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THE EAST CAROLINIAN<lb/>
Volume 81 Number 40 WEDNESDAY January 18, 2006<lb/>
1 xt tz j I Makin9 ECU a safe<lb/>
Tribute services mark MLK day haven f0r students<lb/>
Students and faculty march with candles and posters down College Hill during Monday's Candlelight Vigil in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr.<lb/>
Professor's book signing goes well despite lack of books<lb/>
No book, no problem<lb/>
ZACKHILL<lb/>
ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR<lb/>
Late Thursday afternoon,<lb/>
Steven Cerrutti, associate profes-<lb/>
sor of foreign languages and lit-<lb/>
eratures, was still unsure whether<lb/>
his book signing, scheduled for<lb/>
that night, would still take place.<lb/>
His problem? No books.<lb/>
Cerutti's publishing company<lb/>
was not satisfied with the print<lb/>
quality of the books and was<lb/>
threatening to cancel the order,<lb/>
therefore shutting down the book<lb/>
signing. Cerutti made plans to<lb/>
give his talk even if the texts did<lb/>
not show up.<lb/>
By 7 p.m one acceptable<lb/>
order had arrived and already<lb/>
nearly sold out. When Cerutti<lb/>
stepped up to the microphone<lb/>
amid a crowd of close to 200<lb/>
people, there were no books for<lb/>
audience members to get signed.<lb/>
Instead, buyers could sign up to<lb/>
receive the book when more ship-<lb/>
ments arrived.<lb/>
Nevertheless, the event was<lb/>
an undeniable success, with<lb/>
students and spectators packing<lb/>
the aisles of Barnes and Noble<lb/>
Booksellers to hear Cerutti talk<lb/>
about his book, Words of the Day:<lb/>
The Unlikely Evolution of College<lb/>
English.<lb/>
The book takes a look at many<lb/>
of the words that have worked<lb/>
their way into the language we<lb/>
use everyday and traces their<lb/>
origins back to the classical age.<lb/>
"Everyone needs to under-<lb/>
stand the meanings of the words<lb/>
they use said Cerutti.<lb/>
"Most people don't under-<lb/>
stand what 95 percent of the words<lb/>
they use every day mean<lb/>
' The book doesn't stick to only<lb/>
words deemed part of the social<lb/>
norm, but it also investigates the<lb/>
histories of what are considered<lb/>
by many in society to be obscene<lb/>
and vulgar words.<lb/>
"There is no such thing as a<lb/>
bad word Cerutti said.<lb/>
"They're just wounds we<lb/>
make and assign meanings to<lb/>
Cerrutti said when it comes<lb/>
to the study of words a student<lb/>
or professor has to be objective,<lb/>
like a scientist.<lb/>
"A doctor doesn't see nudity<lb/>
as something obscene. He sees a<lb/>
machine that is broken and he<lb/>
can fix it Cerutti said.<lb/>
"Just as an auto mechanic<lb/>
doesn't feel any different about<lb/>
an air filter or muffler, a physi-<lb/>
cian doesn't feel any different<lb/>
about an elbow or an asshole<lb/>
Cerutti was prompted to<lb/>
write the book after being asked-<lb/>
to make suggestions to the third<lb/>
edition of the text he was using<lb/>
to teach his class. When the new<lb/>
book came out, Cerutti felt the<lb/>
book had been altered for the<lb/>
worse.<lb/>
With 10 years of experience<lb/>
teaching classical vocabulary<lb/>
courses, Cerutti did not see too<lb/>
much of a challenge in writing<lb/>
his own textbook.<lb/>
After completing the<lb/>
manuscript, Cerutti turned to the<lb/>
student body to help him wrap<lb/>
up the project. He enlisted Joel<lb/>
White, freshman art major at the<lb/>
time, to illustrate the book.<lb/>
Cerutti is frightened by the<lb/>
fact that most of what comes<lb/>
out of our mouths every day has<lb/>
no base or background in our<lb/>
heads.<lb/>
"Especially now with cell<lb/>
phones, people are talking and<lb/>
text-messaging and using more<lb/>
words than ever Cerutti said.<lb/>
"It's a scary prospect when <lb/>
you think about it g<lb/>
This writer can be contacted at<lb/>
news@theeastcarolinian. com.<lb/>
Cerrutti previews his book to ECU students.<lb/>
Surveillance cameras are part of a safe campus.<lb/>
Facts, ideas for promoting a secure<lb/>
college environment<lb/>
RACHEL KING<lb/>
STAFF WRITER<lb/>
Many students may not know they are caught<lb/>
on tape several times a day on campus or that they<lb/>
are responsible for reporting "suspicious behavior"<lb/>
when they see it.<lb/>
Major Frank Knight, Support Services and<lb/>
Campus Safety Divisions officer, laid out ECU'S<lb/>
overall campus safety goal.<lb/>
That goal is "to make the campus a safe and<lb/>
secure environment for the students to learn, for<lb/>
the faculty to teach and conduct research, for staff<lb/>
members to work and for visitors to visit said<lb/>
Knight.<lb/>
Although 2005 crime statistics are not yet avail-<lb/>
able, the ECU Police Department knows exactly<lb/>
what needs to be done to make ECU a safer place.<lb/>
The major campus safety goals for the year 2006<lb/>
are "to reduce the numbei of physical and sexual<lb/>
assaults on campus, to reduce the theft of insecure<lb/>
property and to reduce vehicle breaking and enter-<lb/>
ing Knight said.<lb/>
Because the 2005 data is not yet available,<lb/>
comparisons were made between the years 2003<lb/>
and 2004. According to Knight, the number of alco-<lb/>
hol and drug violations that occurred on campus<lb/>
increased from 2003 to 2004. However, vehicle<lb/>
theft and burglary were both down.<lb/>
"Some of this increase can be attributed to<lb/>
the combined efforts of the police department<lb/>
and campus living officials who placed a greater<lb/>
emphasis on crime deterrent in and around the<lb/>
residence halls Knight said.<lb/>
"Students have been very helpful by reporting<lb/>
drug and alcohol use in the residence halls<lb/>
Sgt. Amy Davis in the Crime Prevention Unit<lb/>
of the police department affirms that students'<lb/>
responses to dangerous situations are a necessary<lb/>
component in making ECU a better place to live,<lb/>
work and play.<lb/>
"What is suspicious to me may not be suspicious<lb/>
to you said Davis.<lb/>
"You know who belongs in a building and who<lb/>
doesn't, for example. We want students to be aware<lb/>
enough to say '1 need to report this<lb/>
Everyone defines "suspicious" in a different<lb/>
way, but there are commonalities that should set<lb/>
off red flags for students. Davis defines "suspicious"<lb/>
as simply "anything that makes you uncomfort-<lb/>
able<lb/>
"It takes the whole community to see and react<lb/>
to suspicious things Davis said.<lb/>
By doing so, the campus as a whole can become<lb/>
safer.<lb/>
The police department also commented on<lb/>
procedures that worked well in 2005, such as "more<lb/>
visible patrol coverage of the downtown ECU park-<lb/>
ing lots and residential area north of campus<lb/>
Major Knight also identifies the SAFE Ride pro-<lb/>
gram, educational programs promoting self-defense<lb/>
and alcohol training, the Off-Campus Community<lb/>
Liaison Program and even student health programs,<lb/>
among others.<lb/>
"It is always a combination of factors that helps<lb/>
to drive down the crime rate and not one isolated<lb/>
item Knight said.<lb/>
"It takes a cooperative effort from the police,<lb/>
Campus Safety, OSCR, Campus Living, Facilities<lb/>
Services, students, faculty and staff to reduce the<lb/>
crime rate and make the campus safe<lb/>
see SAFE page A2<lb/>
Irish history and archaelogy<lb/>
lecture series begins at Flanagan<lb/>
John Bradley, professor at the National University of Ireland-Maynooth, kicks off the Medieval<lb/>
Irish History and Archaeology Lecture Series. Bradley gave his lecture, entitled "Archaeology<lb/>
and the End of Irish History last Thursday night in Flanagan 265. The next lecture in the series<lb/>
will be Thursday, March 2, when Aidan O' Sullivan of the University College Dublin presents<lb/>
People and Their Worlds In Early and Medieval Ireland<lb/>
City Council discusses zoning details<lb/>
Keep America Beautiful<lb/>
makes plea<lb/>
CLAYTON BAUMAN<lb/>
STAFF WRITER<lb/>
The Greenville City Council<lb/>
convened last Thursday to dis-<lb/>
cuss and vote on multiple items.<lb/>
Mayor Don Parrott brought the<lb/>
meeting to order at 7 p.m.<lb/>
The first order of business was<lb/>
a presentation that was made by<lb/>
Keep America Beautiful, Inc. and<lb/>
Public Works staff. The purpose<lb/>
of the presentation was to con-<lb/>
vince the Greenville City Council<lb/>
to allow for submission of an<lb/>
application for membership of<lb/>
Keep America Beautiful, Inc.<lb/>
The proposal included ben-<lb/>
efits of membership that involved<lb/>
getting the community more<lb/>
active in litter and trash man-<lb/>
agement. One of the key points<lb/>
emphasized was that many<lb/>
people are under the impression<lb/>
that someone else will clean up<lb/>
trash for them.<lb/>
The motion by the council<lb/>
was approved swiftly and without<lb/>
City Council members meet to discuss issues concerning the<lb/>
general welfare of all citizens of the city of Greenville.<lb/>
of the Norfolk Southern Railroad,<lb/>
debate.<lb/>
After the first order of busi-<lb/>
ness, the council moved on to<lb/>
ordinance and zoning issues.<lb/>
Harry Hamilton, planning and<lb/>
community development offi-<lb/>
cial, presented the items up for<lb/>
re-zoning.<lb/>
A motion to approve a re-<lb/>
zoning ordinance spanning more<lb/>
than 249 acres was successful.<lb/>
The zoning will take place north<lb/>
west of Greenville Boulevard,<lb/>
south of 10th Street and east of<lb/>
Fornes Run. The zoning is aimed<lb/>
at pleasing families.<lb/>
The rest of the meeting con-<lb/>
sisted of small zoning issues, all<lb/>
of which were approved, as well<lb/>
as public commentary.<lb/>
This writer can be contacted at<lb/>
news@theeastcarolinian. com.<lb/>
INSIDE I News: A2 I Classifieds: A8 I Opinion: A31 What's Hot: A4 I Sports: A6<lb/>

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CHRIS MUNIER News Editor ZACK HILL Assistant News Editor<lb/>
WEDNESDAY January 18, 2006<lb/>
Announcements<lb/>
Polar Bear Plunge<lb/>
For those ready to brave a dip<lb/>
in wintry, icy waters, Student<lb/>
Recreation Senices will have<lb/>
its annual Polar Bear Plunge<lb/>
Thursday, Jan. 19 at 7 p.m. at the<lb/>
SRC pool.<lb/>
Salsa Dance<lb/>
The ECU Folk and Country<lb/>
Dancers are sponsoring a salsa<lb/>
dance Friday, Jan. 19 at the Willis<lb/>
Building located at First and Reade<lb/>
Streets downtown. Instruction will<lb/>
be provided by Procopio and<lb/>
friends at 7:30 p.m. and the dance<lb/>
will run from 8:30 - 11 p.m. with<lb/>
music provided by D.J. Ramon.<lb/>
The price for students is $3, $5<lb/>
for FASG members and $8 for<lb/>
the public. This is a non-alcoholic<lb/>
and non-smoking event. For more<lb/>
information call 752-7350.<lb/>
Communication<lb/>
Fraternity<lb/>
Interested in communication?<lb/>
If so, Pi Kappa Delta, ECU'S<lb/>
communication fraternity<lb/>
is holding an information<lb/>
session Wednesday, Jan. 18 at<lb/>
6 p.m. in the Mendenhall Multi-<lb/>
purpose Room. Please visit pkd.<lb/>
com for more information.<lb/>
Great Decisions 2006<lb/>
The Great Decisions program<lb/>
begins Saturday, Jan. 21, from 10<lb/>
a.m. to noon in Rivers West 105A.<lb/>
The topic is U.S. - Brazil Relations.<lb/>
The speaker is Dr. Thomaz Da<lb/>
Costa, professor of National<lb/>
Security Affairs at the National<lb/>
Defense University in Washington,<lb/>
DC. The program is open to the<lb/>
public. There will be special foods<lb/>
and a cultural display on Brazil.<lb/>
The cost for attending this and<lb/>
any individual session is $15.<lb/>
The full eight-week program cost<lb/>
is $69, which includes the Great<lb/>
Decisions book. Any full time<lb/>
student or teacher may attend free<lb/>
of charge. For more information,<lb/>
call 328-2349 or visit the Web site<lb/>
at ecu.educs-acadcpegreat<lb/>
decisions.cfm.<lb/>
Refugee Artist to<lb/>
Speak<lb/>
The School of Art and Design will be<lb/>
welcoming visiting artist Enrique<lb/>
Seba at 5:30 p.m. Thursday,<lb/>
Jan. 19 in Speight Auditorium.<lb/>
Seba will be speaking about his<lb/>
experiences as a graphic artist<lb/>
and refugee from Colombia. Seba<lb/>
left Colombia with his wife and<lb/>
children last year due to political<lb/>
unrest in Colombia and settled in<lb/>
Greenville.<lb/>
Award-Winning Piano<lb/>
Performance<lb/>
Joyce Yang, 12th Van Cliburn<lb/>
International Piano Competition<lb/>
Silver Medalist, will perform<lb/>
at 8 p.m. in Wright Auditorium<lb/>
Thursday, Jan. 19.<lb/>
Correction<lb/>
The name of the first full time<lb/>
African American student to enroll<lb/>
at ECU was Laura Marie Leary not<lb/>
Laura Marie Little<lb/>
Dance 2006<lb/>
The week of Jan 22 - 28 will be<lb/>
Dance 2006. Highlights include<lb/>
choreography by ECU School of<lb/>
Theatre and Dance faculty and<lb/>
guest artists. Sometimes serious,<lb/>
sometimes funny, sometimes<lb/>
lyrical and sometimes eccentric,<lb/>
this annual dance showcase<lb/>
has become an immensely<lb/>
popular event. Sure to have<lb/>
something for dance aficionados<lb/>
and newcomers alike, this is a<lb/>
fast-paced and unpredictable<lb/>
cornucopia of dance styles.<lb/>
RHA Winter Trip<lb/>
The Resident Hall Association is<lb/>
sponsoring a Winter Trip to the Jan.<lb/>
27 Charlotte Bobcats vs. Miami<lb/>
Heat basketball game. Attendance<lb/>
is open to all students. The cost<lb/>
to attend is $27 for students<lb/>
who live on campus and $40<lb/>
for commuting students. The price<lb/>
includes the cost of the basketball<lb/>
ticket and transportation. If<lb/>
interested, contact the RHA<lb/>
office at rha@mail.ecu.edu or<lb/>
328-1679. Dispersal of tickets will<lb/>
be based on a first come, first<lb/>
serve basis.<lb/>
News Briefs<lb/>
State<lb/>
University system struggling to<lb/>
deal with nursing demand<lb/>
RALEIGH, NC (AP) - State universities<lb/>
have been charged with turning out<lb/>
more nurses to meet the demand in<lb/>
health care, but some officials say<lb/>
the shortage won't be solved without<lb/>
spending more money for faculty and<lb/>
classrooms.<lb/>
Public colleges, including community<lb/>
colleges, are being asked to educate<lb/>
more students in nursing. Nine<lb/>
institutions with nursing degree<lb/>
programs have been told by the<lb/>
University of North Carolina system<lb/>
to double graduates to around 1,300<lb/>
in four years.<lb/>
UNC Board of Governors Chairman<lb/>
Brad Wilson said he will reconvene<lb/>
a task force to study the nursing<lb/>
shortage, which he said was critical.<lb/>
A request last year to the Legislature<lb/>
for more money wasn't granted.<lb/>
More nurses are needed because the<lb/>
population is getting older and will need<lb/>
more health care and many nurses are<lb/>
approaching retirement age.<lb/>
Experts in the field say private<lb/>
companies are offering nurses<lb/>
attractive salaries, making academic<lb/>
positions harder to fill.<lb/>
NC Central University nursing chief<lb/>
Loma Harris said the state must pay<lb/>
nursing professors better salaries, at<lb/>
least $60,000 to $70,000.<lb/>
The nursing shortage also is linked<lb/>
to inadequate classrooms and lack of<lb/>
practical training with real patients.<lb/>
"Right now, we're turning qualified<lb/>
applicants away from schools<lb/>
Cleary said.<lb/>
Nationally, 147,000 qualified applicants<lb/>
were turned away from nursing<lb/>
schools, according to the National<lb/>
League for Nursing.<lb/>
Israel's high court rejects Pollard<lb/>
petition<lb/>
JERUSALEM (AP) - Israel's Supreme<lb/>
Court on Monday rejected a petition<lb/>
by Jonathan Pollard, a U.S. citizen<lb/>
who spied for Israel, to be declared<lb/>
a Prisoner of Zion.<lb/>
The status Pollard requested would<lb/>
have required the Israeli government<lb/>
to do all it can to get him released.<lb/>
Pollard, 51, is incarcerated at a federal<lb/>
prison in Butner, NC.<lb/>
"It is clear to every single Israeli with a<lb/>
heart and a sense of justice, Jonathan<lb/>
Pollard has served the State of Israel<lb/>
for 21 years; that he is a Prisoner of<lb/>
Zion; and that he certainly deserved<lb/>
better than this from the country<lb/>
he served said a statement from<lb/>
Pollard's wife, Esther.<lb/>
Israel, which has pressed the issue<lb/>
of releasing Pollard with the U.S.<lb/>
administration, has refused in the<lb/>
past to assign him that status,<lb/>
originally created for Jewish activists<lb/>
imprisoned in the Soviet Union in the<lb/>
1970s and 80s.<lb/>
The Supreme Court rejected the<lb/>
petition on technical grounds, saying<lb/>
Pollard didn't qualify for that status<lb/>
under Israel's compensation law.<lb/>
Pollard was a civilian intelligence<lb/>
analyst for the U.S. Navy when he<lb/>
copied and gave to his Israeli handlers<lb/>
enough classified documents to fill a<lb/>
walk-In closet.<lb/>
National<lb/>
California Inmate, 76, says he Is<lb/>
too old and frail to be executed<lb/>
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - The U.S.<lb/>
Supreme Court rejected an appeal<lb/>
Monday from a 76-year-old convicted<lb/>
killer who argued that he was too old<lb/>
and feeble to be executed.<lb/>
The ruling cleared the way for Clarence<lb/>
Ray Allen - legally blind, nearly deaf<lb/>
and in a wheelchair - to be executed<lb/>
by injection earty Tuesday for a triple<lb/>
murder he ordered from behind<lb/>
bars to silence witnesses to another<lb/>
killing.<lb/>
Allen, whose birthday was Monday,<lb/>
stood to become the oldest person<lb/>
executed in California and the second-<lb/>
oldest put to death nationally since<lb/>
the Supreme Court allowed capital<lb/>
punishment to resume in 1976.<lb/>
Allen raised two claims never before<lb/>
endorsed by the high court: that<lb/>
executing a frail old man would<lb/>
violate the U.S. Constitution's ban<lb/>
on cruel and unusual punishment,<lb/>
and that the 23 years he spent on<lb/>
death row were unconstitutionally<lb/>
cruel as well.<lb/>
The high court rejected all three of<lb/>
his requests for a stay of execution,<lb/>
about 10 hours before he was to be<lb/>
put to death.<lb/>
On one of those orders, Justice<lb/>
Stephen Breyer filed a dissent, saying:<lb/>
"Petitioner is 76 years old, blind,<lb/>
suffers from diabetes and is confined<lb/>
to a wheelchair, and has been on<lb/>
death row for 23 years. I believe that<lb/>
in the circumstances he raises a<lb/>
significant question as to whether his<lb/>
execution would constitute cruel and<lb/>
unusual punishment. I would grant<lb/>
the application for stay<lb/>
The Supreme Court has never set<lb/>
an upper age limit for executions or<lb/>
created an exception for physical<lb/>
illness.<lb/>
Capsule with comet dust heads<lb/>
to Houston In almost perfect<lb/>
condition<lb/>
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - The Stardust<lb/>
space capsule that returned to Earth<lb/>
with comet debris suffered just a<lb/>
small nick when it landed in the Utah<lb/>
desert - a huge relief for NASA after<lb/>
a similar space probe cracked open<lb/>
like a clamshell two years ago.<lb/>
Technicians at Utah's Dugway Proving<lb/>
Ground spent Monday readying the<lb/>
capsule for a flight Tuesday to NASA's<lb/>
Johnson Space Center in Houston.<lb/>
Scientists there will unlock the inside<lb/>
canister for their first peek.<lb/>
The Stardust capsule survived a<lb/>
fiery plunge through the atmosphere<lb/>
earty Sunday, parachuting to the Utah<lb/>
salt flats. It bounced three times in<lb/>
soft mud before coming to rest on<lb/>
its side.<lb/>
The landing chipped off a piece of<lb/>
the capsule's heat shield, meant to<lb/>
protect it as it re-enters Earth. But<lb/>
the capsule and its canister were<lb/>
in otherwise good shape, said Joe<lb/>
Vellinga of Lockheed Martin, which<lb/>
built the capsule.<lb/>
Stardust's homecoming with the first<lb/>
comet particles ever captured in<lb/>
space was a relief for NASA, whose<lb/>
Genesis space probe carrying solar<lb/>
Great Decisions 2006<lb/>
FREE FOR STUDENTS AND FACULTY<lb/>
A Community Forum on International Affairs, National Security and U.S. Foreign Policy<lb/>
Jan. 21<lb/>
Brazil<lb/>
Professor Thomaz Guedes Da Costa, National Defense University<lb/>
Human Rights in the Age of Terrorism<lb/>
Professor Scott Silliman, Executive Director, Center for Law,<lb/>
Ethics and National Security, Duke University<lb/>
Global Health Pandemics and Security<lb/>
Professor Lloyd Novick, Director, Masters in Public Health, ECU<lb/>
Iran and the U.S.<lb/>
Dr. Jalil Roshandel, Department of Political Science, Duke University<lb/>
United Nations Reform<lb/>
Dr. Jeannie Grussendorf, Department of Political Science, ECU<lb/>
China and India: Partners or Competitors?<lb/>
Professor Bob Thompson, Department of Political Science, ECU<lb/>
Energy Resources<lb/>
Professor Rick Niswander, Dean, College of Business, ECU<lb/>
Turkey<lb/>
Mr. Baxter Hunt, Deputy Director, Office of Southern European<lb/>
Affairs, U.S. Department of State<lb/>
Jan. 28<lb/>
Feb. 4<lb/>
Feb.11<lb/>
Feb. 18<lb/>
Feb. 25<lb/>
Mar. 4<lb/>
Mar. 11<lb/>
I<lb/>
"Topics and dates subject to change to accommodate speakers' schedules.<lb/>
Saturday mornings 10 a.m. - noon. New Rivers West Auditorium, East Carolina University<lb/>
(Free parking available behind the Rivers Building, off Fifth Street.)<lb/>
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wind particles crashed and split open<lb/>
in 2004 after its parachutes failed to<lb/>
open. Despite the accident, scientists<lb/>
were able to salvage some of the<lb/>
fragile solar samples for analysis.<lb/>
Stardust spent seven years in space,<lb/>
looping around the sun three times,<lb/>
capturing interstellar dust. In 2004, the<lb/>
spacecraft swooped past the comet<lb/>
Wild 2 to scoop up dust.<lb/>
At the Johnson Space Center,<lb/>
scientists will study the particles<lb/>
under a microscope to determine<lb/>
what they are made of. Some could<lb/>
be older than the sun.<lb/>
World<lb/>
Slrleaf pledges break with<lb/>
Liberia's violent past as she Is<lb/>
sworn In as president<lb/>
MONROVIA, Liberia (AP) - Ellen<lb/>
Johnson Sirleaf pledged a<lb/>
"fundamental break" with Liberia's<lb/>
violent past as she was sworn in<lb/>
Monday as president, carving her<lb/>
name into history as Africa's first<lb/>
elected female head of state.<lb/>
Wearing a traditional African<lb/>
headdress, Sirleaf took the oath of<lb/>
office in a ceremony attended by<lb/>
thousands of Liberians and scores<lb/>
of foreign dignitaries, including first<lb/>
lady Laura Bush and Secretary of<lb/>
State Condoleezza Rice.<lb/>
Standing in front of a one-starred<lb/>
Uberian flag with her left hand on<lb/>
a Bible, Sirleaf pledged to "faithfully,<lb/>
conscientiously and impartially<lb/>
discharge the duties and functions of<lb/>
the office of president of the Republic<lb/>
of Liberia to the best of my abilities,<lb/>
so help me God<lb/>
Sirleaf takes charge of a nation<lb/>
struggling for peace after a quarter<lb/>
century of coups and war and she<lb/>
has promised to unite it.<lb/>
Speaking for the first time as<lb/>
president, she also pledged to stamp<lb/>
out corruption to secure the trust of<lb/>
skeptical foreign donors whose aid is<lb/>
desperately needed to rebuild.<lb/>
In a statement, U.N. Secretary-General<lb/>
Kofi Annan congratulated Sirleaf,<lb/>
saying she had a "historic mandate<lb/>
to lead the nation toward a future of<lb/>
lasting peace and stability<lb/>
Security was tight at Monday's ceremony,<lb/>
with armed UN. peacekeepers surveying<lb/>
the scene from atop surrounding<lb/>
buildings with binoculars.<lb/>
Saddam Investigator suggests<lb/>
resigning trial Judge will be<lb/>
replaced by deputy<lb/>
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - The chief<lb/>
judge who resigned from handling<lb/>
the Saddam Hussein trial will likely<lb/>
be replaced by his deputy, the top<lb/>
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Tuesday.<lb/>
Judge Raid Juhi said the court<lb/>
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January 18,2006<lb/>
My Random Column<lb/>
The truth about<lb/>
Men and Shoes<lb/>
So my sister bought me these two 'Bad Girl's<lb/>
Guide to books. In the one titled "The Bad<lb/>
Girl's Guide to the Party Life" is a great and<lb/>
handy guide to the shoes men wear and what<lb/>
they mean. So I will get on with the list that would<lb/>
most directly affect the college women:<lb/>
Shoe Styles are as follows -<lb/>
Athletic shoes<lb/>
What He Thinks If Says: I came from the gym.<lb/>
What It Really Says: I work at a gym.<lb/>
Square-toed black boots<lb/>
What He Thinks It Says: I've got it going on.<lb/>
What It Really Says: I've got a girlfriend who<lb/>
dresses me - or I'm gay.<lb/>
Blrkenstocks<lb/>
What He Thinks It Says: I'm socially responsible.<lb/>
What It Really Says: I'm socially retarded.<lb/>
Rip-Flops<lb/>
What He Thinks It Says: I'm totally cool.<lb/>
What It Really Says: I'm a total fool.<lb/>
Cowboy Boots<lb/>
What He Thinks It Says: I'm like the Marlboro man.<lb/>
What It Really Says: I like the Marlboro man.<lb/>
Skater sneaks<lb/>
What He Thinks It Says: No one tells me how<lb/>
to dress.<lb/>
What It Really Says: No one told me this was a<lb/>
grown up party.<lb/>
Clogs<lb/>
What He Thinks It Says: I'm a sexy chef.<lb/>
What It Really Says: I'm a smelly chef.<lb/>
Combat Boots<lb/>
What He Thinks It Says: I'm an artist, a social<lb/>
rebel and an anarchist.<lb/>
What It Really Says: I have a bad coach roach<lb/>
problem at my apartment.<lb/>
So there you have it ladies, this guide to the<lb/>
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lot about them. Oh, and watch out for all men in<lb/>
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never had a girlfriend.<lb/>
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Predictions 2006, a different view<lb/>
Better late than never<lb/>
GARY MCCABE<lb/>
BITTER BOULEVARD<lb/>
Predictions for the coming<lb/>
year usually fill newspaper pages<lb/>
while the year is still coming, not<lb/>
a week or two into it. However,<lb/>
with that being said, I always<lb/>
enjoy reading those kinds of<lb/>
articles. In fact, after reading<lb/>
brand-spanking-new TEC colum-<lb/>
nist Daniel Brock's psychic tour<lb/>
de force, I kicked myself because I<lb/>
hadn't thought of doing it first.<lb/>
Then I began thinking,<lb/>
"Would it be such a crime if I<lb/>
took a shot at playing prognos-<lb/>
ticator a bit late?" I mean, I'm a<lb/>
lot of things: bitter, sarcastic, a<lb/>
curmudgeon But one thing I'm<lb/>
not is conventional. So taking a<lb/>
cue from Mr. Brock - who in the<lb/>
name of synergy surely won't<lb/>
mind my loosely borrowing his<lb/>
format - I humbly offer my pre-<lb/>
dictions for the coming year. The<lb/>
fact that it's already mid-January<lb/>
be damned.<lb/>
Sports.<lb/>
Some things never change.<lb/>
I'm typically not a fan of such<lb/>
cliches. However, when it comes<lb/>
to ECU athletics, things truly<lb/>
never change. Even though they<lb/>
rarely win a game, our foot-<lb/>
ball and basketball teams get all<lb/>
the attention on campus while<lb/>
others, like our stellar baseball<lb/>
and women's rugby squads, get<lb/>
little to no respect whatsoever. I<lb/>
do not expect things to change in<lb/>
2006 or have changed by 2060,<lb/>
for that matter.<lb/>
In terms of professional<lb/>
sports, the NHL will continue to<lb/>
grow and sell out arenas despite<lb/>
being an altered version of its<lb/>
former self. I see the Philadelphia<lb/>
Flyers riding the broken back<lb/>
of Peter Forsberg all the way to<lb/>
the Stanley Cup. In baseball, the<lb/>
Boston Red Sox will win no less<lb/>
than five and no more than seven<lb/>
games after giving away their<lb/>
entire championship team. The<lb/>
NBA, meanwhile, will continue<lb/>
to be meaningless and obscenely<lb/>
boring.<lb/>
Movies.<lb/>
The Academy Awards aren't<lb/>
but a month or so away and I'd<lb/>
love to tell you who's going to<lb/>
win, only I haven't had the oppor-<lb/>
tunity see any of the top films of<lb/>
the year other than Walk the Line<lb/>
1<lb/>
and The Constant Gardener. I'm<lb/>
told that Greenville is a college<lb/>
town, only it's hard to believe it<lb/>
when there's only one place to see<lb/>
movies and it's a giant multiplex<lb/>
that never shows any good indie<lb/>
flicks.<lb/>
However, I won't let small<lb/>
inconveniences get in the way<lb/>
of my amazing psychic abilities.<lb/>
I'm going to give you this year's<lb/>
winners now and save you some<lb/>
time. Brokeback Mountain is a<lb/>
shoe-in to win "Best Picture<lb/>
There's no better way to stick it to<lb/>
the man than to give Best Picture<lb/>
to a film about two guys that<lb/>
never mind. "Best Actor" will go<lb/>
to Phillip Seymour Hoffman for<lb/>
Capote. "Best Actress" will go to<lb/>
Reese Witherspoon for Walk the<lb/>
Line and "Best Director" will go<lb/>
to Ang Lee for Brokeback Mountain.<lb/>
The highest grossing film of the<lb/>
year will either be Superman or<lb/>
Garfield 2.<lb/>
Music.<lb/>
Rock 'n' roll will officially die<lb/>
in 2006. It doesn't matter that<lb/>
2005 was a great year for the rock<lb/>
'n' roll music and brought amaz-<lb/>
ing albums from Bright Eyes, My<lb/>
Morningjacket, Franz Ferdinand,<lb/>
The White Stripes, Queens of the<lb/>
Stone Age and Babyshambles. It<lb/>
doesn't matter that the Strokes<lb/>
have already put out a great<lb/>
album in 2006 - rock 'n' roll is<lb/>
doomed.<lb/>
The best argument is a simple<lb/>
one, the best selling album for<lb/>
the past two weeks is from Jamie<lb/>
Foxx. That means more people<lb/>
wanted to hear the star of Booty<lb/>
Call pretend he's Ray Charles<lb/>
some more rather than hear seri-<lb/>
ous musicians. Not only does that<lb/>
mean the death knell for rock 'n'<lb/>
roll, I'm pretty sure it's one of<lb/>
the four horsemen signaling the<lb/>
apocalypse. I'm not sure though.<lb/>
Politics.<lb/>
Surprise, surprise! I'm not so<lb/>
optimistic about the "upcoming"<lb/>
year for the Bush administration<lb/>
and unlike Mr. Brock, I don't<lb/>
think that President Bush will<lb/>
"recover in a big way" and to<lb/>
believe so would be to disregard<lb/>
the time-tested fact that history is<lb/>
doomed to repeat itself.<lb/>
This will be President Bush's<lb/>
sixth year in office. The sixth year<lb/>
to a two-term president is roughly<lb/>
the equivalent of a puggle bite to<lb/>
the crotch. Care to guess when<lb/>
President Nixon resigned from<lb/>
office? Or what year President<lb/>
Clinton was impeached? Or<lb/>
which year of Reagan's term the<lb/>
Iran-Contra Scandal broke? The<lb/>
sixth year, of course.<lb/>
Bush has a lot on his plate<lb/>
this year, an unpopular operation<lb/>
in Iraq, a slumping economy, an<lb/>
administration filled with scandal<lb/>
and the firestorm that his newly<lb/>
packed Supreme Court dare take<lb/>
on the issue of abortion. God<lb/>
forbid some sort of natural disas-<lb/>
ter hit because we learned last year<lb/>
just how capable he is of dealing<lb/>
with them.<lb/>
This is my prediction for<lb/>
President Bush, the stress will<lb/>
continue to get the best of him.<lb/>
His face will grow more wrinkled<lb/>
and his hair more gray. His body<lb/>
will continue to deteriorate under<lb/>
the weight of a job he's never been<lb/>
quite prepared for and by year's<lb/>
end, he will be a shriveled, broken<lb/>
shell of his former self - making<lb/>
poor decision after poor decision<lb/>
with seemingly no regard for the<lb/>
consequences.<lb/>
The East Carolinian.<lb/>
Come May, you won't have<lb/>
your "resident curmudgeon" to<lb/>
kick around any more. But until<lb/>
that time - whether I'm the most<lb/>
popular man at ECU or the least<lb/>
- I'm going to continue to write for<lb/>
this paper and continue to share<lb/>
my opinions and ideas whether<lb/>
you agree with them or not. I<lb/>
really enjoy writing these weekly<lb/>
columns but I enjoy hearing intel-<lb/>
ligent arguments even more.<lb/>
For instance, if you disagree<lb/>
with my opinion of the South, give<lb/>
me a better argument than "the<lb/>
South is a delicate flower What<lb/>
does that even mean? Further-<lb/>
more, instead of taking personal<lb/>
shots at me because I happen to<lb/>
have a more cynical outlook on life<lb/>
than most, give me credit for put-<lb/>
ting myself out there like that. I'm<lb/>
pretty sure that I enjoy the same<lb/>
freedom of the press which all of<lb/>
you readers do, unless any North<lb/>
Koreans are accessing this article<lb/>
over the internet, of course.<lb/>
My prediction for TEC for<lb/>
2006 is this: TEC will continue<lb/>
to be a great outlet for students<lb/>
to say what they believe and have<lb/>
it read by a vast audience. As for<lb/>
me, I think I'll write a book. It'll<lb/>
be titled How to Appear to be Inter-<lb/>
esting. The first chapter will be<lb/>
called "Pick a fight with someone<lb/>
who is<lb/>
In My Opinion<lb/>
(KRT)  By the second time<lb/>
they buy a car, most American<lb/>
drivers have learned to view skep-<lb/>
tically the mileage estimates listed<lb/>
on the windows of those shiny new<lb/>
automobiles in the showroom.<lb/>
"28 m.p.g. highway 21 city<lb/>
Yeah, right.<lb/>
Now, investigations by Con-<lb/>
sumers Union, AAA and other<lb/>
groups have verified that skep-<lb/>
ticism. The studies revealed<lb/>
vast discrepancies between the<lb/>
fuel efficiency automakers say<lb/>
vehicles can achieve and what<lb/>
they actually deliver.<lb/>
On Tuesday, the Environmental<lb/>
Protection Agency finally admitted<lb/>
that its 20-year-old mileage rating<lb/>
system is outdated and vowed<lb/>
reform. Beginning in 2008, cars,<lb/>
trucks and SUVs will have new<lb/>
fuel-economy ratings reflecting<lb/>
real-world driving conditions.<lb/>
For the first time, ratings<lb/>
will take into account higher<lb/>
speed limits, rapid acceleration,<lb/>
use of air conditioning and cold<lb/>
weather. They'll consider road<lb/>
grade, wind resistance, tire pres-<lb/>
sure, load and-different fuels.<lb/>
With gas prices high, consum-<lb/>
ers deserve accurate information<lb/>
to make better vehicle choices.<lb/>
That's important to individuals,<lb/>
but also to the nation. Family<lb/>
vehicles account for 40 percent of<lb/>
American oil consumption and 20<lb/>
percent of greenhouse-gas emis-<lb/>
sions, which contribute to global<lb/>
warming. By choosing more fuel-<lb/>
efficient vehicles, Americans can<lb/>
help clean up the environment and<lb/>
bolster national security by reduc-<lb/>
ing dependence on foreign oil.<lb/>
Assuming no changes to the<lb/>
vehicles themselves, city m.p.g.<lb/>
estimates for most models are<lb/>
expected to drop 10 percent to 20<lb/>
percent. Highway estimates will<lb/>
likely drop S percent to IS percent.<lb/>
That would be consistent<lb/>
with comparisons done by the<lb/>
Automobile Club of Southern<lb/>
California's Automobile Research<lb/>
Center. In a study released this<lb/>
week, the center compared EPA's<lb/>
current ratings with owner data<lb/>
and its own technicians' research<lb/>
on 41 vehicles. Ninety percent<lb/>
experienced mileage worse than<lb/>
their EPA rating.<lb/>
For example, a 2005 Toyota<lb/>
Camry averaged 28.5 m.p.g. in<lb/>
the EPA rating, but only 23.7 in<lb/>
the owner test and 24.2 in the<lb/>
auto club test.<lb/>
Gas-electric hybrid vehicles<lb/>
could see some of the biggest<lb/>
variations, because they're more<lb/>
sensitive to road conditions and<lb/>
fuel-draining features, such<lb/>
as air-conditioning. However,<lb/>
hybrids will still remain among<lb/>
the most fuel-efficient choices.<lb/>
Beyond vehicle choice, gas<lb/>
mileage depends on good main-<lb/>
tenance and sensible driving.<lb/>
Factors such as low-tire pres-<lb/>
sure, jump-start acceleration,<lb/>
overloading cargo racks, running<lb/>
electrical accessories on "max<lb/>
and unnecessary use of four-<lb/>
wheel drive reduce efficiency.<lb/>
This new EPA gas-mile-<lb/>
age rating system is a needed<lb/>
change.<lb/>
Pirate Rant<lb/>
We at the Carmike in Greenville regret to<lb/>
inform the students at ECU that our man-<lb/>
agers do not have the ability to decide or<lb/>
regulate any of the movies we get. We all<lb/>
have a Mr.? to blamethank at the corpo-<lb/>
rate office in Columbus, Ga. My advice to<lb/>
those who wish to see certain independent<lb/>
movies at the C-12 should go on our Web<lb/>
site, carmike.com, and call or e-mail our<lb/>
district manager or the home office for<lb/>
your request. There have been instances<lb/>
where enough people complained about an<lb/>
issue like this and they have sent us a copy<lb/>
of that particular movie. Thanks.<lb/>
I don't know what game the announcers on<lb/>
the ESPN half time report were watching<lb/>
but Memphis did not have an easy time<lb/>
here! Give us some freaking credit! Nice<lb/>
game guys!<lb/>
WZMB is the best part of ECU. If you<lb/>
don't like it, then apply for a job and go<lb/>
change it.<lb/>
Does anyone find it a tad "overkill" when<lb/>
you see someone wearing an army uniform<lb/>
around campus? I respect all of the soldiers<lb/>
and veterans, but there is something called<lb/>
being modest, which is not wearing your<lb/>
army uniform everywhere you go.<lb/>
Why in the world do people keep walking<lb/>
in the taped-off area behind Austin? It's<lb/>
taped off for a reason I'm sure.<lb/>
If you have a runny nose, how about you<lb/>
go blow it instead of irritating everyone in<lb/>
a 10-foot radius with nonstop "sniffs"?<lb/>
We have some incredible athletes here<lb/>
at ECU and though it has been long in<lb/>
coming, we are beginning to rebuild our<lb/>
programs. It is a delight to see.<lb/>
I find those that complain about seeing<lb/>
students wearing other university apparel<lb/>
quite intriguing. First of all, these people<lb/>
need to realize that this is a free country.<lb/>
Secondly, in my case, I wear UNC stuff<lb/>
because I have been a Carolina fan much<lb/>
longer than an ECU fan. Yes, I am a stu-<lb/>
dent at ECU and I am proud of that, but<lb/>
my heart will always be at Carolina. Be<lb/>
independent folks and wear and be who<lb/>
you want to be.<lb/>
Why do they have to make chemistry so<lb/>
hard? My life is dedicated to chemistry, and<lb/>
I can't even get an A!<lb/>
Hey, tell the editors to take a grammar<lb/>
class. They have the final say in what's<lb/>
printed.<lb/>
Seriously, if you show up to the ECU vs.<lb/>
Memphis game wearing a Duke jersey or<lb/>
anything else, get your butt out of Wil-<lb/>
liams Arena and go home and watch them<lb/>
play! They played a great a game, and I was<lb/>
proud to walk out of there wearing purple<lb/>
and gold!<lb/>
Today's Dave Matthews Band is yesterday's<lb/>
Beatles. Every song that both of these art-<lb/>
ists have ever done is quite remarkable.<lb/>
Let me say that I saw some winners in<lb/>
the Galley last night. From the girl sweep-<lb/>
ing the floor with seven people in line at<lb/>
the register to the dude who threw his<lb/>
smoothie on the floor. This is why I don't<lb/>
live on the hill!<lb/>
Does anyone else feel like our dance team<lb/>
is a waste of money? They are just wan-<lb/>
nabe cheerleaders who can't tumble.<lb/>
Dear Non-RA students: Let me just say get<lb/>
off of our backs. Everyone gets mad when<lb/>
they get in trouble, but whose fault is that?<lb/>
Not the RA's. We all know the rules so if<lb/>
you break them, take the punishment like<lb/>
a man or woman and suck it up. (We are in<lb/>
college, and we should be grown-ups) Until<lb/>
you can give me the $5,000 the school<lb/>
does for each semester, I'm not going to<lb/>
let you off the hook. This is a job! So do<lb/>
me the favor - just don't get caught! RS.<lb/>
We are students too. If we see it or hear it,<lb/>
we will document it. If not, we don't know<lb/>
about it!<lb/>
Editor's Note: The Pirate Rant is an anonymous way for students and staff in the<lb/>
ECUcommunity to yoke their opinions. Submissions can be submitted anonymousfy<lb/>
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WEDNESDAY January 18, 2006<lb/>
Top 5s:<lb/>
Top 5 Movies<lb/>
1 Hoodwinked<lb/>
2 Glory Road<lb/>
3 Last Holiday<lb/>
4 The Chronicles oINarnia: The Lion,<lb/>
the Witch and the Wardrobe<lb/>
5 Hostel<lb/>
Top 5 Pop Albums<lb/>
1. Jamie Foxx<lb/>
2 Mary J Blige<lb/>
3. Eminem<lb/>
4. The Strokes<lb/>
5. Carrie Underwood<lb/>
Top 5 TV Shows<lb/>
1. "Rose Bowl: USC vs. Texas"<lb/>
2. "Desperate Housewives"<lb/>
3. "Lost"<lb/>
4. "Without A Trace"<lb/>
5. "Grey's Anatomy"<lb/>
Top 5 New DVDs<lb/>
1 Lord ot War<lb/>
2. Resident Evil: Apocalypse<lb/>
3 Two lor the Money<lb/>
4 Venom '<lb/>
5 Underclassmen<lb/>
Horoscopes:<lb/>
Aries - The next few days aren't much<lb/>
fun, but they could be quite profitable.<lb/>
Focus all your energy on doing what<lb/>
must be done.<lb/>
Taurus - You're getting luckier.<lb/>
Reaffirm a commitment. Then,<lb/>
together, set off to explore what<lb/>
you've always wanted to know.<lb/>
Gemini - You can find the funding to<lb/>
tune things up around your place. This<lb/>
doesn't necessarily mean musically,<lb/>
but it could.<lb/>
Cancer - Study your work routine<lb/>
and then put in several corrections.<lb/>
Become more efficient so you'll have<lb/>
more time to play.<lb/>
Leo - You've already been doing the<lb/>
job. Now start bringing in the rewards.<lb/>
Opportunities abound. Grab a few<lb/>
more of them.<lb/>
Virgo - You've got the advantage,<lb/>
although there'll still be a few<lb/>
interesting obstacles. Watch out for<lb/>
those but remember that now is your<lb/>
chance. Luck's on your side, so go for<lb/>
broke! Full speed ahead!<lb/>
Libra - For the next day or two, you<lb/>
may feel compelled to clean out<lb/>
closets and recycle. You'll find lots of<lb/>
stuff you can use. Get rid of the rest.<lb/>
Scorpio - The reinforcements have<lb/>
arrived. The situation calms. They're<lb/>
looking to you for leadership. Luckily,<lb/>
you've got a plan, right?<lb/>
Sagittarius - Your assignment for<lb/>
today is to provide prompt and<lb/>
excellent service No excuses. No<lb/>
complaints. You can do it.<lb/>
Capricorn - Strange how the<lb/>
good travel days come now in the<lb/>
middle of the week. If you're a good<lb/>
entrepreneur, which you should be,<lb/>
you can get the time off.<lb/>
Aquarius - As you count your assets,<lb/>
don't forget the tangibles you've been<lb/>
saving. That includes antiques or<lb/>
coins, whatever you have around the<lb/>
house. Take inventory.<lb/>
Pisces - A person who's very good<lb/>
at arranging things would love to take<lb/>
control of your time for the next day or<lb/>
two. It's a good idea. Relax.<lb/>
Announcements:<lb/>
The East Carolina Alumni Association<lb/>
annually awards scholarships<lb/>
funded by alumni contributions.<lb/>
Twelve $1,000 scholarships will be<lb/>
awarded to deserving ECU full-time<lb/>
undergraduate students for the<lb/>
following academic year. Applications<lb/>
for scholarships are due by Feb.<lb/>
28. For more information and to<lb/>
download an application, please<lb/>
visit PirateAlumni.com and click on<lb/>
"Awards &amp; Scholarships" or call the<lb/>
Alumni Association at 328-6072.<lb/>
Joyce Reed, a faculty member in<lb/>
Criminal Justice and former director<lb/>
of the ECU Scholars program, has<lb/>
undergone a bone marrow transplant<lb/>
in her battle with cancer. A group of<lb/>
ECU students and faculty, as well as<lb/>
members from the community, are<lb/>
working with the National Foundation<lb/>
for Transplants to raise money to help<lb/>
defray the costs associated with her<lb/>
transplant. On Jan. 21 there will be<lb/>
a benefit concert to help with this<lb/>
effort. The artist is Christine Kane,<lb/>
a folk singer from western North<lb/>
Carolina. The concert will be taking<lb/>
place, in the Jenkins Building. For<lb/>
more information regarding this event,<lb/>
please contact Kris Smith at 328-9495<lb/>
The Features Section is looking<lb/>
for new writers We are accepting<lb/>
applications from students with a<lb/>
writing, research and interviewing<lb/>
background.<lb/>
Finding your perfect MP3 player<lb/>
There are so many to<lb/>
choose from: Weed<lb/>
through them<lb/>
SARAH CAMPBELL<lb/>
STAFF WRITER<lb/>
Walking around campus,<lb/>
you may notice that almost<lb/>
everyone is jamming along to<lb/>
their favorite music via MP3<lb/>
player. These music systems<lb/>
have transformed the way we<lb/>
live our lives. Now people can<lb/>
listen to their favorite songs<lb/>
whenever they want without<lb/>
having to lug around a heavy<lb/>
CD case or flip through end-<lb/>
less radio stations. If you are<lb/>
in search of the one' most<lb/>
suited for you, there are several<lb/>
things to consider such as cost,<lb/>
capacity, size and accessories.<lb/>
Apple iPods are the most<lb/>
popular MP3 players right<lb/>
now not only because of the<lb/>
quality of the product, but <lb/>
also because customers can<lb/>
easily find accessories such as<lb/>
skins, speakers, FM transmit-<lb/>
ters and docks for syncing and<lb/>
charging in stores like Best Buy,<lb/>
Circuit City and Target.<lb/>
"IPods are handy because<lb/>
you can find accessories for<lb/>
them almost anywhere. Most<lb/>
other MP3 players require you<lb/>
to order them online or out of<lb/>
The new age of MP3 players is upon us with new models and great features being released this spring.<lb/>
catalogs said Jenny Ayers, junior<lb/>
English education major.<lb/>
The top selling iPods right<lb/>
now are the Video iPod, iPod<lb/>
Nano and iPod Shuffle. The<lb/>
Video iPod is the updated 30<lb/>
GB version of the original 20<lb/>
GB iPod that is 30 percent thin-<lb/>
ner than the original. This iPod<lb/>
holds up to 15,000 songs, 25,000<lb/>
photos and 150 hours of video<lb/>
in a sleek black or white design.<lb/>
The starting price of $300 may<lb/>
be a bit pricey for the average<lb/>
college student, but for the avid<lb/>
entertainment lover it may be<lb/>
worth the extra cash consider-<lb/>
ing you not only get to listen<lb/>
to your favorite tunes, you can<lb/>
also watch your favorite shows.<lb/>
The iPod Nano is offered<lb/>
In 2GB (500 songs) and 4GB<lb/>
(1,000 songs) versions as well<lb/>
as two colors, black and white.<lb/>
This item's claim to fame is<lb/>
that it weighs only 1.5 ounces,<lb/>
while still offering the com-<lb/>
plete design of the original<lb/>
iPod such as viewable playl-<lb/>
ists at a price around $200.<lb/>
On the other hand, the<lb/>
iPod shuffle is the most light-<lb/>
weight iPod, coming in at a<lb/>
mere .78 ounces. The only<lb/>
drawback to these is that you<lb/>
can't see what song you are<lb/>
listening to or pick from a<lb/>
selection of songs - you just<lb/>
have to flip through until you<lb/>
find something you are in the<lb/>
mood for. The auto fill selec-<lb/>
tion makes it easy for custom-<lb/>
ers to allow their computer<lb/>
to randomly fill it to capac-<lb/>
ity with their favorite songs.<lb/>
These players start at $100<lb/>
and are offered in 512MB (120<lb/>
songs) and 1GB (240 songs).<lb/>
The iRiverUlO offers some<lb/>
of the same capabilities as the<lb/>
Video IPod for about $100<lb/>
less. Don't run out and buy<lb/>
one just yet though, because<lb/>
although it stores photos, you<lb/>
have to use conversion soft-<lb/>
ware and video formatting<lb/>
software that is not included.<lb/>
The Dell DJ Ditty is very<lb/>
similar to the iPod Shuffle.<lb/>
However, the main differences<lb/>
are the FM radio and screen<lb/>
that accompany this player.<lb/>
This player can hold up to 120<lb/>
songs and costs about $100.<lb/>
The scroll wheel is sometimes<lb/>
see MP3 page A5<lb/>
Relationship regulations<lb/>
The unspoken, common<lb/>
and not so common<lb/>
MEREDITH STEWART<lb/>
SENIOR WRITER<lb/>
When you are single, it's<lb/>
simple to have random plans, go<lb/>
about as you please, not worry as<lb/>
much and have as many guygirl<lb/>
friends as you please. Once you<lb/>
find someone who you believe<lb/>
is worth settling down with and<lb/>
actually giving effort to creating<lb/>
a relationship with, most of your<lb/>
"single ways" are non-existent.<lb/>
After you commit to someone,<lb/>
it's as if they have reasons to<lb/>
believe your habits and friends<lb/>
should change in some way. Just<lb/>
for your knowledge, most guys<lb/>
and girls do not change their<lb/>
closest friends or their weekly<lb/>
downtown night with them, so<lb/>
be sure your groups get along<lb/>
and you completely trust them.<lb/>
Without trust, your relationship<lb/>
is nothing shy of a fling.<lb/>
So where do you draw the line<lb/>
with guys who have close friends<lb/>
who are girls and vice versa?<lb/>
The opposite sex can generally<lb/>
get a feel for the people who are<lb/>
"just friends" and the ones who<lb/>
actually want a little more. It's<lb/>
extremely important to keep<lb/>
the communication line open.<lb/>
Talking about the little things is<lb/>
just as essential as the big ones<lb/>
because they will only grow and<lb/>
become more bothersome.<lb/>
"I knew that my boyfriend's<lb/>
best friend, who was a girl, really<lb/>
liked him deep down, but I just<lb/>
kept my mouth closed because I<lb/>
wanted to avoid confrontation,<lb/>
but finally I got to the point<lb/>
where I couldn't hold it in any<lb/>
more and 1 finally just blew up<lb/>
one night said Candice, O'neal,<lb/>
sophomore political science major.<lb/>
As any average Joe knows,<lb/>
cheating is absolutely not<lb/>
allowed. Anyone who has been<lb/>
cheated on knows how it feels<lb/>
and is less likely to ever do that<lb/>
to someone else. To all who have<lb/>
cheated, you will get what you<lb/>
deserve. If you care or respect the<lb/>
person you are with, just break it<lb/>
off before you go out and create<lb/>
a huge scene. Many ask if going<lb/>
to lunch with "just a friend" is<lb/>
considered a date. Guys, there's<lb/>
a big difference between "getting<lb/>
lunch" and "going out to dinner"<lb/>
- keep that in mind.<lb/>
Along that same note, girls<lb/>
cheat too, which is also not<lb/>
acceptable. It is one of those<lb/>
society double standards that<lb/>
no one really understands <lb/>
guys who cheat are scum but<lb/>
girls who cheat must have been<lb/>
lonely, right? No, not even close.<lb/>
So watch it ladies - what goes<lb/>
around, comes around.<lb/>
Having a healthy relationship<lb/>
takes effort and patience. Jeal-<lb/>
ousy tends to be a major problem<lb/>
in many relationships. It's a bad<lb/>
idea to date someone who tends<lb/>
to be a big flirt if you are the jeal-<lb/>
ous type. If you feel the "friendly<lb/>
conversation" is going a little too<lb/>
far, just go over and join in. If the<lb/>
situation is what you believed it<lb/>
to be, the other person will more<lb/>
than likely back off or the person<lb/>
With a long list of accomplishments, Chuck Norris is worthy of fame.<lb/>
Celebrity profile:<lb/>
Chuck. Norris<lb/>
The eyes of The Range?<lb/>
are upon you<lb/>
DANIEL BROCK<lb/>
STAFF WRITER<lb/>
Don't let yourself get unwillingly 'locked' into a unhealthy relationship.<lb/>
you are dating will get the hint.<lb/>
No matter what the situation,<lb/>
keep your dignity and try not to<lb/>
overreact. You know who heshe<lb/>
will be leaving with at the end<lb/>
of the night. Freaking out and<lb/>
making a big scene is the worst<lb/>
idea possible, but if the situation<lb/>
is mixed with alcohol it is bound<lb/>
to happen. Doing so makes you<lb/>
look immature and very insecure,<lb/>
so keep your true feelings inside<lb/>
until you are able to think about<lb/>
everything, and then calmly and<lb/>
rationally talk about them.<lb/>
"After a night of drinking at a<lb/>
house party, I thought this guy<lb/>
O<lb/>
Keeping<lb/>
a Healthy<lb/>
Relationship<lb/>
Communication<lb/>
Trust<lb/>
Forgiveness<lb/>
Honesty<lb/>
Having Fun<lb/>
Some alone time<lb/>
was trying to hit on my girlfriend.<lb/>
I overreacted and we both left<lb/>
the party. The next day I real-<lb/>
ized I had not only embarrassed<lb/>
myself, but my girlfriend felt like<lb/>
1 had lost trust in her said Adam<lb/>
Ziemba, freshman computer sci-<lb/>
ence major.<lb/>
The downfall of many rela-<lb/>
tionships is spending too much<lb/>
time together. This gets you<lb/>
unfocused on what you are<lb/>
really here for - getting a col-<lb/>
lege degree. This also gets your<lb/>
friends aggravated - your life<lb/>
feels like it's closing in and your<lb/>
alone time comes down to zero<lb/>
percent. Keep a healthy relation-<lb/>
ship by managing time with your<lb/>
significant other, family, friends<lb/>
and yourself. Smothering each<lb/>
other will only lead to fights<lb/>
and frustration. Many couples<lb/>
spend so much time together<lb/>
because they worry about each<lb/>
other when they are apart. This<lb/>
is a red flag and a sign of distrust.<lb/>
Again, without trust you really<lb/>
have nothing.<lb/>
Showing concern and respect<lb/>
is the best way to approach any<lb/>
conflict that comes up during<lb/>
the relationship. Let the other<lb/>
person know that you care about<lb/>
their feelings and try your best<lb/>
to always see their point of view.<lb/>
Respect is a must if you want the<lb/>
relationship to grow. Everyone<lb/>
has their own opinions, ways,<lb/>
values and standards. Under-<lb/>
standing and compromising is<lb/>
the key to any obstacle.<lb/>
Nevertheless, a relationship<lb/>
is a connection between two<lb/>
people who share common inter-<lb/>
ests, gain from each other and<lb/>
have fun when they are together.<lb/>
When the constant nagging and<lb/>
overbearing stress becomes a<lb/>
regular thing, it's time to realize<lb/>
that you need some space. If you<lb/>
want to continue being friends,<lb/>
suggest taking a break or sit down<lb/>
and decide if you two are still<lb/>
good for each other. While this<lb/>
may be hard, it can be no harder<lb/>
than fighting all the time and<lb/>
being miserable.<lb/>
Remember you are still in<lb/>
college and there's plenty of time<lb/>
to find "the one but it's still fun<lb/>
dating different people and get-<lb/>
ting to know them while you are<lb/>
looking for Mr. or Ms. Right.<lb/>
This writer can be contacted at<lb/>
features@theea5tcarolinian.com.<lb/>
Carlos Ray Norris is unques-<lb/>
tionably the "baddest man on the<lb/>
planet Chuck, as he's known<lb/>
around the world, has kicked<lb/>
more butt than anyone ever.<lb/>
He's laid the smackdown in Dallas<lb/>
and the Delta Force, and he's<lb/>
done it with arguably the steeli-<lb/>
est gaze ever captured on film.<lb/>
However, that is just one bad<lb/>
to the bone side of Chuck Norris.<lb/>
As the 80s Monster Ballads CD<lb/>
commercial says, "Even bad boys<lb/>
have a soft side And while Chuck<lb/>
Norris' soft side would still break<lb/>
any man's spirit, it's comparably<lb/>
soft to his normally iron will.<lb/>
Norris has fought his way to<lb/>
the top - literally. Contrary to<lb/>
popular belief, Norris was not<lb/>
spawned of the elements. Norris<lb/>
was born in 1940 in Ryan, Okla-<lb/>
homa and was raised in Torrance,<lb/>
California. After graduating high<lb/>
school, Norris joined the Air<lb/>
Force. The Air Force might not<lb/>
sound that extreme, but the plan<lb/>
was to use Chuck himself as a<lb/>
bomb. Fortunately, things never<lb/>
escalated to the point where<lb/>
they needed to use Weapons<lb/>
of Chuck Destruction (WCDs).<lb/>
During a stint in Korea,<lb/>
Norris began studying Tang Soo<lb/>
Do, an Asian martial arts form.<lb/>
Norris' reign of destruction really<lb/>
began in 1964, when he began<lb/>
crushing opponents in martial<lb/>
arts tournaments. Between 1964<lb/>
and 1968, Norris won innu-<lb/>
merable amateur karate titles.<lb/>
In 1968 he grew tired of man<lb/>
handling inferior adversaries<lb/>
and entered the World Profes-<lb/>
sional Middle Weight Karate<lb/>
Championship. Not only did he<lb/>
win the title that year, he won<lb/>
it the next five years and retired<lb/>
in 1974 as the undefeated cham-<lb/>
pion. In 1997 Norris became<lb/>
the first person ever in the<lb/>
Western Hemisphere to achieve<lb/>
eighth degree Black Belt Grand<lb/>
Master status in the Tae Kwon<lb/>
Do system, and he's in the Black<lb/>
Belt Hall of Fame three times.<lb/>
Not one to hoard his knowl-<lb/>
edge, Norris became a top-notch<lb/>
instructor as well. Some of his<lb/>
high profile pupils have included<lb/>
Steve McQueen, Priscilla Presley,<lb/>
Bob Barker and Donnie and Marie<lb/>
Osmond, which goes to show that<lb/>
Norris is both a little bit coun-<lb/>
try and a little bit rock 'n' roll.<lb/>
Norris has also enjoyed an<lb/>
amazing acting career. Fie gave<lb/>
incendiary performances in Miss-<lb/>
ing in Action I, II and , and who<lb/>
didn't love him in the ground<lb/>
breaking Delta Force films? Norris<lb/>
and his beard have starred in<lb/>
other action classics like The<lb/>
Octagon, Forced Vengeance and<lb/>
Silent Rage as well.<lb/>
Norris may be remembered<lb/>
most for his tour de force portrayal<lb/>
of Ranger Cordell Walker on the<lb/>
massively popular television<lb/>
series "Walker, Texas Ranger<lb/>
Along with his partner Jimmy<lb/>
Trivette, assistant county district<lb/>
attorney Alex Cahill (a sultry<lb/>
Sheree J. Wilson) and retired<lb/>
Ranger CD. Parker, Walker and<lb/>
Co. dished out old-fashioned<lb/>
justice every Saturday night on<lb/>
CBS for eight magical seasons.<lb/>
When the show wrapped in 2001,<lb/>
fans everywhere mourned, but it<lb/>
was not the last we would see of<lb/>
Norris as Walker. Conan O'Brien<lb/>
introduced the insanely popular<lb/>
"Walker, Texas Ranger Lever" on<lb/>
his show, and in October, 2005<lb/>
the made for TV movie Walker,<lb/>
Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire aired to<lb/>
critical and popular acclaim.<lb/>
There's an old saying that<lb/>
says you can't win 'em all. Well<lb/>
Chuck Norris stomps on that<lb/>
notion like he stomps on bad<lb/>
guys. Always looking for action,<lb/>
Norris started racing powerboats.<lb/>
Often time reaching speeds in<lb/>
excess of 140 mph, Norris put<lb/>
the pedal to the metal. In 1991<lb/>
he and his team won the World<lb/>
Offshore Power Boat Champion-<lb/>
ships. Just for kicks, Norris then<lb/>
decided to set a new world record<lb/>
by racing a 38-foot Scarab boat<lb/>
from Chicago to Detroit in 12<lb/>
hours and eight minutes.<lb/>
But Norris isn't all beat downs<lb/>
and boat races. His 1988 biogra-<lb/>
phy The Secret of Inner Strength<lb/>
became a New York Times Best-<lb/>
Seller. An eight-minute United<lb/>
Way commercial that he was<lb/>
involved with raised two billion<lb/>
dollars. "Walker, Texas Ranger"<lb/>
won the Epiphany Award for Best<lb/>
Christian Program, and he was<lb/>
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Jewish Humanitarian of the Year<lb/>
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theme, which he sang. He's also<lb/>
in the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame<lb/>
and he's a commissioned police<lb/>
officer in Terrell, Texas.<lb/>
Chuck Norris reigns supreme<lb/>
everywhere he goes. Any of his<lb/>
characters could take Patrick<lb/>
Swayze in Roadhouse and Rambo<lb/>
at the same time. As for info-<lb/>
mercials and product schilling,<lb/>
everyone knows that The Total<lb/>
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Basedow and his Fitness Made<lb/>
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mania" is sweeping the land,<lb/>
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is easy to see why. Chuck Norris<lb/>
is undoubtedly the man. If you<lb/>
have a problem with that, talk to<lb/>
Chuck Norris about it.<lb/>
This writer can be contacted at<lb/>
features@theeastcarolinian.com.<lb/>
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WEDNESDAY January 18, 2006<lb/>
Sports Briefs<lb/>
ECU, ISP Sports announce<lb/>
partnership<lb/>
The ECU Department of Athletics<lb/>
and ISP Sports, the national leader<lb/>
in the collegiate sports marketing<lb/>
industry, have reached an agreement<lb/>
that provides the company with<lb/>
the exclusive multimedia rights to<lb/>
Pirate Athletics effective July 1. The<lb/>
partnership, which guarantees the<lb/>
university an annual rights fee plus<lb/>
additional considerations based<lb/>
upon revenue generated by ISP, will<lb/>
encompass all sales and marketing<lb/>
opportunities associated with ECU<lb/>
sports, including radio and television<lb/>
programming, game programs and<lb/>
other athletics publications, signage<lb/>
in all campus athletic venues and<lb/>
at-event corporate promotions and<lb/>
hospitality functions. A three-person<lb/>
staff of marketing professionals<lb/>
with offices at the university will be<lb/>
responsible for the ISP Sports sales<lb/>
efforts on behalf of the Pirates. The<lb/>
group will be headed by Meghan<lb/>
Molnar, former general manager of<lb/>
the ISP sales team at Vanderbilt.<lb/>
She will be joined by Cralg Curtis,<lb/>
current assistant athletics director for<lb/>
marketing at ECU, and a third person<lb/>
to be named later.<lb/>
Holtz, Moore, Whimper headed<lb/>
to Hula Bowl<lb/>
The ECU football program will<lb/>
be represented during the 2006 Hula<lb/>
Bowl as Head Coach Skip Holtz,<lb/>
linebacker Chris Moore and offensive<lb/>
tackle Guy Whimper will have an<lb/>
opportunity to display their talents<lb/>
in front of a live national television<lb/>
audience Saturday night. Holtz,<lb/>
who was appointed to a sideline<lb/>
position in the prestigious contest<lb/>
by the American Football Coaches<lb/>
Association last July 26, will be joined<lb/>
by Moore and Whimper, who each<lb/>
earned an Invitation to play in the 60th<lb/>
anniversary edition of one of the NFLs<lb/>
top showcases at the conclusion of<lb/>
the 2005 season. Kickoff is scheduled<lb/>
for 7 p.m. (EST) with all of the action<lb/>
being carried live by ESPN from<lb/>
Honolulu's Aloha Stadium. Holtz,<lb/>
who guided the Pirates to their<lb/>
most successful season since 2001<lb/>
during his initial year at the helm of<lb/>
the ECU program last fall, will join<lb/>
Appalachian State's Jerry Moore and<lb/>
Moravian's Scot Oapp as assistants<lb/>
under Auburn's Tommy Tuberville for<lb/>
the East squad. Moore closed out his<lb/>
ECU college career by becoming just<lb/>
the fourth player in school history to<lb/>
record more than 400 tackles. Despite<lb/>
numerous injuries, he played in 42 of<lb/>
46 games with 38 starts and led the<lb/>
Pirates in tackles as a sophomore,<lb/>
junior and senior. Whimper made an<lb/>
impact at three different positions<lb/>
during his collegiate career at ECU.<lb/>
After originally signing with the Pirate<lb/>
program as a defensive lineman, he<lb/>
played tight end (2004) before being<lb/>
moved to the tackle position during<lb/>
preseason camp in 2005. He ended<lb/>
the season with 10 consecutive starts<lb/>
while playing in all 11 games. He<lb/>
participated in 712 plays and tallied<lb/>
31.0 knock-down blocks.<lb/>
Rangers give Telxelra a $154<lb/>
million<lb/>
All-Star first baseman Mark<lb/>
Teixeira agreed to a $15.4 million, two-<lb/>
year contract Tuesday with the Texas<lb/>
Rangers, avoiding salary arbitration<lb/>
this year and next. Teixeira hit .301<lb/>
with 43 home runs and 144 RBI last<lb/>
season. The RBI were the most for<lb/>
a switch-hitter, breaking the record<lb/>
set by George Davis, who had 136<lb/>
RBI for the New York Giants in 1896.<lb/>
The Rangers also agreed to one-year<lb/>
1 deals with right-hander Adam Eaton<lb/>
($4.65 million) and outfielder Brad<lb/>
Wilkerson ($3.9 million), avoiding<lb/>
arbitration with two players acquired<lb/>
in separate trades last month. Teixeira<lb/>
will get $6 million this season and<lb/>
$9.4 million in 2007. He will turn 26 in<lb/>
April and is not eligible for free agency<lb/>
until after the 2008 season. Wilkerson,<lb/>
expected to be the Rangers' leadoff<lb/>
hitter, came over from the Washington<lb/>
Nationals in the deal that sent All-Star<lb/>
second baseman Alfonso Soriano to<lb/>
the Washington Nationals. Wilkerson<lb/>
would earn $50,000 bonuses for<lb/>
playing in 135 and 150 games. He<lb/>
hit .248 with 42 doubles, 11 homers,<lb/>
57 RBI and 84 walks in 148 games<lb/>
last season. Eaton was part of a<lb/>
six-player trade with the San Diego<lb/>
Padres. He was 11-5 with a 4.27 ERA<lb/>
last season, when he was limited to<lb/>
128 23 innings and 24 games (22<lb/>
starts) because of a strained middle<lb/>
College ball in the Carolinas<lb/>
Ranking Dl men's<lb/>
basketball programs in<lb/>
North Carolina, South<lb/>
Carolina<lb/>
NOA<lb/>
ERIC GILMORE<lb/>
SENIOR WRITER<lb/>
(Rankings as of Jan. 17)<lb/>
1. Duke (16-0)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. Memphis 70-67<lb/>
J.J. Redick and Shelden Wil-<lb/>
liams have lived up to preseason<lb/>
hype. Once again, the Blue Devils<lb/>
are a legitimate national title con-<lb/>
tender. Winning the ACC should<lb/>
be a formality, but Coach K will<lb/>
need to develop some depth<lb/>
before the postseason.<lb/>
2. N.C. State (14-2)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. George Wash-<lb/>
ington 79-58<lb/>
Herb Sendek continues to<lb/>
quiet the doubters in Raleigh. The<lb/>
Wolfpack have a chance to even<lb/>
the ACC standings with a road<lb/>
win over Duke on Wednesday. To<lb/>
do so, Cameron Bennerman will<lb/>
have the tallest task of trying to<lb/>
stop Redick defensively.<lb/>
3. UNC (10-3)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. NC State 82-69<lb/>
The Tar Heels' guards got out-<lb/>
played by a quicker Miami back-<lb/>
court on Saturday. Roy Williams<lb/>
will have to divert his team away<lb/>
from trap road games against Vir-<lb/>
ginia and Florida St. to compete<lb/>
for second in the ACC.<lb/>
4. Unison (13-4)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. Wake Forest<lb/>
Vernon Hamilton knocked<lb/>
in a career-high 31 points off the<lb/>
bench against Duke. The Tigers<lb/>
will be a bubble team come NCAA<lb/>
Selection Sunday. Oliver Purnell is<lb/>
desperately missing six-foot-nine-<lb/>
inch sophomore James Mays, who<lb/>
isn't currently enrolled. Since<lb/>
his departure, the Tigers are just<lb/>
2-4.<lb/>
5. Charlotte (10 6)<lb/>
Best Win: at La Salle<lb/>
The 49ers have yet to record<lb/>
a quality win. With a bonfide<lb/>
star in Curtis Whithers, Bobby<lb/>
Lutz's squad should never have<lb/>
dropped three of their first four.<lb/>
Competing in the Atlantic 10 will<lb/>
hurt Charlotte's RPI come bubble<lb/>
time. A Saturday win over George<lb/>
Washington could propel the<lb/>
49ers back into the upper echelon<lb/>
of the conference.<lb/>
6. Wake Forest (11-5)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. Wisconsin<lb/>
The Demon Deacons haven't<lb/>
recovered from Trent Strickland's<lb/>
failed reverse dunk against Duke.<lb/>
Skip Prosser has an excellent<lb/>
inside outside game with Eric Wil-<lb/>
liams and Justin Gray. Until the<lb/>
point guard problem gets solved,<lb/>
the team is bubble bound.<lb/>
7. Winthrop (10-4)<lb/>
Best Win: at Marquette<lb/>
Winthrop Head Coach Gregg<lb/>
Marshall has nothing to hang his<lb/>
head about. If the Eagles win the<lb/>
Big South tournament, don't be<lb/>
surprised to see Marshall as the<lb/>
head man at South Carolina next<lb/>
year. For this season, Winthrop<lb/>
is downright scary and should<lb/>
breeze through conference play.<lb/>
8. UNC Wilmington (12-6)<lb/>
Best Win: at Northwestern<lb/>
Brad Brownell is an excellent<lb/>
coach with another talented<lb/>
team. Talent aside, the Seahawks<lb/>
are haunted by losses at College<lb/>
of Charleston, ECU and now<lb/>
Hofstra. In order to impress<lb/>
the selection committee, the<lb/>
Seahawks will have to improve<lb/>
No. 70 Sagarin ranking.<lb/>
9. South Carolina (9-7)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. Winthrop<lb/>
Dave Odom's time is running<lb/>
thin in Columbia. The Game-<lb/>
cocks had momentum coming<lb/>
into the season following a NIT<lb/>
title. But three losses, all within<lb/>
10 points, have USC in the pits of<lb/>
the SEC. Unless Odom can find a<lb/>
way to pull out close games down<lb/>
the stretch, USC will be forced to<lb/>
defend the NIT title.<lb/>
10. Davidson (9-6)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. Missouri<lb/>
Bob McKillop recently became<lb/>
the Southern Conference all-time<lb/>
winningest coach in Southern<lb/>
Conference history. But his cel-<lb/>
ebration was short lived after a<lb/>
puzzling road loss to Furman.<lb/>
Last year, the Wildcats went<lb/>
undefeated in SoCon play. Now,<lb/>
they will have to duel Georgia<lb/>
Southern and upstart Furman.<lb/>
11. Elon (7-9)<lb/>
Best Win: at Clemson<lb/>
Ernie Nestor's club is finally<lb/>
turning the corner in year three.<lb/>
After losing nine of 10 at one<lb/>
point in the season, the Phoe-<lb/>
nix have reeled off five straight,<lb/>
including four SoCon victories.<lb/>
The question now will be whether<lb/>
Elon can continue its winning<lb/>
ways or fall back to reality.<lb/>
12. Western Carolina (9-10)<lb/>
Best Win: at ECU<lb/>
Larry Hunter's Princeton-style<lb/>
offense is diffusing the talent gap<lb/>
of the Catamounts and their oppo-<lb/>
nents. After dropping a mid-week<lb/>
game on regional television to App.<lb/>
St the Catamounts pulled out a<lb/>
tough road win against UNCG.<lb/>
Give Hunter two more years and<lb/>
the Cullowhee school will be<lb/>
NCAA tournament bound.<lb/>
13. ECU (6-9)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. UNCW<lb/>
The Pirates are a better team<lb/>
than their ranking indicates. Had<lb/>
Jeremy Ingram been eligible for the<lb/>
former portion of the season, ECU<lb/>
could be five slots higher. Close<lb/>
losses to Wake Forest and Mem-<lb/>
phis prove that ECU has big game<lb/>
potential. In a weaker Conference<lb/>
USA, finishing .500 in conference-<lb/>
play should be attainable.<lb/>
14. App. State (7-10)<lb/>
Best Win: at Marshall<lb/>
Mountaineer fans are happy jj<lb/>
with first-ever Division I-A foot-If<lb/>
ball championship. However<lb/>
the basketball season has been aA<lb/>
roller coaster ride. One minute,V<lb/>
the Mountaineers look like anl<lb/>
elite SoCon team and the nextj<lb/>
the team gets blown out.<lb/>
15. High Point (10-4)<lb/>
Best Win: at Elon<lb/>
Panthers have wins over<lb/>
SoCon foes Western Carolina<lb/>
and Elon. But the Big South is<lb/>
really where High Point is doing<lb/>
their damage having won three<lb/>
straight. JUCO transfer Arizona<lb/>
Reid is averaging 20. S points per<lb/>
game. Panthers have Saturday<lb/>
showdown with Winthrop.<lb/>
16. Furman (9-6)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. Davidson<lb/>
see NCSC page A7<lb/>
Pirates fall to VT in dual meet<lb/>
ECU drops weekend<lb/>
series to Clemson<lb/>
The men and women swimmers and divers dropped their first meet of the season to the Hokies.<lb/>
(SID)  The ECU men and<lb/>
women's swimming and diving<lb/>
teams each dropped their meets<lb/>
Sunday afternoon to Virginia<lb/>
Tech in dual meet action In<lb/>
Minges Aquatic Center.<lb/>
The women's team, who fell<lb/>
125.5-116.5, was led by junior<lb/>
sprinter Rebecca Perry, who set<lb/>
a pool and varsity record in the<lb/>
200-freestyle with a time of<lb/>
1:50.49 finishing almost three<lb/>
full seconds ahead of Virginia<lb/>
Tech's Sara Smith. Perry, along<lb/>
with Adrienne Williams, Amanda<lb/>
Duncan and Kate Gordon, was<lb/>
also part of the 200-free relay,<lb/>
which set a pool record with a<lb/>
time of 1:36.35.<lb/>
Sophomore distance swim-<lb/>
mer Megan Pulaski captured<lb/>
the 1,000-freestyle with a pool<lb/>
record time of 10:18.40 finishing<lb/>
13 seconds a head of the Hokies'<lb/>
Stephanie Jones. She also edged<lb/>
out Beth Byrum of Virginia Tech<lb/>
for the 500-yard freestyle with a<lb/>
time of 5:03.23.<lb/>
In other women's action, Adri-<lb/>
enne Williams (24.38) claimed<lb/>
the 50-freestyle, Christie lcen-<lb/>
hower took home the one-meter<lb/>
diving event (231.08) and Duncan<lb/>
(56.91) won the 100-yard butterfly.<lb/>
The Hokies were too much on<lb/>
the men's side as they defeated<lb/>
ECU 144-96. The 200-yard medley<lb/>
team of Greg Neville, Charlie<lb/>
McCanless, Chris Lubenau and<lb/>
Bryan Yasinsac finished second<lb/>
with a time of 1:35.25.<lb/>
Neville finished third in<lb/>
the 200-freestyle and claimed<lb/>
event honors in the 100-back-<lb/>
stroke with a time of 51.12.<lb/>
In other men's swimming<lb/>
action, Andrew Phelps finished<lb/>
fourth in the 1000-freestyle<lb/>
while claiming first in the<lb/>
500-freestyle, Yasinsac (21.90)<lb/>
placed second in the 50-free-<lb/>
style and Lubenau was second<lb/>
in the 100-butterfly (50.22).<lb/>
Sophomore diver Ryan<lb/>
Hunt took home the one-meter<lb/>
(241.28) and three-meter (238.43)<lb/>
events, while Peter Bradyhouse<lb/>
finished third (197.93) and<lb/>
fourth (171.23) respectively.<lb/>
Both the men and women's<lb/>
teams will be back in action Sat-<lb/>
urday, Jan. 21 when they travel<lb/>
to Baltimore, Md. to face UMBC.<lb/>
This writer can be contacted at<lb/>
sports@theeastcarolinian. com.<lb/>
The ECU Ice hockey team took the long road trip to Clemson<lb/>
University this past weekend for their first games of the spring<lb/>
semester, but returned to Greenville disappointed after losing<lb/>
both their matchups against the Tigers. Despite sub-par skating<lb/>
in their first game against Clemson, the Pirates still managed<lb/>
to battle hard for most of the game, eventually falling short G-<lb/>
5. The Saturday game featured a much more solid effort from<lb/>
ECU, but it all unraveled for the Pirates In the third period The<lb/>
Tigers exploded for five goals in the final frame before ECU<lb/>
scored their only goal of the period, finishing the game in a<lb/>
7-3 loss. Pennsylvania native Mike Ormsbee led the Pirates<lb/>
on offense as he notched five points over the weekend (4 G<lb/>
1 A). ECU will take to the ice again this Friday and Saturday in<lb/>
Hickory, NC where they will skate against Appalachian State<lb/>
Their next home series will be against UNC-Chaoel Hill nn<lb/>
Jan 27. at 9:30 p.m. on<lb/>
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The Terri<lb/>
Marshall has<lb/>
Dec. 6. Woff<lb/>
answer to re)<lb/>
points per coi<lb/>
shooting. Ui<lb/>
Terriers, only<lb/>
are against D<lb/>
21. Cam<lb/>
Best Win<lb/>
Fighting<lb/>
on the defen<lb/>
Through 14<lb/>
dead last (326<lb/>
allowing 87.2<lb/>
win over Ga<lb/>
give the Figl<lb/>
confidence tc<lb/>
Atlantic Sun<lb/>
22. Coas<lb/>
Best Win<lb/>
Buzz Pet<lb/>
ing a heavy<lb/>
after being<lb/>
nessee last<lb/>
Smith prote<lb/>
at App. St b<lb/>
in Conway. I<lb/>
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shooting. Unfortunately for the<lb/>
Terriers, only two of their six wins<lb/>
are against Division I opponents.<lb/>
21. Campbell (5-9)<lb/>
Best Win: at Gardner-Webb<lb/>
Fighting Camels problem is<lb/>
on the defensive side of the ball.<lb/>
Through 14 games, Campbell is<lb/>
dead last (326th) in scoring defense<lb/>
allowing 87.2 points per game. The<lb/>
win over Gardner-Webb should<lb/>
give the Fighting Camels some<lb/>
confidence to make a run up the<lb/>
Atlantic Sun standings.<lb/>
22. Coastal Carolina (7-8)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. UNC Asheville<lb/>
Buzz Peterson is undergo-<lb/>
ing a heavy rebuilding effort<lb/>
after being fired from Ten-<lb/>
nessee last season. The Dean<lb/>
Smith protegee was successful<lb/>
at App. St but it will take time<lb/>
in Conway. Leading scorer Jack<lb/>
Leasure is making 4.4 3 pointers<lb/>
per game.<lb/>
23. College of Charleston<lb/>
(9-6)<lb/>
Best Win: at UNC Wilmington<lb/>
Tom Herrion, Bill's brother, is<lb/>
in his fourth season at the helm<lb/>
of the Cougars. But Herrion's<lb/>
fourth is following the same<lb/>
path as his brother did at ECU.<lb/>
And that's not a road the younger<lb/>
Herrion wants to head down.<lb/>
Dontave Draper is the leading<lb/>
scorer at 18.1 per contest.<lb/>
24. The Citadel (6-11)<lb/>
Best Win: at Stetson<lb/>
The Bulldogs are currently<lb/>
winiess in five times in SoCon<lb/>
play. After a couple of brief two-<lb/>
game winning streak against<lb/>
Division II opponents, The Cita-<lb/>
del has dropped eight consecutive<lb/>
games. One thing the Bulldogs do<lb/>
have on their side is depth as 12<lb/>
players' average double digits in<lb/>
minutes per game.<lb/>
25. UNC Asheville (3-12)<lb/>
Best Win: at Furman<lb/>
The Bulldogs got first win<lb/>
over Furman looks more impres-<lb/>
sive as time progresses. However,<lb/>
the small state school is strug-<lb/>
gling in scoring margin, averag-<lb/>
ing a 12.3 point loss. Maybe, the<lb/>
Bulldogs can begin to use their<lb/>
height to their advantage. UNCA<lb/>
has two seven-footers and a six-<lb/>
foot-eight-inch shooting guard.<lb/>
26.SouthCaroHnaState(4-H)<lb/>
Best Win: vs. Marshall<lb/>
The Bulldogs are having<lb/>
trouble putting the ball in the<lb/>
basket as they average a measly<lb/>
57.1 points per game. Even so,<lb/>
the Marshall win was impressive<lb/>
and could vault them into MEAC<lb/>
contention. The Bulldogs have<lb/>
lost five of their last six games.<lb/>
27. N.C. AST (1-13)<lb/>
BestWin:vs.Bethune-Cookman<lb/>
The Aggies finally picked up<lb/>
their first win of the season on<lb/>
Monday. Currently, only Morgan<lb/>
State, Baylor and Savannah State<lb/>
are the only teams in Division I<lb/>
not to post a win. Head coach<lb/>
Jerry Eaves is 10-58 since taking<lb/>
over the once-proud program.<lb/>
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Food Delivery Drivers wanted for Restaurant<lb/>
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Part-Time Receptionist needed for busy medical<lb/>
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Professor O'Cools now hiring waitstaff must be<lb/>
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Versa - Training - The Workout<lb/>
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intramural sports<lb/>
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