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SORORITIES TO BE
ALLOWED ON THE
CAMPUS OFE.C.T.C.
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EASIER HOLIDAYS
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LORRAINE FIN DIM
I IS ELECTED QUEEN
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rtc Sororities Will Be Permitted
and Wilson Hall Will House
Them
TWO FACTIONS
EXPRESS VIEWS
Ultra-Conservative
r H ebarkes Barks Against
Introduction of Sororities; Miss
5. . Davis Fosters Them
Ba?k I bf a tolley of arguments
as those presented by the
-? n. Miss it nkins, an Miss
. finally successful today
ng th ? onsent of the Col-
. . at ration to permit three
. - ? ? is campus. It was
: ??: oonthat Wil-
? ? . the !? IU r.
??' ? chapters.
? irker, who has fought the
. i ? sin .? coming to this col-
tst ii 1914, was very bitter when
interviewed by our reporter today.
??t Dr. ReBarket said, "should
!?ari lo drink, smoke, cuss, and cut
qb general before entering a
i rt college. Hence, why
8ae the base ulterior motive
ihe high sounding name, soror-
; ersonally am against any
? ?. ?bich has been found
:?. our forefathers. When
. - is so perfect a the one
exist og on our campus, it makes
.?? red1 "for Liberals to en-
la i p : the standing of our college
? ? wing it to grow. Why, 1 ask
Why should we replace a
a with a new shiny one, if
. to go to the trouble of
. og tat the rusty peg? Or to
? ? plainly, the students on this
should be heard and not
K?n What we need is store talk
tad i?e action
Idea Prevails That Week Off- Dr. Meadows and Miss Morton
Draw Up Bill Stating Official
Permission Granted
COUNCIL MEMBERS ALL SIGN
Only Requisite Attached is That
None Smoke in Private
Now Would Harm Term's
Work
CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS
SAID TO BE ENOUGH
Students Prefer To Remain On
Campus Anyway
At
?Romeo and Juliet" Will Show
For First Time at
College
Beauty
Beauty Of Junior Wins Title of
June Queen for Her
SHEARER AND HOWARD TO
BE PRESENT AT OPENING
HUBERT REBARKER
SALLY RAND WILL
a recent mass meeting the
student body unanimously voted to
have the Faster Holidays cancelled.
The holidays were scheduled to be-
gin April 9 and end April l?.
It seems that the majority of stu-
dents feel that the holidays would
come just about the time they were
getting interested in this term's
work, and they had rather continue
right on with their studies than go
home. The feeling is also preva-
, lent that the holidays we had for
, ('hristmas were enough to ht
during any one school year.
Many faculty members seemed to
j think it best for the students to take
At the recent convention of North
Carolina Student Councils smoking
was discussed in detail. Many prob-
lems were presented and solved. No
schools in North Carolina allow
smoking. It was reported that
after Dr. Meadows and Miss Ann!
Morton heard this they said action
would be taken at once.
It is the custom of Fast Carolina j
Teachers College to have as much;
individuality as possible. Dr.
Meadows and Miss Morton, as soon
as the Banquet was over Saturday
ffered j night, drew up an agreement. It
was signed by the Justice of Piece
and the Chef of Police. Miss Mor-
ton then sent notes to each council
member's room and called a special
Many Other Stars Expected to
Appear on Campus at
That Time
Famed Dancer's Last North
Carolina Act To Be At
This School
rei
liked Dean of Women
uamtd hi fist down on his straw
M he made this last statement.
S ? w thai lading Dr. Bebarker's
v. ? ? ? for the entire movement
? Davis ret n w? -1 tin situation
"Our school she
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the 1?
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midents. What
? past l.ould not
least. In fact, to
in ion honestly and com-
ely, 1 would like to say that we
bave chapters of at least 49
. s rorities and six fraternities
campus. When a student
, ?? , liege, he expects to have a
d lime. It is up to us teachers
?? that they have the time of
their lives
"Kntirrly too much emphasis has
ben plated on studying in the past,
tod I firmly believe that it is more
important for a student to know how
k I -rt. and look cute than to know
wi w?n the Revolutionary War
Plans for the evacuation of Wil-
tm Hall have been legun. and k
is tl ight that the girls will begin
raising ane over there in a few
presented to a group of prospective
teachers, who are supposed to be
up on modern heroes and heroines,
not only of literature, but of
rhythm as well.
Many of our sister state institu-
tions have welcomed Sally Band -
performances. The school takes
pride in Mi- Rand's statement, "I
shall give my farewell program in
North Carolina at East Carolina Farmer, authoritativt
Teacher- College in Greenville, be-
cause it is a school with manj
nymph like dancers, who can realh
appreciate my program It seems
that her idea of a teacher's eolleg
! a rest, and have in several incidents
! urged the students to spend the week- meeting of council.
ends off campus. The student body Each council member got up OUtj
as whole seems perfectly satisfied to of bed, very much excited, and
, stav on campus, ami in spite of the j rushed over to the meeting. After j
urge they've received to accept theI some discussion each member agreed
holidays and rest a while from their! to sign the agreement. F r a n e i a
daily routine, they insist that thevj Edgerton was the first to come
don't want or need the vacation, andH8 and ? h" Iia.mc-
, The agreement read:
wnld rathei ontmu. with tin in Hencpforth an forovf.r morr at
East Carolina Teachers College
smoking will be encouraged in p?b-
liee by Miss Morton, Dr. Meadows
and the Student Council.
Girls the final step, and the most
difficult is having girls sign the
agreement. As soon as these girls
agree to sign the petition smoking
will be allowed anywhere. T he
only restriction connected with this
is?any girl caught smoking alone
or after lights are out will serve
a three weeks restriction.
Sallv Rand, the world's most fa-
mous 'fan dancer, will present a; ??al work and forget that the holi-
, v - .i ' davs were ever scheduled,
dance program here in the campus. ? . . , . , ,? ???
, . So instead ot tia ing the spring
building on April 7. at 8:30 0lo('ki holidays, the students will continue
Since Miss Rand is so well known wjtn their classes, and from the last
it seems quite fitting that she be; report it is doubtful if any one will
leave campus unless an emergency
occurs which makes it almost impos-
sible to remain.
DENNIS HAS
P.OETRY PUBLISHED
Mr. Thomas Dennis is proud to
announce that one of bis poems is
ar last published in the Proffressirt
magazine on
iie beauty and poetry of country
life. The poem is entitled "A Cow's
View of Sunrise
rolled in tl
course four
Thomas was cn-
Since Mis Graham is a great
this petition she has
the priviledge of ict-
check hv her office to
Will the follow-
ing girls sign as soon as possible:
Caroline Riddiek, Julia Peterson.
Joy
Eli-
The program committee proudly;
issued a notice that the famous pic-
ture "Romeo and Juliet" will have
its premier showing in onr college
theater. The date of the entertain-
ment has not a yet been set as the
making of the picture i not yet com-
pleted.
Norma Shearer as Juliet a n d
Leslie Howard, as Romeo will be
featured in the show. Telegrams
have been received from both of the
stars that they are anticipating be-
ing here for the show. They both,
expressed how much they were look- j
ing forward to the event and to!
spending several days as guests of
the college. Many other stars are
expected; a few are: Joan Crawford
and Franchot Tone, Janet Gaynor.
Robert Taylor, Irene Dunn, Clark
Gable and many others. It will Ik-
necessary for many of them to make
the trip by plane.
The reason such an effort was
made to get the picture was because
the play was written by William;
Shakespeare and since all the stu-
dents are familiar with his great
work they would appreciate and en-
joy it to the utmost.
Students will l?e admitted on
their student tickets but they must!
be exchanged before the night of j
the show. Further information
as to the date of the showing will
be given later, so watch the paper.
Be sure to get your seat reserved at
the earliest day possible. Due to
the crowd expected plans are being
made to have the entertainment in
the Campus Building rather than
Austin where the shows are usually
MAY DAY IDEA IS DISCARDED
LORRAINE FINDIM
SCHOOL ACRES 18
LET GUYPLAY HERE
Girls May Keep Late Hours On
Night of Dance
!ven.
promoter of
been grantee
ting the girl
sign the petition
MISS JENKINS WINS PRIZE
? n't the ancient one of long-faced, Achieve Fame by Writing Verst
iallv inactive- human beings. j taught by Miss Mamie E. Jenkins.
ie freshman English J Mildred Fuller. Betsy Grubb
years ago. "How to DeJtek Cornelia Scott-rock.
SOCl
after paying the usual fee of $1.00.
Out-siders are welcomed for a quar
ter.
Ml" students will be admitted j She has since 1-cen his counselor
and helper, and has been instru-
mental in showing him that it is
the duty of a genius to share with
the world the workings of the mas-
ter mind.
Thomas has placed one hundred
copies of the last uue of the Pro-
gressive Farmer in the lobby of
Austin Hall. Students are urged
to take them and read his poem.
PAGE PULLS PULITZER PRIZE
rd of the 1?3? Pulitzer Prize
was at a formal banquet
? ? an Pinllysophical
Phillydephia
EASON-WEST
The marriage of Wae West of
Hollywood, Csl. to Robert Eason
of Greenville was solemnized on
Saturday, March 14, in the Little
Church 'Around the Corner. Mae
was a member of the class of '37.
and is at present a social worker
in the slums of New York City.
NOTICE
Fishing in the lake
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So-
Tuesday
Uvah Page
priae for the best advice
?; problems facing Americans to-
day Mr. Page's book was a five
to use aSair of "How to tell your
Friaadt from More Assinine Crea-
ture?" aad is hailed as the best treat-
ment which has been published on
tie subject in forty years, i. e since
Gtarlis Cobb's prize winning book
on a Similar topic How to K?ep
From Rererting to Tree Climbing
?as published by the Renfroe Print-
ing Company of Greenville, N. C,
? 1&9L
Psge's book is now in the tilth
edition. Statistics show that more
eepiai hav been bought by college
? bers and students than by any
ether croup in the professions. It
?- ' ? ? ted that ministers and Sun-
After June 1 Mr. and Mrs. Eason 11 from now on. Also, students and
will make their home on 125 Con- visitors are warned against teasing
aectieut Avenue Chicod, North the sharks and whales. They are
Carolina. very dangerous.
zabeth Morris, Sammy Adler, Chessy
Edmundson, Elisabeth Peoples,
"Darling" Ruby Mae Jones, Hadi-
lene Coley, Ada' K. Hedgepath, Ber-
ja Sheppard, Jeenette Edwards,
Ida K. Heir, Mary Hooks, Ruth
Laughlin, Ruth Fisher, Berlyne Ho-
ward, Margaret Norman, Ruth
StyTon. Mary Helen Hammond,
Ruth Cagle, Anne Campbell, Mel-
rose Gardner, Onie Green Cockrum,
Helen Jane Tailer, Sara Carraway,
Charlotte Lee, Sara Lee Yates, Ruth
Truslow, and Lola Holt. A copy
has been sent to Hazel Barbee to
forbidden I be signed and returned.
Hollow Heads At Harvard
aener;
will soon
head
-?? -? This is Mr. Page's first at-
tempi . book on social problems
but critics already say that, except-
ing Mr. CobVl 'book, it is unsur-
pas-nd for its research studies, and
fra? liherary touch. His other
works have been of a more serious
Batore, dealing with Baby Dump-
5iI??. Henry, and reviews of the
grid's rnasterpieees, the outstand-
ing on of which is his review of
Xendelsons "What I Learned About
Dr E. C. Hollar accepted the
presidency of Harvard University
this morning, after a frantic effort
on the part of the Harvard author-
ities to find a brilliant, upright and
honest man to fill the vacant chair
in the president's office.
Although efforts have been made
to keep affair out of the papers, it
i. known that the preceding presi-
dent Dr. BUI Hesrne, a former stu-
dent at this college was resigned by
the Board of Trustees when, fol-
lowing the precedent, he went the
way of the trangressor and for ob-
vious reasons was unable to appear
at a formal dedication of the monu-
tnt to the late Miss Ome Greene
Coekrane who died recently because
o poor eves and feet while domg
search work in the Shakespearean
Library there. ?
According to popular rumen-Dr.
Hollar is well fitted to hold down
the chair. He has of ten been a stu-
dent at Harvard College and ? fa-
miliar with the lay of the land in-
cluding the pit where many of the
younger generation make their pit-
falhT In 1893 Dr. Hollar was em-
aid to him in his knowledge of pres-
idential affairs and of how to carry
out the duties of president of so
large an institution of higher learn-
ing. He expects to keep the posi-
tion at least seven years because of
the fact that Dr. Hollar goes out
only one night in every seven years,
the last time being Saturday night
when Mrs. Hollar was awake until
4:30 A. M. listening for the third
step of the stairs to squeak.
SAFE-CRACKING IS TAUGHT
It seems incredulous that so gen-
tle a professor as Dr. Slay should
teach his students to be robbers, but
so be it. It seems that in his chem-
istry class he has taught the art of
safe-breaking with the use of nitro-
glycerine. Two of our co-eds have
delved more deeply into this sub-
ject After extensive experimenta-
tion in the science laboratory they
decided to try out the results of
their labor. The results, it has been
learned, is that Hyatt Forrest and
George Willard are now m the city
falls, m io?- ? ? nrWi. lock-up for blowing the safe of the
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LAST UNCOVERED
President of Student Govern-
ment is Shipped
Ellen Jenkins was shipped from
college by the student council last
Monday night for going night rid-
ing.
It has been suspected for a good
while that Miss Jenkins had been
committing such an offense but it
had been impossible to catchy her.
It seems that she became a lit-
tle bolder than usually one night
and climbed into a car at Five
Points. The person who saw her
was not quite sure that it was Miss
Jenkins out when she was return-
ing to school after having been to
the show she saw Ellen get out of
the car about the same place that
she had got in.
When called to council Miss Jen-
kins readily admitted that she had
been night riding, and also con-
fessed that this wasn't the first time
and she couldn't understand why
she hsdn't been caught before.
The shipping of Miss Jenkins
does not come as a shock to the stu-
dent body, because many knew she
had been continuously slipping out
and going night riding, as well as
breaking many other rules.
Miss Mamie F. Jenkins of the
English Department, recently at-
tended a meeting of the American
true-story writers, which was held
in Chicago. The program, as out-
lined by Miss Jenkins consisted of
various speeches on How to write
a true-true story and many ex-
temporaneous talks on "The writ-
ing of my true-story
East Carolina Teachers College
was very much elated over the fact
that Miss Jenkins' latest story My
Jilted Suitors won the five hundred
dollar prize at the convention. Miss
Jenkins based her writing on her ex-
periences as a Freshman at Duke
University. "Whether or not her
story came up to the requirements
as stated in our rhetoric books, it
is hard to say, but that matters lit-
tle, since she turned the five hun-
dred dollar prize over to the Eng-
lish Department to be spent for
hound copies of "The True Story
Needless to say. the student body
has enjoyed Wayne King and Jan
Garber this year; since they so
graciously played for our Sopho-
more hop and for two sorority
dances. We've been keeping in close
touch with Guy Lonbardo all along.
and success has come. Guy will
place East Carolina Teachers Col-
lege on the top when he plays for
the finals here. A comment by
Guy is a credit to our school?"It
isn't that you tried to book me. but
that I've been trying to get the
chance to play for you for years
It has been rather difficult for the
social committee to decide upon an
orchestra; dm to the fact, that Hal
Kemp, who played for the May
Frolics last year, has been bidding
on the dance Since, we had Hal
Kemp, it seems the right thing to
do to let Guy come and play for the
reasonable sum of $3,000.
Not only are we having a rather
'? high-rating orchestra, but we are
also having the dances open to the
I public, meaning that once again
we'll enjoy a boy-break dance.
Heretofore, it has been necessary
for the girls to be in within an hour
after the dance ends, but girls, we're
getting a break. "Try to be in
say authorities, "by three a.m
June Day To Replace May Day;
Exercise Will Add to
Commencement
Next week there will be a omani-
moua vote by the students: to elect
Miss Lorraine Findim as June
: Que a.
It has previously been the cus-
tom of the college to celebrate May
instead of June, but so many othej
colleges began copying the idea, that
the thinkers here about decided to
jump up a month and have June
Day Festivals rh year.
Lorraine is a junior here. ? .
known as the most beautiful girl
i'ii campus and was chosen June
. Queen for that reason. Some sus-
: pect that the lovely glint in her
huge blue eyes is due to the fact
i that she. is in love. Other think
! that since she is only nineteen years
; old. the above mentioned affair is
: only infatuation. None deny the
captivating charm of her eyes, how-
, ever.
The June Day exercises will be
; for some a sad experience and ir
others a happy one. This excereise
will add color to the process of
; graduation, since both will take
j place on June 1.
The students (all except seniors)
i will line up as usual in Wrong
; Circle. The June Queen will then
take her place on top of the statue
I in the center of the circular pool
in the middle of Wrong Circle.
From that perch, she will sing?
gloriously, happily. It is believed
that this music will sooth the bonee
of those students who grow weary
with waiting for their turn to enter
the Campus building.
When the seniors, robed in their
; caps and gowns, pass the pool, as
thev wend their way from Austin
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to the Campus Building
throw daintily to the Qua D ? 1 ne
fiower that has' been presented to
each of them. Tiiis Bower wiD
signify all their trials and tribula-
tions while here. As they cast them
away, each senior will emit a long
Mistaincd sigh, and march solemnly
on.
MILITARY UNIT
LED BY TUCKER
No girl can count on Francis
Sinclair for more than one quar-
ter (mercenary or seasonal). As
often as the quarter changes, you
iimv see him with a waist high, in-
fant-looking freshman who is look-
ing searehingly into the ether to
find what the upper half of the
animal look- like. "Tarzan" seems
to be doing right fair these day
with the kid from "The Garden
Snot
Oscar Offered For Olympics
The largest Military Unit in the
south is this year in operation at
Pineland College under the direc-
tor of Col. Eric Tucker, a former
student of E.C.T.C, Col. Tucker
received his military training at
this college and has since been fa-
mous in army circles.
The ROTC. CMTC and CCC
have fallen in the background and
are no longer mentioned when '?
reserve units are spoken of.
Five hundred artillery sections
have been put into use. Five tho
sand new privates and two hundred
and ninty nine superior of& ? rs
have been installed.
from this in the future.
Radio announcement this morn-
ing from Internation Training
Camps, Inc. stated that Mr. Oscar
Oswald Speed, lately of Pactolus,
Pitt County, will be offered by the
United States to compete in the an-
nual Opympic Games, the next meet-
ing of which will be held next year
in Soochaw, China, in 1940. Mr.
Speed will make up the better part
of the broad jumping team and will
also compete in the minor sports of
double bobsledding and skiing.
Mr. Speed left last week for his
Florida training camp in the Ever-
glades. His trainer Heap Big
Mutt, of the Seminale tribe, pre-
dicts a vigorous season of Indian
training consisting of fasting, pray-
ing, war whooping for the leg mus-
cles, and mental discipline. All
fire water will be excludexl from the
diet of the famouse athlete and he
will drink only directly from the
noted Hot Springs of the section,
springs for which the great city
was named. Mr. Heap Big Mutt
will permit no visitors. No more
canoes will be permitted to cross
that section of the Everglades after
yesterday. Rumors are that a Miss
Ruby Lucas is now stranded on one
of the islands, after an attempted
effort to get to the training camp.
At the gate of the Everglades is a
sign whieh reads "No passage to the
Speedy Training Camp is possible
after the end of the rainy season
which is now closed It seems that
this notice was not taken into serious
consideration by the pursuing.
She is now being treated rather
cooly by the authorities and it will
be impossible for Miss Lucas to re-
turn until after the ice breaks.
At the Pitt Theatre Wednesday
and Thursday will be shown slow
motion movies of the athlete and
the masculine powers exhibited in
his work-outs. Of particular inter-
est will be those pictures of the
bobsledding.
Indications are that in 1940 the
laurel wreath will be placed once
more on an American rather than
on late Chinamen and Ethiopians.
Mr. Speed himself stated before his
departure, "I am quite confident
that America will be proud to say
'Oscar Oswald Speed' is one of my
sons
FLAVOR FINDS FAVOR
Dietitian Decides Diet for Dairy
Report has it that milk from
cows grazed in a pasture of wild
onions is for more healthy for grow-
ing children than milk from cows
more carefully pastured. Besides
the additional nutritive value,
caused by this excellent source of
vitamins and minerals, the flavor of
the milk is greatly improved. Ex-
periments have proved that children
who once hated milk now beg for it,
when it is of a delicious, wild onion
flavor.
For this reason the dietition of
our college has had wild onions
own on the front lawn, where the
cows graze. Now that the demand
for more milk is expected, a car
load of the cattle will be arriving
from Texas soon. This will insure
against a shortage in the milk sup-
ply.
Problem : Why the sudden deser-
tion of the "Y" Store by all th
eligible boys around here?
Solution: Find Rowena and place
her back by the counter, with her
best foot forward!

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NEWS
A Not-Yet-Touching Scene j
KETIRN FOR VISIT
Mr. Eddie lhirhin. a member of
i elas of 85 visited the eampua
? , k ??? A few r his friend
Ufrta t.i him at ? i-?k tail party
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president,
ember I I i umnae Aa
: ins; I ? ?l.ti i eacher
? uy met April 1. 1940. The
I ened w ? '? th? singing of
. ? nil Lies Over t
U ? De, Loateh,
took up the business and thru intro-l
dueed to the group Mies .am Pitts,
the ij-aktr o( the lay. His Pitts,
?nbjset w "A Twachar's Hands,
tad What to Io With Them The
r.wtine dosed with a chant of the
college song by Mary locale Parker,
IH-k I'urlington. IK It. House and
Annie Horton.
Katherine
Romance is in the Air
The above sketch illustrates anjthia, Henry and Mary
old theme that becomes now when and Oscar and Margie.
ever Spring rolls around. Though We predict that the following
the budding of the trees and the! will soon be inseparable:
blooming of the flower arrived Allen a
rather late this time, indications Doris. Francis and Margaret,
load one to assume that romance Frankie and Johnnie, Buck and
will play a prominent role on the Ohessie. Jack and Jeannette, Robert
campus from now on. and Valda. Billy and Judy. Bel-
First perhaps it would be wise mont and Carolyn, Fran and Lib.
to mention some of the old stand-j James Dudley and Betsy, Gary and
bvs?couples such as?Jimmie DJ Lois, Chauncey and Frances
and Loniae, Alvnh and MclroseJ and Gladys, Stanley and Ethel Lee. to be involved haye been mvostigat
Jimmie C and Sara Lee. Robert Graham and Mary Beate, Jack X. ed more thoroughly and it has been
id Tommy j g Virffinia md ;orllelia, and Jimmie and Julia found that heretofore he has become
spent the past few days T e 1.riinroS( anil rvn. Mae. only tight, woosy, and high. He
Iris Harrell, who took many
rl's sweethearts in 1936, has yet
'tei four years, to take her pick
tween I.ilv Staten
i SIMPSON SINKS
10 S0T1ESS
Professor is Found in Highly
Inebriated Condition
WIFE SUES FOR DIVORCE
Council Takes Action; Suggests
Installation of Nursemaids
At last truth comes to the sur-
face which indicates that Di
Claude Simpson. A.B MA B.H
and Ph.D newly of the English De
partment, is not all that the staid
faculty thinks he is. "Miss Ellen
Jenkins, president of the Student
Government Association and Mr.
Bill Aycock. president of the North
Carolina Student Federation of La-
bor, while night-riding Friday night
between 1 :00-2 :00 a.m. found Dr.
;nd'Maria"na7 George and) Simpson in an ?b???b ?J ?h
stable condition in the First Slough
of the Tar River, beyond the bridge
of Bethel highway. It seemed that
Dr. Simpson was intoxicated, in-
ebriated, and drunk.
Previous instances of this kind
llootlin which Dr. Simpson was thought
Noted Dancer
J
Bhome ofMrs. GaryWarren
? jrmer Bet i. :xsy (Jrubb. s, who 1 ias been
a11 over tbe State:
Six wj 9 lastis a visi-Fridav.
M r2sr. t Sammonhad twi confer-
eiMawith Jea bj 1936nett?iuates teach in
gra
CtvSchools.LibWilsonat Po-
duckEthel Vickat Chocowinity;
Linelle ClarkatTodd'aCross;
JjmiOutlan1. bead ofphysical
,tion deiarnBent, atMicro;
?'Vurdle, d111' ? directorat Kala-
Joe
resort. The euro seekers wear snow
shoes to keep from being mired in
the quicksand bogs of the region.
Further inland, beyond the
Swamps, are the Sticks. Many of
the Seniors are expected to break
OPENING BASEBALL
GAME PLAYED INSIDE
has been instrumental in establish-
ing the habit of regular cock-tail
parties at his Fifth Avenue pent-
Hill Ul!
eerta
Af
md
at elf
in student dutj
ter the discovery M isa Jenkins foT the
Mr. Ayeoek returned immedi mai I
to campus and called . special a th
f?
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ALUMNAE iSS
We only work on new shoes . . .
To moke them as comfortable o? Old
E. T. GOOR, JR SHOE SHOP
HAVE YOUR TEETH TINTED - To Mat h Y u Lw:z
? at ?
DR. A. M. SCHULTZ (Single)
Open Nite and Day : Roof of State Bank Bid
(Continued from page three)
of. the chairs were removed from
scene of action, the Morrison team
found it bard to compete with the
bouse and
M
at tho
J. Y. Joyner has been imprisoned
t r slandering Miss Graham.
Thomas Dennis has been ac-
claimed poet laureate of America.
MissArkVV.M(KrehasWen
elee tedhost1 1: theTracnight
?rah.
Frances Edgerton sailed for Eu-
: e Wednesday, for the purpose of
securing her M. R. S. degree from
the Russian Caar.
SWISS SWAMPS AND STICKS
SEEN BY SENIORS
Spanish Bulls Also To Be
Encountered
a Sei ior Class meeting this
? at 11:30 it was definitely
led that b cause of the bum
sen ? i f Rix Tours, Inc Canard
1 nes will have charge of the Senior
T tr from now on. Washington is
now off the map as far as Seniors
an concerned. Instead of Wash-
ington, Siberia will bo the end in
view. Clifton Crawford has often
expressed a wish to risit the salt
mines there to see if their salt tastes
like ours. He also wishes to leave
the party for a few weeks and, dis-
guised as a Volga boatman, drift
down the famous rirer to hear the
boatman sing the famous song. He
is doing research work on whether,
in their unguardeed moments, they
sing the sing the same way that the
genuim Volga Boatmen do who are
alwi v- doing this country.
M. I ;irl will !? the first real
?top The party will remain here
mt ? gets X"? rough and until the
hers have bad time to wire
? rn for more money to replace
that w hich was i
a pretty good business.
The canals in Holland will be an-
other outstanding feature of the
trip. Members of the expedition
will be furnished nets with which
to catch crayfish. Visitors to the
country do this for sightseeing pay-
ment, giving the crayfish to the na-
tives who make pickled pigs feet
from them.
An elephant ride in the wilds of
Germany is promised to every mem-
ber of the expedition. This is one
of the chief delights and favorite
pastimes of Chancellor Hitler. He
is also very fond of pigsticking. The
fattened pigs are often imported
from the eastern part of North
Carolina,
Ethel Vick. president of the Sen-
ior Class, admits that she has never
went out much, but that if every
one- works together, they can get
down st the touching thought, om i?
home ao near?and yet so far away. Bo'FarW wap more fhan pleaaed
rhe man who runs ,he St k? 11 th appan.n1 ?ower of the bat-
tingmen. Several balls went deep
in the embankment in the outfield,
making curve through the lower
windows, others putting moth holes
through the velvet curtains, and still
other improving the siz.e of the air
hobs in the stage ventilators.
The infield was lined up with
three veterans at their old jobs?
.limmy Johnson, Baxter Ridenhour,
and Lefty Dunn, and a newcomer,
Floyd Hinton, held down first base.
Hintcm. second in the batting aver-
age, is one of the fastest men on the
nine, and seems to be a fine pros-
pect.
Since no one attends the base-
ball games anyway, the players were
not bothered by superfluous posts,
moving objects, and other junk; and
because of the great opportunity of
guarding college property, the a
j visors are planning for the rest of
enough cooperation for everyone to j the season's games to be played on
make the same break at the same j the mezzanine floor of the Campus
time, and save embarrassment to all. Building
if bis friends,
and Mrs. Jasper Gulledge, Mr.
and Mrs. Jimmie B. Cummings.
Dr. and Mrs. Leon Meadows, and
Mr. E. L. Henderson.
Mrs. Simpson, believing a woman
furnished the Tile stuff, has filed
suit for divorce, charging alienation
of affections. The one redeeming
point in Dr. Simpson's favor which
can be used in the trial is the fact J
that he has recently organized a i
Young Men's Temperance Onion
The following are charter members:
Henry Hatsell. Clarence Cunning-
ham. Joe Braxton, -limmy Johnson.
Worth Chauncey Calfee, Jack
Brock, Fran Ferebee, and Buck
Jordan.
Dr. Simpson would never have
An
The about "cut-up pictures i
Other than Miss Marian Cox W
who will appear in the Caro
Minstrels Friday night, April S:
interesting feature of Miss Woods
performance is her elaborate cos-j
tume which was designed and con-j
structed by Miss Francis Sinclair.
Miss Wood goes into her dance as;
a real professional although shej
makes her debut Friday night prior!
to the show. Miss Wood later ex-
hibits her versatility by imitating
the "Call of the Wild cracking'
pecans with one tooth, and training
gold fish to change scenery between
acts.
We Press Only Scandal Sheets'
ALL WORK DONE N
INVISIBLE
ROUSE PR I NTERY
been apprehended and arraigned
before justice had it not been for
the missionary spirit of Miss Jen-
kins, who always considers first the
Inspect Our New Shipment of
Turkish Towels
Before buying your costume for the
Mahotma Gandhi Ball
GARRIS GROCERY
Have Your Horses Properly Shod
So You Can Go To Town
See us for particulars
COBURN'S
If you must play?
In the slot ma-
. ight i !?? th high spot
on the itinerary while in Spain.
Many girls Lave already bought
their mantillas to wear to the fight.
They may be purchased here at
Bloom's Headgear Shoppe, or they
may be purchased in Kinston or
Baric. Seth Moos that girls should
not wear rtd dresses to the fight be-
cause most of the Spanish bulls
have myopia and cannot distinguish
forms very well. In other words,
a skirt may be mistaken for a bull-
fighter's main article of defense, as
wall as that of an innocent wom-
an's.
To keep the students from get-
ting homesick they will risk the
Swiss Swamps. This is a health
"Seven-Eleven
We Have The Latent in
Televisioned, Self-Controlled
PHILCO RADIOS
Priced m Reaea ef
Cellea-e Girls
ALBERT GASKINS
Carolina Sales Corp.
Do it in the
WHY STORE
Instead of cluttering up the halls with
your nonsensical idiosyncracies?
AND BESIDES
Our dating facilities cost us money so
why not help us use the first coat of
varnish
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call in one of our experts to pack vour truck
Years of experience have taught tbem the tea
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VOLUME XII
NOTICE!
WE ARE ORGANIZING A KNITTING CLASS FOR ALL COLLEGE GIRLS AND
OLE MAID SCHOOL TEACHERS
Lessons will be absolutely free. The only requisites for membership are a gossiping tongue and 0"
eager ear. We are of the opinion that all scandals should be thoroughly aired and no deep
secrets left undiscovered. All interested in becoming a member of our clacs apply at
Blount-Harvey
Ambrose
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Educational Leader i
Guest of the Pre
the Coilerj-
c;PEAKS TO STUDENT
BODY AND TO
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TheoriesA
arid;? .
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1 ' ' If of K'i iversitv
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ri(,a a
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together to ed
eaen other, wil
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conduct yonrs
u aWe to
quotation froi
philosophy ai
kb students ?
am yonr tea
vmu are my ' ??
as are st id i ts I
trasted tin- ??? ?
which say "1
are lay stu ? i '
time in inventi -
vu will Bpend
diligenee in :??
yon can; and,
dne time give y.
then you
nilly. withonl
be educated, yoi
tinted in Lai i
,i.i ynur friei
and Bohodv eai
Tin- y ing .
declared, are ?'
determine uu v
achievements ?
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SENIOR NORMAL CLJ
SCORES WITH THI
"Agatha TheThr
"Leap Year Bride"
Excellent Pro
One of tb
act play. r B i
seated Tuea
Austin Andtoi
Between each of
"Agatha?v(an
Threshold1Vi
MiaeCaBleyill
Bride bv IM
-al nnmbera using I
talent were given.
Betty Herri nil.
"Agatha a play ai
-lays, gave the au-li-??
interpretation of a J
who would not hai
??hanged from a beai
"Agatha" to that ???
war general who was
line Richardson and i
played the parts ofl
Angela, sisters of Agat
of the father who insh
ing heroes of the waj
his, daughters names
by Billy Tolson. Hi
hy Roberta Brantil
friend, the Confederaf
Played by Bill Sit
firm support, as did
gerald who took the
Herriman, the dashii
young man in Law
Tfniversity, who car
childhood playmat
Smith gave good sej
rack, the negro butlt
"The Threshold"
"with an unusual viej
an old lady (film
Adams) seeing deatl
from this world to
she could forever
might have been
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