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IfjC Online Survey<lb/>
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www.tec.ecu.edu<lb/>
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ECU cheerktders gpai- up for<lb/>
national oompHtilion.<lb/>
Sports Pg. 10<lb/>
THURSDAY. APRIL 1.1999 VOLUME 74. ISSUE 38<lb/>
New basketball coach announced<lb/>
Herrion takes the helm<lb/>
inwakeofDooley<lb/>
Stephen Schramm<lb/>
sports editor<lb/>
Bill Herrion, former head coach at<lb/>
Drexel University, was introduced<lb/>
as ECU's new head basketball<lb/>
coach Tuesday.<lb/>
Herrion will become the 20th<lb/>
basketball coach in ECU history.<lb/>
He replaces Joe Dooley who<lb/>
stepped down earlier this year after<lb/>
four seasons.<lb/>
"Four weeks ago, wc decided to<lb/>
go in a different direction. Four<lb/>
weeks later, we got just what we<lb/>
wanted. We wanted a head coach<lb/>
who has had big time success. We<lb/>
wanted a coach who's style people<lb/>
would want to see. We wanted<lb/>
someone who could rally the troops<lb/>
and get this program to the top of<lb/>
the CM and the top of the<lb/>
NCAA said Mike Hamrick, ECU<lb/>
Athletic Director.<lb/>
Herrion was the head coach at<lb/>
Philadelphia's Drexel University<lb/>
for the past eight seasons. At<lb/>
Drexel, Herrion went 121-32.<lb/>
Herrion's .791 winning percentage<lb/>
ranks him 15th among active coach-<lb/>
es.<lb/>
"I'm not a win at all costs coach.<lb/>
I want to have good people in this<lb/>
program and take a lot of pride in<lb/>
developing these guys as people<lb/>
Herrion said.<lb/>
Bill Herrion, Head Basketball Coach<lb/>
file PHirro<lb/>
Herrion takes over a program<lb/>
that went 13-14 during the 1998-99<lb/>
season.<lb/>
"I can't guarantee wins and loss-<lb/>
es right now. But what I can guaran-<lb/>
tee is a basketball team that will<lb/>
play hard and compete hard<lb/>
Herrion said.<lb/>
Herrion agreed to a five year<lb/>
deal with a base salary of $130,000.<lb/>
During his eight years at Drexel,<lb/>
Herrion led the Dragons to seven<lb/>
winning seasons, five conference<lb/>
championships and three trips to<lb/>
the NCAA Tournament. Herrion<lb/>
was also named Coach of the Year<lb/>
four rimes.<lb/>
The highlight of his tenure at<lb/>
Drexel came in 19, when his<lb/>
Dragons upset Memphis in the first<lb/>
round of the NCAA Tournament.<lb/>
ECU students are excited about<lb/>
the new coach.<lb/>
"From what I've heard, he's a<lb/>
good coach. I think he can build a<lb/>
good program here said Brian<lb/>
Porter, junior decision sciences<lb/>
major.<lb/>
s Domestic Violence<lb/>
19 to 29 year olds<lb/>
most common victims<lb/>
J essica Reed<lb/>
NEWS WRITER<lb/>
E<lb/>
very nine seconds a woman<lb/>
becomes a victim of domestic<lb/>
violence.<lb/>
A study of violence against<lb/>
women conducted by the Justice<lb/>
Department's Bureau of<lb/>
According to the Federal Bureau<lb/>
?of Investigation, domestic vio-<lb/>
lence is the establishment of con-<lb/>
trol and fear in a relationship not<lb/>
only through violence, but also<lb/>
through intimidation, threats,<lb/>
psychological abuse and isolation.<lb/>
Statistics found that women from<lb/>
19 to 29-years-old were more like-<lb/>
ly than women of other ages to be<lb/>
victimized by someone they<lb/>
know.<lb/>
Two -thirds of these attacks are<lb/>
committed by boyfriends, hus-<lb/>
bands, other family members or<lb/>
acquaintances.<lb/>
Domestic violence is the leading<lb/>
cause of injury to women between<lb/>
ages 15 and 44 in the United<lb/>
States, more than car accidents,<lb/>
muggings, and rapes combined.<lb/>
"Domestic violence is one of the<lb/>
number one health risks for<lb/>
women today and also for the chil-<lb/>
dren growing up in these homes<lb/>
said Diana Lucas, Executive<lb/>
Director of Pitt Co. Family<lb/>
Violence Inc.<lb/>
Statistics from Pitt County<lb/>
Domestic Violence Facts<lb/>
- It is estimated that one third of all high school and<lb/>
college students have been in an abusive relationship.<lb/>
- Relationship violence is toe number one cause of injur<lb/>
to women ages 15-44. fPif<lb/>
? 63 percent of all boys ages 11-20 arrested for murder,<lb/>
murdered the man who was assaulting their mother.<lb/>
'? ? ?? : v :<lb/>
- As many as IS million women have been abused at<lb/>
some time in their lives.<lb/>
- The average battered women is attacked three times a<lb/>
year.<lb/>
Family<lb/>
Violence cen-<lb/>
ters show 75<lb/>
percent of<lb/>
women who<lb/>
come through<lb/>
the clinics<lb/>
have children<lb/>
and 60 per-<lb/>
cent of these<lb/>
children<lb/>
become abu-<lb/>
sive adults.<lb/>
"Domestic<lb/>
violence is a<lb/>
generational<lb/>
cycle Lucas<lb/>
said.<lb/>
"Statistics<lb/>
show if one<lb/>
grows up in<lb/>
violent<lb/>
homes,<lb/>
females have<lb/>
a greater risk<lb/>
of becoming<lb/>
victims and<lb/>
males a<lb/>
greater risk of<lb/>
becoming bat-<lb/>
t e r e r s ,<lb/>
although men<lb/>
can be victims<lb/>
also<lb/>
Even though men can be vic-<lb/>
tims of domestic crimes, 95 per-<lb/>
cent of domestic victims are<lb/>
women.<lb/>
Lucas believes that many of<lb/>
domestic violence problems begin<lb/>
when girls start to date.<lb/>
One out of three young adult rcla-<lb/>
Dornestic violence is the leading cause of injury to woman<lb/>
between the ages of 15 and 44.<lb/>
tionships include battering or<lb/>
rape. Only four out of 10 of these<lb/>
relationships end when violence<lb/>
and abuse begin.<lb/>
ECU Freshman Amanda Pollard<lb/>
believes that domestic violence<lb/>
is also .a problem with college<lb/>
SEE VIOLENCE PAGE 2<lb/>
Match Day places doctors with schools<lb/>
Sixty-nine medical<lb/>
students learn whew<lb/>
they will do residencies<lb/>
Terra Steinbeiser<lb/>
STAf P WRITER<lb/>
Sixty-nine students recently partic-<lb/>
ipated in Match Day, an annual<lb/>
event in which ECU medical stu-<lb/>
dents gather together to find out<lb/>
where they will spend the next<lb/>
three to five years in residency<lb/>
training.<lb/>
"It's a really big event where<lb/>
everyone and their families get<lb/>
together in an auditorium to find<lb/>
out the news said Roytesa<lb/>
Rodgers, a medical student.<lb/>
After students spend four years<lb/>
in medical school they are eligible<lb/>
to apply for residency training.<lb/>
"After interviews at residency<lb/>
programs throughout the country,<lb/>
students rank their top ten choices<lb/>
for programs said Jeannine<lb/>
Hutson, Information Specialist.<lb/>
"The programs also rank their<lb/>
choices for students. Then, a<lb/>
National Residency Match Program<lb/>
computer sorts through all the<lb/>
applicants' and graduate medical<lb/>
programs' rankings and produces an<lb/>
impartial matching<lb/>
This is what is distributed to stu-<lb/>
dents on Match Day.<lb/>
There are about 23,000 residen-<lb/>
cy positions available nationwide.<lb/>
Besides the US medical students<lb/>
who compete for these slots, anoth-<lb/>
er 19,000 "independent" applicants<lb/>
including former graduates of US<lb/>
medical schools, US osteopathic<lb/>
students, and graduates of foreign<lb/>
medical schools apply for these lim-<lb/>
ited spaces.<lb/>
This year, 71 percent of graduat-<lb/>
ing medical students got into their<lb/>
top choice for a residency training<lb/>
program, ECU's highest percentage<lb/>
ever.<lb/>
Twenty-four percent of students<lb/>
placed will remain at ECU and 42<lb/>
percent will stay in North Carolina<lb/>
for their residency training<lb/>
"The residency is just field<lb/>
training for your particular area<lb/>
said Karen Gavigan, pediatric med-<lb/>
ical student, who will be spending<lb/>
her three year residency at ECU.<lb/>
"There are people above you look-<lb/>
ing out and making sure everything<lb/>
goes right<lb/>
Consulting firms<lb/>
to assess parking<lb/>
Selection process<lb/>
in early stages<lb/>
Amy Wagner<lb/>
assistant news editor<lb/>
Parking and Traffic Services, along<lb/>
with Materials Management have<lb/>
begun the process of selecting a<lb/>
consulting firm to discuss the future<lb/>
of parking at ECU.<lb/>
Dave Santa Ana, director of<lb/>
Parking and Traffic Services;<lb/>
Layton Getsinger, associate vice<lb/>
chancellor for administration and<lb/>
finance; Bruce Flye, director of<lb/>
Facilities Planning and other mem-<lb/>
bers of the Parking and Traffic<lb/>
Policy Committee held a confer-<lb/>
ence on Monday with consultants<lb/>
representing four firms. The com-<lb/>
mittee explained the major prob-<lb/>
lems with current campus parking<lb/>
and addressed specific desires for<lb/>
the future so that the consulting<lb/>
firms can include solutions in their<lb/>
proposals.<lb/>
The consultants' request for<lb/>
proposals must address many<lb/>
issues wih ECU parking including<lb/>
medical school parking, fee struc-<lb/>
ture, charging the Athletic<lb/>
Department for use of the lots dur-<lb/>
ing athletic events, private parking,<lb/>
dealing with the projected increase<lb/>
in enrollment and locating areas for<lb/>
new lots. The committee is espe-<lb/>
cially interested in utilizing current<lb/>
resources.<lb/>
"How do wc live with what we<lb/>
currently have?" Getsinger said.<lb/>
There are currently two lots that<lb/>
are not utilized because they are<lb/>
inconvenient, he said.<lb/>
The committee wants to find<lb/>
ways to encourage people's use of<lb/>
other means of transportation to<lb/>
campus because parking is current-<lb/>
ly too congested.<lb/>
"We have to find out where it is<lb/>
to decrease the amount of cars cur-<lb/>
rently on campus Getsinger said.<lb/>
He believes this can be done by<lb/>
improving the transit system. He<lb/>
also mentioned perimeter-based<lb/>
fees whereas the farther away from<lb/>
campus you park, the less your<lb/>
parking sticker costs.<lb/>
The Parking Policy Committee<lb/>
said they want to help the entire<lb/>
campus by receiving input from<lb/>
everyone. The committee, which<lb/>
will work as a contact for the select-<lb/>
ed consultant, is composed of staff,<lb/>
faculty and students. In addition,<lb/>
the committee wants to survey the<lb/>
campus community about current<lb/>
parking problems.<lb/>
"When we come up with a final<lb/>
project, everyone will be exposed to<lb/>
it Getsinger said.<lb/>
The Parking and Traffic Policy<lb/>
Committee wants to examine the<lb/>
prospective consultants' previous<lb/>
experience with university parking.<lb/>
Ruth Davis, a committee member<lb/>
representing the medical school,<lb/>
asked the consultants to include<lb/>
specific examples of their previous<lb/>
work with medical school parking.<lb/>
Although the committee is anx-<lb/>
ious to get the parking renovations<lb/>
underway, they said they are being<lb/>
realistic.<lb/>
"We're not going to be able to<lb/>
make everyone happy and wc know<lb/>
it Getsinger said. "But, that's not<lb/>
the goal here<lb/>
Students' pets often<lb/>
meet untimely end<lb/>
3,200 animals<lb/>
destroyed in 1998<lb/>
Lisa Stokes<lb/>
NEWS WRITER<lb/>
On sunny days you can observe<lb/>
students walking their dogs on<lb/>
campus or playing fetch on the<lb/>
mall with their canine friends. But<lb/>
have you ever considered what<lb/>
happens to these pets when<lb/>
school is over or the owner gradu-<lb/>
ates?<lb/>
According to some experts many<lb/>
of our four-legged friends are given<lb/>
up to the humane society and ani-<lb/>
mal control, or they are abandoned<lb/>
all together.<lb/>
In 1998, Greenville Animal<lb/>
Control only adopted out 137 cats<lb/>
and dogs, while the remaining 3,200<lb/>
abused, abandoned and unwanted<lb/>
animals were destroyed.<lb/>
Animal control and the humane<lb/>
society cite irresponsible owners.<lb/>
Some owners abandon their pet<lb/>
when they have to move, assuming<lb/>
SEE PETS PAGE 2<lb/>
1 c 1F<lb/>
?f<lb/>
'M SA<lb/>
:m<lb/>
Many students ire responsible pet owners. However, the Humine Society it over-<lb/>
whelmed with the animals people neglect or abandon.<lb/>
V<lb/>
2 Thursday, Ap<lb/>
SG<lb/>
Executiu<lb/>
seats u<lb/>
HOLL<lb/>
NEW<lb/>
TheSGAwilll<lb/>
utivc commute<lb/>
offices of prcsii<lb/>
secretary and ti<lb/>
Candidates<lb/>
positions indue<lb/>
Raymond Mc<lb/>
Na-im Akbar i<lb/>
vice president,<lb/>
Jason Evans<lb/>
Jessica Dowdy<lb/>
for secretary.<lb/>
Students ca<lb/>
Lo<lb/>
for<lb/>
Then<lb/>
mah<lb/>
A si s i<lb/>
STAI<lb/>
Theta Chi fra<lb/>
money over tl<lb/>
Pitt County S<lb/>
holding a sees;<lb/>
With a goal<lb/>
this year, the<lb/>
around Gre<lb/>
money from<lb/>
including the<lb/>
corner of Re<lb/>
April<lb/>
Student 1<lb/>
presentai<lb/>
RACH A<lb/>
STAI<lb/>
April is i<lb/>
Transmitted<lb/>
Awareness Mo<lb/>
County and<lb/>
nizations are p<lb/>
knowledge ai<lb/>
throughout<lb/>
Greenville con<lb/>
"We have<lb/>
very much at<lb/>
Zophy, directo<lb/>
with the Stuc<lb/>
"Raising awai<lb/>
need<lb/>
It<lb/>
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Thundiy, April 1, 1998<lb/>
news<lb/>
Tin ftn CarellntsN<lb/>
SGA elections slated for April 7<lb/>
Pete<lb/>
Executive Committee<lb/>
seats up for vote<lb/>
Holly Harris<lb/>
news editor<lb/>
The SGA will hold its annual exec-<lb/>
utive committee elections to fill the<lb/>
offices of president, vice president,<lb/>
secretary and treasurer on April 7.<lb/>
Candidates campaigning for<lb/>
positions include Cliff Webster and<lb/>
Raymond McGill for president,<lb/>
Na-im Akbar and John Meriac for<lb/>
vice president, Overton Harper and<lb/>
Jason Evans for treasurer and<lb/>
Jessica Dowdy and Shondell Jones<lb/>
for secretary.<lb/>
Students can vote vote from 9<lb/>
a.m6:30 p.m. at Mendenhall<lb/>
Student Center, the Student<lb/>
Recreation Center, Todd Dining<lb/>
Hall, the Wright Place and Minges<lb/>
Coliseum. The polls at Wright<lb/>
Place will remain open until 7 p.m.<lb/>
Ballot locations will be run by<lb/>
members of the elections commit-<lb/>
tee. To vote, students are required<lb/>
to swipe their One Card to ensure<lb/>
that each person can only vote<lb/>
once. Then, voters mark their<lb/>
selections on a ballot sheet and turn<lb/>
it in to the attendant.<lb/>
According to James<lb/>
Kaltenschnee, the elections com-<lb/>
mittee chair, this system will<lb/>
ensure that there will be no oppor-<lb/>
tunity for unfair ballot collection.<lb/>
"Because we arc using the One<lb/>
Card system, I'm not really con-<lb/>
cerned Kaltenschnee said. "The<lb/>
people working the polls are not<lb/>
allowed to endorse anybody, every-<lb/>
body on the elections committee is<lb/>
totally unbiased.<lb/>
Last year, only 1,150 out of the<lb/>
16,636 enrolled students voted in<lb/>
last year's election. Despite the fact<lb/>
that the current student body sur-<lb/>
passes last year's total,<lb/>
Kaltenschnee said he expects a<lb/>
similar turnout next Wednesday.<lb/>
SGA Chief of Staff Cliff Webster<lb/>
said he believes the problem is that<lb/>
students don't know have enough<lb/>
information to go to the polls.<lb/>
"I think students care and<lb/>
would go out and vote if they knew<lb/>
where Webster said.<lb/>
Issues that will face the next<lb/>
executive committee include cam-<lb/>
pus safety, parking and transit, and<lb/>
the simplification of funding for<lb/>
student organizations.<lb/>
Local Fraternity Raises Money<lb/>
for Special Olympics on seesaws<lb/>
ThetaChisets<lb/>
?oalat$4000<lb/>
A MSA GHRAIRI<lb/>
STAFF WRITER<lb/>
Theta Chi fraternity helped raise<lb/>
money over the weekend for the<lb/>
Pitt County Special Olympics by<lb/>
holding a seesaw fundraiser.<lb/>
With a goal of $4,000 to reach<lb/>
this year, the brothers went out<lb/>
around Greenville collecting<lb/>
money from local businesses<lb/>
including the Burger King on the<lb/>
corner of Red Banks road and<lb/>
Greenville boulevard where their<lb/>
fundraiser was held.<lb/>
"We've been doing this for<lb/>
about nine years said Eddie<lb/>
Jappell, chaplain and head of phil-<lb/>
anthropy for Theta Chi.<lb/>
In the past they have raised at<lb/>
least $2,000 a year.<lb/>
"Over the past five years, Theta<lb/>
Chi is the largest sponsor we have<lb/>
raising over $10,000 Dean Foy,<lb/>
coordinator for the Pitt County<lb/>
Special Olympics said.<lb/>
The money that Theta Chi rais-<lb/>
es helps the Special Olympics in<lb/>
several ways.<lb/>
"The money goes to help the<lb/>
actual set up of games and support<lb/>
of Special Olympics in North<lb/>
Carolina, but mainly in Pitt<lb/>
County Jappell said.<lb/>
In addition to receiving dona-<lb/>
tions from local businesses, repre-<lb/>
sentatives of rhe fraternity also<lb/>
received pledges of $24 dollars, one<lb/>
dollar for every hour on the seesaw.<lb/>
"The community turn-out has<lb/>
been great; people stopped at the<lb/>
red lights have been giving us<lb/>
money and a lot of support Vinnie<lb/>
Brown, a member of Theta Chi.<lb/>
Aside from holding a fundraiser,<lb/>
15 of Theta Chi's brothers will be<lb/>
volunteering all day at the Special<lb/>
Olympics helping in various activi-<lb/>
ties.<lb/>
The Pitt County Special<lb/>
Olympics will be held on April 15<lb/>
at J.H.Rose High School.<lb/>
April marks STD Awareness Month<lb/>
Student Health to give<lb/>
presentations, classes<lb/>
RACHAF. I. HlCDON<lb/>
STAFF WRITER<lb/>
April is national Sexually<lb/>
Transmitted Disease (STD)<lb/>
Awareness Month.<lb/>
County and campus health orga-<lb/>
nizations are gearing up to spread<lb/>
knowledge and raise awareness<lb/>
throughout ECU and the<lb/>
Greenville community.<lb/>
"We have a population that is<lb/>
very much at risk said Heather<lb/>
Zophy, director of health education<lb/>
with the Student Health Center.<lb/>
"Raising awareness is a definite<lb/>
need<lb/>
The Student Health Center will<lb/>
be giving presentations in resi-<lb/>
dence halls and Health 1000 classes<lb/>
through an ongoing project to pro-<lb/>
mote STD prevention. The<lb/>
Health Center offers free HIV test-<lb/>
ing, as well as tests for other STDS<lb/>
at a comparatively minimal cost.<lb/>
Also available to students in the<lb/>
Student Health Center are educa-<lb/>
tional videos and brochures.<lb/>
PICASO (Pitt County AIDS<lb/>
Service Organization), which serves<lb/>
more than 25 counties statewide,<lb/>
also will be working in outreach to<lb/>
reduce the spread of HIV through<lb/>
education.<lb/>
Along with speaking to classes,<lb/>
PICASO representatives will be<lb/>
working on campus and throughout<lb/>
Pin County with organizations such<lb/>
as the Boys and Girls Club, to dis-<lb/>
cuss making responsible choices<lb/>
about everything from cigarettes to<lb/>
sex.<lb/>
Also scheduled in April is the<lb/>
Human Race slated for April 17,<lb/>
which is a 5K walk or run to bene-<lb/>
fit non-profit organizations in Pitt<lb/>
County.<lb/>
"Having a designated month<lb/>
hopefully will raise awareness,<lb/>
however we need to be promoting<lb/>
awareness twelve months out of<lb/>
the year said Barry Elmore, out-<lb/>
reach coordinator for PICASO.<lb/>
"Every month is STD awareness<lb/>
month for us<lb/>
Elmore also said that although<lb/>
STD numbers are declining in<lb/>
other parts of the state, there has<lb/>
been a recent increase in STD<lb/>
numbers in Eastern North<lb/>
Carolina. Students are invited to<lb/>
contact PICASO with any ques-<lb/>
tions.<lb/>
continued (torn pegs I<lb/>
someone will care for it.<lb/>
Occasionally students bring a pet<lb/>
from home, only to find their apart-<lb/>
ment doesn't allow pets or they<lb/>
can't afford the deposit.<lb/>
Other reasons owners may aban-<lb/>
don pets include expensive' vet<lb/>
bills, inadequate living spaces,<lb/>
destructive behavior and unexpect-<lb/>
ed and unwanted litters of puppies<lb/>
and kittens.<lb/>
Because of the thousands of<lb/>
unwanted pets in Greenville, Pitt<lb/>
County Law prohibits the sale of<lb/>
dogs and cats in pet stores. This law<lb/>
is fully supported by the Pin<lb/>
County Humane Society (PCHS).<lb/>
"A lot of students leave for the<lb/>
summer and end up leaving their<lb/>
pets behind. Cats go wild and dogs<lb/>
get hit by cars. In fact we have five<lb/>
dogs that have been hit by cars<lb/>
now ?ajd Bobbie Parsons, PCHS<lb/>
director.<lb/>
Laura Eber, 20, a junior, found<lb/>
her cat behind Flanagan. Eber<lb/>
Violence<lb/>
continued from page t<lb/>
aged students.<lb/>
"Once someone is in a relation-<lb/>
ship that involves domestic vio-<lb/>
lence, they feel they have no<lb/>
where else to go Pollard said.<lb/>
A bill recently passed by the<lb/>
N.C. Senate called The Safe<lb/>
Families Act, would step up (aw<lb/>
enforcement efforts, make it easi-<lb/>
er to track batterers and give court<lb/>
and law enforcement officials<lb/>
more tools to protect victims of<lb/>
abuse.<lb/>
This act would give police the<lb/>
named the 3-year-old orange tabby<lb/>
Jack.<lb/>
"He was too cute to leave there,<lb/>
I had to take him homeEber said.<lb/>
Although Eber adores her cat.<lb/>
"He was too cute to leave<lb/>
there, I had to take<lb/>
him home<lb/>
Laura Eber, 20<lb/>
she has come to realize his friend-<lb/>
ship is expensive.<lb/>
"I had to pay $40 for his check-<lb/>
up (which included shots), $40 to<lb/>
get his teeth cleaned, $30 for his<lb/>
flea medication, and then I had to<lb/>
buy food, kitty litter, toys and two<lb/>
cat pans Eber said. "It really adds<lb/>
up fast<lb/>
Danielle Lawerence, a graduate<lb/>
student, knows all about pet<lb/>
expenses as well. Her two black<lb/>
labs, Rawlings and Poseidon, each<lb/>
cost over $500. That doesn't<lb/>
ability to make domestic violence<lb/>
arrests without warrants.<lb/>
The Safe Families Act would<lb/>
also abolish a sate law barring<lb/>
police from responding to more<lb/>
than one domestic violence com-<lb/>
plaint at rhe same address within<lb/>
48 hours.<lb/>
Dave Vanderhcyden, ECU fresh-<lb/>
man, supports The Safe Families<lb/>
Act, but thinks some aspects<lb/>
should be changed.<lb/>
"I don't think it would be cool to<lb/>
arrest someone without a war-<lb/>
rant Vanderhcyden said.<lb/>
In addition, two other proposals<lb/>
will be considered by the Senate<lb/>
this legislative session.<lb/>
include the annual vet eve or the<lb/>
$50 she spends a month on special<lb/>
dog food.<lb/>
"I spend more on the dogs than<lb/>
I do on myself Lawerence said.<lb/>
Tipping the scales at 100<lb/>
pounds each, the dogs actually live<lb/>
inside. However, both have exten-<lb/>
sive obedience training and access<lb/>
to a doggie-door that leads to a<lb/>
fenced in acre of land.<lb/>
Lawerence commute from<lb/>
Moorehead City to ECU and the<lb/>
dogs are on their own for the day.<lb/>
Having a doggie-door, self feeders<lb/>
and a spot in the garage for the two<lb/>
labs saves Lawerence and the dogs<lb/>
stress and money.<lb/>
Parson warns that because col<lb/>
lege-age adults move around fre- '<lb/>
quendy, they should be doubly<lb/>
cautious about taking on the added<lb/>
burden of a pet<lb/>
"A lot of times a student will;<lb/>
take a dog and their apartment will<lb/>
be too small or the landlord will<lb/>
make them get rid of it They stu-<lb/>
dents really ought to think<lb/>
because it's a big responsibility<lb/>
Parsons said.<lb/>
The first would provide assistance<lb/>
to domestic violence victims in<lb/>
the 26 counties in North Carolina<lb/>
where assistance is not currently<lb/>
available. The second would<lb/>
make a domestic violence com-<lb/>
mission a permanent part of state<lb/>
government<lb/>
Sen. Ed Warren said he feels :<lb/>
that everyone should be aware of<lb/>
domestic violence, especially<lb/>
individva in North Carolina.<lb/>
"It's important that we give all<lb/>
the support we can to help fami-<lb/>
lies in North Carolina with .<lb/>
domestic violence problems ,<lb/>
Sen. Warren said.<lb/>
Clinton rejects Milosevic's plan<lb/>
WASHINGTON (AP) -<lb/>
Slobodan Milosevic could lose<lb/>
international recognition for his ter-<lb/>
ritorial claim on Kosovo if the Serbs<lb/>
don't stop killing the region's ethnic<lb/>
Albanians, President Clinton said<lb/>
Tuesday. He rejected a formula for<lb/>
peace offered by the Yugoslav pres-<lb/>
ident.<lb/>
"If there was ever any doubt<lb/>
about what is at stake in Kosovo,<lb/>
Mr. Milosevic is certainly erasing it<lb/>
by his actions Clinton said. "They<lb/>
are the culmination of more than a<lb/>
decade of using ethnic and religious<lb/>
hatred as a justification for uproot-<lb/>
ing and murdering completely<lb/>
innocent, peaceful civilians to pave<lb/>
Mr.<lb/>
Milosevic's path to absolute<lb/>
power<lb/>
The president urged the allies to<lb/>
remain steadfast in their opposition<lb/>
to Milosevic on Day 7 of NATO's<lb/>
air campaign against the Serbs<lb/>
while the administration promised<lb/>
neighboring nations financial aid<lb/>
for the refugees streaming across<lb/>
their borders and support against<lb/>
Serb threats.<lb/>
"There have to be some limits<lb/>
beyond which we collectively do<lb/>
not wish to see our country go and<lb/>
our worid go Clinton said in a<lb/>
keynote address<lb/>
Tuesday night to the Electronic<lb/>
Industries Alliance. While technol-<lb/>
ogy opens the door for new oppor-<lb/>
tunity, it also can aid those who<lb/>
would destroy peace, he said.<lb/>
"When married together with<lb/>
the most primitive hatreds, like<lb/>
those we see manifest in Kosovo<lb/>
today, the advent of technology and<lb/>
decentralized decision making and<lb/>
access to information can be a very<lb/>
potent but destructive force<lb/>
Clinton said.<lb/>
Some success was reported in<lb/>
diminishing Serb air defenses and<lb/>
strikes against troops stationed just<lb/>
outside Kosovo. But a Pentagon<lb/>
spokesman cautioned<lb/>
against expecting a quick<lb/>
"knockout punch and the military<lb/>
refused to detail the damage<lb/>
NATO has inflicted on the Serbs.<lb/>
U.S. policy has opposed inde-<lb/>
pendence moves in Kosovo and<lb/>
supported Serbia's claim to the<lb/>
province. During peace talks this<lb/>
month in Rambouillet, France, the<lb/>
Clinton administration supported<lb/>
autonomy but not independence<lb/>
 for the majority ethnic Albanians<lb/>
in Kosovo. Milosevic rejected that<lb/>
plan.<lb/>
Administration officials insisted<lb/>
that there had been no policy<lb/>
change, but during a State<lb/>
Department ceremony honoring<lb/>
former Secretary of State Warren<lb/>
Christopher, Clinton signaled that<lb/>
the Serbs' actions in Kosovo carried<lb/>
a price: the loss of international sup-<lb/>
port for Milosevic's claim on the<lb/>
region.<lb/>
"Today he faces the mounting<lb/>
cost of his continued aggression<lb/>
Clinton said. "For a sustained peri-<lb/>
od, we will see that his military will<lb/>
be seriously diminished, key mili-<lb/>
tary infrastructure destroyed, the<lb/>
prospect for international support<lb/>
for Serbia's claim to Kosovo increas-<lb/>
ingly jeopardized<lb/>
To the 18 other NATO coun-<lb/>
tries, with whose leaders he has<lb/>
been in frequent contact, he said:<lb/>
"We must remain steady and deter-<lb/>
mined with the will to see this<lb/>
through<lb/>
Milosevic's proposal to return to<lb/>
the negotiating table once NATO<lb/>
halted the bombing by German<lb/>
Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder,<lb/>
Police not parking cops<lb/>
Only Parking and<lb/>
Traffic Services ticket<lb/>
Jessica Reed<lb/>
NEWS WRITER<lb/>
Some university officials say they<lb/>
are concerned that many students<lb/>
on ECU's campus may not be aware<lb/>
of the difference between the<lb/>
responsibilities of Parking and<lb/>
Traffic Services and the ECU<lb/>
Police Department. The fact is, it's<lb/>
all in who writes the parking tickets<lb/>
and who enforces the laws.<lb/>
ECU Parking and Traffic<lb/>
Services handles all parking on<lb/>
campus, and the four parking con-<lb/>
trol officers employed by Traffic<lb/>
Services give out all parking cita-<lb/>
tions.<lb/>
"No new parking officers have<lb/>
been hired in two years said<lb/>
David Santa Ana, ECU transporta-<lb/>
tion director.<lb/>
Campus is divided into four sec-<lb/>
tions and parking control officers<lb/>
patrol on foot and in vehicles from<lb/>
6:30 a.m12 p.m.<lb/>
Officers say resident parking is<lb/>
the most problematic area. Parking<lb/>
control officer Shirley Bazemore<lb/>
said that a majority of the 25 to 50<lb/>
tickets that she gives out a day are<lb/>
at meters around the dorms.<lb/>
The ECU Police Department<lb/>
enforces university regulations and<lb/>
state laws on campus. Sgt Joseph<lb/>
C. Horst said that their main focus<lb/>
is the safety of students, faculty and<lb/>
staff on campus.<lb/>
The department educates stu-<lb/>
dents and staff on safety and securi-<lb/>
ty practices through a variety of pro-<lb/>
grams and services.<lb/>
Forty-five sworn certified police<lb/>
officers are employed with the<lb/>
department. These officers have<lb/>
jurisdiction on all owned and oper-<lb/>
ated property controlled by ECU.<lb/>
"All of the officers have all of the<lb/>
powers of a sworn North Carolina<lb/>
officer said Horse "Our jurisdic-<lb/>
tion is just more limited<lb/>
The department is open 24<lb/>
hours a day and 365 days a year.<lb/>
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briefs<lb/>
UNC researchers<lb/>
discover way to<lb/>
shrink tumor<lb/>
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. (AP) -<lb/>
Researchers at the University of<lb/>
North Carolina at Chapel Hill say<lb/>
they have found a way to shrink<lb/>
human tumors by slowing down a<lb/>
natural mechanism that prevents<lb/>
tumor cells from dying.<lb/>
Scientists have only tested their<lb/>
discovery on laboratory mice but<lb/>
want to perform their first tests on<lb/>
Mental exam ordered<lb/>
for woman accused of<lb/>
killing her children<lb/>
WHEATON, III. (AP) - A judge<lb/>
has ordered a mental examination<lb/>
for a nurse accused of drugging<lb/>
and suffocating her three young<lb/>
children.<lb/>
DuPage County Judge George<lb/>
Bakalis expressed doubts about<lb/>
Marilyn Lemak's ability to under-<lb/>
stand the three murder charges<lb/>
against her.<lb/>
Prosecutors allege Mrs. Lemak,<lb/>
of Naperville, III gave her chil-<lb/>
dren prescription drugs before<lb/>
putting them to bed March 4, then<lb/>
suffocated 7-year-old Nicholas, 6-<lb/>
year-old Emily and 3-year-old<lb/>
Thomas Lemak with her hands as<lb/>
Melaysia to kill more<lb/>
than 1 million pigs to<lb/>
fight mystery virus<lb/>
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia<lb/>
(AP) - Five more people have died<lb/>
of a pig-borne virus that has left<lb/>
Malaysia's prosperous hog farming<lb/>
industry in shambles, a news<lb/>
report said Wednesday.<lb/>
On Tuesday, Malaysia said it<lb/>
would destroy 1.3 million pigs to<lb/>
help curb the epidemic. Soldiers<lb/>
and policemen, covered head-to-<lb/>
toe in plastic suits, have entered<lb/>
pig-farming villages as part of a<lb/>
massive campaign to shoot the<lb/>
pigs. Health authorities have also<lb/>
launched a drive to spray chemi-<lb/>
cals to kill mosquitoes that carry<lb/>
the disease from pigs to humans.<lb/>
First Union puts $5<lb/>
million into fund<lb/>
investing in black<lb/>
businesses<lb/>
CHARLOTTE (AP) - First<lb/>
Union is putting $5 million into a<lb/>
fund that will invest in minority-<lb/>
owned businesses, part of a new<lb/>
partnership between the bank and<lb/>
the founder of Black Enterprise<lb/>
magazine.<lb/>
Earl Graves, whose magazine<lb/>
today has a circulation of 300,000,<lb/>
started a private equity fund with<lb/>
Citigroup that typically invests<lb/>
about $5 million in minority-<lb/>
owned businesses with revenues<lb/>
of at least $10 million.<lb/>
Penn bans alcohol at<lb/>
university parties<lb/>
PHILADELPHIA (AP) -The<lb/>
University of Pennsylvania has<lb/>
banned alcohol at undergraduate<lb/>
campus parties after a parrygoer<lb/>
died at a fraternity house.<lb/>
The ban, expected to last at<lb/>
least until a student-faculty task<lb/>
force at the Ivy League school<lb/>
takes up the issue in about six<lb/>
weeks, applies to registered cam-<lb/>
pus parties, typically those hosted<lb/>
by fraternities and attended by<lb/>
Kosovo rebels say<lb/>
they're barley<lb/>
holding on<lb/>
VIENNA, Austria (AP) - Faced<lb/>
with a massive Serb onslaught,<lb/>
ethnic Albanian rebels are no<lb/>
longer attacking Serb forces and<lb/>
are barely holding on, a regional<lb/>
rebel commander said today.<lb/>
Ramush Hajredinaj, a comman-<lb/>
der of the Kosovo Liberation<lb/>
Army, told The Associated Press<lb/>
by satellite phone that the rebels<lb/>
are trying to protect what's left of<lb/>
the Albanian community in<lb/>
Kosovo.<lb/>
Brand New Luxury Apartments<lb/>
Now Leasing<lb/>
"Utilities included Fully furnished<lb/>
Private Bathroom<lb/>
4 Bedroom 4 Bathroom<lb/>
Individual Leasing<lb/>
Roommate Matching<lb/>
Designer Interiors<lb/>
State of the Art Amenities<lb/>
Free Cable<lb/>
Free Computer lab<lb/>
Free Monitored Alarm<lb/>
Near ECU Bus Line<lb/>
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March 23<lb/>
Larceny - A student reported<lb/>
the larceny of his wallet from<lb/>
Christenbury Gym.<lb/>
Intoxicated and<lb/>
DisruptiveCommunicating<lb/>
Threats - A student was charged<lb/>
with being intoxicated and disrup-<lb/>
tive, after receiving complaints that<lb/>
he was disrupting a class at the<lb/>
Rawl Building and threatening two<lb/>
employees and an officer at the<lb/>
Wright Place. He was transported<lb/>
to PCM Hospital due to a minor<lb/>
self inflicted injury.<lb/>
Harrassing Phone Calls - A stu-<lb/>
dent from Slay Hall reported<lb/>
receiving harassing phone calls.<lb/>
March 29<lb/>
Larceny - Two staff members<lb/>
reported the larceny of cash from<lb/>
their lockers at the Recreation<lb/>
Center.<lb/>
Harassment - A resident of<lb/>
Aycock Hall reported being<lb/>
harassed by another resident of<lb/>
Aycock Hall.<lb/>
Damage to Property - A resident<lb/>
of Umstead Hall reported damage-<lb/>
to her vehicle while parked at the<lb/>
bottom of College Hill Drive.<lb/>
Trespassing - Four non-students<lb/>
were banned from campus after<lb/>
they were seen walking into sever-<lb/>
al residents rooms in Aycock Hall.<lb/>
The four subjects were unescorted<lb/>
in the residence hall.<lb/>
March 30<lb/>
Arrest Warrant - A Garrett Hall<lb/>
resident was arrested at his resi-<lb/>
dence after . Goldsboro police<lb/>
advised they had warrants charging<lb/>
him with embezzlement.<lb/>
Domestic Dispute - A resident<lb/>
of Scott Hail reported a domestic<lb/>
dispute in a room in Scott Hall.<lb/>
Officers made contact with two stu-<lb/>
dents who stated they were having<lb/>
a discussion and were not fighting.<lb/>
Neither showed any signs of a<lb/>
physical fight.<lb/>
Larceny - A staff member<lb/>
reported the larceny of a mink coat-<lb/>
from Wright Auditorium sometime<lb/>
on March 10.<lb/>
Larceny - A resident of Scott<lb/>
Hall reported the larceny of two fog<lb/>
lights from his vehicle parked in<lb/>
the parking lot off Curry Court.<lb/>
Helms, Edwards clash over nomination<lb/>
U.S. Sen. John Edwards' advocacy<lb/>
of a close personal friend for a fed-<lb/>
eral judgeship has run head-on into<lb/>
Sen. Jesse Helms, the first major<lb/>
clash between North Carolina's two<lb/>
senators since Edwards' election in<lb/>
November.<lb/>
Rather than see the slot filled,<lb/>
Helms wants it moved from the<lb/>
Eastern District of North Carolina<lb/>
to the Western District.<lb/>
Edwards, a Democrat, asked the<lb/>
White House to nominate IS.<lb/>
Bankruptcy Judge Rich Leonard to<lb/>
be a U.S. District Court judge in<lb/>
Raleigh, and President Clinton<lb/>
nominated Leonard on Wednesday.<lb/>
Helms introduced a bill this<lb/>
month that would transfer the fed-<lb/>
eral judgeship from the Eastern<lb/>
District to the Western District.<lb/>
Helms says the Western District,<lb/>
with three jtidgeships, has more<lb/>
pending cases then the Eastern<lb/>
District, which has four.<lb/>
"We don't need him said the<lb/>
Republican senior senator. "We<lb/>
need one in the Western District<lb/>
Leonard, 49, has been a federal<lb/>
bankruptcy judge since 1992 in the<lb/>
Eastern District of North Carolina,<lb/>
which stretches from Raleigh to the<lb/>
coast. Leonard operates from<lb/>
Wilson.<lb/>
"He's just infinitely qualified<lb/>
Edwards said. "He's a fair-minded,<lb/>
straight-down-the-middle judge.<lb/>
He's the kind of person you look for<lb/>
in a judge<lb/>
I<lb/>
The Eastern District shouldn't<lb/>
give up a judge to the Western<lb/>
District, Edwards' aides Said. They<lb/>
cite a report last week by the<lb/>
Judicial Conference of the United<lb/>
States stating the number of<lb/>
Eastern District' judges should<lb/>
remain at four to handle the dis-<lb/>
trict's caseload. ? ? i<lb/>
The same report said the<lb/>
Western District, Which stretches<lb/>
from Charlotte westward, needs<lb/>
two more judges. ? I<lb/>
"This robbing Peter to pay Paul<lb/>
approach would still leave the peo-<lb/>
ple of North Carolina without that<lb/>
kind of access to the courts that<lb/>
they deserve Mike Briggs,<lb/>
Edwards' pres's secretary, said.<lb/>
Wednesday.<lb/>
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services<lb/>
University Housing Services will be<lb/>
hiring student painters($7.50 per hour)<lb/>
for the paint crew this summer.<lb/>
Full and part-time positions available.<lb/>
For details and applications, please<lb/>
come to Office Suite 100, Jones Hall.<lb/>
If you are interested, please apply by<lb/>
April 30, 1999.<lb/>
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The companionship and warmth a pet can bring into a person's life can be immeasurable. For<lb/>
many college students, who are a long way from home, the idea of owning a pet is alluring.<lb/>
Of course, there are many responsible pet owners. Unfortunately, many others are not at a place<lb/>
in their lives where they are best prepared to care for a pet. The truth is that most student<lb/>
lifestyles are not conducive to pet ownership.<lb/>
As a result, area animal shelters are filled with pets who have been left homeless because of the<lb/>
irresponsibility or circumstances often of college students.<lb/>
The life of a college student can be hectic. Living arrangements change year to year and semes-<lb/>
ter to semester. This uncertain environment is not stable and not always appropriate for pets.<lb/>
You may get a new roommate who doesn't like pets. You may move somewhere that doesn't<lb/>
allow pets. You may transfer or get expelled ftom school. Too many variables can make owning a<lb/>
pet detrimental to the life of the animal.<lb/>
Even if living arrangements are stable, what happens when pet owners leave for breaks dur-<lb/>
ing the school year?<lb/>
Taking care of a pet is a responsibility that is often underestimated by students. Students often<lb/>
live in cramped apartments with far too little room for animals to run. Many of us barely have<lb/>
enough money to feed ourselves, much less a pet.<lb/>
If a student chooses to own a pet, serious thought must be put into the decision. With all of the<lb/>
strain put on your time by studies and social activities, are you really going to want to take time<lb/>
to care for a pet?<lb/>
Planning must be done for the safety of the pet. Is there someone who can take care of the pet<lb/>
when you go home? If for some reason you cannot keep your pet anymore, is there somebody<lb/>
else who you know can and will take care of it?<lb/>
If you do not have easy answers to these questions, a pet might noi be a wise choice.<lb/>
If a student chooses to own a pet, and is later unable to care for it, the student loses a pet and<lb/>
the pet could possibly lose its life. Animal shelters can only hold pets for a limited period of time<lb/>
before the animals are destroyed.<lb/>
The penalties for irresponsible pet ownership are vastly greater for the animals. If students<lb/>
want pets there is very little anyone can do to stop them from obtaining one. However, pet own-<lb/>
ership should be a choice that is well deliberated. Mistreating animals is rarely anyone's intention,<lb/>
but is often the result of poor planning.<lb/>
LETTER<lb/>
Student frustrated with alternate lifestyles<lb/>
After a half of a semester at ECU, Place. In fact, on the back cover of morality (No way! That might<lb/>
I must say I am thoroughly dis- the March 25 edition of The East offend and betray our great pals-<lb/>
gusted by the repugnant shame- Carolinian, there is a full-page ad lust, fornication and impetuous-<lb/>
lessness of campus periodicals and for some naked bar in town. Plus, ness and make them think they are<lb/>
organizations who seemingly advo- the televisions in The Croatan are immoral). However, I do expect a<lb/>
cate, if not celebrate, sexual constantly showing music videos more neutral stance. I'm tired of<lb/>
promiscuity. that are almost exclusively based being bombarded with the abhor-<lb/>
Evcry other campus periodical I on a sexual theme with half naked rent depravity of our generation<lb/>
thumb through contains advertise- people singing their newest hits every time I walk around campus,<lb/>
ments for strip clubs and I am desperately hoping to sell a few which is otherwise a beautiful<lb/>
aware of at least one "condom more records with their bodies. place,<lb/>
rally" where an organization gave I don't expect campus organiza-<lb/>
iway condoms at The Wright tions and periodicals to encourage Kathy Gunter<lb/>
OPINION<lb/>
Columnist ? Point<lb/>
L&amp;th.<lb/>
Caleb<lb/>
Rose<lb/>
Communist conspiracies abound<lb/>
Even little ol' Greenville has<lb/>
communist undertones that<lb/>
please me to no end. My<lb/>
Greenville Utilities bill dou-<lb/>
bledthis mouth and there isn't<lb/>
a thing I can do about it<lb/>
because there is no other com-<lb/>
pany that will supply me<lb/>
with power.<lb/>
April Fools, fools. Nolxxly knows<lb/>
me because I am not the usual<lb/>
opinion columnist to the stars as our<lb/>
beloved Ryan Dogg is. Well, please<lb/>
allow me to be the first to tell you<lb/>
that I, yes, am the one who writes<lb/>
all of the Ryan Dogg's material.<lb/>
"Yo, Yo, what is upthe Ryan Dogg<lb/>
is up in dis is what he writes, how-<lb/>
ever if you substitute the name C-<lb/>
Lo (me) in for Ryan Dogg, then you<lb/>
will have the original dopesta.<lb/>
I do have an opinion and it is<lb/>
this: I really don't know. I could sit<lb/>
and rant about the multitude of<lb/>
problems that I encounter on cam-<lb/>
pus each day such as the fact that<lb/>
twenty-five cents counts for 30<lb/>
minutes in the half-hour parking<lb/>
meter and the same quarter would<lb/>
only count as twenty minutes in the<lb/>
hour parking meters. What the<lb/>
dilly, yo? I don't know about you<lb/>
but I love it!<lb/>
Communism is great, isn't it? I<lb/>
sit on my knees and admire my life-<lb/>
sized cardboard cutouts of Karl<lb/>
Marx, Fredrich Engels and Vladmir<lb/>
Lcnnin on a daily basis after that I<lb/>
have to go to class and stuff. But<lb/>
seriously, dude, these guys were<lb/>
dope! I mean, think about all that is<lb/>
wrong with capitalism. Business are<lb/>
running each other bankrupt and<lb/>
all, and just think of all the choices<lb/>
we get to make on our own?non-<lb/>
sense.<lb/>
If America was run by<lb/>
Communists (though some may<lb/>
argue that is already is), life would<lb/>
be like living on a college campus,<lb/>
and how great would that be?<lb/>
Everone could cat at the same great<lb/>
campus restaurants, and we would<lb/>
all make the same wages as college<lb/>
studentswhich is a little less than<lb/>
nil so we are well on our way.<lb/>
Here is a common Capitalist<lb/>
doctrine: a man goes into a pawn<lb/>
shop and purchases a still-sealed<lb/>
playstation game for twenty dollars<lb/>
(there would be no playstations in<lb/>
my perfect communist world, mind<lb/>
yonplaystations bad!) and then<lb/>
proceeds to drive to the local Wal-<lb/>
Mart and return it for thirty crisp<lb/>
dollars he can use to buy computer<lb/>
games or hookersnow who would<lb/>
want to do that? This would never<lb/>
have happened had Mr. Marx's<lb/>
ideals been carried out.<lb/>
If Communism were King, there<lb/>
would be no thought of getting 12<lb/>
free CDs from BMG that you don't<lb/>
want and selling them to CD Alley<lb/>
for better music.oh no. Don't get<lb/>
any ideas either because once Y2K<lb/>
rolls around andwe all live in straw<lb/>
huts again, there will not be any fun<lb/>
capitalist activities to engage in?<lb/>
ever again.<lb/>
Besides, there are only two<lb/>
things that matter in life anyway-<lb/>
communism and Hank Williams Sr.<lb/>
You cannot imagine how<lb/>
Communism would extinguish all<lb/>
of the petty, aggravating things we<lb/>
have to deal withlO-l(Minseit 3<lb/>
numbers), MCI is better that<lb/>
AT&amp;T, McDonald's value meals<lb/>
are cheaper than Hardecs plus they<lb/>
have Monopoly, IBM<lb/>
goodMacintosh bad, and lastly, for<lb/>
the Southerners, there would be no<lb/>
more Chevy vs. Fordonly Chevy.<lb/>
Even little ol' Greenville has<lb/>
communist unertories that please<lb/>
me to no end. My Greenville<lb/>
Utilities bill doubled this month<lb/>
and there isn't a thing I can do<lb/>
about it because there is no other<lb/>
company that will supply me with<lb/>
power. The Capitalist energy mar-<lb/>
ket seems to have passed by<lb/>
Greenvilleperhaps this is an<lb/>
encouraging sign from the men<lb/>
behind the Iron Curtian.<lb/>
Well, that is it. Communism is<lb/>
da dopest trip. All ye scurvy Pirates<lb/>
may not believe me, but tune ye in<lb/>
yer ears, ye barnicle laden bastards,<lb/>
the end of Capitalism is nigh and<lb/>
when the zero hour is upon us and<lb/>
the anti-life equation has been sub-<lb/>
mitted to the world by Bill Gates,<lb/>
me and my trusty Italian<lb/>
Greyhound, Spicy, will be laughing<lb/>
at all of you from afar on our remote<lb/>
area of leased Canadian tundraha<lb/>
ha ha ha<lb/>
OPINION<lb/>
Columnist ? Counterpoint<lb/>
Ryan<lb/>
Kennemur<lb/>
Communism?whatever!<lb/>
Okay, here's the situation. My par-<lb/>
ents went away on a weeks vacation<lb/>
and they left the keys to my mom's<lb/>
new Porsche. Would they<lb/>
mindhmmwcllof course not.<lb/>
For those of you who never lis-<lb/>
tened to rap music as a kid, you<lb/>
probably don't recognize the above<lb/>
snippet from DJ Jazzy Jeff and the<lb/>
Fresh Prince's song "Parents just<lb/>
don't understand Man, that song<lb/>
was dope. With this in mind, allow<lb/>
me to get to the topic at<lb/>
handCapitalism.<lb/>
"Capitalism is defined by that<lb/>
fool Noah Webster as "the dialect<lb/>
spoken in or around Canton,<lb/>
China No, wait. That's the defi-<lb/>
nition of "Cantonese I Imm. I<lb/>
wonder if they're related somehow.<lb/>
Capitalism is the foundation<lb/>
upon which this great nation of ours<lb/>
(the people of Canton, China) was<lb/>
built on. To many people, it has<lb/>
turned into a way of making money<lb/>
without actually doing any work.<lb/>
An example of this is going into a<lb/>
pawn shop and finding something<lb/>
that purchasing something that<lb/>
looks new, then taking it to Wal-<lb/>
Mart and getting the full retail price<lb/>
for it in cash. How do I feel about<lb/>
this? In a wordword. This is a<lb/>
great way to make money, second<lb/>
only to prostitution. And seeing as<lb/>
how I was a victim of the Freshman<lb/>
Forty, that one's out.<lb/>
Big corporations like Wal-Mart,<lb/>
K-Mart and Roses are thieves in a<lb/>
thieves market.These guys (not<lb/>
the people of Canton, China) are<lb/>
taking us for every penny that we<lb/>
earn, and I sec nothing wrong with<lb/>
the occasional Savings and Loan<lb/>
scam.<lb/>
But I have to respect these cor-<lb/>
porations, even if it's only because<lb/>
they have nifty logos. But also<lb/>
because of what they do for the lit-<lb/>
tle mom and pop places that spring<lb/>
up in the area. You know, the ones<lb/>
that open and close in the same<lb/>
week because they can't compete<lb/>
with the surrounding chains. Man,<lb/>
that's awesome. Darwin's Natural<lb/>
Selection theory really applies here.<lb/>
Survival of the fittest, PTA Pizza!<lb/>
And another smooth wacked-out;<lb/>
idea is ordering a bunch of cd's from;<lb/>
BMG and then turning around and;<lb/>
selling them at a used CD store<lb/>
Isn't that genius? And also, getting<lb/>
compromised credit card numbers;<lb/>
off the internet and using them for<lb/>
900 numbers (and 10-10 numbers).<lb/>
We're not stealing so much as "tak-<lb/>
ing back" what they (the people of<lb/>
Canton, China) stole from us. Let's<lb/>
sec you try to get anything like that<lb/>
done through the ideal of<lb/>
Communism. Marx was a Nazi and<lb/>
Frederich Engels wasn't even<lb/>
American! How can we possibly<lb/>
listen to what those weird French<lb/>
people have to say?<lb/>
Yo. Don't let that fool Caleb<lb/>
sway you over to Communism.<lb/>
That guy is as smart as two rats<lb/>
screwing in a sweat sock. And that<lb/>
italian greyhound of his has a rain-<lb/>
bow of diseases. Communism is<lb/>
bad. Believe me. Out.<lb/>
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their own minors under the direction of their major advisor.<lb/>
Students interested in the "Great Books" that have shaped our<lb/>
present cultures and civilizations can design a minor on this<lb/>
theme.<lb/>
Beginning in spring 2000, selected courses with an emphasis on<lb/>
the great works of literature, philosophy, history, science, social<lb/>
science ? every discipline ? will carry a special GB designation<lb/>
in the course catalog. For fall 1999, interested students should<lb/>
sign up for the first seminar, "An Introduction to the Great Books<lb/>
CLAS2000 p etnU ??Ht?i<lb/>
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Brochures are available listing the specific requirements, contacts,<lb/>
and courses that will regularly carry the GB designation when they<lb/>
are offered. The program in Great Books plans to have a web page<lb/>
up and running soon. In the meantime, send your e-mail or other<lb/>
address to Professor Rand Evans at rbevans@aol.com to keep<lb/>
informed of developments and courses to watch for.<lb/>
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among the studeni<lb/>
ECU are many stuc<lb/>
said this and meant<lb/>
these couples comn<lb/>
their schoolwork, b<lb/>
dealing with the pre<lb/>
married.<lb/>
Devotion to a sp<lb/>
to make time for<lb/>
everyone busy, bi<lb/>
pleasures of being<lb/>
weigh the negative<lb/>
The following th<lb/>
have unique situai<lb/>
similar challenges. 1<lb/>
a graduate student <lb/>
his degree, feels th:<lb/>
right decision to ge<lb/>
still in school.<lb/>
"I wouldn't trs<lb/>
world Bumpass sa<lb/>
According to<lb/>
appreciates the sec<lb/>
his wife Dora at hon<lb/>
in, and the financii<lb/>
his wife's job provi<lb/>
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degree.<lb/>
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TfclEaMCMMM<lb/>
Students speak out on<lb/>
hit thing called love<lb/>
Paul Reiser uses meek skills to<lb/>
A<lb/>
Erica Sikes<lb/>
staff writer<lb/>
h, the fabulous world of<lb/>
love. Is the dating pool a<lb/>
place to find a perfect<lb/>
mate or is it in serious need of<lb/>
some chlorine?<lb/>
To some, dating seriously while<lb/>
in college is a waste of good qual-<lb/>
ity youth. Others have found<lb/>
themselves capable of being<lb/>
completely happy in a relation-<lb/>
ship. Why do opinions on this<lb/>
one subject vary so<lb/>
tremendously?<lb/>
According to popular opinion,<lb/>
while you attend college, the<lb/>
general idea is to "have fun"<lb/>
which sometimes does not seem<lb/>
to include juggling a serious rela-<lb/>
tionship, classes and friends.<lb/>
With exposure to a variety of<lb/>
people in school there is occa-<lb/>
sionally an urge to experiment<lb/>
PHOTO COURTESY<lb/>
with different types of people and<lb/>
relationships.<lb/>
Some students have created a pes-<lb/>
simistic opinion towards the idea<lb/>
of dating and serious relation-<lb/>
ships. Their on the subject has<lb/>
originated from their bad luck in<lb/>
relationships while they have<lb/>
been attending college.<lb/>
When a room full of acquain-<lb/>
rjet the ladies in "Bye Bye Love"<lb/>
OF WORLD WIDE WES<lb/>
tances were asked their opinions<lb/>
on the subject, the topic of con-<lb/>
versation immediately cleared the<lb/>
room.<lb/>
"Having a relationship is very<lb/>
stressful said Sonya Long, a<lb/>
freshman.<lb/>
"Especially when the other per-<lb/>
son does not know what they<lb/>
While some students remain opti-<lb/>
mistic about finding that special<lb/>
someone, others seem to have<lb/>
given up completely.<lb/>
"If it's long-distance, quit it<lb/>
before it hurts said Brad<lb/>
Makepeace, sophomore.<lb/>
Makepeace also gives his advice<lb/>
to every man through this easy to<lb/>
remember phrase?"Bros before<lb/>
H o s . "<lb/>
This comment may be offensive<lb/>
to women, but women are just as<lb/>
quick to put down the male gen-<lb/>
der because of the stereotype that<lb/>
men "only want one thing<lb/>
"I believe that only about five<lb/>
percent of guys are looking for a<lb/>
one-night stand Makepeace said<lb/>
in defense of this stereotype.<lb/>
"When the woman lets the guy<lb/>
believe that she is not looking for<lb/>
Choice Pick-Up Lines<lb/>
1. "I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock<lb/>
2. "If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together<lb/>
3. "Let me check the tag on that shirt. I need to see if it says, 'Made in Heaven<lb/>
4. "Is your father a thief? I was wondering who stole the stars from the sky and<lb/>
put them in your eyes<lb/>
5. "Hey baby, it's my birthday. I'm the cake and you're the candles.<lb/>
Wanna party?"<lb/>
6. "I seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I have yours?<lb/>
7. "Someone call Heaven quick! Tell the Big Guy an angel is miss-<lb/>
ing<lb/>
8. "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a<lb/>
light switch away<lb/>
and dump<lb/>
The mysterious!<lb/>
lack of understand-<lb/>
ing between men<lb/>
and women also<lb/>
seems to be<lb/>
accredited toward<lb/>
the failure of rela<lb/>
tionships. This<lb/>
phenomenon is<lb/>
unexplainable and<lb/>
difficult to analyze,<lb/>
However, those<lb/>
who find them<lb/>
selves content in<lb/>
an ongoing, com'<lb/>
mitted relation-J<lb/>
ship all seem to<lb/>
agree on one<lb/>
thing?it takes<lb/>
work. Positive<lb/>
communication<lb/>
skills play a large!<lb/>
part in the success<lb/>
of a relationship. Ii<lb/>
you can't be open<lb/>
about what you<lb/>
want and what you<lb/>
expect from each<lb/>
other, then any<lb/>
effort towards the<lb/>
relationship is<lb/>
doomed to be in<lb/>
?. Dairy Queen<lb/>
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9. Putt-Putt<lb/>
10. Wal-Mart<lb/>
"Communication is the key to a<lb/>
healthy relationship said Adam<lb/>
Mason,<lb/>
freshman. "It is very hard to jug-<lb/>
gle my girlfriend, friends and<lb/>
classes.<lb/>
"It is very difficult to maintain a<lb/>
relationship while in college<lb/>
said Leah Flowers,<lb/>
unior. "But the<lb/>
motional rewards<lb/>
are worth the<lb/>
effort<lb/>
You just have to<lb/>
be able to manage<lb/>
your time wisely<lb/>
and communicate<lb/>
with your part-<lb/>
ner said senior<lb/>
Donnie Smith,<lb/>
who has been dat-<lb/>
ing his partner for<lb/>
six vears. "If you<lb/>
know what you<lb/>
expect from each<lb/>
other, then every-<lb/>
thing else will fall<lb/>
into place.<lb/>
As long as I could<lb/>
jmanage my time<lb/>
wisely between<lb/>
school and friends,<lb/>
I think it would be<lb/>
easy to be in a sen- j<lb/>
ous relationship,<lb/>
said Steve Dover,<lb/>
sophomore<lb/>
Whether you con-<lb/>
Isider love a dirty<lb/>
four-letter word or<lb/>
a state of complete and total bliss,<lb/>
it's something we all have the<lb/>
opportunity to fall into at some<lb/>
point in life.<lb/>
SEE DATING PAGE 8<lb/>
Students balance college<lb/>
experience with family life<lb/>
Couples speak out<lb/>
on married life<lb/>
Brooke Potts<lb/>
staff writer<lb/>
How many times have you said, "1<lb/>
think this could be the one<lb/>
Daily? Twice? Never? Often, we<lb/>
toss around phrases like this with-<lb/>
out them ever coming true. But<lb/>
among the student population at<lb/>
ECU are many students who have<lb/>
said this and meant it. Not only do<lb/>
these couples commit their time to<lb/>
their schoolwork, but also have to<lb/>
dealing with the pressures of being<lb/>
married.<lb/>
Devotion to a spouse and trying<lb/>
to make time for school keeps<lb/>
everyone busy, but overall the<lb/>
pleasures of being married out-<lb/>
weigh the negative aspects.<lb/>
The following three couples all<lb/>
have unique situations, but face<lb/>
similar challenges. Kelly Bumpass,<lb/>
a graduate student who is finishing<lb/>
his degree, feels that he made the<lb/>
right decision to get married while<lb/>
still in school.<lb/>
"I wouldn't trade it for the<lb/>
world Bumpass said.<lb/>
According to Bumpass, he<lb/>
appreciates the security of having<lb/>
his wife Dora at home when he gets<lb/>
in, and the financial security that<lb/>
his wife's job provides takes pres-<lb/>
sure off of him as he finishes his<lb/>
degree.<lb/>
He also realizes that there are<lb/>
some drawbacks to balancing his<lb/>
time.<lb/>
"Sometimes I can get over-<lb/>
whelmed with school and work,<lb/>
and then she feels neglected<lb/>
Bumpass said. "I basically have to<lb/>
slow down and try not to do too<lb/>
much<lb/>
He advises students who are<lb/>
thinking about getting married and<lb/>
going to school at the same time to<lb/>
carefully consider the additional<lb/>
responsibilities that married life<lb/>
will bring. Not only do you have to<lb/>
consider the impact of your deci-<lb/>
sions on your own lite, but on your<lb/>
spouse's as well.<lb/>
Unlike single ECU students, he<lb/>
has to think about the future not<lb/>
just in terms of school, but of long-<lb/>
JEFF ELLIS SPENDS TIME WITH FAMILY AFTER CLASS<lb/>
PHOTO BY NINA M. DRY<lb/>
range consequences.<lb/>
"You're living a life outside of<lb/>
school, at the same time that you<lb/>
are in school Bumpass said. "You<lb/>
have to get your priorities straight<lb/>
to make it work<lb/>
Other married students face<lb/>
similar situations. Junior Jeff Ellis<lb/>
and his wife Roberta have been<lb/>
married since August and have a<lb/>
baby girl. They also feel the pres-<lb/>
sures of balancing home and<lb/>
school.<lb/>
Roberta is glad they decided not<lb/>
to wait until they finished school.<lb/>
"When you love someone and<lb/>
are committed to them, you can<lb/>
work through anything she said.<lb/>
This way, they don't have to<lb/>
worry about finding time to see one<lb/>
another or have to experience the<lb/>
apprehension of being single and<lb/>
dating.<lb/>
One of the keys to their relation-<lb/>
ship is understanding and support.<lb/>
Jeff realizes the difficulties Roberta<lb/>
has in caring for the baby, and<lb/>
Roberta enrouraees him as he tries<lb/>
to finish school and support the<lb/>
family.<lb/>
Looking back, the decision to<lb/>
marry and start a family definitely<lb/>
caused a major change in Jeffs life.<lb/>
"I really had to grow up<lb/>
overnight he said.<lb/>
Jeff decided to put his family<lb/>
first, even if it meant putting<lb/>
school lower on his list of priorities.<lb/>
Even though sometimes it is diffi-<lb/>
cult, he doesn't give up.<lb/>
"It's definitely worth it Jeff<lb/>
said.<lb/>
Another couple, Don and<lb/>
Martina Froning, have to deal with<lb/>
a particularly unique situation.<lb/>
Don is a graduate student, while<lb/>
his wife still lives in Hawaii, where<lb/>
they met. They have been married<lb/>
for nearly two years, and Don has<lb/>
been going to school here in<lb/>
Greenville since the fall. Due to<lb/>
the separation, he is trying to finish<lb/>
school as quickly as possible and<lb/>
resume his life in Hawaii.<lb/>
"We had always planned for me<lb/>
to go away to school, but it still<lb/>
doesn't make the separation any<lb/>
easier Froning said.<lb/>
His wife, who works in Hawaii,<lb/>
only gets to see him about every<lb/>
two months.<lb/>
"It's been more of an adjust-<lb/>
ment for her he said. "I have to<lb/>
adjust to a new environment, but<lb/>
she has to get used to me not being<lb/>
around our home<lb/>
The couple is also trying to buy<lb/>
Students use campus<lb/>
as personal catwalk<lb/>
STUDENTS HANG AROUND THE WRIGHT PLACE SPOHTING THE LATEST STYLES OF FASHION<lb/>
PHOTO BY MIKE JACOBSEN<lb/>
Fashion plays essential<lb/>
role in everyday life<lb/>
SEE COUPLE PAGE 8<lb/>
Phillip Gilfls<lb/>
senior writer<lb/>
Ring! The alarm goes off just in<lb/>
time for you to get a shower and do<lb/>
some last minute cramjning for that<lb/>
big test. But what in the heck are<lb/>
you going to wear today?<lb/>
From T-shirts that have been<lb/>
laying on the floor for a week to<lb/>
tube tops combined with capri<lb/>
pants, on-campus fashion is diverse<lb/>
at ECU.<lb/>
"Some people don't even try<lb/>
said David Gutierrez, junior.<lb/>
"Mostly everyone just wears jeans.<lb/>
though I'm not one to say any-<lb/>
thing<lb/>
Sitting in front of the Student<lb/>
Store at 9:30 a.m one can make the<lb/>
sidewalk transform into a catwalk.<lb/>
Even though the temperature<lb/>
was 70 degrees, not many students<lb/>
were wearing shorts. Most people<lb/>
were sporting either jeans or<lb/>
khakis, but that is where the simi-<lb/>
larity ended.<lb/>
"I see some people wearing real<lb/>
baggy clothes and others with<lb/>
clothes that are too tight said<lb/>
Lindsey Cranston, sophomore.<lb/>
"And some people look like they<lb/>
just rolled out of bed<lb/>
Since students were out for<lb/>
morning classes, there tended to be<lb/>
a more conservative style present.<lb/>
One man followed the standard<lb/>
style by wearing a Polo shirt, jeans<lb/>
and boots, following the standard<lb/>
style.<lb/>
"A lot of people go for the prep-<lb/>
py, good-looking look Gutierrez<lb/>
said.<lb/>
It appeared that most men just<lb/>
vary themselves on the basic<lb/>
theme. One male walking to class<lb/>
was wearing baggy jeans, a baseball<lb/>
cap, gold chain, black T-shirt and a<lb/>
football jersey, while another had<lb/>
on khaki pants, a T-shirt, fleece<lb/>
pullover and sunglasses. Sunglasses<lb/>
appear to be the most common<lb/>
accessory for hot weather.<lb/>
"I don't think people try on reg-<lb/>
istration days. Most people just<lb/>
dress up on certain days. Of course,<lb/>
people just go for comfort said<lb/>
Megan Tathie, junior.<lb/>
There also appears to be a dress-<lb/>
down trend on Fridays, possibly<lb/>
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GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colo.<lb/>
(AP)?A District Court judge<lb/>
rejected claims from a New Castle<lb/>
man that God provided him with a<lb/>
plastic jug of cash and advised the<lb/>
man he was being charged with<lb/>
burglary and theft<lb/>
Ubaldo Madrid Rodriguez, 31,<lb/>
was arrested after he tried to cash<lb/>
$400 in U.S. Savings Bonds at an<lb/>
Alpine Bank branch on Tuesday.<lb/>
The bonds were issued to<lb/>
Richard Luetke, also of New<lb/>
Casde.<lb/>
Luetke said he put the money<lb/>
in a jug and kept it on the head-<lb/>
board of a bed in his apartment<lb/>
Rodriguez told police he was<lb/>
desperate for money for rent and<lb/>
was "praying to God for help<lb/>
police said.<lb/>
He said he heard someone run-<lb/>
ning and saw someone fleeing,<lb/>
then saw the plastic jug sitting in<lb/>
front of Luetke's door.<lb/>
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Gene Fehr were surprised and<lb/>
pleased when police told them<lb/>
their stolen van had been found?<lb/>
finally.<lb/>
The red Volkswagen microbus<lb/>
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ECU's cheerlcading squad is<lb/>
currently putting the finishing<lb/>
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ready for to travel to Daytona,<lb/>
Florida to compete in the National<lb/>
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This tournament is a five day<lb/>
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The top ten teams sur-<lb/>
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the competition is held<lb/>
outside where the these<lb/>
ten teams try their best<lb/>
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Louisville, Florida<lb/>
State, Georgia Tech<lb/>
Texas and Purdue.<lb/>
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onship are rewarded with a day of<lb/>
fun on the beach. Here the com-<lb/>
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with the other schools and playing<lb/>
the sand demonstrating some of<lb/>
the moves and stunts they showed<lb/>
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relaxed atmosphere.<lb/>
Day five will be another day of<lb/>
travel for the Pirate cheering squad<lb/>
when they embark homeward,<lb/>
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Sophomore, Courtney White<lb/>
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and tumbling. Not only must the<lb/>
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The Pirate cheerleaders are<lb/>
coached by Paula Corbet who won<lb/>
a national championship at the<lb/>
University of Richmond. The<lb/>
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great leader.<lb/>
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will have a taped delayed airing on<lb/>
ESPN, so support the ECU cheer-<lb/>
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ECU Cheerleaders perform during the season.<lb/>
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No. 24 Pirates take<lb/>
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1,367 fans packed the bleachers and even more<lb/>
lined the outfield fence and filled the outfield<lb/>
bleachers of I larrington Field last Tuesday night<lb/>
to see the No. 24 in the nation ECU baseball<lb/>
team (2S-5) defeat No. 23 Wake Forest (19-7).<lb/>
For those who missed out it was yet another<lb/>
Pirate baseball nail-biting victory as<lb/>
ECU took the 11-8 win.<lb/>
In the bottom of the eighth inning<lb/>
with the score tied and 1,300 fans won-<lb/>
dering just what the Pirates were going<lb/>
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and two outs Salargo sent the game<lb/>
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"A home run is always good but I honestly<lb/>
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Men's 4x1500<lb/>
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The Pirates protect their national ranking against Wake Forest<lb/>
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Molinari who had reached third on a lead off<lb/>
triple. The Pirates then added three more<lb/>
runs in the second inning when Jason Howard<lb/>
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scored Howard on a sacrifice RBI. WFU<lb/>
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The ECU's men's and women's track<lb/>
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The meet consisted of about 117<lb/>
university and club teams. These<lb/>
teams brought with them about<lb/>
4,000 athletes to compete.<lb/>
The Pirate women ended up with<lb/>
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particular, had a commendable per-<lb/>
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feet.<lb/>
"That is one of the top throws in<lb/>
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Clayton did not stop there. She<lb/>
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put, posting a throw of 46 feet as well<lb/>
as an eleventh place finish in the dis-<lb/>
cus toss.<lb/>
The Lady Pirates' Toni Kiltor<lb/>
placed in the triple jump. Rasheca<lb/>
Barrow posted a score well enough to<lb/>
give her a seventh place finish in the<lb/>
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Colleges must now<lb/>
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Leatrice Shaw and Tae Kwan<lb/>
were seniors at Simon Grantz High<lb/>
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Shaw and Kwan had grade-point<lb/>
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and finished in the top ten percent<lb/>
of their class, but each failed to<lb/>
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which has led to the attack against<lb/>
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MF ROOMMATE needed to share<lb/>
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neighborhood. Call 321-7723. leave<lb/>
message.<lb/>
MF ROOMMATE needed to shara<lb/>
2 BR, 2 bath duplex near campus.<lb/>
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smoking or pets. Call Megan, 767-<lb/>
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ter.<lb/>
MALE ROOMMATE- Beginning Fall<lb/>
1999; free roomboard. Good loca-<lb/>
tion ? ECU bus available. 321-1848<lb/>
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FEMALE ROOMMATE needed in<lb/>
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month includes water, sewer. Nice<lb/>
neighborhood. Call Brandy. 661-<lb/>
7860.<lb/>
ROOMMATE NEEDED for May. Du-<lb/>
plex near campus with fenced yard.<lb/>
Nonsmoker. must like animals. $200<lb/>
month. $200 deposit and half bills.<lb/>
Call Bryan. H768-7626, W763-6465.<lb/>
ROOMMATE WANTED April<lb/>
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CDS. $800. Call 768-9640 and leave<lb/>
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ing home. 252-638-6617<lb/>
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7987 for more info.<lb/>
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nearby). During school vaca-<lb/>
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ly. For Interview, call 768-2737.<lb/>
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EXOTIC DANCERS $100041600<lb/>
weekly, no experience needed. 919-<lb/>
660-7084. Sid's Showgirls, Gold-<lb/>
sboro.<lb/>
WANTED: PAYING $6.60 an hour<lb/>
plus bonuses for qualified tetemar-<lb/>
keters. No Friday or Saturday work.<lb/>
Hours: 6:30-9 p.m. Monday-Thurs-<lb/>
day. 4:30-8 p.m. Sunday. Apply in<lb/>
person between 5-6 p.m. at Energy<lb/>
Savers Windows 8 Siding, Inc<lb/>
1806 Dickinson Ave Greenville, at<lb/>
the side door.<lb/>
UTTLE CAESAR'S Pizza is looking<lb/>
for Assistant Managers. Call 767-<lb/>
1212, ask for William, to set up an<lb/>
appointment.<lb/>
NEEDED. CYPRESS Glen Retire-<lb/>
ment Community. 11:00a.m1:30<lb/>
p.m. Flexible work schedule. Contact<lb/>
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formation.<lb/>
NEEDED: SOFTBALL officials for<lb/>
Greenville Recreation 8 Parks De-<lb/>
partment Adult Spring Softball<lb/>
League. Clinics will be held to train<lb/>
new and experienced officials. How-<lb/>
ever, a basic knowledge and under-<lb/>
standing of tha game is necessary. A<lb/>
training meeting will be held Wed-<lb/>
nesday, March 31 at 7:30 p.m. Soft-<lb/>
ball season will run from May thru<lb/>
August. For more information,<lb/>
please call 328-4550 after 2 p.m.<lb/>
NEED SUMMER help at Hatteras<lb/>
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PERSONALS<lb/>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Chrisl I love<lb/>
you, Sophie<lb/>
THE CARD Pott Report 320 With<lb/>
Inn. With exploring the status of the<lb/>
forum' at ECU, UNC. 8 NCSU 8<lb/>
finding a crisis within a crisis with-<lb/>
in a crisis 8 to gain insight to the<lb/>
crisis of 'higher education have be-<lb/>
gun to explore the status of debate<lb/>
teamsclubs in N.C. Public Educa-<lb/>
tion's 'high schools Findings of<lb/>
their existence thus far have been a<lb/>
rare exception rather than the rule.<lb/>
That indoctrination is replacing edu-<lb/>
cation in N.C creates the reality of<lb/>
high tech low ethics (pacemakers<lb/>
in place of peace makers), history<lb/>
books getting thinner rather than<lb/>
thicker 8 fighting wars we know<lb/>
not what for. Kosorol Prosper n Live<lb/>
Long, Tom Drew, PO Box 687. Gold-<lb/>
sboro, NC 27533. P.S. Chancellor of<lb/>
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closed hearing to address 'appeal' of<lb/>
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be available for public.<lb/>
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Summer Camp<lb/>
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PHI KAPPA fau. we had a great<lb/>
time Saturday night and meeting the<lb/>
Phi Tau's from State. Love, the sis-<lb/>
ters of Chi Omega<lb/>
DELTA ZETA would like to thank<lb/>
everyone who attended our annual<lb/>
Sexy Boxer Contest. Thanka for mak-<lb/>
ing it a successl<lb/>
THANKS TO everyone that came<lb/>
out to the grabe-date on Saturday. It<lb/>
was truly a "Blast from the Past<lb/>
Love, the sisters and new members<lb/>
of Pi Delta<lb/>
THANK YOU, Delta Chi pledges for<lb/>
helping us in our yard on Sunday.<lb/>
We love you guysl Love, Alpha Delta<lb/>
Pi<lb/>
SIGMA PHI Epsilon, once again,<lb/>
you guys showed us an unbelievable<lb/>
time. Thanks for the blast from the<lb/>
past. Can't wait till next year. Love,<lb/>
Chi Omega<lb/>
CONGRATULATIONS TO Jodi Mc-<lb/>
Kenna on your engagement to<lb/>
Shawn. We are so happy for you!<lb/>
Love, your Delta Zeta sitters<lb/>
THANKS TO everyone who came to<lb/>
Alpha Delta Pi's Lemonade Social on<lb/>
Wednesday.<lb/>
PI KAPPA Phi. thank you for the so-<lb/>
cial Thursday night. We had a great<lb/>
time as always. Let's do it again<lb/>
soon. Love, the sitters of Chi Omega<lb/>
CONGRATULATIONS CHRISTINA<lb/>
Alexander on being accepted into<lb/>
the Misher program. Love, your Al-<lb/>
pha Delta Pi sisters<lb/>
LAMBDA CHI Alpha, we had a<lb/>
great time at the dinner social the<lb/>
other week. Love, Alpha Delta Pi<lb/>
CAREY C. and Jen H We wish you<lb/>
luck in grad school. We're so proud<lb/>
of you. Love, your Chi Omega sisters<lb/>
CONGRATULATIONS VANESSA<lb/>
M. and Lisa P. for being accepted<lb/>
into OT school. Your hard work paid<lb/>
off) Love, your Chi Omega sisters<lb/>
TAU KAPPA Epsilon, thanks for the<lb/>
great toga social on Friday! We had<lb/>
a blast as usual. We love you guysl<lb/>
Love, the sisters and new members<lb/>
of Pi Delta<lb/>
TO THE fabulous women of Alpha<lb/>
Delta Pi, thanks for another terrific<lb/>
social. We always have the best<lb/>
times with you girls. Love, the broth-<lb/>
ers of Delta Chi<lb/>
ALPHA DELTA Pi would like to con-<lb/>
gratulate Michelle Gottschalk of Al-<lb/>
pha Omicron Pi for being elected<lb/>
North Carolina's area coordinator for<lb/>
the Southeastern Panhellenic Con-<lb/>
ference.<lb/>
GREAT JOB in your cheerleading<lb/>
competition. Ginger. You were awe-<lb/>
some. Love, your Chi Omega sisters<lb/>
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CHOOSING A Major or a Career<lb/>
Workshop: 3:30-6PM. The Center for<lb/>
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ment ia offering this workshop on<lb/>
Thursday, April 1 and April 8. If you<lb/>
are interested in this program, con-<lb/>
tact the center at 328-6661.<lb/>
FREE TAX services to students and<lb/>
members of the ECU community.<lb/>
Standard tax forms only (1040A,<lb/>
1040EZ). Dates of services: Mar. 25,<lb/>
April 1, April 7, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Gen-<lb/>
eral Classroom Building room 3012<lb/>
OMEGA PSI Phi Interest Survey.<lb/>
Persons interested in attending an<lb/>
interest meeting for Omega Psi Phi<lb/>
Fraternity, Inc. should go by the<lb/>
Dean of Students office and com-<lb/>
plete a questionnaire. (Sign-upRe-<lb/>
lease Form) Questionnaires will be<lb/>
accepted to April 16. 1999. If<lb/>
enough interest is shown, the Intake<lb/>
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Ebron, Jr Area Intake Team Chair<lb/>
Work Outdoors !<lb/>
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ACADEMIC MOTIVATION: 11a.m<lb/>
12:00 noon. The Center for Counsel-<lb/>
ing and Student Development is of-<lb/>
fering this workshop on Thursday.<lb/>
April 1. If you are interested in this<lb/>
workshop, please contact the Canter<lb/>
at 328-6661.<lb/>
LIFEGUARD TRAINING- 2 weeks<lb/>
of classes, full Red Cross Certifica-<lb/>
tion. Mutt attend all sessions. Cost<lb/>
$110 for studentsmembers. Reg-<lb/>
ister before April 8 at SRC.<lb/>
NEWMAN CATHOLIC Student<lb/>
Canter wishes to announce the fol-<lb/>
lowing Holy Week and Easter Servic-<lb/>
es. Holy Thursday Services (April 1 y<lb/>
8 a.m Holy Thursday Mass at the<lb/>
Newman Center 7:30 p.m Holy<lb/>
Thursday Mass at St. Peter's Church.<lb/>
Good Friday Services (April 2:<lb/>
12:1&amp;Outdoor Stations of the Cross<lb/>
at St. Peter's, 7:30 p.mGood Friday<lb/>
Liturgy and Communion Service at<lb/>
St. Peter's. Saturday Easter Vigil<lb/>
Service (April 3): 8 p.m. at St. Pet-<lb/>
er's. Easter Sunday Masses (April 4):<lb/>
11:30 a.m. and 8:30 p.m. at the<lb/>
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(at the foot of College Hill Drive). (St.<lb/>
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Street). For further information,<lb/>
please call Fr. Paul Vaeth at 757-<lb/>
1991.<lb/>
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RECERTIFICATION FOR LIFE-<lb/>
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tact the main desk at 328-6387 for<lb/>
details?<lb/>
TEST PREPARATION: 11 a.m<lb/>
12noon.The Center for Counseling<lb/>
and Studant Development is offering<lb/>
this workshop on Tuesday, April 6. If<lb/>
you are interested in this workshop,<lb/>
please contact tha Center at 328-<lb/>
6661.<lb/>
ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING:<lb/>
11a.m-12noon.The Center for Coun-<lb/>
seling and Student Development is<lb/>
offering this workshop on Tuesday.<lb/>
APRIL 6. If you are interested in this<lb/>
workshop, please contact the Center<lb/>
at 328-6661.<lb/>
SADD MET Wed March 31 at<lb/>
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the meeting, please contact Doug at<lb/>
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NOTE TAKING: 3:30 p.m The Cen-<lb/>
ter for Counseling and Student De-<lb/>
velopment is offering this workshop<lb/>
on Monday. April 6. If you are inter-<lb/>
ested in this program, please contact<lb/>
the Center at 328-6661.<lb/>
ACADEMIC MOTIVATION: 11a.m<lb/>
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An astounded crowd of students and faculty crammed into<lb/>
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After weeks of deliberation, ECU made a bold leap into the 20th<lb/>
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ticketed students, teachers and journalists.<lb/>
"Ice Cream the first picture-show ever to be shown on campus,<lb/>
is a short film about a small girl licking an ice-cream cone. Since<lb/>
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for the weekly Hendrix Theater variety show, added a comical<lb/>
musical score to the ten-minute film, much to the audience's<lb/>
delight.<lb/>
"Oh, its just super gushed Sue-Ann Brown, junior elementary<lb/>
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1999, we'd get to see real moving pictures, close-up, just like they<lb/>
do in New York? I bet State won't catch up "till 2005<lb/>
Audience members laughed when the film's heroine, "Baby Betty<lb/>
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borhood dogs.<lb/>
"It was so real, I could almost hear them barking said Robert<lb/>
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about those other "Hollywood"<lb/>
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could use a good meaningless laugh<lb/>
now and then. And that is exactly<lb/>
what the movie provides: meaning-<lb/>
This irreverent saga is about a<lb/>
lowiy UHF station trying to survive<lb/>
in the cutthroat world of basic tele-<lb/>
vision. 1 know, 1 know, but trust me,<lb/>
its a great film. The cast is headed<lb/>
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who plays the stations daydreaming<lb/>
nincompoop of a manager, George<lb/>
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A man with an overactive imagina-<lb/>
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ratings are finally boosted by<lb/>
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Like a bat out of Hell's smoky<lb/>
depths, radical metal ensemble<lb/>
Wulfgang comes screaming out of<lb/>
Concord, North tarolina with a<lb/>
release pumped to the roof with<lb/>
head-slarmnin fcather-wearin' rock<lb/>
and roll<lb/>
Love AM Easy is bursting with<lb/>
melancholy ballads and heavy riffs,<lb/>
and the talent these guys possess<lb/>
can't be denied.<lb/>
I'm scratching my head, wondering<lb/>
why this musically superior group<lb/>
hasn't garnered a major recording<lb/>
deal. With such songs as"Rock My<lb/>
Workflow Gone Badand"Back<lb/>
in the Saddle Wulfgang boldly<lb/>
Umtolhss<lb/>
daims the right to be chased by<lb/>
hordes of t-shirt clad women in tight<lb/>
jeans, but they're still playing the<lb/>
small-time label game.<lb/>
These lyrics are incredible. Jimmy<lb/>
Lee Price's husky, slightly nasal wail<lb/>
cuts through my heart like a knife<lb/>
with his primal "Hoooooo, whoa,<lb/>
yeah-yeah<lb/>
I nearly cried when I really listened<lb/>
to the lyrics of "The Indian Song<lb/>
whose plaintive refrain of "Hey-hi-<lb/>
W-hey-hi-hi-hey-ru-W-yowww<lb/>
tugged at my heart<lb/>
Unfortwiatcfy Wulfgang will never<lb/>
get the respect they deserve, since<lb/>
this giourd-breaking album arrived<lb/>
on the music scene about a decade<lb/>
too late to matter.<lb/>
Dont get me wrong; there's nothing<lb/>
hackneyed about their sound. No<lb/>
way do they sound like Whitcsnake<lb/>
or Def Leppaid Ifs just that today's<lb/>
market is already too flooded with<lb/>
big-haired, mega-talented 35-year-<lb/>
old men in hot pink bandannas.<lb/>
But one thing's for sure: if you only<lb/>
buy one album this year out of the<lb/>
$1 bin at CD ADey, the one full of<lb/>
CDs by non-famous people, make it<lb/>
this one. You won't regret it very<lb/>
much.<lb/>
Its Your Place<lb/>
ID Learn Some Manners<lb/>
APRIL 7 AT 5 P.M. IN MENDENHALL STUDENT<lb/>
CENTER, GREAT ROOM<lb/>
A repeat performance of the most popular workshop<lb/>
given by the Student Leadership Development<lb/>
Programs. Take advantage of the opportunity to<lb/>
leam table manners that will be expected of you in<lb/>
the working world. You must pie-register for this<lb/>
program by calling 328-4796. Space is limited<lb/>
To Hear Some Music<lb/>
APRIL 7 AT 8 P.M. AT FLETCHER OUTDOOR<lb/>
AMPHITHEATER<lb/>
There are five bands but only one opening gig for<lb/>
this year's Barefoot on the Mall. So on Wednesday,<lb/>
April 7 these bands are going head-to-head in The<lb/>
Battle of the Bands for the right to take the stage.<lb/>
Somebody has to lose, but it won't be youl You get<lb/>
to see all five bands for free.<lb/>
Tb Catch A Free FllcH<lb/>
APRIL 8-10 AT 8 P.M. AND APRIL 11 AT 3 P.M.<lb/>
IN HENDRIX THEATRE.<lb/>
Ringmaster (R) Incest, adultery and love triangles<lb/>
may be taboo to some, but its all in a day's work for<lb/>
the producers of the Springer Show. Well, these<lb/>
same guys decided to leave the tame world of TV<lb/>
and make a full-length movie that holds no punches<lb/>
- literally! You and a guest get in free when you pre-<lb/>
sent your valid ECU One Card.<lb/>
MSC Hours: MonThurs, 8 a.mll p.m Fri 8 i.mMidnight; Sat Noon-Midnight; Sun 1-11 p.m.<lb/>
lb Shoot Some Pool<lb/>
Whether you need to unwind from a stressful week<lb/>
or your competitive juices are flowing, the billiards<lb/>
room in the Pirate Underground will do the job. Just<lb/>
bring your valid ECU One Card and a little money to<lb/>
be set up with balls and a table.<lb/>
To Get Some Worn Done<lb/>
Did Spring Break go by a little faster than you<lb/>
planned? Well, don't panic. Make up for lost time<lb/>
in the Mendenhall Student Center Computer Lab,<lb/>
located on the ground floor. We've got Pentium-<lb/>
based computers. Power Macs, color and laser print-<lb/>
ers, a scanner and various software programs to sat-<lb/>
isfy your homework needs.<lb/>
7b Knoch Em Down<lb/>
Give your Monday a boost<lb/>
from 1:00 - 6:00 p.m. with<lb/>
50 cent bowling (shoe<lb/>
rental included). Turn<lb/>
Wednesdays and Fridays<lb/>
into discount days by rolling<lb/>
10 frames for just $1 (shoe<lb/>
rental included) between 1:006:00 p.m. at the<lb/>
Outer Limitz Bowling Alley in Mendenhall Student<lb/>
Center's basement<lb/>
2 Thursday,April 1999<lb/>
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Australians Steve Irwin makes<lb/>
campus safety check<lb/>
Ryan "Jungle Boy" Kennemur<lb/>
Senior Writer<lb/>
As you may or may not know, our<lb/>
campus was recently visited by an<lb/>
Australian celebrity. Yes, the mighty<lb/>
Steve Irwin, also known as the<lb/>
Crocodile Hunter, took time out of<lb/>
his busy schedule of chasing the<lb/>
fiercest creatures the world has to<lb/>
offer to team up with the school's<lb/>
ecology department and identify the<lb/>
deadly creatures living on campus. I<lb/>
had the chancc.no, the blessing of<lb/>
interviewing him as he toured our<lb/>
campus. Here is how it went, word<lb/>
for word<lb/>
Ryan Kennemur Howdy there.croc-<lb/>
odileman! h is great to meet you.<lb/>
Croc Hunter And a pleasure to meet<lb/>
you, pally!<lb/>
RK: I understand you are checking<lb/>
out the campus to make students<lb/>
and staff aware of the deadly ani-<lb/>
mals that live-<lb/>
CH: (pointing to Fountainhead<lb/>
Assistant Editor Caleb Rose who is<lb/>
standing behind me listening) Great<lb/>
Flaming Wallabies! Do you realize<lb/>
what that is?<lb/>
RK: Ummyes. That is my friend<lb/>
Caleb.<lb/>
CH: (tackling him to the ground)<lb/>
Did you know that your friend here<lb/>
is a giant walking snake from Hell?<lb/>
RK: Ofcourseldid. But don't<lb/>
worryhe,s toothless, so he won't<lb/>
hurt anybody.<lb/>
CH: (standing up) Oh. Sorry UT<lb/>
bugger.<lb/>
RK: (seeing that Caleb is uncon-<lb/>
scious with a massive head wound)<lb/>
Oh, I'm sure he's fine. Lefs took<lb/>
around (Walking towards<lb/>
Mendenhall) See anything interest-<lb/>
ing?<lb/>
CH: Notmuch yet, mate. I'm really<lb/>
not expecting to see much- Sweet<lb/>
Blimey Roosterheads! Its a rare<lb/>
shew loving squirrel! C'mon,<lb/>
mate Jefs get a better look! Yesss!<lb/>
See how he's copulating with me<lb/>
shoe? Ahhh, he loves it!<lb/>
RK: (as the squirrel attempts to<lb/>
make love to MY shoeagain) Yes, I<lb/>
have heard of this happening before.<lb/>
I see that he prefers Adidas.<lb/>
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to be little something rightthere,<lb/>
(he grabs something from the collar<lb/>
on my shirt and quickly eats it.)<lb/>
RK: What the hell was that?<lb/>
CH: Nothing, mate, nothing I have<lb/>
to be moving along now. My<lb/>
Crocodile Sense is telling me that<lb/>
someone is in danger of being eaten<lb/>
somewhere down under, and I must<lb/>
put a stop to it! Besides, I'm getting<lb/>
hungry. Mmmm-Hmmm! Croc for<lb/>
dinner, yum yum!<lb/>
RK: You won't be able to make it to<lb/>
Australia in time!<lb/>
CH: (dropping to his knees and eat-<lb/>
ing handfuls of dirt) Shows how<lb/>
much you know, mate. lean eat my<lb/>
way through the earth and get there<lb/>
in ten minutes!<lb/>
RK: Good enough! Good luck!<lb/>
CH: You too, my little dingo friend!<lb/>
Oh, watch out for that gargantuan<lb/>
duck-billed platypus with rabies<lb/>
behind youhe looks (CHOMP)<lb/>
Oh well. Unlucky bastard.<lb/>
Hendrix. continued from page 1<lb/>
audience response was so high, the<lb/>
Mendenhall staff had no choice but to<lb/>
show"Ice Cream" a second time.<lb/>
Mendenhall marketing director Arthur<lb/>
Dent couldn't be happier about ECU'S<lb/>
new craze, and can't wait to begin<lb/>
showing weekly films.<lb/>
"We've got big plans for Hendrix<lb/>
Theaterf he said"WeTl move the vari-<lb/>
ety show to the amphitheatei so that<lb/>
we can transform Hendrix into a<lb/>
space-age viewing facility for students<lb/>
and faculty alike<lb/>
Dent cited such upgrades as a new<lb/>
450-horn pipe organ, large screen and<lb/>
orchestra pit<lb/>
Further plans to propel ECU into the<lb/>
1900s include a sandwich shop, for<lb/>
students who are too busy to consume<lb/>
bowls of gruel, and spaces in which<lb/>
students may park their motor-cars.<lb/>
Movie Review<lb/>
EDtv at the center of<lb/>
telescreen conspiracy<lb/>
Hw in yowtail, AiiMctlTtacmwi warning<lb/>
Caleb Rose<lb/>
Assistant Fountainhead Editor<lb/>
"EDtv"<lb/>
Aww right, aww right, aww right<lb/>
Matthew McConaughey has been<lb/>
aptly chosen to have his life video-<lb/>
taped and have it aired over America<lb/>
with his consent. Sounds somewhat<lb/>
similar to that im Carey movie that<lb/>
was out recently. You knowAce<lb/>
Ventura: Pet Detective" (Carey plays<lb/>
an idiot who travels to Aspen to<lb/>
search for a woman in order to<lb/>
return her suitcase). rfo,maybethat<lb/>
was some other flick.<lb/>
Well, Ed Pekumy is a thirty-some-<lb/>
thing nowhere-man video clerk who<lb/>
is chosen to be the subject in a radi-<lb/>
cal television event: following some-<lb/>
one and monitoring their life 24<lb/>
hours a day. The television network,<lb/>
"True TV, headed by Cynthia<lb/>
Topping (Ellen Degeneres), is declin-<lb/>
ing in ratings and she feels that this<lb/>
will help bring them back up to par.<lb/>
Since America is so great and fab,<lb/>
they fall in love with Ed because he<lb/>
falls in love with his brother Ray's<lb/>
(Woody Harrkson) girlfriend (Jenna<lb/>
Elfman). To add that twist, as all<lb/>
? movies do, Ed's estranged father<lb/>
(Dennis Hopper) returns to cause<lb/>
conflict between everyone, resulting<lb/>
in the end of Ed's fifteen minutes of<lb/>
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Cats Cradle<lb/>
Presents at the Ritz<lb/>
-The Goo Goo<lb/>
Dolls with the New<lb/>
Radicals<lb/>
The Cellar-Karaoke<lb/>
9:00-close<lb/>
Chef's 505-Arvid<lb/>
Ray Munson<lb/>
Peasant's Cafe-<lb/>
Sports PadSplash-<lb/>
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Records (Phoenix<lb/>
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Beef Barn-Cynthia<lb/>
White<lb/>
Cat's Cradle-<lb/>
Andrew Bird's Bowl<lb/>
of Fire<lb/>
Cellar-Karaoke<lb/>
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Chefs 505-Arvid<lb/>
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Sensations<lb/>
Hard Times-<lb/>
Southbound<lb/>
Son II Studio-Line<lb/>
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Southern Nites<lb/>
Nightdub-Sidekick<lb/>
Sports PadSplash-<lb/>
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Southern Nites<lb/>
Nightdub-Sidekick<lb/>
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April 3<lb/>
TheAttic-Techno<lb/>
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Big Jake's Bar-<lb/>
Karaoke and open<lb/>
mic<lb/>
Cat's Cradle-Reggae<lb/>
Sunsplash<lb/>
Cellar-Karaoke<lb/>
9:00-close<lb/>
Chefs 505-Arvid<lb/>
Ray Munson<lb/>
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Southbound<lb/>
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A Matter of Taste-<lb/>
Live Blues<lb/>
Boli's-B.D.C.<lb/>
Mendenhall Movie-<lb/>
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Peasant's Cafe-<lb/>
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Hard Times<lb/>
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Freak Out<lb/>
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"Battle of the<lb/>
Bands featuring<lb/>
Mandorico<lb/>
Courtyard Tavern-<lb/>
St. Patrick's Day<lb/>
special: Scott<lb/>
Mueller<lb/>
Hard Times-<lb/>
Shaggin' mix at 6<lb/>
w Steve Hardy's<lb/>
Original Beach<lb/>
Party featuring<lb/>
Holiday Band<lb/>
Mendenhall<lb/>
Movie-Home<lb/>
Fries<lb/>
Peasants Cafe-<lb/>
Freak Out<lb/>
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Backdoor<lb/>
Greenville, NC 752-7049<lb/>
The Beef Barn<lb/>
Greenville, NC 756-1161<lb/>
Big Jake's Bar<lb/>
Williamston.NC 799-0022<lb/>
BW-3<lb/>
Greenville, NC 758-9191<lb/>
Cat's Cradle<lb/>
Carrboro, NC<lb/>
(252)967-9053<lb/>
The Cellar<lb/>
Greenville, NC 7524668<lb/>
Chef's 505<lb/>
Greenville, NC 355-7505<lb/>
The Corner<lb/>
Greenville, NC 329-8050<lb/>
The Courtyard Tavern<lb/>
Greenville, NC 321-0202<lb/>
Deadwood<lb/>
Greenville, NC 792-8938<lb/>
TheElbo<lb/>
Greenville, NC 758-4591<lb/>
Hard Times<lb/>
Greenville, NC 758-9922<lb/>
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328-6004<lb/>
Pantana Bob's<lb/>
Greenville, NC 757-3778<lb/>
Peasant's Cafe<lb/>
Greenville, NC 752-5855<lb/>
Sports PadSplash<lb/>
Greenville, NC 757-3658<lb/>
Son II Studio<lb/>
Greenville, NC 830-5279<lb/>
Southern Nites Nightclub<lb/>
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Goo Goo Dolls<lb/>
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sappy songs, you know the one in<lb/>
particular: "I wanna get married and<lb/>
slip awayT Mushy as it may be, the<lb/>
songwriting craft of the Goo Goo<lb/>
Dolls is superb and after many years<lb/>
in the business they are finally get-<lb/>
ting some recognition.<lb/>
What to expect Three mugs clad in<lb/>
some articles of leather with giant-<lb/>
like hair and painted fingernails. A<lb/>
rocking show. Hang around and<lb/>
meet the band should you go;<lb/>
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A Public Restroom Near You<lb/>
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presents the finest musicians on this<lb/>
side of Tar River delivering their<lb/>
brigade of all 2-acoustic guitars in a<lb/>
flourish of tunage right here in<lb/>
Greenville.<lb/>
What to expect Have you ever heard<lb/>
the Ryan Dogg Rap over a Spanish-<lb/>
style guitar riff with a bit of har-<lb/>
monica here and there? Until you do,<lb/>
you have not lived life to the fullest.<lb/>
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them can sing. April Fools!<lb/>
weekly top hits<lb/>
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15. Michael Jackson<lb/>
"Bad"<lb/>
14. Kenny Rodgers<lb/>
"The Gambler"<lb/>
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12.NewKidsonthe<lb/>
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Holograms<lb/>
"Jem is Truly<lb/>
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8. Kenny G.<lb/>
"That one song we all<lb/>
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Chipmunks<lb/>
"We're the Chipmunks"<lb/>
6. Hootieandthe<lb/>
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4. Dead or Alive<lb/>
"You Spin Me Right<lb/>
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Dog enjoys $70,000 a year<lb/>
RALEIGH (AP) Once a homeless<lb/>
mutt, Rowdy is living anything but a<lb/>
dogs life these days in his air-condi-<lb/>
tioned doghouse in north Raleigh. His<lb/>
late millionaire owner's largesse pays<lb/>
about $70,000 a year for his care.<lb/>
Twenty miks away in Clayton, animal<lb/>
shelter manager Melinda Barefoot<lb/>
can't wait for the pampered 15-year-<lb/>
old to finally gnaw his last chew bone.<lb/>
Under Charles Caldwell's will, her<lb/>
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to<lb/>
Animals shelter stands to get a share<lb/>
of his estatebut not before Rowdy<lb/>
rests in peace.<lb/>
Meanwhile, the shelter is in dire<lb/>
straits. It has $856 in the bank and<lb/>
more than 150 abandoned animals<lb/>
sharing cages. Dozens of animals are<lb/>
put to sleep every month because<lb/>
Barefoot cannot afford to keep them.<lb/>
Barefoot works at the shelter seven<lb/>
days a week, despite rheumatoid<lb/>
arthritis and lupus.<lb/>
Caldwell took Rowdy in during the<lb/>
1980s. He died four years ago at age<lb/>
92. Rowdy, however, still is going<lb/>
strong, although he has a touch of<lb/>
arthritis in his hind legs.<lb/>
Rowdy lives behind the home of<lb/>
Caldwell's long-time companion,<lb/>
Lillian Smith, and wants for nothing,<lb/>
including a daily dog-sitter visit.<lb/>
"I know this is not what Mr. Caldwell<lb/>
would have wanted said Barefoot,<lb/>
who started the shelter from her own<lb/>
back yard in 1982. She built it with<lb/>
financial help from Caldwell, who also<lb/>
sent the shelter $1,000 a month for<lb/>
expenses.<lb/>
"Mr. Caldwell loved all stray dogs she<lb/>
said. "He promised us we would be<lb/>
taken care of<lb/>
Recently the estate's attorney, David<lb/>
Cockman of Morehead City, began<lb/>
sending the shelter $1,000 a month<lb/>
from his own legal tees and promised<lb/>
to continue the payments for the next<lb/>
30 months.<lb/>
The money helps, but it is not enough,<lb/>
and when space runs short, Barefoot is<lb/>
the one who must euthanize shelter<lb/>
animals.<lb/>
"Some nights 1 go home, and I try to<lb/>
sleep, and all lean think about are<lb/>
their faces she said.<lb/>
Caldwell, who made a fortune in real<lb/>
estate, left a $2.3 million estate when<lb/>
Sheep make great pets<lb/>
NEW YORK (AP) During his 13 years<lb/>
driving a bus in the heart of New York<lb/>
City, Jose Cruz said he had seen a<lb/>
llama, a potbellied pig, a parrot and<lb/>
plenty of dogs and cats. But Thursday<lb/>
was the first time he spotted sheep.<lb/>
As he drove across 42nd Street during<lb/>
the morning rush hour, traffic forced<lb/>
him to stop alongside the New York<lb/>
Public Library, where he noticed a<lb/>
well-dressed man and woman<lb/>
strolling along the sidewalk with two<lb/>
fuzzy white adult sheep on leashes.<lb/>
"If you look to your right, you'll see a<lb/>
couple walking their sheep, Cruz told<lb/>
passengers through the public address<lb/>
system on the bus.<lb/>
Heads turned briefly, but passengers<lb/>
quickly returned to their newspapers.<lb/>
People on the crowded street saw the<lb/>
sheep but also kept moving.<lb/>
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"It's New York shrugged Cruz, 37,<lb/>
who lives in Queens. "You know what<lb/>
makes it New York? Everybody looks<lb/>
and says OK, yeah ? no big deal<lb/>
It turns out the sheep, Winnie and<lb/>
Ajax, were part of a promotion for<lb/>
lightweight wool sponsored by The<lb/>
Woolmark Company, a textile organi-<lb/>
zation which licenses its brands to<lb/>
manufacturers in over 65 coun-<lb/>
tricsThis is a fun way to get people's<lb/>
attention in the country's fashion cen-<lb/>
ter and dispel the misconception that<lb/>
wool is only a cool weather fabric<lb/>
said company spokeswoman<lb/>
Stephanie GarbarinL<lb/>
"Ajax and Winnie are domesticated<lb/>
just like dogs ? they love people and<lb/>
attention, she said.<lb/>
he died. In his will, he stipulated that<lb/>
Rowdy and two other dogs, Butch and<lb/>
Tramp, would have to die before other<lb/>
beneficiaries, such as Barefoofs shel-<lb/>
ter, could receive proceeds of the<lb/>
estate.<lb/>
Butch and Tramp are gone, but not<lb/>
Rowdy. His veterinarian, Dr. Craig<lb/>
Wilson of Bayleaf Veterinary Hospital<lb/>
in Raleigh, said Rowdy "is in good<lb/>
health, and well taken care of<lb/>
"By the time Rowdy dies, there may be<lb/>
nothing left said Cockman, the<lb/>
estate's lawyer.<lb/>
He said the estate was forced to pay $1<lb/>
million in federal taxes after a recent<lb/>
audit. Other funds have gone to pay<lb/>
state taxes.<lb/>
Smith has received dividends from<lb/>
investments Caldwell made before he<lb/>
died, phis $190,000 to buy herself and<lb/>
Rowdy a house. And there are other<lb/>
miscellaneous dog- and home-upkeep<lb/>
expenses spelled out in the will.<lb/>
Tm very protective of Rowdy" Smith<lb/>
said. She said Caldwell would be<lb/>
thrilled to know Rowdy is happy and<lb/>
healthy.<lb/>
UHF, continued from page 2<lb/>
lucky child wins one of the zany<lb/>
games (think "Double-Dare), and<lb/>
gets to drink from the fire hose.<lb/>
This kid gobbles up the hose, antici-<lb/>
pating a mild stream of garden-hose<lb/>
water. A large blast of water shoots<lb/>
out and blasts the kid through a<lb/>
three-inch- thick wall If you don't<lb/>
laugh so hard you shoot beer out of<lb/>
your nose, then you truly don't have<lb/>
a funny bone in your body. I mean,<lb/>
who doesn't like seeing acts of<lb/>
strange violence against small,<lb/>
defenseless children?<lb/>
To make a long story short, the<lb/>
movie is a drawn-out comedic mas-<lb/>
terpiece with absolutely hilarious<lb/>
sketches thrown in. Yankovich's style<lb/>
of humor is priceless. If you have any<lb/>
sense in that alcohol-numbed body<lb/>
of yours, RENT THIS MOVIE, and if<lb/>
you have the time, wish me a happy<lb/>
birthday because today is my birth-<lb/>
day and no one believes it because<lb/>
it's April Fool's Day.<lb/>
EDtv. continued from page 3<lb/>
fame. But as Ed said, his fifteen min-<lb/>
utes of fame was fourteen minutes<lb/>
too long.<lb/>
It sounds like a good movie, doesn't<lb/>
itoh boy does ft have undertones.<lb/>
Let me be the first to remind you of a<lb/>
superb novel written in 1948 by a<lb/>
man named Orwellyou got it, the<lb/>
prophetic" 1984 The story was much<lb/>
the same except that the main charac-<lb/>
ter of"1984Winston Smith.didn't<lb/>
decide to be watched all the time.<lb/>
America is foreshadowing technolo-<lb/>
gy's damnation, people! Like the<lb/>
Marshall Tucker Band saidcan't you<lb/>
see?" This"EDtv"bullschmidt is<lb/>
nothing more than director Ron<lb/>
Howard's way telling us that tele-<lb/>
screens are coming!<lb/>
Sooner or later they will be watching<lb/>
our every move. Oh yes, Big Brother is<lb/>
upon us and ferociously anticipates<lb/>
making our American lives terrible.<lb/>
What? You think you can run? You<lb/>
can't run, it's Big Brother, flimsily dis-<lb/>
guised as entertainment! Soon all of<lb/>
us will have jobs working for Hig<lb/>
Brother, sending scraps of paper with<lb/>
important historical facts into an<lb/>
incinerator so future generations will<lb/>
riot ever know how great life was<lb/>
before telescreens and doublespeak.<lb/>
Don't you get it? This Ed is a messen-<lb/>
ger, a messiah, a really special guy. He<lb/>
is bringing a message to us humble<lb/>
servants on Earth from a place of<lb/>
much higher knowledgc.and that<lb/>
place is Dover, Delaware. We should jj(<lb/>
organize a sect and pay homage to<lb/>
this man by smashing telescreen-like<lb/>
devices and erecting video stores that<lb/>
we will congregate in whenever<lb/>
February 29 occurs on a Thursday?in<lb/>
mark you calendar!<lb/>
The end is nigh, friend, and "EDtv"<lb/>
has spread the message of light to you<lb/>
and 1, the humble beings that inhabit<lb/>
this wonderful America, a country<lb/>
soon to be catastrophically altered by<lb/>
a new society where our every move<lb/>
and thought will be monitored,<lb/>
recorded and remembered. But as<lb/>
long as we stick to believing the scrip-<lb/>
ture from the Ron Howard film<lb/>
"EDtv" and meet in Dover, Delaware<lb/>
at the video storesynagogue, we shall<lb/>
overcome. Until then, Big Brother is<lb/>
watching you. ))<lb/>
TEC has teamed up<lb/>
with Barnes and Noble<lb/>
to bring book reviews to<lb/>
east ?<lb/>
Carolinian<lb/>
Wednesday's Rxmtainhead<lb/>
in our new program V<lb/>
We an' looking for fellow book lovers to<lb/>
nail and review In si soBere for a good<lb/>
cause. Each Semester we will donate these<lb/>
best sellers to the Ronald McDonald House<lb/>
when; they will be available for the family<lb/>
members of terminally ill chiltlnii to read.<lb/>
If you would like to write a review<lb/>
phase call Micoh at 328-6366<lb/>
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ARIES:<lb/>
(March 21-April 20)<lb/>
Today is the day that you will eat<lb/>
many tomatoes. The eating of the<lb/>
tomatoes begins this day. You will<lb/>
awaken, and the craving for toma-<lb/>
toes is there, in your bowels. You will<lb/>
open the refrigerator and reach for<lb/>
all available tomatoes. You will travel<lb/>
to your local supermarket also.<lb/>
Then, when you think that you have<lb/>
eaten all available tomatoes, you will<lb/>
discover one more, slightly shriveled.<lb/>
You will consume it. This is not my<lb/>
fault<lb/>
TAURUS:<lb/>
(April 21 -May 21)<lb/>
Ahhh! Awaken and feel the fresh<lb/>
tingry sensation of a dean spring<lb/>
breeze on your face! This day will<lb/>
bring you much happiness and suc-<lb/>
cess in money, love, fame or whatev-<lb/>
er. When you root for a booger, you'll<lb/>
find it. It's that kind of day. Just<lb/>
remember, when you're walking on<lb/>
the sidewalk, not to step on any<lb/>
cracks. This is crucial! What? You<lb/>
already did?<lb/>
GEMINI:<lb/>
(May 22-June 21)<lb/>
Today you will find an old picture of<lb/>
your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.<lb/>
Don't throw it away! Goodness, no!<lb/>
Save it, in case someone else needs it<lb/>
later on. And be sure and save your<lb/>
food-scraps as well You never know<lb/>
when hungry cats may come up to<lb/>
your door. Honey, I never throw any-<lb/>
thing away. You know, those toilet-<lb/>
paper rolls can come in handy.<lb/>
Martha Stewart says so!<lb/>
CANCER:<lb/>
(June 22-July 23)<lb/>
The moon is aligned with Jupiter,<lb/>
signifying that you will more than<lb/>
likely meet the artist formerly<lb/>
known as Prince this week. Also,<lb/>
ctarttiyairything funny. We're<lb/>
watching you. Like a hawkno. like<lb/>
a dragonfly. Yeah. A dragonfly.<lb/>
LEO:<lb/>
(July 24- August 23)<lb/>
This week is just going to be some-<lb/>
where between sucking and blowing<lb/>
for you and your sign. We<lb/>
astrologers are going on vacation<lb/>
and you people are just going to have<lb/>
to take responsibility for your own<lb/>
actions. Those guys are gonna come<lb/>
get you pretty soon. It won't be in<lb/>
the day light. But after dark. Cool<lb/>
Breeze, your ass is theirs. Good luck,<lb/>
putz!<lb/>
VIRGO:<lb/>
(August 24 - September 23)<lb/>
With Cassiopeia shedding her virgin<lb/>
light rays on Jupiter's third moon's<lb/>
crater in the southeast hemisphere,<lb/>
you can expect a bland week of col-<lb/>
lege classes and working at that job<lb/>
you hate so much. A trip to Delaware<lb/>
is in your future. Oh boy!<lb/>
LIBRA:<lb/>
(September 24 - October 23)<lb/>
Free love and a painless world lie in<lb/>
the future this week Money? Have<lb/>
no fear dear stargazing being, spend<lb/>
all of the money you possess<lb/>
because Mars is in Saturn's pathway<lb/>
to Dagobah and you know what that<lb/>
means, friend: lottery winner! Ding,<lb/>
ding, ding, ding.<lb/>
SCORPIO:<lb/>
(October 24 - November 22)<lb/>
b! Go smoke dat fool wit yo new,<lb/>
dope gat dat you stoled from dat<lb/>
muthagrabbin pimp hustler fool He<lb/>
ain't no O.G. He be tryin' to whack<lb/>
you but you jus cain't be fadeya<lb/>
know what I'm sayin? Das right. It's<lb/>
on dis week?suckas be thinkin<lb/>
they can fake dissheeeeat!<lb/>
SAGITTARIUS:<lb/>
(November 23- December21)<lb/>
Thisistheday! Right here in front<lb/>
of you! That's right! Today is the<lb/>
best day to abandon all hope.<lb/>
A Message from Qint Eastwood<lb/>
CAPRICORN:<lb/>
(December 22 - January 20)<lb/>
Chances are, ifs contagious. No soup<lb/>
foryou.buddy! Two words: kidney<lb/>
stones. That's all you, yaroody-poo .<lb/>
candy ass! Ifyoucan.justgotoany<lb/>
store and rob it One final hurrah,<lb/>
you know what I'm saying?<lb/>
Otherwise, just dig a hole and live<lb/>
there until you die.<lb/>
AQUARIUS:<lb/>
(January 21- February 19)<lb/>
Screw this week, just go ahead and<lb/>
stay in bed. Trust me, that itching<lb/>
downstairs you have been feeling is<lb/>
not just chafing from that four mile<lb/>
run in the rain, ifs genital herpes.<lb/>
Don't worry, Zovarax comes in an<lb/>
easy- to-use pill form to help control<lb/>
your outbreaks. You are gonna ace<lb/>
that test on Monday, but on the way<lb/>
out you will lose a major appendage.<lb/>
I won't tell you which one; 111 let it be<lb/>
a surprise.<lb/>
PISCES:<lb/>
(February 20-March 20)<lb/>
Using the ancient method of<lb/>
"Nethario Buddhaistic Yumtuna I<lb/>
have foreseen that you shall suffer<lb/>
great misfortune at the hands of, oh<lb/>
hell, what's the use anymore? No one<lb/>
ever listens to me anyway. You all<lb/>
hate me and couldn't give a damn<lb/>
about my fortunes. Well fH show<lb/>
you! No fortunes for you! I hate your<lb/>
damn sign anyway, ya bunch of<lb/>
fruity pebbles.<lb/>
IF THIS WEEK IS<lb/>
YOUR BIRTHDAY:<lb/>
If you know what is good for you,<lb/>
you will get out in the world and<lb/>
build your own path. Just don't walk<lb/>
down the path in front of the<lb/>
Student Health building. I'm not<lb/>
sure if the big grounds crew truck<lb/>
saw you coming, but boy that look<lb/>
on the driver's face as he runs you<lb/>
over will be priceless! Ah.anyway,<lb/>
make this week fun because you def-<lb/>
initely aren't gonna have a next<lb/>
Clint Eastwood<lb/>
Staff Writer<lb/>
Sit dewn, son. Sit up<lb/>
straight and look me in<lb/>
the eye. Look me hard in<lb/>
the eye! I heard you been<lb/>
drinkin' that sissy-boy<lb/>
mkro-brewery yuppie<lb/>
beer. Raspberry-Chocolate Red-Dog<lb/>
Cider, or some such crap. I just caught<lb/>
you forking over $8.99 for a six-pack.<lb/>
Now I've got a case of Pabst Blue<lb/>
Ribbon here, and me and you are<lb/>
gonna drink it all. I won't take no for<lb/>
an answersit down! 1 didn't raise my<lb/>
boy to throw money around. Now you<lb/>
look here: I paid three dollars for this<lb/>
entire case. I know about the value of<lb/>
a dollar.<lb/>
Drink up. I'm spending quality time<lb/>
with you. You're not leaving until it's<lb/>
all gone.<lb/>
Apply at the Student<lb/>
publications Building<lb/>
7 Thursday, April1,B99<lb/>
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