side of the track. The brutelicked his hand, feebly waggedOn the evening of the opening at | his tail and died in nis masterTsBoyd's one of the members ofjarms.tLe company strack the nead of}out a quarter ora half dollar togome especially tenacious pedler.4 PAILY REFLECTORD,. J. WHICHARD, Kditor.aE . ain nator , tanamtprtoaeinaneorEVERY AFTERNOON (EXCEPT SUNDAY).|che combination for a dollar,} pastes His Way to the Heaven.oe ="-"|much to the amazement of the "_" |Th» man who eyery Sundavmorning pastes a dollar bill oniatter. The actor said he wouldBevered as second-class mall matter. storurbitrate, compromise or do any-eee eres . . . : aa, . thing. He finally agreed to call|/the collection plate in TrinitygrRscrIPTtON RATES. * |, ce ye id ;| it square if his superior would| Chapel, West Twenty fifth street, 25¢ 50¢ DRUGGISTSae mouth . buy him a drink. On this 10/is Virgil Richard Jeger. He isa ¢ ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED £2 cate any case of constination. Cascarets are the Ideal Laxa-~ - . - Pe out . : . tA ré, never grip or gripe, but eaus : : ~ ftUne week. + os, 7. Mo feent basis they came to terms, | printer, and lives at 56 Jane street} glean! hoklet free. Ail. STERLING BEMEDY GUnr Chicano, Mentrenl, Can,ceriien Terk, . aitbet ivered in town by carriers withou' and returned to the theatre front! He arrives at the chapel in gocd SPP LS ORTk canst. . . 7/ATvertiang rates are liberal andcan be and watched the box office hun-|time for the morning services,takes a seat in the front pew, and R. Ls DAVIS, PresTt.ad cn application to the editor or atBe offera ae eae aesWe deshe * vive correspondent atevery postoflice inthe county, who willgend in bricf items of WEWS as it occnrsmn each neighborhood, Write plainlygsndion v or one side of the paper.is=pe al =o4 Wrpnesvar, Novemper 24, 1897.IPe elie_" as==SAM JONEST READY WITHere are some of Sam JonesTwitty sayings, as reported by theCitizen from bis lecturein Ashe-ville last week :This isa great old world, andTm rot going to leaveit on pur-§nose. HereTs one fellow who isnot going to kill his fool self.TTve no respect for growlers,theretore I donTt respect manyyeople. This nation reminds meaf a family of spoiled children.That philosopher bas not yetlived who can tell which is thebest es ate, to be hungry andhavicg uothing to eat, or to havethe colic from gating tor much.I want to give you the worth ofyour money if you've got anyplace to put it. Some of youdollar fellows. I expect, paid toomuch. But if you bavenTt gotroom for it you can just sit stilland let it run over.There 1s nothing in this worldto which I tip my hat with pro-founder respect than a genuinewan. The only trouble about itir, I donTt have to tip it often. Amen is bigger than a king"big-ger thana president. It there 1s@ wan in politics I donTt know it.Take North Carolina for example,A Boston maa once asked me:oDses the negro differ trom thewhite manin instinct?� I toldhim no, the difference was mostlyin the cutstink.Some old deacon who swindlesyou will say oITm obliged to liye.�ThatTs a lie"he can die any dayhe wants to.A-aong the girls we need morehoney bees and fewer butterflies.grily.Somewhat to their surprise, @-|man stopped, and then another,and then immediately afterwardsa whole crowd of people appeat-ed at the window, and for half anhour the place was hesieged. Nosuch house had eyer been calledout by the little cheap company,and these people were all of a firegrade, tuo- *ofuck is with us,� cried themanager to nis delighted em-ploye. oCome and iets spendwhat I haye in celebration.� Sothey went out and destroyed thesymmetry of the last five-doilarbill m the silk batted manTs pos-session. After which, returningtothe box office, they asked theticket seller how much had beentaken in.oHight dol'ars and forty cents,�was the repty.oRight dollars and forty cents ?Where"how"what about these5)0 or 1,000 people who havebeen crowding in?�oOh,� eaid the box office man,whose name was Doc Haynes,othe ElksT hail is on the upperfloo:, and the entrance is here.ThereTs a dance there tonight,apd the members have beengetting the special tickets whichhive been assigned to thet.ITm secretary of the lodge, yousee !� ~ae """Died tor His Master.When a man giyes ap his hfefir avother, posterity erects am iument io bis memory; butwhen a dog dies that his maste~may live, wen Stop and think, andJohu Walker, of Roselle, N. J-,was doing a lot of thinking onSaturday night. He was face toface with death. and his dog hadavertod the blow.Walker left his house early 1Dthe morning for a stroll, aditsdoy followed him. He tried todrive him back. ~hen maste:I donTt objaci to bangs; I thinkbangs are becomug to womenand mules.When women get to cutting offthe tops of their dresses for theball room and the bottoms forthe bikes, I begin to get fright-ened.Some say that Sam Jones isaud dog started to walk along theJoysey Central railroad tracks toElizabeth.Midway between the stationsWalker met a heavy freight ruo-ning rapidly eastward, makingenough noise to deaden ail othersounds. Walker stepped to thewest bound track. His dog,seems tc listen intently to thesermon. He carries a dollar billin his hat, one end fastened underthe hat Land.While the sermon is beingpreached Mr. Jeger smears oneside of the bill with paste, whichhe also carries 1n his hat, mean"time, keeping his eyes fixed onthe preacher. The collectionplate is usually passed to nimfirst, and he lays the billon it anacarefully but firmly smoothes itout.oT donTt want the money toblow away, and I donTt want any-one to steal ~it,T saia Mr. Jegeryesterday. obesides there areMasonic reasons why 1 paste themoney on the plate.�The church authorities have notobjected to Mr. JwgerTs eccen-tricity in giving. The sextonscrapes the bills from the platestakes the ; ieces to the bank andgets new, whole bills."New YorkWorld.Couldn't Afford to Take a PaperOne of our exchanges describesthe wan who could not afford totake the home paper as follows:By getting hold of a foreignadvertising sheet he spent $1writing to find out how to keepsober; the answer being to take apledge. He also sent fifty 2 centstamps to find out how to raiseturnips and receiyed a postalcard reply: oTake hold of thejvops and pull.� It was the sameperson that sent 50 cents to afellow in tue east for twelve ~use-ful househoid articles and re-ceived a package of needles. Heis a near relatiye to the man whosert $1 to find out how to getrich and received the reply:oWork likethe deyil and neverspend a cent.� He ts alsorelated to the man who sent $5 tofind out how to write without apeu or ink,and the answer was:oiryalead pencil.� He is atwinbrother to thé man who sent $9 tofind out how to live without workand received the reply printed inra~oFish for suckers like we do.�A New Counterteit Discovered.oue black line on a postal cara:The secret service bureau atR. A. TYSON, Vic-ePres.| REORGANIZEDSTATEMENT OF THEWe study carefully the separate needsJ: L. LITTLE, CashTe#?JUNE 15th, 1896.The Bank of Greenville,GREENVILLE, N. C.Atthe Close cf Business Oct, Sth, 1897."RESOURCES. LIABILITIES.f.oans and Discounts $56,792.58 5 Capital stock paid in $23,000.00Premium on Stock 1,000.00 Surplus and Profits 1,462.09Due from Banks \ 20,865.30? Deposits subject to Cueck 67 507.0%Furniture and Fixtures 1,507.25 Due to Banks 607.90Cash Items 8,619.05 ¢ Cashiers Checks ortstanding 241.66Oash in Vault 25,189.49 $ Bills Payable 17,500.00"""" } Time Certificates of Deposit 605.06Total $113,923.67 "Total $113,923,6%of our patrons, and shall be glad ¢o haveyour account, promising every accommodation consistent with good tanking. CH)bite,EF TABLISH HD rete.SAM. Mi. SCHULTZJARMERS ANT?) MEKCHANTS BUYing their yearTs supplies will findu allits brancues.3 ea ENJALWAYS AT LOWEST MARKEE PRICETobacco, Snufi &c,we buy diroc} from, Menfacturn.. enlint vols Os b. AIA ath \ eowce stock ofPORK SIDES GSHOULDERtheirinterest to get our prices befere puachasing elsewhere. Ourstock is covapleteFLOUR, COFFEE,SUGAR""O"_..UNDERTAKERFUNERAL DIRECTORS ANDEMBALMERS."O__"-We have init received a uewhearse and the nicest line of Cof-fins and Caskets, in weed, metal-lic and cloth ever brought teGreenville._ We are propaiud te fo embalm-ing 12 ali its forms.Personal attention given tojcon~ducting funerals and bodies en-truated to our care will receiveevery mark of respec'.Our prices are Jower than ever,Ve do not want monopoly butwivite competition.We can be found at any and alltimes in the John [lanaganBuggy CoTs building.BOB GREENE & CO.4CREENVILLEMale Academy,(The re ai = zehanl(yThe next session of th: school wilopen on?MONDAY:SEPT.%6, 18972FURNITUREwhieh had been running aheadafter birds or loitering behind toWashington announces the dis-vulgar. When they say ITm: vul-covery of a new counterfeit $10gar 1tTs hke the skunk telling the | |and continue for 10 months.#~ace ~3 hens ake short and noisy excursions | .. «fspossum his breath smells bad. m a . \ oe _SXCUreIODS silver certificate, and also a/|always on hand and soldat pricesto suit} oO a ad T es tc 1 bes 8, y - Is . « * é a } ry . r « CtIt isa reversal of GodTs order | '2'O He DUSHES. Closes Ih Ob bis | counterfeit national bark ote. LD oe nees goods areall boughtand| The terms are as follows.ef thincs wl ~\Imaster when the train neared 1 _ sold for CASH therefore, having no lisk} 4R8 vhen woman becomes him 1) The silver certificate is a photo-|to run we sel! at a close margin. Primary English per mo. $2 0C4 the leader in immodesty. Walker was careless. He eraphic production printed on] " } Intermediate © «ow 42oy c * ¢ e X ied " , o: two pieces of paper pasteda aaa neyer looked behind him,T and ee No attorapt hae been Higher = oS&H g3 |Ps = - T é sf) ~ ~Surprise for Actors did not hear or see the Royal! | Sarbers Languages (each) **A Surprise for the Actors. Biuo exrress. Brak ~oval made to color the back of the . guages (each) ~ $1 00" ue eXpress: akemen On tha : The work and diselpline of the sehouuote, which is a shade of browninstead of green. The seal iscolored a bright pink.The note 1s badly printed andthaT lathe work is blurred andindistinct. The national bankuote ison the Virst National offreight.train shouted warningsThe engineer of the.express trainblew bis whistle, with no «avail.Tt was too late to stop, althoucnthe engineer was trying to do so.Walker plodded on.A theatrical manaver cannmanager cannot will be ts heretatorealways be sure of his crowd, evenwhen he sees it, says the ChicagoRecord,James E. Boyd, once a govern-er of Nobraska and always wellA B.PEN DER, We ask a continuance of your «liberal patronage.* °*oFASHIONABLE BARBER, . »W H.RAGSDALE, :Can be. found below QFive Points,next door to Reflector office,: : known on the Chic ? When the train was nearly o . age . . a: ago Board of ; tae 8 nearly on Joplin, of Missouri, series 1882 "Trade, used to own a theatre in| top of Walker his uog sprang at! y; ; :| bn cat It is also printed oa two pieces of See ESS aOmaha. In the course of the|him witha growl. Walker turn- paver and tne silk fibre in the cr Bewieds Aluetutety. | rat: geason an open dae a ed, saw the train and Yt te sie panera at aie a |~ th b k p d . ppeared / . . : stepped genuine i8 imitated by pen and AMES A, SMITH, mo for ths xine rat ( * "ea ha 7 fonthe book and a little second | side in time to dvoid the cars as] i. marks. TONSORIAL ARTIST,} TWeastract to curs § 2k tion cs caewate company succeeded in |they swept past him with a roar. GREENVILLE, N.C. | 4 hots Meaty Fein ad* v * ' x ake: i Mod Mat rh Wiha my ~ wt {. breaking into the house for the| Not so with the dog. The pilot | | Patronage solicited. Cleaning, Dyeing os fal to Bh er ae aeons teunfilled time.. .This company had | of the engine struck the animal Juss try a lds. box ot cascarets, the} and Pressag Gents Clothes a specialty ill har sachs cad Oe Bees ae tal adee : M4 ~ . Ma ~ . " ter Poni, i a ; Lp eriste bn~been having all kinds of bard|and tossed him aside. finest liver and bowel ségu ator ever cd Spot Ulecrson ins Ay partot (85 us OF~ ~ ; om ee in Me Ey 4c : PineyIuck andthe manager had been| When Walker recovered his|�"�*o° cunrantes tocure We Mhaes F etiiet Was oe* -* : nie Caen B long: ¢ cesta bw a ahem- amished for money for a month,|senses he looked for his dog. SS Lene ee TONS: can eure, ~This ds jease ics 0 cr halted- ° * * © -« - fe an ominené ph «ila:Hope and despair combined kept|The faithful animal Jay dying,| Cascarets stimulate liver, kidney and oFASHIONABLE BARBBR, © " /0r many yours weliave BaBaMiuiis 3. o iy ot . T ; h e ~ os DB OF } doy anil th vsthe company together and at odd| with his back broken. eee Never sicken, weaken Or] gpecial attention given to cleaning guaran Theda, bet 3 viionaltimes the manager would giveT Walker carried the dog to the T8�"�P* 10¢, : iGentlemensCloth'y", 42 nil Celuaae., Meahe i et on . ee : recent |' ; f A ; Fe * ~nah Mniel ~Saeed ne tre nT ne A Seep erate eee pene neeSe SO NORRRces"tnSera aces reader ow a ae aR