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Comics<lb/>
Pirate Comics, brownlungs!<lb/>
Two good ole gals ruminate on the rQ<lb/>
wees of the opposite sex in rj r? .<lb/>
Phoebe and a plethora of , r1<lb/>
onomatopoetics in Nick<lb/>
Examine page 4.<lb/>
O Time.<lb/>
Today<lb/>
Tomorrow<lb/>
Lifestyle<lb/>
'I Hate Hamlet'<lb/>
John Barrymore returns to<lb/>
life on ECU Summer Theatre<lb/>
stage to give budding actor<lb/>
lessons in more than just<lb/>
thespianism. See story on<lb/>
page 5.<lb/>
The East Carolinian<lb/>
Vol. 69 No. 36 D<lb/>
Circulation 5,000<lb/>
Greenville, North Carolina<lb/>
Wednesday, July 13,1994<lb/>
8 Pages<lb/>
Trustees plan<lb/>
for future<lb/>
Fans, media turn out for Jordan<lb/>
By Stephanie Lassiter<lb/>
Assistant News Editor<lb/>
While many ECU students<lb/>
spent this past weekend in-<lb/>
doors, avoiding the typical<lb/>
Greenville humidity, the ECU<lb/>
Board of Trustees spent the<lb/>
weekend at the luxurious (.rove<lb/>
Park Inn in Asheville. The trust-<lb/>
ees were not enjoying the usual<lb/>
amenities of theGrove Park Inn,<lb/>
such as the golf course, tennis<lb/>
courts and swimming pool, but<lb/>
instead they were taking adv an-<lb/>
tage oi the Inn's conference<lb/>
room.<lb/>
Members of the ECU<lb/>
Board of Trustees, Chancellor<lb/>
Richard Eakin, Dr. JamesSmith,<lb/>
executive assistant to the chan-<lb/>
cellor, Dr. Robert Thompson,<lb/>
director of planning and insti-<lb/>
tutional research and Athletic<lb/>
Director Dave Hart, attended<lb/>
the weekend conference de-<lb/>
signed to focus on the back-<lb/>
ground of the university and to<lb/>
look into the future of ECU.<lb/>
"In part, they (the trust-<lb/>
ees) wanted to take a long range<lb/>
look at the university, to be-<lb/>
come better infornu 1 and to<lb/>
know about the planning pro-<lb/>
cesses Eakin said.<lb/>
Dr. George Dieter, dean of<lb/>
the College of Engineering and<lb/>
the full-time director of Continu-<lb/>
ous Quality Improvement at the<lb/>
University of Maryland at Col-<lb/>
lege Park, spoke to the group<lb/>
about improving productivity<lb/>
and effectiveness.<lb/>
"He spoke on the concept<lb/>
ofContinuousQualitvTmprove-<lb/>
ment, which is the higher educa-<lb/>
tion version oi Total Qualitv<lb/>
Management I "QM) spoken of<lb/>
in business circles (akin said.<lb/>
Dieter encouraged the<lb/>
trustees to identify their cus-<lb/>
tomers (the students) as any<lb/>
business would do. Bv doing<lb/>
this, the trustees can better serve<lb/>
the 1C I community.<lb/>
"The trustees had a chance<lb/>
to discuss with him how that<lb/>
concept was being implemented<lb/>
at the University of Maryland,<lb/>
and what it means tor higher<lb/>
education Hakm said.<lb/>
"The trustees are consid-<lb/>
ering looking at that strategy<lb/>
for ECU said Ian Eastman,<lb/>
SGA president. "Currently,<lb/>
ECU is already moving in the<lb/>
direction suggested by Dieter,<lb/>
with the Academic Intervention<lb/>
program now being imple-<lb/>
mented<lb/>
Additionally, the group<lb/>
discussed strategic planning for<lb/>
the university.<lb/>
"We are entering into our<lb/>
second five-year plan of strate-<lb/>
gic planning Eakin said.<lb/>
I he group also talked<lb/>
about preparing for ECU's 100-<lb/>
year arum ersary in 2007 Inter-<lb/>
collegiate athletics were dis-<lb/>
cussed, as well as the relation-<lb/>
ship between ECU and the com-<lb/>
munity.<lb/>
"The trustees are becom-<lb/>
ing extremely interested in the<lb/>
students' needs in dealing with<lb/>
academic intervention strate-<lb/>
gies Eastman said. "1 he S( A<lb/>
is currently working with un-<lb/>
dergraduate studies for devel-<lb/>
oping strategies and plans to<lb/>
increase student retention after<lb/>
their first semester and first<lb/>
vear<lb/>
Photc by Jason Williams<lb/>
Michael Jordan takes time out fron his recent game . n<lb/>
Zebulon, N.C. to play catch with his teammates.<lb/>
By Jason Williams<lb/>
News Editor<lb/>
Who wants to watch a 32-<lb/>
year-old rookie outfielder bat-<lb/>
ting .195 play minor league<lb/>
baseball in rural North Caro-<lb/>
lina? Apparently most every-<lb/>
one does.<lb/>
Legions of media, Raleigh<lb/>
politicians and 15,006 fans<lb/>
showed up for three Carolina<lb/>
Mudcats games in Zebulon this<lb/>
weekend. The large crowds<lb/>
came to see Birmingham Baron<lb/>
Michael Jordan on his second<lb/>
trip to the city this season.<lb/>
"We had huge crowds,<lb/>
most definitely said John<lb/>
Gardner, director of concessions<lb/>
for the Mudcats. "The Saturday<lb/>
night games were one of the<lb/>
biggest nights of the year. Of<lb/>
course people got to see Jordan<lb/>
play.<lb/>
"The parking lot opened<lb/>
at three for the 6:05 p.m. game<lb/>
 and there were people lined<lb/>
up waiting to get in then. When<lb/>
we opened the gate at four, there<lb/>
was a mad dash to the rightfield<lb/>
bleachers where Jordan plays<lb/>
rightfield<lb/>
The Mudcats and Barons<lb/>
played a doubleh-eader Satur-<lb/>
day night and another game<lb/>
Sunday evening. Attendance<lb/>
was 8,442 for the Saturday<lb/>
games and 6,564 for the Sunday<lb/>
game.<lb/>
Gardner said last year's<lb/>
average attendance, while<lb/>
high for a minor league base-<lb/>
ball team, was in the neigh-<lb/>
borhood of 4,500. Last week's<lb/>
doubleheader, with the Jack-<lb/>
sonville Suns, drew 6,387.<lb/>
"Yeah, I came basically<lb/>
to see Air Jordan said D.J.<lb/>
Wilhelm, a Mudcat fan. "I've<lb/>
onlv been to one other game<lb/>
this vear, besides the first time<lb/>
Jordan came through<lb/>
Saturday's attendance<lb/>
figure topped the previous<lb/>
season high of 8,277 when the<lb/>
Barons played in Zebulon in<lb/>
April. Still, games with Bir-<lb/>
mingham account for only<lb/>
12.6 percent of Carolina's an-<lb/>
nual attendance.<lb/>
For the Nashville X-<lb/>
Press, on the other hand, the<lb/>
Jordan games make their sea-<lb/>
son. The seven games the Bar-<lb/>
ons have played in Nashville<lb/>
make up 71 percent of the<lb/>
team's total attendance for the<lb/>
year.<lb/>
"Right now we're sec-<lb/>
ond in the league in atten-<lb/>
dance behind Birmingham<lb/>
Gardner said. "Chances are if<lb/>
they didn't have Jordan, we'd<lb/>
be leading the league<lb/>
In addition to fans turn-<lb/>
ing out in droves to see the<lb/>
See JORDAN page 2<lb/>
A (Mb of (I&amp;ro (ttfiu<lb/>
ucAllA<lb/>
ZEBULON, N.C.<lb/>
Home of the Carolina Mudcats<lb/>
HUNTSVILLE, ALA.<lb/>
Home of the Huntsville Stars<lb/>
1993 Birmingham Series Avg.<lb/>
4,730<lb/>
5,581<lb/>
1993 Season Avg.<lb/>
4,500<lb/>
3,700<lb/>
Game Before 1st 1994 Series<lb/>
4,897<lb/>
754<lb/>
1994 Birmingham Series Avg.<lb/>
8,102<lb/>
12,309<lb/>
1994 Season High (vs. Birmingham) 8,442<lb/>
13,200<lb/>
Data taken from Carolina Mudcats, ews &amp; Observer and Florida Times Lnion<lb/>
Graphic by Stephanie Lassiter<lb/>
Drink<lb/>
up!<lb/>
These<lb/>
cheerful<lb/>
fellows<lb/>
apparently<lb/>
found a way<lb/>
to beat<lb/>
Greenville's<lb/>
humidity.<lb/>
ZOE aids flood victims<lb/>
Start Writer<lb/>
itree<lb/>
Photo by<lb/>
Leslie Petty<lb/>
School of Business adds health care degree<lb/>
-)l.l 1 t ? i lies<lb/>
The Hast Carolina School of<lb/>
Business will soon offer a health<lb/>
care management option in the<lb/>
MBA program, beginning in the<lb/>
1994 Fall semester, said Don Boldt,<lb/>
director of graduate studies in the<lb/>
School of Business.<lb/>
Eastarolina's MBA pro-<lb/>
gram was accredited in 11'74, the<lb/>
second oldest MBA program in the<lb/>
state,nextto( hapel Hill, Boldt said<lb/>
He added that the ECU School of<lb/>
Business contains 300 graduatestu-<lb/>
dents, 4t peri ent I t tin se work as<lb/>
wellasattend( lassesintheevening.<lb/>
"()ur MBA program isanold,<lb/>
large, respected one said Boldt<lb/>
'We take students with any under-<lb/>
graduate major. It's a very profes-<lb/>
sional school where in two years,<lb/>
we will give students very broad<lb/>
training<lb/>
Boldt stated that the new<lb/>
he.) I the are management option has<lb/>
beer, thought about foranumberoi<lb/>
years and will involve 12 semester<lb/>
hours in theSchooloi Allied 1 lealth<lb/>
during the student's second year,<lb/>
replacing the usual nine hours ol<lb/>
electives.Boldtaddedthattheman<lb/>
datory tour health care i lasses will<lb/>
be a survey of health industry, a<lb/>
c lass in healthare i p ratii ins,<lb/>
health care tinani t and health ? are<lb/>
strategic management<lb/>
Bi<lb/>
oldt said<lb/>
that the School of<lb/>
Business expects 15-25participants<lb/>
in the new pn gram each year. With<lb/>
all the ongoing changes in health<lb/>
care, Boldt believes that this health<lb/>
care option will be more demand-<lb/>
ing and important than most mana-<lb/>
gerial positions<lb/>
I here has been tremendous<lb/>
c ooperation In'tween the School of<lb/>
Business and Allied Health said<lb/>
Boidt "It's going to be a very su(<lb/>
v essinl program and is really going<lb/>
ti i prepare students foi the future<lb/>
11 r further information re-<lb/>
ig the new health care option,<lb/>
Boldt i.in be rea bed by phone at<lb/>
hisoffii e, loom 5203<lb/>
m thi ? ? i . ? room Building.<lb/>
On Saturday, July 16, ECU<lb/>
students and the Greenville com-<lb/>
munity will be able to lend a help-<lb/>
ing hand to the flood victims in<lb/>
Georgia.<lb/>
Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity<lb/>
will hold a donation drop in the<lb/>
parking lot of the Winn-Dixie<lb/>
Marketplace on the corner of<lb/>
Greenville and Arlington Boule-<lb/>
vards.<lb/>
"The project is called 'Geor-<lb/>
gia On My Mind said Robert<lb/>
lewis, member of the fraternity<lb/>
and leader of the drive. "We are<lb/>
the first organization in Green-<lb/>
ville to come up with this idea, to<lb/>
my knowledge<lb/>
lewis said the idea for the<lb/>
project first came into his mind<lb/>
after watching the 5:30 news last<lb/>
week and seeing the damage in<lb/>
Georgia live on the television<lb/>
si ene.<lb/>
During the following days,<lb/>
1 ew is began planning the dri e.<lb/>
"I contacted all radio and<lb/>
n stations from Raleigh to the<lb/>
i oast lewis said. "Probably 10<lb/>
to 12<lb/>
A number o! radio stations<lb/>
agreed to cooperate with the tra-<lb/>
ternit on the drive, including<lb/>
U B 103.7 I M and WRNS95.1<lb/>
FM<lb/>
U BZ 103 7agreedtodoa<lb/>
live remote I ewissaid. "WRNS<lb/>
mit'ht also<lb/>
Also, WITN-TV 7, Over-<lb/>
night Trucking Company, and<lb/>
Winn-Dixie Marketplace will be<lb/>
involved with the drive.<lb/>
Lewis said donations<lb/>
needed for the flood victims in-<lb/>
clude canned foods, bottled wa-<lb/>
ter and clothing. These items will<lb/>
be put into a "big trailer" at the<lb/>
donation drop location and sent<lb/>
to Albany, Georgia.<lb/>
"Everything collected is<lb/>
going to the flood victims in Geor-<lb/>
gia Lewis said.<lb/>
The American Red Cross<lb/>
will handle all monetary dona-<lb/>
tions people want to give to flood<lb/>
victims.<lb/>
"It people make cash dona-<lb/>
tions, it will be to the Red Cross.<lb/>
We are only going to accept mate-<lb/>
rial goods Lewis said.<lb/>
The fraternity members had<lb/>
a number of reasons for coordi-<lb/>
nating the project.<lb/>
"Since it's summertime, we<lb/>
have less distractions' Lew is said.<lb/>
"It gives us an early start to help<lb/>
the community. We hope other<lb/>
fraternity organizations will do<lb/>
the same. I think the main reason<lb/>
we are doing this is because if the<lb/>
tropical storm had come in our<lb/>
direction, the people in North<lb/>
Carolina would be in the same<lb/>
situation<lb/>
1 ow is recendy has made lit-<lb/>
erary contributions to the Pitt<lb/>
Community College Library and<lb/>
See DONATIONpage 2<lb/>
Summer<lb/>
Ventures<lb/>
a success<lb/>
Stephanie Lassiter<lb/>
Assistant News Editor<lb/>
The unusually small<lb/>
people seen wandering<lb/>
around campus are not a<lb/>
batch of growth-stunted in-<lb/>
coming freshmen, but rather<lb/>
upcoming 11 th and 12th grad-<lb/>
ers who are participating in<lb/>
the Summer Ventures pro-<lb/>
gram held annually at ECU.<lb/>
Each summer, students<lb/>
from across North Carolina<lb/>
are selected to be part of the<lb/>
Summer Ventures program<lb/>
held on six campuses across<lb/>
the state. Students apply and<lb/>
are selected on the basis of<lb/>
their math and science abili-<lb/>
ties and achievements.<lb/>
"It is a statewide com-<lb/>
petition said Dr. Floyd<lb/>
Mattheis, directorof Summer<lb/>
Ventures at ECU.<lb/>
The students spend<lb/>
four weeks on campus taking<lb/>
special courses in chemistry,<lb/>
phvsics, computer science,<lb/>
problem solving, algebra and<lb/>
medicine.<lb/>
"There is no prescribed<lb/>
curriculum Mattheis said.<lb/>
Some of the students<lb/>
spend the day at the medical<lb/>
school learning how research<lb/>
is conducted, while others<lb/>
take courses in areas they are<lb/>
particularly interested in.<lb/>
" The medical school is<lb/>
really a volunteer effort<lb/>
Mattheis said.<lb/>
Because medical school<lb/>
statt areconsidered 12month<lb/>
emplo ees, thev are not paid<lb/>
for their work. Other univer-<lb/>
sity employees are paid for<lb/>
participating in Summer Ven-<lb/>
tures because they are em-<lb/>
See SUMMERpage 2<lb/>
<pb facs="00058483_0002"/><lb/>
2 The East Carolinian<lb/>
July 13, 1994<lb/>
DONATION<lb/>
Continued from page 1<lb/>
: June 28<lb/>
School of Medicine Admissions Office ? A staff member<lb/>
reported the larceny of a Eurorail pass from the Admissions<lb/>
Office at the School of Medicine.<lb/>
Austin ? Two non-students were banned from campus after<lb/>
they loitered in and around the men's bathroom in Austin.<lb/>
Julyl<lb/>
Third and Reade Streets ? A non-student was arrested at Third<lb/>
and Reade Streets for carrying a concealed weapon and posses-<lb/>
sion of stolen property.<lb/>
July 1<lb/>
Willis Building ? A visitor to campus reported the larceny of<lb/>
money from her purse while at the Willis Building. The investi-<lb/>
gation is continuing.<lb/>
Ninth and Cotanche Streets ? An officer assisted a Greenville<lb/>
police officer with an assault on a female non-student at Ninth<lb/>
and Cotanche Streets. The case is being investigated by the<lb/>
Greenville Police Department.<lb/>
July5<lb/>
Whichard?A staff member in Whichard reported the breaking<lb/>
and entering of her office. Two stacks of paperwork were taken.<lb/>
The investigation is continuing.<lb/>
July 6<lb/>
Brody Building ? A window of a truck parked at the Brody<lb/>
Building was broken by a rock thrown from a lawn mower.<lb/>
Pitt County Memorial Hospital?A non-student requested and<lb/>
received transportation to Pitt County Memorial Hospital so he<lb/>
could check himself into the Psychiatric Unit.<lb/>
July 8<lb/>
Leo Jenkins Center?Several staff members reported the disor-<lb/>
derly conduct of a patient on the second floor of the Leo Jenkins<lb/>
Center.<lb/>
July 9<lb/>
Garrett Hall ? A resident advisor of Garrett Hall reported<lb/>
another resident advisor of Garrett Hall had assaulted her in<lb/>
Garrett Hall.<lb/>
Compiled by Stephanie Lassiter. Taken from official ECU<lb/>
Public Safety crime reports.<lb/>
the Ronald McDonald House of<lb/>
Greenville.<lb/>
"I donated copies of my short<lb/>
stories to Pitt Community College<lb/>
and the Ronald McDonald House<lb/>
in the name of the fraternity<lb/>
Lewis said. "I did the stories a<lb/>
long time ago in a series called<lb/>
'American Fiction<lb/>
Lewis said he hopes to get<lb/>
published one day and that he is<lb/>
currently writing a western.<lb/>
"I took the short stories<lb/>
and sent them to the person in<lb/>
charge said Alan Bailey, evening<lb/>
coordinator of evening services<lb/>
in the Pitt Community College<lb/>
Learning Resource Center. "The<lb/>
person who adds books to our<lb/>
library collection took the mate-<lb/>
rials and said we would add them<lb/>
to our collection to make them<lb/>
available to students to read<lb/>
Lewis, an SG A member who<lb/>
is on the welfare committee and a<lb/>
worker at Public Safety, said that<lb/>
the Ronald McDonald House of<lb/>
Greenville sent the fraternity a<lb/>
letter of recognition for its good<lb/>
work.<lb/>
Lewis hopes the donation<lb/>
drive will be a success.<lb/>
"I think it will have a posi-<lb/>
tive outcome. I hope the commu-<lb/>
nity will really get involved with<lb/>
this. It can happen to anybody<lb/>
SUMMER<lb/>
Continued from page 1<lb/>
"In Wildness is<lb/>
preservation of the<lb/>
world<lb/>
?Henry David Thoreau<lb/>
JORDAN<lb/>
ployed for only nine months of the<lb/>
year.<lb/>
After attending class all day,<lb/>
the students enjoy Greenville by<lb/>
visiting the mall, attending movies<lb/>
and going canoeing. The students<lb/>
are staying in Garrett Hall and eat-<lb/>
ing in Todd Dining Hall. The state<lb/>
funds the entire program.<lb/>
"It is funded by the state<lb/>
through the university system he<lb/>
said.<lb/>
Other campuses who are in-<lb/>
volved in the program are N.C.<lb/>
Central University, Appalachian<lb/>
State University, Western Carolina<lb/>
University, University of North<lb/>
Carolina at Charlotte and the Uni-<lb/>
versity of North Carolina at<lb/>
Wilmington. Approximately 100<lb/>
students are selected per school.<lb/>
The program will come to a<lb/>
close this weekend with a talent<lb/>
show on Friday night and presenta-<lb/>
tions on Saturday. The students wil 1<lb/>
give presentations based on their<lb/>
research from 9 a.m. until noon.<lb/>
Parents of the students and area<lb/>
legislators will be invited to attend.<lb/>
Mattheis said that all students are<lb/>
given certificates for participation,<lb/>
but no awards are given.<lb/>
Continued from page 1<lb/>
"We try to minimize the<lb/>
competition he said.<lb/>
Accord ing to Mattheis, most<lb/>
of these students are straight-A<lb/>
students or have remarkably high<lb/>
GPAs. In recent years, more fe-<lb/>
male students have participated<lb/>
in the program, Mattheis said.<lb/>
"Over the last years, we<lb/>
have had more females than<lb/>
males he said. "We have run<lb/>
about 60 females to 40 males<lb/>
Mattheis also said that al-<lb/>
most every ethnic group is repre-<lb/>
sented at Summer Ventures.<lb/>
"It (Summer Ventures) is<lb/>
very multicultural he said. "I<lb/>
guess every ethnic group in the<lb/>
state in represented<lb/>
Mattheis noted an out-<lb/>
standing Summer Ventures<lb/>
alumnus, Scott Smith, who is the<lb/>
only profoundly deaf student in<lb/>
medical school in the United<lb/>
States. Smith attended under-<lb/>
graduate school at ECU, and is<lb/>
currently an ECU Medical School<lb/>
student.<lb/>
"It is a chance to broaden<lb/>
their horizons and see some dif-<lb/>
ferent avenues they don't see in<lb/>
high school<lb/>
former NBA superstar, the<lb/>
Mudcats have seen an increase<lb/>
in media coverage of Baron<lb/>
games as well.<lb/>
"We issued about 200 press<lb/>
credentials Gardner said.<lb/>
"That is opposed to 15 to 20 for<lb/>
a normal game. We had more<lb/>
for the first one because it had<lb/>
national attention. He was just<lb/>
getting started then<lb/>
Jordan's presence also<lb/>
means a financial windfall for<lb/>
club owners. Suns general man-<lb/>
ager Peter Bragen, Jr. told the<lb/>
Florida Times-Union that most<lb/>
teams make about $50,000 more<lb/>
playing Birmingham than they<lb/>
would against any other club.<lb/>
The Mudcats' concession<lb/>
sales benefited as well. "Satur-<lb/>
day was probably the biggest<lb/>
night in our history as far as<lb/>
total volume Gardner said.<lb/>
"We had the benefit of early<lb/>
gates and a doubleheader, but<lb/>
we also had Jordan<lb/>
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ODpei'ie'i featuring chili skint, o<lb/>
quesodilfe. o beef ond bean fWo. ond<lb/>
lolopenc poppe-i ? -oi1 served w.lh o red<lb/>
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ovocodoi mimed w.th bits of tomotoei.<lb/>
onions, ond cilantro. served on o platter full<lb/>
of tortilla chipt<lb/>
QUESO CON CHORIZO<lb/>
Melted Monteey Ock cheese with scuteed<lb/>
peppers, on.onv and tomotoei. topped w.th<lb/>
Mexican chomo sousoge ond served w,th<lb/>
flour tortillas<lb/>
JALAPENO POPPERS<lb/>
Melcon poppers iljffed w,th creamy<lb/>
Wisconsin cheddor cheese and deed<lb/>
jo'openos Served w.th. celery, carrot<lb/>
sticks ond ranch dressing for dipping<lb/>
J.95<lb/>
4.95<lb/>
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ENSALADAS<lb/>
TACO SALAD 5.15<lb/>
A fresh totted salad topped with ground beef<lb/>
cheddor cheese, tomotoei, cue -nbers. red onions,<lb/>
block olivet, ond crowned with sour creom<lb/>
Served in o crispy tortilla shell<lb/>
ENSALADA CON POLLO<lb/>
Seom.ng hot chicken tops o pkfer of fresh,<lb/>
'essed solod w.rh tomctoes. cucumbers, cheese,<lb/>
?ed onions, block olives, and crowned w.th<lb/>
guocomole<lb/>
CHICKEN TENDER SALAD<lb/>
A crispy Rou' to-iiHo sotod bowl, topped w.th<lb/>
itnpt of delicious chken tendc-i. cucumbers<lb/>
cneese. block olives red oniont, ond tomatoes<lb/>
5.15<lb/>
FAJITA SALAD<lb/>
A enspy Hour tortilla bowl filled "? a<lb/>
fresh tossed satod Topped with you- choice of<lb/>
beef or chicken, tomotoei, red on.ons<lb/>
cheese, block olives, cucumbers end crowned<lb/>
with guocomole Add .95 for ihrimp<lb/>
CAESAR SALAD<lb/>
Hi Me?icon' Named lor<lb/>
CaetorCordini?Tijuana. Mexico 1924.<lb/>
Oitp, romoine lettuce w.th homemode Coesar<lb/>
dressing, freshly grated pormesar cheese,<lb/>
and coutont Add 3.50 for m-itj. 't g' lied<lb/>
chicken breoit<lb/>
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A q- hd skinless  icken b-ecti file s'uhed<lb/>
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rihsM and rapped with a mecum hot,<lb/>
oent,c sauce Se-ved with r.ce ond beans<lb/>
STEAK OR CHICKEN<lb/>
PICADO<lb/>
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oecpen onions, tomotoei and ipiced w th<lb/>
? con flavor Served wiA "ce and beans<lb/>
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ENCHILADA SUISA 6.59<lb/>
A Kjfi eo io-tfo 1'uffed w.rh fesh.<lb/>
eom.ng chicken ond O creamy cheese<lb/>
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:beese and served with r.ce and beans<lb/>
CHICKEN FLAUTA 6.59<lb/>
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? - bmA sour creom. gjocomole. cheese,<lb/>
c? c'es. and tomatoes Se-ved vth rice<lb/>
CAMARON VERACRUZ<lb/>
jtE3 ihrimp smothered in Verocr; soje<lb/>
modi of fresh tomatoes, on.cn, pimentos.<lb/>
-cpc! erbi ond spicei Served on o bed<lb/>
pi ? -e w. vegetables<lb/>
CHIM1CHANGA 6.99<lb/>
your chece of be' or chc?en folded m o<lb/>
crispy, flour tortilla ond topped w.th Mtty<lb/>
Spanish sauce, sou' tmom, guocamo-e. and<lb/>
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POLLO YUCATECO 7.95<lb/>
A grilled bor.eleu b'eas o' tender chicken,<lb/>
covered w.th roaiied Anahe.m pepperi<lb/>
and tasty il.cei of bacon topped wth me'ted<lb/>
c"eese ond p.co de gai'o Served with r.ce<lb/>
ond beans<lb/>
SPINACH ENCHILADA 6.99<lb/>
A soft com totillo iuffed w.th sp.noch,<lb/>
w3utecd with onicm ad tomotoeiall<lb/>
smothered in a ran;h?ro satfce. topped<lb/>
with me'ted cheese ond cvocodo si.ees<lb/>
Served w.th ce ond bean;<lb/>
ENCHILADA DE<lb/>
CAMARON 7.99<lb/>
Shr.mp souteed w.h lon-o'oei e-?d spices.<lb/>
wrapped in o wf1 co'r- to- ic imchered<lb/>
in ro-?che-o lOaC, ore topped w.th melted<lb/>
cheese and avoeodc sces Scved w.th rice<lb/>
and vegetoblei<lb/>
COMBINACIONES<lb/>
5<lb/>
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? .can style chicken soup<lb/>
BLACK BEAN SOUP<lb/>
A trad't.onol navome topped -nth frein<lb/>
5.co de gollo ond lowr creom<lb/>
6p-l ISO<lb/>
Cup 1.99<lb/>
CHILI CON CARNE<lb/>
A bowl of Chico'i famous homemade eMi<lb/>
topped w.th melted cheese, ed on.oni ond<lb/>
sour cream Served ?.th solline cackei<lb/>
TACO<lb/>
A -omemode toco shell filled with your cho.ee of<lb/>
seaded beef, ground beef, or chicken, topped<lb/>
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ENCHILADA<lb/>
A ich cam tortilla filled w.th. you- choice of<lb/>
s-edded beef, ground beef ch.cken or cheese,<lb/>
ond covered w.th our homemode enchilada souce<lb/>
ond r-et'ed cheese<lb/>
ice and beans<lb/>
CHILI RELLENO<lb/>
A fresh rocsed Anah pepper, stuffed w.th cheese,<lb/>
dipped in on egg boter and cooked to o golden<lb/>
brown Topped w.m Sponsh sauce and<lb/>
melted cheese<lb/>
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July 13, 1994<lb/>
The East Carolinian<lb/>
Opinion<lb/>
Page 3<lb/>
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Jason Williams, News Editor<lb/>
Stephanie Lasslter, ,455. News Editor<lb/>
Warren Stunner, Lifestyle Editor<lb/>
Mark Brett, Asst. Lifestyle Editor<lb/>
Brian Olson, Sports Editor<lb/>
Dave Pond, Asst. Sports Editor<lb/>
W. Brian Hall, Opinion Page Editor<lb/>
Stephanie Smith, Staff Illustrator<lb/>
The East Carolinian<lb/>
Gregory Dickens, General Manager<lb/>
Maureen A. Rich, Managing Editor<lb/>
Tonya Heath, Advertising Director<lb/>
Jessica Stanley, Copy Editor<lb/>
Alexa Thompson, Copy Editor<lb/>
Marcia Sanders, Typesetter<lb/>
Heather D. Dail, Typesetter<lb/>
Deborah Daniel, Secretary<lb/>
Tony Dunn, Business Manager<lb/>
Margie O'Shea, Circulation Manager<lb/>
Burt Ay cock. Layout Manager<lb/>
Patrick Hinson, Asst. Layout Manager<lb/>
Mike Ashley, Creative Director<lb/>
James B. Boggs, Asst. Creative Directoi<lb/>
Leslie Petty, Photo Editor<lb/>
Chinh Nguyen, Systems Manager<lb/>
Serving the ECU community since 1925, The East Carolinian publishes 12,000 copies every Tuesday and Thursday. The<lb/>
masthead editorial in each edition is the opinion of the Editorial Board. The East Carolinian welcomes letters, limited to 250<lb/>
words, which may be edited for decency or brevity. The East Carolinian reserves the right to edit or reject letters for publication.<lb/>
Letters should be addressed to: Opinion Editor, The East Carolinian, Publications Bldg ECU, Greenville, N.C 27858-4353.<lb/>
For more information, call (919) 757-6366.<lb/>
New strategy needed for domestic violence I<lb/>
With the release of the tapes of Nicole<lb/>
Simpson's 911 call a few weeks ago, the<lb/>
issue of domestic violence has once again<lb/>
jumped to the top of the list of news stories,<lb/>
closely followed by the actual coverage of<lb/>
the Simpson case. Literally dozens of stories<lb/>
about abusive husbands have suddenly<lb/>
appeared in the news. By contrast, in the<lb/>
first five months of 1994, only six stories on<lb/>
all types of domestic violence (child abuse,<lb/>
wife beting and husband oeatir ran in<lb/>
the major magazines of America.<lb/>
No one is going to deny that domestic<lb/>
violence is an epidemic in America. The<lb/>
numbers regarding violence against women<lb/>
are truly frightening: over 100,000 reported<lb/>
rapes per year, more than 1,000,000 women<lb/>
in physically abusive relationships.<lb/>
However, the linking of the Simpson<lb/>
murder case with domestic violence is<lb/>
disturbing for at least two reasons. First,<lb/>
though O.J. is a convicted batterer and is<lb/>
therefore rightly deserving of our contempt<lb/>
for his past crimes, the fact that he did abuse<lb/>
his wife is legally irrelevant to the question<lb/>
of his guilt or innocence in this case. The<lb/>
vast majority of abusive husbands do not<lb/>
kill their wives, and being a wife-beater<lb/>
does not make one a murderer.<lb/>
Second, one must wonder if the current<lb/>
media emphasis on the subject will really<lb/>
help the victims of this terrible crime. Much<lb/>
more likely is the prospect that this will just<lb/>
turn into another fad, which will soon fade<lb/>
into the land of media oblivion like other<lb/>
past fads (child abuse, incest, drug abuse,<lb/>
etc.). Does anyone really believe that any<lb/>
more will be accomplished by this media<lb/>
blitz than that surrounding last year's<lb/>
Bobbitt imbroglio? Instead, we would<lb/>
suggest a strategy which has already been<lb/>
proven successful.<lb/>
At the beginning of the 1980s, drunk<lb/>
driving was a much bigger problem than it<lb/>
is today. It was widely ignored by the legal<lb/>
system, and even used as a standard joke in<lb/>
much of the entertainment industry.<lb/>
However, working steadily, and frequently<lb/>
quietly, Mothers Against Drunk Driving<lb/>
(MADD) and other groups changed this<lb/>
situation.<lb/>
They put pressure on local law<lb/>
enforcement and the legal system to take the<lb/>
problem more seriously. They forced state<lb/>
legislatures to pass tough new laws, and<lb/>
helped get rid of those legislators who<lb/>
obstructed progress. Working on a grass<lb/>
roots level, they help change societal<lb/>
attitudes, and without one big media blitz.<lb/>
Such a plan, instituted by those women<lb/>
and men who are committed to ending such<lb/>
violence, would surely have a much better<lb/>
long-term chance of actually reducing this<lb/>
problem.<lb/>
By Patrick Hinson<lb/>
Zoo animals help promote care for to all beasts<lb/>
My girlfriend and I visited<lb/>
the North Carolina Zoo in<lb/>
Asheboro over the Fourth of July<lb/>
weekend, something that we had<lb/>
been meaning to do and looking<lb/>
forward to for quite a while, and<lb/>
we finally got the opportunity. I<lb/>
had never been to a "real" zoo<lb/>
before, although I've been to a<lb/>
couple of smaller ones, and I had<lb/>
heard so much about the Norm<lb/>
Carolina Zoo mat I thought it<lb/>
would be a great experience, as<lb/>
I'm a real nature lover and enjoy<lb/>
seeing and learning about animal s<lb/>
of the wild.<lb/>
The North Carolina Zoo<lb/>
specializes in animals from the<lb/>
oontinent of Africa, and has so<lb/>
many different species that I can't<lb/>
even begin to try to list them here,<lb/>
but visitors get a close-up view of<lb/>
die animals in most of the exhibits<lb/>
and a short piece of information<lb/>
about where they come from. The<lb/>
more I toured the park, however,<lb/>
the more my mind began taking in<lb/>
the individual animals and the<lb/>
circumstances in which we were<lb/>
able to see them, and I guess I<lb/>
started to see the place in a<lb/>
somewhat different light from<lb/>
what I had expected.<lb/>
For instance, there was a<lb/>
troop of baboons in one exhibit,<lb/>
about twelve of :hem living<lb/>
together on a very small island,<lb/>
surrounded by an algae-infested,<lb/>
ti dck yeen pond anda wall. There<lb/>
were three lions of the African<lb/>
lains, two females and a male,<lb/>
laying lazily about in the heat of<lb/>
the day, sometimes staring out at<lb/>
the viators with dull, flat, brown<lb/>
eyes, but mostly just laying there,<lb/>
obviously bored outof their minds<lb/>
in their small enclosure, day in<lb/>
and day out, every day of their<lb/>
lives.<lb/>
There were some animals in<lb/>
enclosures only about ten feet by<lb/>
ten feet, animals that were meant<lb/>
to run, to hunt, to spend their lives<lb/>
in the open and on the move. There<lb/>
were three mountain gorillas, a<lb/>
silverback and two lesser members<lb/>
alone in a barren enclosure maybe<lb/>
twenty yards by twenty yards,<lb/>
with the trees blocked off by metal<lb/>
wire making them unclimbable<lb/>
and no real natural landmarks for<lb/>
them to climb on and explore.<lb/>
There was one exhibit in<lb/>
particular that moved me more<lb/>
than any of the others, a pen with<lb/>
a full-grown black panther, a<lb/>
beautiful, perfect specimen from<lb/>
the deepest part of the African or<lb/>
perhaps South American jungle.<lb/>
The panther lay flat on a rock in a<lb/>
tiny cage, maybe ten feet by ten<lb/>
feet, and slept through the heat,<lb/>
waking every now and then to<lb/>
look lazily up at the spectators<lb/>
making fools of themselves<lb/>
(myself included) trying to get his<lb/>
attention.<lb/>
I began to wonder if perhaps<lb/>
he dreamed of lying on a dark<lb/>
branch high in the canopy of the<lb/>
jungle, looking down at the<lb/>
animals oblivious to his presence<lb/>
moving far bebw him. I wonder if<lb/>
he dreamt about the rain, about<lb/>
the green and dark safety and<lb/>
freedom of the jungle, of the lea ves<lb/>
and vines from which he was<lb/>
stolen. I wonder if h e dreamt abou t<lb/>
the hunt, the electrified air and the<lb/>
smell of the terrified victim, the<lb/>
pursuit and climactic kill for which<lb/>
he was bom. I wonder if any of<lb/>
those things were still mere in his<lb/>
mind, or in his memory, and<lb/>
something inside of me told me<lb/>
mat they must be, for they were<lb/>
what he was put on earth for, not<lb/>
to live in a small, clear-plastic<lb/>
prison cell and be screamed at by<lb/>
idiot little kids every day of his<lb/>
life. In the very same enclosure a<lb/>
spotted panther paced endlessly<lb/>
back and forth.<lb/>
There was a huge African<lb/>
elephant out in the most spacious<lb/>
of the exhibits, although still only<lb/>
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a grassy field about fifty by fifty<lb/>
yards. I watched him (or her) for<lb/>
quite a while, eating and bathing<lb/>
at a small water hole, and I<lb/>
remembered reading about<lb/>
elephants in National Geographic<lb/>
magazine; how they are very<lb/>
intimate family members, and<lb/>
sensitive communicators with<lb/>
theirgroups.Icouldn'thelp feeling<lb/>
sad watchinghim (or her)out there<lb/>
all alone, perhaps wondering why<lb/>
there were no more ca 11s from the<lb/>
distance, why no one answered<lb/>
his, waiting to hear a familiar voice<lb/>
and never hearing it.<lb/>
I guess it was the big animals<lb/>
that moved ine the most, and<lb/>
maybe that was what they were<lb/>
supposed to do. While thinking<lb/>
about how sad they were, at least<lb/>
I got to see them and understand<lb/>
that there are animals like that out<lb/>
in the world, not just trapped<lb/>
inside our televisions. The closer<lb/>
we get to the wild like that, through<lb/>
zoos, the more we come to try to<lb/>
understand and hence care for the<lb/>
animals of the wild. We are unable<lb/>
to communicate with them, and<lb/>
yet somehow we must, because<lb/>
we are all children of the same<lb/>
world, of the same God, whatever<lb/>
we wish to call Him.<lb/>
True, those animals were put<lb/>
on earth to roam, some of them<lb/>
moving hundreds of miles in their<lb/>
lifetimes, but I realized that<lb/>
perhaps they were the sacrifices<lb/>
for their species, because by<lb/>
coming to know mem seeing mem<lb/>
and feeling for them in at least this<lb/>
way, we can hopefully begin to<lb/>
feel for them in a broader scope,<lb/>
and somehow try to keep them<lb/>
from extinction.<lb/>
One thing I did realize that<lb/>
day, without these animals on<lb/>
earth our world would certainly<lb/>
be a less colorful, more barren<lb/>
place to live, and we should avoid<lb/>
that at all costs, because there is<lb/>
still so much to learn.<lb/>
Summertime brings mosquitos, short tempers<lb/>
I can't imagine that Greenville<lb/>
would have been a very fun place<lb/>
to live prior to the advent of indoor<lb/>
air conditioning.<lb/>
I crive around town and feel<lb/>
thankful that my car has plenty of<lb/>
freon. I try to go running in the<lb/>
morning before it gets too hot, but<lb/>
I waited too long the other day<lb/>
and nearly died.<lb/>
I tend to be sort of hard on<lb/>
Eastern North Carolina; I consider<lb/>
Greenville to bea town thdt'sabout<lb/>
twenty years behind the rest of a<lb/>
state that is about twenty years<lb/>
behind the rest of the country. But<lb/>
overall, during the two years that<lb/>
I have lived here, I think that I<lb/>
have adapted pretty well ? if not<lb/>
happily ? to the political and<lb/>
social norms of my surroundings.<lb/>
Furthermore, I enjoy the fact that<lb/>
itnever gets too cold in thewinter,<lb/>
and I love being so close to the<lb/>
beach.<lb/>
But Greenville in the summer<lb/>
is almost more man anyone should<lb/>
be expected to bear. It's hot, if s<lb/>
humid, and lucky for us, there are<lb/>
plenty of mosquitoes and tobacco.<lb/>
Some people seem to be able to<lb/>
avoid being bitten, but I am a<lb/>
mosquito magnet.<lb/>
I once read that as the weather<lb/>
gets hotter, ice cream sales<lb/>
increase. That makes pretty good<lb/>
sense. I suppose that water bills<lb/>
increase, hot chocolate sales<lb/>
decrease, sunscreen sales increase,<lb/>
etc. However,noneof these things<lb/>
was mentioned along with the ice<lb/>
cream statistic. Instead, the<lb/>
emphasis was on the fact that<lb/>
violent crime also increases.<lb/>
An increase in violent crime<lb/>
during the summer months makes<lb/>
sense. I know that during the<lb/>
interval between the time that 1<lb/>
turn my car on and the time that<lb/>
the air conditioner effectively cools<lb/>
the interior of my vehicle, my<lb/>
temper rises and my patience,<lb/>
what little of it I have to begin<lb/>
with, disappears. I curse (to myself,<lb/>
of course) at people who turn<lb/>
without signaling and fight the<lb/>
urge to rear end anyone with a<lb/>
bumper sticker that says, "Don't<lb/>
blame me. I voted for Bush<lb/>
But I suppress any heat<lb/>
aggravated tendencies that try to<lb/>
erupt. Being in a state of continual<lb/>
physical discomfort, like being too<lb/>
hot, can cause people to react to<lb/>
situations in more impulsive ways<lb/>
that they normally would. Owning<lb/>
a gun in the summer is probably<lb/>
more dangerous than owning one<lb/>
during the winter ? the impulse<lb/>
to use it might be stronger.<lb/>
I suppose there are several<lb/>
reasons why tempers flare during<lb/>
the summer months. First, it's<lb/>
harder to sleep when it's hot Lack<lb/>
of sleep contributes to crankiness<lb/>
and irritability. Second, doing<lb/>
anything is about twice as hard as<lb/>
normal when it's being done in<lb/>
the heat and, therefore, is about<lb/>
twice as frustrating.<lb/>
A third theory was introduced<lb/>
to me by a friend who told me that<lb/>
he is allergic to mosquito bites.<lb/>
Not only does his skin break out<lb/>
around the bitten area, he claims<lb/>
that being bitten triggers a<lb/>
chemical reaction in his brain and<lb/>
puts him in "a really bad mood<lb/>
You can be as skeptical as you like,<lb/>
but people have pleaded not guilty<lb/>
to murder charges on similar<lb/>
grounds. Once, a man accused of<lb/>
murder claimed that on the night<lb/>
in question he had eaten Twinkies,<lb/>
and that the process used to bake<lb/>
the snack cakes caused him to go<lb/>
temporarily insane. During his<lb/>
period of mental deficiency,<lb/>
apparently, he killed someone.<lb/>
Don't get me wrong; I don't<lb/>
mink the heat, mosquito bites or<lb/>
Twinkies are valid excuses for<lb/>
violent behavior.<lb/>
Just recently, two local men<lb/>
shot each other during an<lb/>
argument. Of course, I don't know<lb/>
if the heat had anything to do with<lb/>
that shooting, but I couldn't help<lb/>
thinking that it might have<lb/>
contributed to such a violent<lb/>
solution. Maybe if we realize that<lb/>
heat makes us volatile, we can<lb/>
rationalize calmer responses to our<lb/>
anger. Maybe if we could eatmore<lb/>
ice cream. Maybe we could do<lb/>
something about prevalence of<lb/>
guns  I guess that's another<lb/>
story.<lb/>
In the mean time, good luck<lb/>
staying cool. If you go to the beach,<lb/>
wear some flip flops; I got second<lb/>
degree burns on the soles of my<lb/>
feet from walking barefoot in the<lb/>
sand. Blisters on the bottoms of<lb/>
the feet tend to contribute to<lb/>
irrational behavior.<lb/>
By Jason Williams<lb/>
Government intervention necessary in environment<lb/>
As the sun set over the historic<lb/>
district in New Bern, N.C Sunday<lb/>
evening, I could not help but notice<lb/>
the thin, white cloud s drifting over<lb/>
the Neuse River. Not part of the<lb/>
thunderhead that was quickly<lb/>
dissipating, these clouds belonged<lb/>
to the Weyerhauser lumber<lb/>
processing plant on Highway 43.<lb/>
Some say when the wind is<lb/>
just right, you can smell the sulfur<lb/>
stench in Greenville. I don't know<lb/>
about that ? I live in Grifton ?<lb/>
but I do know you can smell<lb/>
Weyerhauser from several miles<lb/>
away.<lb/>
No matter what your political<lb/>
philosophy, no matter what your<lb/>
position on wetlands, or old<lb/>
growth forests or endangered<lb/>
species, no matter whether you<lb/>
hike and fish and hunt, or just sit<lb/>
on the couch and watch TV ?<lb/>
environmental problems like the<lb/>
one mentioned above affect you,<lb/>
and you should do something<lb/>
about them.<lb/>
I use Weyerhauser for<lb/>
illustrative purposes only; I am<lb/>
not a scientist and for all I know,<lb/>
thecloudsand the smell may beas<lb/>
harmless as phone sex. Besides, I<lb/>
would prefertoiletpaperover com<lb/>
cobs any day, and Weyerhauser<lb/>
provides pulp for paper products.<lb/>
But what if the steam causes<lb/>
cancer, or emphysema or other<lb/>
respiratory problems? What if the<lb/>
discharge from company X's pipes<lb/>
into me Tar River is harmful? What<lb/>
if the pesticide Farmer Brown, Inc<lb/>
sprays on our food might kill us?<lb/>
As I see it, there are basically<lb/>
two types of environmentalism.<lb/>
The first deals mainly with<lb/>
resource issues: forests, wetlands,<lb/>
national parks, wildlife and land<lb/>
use. Adherents to this philosophy<lb/>
are generally more passionate and<lb/>
spiritual about the natural world.<lb/>
Ttese are the people who actually<lb/>
use the national parks.<lb/>
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spite of the fact they vigorously<lb/>
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mat action is correct.<lb/>
Before 1863, the market in the<lb/>
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Southern planters complained that<lb/>
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not turn a profit on their cotton or<lb/>
tobacco. Depriving people of their<lb/>
personal liberty, however, is, and<lb/>
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market. Surely everyone would<lb/>
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? should also be protected.<lb/>
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?<lb/>
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The East Carolinian<lb/>
July 13, 1994<lb/>
Lifestyle<lb/>
Page 5<lb/>
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Hamlet haters" invade ECU playhouse<lb/>
Rex Hayes portrayed John Barrymore<lb/>
Hate Hamlet Hayes is an accomplished<lb/>
Photo Courtesy o- ECU Summer Theatre<lb/>
In the ECU Summer Theatre's offering of "I<lb/>
thesplan ? a veteran of nine Broadway plays.<lb/>
By Brian Hall <lb/>
Staff Writer<lb/>
The East Carolina Summer The-<lb/>
atre continual its 25th season last week<lb/>
with the production of the comedy "I<lb/>
Hate Hamlet" The play continues the<lb/>
recenttrerdoftheeiTtertanuTimtindus-<lb/>
try to make productions about itself.<lb/>
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lilanbusJbisesC,toft?self?rdulgBnt<lb/>
i?tfPWInthiscase,PaulRudnickhas<lb/>
written and the East Carolina Summer<lb/>
Theatrehas prcduoad a comedy some-<lb/>
where between the two<lb/>
The story centers around Andrew<lb/>
Rally (played by JcrathanRobinson),a<lb/>
young actor whose TV series, "L A.<lb/>
Medical was recently canceled At the<lb/>
beginning of the play, Andrew has just<lb/>
antvednNewYoricindisbeirshown<lb/>
his new apartment, once owned by tte<lb/>
late actor Jchn Barrymore, by his rental<lb/>
broker Felicia DantinefKateRnlayson).<lb/>
Wesoonkamthatheliasbeenforcedby<lb/>
hisagentIJllianTioy(DarrieLawience)<lb/>
to play the tide role in "Hamlet" in a<lb/>
production of Shakespeare in the Park.<lb/>
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Deirdre(hisginriend,playedbyjenni-<lb/>
fer R Terrell), Andrew is plagued by<lb/>
doubts about his ability to play such a<lb/>
demanding role. While debating<lb/>
whethaiDplaythepart,Felidasuggests<lb/>
aseario?tocaTtactBanymorethegreat-<lb/>
est American Hamlet"<lb/>
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introductia. of the true star of the pro-<lb/>
ductiarvtheghostcrfBanyrrcrerurnself.<lb/>
Played to perfection by Rex Hayes,<lb/>
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largerthanlife,stentcrianvokK,clres9ed<lb/>
incomplete Hamlet regalia. Barrymore<lb/>
ccmirKEsAndrewtoovenBmehisself-<lb/>
doubts, using rhetoric, cajoling and a<lb/>
swash-bucklingswcsdfightaround the<lb/>
living room.<lb/>
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ingrughtoftheproductiorvArrirewhas<lb/>
become Barrymore, from his voice and<lb/>
delivery, to his incessant drinking. He is<lb/>
still deeply concerned about his acting<lb/>
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mghe reveals thatrusperfornvanoe was<lb/>
a disaster. He is then forced to choose<lb/>
between continuing with the serious<lb/>
theater,ccreturrungtoHolrwoodwith<lb/>
hiswnteproducer-clirectorfrieridGary<lb/>
Peter Lefkowitz(ChrisMcGarry). Gary<lb/>
offers ArKlrew$3rnilliontostarinanew<lb/>
series, "Night School about a teacher<lb/>
who is endowed with superhuman<lb/>
powers at night This being a theater<lb/>
production, it is left uptothereaderto<lb/>
guess whi choice Andrew makes.<lb/>
As Barrymore, Hayes stood out<lb/>
arxtherestofthecastrfewasgiven<lb/>
the best lines by Rudnick, and used<lb/>
them to his full advantage Unlike<lb/>
rnanyodTer3stjrtembers,hissenseof<lb/>
comedic timing was impeccable His<lb/>
physical comedy, such as his overly<lb/>
dramatic entrances and his instruc-<lb/>
tionstoAndrewontheproperwayto<lb/>
take a bow, was uproariously funny.<lb/>
The only member of the cast ca-<lb/>
pableof holding his own with Hayes<lb/>
for even a short while is McGarry. As<lb/>
the self-absorbed parody of the shal-<lb/>
lowHoIlywccd producer Lefkowitz,<lb/>
McGarrynearrstoletheshow,espe-<lb/>
daDy in the first act, with his hilarious<lb/>
observations on life (e.g. Shakespeare<lb/>
is "algebra on stage" and an actor is<lb/>
"an English guy who can't get a se-<lb/>
ries) Since his character is such a<lb/>
shallow charicature of the producers<lb/>
ofmodernenteteinmentrjrcided<lb/>
an excellent foil for Barrymore<lb/>
Indeed, the conflict between<lb/>
See HAMLET page 6<lb/>
Hanks brings gumption to Gump gjJBBBBJ?1<lb/>
By Ike Shibley<lb/>
Staff Writer<lb/>
ForrestGump always remem-<lb/>
bered his mama saying that "life is<lb/>
like a box of chocolates. You never<lb/>
know what you're gonna get<lb/>
Films often have this same feel-<lb/>
ing.<lb/>
Take Forrest Gump for ex-<lb/>
ample. The ads for the film have<lb/>
been deliberately vague, claiming<lb/>
that the world will never look the<lb/>
same once you have seen it<lb/>
through the eyes of Forrest Gu mp.<lb/>
Other than the tag line and the<lb/>
knowledge that Tom Hanks stars<lb/>
in the film, very little can be sur-<lb/>
mised about it. The viewer is un-<lb/>
certain of what waits within the<lb/>
proscenium arch.<lb/>
Generally, a movie can be syn-<lb/>
opsized in one or two lines. "A<lb/>
bus is set to explode if it drops<lb/>
below 50 miles per hour" could<lb/>
describe Speed. "Disney's newest<lb/>
animated feature" would describe<lb/>
The Lion King. The line tells the<lb/>
viewer enough to pique his inter-<lb/>
est and therefore, presumably, see<lb/>
the film.<lb/>
Awork of artlike Forrest Gump<lb/>
does not lend itself to being easily<lb/>
sold. The film is too complex and<lb/>
too unlike other films to summa-<lb/>
rize so tidily. Other than having<lb/>
Oscar winner Tom Hanks in the<lb/>
starring role, Forrest Gump will<lb/>
have to rely on positive reviews<lb/>
and good word of mouth.<lb/>
Forrest Gump tells the story of<lb/>
America during the past 40 years<lb/>
through the eyes of a man with an<lb/>
I.Q. of 75. Gump, played master-<lb/>
fully by Hanks, wanders through<lb/>
the 60s, 70s and 80s, colliding with<lb/>
t<lb/>
many of the toughest problems of<lb/>
the day.<lb/>
Forrest experiences the frus-<lb/>
tration and anger associated with<lb/>
desegregation;Forrestexperiences<lb/>
Vietnam as a private in the Army;<lb/>
Forrest experiences Vietnam pro-<lb/>
tests after receiving the Medal of<lb/>
Honor. He also has a role in other<lb/>
areas of cultural life; he dances for<lb/>
a young Elvis<lb/>
radeship.<lb/>
The human characters in<lb/>
Forrest Gump are what make the<lb/>
film memorable. The tour of his-<lb/>
tory is engaging, and ultimately<lb/>
entertaining, but the charactersare<lb/>
what touches the viewer's heart.<lb/>
Jenny, Bubba, Lieu tenant Dan and<lb/>
Forrest's mother (Sally Field) be-<lb/>
come three-dimensional charac-<lb/>
 ters the<lb/>
by shaking his<lb/>
hips, un-<lb/>
knowingly<lb/>
aids John<lb/>
Iennon in<lb/>
writing<lb/>
"Imagine<lb/>
and calls to re-<lb/>
port a break-<lb/>
in at the<lb/>
Watergate ho-<lb/>
tel in 1972.<lb/>
Though<lb/>
Forrest helps <lb/>
to shape history he never realizes<lb/>
the importance of his acts, nor does<lb/>
he care. He has his own wants and<lb/>
desires. He is content to mow grass<lb/>
all day or run for years on end<lb/>
without thinking of much except<lb/>
for his true love, Jenny (played by<lb/>
Hanna R. Hall as a youngster and<lb/>
Robin Wright as an adult).<lb/>
Jenny is Forrest's first friend,<lb/>
but certainly not his last. During<lb/>
his tour of d uty in Vietnam, Forrest<lb/>
meets Bubba (Mykelti<lb/>
Williamson). Bubba is a shrimper<lb/>
from Alabama who invites Forrest<lb/>
to work with him upon their re-<lb/>
turn to the United States. Forrest<lb/>
also meets Lieutenant Dan (Gary<lb/>
Sinise), his commanding officer.<lb/>
He saves Dan's life and during the<lb/>
ensuingyears, the two forma corn-<lb/>
He is content to<lb/>
mow grass all day<lb/>
or run for years<lb/>
on end without<lb/>
thinking of much<lb/>
except for his<lb/>
true love, Jenny.<lb/>
viewer cares<lb/>
about. Even<lb/>
though the<lb/>
viewer may<lb/>
see only one<lb/>
side of the<lb/>
character,<lb/>
the actors do<lb/>
such an out-<lb/>
standing<lb/>
job, that it is<lb/>
easy to ex-<lb/>
 trapolate to<lb/>
all other ar-<lb/>
eas of that character's personality.<lb/>
This movie is filled with cli-<lb/>
ches. Rock music blares during<lb/>
the Vietnam scenes, the hippie<lb/>
scenes have tie-dyed clothing, long<lb/>
hairand drugs,and thefilm'sclos-<lb/>
ing could be taken from any film<lb/>
whose setting is near the water.<lb/>
Yet, these cliches serve an impor-<lb/>
tant purpose in this film and are<lb/>
not used frivilously. The viewer is<lb/>
allowed to see scenes he has<lb/>
watched many rimes before,<lb/>
through the priviledged view of<lb/>
Forrest Gump's eyes.<lb/>
Forrest talks through most of<lb/>
the film, relating his story on a<lb/>
park bench to strangers. With<lb/>
Forrest's narration, the viewer at-<lb/>
tainsa sense of how Forrest views<lb/>
the world. A horrifying ambush<lb/>
in Vietnam is remembered by<lb/>
Forrest as the time when the sun<lb/>
came out after days of rain. Get-<lb/>
ting wounded, to Forrest was like<lb/>
getting stung. The simple plea-<lb/>
sures Forrest derives from life of-<lb/>
fer a profound lesson to everyone.<lb/>
Yet Forrest Gump does not<lb/>
preach. The story unfolds with<lb/>
littleobvious manipulation on the<lb/>
filmmaker's part. The only obvi-<lb/>
ous goal in the film is to make<lb/>
Forrest seem special. And in this<lb/>
area, they have succeeded hand-<lb/>
ily.<lb/>
Though the film begins with<lb/>
Forrest's mother insisting mat he<lb/>
is just like everyone else, the<lb/>
viewer immediately senses that<lb/>
he is not. Forrest never makes<lb/>
much of an effort to integrate into<lb/>
the mainstream. He is more con-<lb/>
tent to steer his own course and<lb/>
thus accounts for a majority of his<lb/>
success.<lb/>
The success of Forrest Gump,<lb/>
the film, owes a lot to steering<lb/>
away from the mainstream, even<lb/>
though it is a major Hollywood<lb/>
film. The film breaks a lot of main-<lb/>
stream rules. It is quite long (al-<lb/>
most two and a half hours), lacks<lb/>
a big moment near the end, has<lb/>
very little profanity or violence,<lb/>
and has a really goofy title. Yet the<lb/>
film is doing well at the box- jtfice<lb/>
and should continue to do so based<lb/>
on the favorable word of mouth it<lb/>
has been getting.<lb/>
Forrest Gump is a film for ev-<lb/>
eryone. To use an old reviewer<lb/>
standby that has never seemed<lb/>
more appropriate: "You'll laugh,<lb/>
you'll cry, you'll shout for joy<lb/>
On a scale of one to ten, Forrest<lb/>
Gump rates an eight.<lb/>
J Mi no<lb/>
Me Your Chances<lb/>
 Worth A fry<lb/>
Highly Recommended<lb/>
American Ska-thic<lb/>
Various Artists<lb/>
m<lb/>
Chapel Hill group smilin' about debut CD<lb/>
By Kris Hoffler<lb/>
Staff Writer<lb/>
Chapel Hill is noted for that abrasive<lb/>
post-punk genre that defines so many bands<lb/>
to come out of that area. Knocked Down<lb/>
Smilin' mixes this Chapel Hill sound with a<lb/>
Southern-Fried Sea ttle edge and some spunky<lb/>
funk rhythms. The end result is an onslaught<lb/>
of aggressive grooves, not P Funk but Pit<lb/>
Funk.<lb/>
Knocked Down Smilin' has signed<lb/>
with Dr. Lime Records out of Pittsboro. They<lb/>
havejust released theirdebutalbum,aneleven<lb/>
song CD entitled Natural Was The Static. The<lb/>
titlewas inspired bya John Updike quotation,<lb/>
"Human was the music, natural was the static<lb/>
Mason Pitts (Bassist) and Bogie<lb/>
Bowles (d rums), alumru of Berkley's Summer<lb/>
Music Program, form a strong and melodic<lb/>
rhythm section. Bowles really Lysdown some<lb/>
innovative funk rhythms and at times he<lb/>
whips the band into a funky tribal frenzy. The<lb/>
powerful twin guitar lines of Sam Cloyd and<lb/>
Martin Godwin, and the additional factor of<lb/>
Godwin's burly vocals round out the quartet.<lb/>
It's really hard to pin downonedefin-<lb/>
ing sound for these guys. You can hear the<lb/>
college power groove of groups like Billy<lb/>
KNOCKED DOWN SMILIN Ar<lb/>
AW Mm? ? 4<lb/>
natural waswe srat<lb/>
Club Fest and Jonny Quest in their music,<lb/>
sometimes. But there are also some distinct<lb/>
Hendrix riffs in there, some Soundgarden,<lb/>
Zepplin and Police, a mixture of old and new.<lb/>
One of the best songs on the CD is<lb/>
Good Look, a song about a broken friendship. It<lb/>
begins with a preludeof hard riffsani broken<lb/>
drumming, and suddenly jumps into a flow-<lb/>
ing rhythm with a tremendous, flowing so-<lb/>
prano sax traveling lightly over the melliflu-<lb/>
ous funk, good vocals as well.<lb/>
Bent is a dark groove. It begins with a<lb/>
3 minute j im mixed with sound samples from<lb/>
the movies House of Games, Batman and Sus-<lb/>
pect. Then the lyrics kick in with "I wokeup late<lb/>
and had a bowl of you for breakfast Some<lb/>
very dark stuff, but still fun. The track More<lb/>
Things Change is done with some of that vocal<lb/>
distortion that bands like the Ministry made<lb/>
famous, and it doesn't really work well. The<lb/>
lead singer's voice fits the band fine without<lb/>
this added twist. It takes a band that is not as<lb/>
light hearted to utilize this technique effec-<lb/>
tively.<lb/>
The last track is funky and strange Not<lb/>
Again begins with a funk riff that sounds like<lb/>
some old Doobie Brothers tune, but the chorus<lb/>
soon kicks in with a slow Soundgarden type<lb/>
grind. This songreflects the majority of the bands<lb/>
sound, a strange but appealing amalgam from a<lb/>
diverse group of sources, eclectic if you will.<lb/>
Knocked Down Smilin' is a good band<lb/>
and they are trying to push the limits, but they<lb/>
don't push hard enough in the right direction. The<lb/>
college funk band is nothing really out of the<lb/>
ordinary, in fact I think there are more bands with<lb/>
this sound than with the grunge effect these days.<lb/>
However this is their debut CD, and it makes me<lb/>
wonder if they will push more to the dark, brood-<lb/>
ing side of the music and let the funk take a lesser<lb/>
role in their future endeavors. This CD is worth<lb/>
checking out, so get outthere and support some of<lb/>
your fellow Carolinians.<lb/>
Anyone who says they don't like<lb/>
skamusicjusthasn'tlistened toenough<lb/>
of it Honestly, I don't think I've ever<lb/>
met anyone who, after being exposed<lb/>
to ska, didn't at least come away from<lb/>
theexperiencefeelinghappy. Ifssuch<lb/>
bvdy,bouncymusiqsometningabout<lb/>
it just seems to spread like head lice<lb/>
Part of this has to do, I'm sure,<lb/>
withska'sdiveraty.Accmbinationof<lb/>
reggae rhythms, polka beats, and big-<lb/>
band-style horns, the basic ska for-<lb/>
mula has more going for it than your<lb/>
average Top 40 style. And, to make<lb/>
things even more diverse, many ska<lb/>
bands add their own personal twist<lb/>
So there's funk ska, punk ska (some-<lb/>
times known as ska-core), Jamaican<lb/>
ska, jazz ska; there doesn't seem to be<lb/>
any limit to the styles that have been<lb/>
married to ska.<lb/>
All of which brings me toAmeri-<lb/>
can Ska-Thic, a CD collection devoted<lb/>
to Mid west ska bands that showcases<lb/>
ska's diversity. Designed tocoverthe<lb/>
Midwest ska scene past and present<lb/>
American Ska-Thic features ska outfits<lb/>
from the past ten or fifteen years. An<lb/>
excellent compilation, American Ska-<lb/>
Thic offers ska in all its glory.<lb/>
The disc opens up with Weaker<lb/>
Youth Ensemble's "American Style<lb/>
whichis,appropriatelyenough,a typi-<lb/>
cal American ska tune. If s bouncy,<lb/>
features a quick vocal delivery, and is<lb/>
backed up with a beautiful bed of<lb/>
homs,alltrademarksof American ska.<lb/>
If s a fine way to open the album, and<lb/>
whets the listener's appetite for more.<lb/>
"American Style" is followed in<lb/>
quick succession by a wide range of<lb/>
ska tunes thatserveasanintroduction<lb/>
to the ska scene. Johnny Socko offers<lb/>
"Vasectomy which can best be das-<lb/>
See SKA pa ;e 6<lb/>
Flyin'Mice<lb/>
Brighter Day<lb/>
<lb/>
In 1989, Flyin' Mice got their<lb/>
start inNorthCarolira'sfertileroots<lb/>
music scene, Chapel Hill to be spe-<lb/>
cific Their sound is really out of<lb/>
anydefinitecategory,buttheyhave<lb/>
been described as "psychedelic<lb/>
bluegrass" or, oddly enough,<lb/>
"Chapel Hillbilly music Not just<lb/>
another "Dead" band, their suc-<lb/>
cessful fusion of rockabilly and<lb/>
funk gives their music a different<lb/>
edge. Their second full-1 ength CD,<lb/>
Brighter Day, has justbeen released<lb/>
on Dr.Lime Records of Pittsboro.<lb/>
Roots music has gotten so<lb/>
popular lately that even our own<lb/>
WZMB has acquired a show fea-<lb/>
turing this type of music. In case<lb/>
the genreisnot exactly cleartoyou,<lb/>
there are a number a staple bands<lb/>
that comprise thisstyle Bands like<lb/>
The Allman Brothers, Phish, Wide-<lb/>
spread Panic and some group<lb/>
called the Grateful Dead are the<lb/>
leading improvisers in this cat-<lb/>
egory. Their sound is sort of a jazz,<lb/>
folk, rock,and blues fusion. Around<lb/>
these parts we have our own roots<lb/>
music with the likes of Purple<lb/>
School Bus and now Flyin' Mice.<lb/>
In the fall of 1991 they released<lb/>
their first CD, So Hi Drive, which<lb/>
got good reviews from such maga-<lb/>
zines as Option and Relix. The<lb/>
Grateful Dead played this disc be-<lb/>
tween sets at multiple shows on<lb/>
their Spring 1992 tour. Flyin' Mice<lb/>
have shared the stage with such<lb/>
acts as Col. Bruce Hampton and<lb/>
the Aquarium Rescue Unit,<lb/>
Allgood, Leon Russell and other<lb/>
nationally known acts. They have<lb/>
received much praise on their im-<lb/>
provising performances, reinven-<lb/>
See MICE page 6<lb/>
i,<lb/>
I<lb/>
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6 The East Carolinian<lb/>
July 13. 1994<lb/>
SKA<lb/>
Continued from page 5<lb/>
sfied as "funny ska Humor is a<lb/>
major trend in ska; apparently, you<lb/>
hyetohaveagoodsenseofhumorto<lb/>
rfBty this stuff, johnny Socko in par-<lb/>
tffidar is very funny, especially in this<lb/>
song about vasectomy anxiety.<lb/>
johnny Socko is followed by the<lb/>
Peers' "Ye Olde Haus of Mutton<lb/>
This is an insanely fast tune that epito-<lb/>
mizes ska's party attitude the chorus<lb/>
is an accelerated chant of "It don't<lb/>
matteranywayandldon'trealrycare<lb/>
This song's fast pace makes it incred-<lb/>
ibly dancable, at least in ska terms,<lb/>
which leads me to the next track,<lb/>
"Bkankin' in Moon Boots" by Ten<lb/>
Cent Fun. A tribute to the skank, the<lb/>
preferred dance of ska fens (not a<lb/>
sexual reference, as I once thought),<lb/>
this is a party song through and<lb/>
through. Ten Cent Fun also has the<lb/>
cUstirrfoncifbeingoneoftheveryfew<lb/>
ska bands to feature female vocals.<lb/>
Moving right along, we get to<lb/>
International Jet Sefs "Ifs Time<lb/>
Another ska rarity, this one sounds<lb/>
heavilyinfluerKKdbyjazz,whichgives<lb/>
ita truebigband feel. Attheother end<lb/>
o(faes&amp;spectium,AmeriamSka-Thic<lb/>
alsofeaturesHeavyMarmerV'Down<lb/>
in Jamaica which is sort of calypso-<lb/>
reggae-ska.<lb/>
It's only towards the end of the<lb/>
disc that we get to what seems to be<lb/>
one of the modem ska's more domi-<lb/>
nanttrends,ska-core.TlTisrnixofpunk<lb/>
and skaseemsextrernelypopularwith<lb/>
today's up and coming angry youth,<lb/>
andAmeriajnSto-77nc'sentriesarenice<lb/>
examples-FirstupistheBlueMeanies'<lb/>
"Blah Blah Blah not so much an<lb/>
angryrnmktuneascircusmusicplayed<lb/>
at 78 RPM Yes, this one goes really<lb/>
fast; with its zero production values,<lb/>
how can punks not love it? The other<lb/>
ska-core tune, Jack Kevorkian and the<lb/>
Suicide Machines' succinct "Hey is<lb/>
mciretraditkTial.Itstartsoutwithariff<lb/>
thatsounds like bad thrash-metai, but<lb/>
it picks up quickly. Their name alone,<lb/>
however, makes them worth men-<lb/>
tioning.<lb/>
4meriHnSto-77iKdc?eswimtwo<lb/>
very strange tracks. Ganster Fun of-<lb/>
fersa ska versionof ACDC's "Shook<lb/>
MeMNightLong'whkhnotworks<lb/>
all too well It frightened me. This is<lb/>
followed by Heavy Manners' won-<lb/>
derful H"akin'rhe(emtoTeaThis<lb/>
one doesn't sound so much like ska as<lb/>
itdoeslateSeventiespunknewwave<lb/>
stuff (sort of like pre-fame Btondie).<lb/>
I'mnot entirely sure why it'shere,but<lb/>
I'mnot complaining.<lb/>
American Sha-Thk is a nice little<lb/>
compilation. Ifs21 songswrapped up<lb/>
behind a cover by alternative comic<lb/>
book artist and ska fanatic i lumber<lb/>
oneEvanDorkin,and if sloadsof fun.<lb/>
Sorneofthestandardskatracksstartto<lb/>
sound alike after a while, but the disc<lb/>
rurBastaggering70minutessoIdon't<lb/>
mfndsomuch.Sogethappv,al?,oady!<lb/>
Listen to some ska today!<lb/>
? Mark Brett<lb/>
MICE<lb/>
Continued from page 5<lb/>
tion and fresh approach to a tradi-<lb/>
tional genre.<lb/>
Brighter Day is their latest at-<lb/>
tempt at refining their vision of a<lb/>
multi-genre, danceable, rootsy brand<lb/>
of rock. This CD gives you 13 songs<lb/>
that are hybrids of several genres.<lb/>
The title track, "Brighter Day is an<lb/>
acoustic song that borders on folk, an<lb/>
optimistic tune with a soft groove for<lb/>
dancing. There are numerous songs<lb/>
with a very strong bluegrass flavor<lb/>
and sparkling harmonies created by<lb/>
a combination of guitar, mandolin<lb/>
and banjo.<lb/>
"Barney's Breakdown" and<lb/>
"Blues for Bendy" are probably the<lb/>
HAMLET<lb/>
most traditional songs on this re-<lb/>
lease, thesesongsareold style "back<lb/>
porch music" for fans of folk. 'Tm<lb/>
On My Way" has a very distinct<lb/>
Cajun feel with a guest musician on<lb/>
the accordion and a strange<lb/>
rockabilly flavor.Most of their songs<lb/>
haveanold time feel to them, yet the<lb/>
lyrics are modem. These guys could<lb/>
fit in in a number of different for-<lb/>
mats, including country, rock, blue-<lb/>
grass and folk, or even psychedelic<lb/>
The final song on the CD is a<lb/>
dolorous ballad recorded outside<lb/>
of the studio under the Pittsboro<lb/>
sky, you can even hear some bugs<lb/>
and other unidentifiable noises in<lb/>
the background. This song is con-<lb/>
cerned with the loss of a lover to<lb/>
suicide, a very powerful and bleak<lb/>
song.<lb/>
Brighter Day is definitely a step<lb/>
forward for Flyin' Mice. If you are<lb/>
into the roots music scene this is<lb/>
definitely a band foryoutocheckout<lb/>
and they will be in Greenville soon.<lb/>
Theirexpertiseatimprovisationand<lb/>
their synthesis of many genres will<lb/>
appeal to a wider type of audience<lb/>
and they remain true to tradition as<lb/>
well for all you old timersout there.<lb/>
?Kris<lb/>
Hoffler<lb/>
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Lifestyle<lb/>
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July 13, 1994<lb/>
Sports<lb/>
Ponderings<lb/>
Ahh, media hype. What<lb/>
credible news source can live<lb/>
without it? Not many, it seems.<lb/>
? Why else would a<lb/>
Dave Pond Sub200 OUt-<lb/>
Assistant fielder in the bush<lb/>
Sports Editor ieagues be fol-<lb/>
lowed around by throngs of re-<lb/>
porters, all hoping to find a mor-<lb/>
sel of exclusive information that<lb/>
hasn't been publicized by the me-<lb/>
dia buzzards before them? Now,<lb/>
public relations groups are get-<lb/>
ting in on the act. Last weekend's<lb/>
Carolina Mudcats program had<lb/>
a glossy full-cover shot of the<lb/>
Birmingham Barons' most well-<lb/>
known ? and weakest-hitting<lb/>
? outfielder, 45 Michael Jor-<lb/>
dan. Oh yeah, there is a small<lb/>
Mudcat logo in the bottom left-<lb/>
hand corner. This is simply a<lb/>
Mudcat front-office sellout, just<lb/>
to make a buck. This program<lb/>
may become a "collector's item"<lb/>
in years to come, but how can the<lb/>
Mudcatplayersfeelaboutit?You<lb/>
would never go to a Miami Dol-<lb/>
phins game at Joe Robbie Sta-<lb/>
dium, purchase a program, and<lb/>
see Troy Aikman or Joe Montana<lb/>
on the cover. The goal of any<lb/>
public relations department is to<lb/>
support and increase the visibil-<lb/>
ity of its company or group, not<lb/>
to shamelessly promote the op-<lb/>
position.<lb/>
?<lb/>
Speaking of media hype, let's<lb/>
talkjuiceforamoment. Although<lb/>
the Nicole Brown Simpson<lb/>
Ronald Goldman murder case<lb/>
(sorry, contrary to some belief, it<lb/>
is not the O.J. Simpson murder<lb/>
case) is still unsolved, the media<lb/>
nailed O.J. to the wall from Day<lb/>
One. Time ran a clearly-doctored<lb/>
darkened version of Simpson's<lb/>
mugshot onnational cover, soon<lb/>
after the murder charges were<lb/>
announced. This came after<lb/>
television's slightly-televised<lb/>
tour of downtown Los Angeles.<lb/>
Rush Limbaughrecently brought<lb/>
up a good point about "The<lb/>
Chase" ? if O.J. had been slain,<lb/>
would the police really have let it<lb/>
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pects in the truck just ahead? Of<lb/>
course not. I've seen better police<lb/>
procedure on "CHiPs<lb/>
Monday's Major League<lb/>
Baseball All-Star Home Run<lb/>
Derby proved to be quite excit-<lb/>
ing. Ken Griffey Jr. blasted seven<lb/>
home runs to lead the .American<lb/>
League sluggers to their fourth<lb/>
straight victorv over the national<lb/>
leaguers, 17-10. Chicago White<lb/>
Sox slugger Frank Thomas hit the<lb/>
longest shot of the afternoon, a<lb/>
519-foot blast off the facade of<lb/>
Three Rivers Stadium. The only<lb/>
disapointmentofthecompetition<lb/>
was Mike Piazza who, for the<lb/>
second straight year, failed to go<lb/>
vard, held to a few sharp line<lb/>
drives butmostlypop-jps. Other<lb/>
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ECU still out to sea<lb/>
By Brian Olson<lb/>
Sports Editor<lb/>
Where the Pirates will dock<lb/>
their ship in the near future is still<lb/>
undecided.<lb/>
Still determined to join a con-<lb/>
ference, ECU has two prospects:<lb/>
the Metro (Louis ville,UNC-Char-<lb/>
lotte, South Florida, Southern<lb/>
Miss Tulane, Virginia Common-<lb/>
wealth and Virginia Tech) and<lb/>
the Great Midwest (Alabama-Bir-<lb/>
mingham, Cincinnati, Dayton,<lb/>
DePaul, Marquette, Memphis and<lb/>
St. Louis).<lb/>
Yet, there is also the possibil-<lb/>
ity that these conferences could<lb/>
merge with the football programs<lb/>
dictating the way. Five of the six<lb/>
football-playing school officials<lb/>
(Southern Miss, Tulane, Louis-<lb/>
ville, Cincinnati and Memphis)<lb/>
met at the end of June to discuss<lb/>
the situation, but nothing was re-<lb/>
solved.<lb/>
"By the end of the summer,<lb/>
we hope to have everything<lb/>
worked out and put an end to<lb/>
this said Metro publicity direc-<lb/>
tor Jamie Kimbrough in a phone<lb/>
interview.<lb/>
There was speculation that a<lb/>
deal with the Metro conference<lb/>
was close at hand, but apparently<lb/>
that was not the case. A final de-<lb/>
cision could happen in at least<lb/>
two weeks, or by the end of the<lb/>
summer, according to ECU sports<lb/>
information director Charles<lb/>
Bloom.<lb/>
"If it happens, it will be a<lb/>
wonderful thing said ECU head<lb/>
coach Steve Logan. "If it doesn't,<lb/>
at the same time we will just con-<lb/>
tinue to keep doing what we are<lb/>
doing. I don't think it is going to<lb/>
be momentous if we don't get in.<lb/>
File Photo<lb/>
ECU running back, Junior Smith, is entering his final<lb/>
season. He could easily be a Heisman Trophy candidate this<lb/>
coming season. ECU'S last candidate was Jeff Blake in 1991<lb/>
I think if we do get in, it will<lb/>
obviously be a big deal for our<lb/>
whole athletic program.<lb/>
"We've just got to keep our<lb/>
nose to the grindstone and keep<lb/>
working, and eventually it is go-<lb/>
ing to happen, I'm convinced of<lb/>
that. I would like this thing to<lb/>
work because the people they're<lb/>
talking about I think that we are<lb/>
very competitive with and a natu-<lb/>
ral rival too. It could be really<lb/>
good and I hope it happens, but<lb/>
again I'm not losing sleep over it.<lb/>
If it doesn't happen, I think it's<lb/>
really important that wejustkeep<lb/>
doing what we're doing and then<lb/>
it will happen eventually<lb/>
If ECU does join one or the<lb/>
combination of these conferences,<lb/>
the teams will most likely include<lb/>
Southern Miss, Tulane, Cincin-<lb/>
nati, Memphis and possibly Lou-<lb/>
isville. ECU would most likely be<lb/>
See CONFERENCE page 8<lb/>
Jordan still swinging hot air<lb/>
By Jason Williams<lb/>
Staff Writer<lb/>
Photo by Jason Williams<lb/>
Michael Jordan, seen here making one of his<lb/>
unsuccessful attempts at the plate Sat. night, has said<lb/>
that he plans to spend the All-Star break with his family.<lb/>
He has denied rumors of a basketball return.<lb/>
Foraguywhocan'thit, Michael<lb/>
Jordan sure draws a crowd.<lb/>
On his second appearance at<lb/>
Five County Stadium in Zebukm,<lb/>
N.Cthis season, Jordan wentacom-<lb/>
bined l-for-9 in three games, but<lb/>
managed to attract record crowds<lb/>
despite his .195 batting average.<lb/>
In a Saturday night double-<lb/>
header, the Carolina Mudcats split<lb/>
with Jordan's Birmingham Barons,<lb/>
dropping the first game 5-1 while<lb/>
winning the nightcap 6-0. The Bar-<lb/>
ons won Sunday's game 12-0.<lb/>
Saturday's opener began with<lb/>
autograph-seekers scurrying behind<lb/>
the stands to get a glimpse of Jordan<lb/>
taking batting practice. Once the<lb/>
game began, fans crowded the<lb/>
rightfield bleachers to cheer Jordan<lb/>
on in the outfield.<lb/>
The Barons' thirdbasemanChris<lb/>
Snopekopened the first game witha<lb/>
three-run homer over the left-field<lb/>
fence,and Birmingham neverlooked<lb/>
back. Pitcher Joey Vierra scattered<lb/>
See JORDAN page 8<lb/>
Im?<lb/>
Based on last week's trial<lb/>
and hype, what do you<lb/>
think of OJ's case?<lb/>
Photos by Leslie Petty<lb/>
Angela Ervin?<lb/>
"Guilty, based upon<lb/>
evidence brought out<lb/>
thus far, and the fact<lb/>
he has no alibis<lb/>
between the suspected<lb/>
murder time. Time<lb/>
will tell<lb/>
Caroline Smith? "I<lb/>
do not feel he is<lb/>
capable of<lb/>
committing an act<lb/>
as harsh as they<lb/>
are accusing htm<lb/>
of. I believe he was<lb/>
set up<lb/>
Christopher Smitty?<lb/>
"With all the<lb/>
evidence that has<lb/>
been presented,<lb/>
everything points to<lb/>
him being guilty, but<lb/>
I do not see how he<lb/>
could have done it<lb/>
Page Folley? "He<lb/>
is not guilty until<lb/>
proven. Until then,<lb/>
my opinion is<lb/>
rather unbiased<lb/>
Page 7<lb/>
ECU Football Notes<lb/>
SEVEN FORMER PIRATES ON CFL ROSTERS<lb/>
Seven former ECU football players are listed on opening<lb/>
season rosters for the Canadian FooTball League. This list includes<lb/>
Jerry Dillon (Sacramento Gold Miners), Luke Fisher (Shreveport<lb/>
Pirates), Charles Miles (Sacramento Gold Miners), Junior Robinson<lb/>
(Sacramento Gold Miners), Al Whiting (Las Vegas Posse), Henry<lb/>
Williams (Edmonton Eskimos) and Walter Wilson (Baltimore).<lb/>
Dillon played linebacker four seasons (1989-92) at East Caro-<lb/>
lina, finishing with 298 total tackles, with 22 behind the line of<lb/>
scrimmage. Fisher finished his ECU career at tight end in 1991 as<lb/>
the school's all-time leading receiver with 102 catches for 1,462<lb/>
yards. Miles played running back for two seasons at ECU (1991-<lb/>
92), gaining 319 yards on 32 carries.<lb/>
Robinson played defensive back at ECU for three seasons<lb/>
(1987-89) and had 184 tackles and 13 interceptions. He averaged<lb/>
23.7 yards per kickoff return during his career, which is sixth on the<lb/>
school's all-time list.<lb/>
Whiting played wide receiver for three seasons (1988-90) and<lb/>
caught 45 passes for 624 yards. Williams is third in ECU history in<lb/>
career kickoff returns (1983-84), averaging 25.7 yards on 43 re-<lb/>
turns. He led the nation in kickoff returns in 1983 with a 31.1 yard<lb/>
average.<lb/>
Wilson finished his ECU career as the school's career leader<lb/>
in receiving yards with 1,670 (91 catches). He was a four-time<lb/>
letterman (1986-89) at wide receiver.<lb/>
SMITH ON DOAK WALKER PRE-SEASON LIST<lb/>
Senior running back Junior Smith (Fayetteville, N.C.) is one of<lb/>
38 pre-season candidates for the prestigious Doak Walker Award,<lb/>
which recognizes the nation's outstanding collegiate running backs.<lb/>
The list was released by the GTE-SMU Athletic Forum, which<lb/>
selects the award winner.<lb/>
This year's pre-season candidates are the most impressive in<lb/>
the 5-year history of the Doak Walke? Award in terms of the<lb/>
institutions they represent said George T. Reynolds, III, chairman<lb/>
of the GTE-SMU Athletic Forum.<lb/>
The Doak Walker Award is named for the Southern Methodist<lb/>
University running back who led the 1949 Mustangs to a Cotton<lb/>
Bowl victory and personified the term "scholar-athlete It is the only<lb/>
major award which recognizes and rewards scholarship, citizenship<lb/>
and leadership as well as athletic achievement.<lb/>
Juniors and seniors playing in a running back position and<lb/>
currently enrolled and in good academic standing at an NCAA<lb/>
division l-A college or university may be nominated. In addition,<lb/>
candidates for the Doak Walker National Running Back Award must<lb/>
have demonstrated leadership and good citizenship.<lb/>
Semi-finalists for the award will be selected by the GTE-SMU<lb/>
Athletic Forum Board of Directors in November. The 1994 Doak<lb/>
Walker Award and the accompanying $10,000 Doak Walker Schol-<lb/>
arship to the award recipienf s college or university wiH be presented<lb/>
at an awards banquet on December 6,1994, in Dallas, Texas.<lb/>
Smith finished sixth in the nation last year in rushing, averaging<lb/>
122.9 yards per game. He needs just 348 yards in 1994 to become<lb/>
the school's career rushing leader. He already owns the school<lb/>
marks for single-game and single-season rushing yards.<lb/>
NU SKIN HONORS COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYS OF THE YEAR<lb/>
For the second straight year, Nu Skin International is sponsor-<lb/>
ing the College Football Plays of the Year. And for the second<lb/>
straight year, ECU has been featured on a videotape, which<lb/>
contains the top 45 plays in college football of the previous season.<lb/>
Last season, ECU'S Reggie Robinson, a senior linebacker<lb/>
from Greensboro, N.C, earned an honorable mention when he<lb/>
intercepted a pass against Kentucky on Nov. 13,1993.<lb/>
In 1992, Carlester Crumpler's game-winning touchdown catch<lb/>
against Virginia Tech was featured.<lb/>
The "Play of the Year" in 1993 featured Colorado running-back<lb/>
Lamont Warren, who threw a 40-yard halfback pass to Charles<lb/>
Johnson for a touchdown.<lb/>
The videotape will go on sale in the late summer with proceeds<lb/>
to benefit several charitable organizations.<lb/>
For information on how to obtain the tape, write to Nu Skin<lb/>
International, College Football Play of the Year, 75 West Center,<lb/>
Provo, UT 84601.<lb/>
Upsets occur in first week of<lb/>
second session intramurals<lb/>
(Rec. Serv.) ? Several surpris-<lb/>
ing upsets headlined play in the first<lb/>
week of 2nd summer session intra-<lb/>
mural sports as championship teams<lb/>
from previous semesters were dealt<lb/>
heavy blows while attempting to de-<lb/>
fend their titles. Round robinplay will<lb/>
conclude this week, and next week's<lb/>
playoff action is expected to be highly<lb/>
competitive. In 3-on-3 Basketball, the<lb/>
featured contest matched the "Fat<lb/>
Cats composed of players from the<lb/>
lstsummersession5-on-5champions<lb/>
against the "Longfellows who had<lb/>
captured the3-c?rt-3titlesbothlast sum-<lb/>
mer and during the 1993-94 year. Led<lb/>
by the offense of Brian Haislip and<lb/>
BartNeuman'TneFatCats" emerged<lb/>
victorious over the "Longfellows<lb/>
who were without Neil Torrey, witha<lb/>
39-32 win The all-around offensive<lb/>
play of Eric Foley and the long-range<lb/>
shooting of Todd Moser kept it dose<lb/>
for the "Longfellows "Nowhere to<lb/>
Rua'behind the steady offensiveplay<lb/>
of Daniel Finn and the rebounding of<lb/>
Frankie Durham, defeated<lb/>
"Solomon's Wisemen Return" 21-<lb/>
15 ina defensivebattle. Jeff Byrd and<lb/>
Jamie Rowland led the "Wisemen<lb/>
whoweresetbackduetoaninjuryto<lb/>
Mark Solomon. Finally, "The<lb/>
Crusties" were winners 33-30 over<lb/>
"De Mala Muerte led by a bal-<lb/>
anced attack fromShannonCowan,<lb/>
Brad French and Jacob Jones. Bran-<lb/>
don WcotenandChrisNelsonpaced<lb/>
the offense for "De Mala Muerte<lb/>
In Co-Rec Softball, 1st summer<lb/>
bessionrunners-up The Economics<lb/>
Society" exacted a measure of re-<lb/>
venge opening play with victories<lb/>
over defending champion<lb/>
"Summer'sFinest" 10-6andthe"Fun<lb/>
TeamLesterZeagerscoredsixtimes<lb/>
in the two games to lead the offense<lb/>
while Scott Mozingo and Courtney<lb/>
Harold made major hitting contri-<lb/>
butions. "Summer's Finest" gained<lb/>
a split for the week in taking a 16-6<lb/>
See INTRAMURALS page 8<lb/>
<pb facs="00058483_0008"/><lb/>
HBM HMHUMMI<lb/>
8 The East Carolinian<lb/>
July 13, 1994<lb/>
Irish continue to make history<lb/>
(AP)?Tradition, and the right to<lb/>
call the shots, mean a lot at Notre<lb/>
Dame. It wasn't easy to give up either<lb/>
one.<lb/>
Ninety-six years after the univer-<lb/>
sity played its first men's basketball<lb/>
game, it finally has joined a confer-<lb/>
ence. Notre Dame traded autonomy<lb/>
? a cherished institution under the<lb/>
Golden Dome?for what could be a<lb/>
fasttrack back to national prominence<lb/>
as the 13th member of the Big East.<lb/>
The Fighting Irish will compete in<lb/>
the Big East in every sport except foot-<lb/>
ball, beginning in 1995. As the only<lb/>
big-money sport involved, and the<lb/>
only Notre Dame sport not currently<lb/>
tied toaconference, basketball was the<lb/>
obvious focusofthemoveannounced<lb/>
Monday.<lb/>
Surrenderingitsindependentsta-<lb/>
tus has been a sore subject for Notre<lb/>
Dame. While basketball coach John<lb/>
MacLeod cheered the lifting of his<lb/>
biggest recruiting barrier, athletic di-<lb/>
rector Dick Rosenthal bristled at the<lb/>
notion that Notre Dame had been<lb/>
forced into a league.<lb/>
"Clearly, we didn't join the Big<lb/>
East because we wanted to cease be-<lb/>
ing independent said Rosenthal, in<lb/>
Colorado forwhathesaid was his first<lb/>
real vacation in seven years. "I think<lb/>
Notre Dame could have stayed very<lb/>
well as an independent<lb/>
The main reason Notre Dame<lb/>
sought out the Big EastlastNovember<lb/>
wastoenhanceitsnon-revenuesports,<lb/>
many of which have climbed to na-<lb/>
tional prominence, Rosenthal said.<lb/>
Thatopporfunity seemed tohave<lb/>
been missed just four months ago,<lb/>
when the Big East passed up Notre<lb/>
Dametoconcentrate on self-preserva-<lb/>
tion.<lb/>
The conference expanded to 12<lb/>
full-time members March 9, adding<lb/>
football-onlyschoolsRutgersandWest<lb/>
Virginia, but denying the same status<lb/>
toTempleand Virginia Tech, also foot-<lb/>
ball-only members. Play will be es-<lb/>
tablished in 1996.<lb/>
INTRAMURALS<lb/>
Continued from page 7<lb/>
win over the "Fun Team" as Claire<lb/>
Norman, Sandy Meadows, and Mark<lb/>
Holley have generated the primary<lb/>
run support. The "Fun Team" hopes<lb/>
to break out of their slump heading<lb/>
into the playoffs but will require an<lb/>
awakeningfromsluggerEmilyGoetz<lb/>
to get the offense going.<lb/>
Men's Softball featured some<lb/>
high-scoringaffairs with the topgame<lb/>
of the week matching "U Lose II"<lb/>
against "Summer's Finest" (men's<lb/>
team). Inanexcitingsee-sawbattle "U<lb/>
Lose II" won a hard-fought 19-18 vic-<lb/>
tory as Allan Smith scored the win-<lb/>
ning run in the bottom of the last<lb/>
inning tohelp his team finish the week<lb/>
with a 2-0 record. Mike Kehoe scored<lb/>
five times for "U Lose II" while Sfu<lb/>
Windleyproidedstead)'pitchingand<lb/>
scored four times as well. "Summer's<lb/>
Finest" finished the week at 2-1 with<lb/>
victories over "The Crusties" and<lb/>
'TenthousePlayers"asToddThigpen,<lb/>
Kemp Ewing and Bryant Becton pro-<lb/>
vided steady hitting and defensive<lb/>
play. "The Penthouse Players" also<lb/>
finished at 2-1 as Rob Chapman and<lb/>
Glen Hodgjns powered the offense.<lb/>
Neil Dickinson played in only one<lb/>
game for "Penthouse but scored<lb/>
four times and pitched effectively.<lb/>
"The Crusties" struggled during the<lb/>
first week playing World Cup soccer<lb/>
with the ball in the outfield and in<lb/>
chilled some cold bats.<lb/>
Golf outings and trips to Europe<lb/>
left this unit somewhat in disarray,<lb/>
but they hope for greater success in<lb/>
theupcomingweek. The spectacular<lb/>
fielding of Billy Layton and the hit-<lb/>
ting of Kelby Thomdyke and Daniel<lb/>
Finn highlighted efforts of the<lb/>
"Crusties<lb/>
Volleyball play also begins this<lb/>
week in Christenbury Gym. Top<lb/>
Teams include Marty Hurst's "Car-<lb/>
riage House Best Crystal Tedder's<lb/>
"No Fear" and Debbie Hill's "Beer<lb/>
Huggers<lb/>
JORDAN<lb/>
Continued from page 7<lb/>
seven hits in six innings to pick up<lb/>
his fourth win of the season.<lb/>
Jordan went0-for-3,andstruck<lb/>
out with a man in scoring position<lb/>
in the first inning. He failed to hit the<lb/>
ball out of the infield in each of his<lb/>
three at-bats.<lb/>
Carolina won the second game<lb/>
behind strong pitching by Mariano<lb/>
Delos Santos and timely hitting by<lb/>
centerfielder Jermaine Allensworth.<lb/>
The Barons had only four hits, and<lb/>
Jordan went 0-for-2, but reached<lb/>
base on a walk during his final at-<lb/>
bat. For the nightcap, he moved<lb/>
from his usual position of rightfield<lb/>
to designated hitter.<lb/>
In Sunday's game, won by the<lb/>
Barons, Jordan went l-for-4 with<lb/>
two RBIs. After the game, he had<lb/>
the following announcement:<lb/>
"There wasa lot of speculation<lb/>
made about my announcement of<lb/>
retirement and going back to bas-<lb/>
ketball, and itwasn'tstartedby me.<lb/>
I think that's some of the media<lb/>
pressures trying to get me back in<lb/>
the game. That's totally not going<lb/>
to happen.<lb/>
"No, I'm not going back to<lb/>
basketball, as I heard you guys say<lb/>
on television and on the radio. I'm<lb/>
here. I'm happy to be here and I will<lb/>
remain here<lb/>
Olson's Trivia Quiz<lb/>
Q. Now that the All-Star break is here, what teams, or team, have<lb/>
been first in their division with a losing record for the first half of<lb/>
the season?<lb/>
puepieQ J3.o pra lueS gt e poq pue pjOMi -?j. ' Ml!? ISM anSeai<lb/>
CONFERENCE<lb/>
Continued from page 7<lb/>
a full-time member in all sports<lb/>
with a new affiliation.<lb/>
Louisville is apparently on the<lb/>
bubble with this deal. About a<lb/>
month ago, Louisville was a school<lb/>
which was uncertain of which path<lb/>
to take and they could possibly be<lb/>
thinking that there football pro-<lb/>
gram is fine as an independent.<lb/>
Louisville athletic director Bill<lb/>
Olsen could not be reached for<lb/>
comment.<lb/>
Virginia Tech is currently part<lb/>
of the Big East in football. When<lb/>
the Big East expanded Rutgers and<lb/>
Temple as full-time members a<lb/>
few months ago, it left Tech a little<lb/>
disturbed. At the time, Big East<lb/>
officials said that it would not ex-<lb/>
pand at all until at least the year<lb/>
2000, but Monday the Big East<lb/>
grabbed Notre Dame into all<lb/>
sports, except football, for a sort of<lb/>
a compromise with the basketball<lb/>
teams.<lb/>
Now that gives the Big East<lb/>
13 basketball schools and could<lb/>
set the stage for another expan-<lb/>
sion ? possibly Tech for basket-<lb/>
ball ? and the league would al-<lb/>
most have to go to divisional play<lb/>
within the conference.<lb/>
Tech has an agreement with<lb/>
the Big East in football, and if<lb/>
they were to pull out, they would<lb/>
have to pay about $1 million ac-<lb/>
cording to Tech sports informa-<lb/>
tion director Dave Smith.<lb/>
"We're really not looking to<lb/>
get out at all Smith said in a<lb/>
phone interview. "We would like<lb/>
to have all our sports in one con-<lb/>
ference, in the Big East. I'm sure<lb/>
some of our alumni are disap-<lb/>
pointed with the decision Notre<lb/>
Dame's joimg The Big East, but<lb/>
we understand the decision<lb/>
If a decision is reached, the<lb/>
plan will probably be put into<lb/>
effect in the fall of 1996.<lb/>
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