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The Rape of Rhetoric Columnist critiques clueless prof speaks for victims. 4 Stallone flick stalls 7 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot shows Sly isn't worthy. Qftft i�uBt (Earaltman Sewing the East Carolina campus community since 1925. 66 No.20 Thursday, March 26, 1992 Greenville North Carolina Circulation 12,000 10 Pages Student dies in crash � student at State1 nh'ersity was when he lost control of the car dt g and ran into a tree ung Ising I n id Fan, 7 was dnv- in u conditions in West irginia near tl m Maryland border when the accident oc- c urred !e died w hile being transported by medical helicopter to Baltimore, Md. fellow student,rhomas Gray, who also worked uith Fan said he felt ' shock" after hearing about Fan's death I wasprobablv the last one to talk with n before he left (ra said School offers doctoral i hfS. hool of Social Work at the Univer- sity of North Carolina .itha pel Hill was recenth granted theapproval to otter a doc- toral degree I V Board ol Governors member K Hip Haire said the degree would help satisfy thegrow ingneed for spec ially trained soi ial v orkers in the area We think there is a regional need with .ill that is going on in society Haire said Social work programs are becoming more nt essarv i i (-chairwoman of the nev dtxitoral pro- gram Anne-Linda Furstenberg,said thepro- gram would prepare students to conduct rese in h on sk ial problems ami teach them htm ti .1e elopscx ial inten cnti. mprograms � � p solve those problen Crew removes asbestos While manv students at Appalachian State University were laying on sunny beaches over Spring Break, construction Cfews were hard at work in the student union building on campus. fhe ceiling of the game room in the building contained asbestos, but all of it was rerrx� ed i er the break moving the asbestos is onlv the first of manv renovations that are to take place at the student union building When the stu- dent union re-opens in lgg4 it will be twice its current sie Student suffers in coma n N i State student Is in a coma and remain- in critical condition after being m- liired in an automobile accident over Spring Break. ( lark Fargis, ly suffered four cerebral hemorrhage after the car he was driving hydroplaned and slid off the road into a tree in Rih kingham County I loctors at Bowman (rav Medical School Hospital Induced the coma in order to con- trol shock and reduce swelling. Once Fargis was tAen off the drugs that kept him in a coma, he remained on life support systems. Fargis' sister I �nna Helpon, said it is still loo earlv to tell how quickly Fargis won It! respond to being taken off the drugs B.U. offers food course �hidentsat Boston University will sixn be able to lake a course that studies the anthropology of food. Phe course, taught by Mary Beaudry, is designed to help students answer why people eat the hxxts they io, and how cer- tain food related traditions have derived. Die i lass i, dh kSfld into two sections titled, "Food rahos,indRituals"and"Fnod and I nnk as Sot ial Clue. Students will study how food and bev- erage refle 11 ulture in dailv life and special events such as feasts, baptisms and wed- dings Compiled by E lira bath Shimmat Takan from CPS and othar campus nawapapara. Inside Thursday (rime Scene I ditonal94 SatireI Classifieds� I niertainmenl I Comics� Spons � Board updates harassment policies By Jeff Becker Staff Writer On a roll The roller-blading fad has finally hit Greenville and the ECU campus Many active students have been taking advantage of the sunny weather (n March 20, EC U 's I tard i A I rust- ees passed three amendments to the f.jsf Carolina University Faculty Manual to u pdate the university's sexual, racial and ethnic harassment and discrimina- tion polices and prohibit relationships between students and their teachers. The first amendment. Appendix V, expands H U's existing sexual ha- rassment and discrimination policy to include more than just blatant sexual propositions. According to Mary Ann Rose, director of equal employment opportune (FFO), the amendmentcat- egorizes sexual harassment into two groups: straight-out exchange and hos- tile environment. "Hostile environment is where don't ever say to you 'III do this for you it von do this for me tvpeof deal, but I just make life hell tor you " Rose said " Fhe easiest example u i tuld be in the workforce. The guy who comes in and just makes life hell for his secretary: who appnaches her, makes 11 mments about her body, remarks, gestures, that kind of thing Appendix V also prohibits any re- lationships between studentsand teach- ers. The Amendment states it is against the policies of East c arolina University for employees of the um ersir to engage in consensual amorous relationships with students from whom the employee is or will be supervising andor evaluating (This policy does not apply in cases where both the amorous relationship and the supervising andor ealuating rela- tionship were initiated before the policy's adoption date.)" Rose said conflicts of interest can be avoided. "If you are in mv class, and we are in love, we are going to top seeing each other for the duration of this class or, what we can do, is move vou to another class " he said Policies concerning favoritism be- tween university employees are gov- erned in a separate amendment to the Faculty Manual. The second amendment. Appen- dix VV, states that any form of racial or ethnic harassment or discrimination causing unequal treatment or severe emotional disturbance will violate uni- versity policy. The Amendment defines harass- ment as insulting, threatening, harm- ing or unfairly treating someone be- cause of their race or ethnic affiliation. Policies umcerningdiscnmination in hiring and recruitment are handled in a separate amendment to the Faculty Manual The third amendment, Appendix Y establishes two levels of procedures for handling grievances brought against faculty members The proce- dures not onlv establish guidelines for See Harass page 3 Union president-elect sets new goals By Christie Lawrence Staff Writer Dena Price, the Student Union president-elect, has set new goals tor next year's event programming I'm e's ision and goals for the future incliidecontinuing the enthusiasm anil the quality of programming that she has seen since she became involved In the Student Union and promoting Student Union events. "If a person did nothing moreoncampus than attend Stu- dent Lnion eviTtts, they'd be busy every night Price said. To continue the quality of programming, Price plans to do some co-programming of simi- lar events within different com- mittees. For example, co-pro- gTamming a film series with an art series. Every year the Student Unk in tnes ti I sctlfdu le pn igrams that coincide with such even tsas Black History month and Aids Awareness, she said This year the Student Lnion was respon- sible for bringing the AIDSquilt tn Mendenhall. Another well- known Student Lnion event is Barefoot on the Mall. Price's involvement over me past three years in student orga- nizations and leadership posi- tions will help her in her en- deavor as the future Student Union President Price has been a member of a social sorority, the Residence Hall Association and president of two honor societies. This past year she served as the produc- tions hair of the Student Union. Patrick I ougherty, the cur- rent Student Union president, said whoever has the position of Student Union president has to havea visionof where they want the Student Lnion to go The purpose of the Student Union is to provide balanced programs to suit the needs of the diverse student btxly Price s first duty was to ap- point an assistant and 11 chair- persons for the committees. According ti Price, most of these chairpersons are strong leaders on campus already but are new 10 the Student Union Price said she feels that achieving her goals this vear will be made easier because thecjuaI- ity of people that are chainng all of the committees According to Dougherty, Phcrto by Kavin Amoa � ECU Photo Lab Dena Price, the Student Union president-elect, and current President Patrick Dougherty discuss future plans Price will take over the position Apnl 26 part of the challenge in the Stu- dent Union is to maintain a high level of enthusiasm. Since many of the new committee members have not been involved with the Student Union before, Price feels that they will "breathe new life" into this year's Student Union. Promotion of all of the Stu- dent U nion ev ents is one of Pnce's biggest goals. She said almost every form of entertainment on campus is bmught here by those who are on the Student Union committees. SGA offers voting incentives By Julie Roscoe Assistant Ntws Editor S( .A is looking for new ways to increase student involvement and vot- ing in theSC ' A elections on April Lsuch as prizes for voting and increasing stu- dent awareness of the candidates. "Last vear, fewer than 5()0 students voted said Kristie Hoffstedder, chair of the SO A elections committee. "That's just sad Hoffstedder is in charge of making sure things run sm�Hthly and all the election rules are followed. To increase the student involvement the vice chair, Brett Joyl, and the 15- member elections committee are creat- ing incentives such as gifts of Blow- Pops for voters and a raffle for a bicycle from The Bicycle Post. Another idea in the works is a free night at a local bar for the organization with the most voter turnout, Hoffstedder said. She said students need to realize SOA controls many assets of ECU, in- cluding money, rules and influence. The SOA receives about $17S,(XX) from student tuition fees. Last spring, during the annual appropriations, SGA gave student organizations $150,448. 1 he president of SC .A has a voting voiceon the Board of Trustees and many committees around campus. Alex Martin, president of SGA, re- cently represented all students by sit- ting on the committee which selected See Elections page 3 Candidates to speak at forum The test Carolinian and the Student Government Association are Jointiy sponsoring an SGA candidates' forum to be held on the central mall at 4 pjru This spring's elections will determine the new SGA president, vke presi- dent treasurer and secretary. Since ail candidates are running against at least one other student for each position, every vote will count The forum will not only give the candidates a chance to voice their views but also let the voting students have a chance to decide vvhkh candidates are most qualified. Jonathon Brooks and Courtney Jones are lunning for presklertf. They win each give a short speech and then answer questions in a debate. Other speakers include: ChrystaJ Cross and Sh�ry Srrdm for vice presi- dent Scott Gottlieb and Brad Osbom for treasurer, and Triatin Jones, U� Berung and HekiiHkks for secretary. Issues such as relations with the city and repmentalfenofshjdentswittbe addressed. The election wiH be held on April 1. All students awoicouraged to i their ECU identification cards and vote. 2 flfte gnat (Carolinian March 26, 1992 CRME(S)ENE Officers attempt to locate subjects throwing trash out of Scott windows March 21 2340�Scott Hall: Attempts to batt subjects throwing trash 0U( oi the windows. Subjects not found. IHV- lones Hall: Responded to request to assist dorm staff with subject causing a disturbance. Subject gone on arrival. 0131 Mendenhall Student Center: Vehicle stopped for loud music Non-student given verbal warning. 0150 SooH Hall: Assisted rescue with an intoxicated male. Student transported to Pitt County Memorial Hospital emergency room. 0227 College Hill Drive: Vehicle stopped for erratic driving. Male student charged with PWI. 0321 -dreene Hall: Checked on three suspicious males. No action taken March 22 tW22- Ragsdale Annex: Checked on burglar alarm at animal tacihtv Staff member set it off and ret it. 1204 l"he mall: Checked on loud music. 1327 Brewster building: Vehicle stopped for turning right in the left turn lane. Verbal warning given to non-student. 2054�Belk Hall: Checked the area for report of students using fireworks Subjects gone on arrival. 2102�-Ciiirrett Hall: Tixk a damage to real property report. 0011 lones Hall: Assisted rescue. Femalestudent refused trans- portation. 0013 Greene Hall. Report of heat malfunctioning. On-call plumber called. March 23 2115 Tvler Hall: Vehicle stopped for a safe movement viola- tion. Student given a verbal warning 234 Hoik Hall: Responded to area in reference to loud subjects at the basketball court. Subjects located and advised to leave. 2237�Scott Hall: Responded to report of larceny of a bicycle. 0225 The Pantry: Provided transportation for a male, female and disabled motorist to Public Safer) 142 Scales building: Assisted a motorist with keys kicked in vehicle. IW47 -Christenburv Memonal Gymnasium: Student given ver- bal warning for impeding traffic. 1 UV Allied Health parking lot: Assisted motorist with unhx'k- mg vehicle. 1138General Classrtxun Building: Preformed legal service. Subject arrested in reference to Oder for Arrest. 122 Police Department: Served subpoena. 4t 10th Street post office: Vehicle stopped for illegal left turn South of Fletcher building. Student given state citation for no operator's license. 141H -larvis Hall: Larceny of change machine from laundry room. Crima Scan it takan from official Public Safety log Handicapped students raise public awareness By Amy Humphries Staff Writer The handicapped students at ECU hope to promote understand- ingand raiseawarenessamongstu- dents, faculty and the community about the handicapped. People United to Support the Handicapped (PUSH) is a new organization for that purpose. "I think the PUSH group will be g(xd for the campus and the community said Susan Pogemiller, founder of PUSH at ECU. Problemsof the handicapped often go unnoticed or are simply not known, she said. Thepurposeof PUSH istoserve the needs of the handicapped and to educate thecampus and commu- nity. Students with both visibleand non-visible handicaps must often fight being stigmatized, Pagemiller said, and fear of the unknown has a lot to do with this problem. "People don't know whether toapproach you or just ignore you Pagemiller said. She said another problem for the handicapped is prejudice and Ed ucation could solvemostof these attitudinal barriers. The role of PUSH is to advocate and educate. "People need to be aware of the abilities of the handi- capped and know that we're inde- PLANT SALE ECU Biology Club Thursday April 2 Friday April 3 7:30am - 1:00pm at the Biology Greenhouse RoomS-111 STUDENT GOVEKVMEiNT ASSOCIATION EXECUTIVE ELECTIONS WEDNESDAY; APRIL lf 1992 Bring you student I.D. and vote and possibly win this Schwinn Frontier Bike 215 E.Arlington Blvd. Greenville, N.C. 27858 (919)756-3301 (800)682-7050 1. Mendenhall Student Center 2. Student Supply Store 3. Croatan 4. Bottom of College HiB Drive 5. Belk Building (Allied Health) 6. General Classroom Building 7. Jones Cafeteria 8. Front Entrance of Joyner 9. Between Jarvis Hall and Jenkins 10. Health Science Library Must vote to enter, may enter only once at the poll in which you vote. Must have student I.D. Polfoopen 9am-6pm. pendent, not helpless said Sheila Newbem, president of Cotten Hall, a handicapped student. One suggestion Pogemiller gave to improve accessibility for handicapped students on the cam- pus is to insta more elevators. Not all buildings on campus have them which makes it difficult for handi- capped students to get the classes they need. Another idea is to make wheel- chair ramps less steep to improve safety and accessibility. "We hope to be recognized as a campus organization Fogemiller said. ECU'S group is the third TUSH organization to be established on a college campus, although many universities have similar groups. PUSH was first organized at Indiana University in Pennsylva- nia by Greg Miller. Miller formed a second PUSH group at Western Il- linois University when he went to work there. Susan Pogemiller, now coordi- nator of Cotten Hall, became presi- dent of the second group before bringing the organization to ECU. She saw the need for the organiza- bon at ECU and decided to form a PUSH group. Non-handicapped students and faculty are also welcomed by PUSH groups. Hey i Check out the SGA Forum: Friday March 27, 4:00 p.m. on the Mall. Meet the candidates, learn the issues, vote responsibly! 521 Cotanchc St '757-1666 "Shoot" On OrerFor MARCH MADNESS I And Enjoy The Game Along With These Drink Specials � Mon - 95tf Draft Tues - Sangria $1.25 Wed - Imports $1.25 Thurs - Margaritas $2.50 Learn about SGA and what it can do for you: Go to the SGA Forum, Friday, March 27,4:00p.m. on the mall C - Q e a Summer Tar Heel! a Session I: May 14-June 19, 1992 O M M Session II: June 25- July 31,1992 Student from any college or university, graduates, teacher, and rising high school seniors mav apply as Visiting Summer Students lor first, second or both sessions. UNC-CH oilers over 900 courses in over -40 disciplines. A typical course load per session is 6 semester hours. Some evening and night courses and three-week short courses are ollered. Thirty spaces still available in three-week Summer School Study Abroad programs. Approximate Cost per Session: Tuition and lees of about $115 plus S-t0 per credit hour for NC resident undergraduate or $271 per credit hour for nonresident undergraduate. For details, please send me a catalog and application lorm: Name Street City State Zip VUil M Summer School, CB ISS40, 200 IVttigrew Hall. The L nivr�it af North Carolina a! Ctjafll Hill. Charwl Hill. NC 27599-3.VW Phone: (H00) L NCI-12.V Tax (91) 962-27S2. (AAKKO Institution) 0.S Now Accepting Applications For The 1992-1993 Attorney General & Public Defender These positions offer an excellent op- portunity to gain experience and lead- ership abilities that will benefit you throughout your life. At the same time, these positions will enable you to make valuable contributions to East Caro- lina University. For additional informa- tion and applications contact the SGA office at 218 Mendenhall. All applications must be turned in by Monday, March 30th. Alzheimer's patiei (AP) � An 84-year-old Alzheimer's patient had been checked out of a nursing home by his daughter hours before he was found abandoned at a dog track hundreds of miles away, police said John Kingery, a retired auto Company worker, was left at the Coeur d'Alene Greyhound Fark on Saturday, along with a bag of diapers A note inaccurately iden- tifying him had been pinned to his wheelchair. Elections Kingerv Tuesday after cials in Portlanl tureon televisij Chief Cliff Ha j Hisdaughj checked him Park LivingCeJ in Portland, or. Haves said. Hel tacted Ms Giq telling us a lot The count viewing the Continued frc Steve Logan as the new football coach. The positions t i be filled, presi- dent, vice-president, secretarv and treasurer, are paid positions. The president must remain on campus through the summer and hisher summer school tuition is waived. SGA and The FuKt Carolinian are sponsonng a campus forum for all candidates to ma kespeeches and will offer the two candidates run- rung for president a chance to de- bate on major issues. The f"rum will be held on the mall on Fnda, March 27 at 4 p.m. "The students who vote tend to beon SGA orvote for onlv the name of thecandidatt "The forum wil onize Candida All the po at least two unlike past eled ning unoppos she thinks the i elections will rj nessof the Si The candii lonathon Brod ione- for presil and Chr. dent.Scott( iotti for treasurer arxj Hicks and L Ian � � ATTENTION STU Be sure to pick up your coupq Hank's Homemade Ice Ci enter the raffle for a dinner foi Dairy l's Restaurant when you I your completed Adviser Eval Survey form. See your advii registration advising and fu information. Hank i Homeade Icer.ani coupoa i 4 10"92. and student ! !) must tv presented �lil redeem a WALT DISNEY WOl COLLEGE PROGfL Walt Disney World Co. rer- an, information session on the Walt 1 i I College Program on We v i the Raw! Building, Rex m 13 Attend i presentation is required to interview I FALL'92 COLLEGE PROGRAM Interview on Thursday, April 2. time to be arm following majors are encouraged I I SUMMER�Communicate n. Theatre Dral Hospitality, Recreati I B isii 'ss FALL�All majors. ntact: Mary C: Ph ne 7 17- - �p feWl 1 ' 1 lit Daft M � � ECUL �ECU vs. Old 28,2:00 pm at "Come support Lacrost sport started b March 26, 1992 She gggt (Earoltnfan 3 Hey ! e SGA Forum: Friday March 00 p.m. on the Mall, andidates, learn the issues, vote responsibly! Over For Jpi ADNESS AJ f mty e i 1 2 juntas sZ.SU"1 it it can do for you: March 27, 4:00p.m. on rimer Tar Heel! jfak N-Juno ll), 1992 June25-JuK 31, 1992 ier, and rising high tlt-xt. se� ond or toth v. i �, H a! course load �k shori course are oilered. t-i school Sunk Abroad � $115 !n� $40 per I hour tor n lorm: epting tions 92-1993 eneral & fender r an excellent op- 3rience and lead- will benefit you At the same time, able you to make is to East Caro- dditional informa- contact the SGA Inhall. t be turned in by rch 30th. Alzheimer's patient found abandoned at dog track (AP) � An 84-year-old Alzheimer's patient had been checked nut of a nursing home by his daughter hours before he was found abandoned at a dog track hundreds of miles away, police xud John Kingery, a retired auto company worker, was left at the Coeur d'Alene Greyhound Park on Saturday, along with a bag of diapers A note inaccurately iden- tifying him had been pinned to his wheelchair. Kingery was identified on Tuesday after nursing home offi- cials in Portland, Ore saw his pic- ture on television, Post Falls Police Chief Cliff Hayes said. Hisdaughter,SueGifford,had checked him out of the Regency Park LivingCenter, a nursing home in Portland, on Saturday morning, Hayes said. He said detectives con- tacted Ms. Gifford, "but she's not telling us a lot The county prosecutor is re- viewing the case, but there is ap- Continued from page 1 parently no Idaho law covering abandonment of an adult, Hayes said. Ms. Gifford said, "1 put him in with Regency Care Center. I don't understand what's going on here Asked whether she knew how her father got the 365 miles from Portland to Post Falls, Ms. Gifford said, "Not for sure. "But she added she "maybe" had a good idea how it occurred. She would not elabo- rate. The Idaho and Oregon health and welfare departments will de- Harass cide where best to care for Kingery, said Mike Regan, a spokesman for Kootenai Medical Center, the hos- pital where Kingery is being looked after. Kingery's plight elicited hun- dreds of calls from people as far away as Europe offering care, ad- vice and clothing. "There's not many families that haven't been touched by Alzheimer's Regan said. "People understand. They're coming out of the woodwork Continued from page 1 Steve Logan as the new football coach. The positions to be filled, presi- dent, vice-president, secretary and treasurer, are paid positions. The president must remain on campus through the summer and hisher summer school tuition is waived. SGA and The East Carolinian are sponsoring a campus forum for all candidates to makespeeches and will offer the two candidates run- ning tor president a chance to de- bate on major issues. The forum will be held on the mall on Friday, March 27 at 4 p.m. The students who vote tend to be on SG A or vote for only the na me of the candidate Hoffsteddersaid. "The forum will help students rec- ignizecandidatesandtheirviews All the positions for SGA have at least two candidates running; unlike past elections, no one is run- ning unopposed. Hoffstedder said she thinks the national presidential elections will raise student aware- ness of the SGA elections. The candidates running are Jonathon Brooks and Courtney lones for president, Sherry Smith and Chrystal Cross for vice presi- dent,ScottGottlieb and Brad Osbom tor treasurer and Tristin Jones, Heidi Hicks and Lisa Berting for secre- tary. validating the complaint and de- termining disciplinary action, but also set up guidelines for advising and counseling the complainant. First level harassment and discrimination grievances begin with a written or verbal complaint filed to the University Grievance Officer. Level one procedures al- low the complainant to remain anonymous to the respondent. If the matter is not resolved at the first level, a second set of pro- cedures are initiated. At the sec- ond level, complainants and re- spondents present their cases be- fore a seven-member Grievance Board. The Grievance Board deter- mines the validity of the complaint and takes its findings to the chan- cellor. The chancellor can then re- ject or approve theGrievance Board decision. If the chancellor determines guilt, he decides punishment. The chancellor has several options in- cluding demoting, suspending or dismissing the respondent. The re- spondent, however, can make a final appeal to the to the chancellor's decision. The three amendments will take effect in the fall of 1992. W � ��-��������� , J ATTENTION STUDENTS Be sure to pick up your coupon for Hank's Homemade Ice Cream and enter the rattle for a dinner for two at Darryl's Restaurant when you turn in your completed Adviser Evaluation Survey form. See your adviser for registration advising and further information. l� . 'Hank's Hoincxlo lot (Vain eatpcm expires ����� 4 IQJ92, ani student 1 D must ho presented when -i redeem) Rg coupon f Grmmnvlllo's New Natural Foods Sourcm NOW OPEN Natural and Organic Groceries " ORGANIC PRODUCE " Bulk Foods - Herbs and Spices Vitamins Supplements - Natural Remedies Cruelty-Free Health and Beauty Aids BLUE PLANET IJtfeFoods) 405 EVANS ST MALL 758-0850 Hours 9-6. M-Sat WALT DISNEY WORLD COLLEGE PROGRAM Walt Disney World Co. representatives will present an information session on the Walt Disney World College Program on Wednesday, April 1. 7:00 pm. in the Raw! Building, Room 130. Attendance at this presentation is required to interview for the SUMMER FAL1 '92 C LLEGE PROGRAM. Interviews will be held on Thursday, April 2, time to be announced. The following majors are encouraged to attend: SI MMER�Communication, Theatre Drama, M spitality, Recreation and Business. I Ml� All majors. (ontact: Mary Cauley Phone: 747-6979 All ECU Residence Hall Students Eligible Thursday, March 26 Central Campus Mall 4:00-6:00pm (Volleyball Tourney begins at 3:OOpm) :i qP teJkrl st� World Co. 4 cwvl rim EF. rs ii Equal i ippoitunny Emptoyei J Grand Prize awarded to top Residence Hall Sponsored by RHA and Recreational Services RAIN DATE: Wednesday, April 1 ECU LACROSSE � ECU vs. Old Dominion - Sat March 28,2:00 pm at Allied Health Fidd "Come support Lacrosse, America's fastest growing sport started by the Native Indians � Fight Apathy! Go to the SGA Forum Friday, March 27, 4:00p.m. on the mall Hpplebee's NetohOortyxxJ Grill & Bo� 202 SW Greenville Blvd FREE APPETIZER WHEN YOU BUY AN APPETIZER AT REGULAR PRICE GET ANOTHER OF EQUAL OR LESS VALUE FREE WITH COUPON ONLY 1 COUPON PER CUSTOMER NOT VALID WITH OTHER OFFERS EXPIRES 43192 M � � 4 NORTH TOPSAIL f PrBS&nts � CLARENCE CARTER � THE BREEZE BAND � THE BAND OF OZ � NORTH TOWER � DOUG CLARK & THE HOT NUTS THE MAD HATTER, your MC EASTER WEEKEND�APRIL 18, 1992 North Topsail Beach Airport (Gate opens 11:00 AM) TICKETS ON SALE AT EAST COAST MUSIC WRQR 94.3 1109 Charles Blvd RADIO Phone: 758-4251 Phone: 830-0944 S22 50 DAY OF SHOW. $17 50 IN ADVANCE FOR TICKET & ACCOMMODATION INFO 919-328-4745. 1-800-359-4745 lasLiZacotina PIavnoucS( pr, u 1991-1992 (Season iJtTHUK, : �-& In 16l)2, witches were hunted in Salem. Three hundred years have not erased the horror. APRIL 2, 3, 4, 6, and 7 at 8:15 pjn. APRIL 5 at 2:15 pjn. I.ie Theatre For Iess Than A Movie So Bring A Date ECT STUDENTS: $4.50 Call: 757-6829 8$ �'�'�� r �y. . �&& "J tfg " r ,t Every Thursday Night Student BUCK Night "One Beer One Buck" 1.00 - Domestics 1.50 - Pitchers 2.85 - Ice Teas LADIES FREE ALL NIGHT Tonight - BIKINI CONTEST 1st-$3002nd-$100�3rd-$50 GET HERE EARLY! &? T.li ar?" � m ,n w allre lEaat (Earoltnian Seri'ing fhf East Carolina campus community since 1925 Tim C. Hampton, General Manager Matthew D. Jones, Managing Editor Gregory E. Jones, Director of Advertising Jennifer Wardrep, Num Editor Julie Roscoe, Asst. Nnos Editor Lewis Coble, Entertainment Editor Dana Dantelson, Asst. Entertainment Editor Michael Martin, Sports Editor Robert Todd. 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For more information, call (919) 757-6366. Opinion Page 4, Thursday, March 26, 1992 Students should go to SGA forum As the presidential election draws closer, a good number of college students are facing an option never before open to them: the chance to help decide the next chief executive of thecountry. While pessimists dovvnplav their electoral impor- tance as drops in the bucket, others realize the sizeable responsibility with which thev are now charged. For you who feel unpracticed and wary of making the big calls, there is a perfect warm-up opportunity as a prelude to lever-pulling. Involve yourself in the SGA elections. The first item on the agenda one must always approach before an election is information Some- times, however, one finds it hard to sift through all the media coverage and come to a clear view of candidates running in an election This will not be a problem with our SGA elections. Tomorrow at 4 p m on the mall, every ECU student will have the first-hand opportunity to view the candidates dunng a SGA forum The chance should not be missed. Too often we let politics become, like other enterprises, a family business People who see their relatives making a difference realize the plausibilty of holding positions, and those disinvolved consider it impossible. In the long nm, becoming an active force in decision-making is theonly way to initiatechange, improvement and fairness. Letters to the editor may make one feel important, but voting and mnning for offices insures it. The nagging adage still applies - vou cannot complain if you do not make the effort. Take the opportunity to check out the candi- dates that help shape your immediate future. If unsure of someone's platform, go the forum. The idea that academia is apart from "the real world" is a grave misconception, leaders of the future make their beginnings here What happens here matters, and it affects you Now vou can affect it in return. The Cl Gay activis I' �ANt TOUCH TH� (3WAP, yoau. $&�! The Av Gay rights activists claimed today that the media ha r misun- derstood their (tbjecti r I the new thriller movie Fi�' Media reports ha ated thattheactn bts wereup ei by the film's negative pnrtrava. of ho- mosexuals. "But that's not the ca-e at all said ACT OLT! spokesman t" . Queen "V e don't care ab ut how it portrays gays- We just think it's a reall-v. reallv bad film. "1 mean, when time Michael D in anything7" Queer "He emotes, about a Hamilton .And the mula you could ft Er, or words to that However, Quee rts that gay outside theaters an f the filn � "Sure, we'll be Queer, aid And wi thenameof" doing it as a r Tsongas drops The Woman Speaks Mandelker's conception of rape skewed M. 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AT HONCOrA APRIL 1 FORUM FRtPAV Clueless Dr Steven Mandelker is clueless No, thedistmguished pnv lessor is not stupid because anyone with a doctorate degree is intelligent However, knowledge of all subjects is of course not required for a doctorate If knowledge of rape was a prerequi- site for I Ph D, Mandelker would never have acquired his undergradu- ate degree Mandelker may voice his opin- ion, the First Amendment allows him the freedom to speak (or write) what- ever he chooses However, before an- gry horde bang down his office dixir, let us remember that in the most lit- eral sense, the man does not know what he is talking about From his claim that women are widening the definition of rape and thus making it a "meaningless rhetorical flourish I would venture to guess that Dr. Mandelker has never been raped He has never been thrown on a hard floor, had a handkerchief stuffed down his throat and had his clothes npped off Mandelker does not understand the humiliation of having a very private, intimate act turned into nothing more than violence Mandelker claims that women "wish to exploit occasional acts of v u? lence in order to claim universal vic- timization "Norape victim, femaleor male, wishes to cry universal victim- ization, Mandelker On the contrary, most rape victims instead want jus- tice for the crimes that have been com- mitted against them A rape victim does not wish her pain and suffering on anyone else Mandelker obviously does not know the sadness and frustration that rape victims feel when their attackers go free I certainly do not condone shooting Mandelker, or anyone for neither their views nor their actions However, 1 do understand the anger that women feel when they have been victimized lagreewithDr Mandelker that violence is not the answer, but neither is ignorance Mandelker con- dones both Perhaps the reason that these women reacted in such a hostile manner is they have been made to feel like "the bad guys " This is basically dragging out the tired, old argument that the victim is at fault for the crime that has been committed Perhaps if these women hadn't been attacked and called radical feminists in the first place, they would not have had rea- son to be hostile toward Dr Mandelker In his Feb 25 letter to the editor, Mandelker calls date rape an "alleged phenomenon " He needs to wake up By pretending that date rape does not exist, our distinguished professor is creating a completely new set of prob- lems He is in effect saying that we should believe the accused rapist if his accuser is a feminist or even sub- scribes to feminist theones Accused rapists are entitled to fair trials A with any crime, due process is in or- der, but offering general absolution to accused rapists is not an answer ei- ther Mancielker is saying that if a women reports a crime, then that makes her a radical feminist bent on the destruction of men Making the victims bear the guilt is no solution Believe me, Dr Mandelker, the victim already feels unnecessary guilt, you need not make her feel more No, 1 am not claiming that "im- proper innuendo" is a form of rape A tasteless tacky joke or improper sug- gestion is not rape, buteitherone may be a sign that a women (or a man) should be aware of There is no law against "improper innuendo but women and men alike should notice what could be the beginnings of trouble The trouble could become rape, it could become sexual harass- ment, it may become nothing But ig- noring such improper statements is no solution, and neither a women who ppose such totpi a suggestions "radical feminist- either It believing that rape is a real - - - and wanting justice for the makes me a radical feminist, t: � be it Mandelker shouidn � rr "bashed rather he could stir I educated on the subjects of raf � sexual harassment Perhaps he m i : ch.inge his "proverbial tune spoke to a rape victim Perha; - hi would not be so quick to condemn women who claim to have been r if he understood how terrible the ad of rape is Perhaps then he wou 1 pause for a moment before he extr his pen and slanders these "rad' feminists " I think he would find B I these women do not want preierentu treatment, but rather want only to be treated equally and fairly under the law Mandelker would probably real- ize that these women are not radical at all, but rather reasonable mdivici who have been treated without rea- son In his most recent editorial, Mandelker states that, "perhaps it j the conception of rape) is simply a casi I penis envy " If this were true wry would any women envy the Mreap ' used against her in a violent crime? The male sex organ is not always a weapon, but when it is used agao v" J woman in a violent act such as rape it becomes a weapon and, therefore � certainly not to be envied by the ic- tim Yes, rape is a horrible crime o, victims are not always treated with dignity or fairness, but until people like Dr Mandelker take a more in- formed approach to the subject ot rape, there will never be progress toward helping the victims and treating the offenders Mandelker needs to real- ize that women are not using rape to get attention or to bash men, they only wish to find justice for a legitimate crime Th: Av �� FF Paul Tsongas officially ended his campaign for the presidency Thursdav Ispeaking to a group of tsupporters, Tsenator Tsongas tsaid he not only would not con- tinue with the race, but he "can t even imagine what! was thinking when 1 got into it in the first place "I mean, the Tser.ate is about as lucrative an operation as thev come Tsongas tsaid. "Why would 1 want to get into the presi- dency, where people are watch- ing you all the time and it's really reallv hard to tswindle the public out of their money "� make war on tswartl tators? No thnll the Tsongas tseemt regrets that hi- ij ended "As vou kn candidate oi chanj "But then I realize the Tsenate V I Tsongas will ii -ume attenduv I responsibilities ful he will mcxinlight model for an uns � re "(Iowa Tsenate presidential cam Mud-slinging Ea:�: v Ps; ss With the SAG (Student Alli- ance for Greeks) elections nearly upon us, the presidential candi- dates continue to sling mud. "I was devoted to running a clean campaign, but my opponent. Mr. 'I Think Condom Machines Should Be Placed At The Snack Bar is reallv getting dirty It's, like, Oh, my'God said Ms. "I'll Lower Tizza Prices In a prepared statement Mr I Think CondomsEtc said, "1 didn't sling the first mud, I just started with a little dirt Mr. I Think Condoms was re- ferring to an incident Monday in the north-bv-northwest section of the wooded Mall area of campus, which is slated to become a real Mall complete with an "1 Can't Believe I Put That Nasty Crap In My Mouth" and a "Fillet of Cnicks Standing in the future location of Record R Condoms and M: debated to a stand- of free bubble shee And then it Condoms (vou kh guv who hangs outl and his supported barrage of dirt cloi partv After plucj from the peppen lowers retail I slices oi mud pie-J As can be lmal prettv terrible sigh! as seeing Mrs Fj Doesn't Agree Wj Abortion" Bush without her teeth leaves in a jar b nessing the eventj on a date with Baby, Let's Go -v Tyson. Armed with mud pies, the i Bush goes insa Letters to the Editor Greek issue not relevant To the Editor Election time is again upon us hereat List Carolina and again it seems as though one of the top candidates for the Student Government Associa- tion is being overlixked because she is not affiliated with one of the campus' Greek organizations Courtney Jones is running for the po- sition of SGA President and is with- out question one of the most qualified persons ever to seek the position. Ms Jones has been active in the student government since her fresh- man year when she was freshman class president She has since gone on to become one of the most valued legislators within student govern- ment, as recognized by her fellow rep- resentatives by her many awards, and currently holds the position of speaker of the legislature in the SGA Ms Jones has become experienced in the many tedious and confusing processes affiliated with any student govern- ment to better represent every stu- dent on this campus, non-Greek as well as Greek My objective in writing this let- ter is to help my fellow student real- ize the importance and power that the SGA president holds with his or her position on the Board of Trustees, Chairof the Fine Arts Funding Board, along with several other positions and responsibilities With that in mind it is important for us to elect a person who has the knowledge and experi- ence 10 handle the position and repre- sent the student body in the best pos- sible way Although it may not appear by this letter, I am also a member of a Greek fraternity but feel that it is im- portant to speak on behalf of the bet- ter candidate. Ms Jones feels that she is the best candidate because of her three years of dedicated service to her fellow students on the SGA while her opponent feels that he can win the election simply because he is Greek, even though he has no experience You may still be saying to yourself that a Greek will better represent me because "I'm a Greek well how can he if he has no idea how the system works? And just because Ms. Jones is not a Greek member does not make her "anti-Greek instead 23 of her appointments within the legislature went to Greek members. My point is, that you should first take the time to vote on April 1 because of the importance of your representa tives and how well they can work for you and then cast your ballot with a clear mind that you are voting for the best candidate, not one you may feel you have to simply because he or she is Greek and so are you, because that's no reason at all Once you come to that realization I feel that you will vote for experience, leader- ship, and someone who will represent you to the best of her ability and that person is Courtney Jones. Kevin Smith Senior Class Vice President Jones best choice for SGA president To the Editor: As the SGA Secretary for the past two years, I have had theexperi- ence of dealing with every member of the Legislature. This experience has enabled me to know just what it takes to run the Student Government Association Office. The election for the 1992-1993 Executive Officers is going to be held April 1,1992.1 am writing this letter to give you my opinion on who is the best person to fill the jobas Presidentof the Student Government Association, Ms. Courtney Jones. This year, I have had the op- t ft portunity to work very closely with Ms Jones during her service as Speaker of the Legislature. Her com- mitment to the SGA and her desire to serve her fellow students to the best of her ability that has been shown in the past three years that she has held a position on the SGA. Working closely with the past two SGA Presidents, I have seen what is needed to be a competent and suc- cessful in the office as President. I am positive that Courtney embodies all the needed characteristics to be one of East Carolina's best SGA Presi- dent This past year alone, Ms. Jones, is speaker of the Legislature, a voting member of the Fine Arts Funding Board, and a voting member of the Transit Board. She has also co-coor- dinated the two SGA Leadership Training Retreats, coordinated the SGA Procedures and SGA Program- ming Committees, as well as orga- nized and conducted the Double Funding Hearing. A vote for Courtney Jones would be a vote for a hard working individual who is here for you, die students of East Carolina Univer- sity. Katie Carstens SGA Secrtary Seminar needs no funding To the Editor: Two weeks ago when I re- sponded to Dr. Mandelker's argu- ment regarding rape and date rape, I may have inadvertently chosen to use the word "fund" when suggest- ing that if there is concern among the student population about these issues then perhaps they should try to get the university to "fund" a seminar of some sort. To clear up any confusion about that particular statement, I would like to say that I will be happy to speak to any group on campus regarding rape, date rape, miscommunication, the legal process, the counseling process for victims or any other issues of this nature that may arise. I am also sure that we can find other professionals in the community who would be happy to lend their time for a project like this. I expect these people would and should include men as well as women. I have given a number of these kinds of seminars before for police and students and I have been trained as a rape crisis counselor by a major metropolitan hospital. I have never been paid in the past for these lectures and I certainly don't require payment in the future, how- ever, part of Mandelker's point is well taken As someone who has been trained to use language properly I should have been more careful in my choiceof words I would recom- mend that Mr. Mandelker try to do the same From the sound of bis rebuttal letter last Tuesday, the en- tire world, both male and female misunderstood his February 25th letter to The East Carolinian That can only mean that he failed to com- municate his real meaning to his audience. If he truly was only arguing that we should not expand the defi- nition of rape to include improper innuendo, then I am in complete agreement with him I expect that most of the others who responded to the letter agree as well. In addi- tion, since Mr. Mandelker insists on labeling me and a number of others as "radical feminists" I would be interested in hearing what his defi- nition of a "radical feminist" actu- ally ia. Christine Russell Instructor Communications Dept The Amalgamated Press In a sudden panic, President Bush fired himself Monday. Vice President I Danforth Quayle quickly rehired Bush (on wife' Marilyn's orders), but that hasn't eased the president's cha- 5 grin at his panicky action. "1 guess I'm just gettin a little too sensitive to what that other guy (Republican presidential chal- lenger Pat Buchanan) has been doin' out there, out doin' that whole campaign i he does said Bu self into a panu Bad Bush's recenij a wave of firing Buchanan - sued trail attacks on fj1 his appointees When Buchai denouncing atij for the Arts Fonecaller as a '1 pornographer ECU SNAPSHOTS 3-D statistics for a 3-D worl. 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' gress toward tims and treating the Mandelker needs to real- � ' n � � ir�' not using rape to r to bash men, they only � I iisbce tor a legitimate eeds g irg I itlvchosei � pneern an- pr. about �� . . to fund i To clear up hat particular e to say that I to any group it rape date Ition. the legal tg process for issues oi thi 1 am also sure ;professionals rho would be M for a project I people would yen as well as a number of ars before for id 1 have been s counselor bv in hospital I j in the past for thes ectures and I certainly don't �. tyment in the future;hOW � � Mandelker s point is As someone who has been I use language properly I should ur been more careful in my choice of words 1 would recom- mend that Mr Mandelker try to do me From the sound of his rebuttal letter last Tuesday, the en- tire world both male and female misunderstood his February 25th letter , 1 he Fast Carolinian That nly mean fhathetailed tocdm- mumcate his real meaning to his audience It he truly was only arguing that we should not expand the defi- nition of rape to include improper innuendo, then I am in complete agreement with him 1 expect that most tit the others who responded to the letter agree as well In addi- tion, since Mr Mandelker insists on labeling me and a number of others feS radical feminists" I would be interested in hearing what his defi- nition of a "radical feminist" actu- ally is Christine Russell Instructor Communications Dept Opinion iBlje EaBt(fiaroHntan March26, 1992 IS The Clearly Labeled Satire Page � Th "Satire Paffe of chintfe" m The "Satire Page of change' film I 'Hi AVIAU.AMAIIP TkISs Gay rights activists claimed ;od,n that the media have misun- derstood their objection to the new thriller m.ie yutnlimcntal Instinct. Media reports have indicated th.it the acti vists were upset bv the nlm's negative portrayal of ho- mosexuals. But that's not the case at all said ACT OUT! spokesman Bruce Queen. "We don't care about how il portrays gays. We just think it's i really, really bad film. "1 mean, when was the last time Michael Douglas was good in anything?" Queen continued. "He emotes about as well as Rex Hamilton. And the plot is so for- mula, you could feed it to a babv. Er, or words to that effect However, Queen confirmed reports that gays plan to stand outside theaters and reveal the ending of the film to patrons. "Sure, we'll be out there Queen said. "And we'll be reveal- ing the nameof the killer. But we're doing it as a public service. We want to save people money, or at pretty much everybody least get them to spend their money on better films Queen asserted that gays' statements about other films often had beensimilarly misinterpreted. "1 mean, a lot of us were reported to be objecting to a character in IFK Queen said. "Not true. We were just trying to tell people the plained, obviously embarrassed, ending of that film, too � by the "And we all started shouting 'Si way, Oswald did it. Well, actu- ally, the CIA did it. And, er, the Warren Commission did it, too. And so did Lyndon Johnson. And lenceequalsdeathl'and marching According to Queen, gays' around and stuff. Then we went objections to the movie Silence of and saw the film, and, not only the Lambs stemmed from a si mple were we wrong about the title, but misunderstanding. the movie was actually pretty "Somehow, we got it into our good, too. We're very sorry we heads that the title meant that ho- objected to that one. We were all mosexuals should be silent about really drunk their homosexuality Queen ex- Queenalsoclaimsthat,media reports to the contrary, gays weren't objecting to the 1980 film Cruising, in which Al Pacino solves a murder mystery while lots of gay men have sex with each other. "We were just saying that that was a lousy film, too Queen said. " Also that Al Pacino should never, never wear black leather. It's a great look for most people, but on him, I don't know, it just looks tacky. He's better in pastels. Don't ask me why President briefs press on Iraq The Amalgamated Press Tsongas drops out of race President Bush also revealed other countries over there, buying two surprising new twists on the weapons, not all of 'em from us. President Bush brought re- United States' demand that Iraq Now, buying from us. Everyone, porters up to date this morning on divest itself of all its weapons of Armed to the teeth. One of 'em The Amalgamated Press P.iul Tsongas officially ended his campaign for the presidency fhursdav. Tspeaking to a group QJ tsupporters, Isenator Tsongas (said he not only would not con- tinue with the race, but he "can't oven imagine what I was thinking when 1 got into it in the first place " 1 mean, the Tsenate is about as lucrative an operation as thev come Tsongas tsaid. "Why would I want to get into the presi- dent, where people are watch- ing you all the time and it's really, really hard to tswindle the public out of their money? Just tso I can make war on (swarthy foreign dic- tators? No thrill there Tsongas tseemed to have few regrets that his candidacy had ended. "As you know, 1 was the 'candidate of change he tsaid. "But then 1 realized, hey, I'm in the Tsenate. Why change that?" Tsongas will immediately re- sume attending to his tsenatorial responsibilities full-time, though he will moonlight as a tspeedo model for an unspecified men's store. "(Iowa Tsenator and former presidential candidate) Tom Harkin was the one who pointed this out to me Tsongas tsaid in response to a question from a tsupporter. "He got out of the race as tsoon as it occurred to him that he was actually asking people to elect him to an office where he'd make less money, all things con- sidered, than he could make feed- ing at the public trough Tsongas and Harkin have al- ready put aside the differences they expressed during this year's presidential campaign. Aides tsay the two tsenators have turned their attention to the creation of a Tsenate Bank. the recent developments in Ameri- can-Iraqi relations. Bush began by acknowledg- ing news reports that the CIA was smuggling counterfeit currency into Iraq in an attempt to com- pletely destabilize the already weakened dinar. "Smuggling, counterfeiting, mass destruction. First, Bush has gets too uppity, we kick their butts, reinterpreted the term "weapons then sell 'em weapons again. Sure- of mass destruction" to include all weapons, as well as all objects that could be used as weapons, like sharpened pencils. The reason for the "expanded" interpretation, Bush explained, is that any weapon can be a weapon taking place said Bush. "Desta- of mass destruction, given enough bilization under way. Sendin'that time. "Knife might not seem like fire recession cure from me, the candidate of change The president closed the press conference with a few observa- tions about the election. "Gonna get Tected said Bush. "People should elect me. 'S only right. Gonna have to have me in there, have someone who'll veto fake money in there, spreadin' it mass destruction weapon said everything Congress tries to pass Otherwise, never get anything accomplished Highlights of today's press conference Mud-slinging mars debate around, all around, all over the country President Bush defended the destabilization policy from hos- tile questioners, claiming the policy does not conflict with ear- lier statements that the United States would refrain from inter- Bush. "Let a guy keep using it, though, about a year, can do a lotta damage.Gotta get ridda that. Knives dangerous Second, Bush told astonished reporters that Iraq would then be re-armed � by the United States. The president presented his fering in the internal affairs of other plan to re-arm Iraq as a boon for Eari vis Press With the SAG (Student Alli- ance for Greeks) elections nearly upon us, the presidential candi- dates continue to sling mud. "I was devoted to running a clean campaign, but mv opponent, Mr. I Think Condom Machines Should Be Placed At The Snack Bar is really getting dirty It's, like, Oh, my God said Ms. "I'll Lower Pizza Prices. In a prepared statement, Mr. 1 ThinkCondoms Etc. said I didn't sling the first mud, I just started with a little dirt Mr. I Think Condoms was re- ferring to an incident Monday in the north-bv-northwest section of the wooded Mall area of campus, which is slated to become a real Mall complete with an "I Can't Believe I Put That Nasty Crap In Mv Mouth" and a "Fillet of Chicks Standing in the future location of Record Rod, Mr. 1 Think Condoms and Ms. Fizza Trices debated to a stand-off on the topic of free bubble sheets. And then it got nasty. Mr. Condoms (vou know, that short gu vwho hangs out at gas stations) and his supporters unleashed a barrage of dirt clogs at the Tizza party. After plucking the clogs from the pepperoni, the Pizza fol- lowers retaliated by throwing slices of mud pies. As can be imagined, it was a prettv terrible sight. Almost as bad as seeing Mrs. "First Lady Who Doesn't Agree With George On Abortion" Bush in the morning without her teeth and the face she leaves in a jar by the door. Wit- nessing the event was like going on a date with Mr. Mike "Hey Babv, Let's Go A Couple Rounds" Tyson. Armed with dirt clogs and mud pies, the opposing sides battled on the Mall until the Condomites retreated to the Gen- eral "1 Don't Have A Real Name, So I'mStuck With This One" Class- room Building. There, the two groups reached a truce and de- cided to have a non-violent ice cream social. Licking a cone of Rum Raisin in Mendenhell "Please Take Your Feet Off The Furniture" Student Center, Mr. Condom said that he and Ms. Tizza have reached com- mon ground. "We just didn't want to be- come like Mr. 'I'm From Califor- nia And Wear A Turtle Neck' and Mr. T Look Like JFK And Act Like Him Too said Ms. Pizza. Condom concurred. "Yeah, and we wanted to show that we were more mature than Mr. 'Con- gress Has Really Screwed You And Read My Lying Lips' and Mr. 'You Buy An American Car While I Drive A Kraut-mobile" nations. "Not an 'internal' affair said Bush. "Fake currency made out- side Iraq. Only brought inside. So, not internal. External. See?" the United States' beleaguered economy. "Reason for the whole war said Bush. "Simple economics. Create a market. Before war, Iraq, I Bush presents himself as "candidate of change Clinton claims Bush stole his line�Clinton says he's the "candidate of change Brown claims � well, you can see it coming. Bank audit leads to scandal Bush goes insane, but only temporarily The Amai camated Press whole campaign attack thing that he does said Bush. "Gettin' my- In a sudden panic, President self into a panic mode. Not good. Bush fired himself Monday. Bad Vice President J. Danforth Bush's recent action is part of canned the controversial NEA leader. And when Buchanan called NASA head Robert Falsely "a guy I've never met Bush took no that the Faculty Bank was indeed a bank. "I will not call it a bank O'Crat said. "I will call it an estab- lishment for the custody, loan, exchange or issue of money. But it's not a bank Another administrator named in the audit agreed with O'Crat. "We call it a bank, but it really wasn't a bank Restrictor of Resi- dent Life Rita Violatin Fashist, who ranked low with only 24 infrac- tions, said. "We just have check- ing accounts there The second worst check bouncer was former football coach Bill Leftus. Faculty Bank ledgers show Leftus bounced 832 checks for more than $100,000 during his in this election, you know, and employment at ECU. Leftus de- insanity is so � you know, old- nies the auditor's allegations. by JrMMY Olson More than 80 faculty and ad- ministration members are blush- ing in the wake of what pundits already call "The Faculty Bank Scandal University auditors per- formed a hasty audit on ECU's own Faculty Bank following re- ports of the House bank scandal, in which hundreds of Congres- sional representativesoverdrafted their accounts. Administrator Bure O'Crat, who bounced 212 checks, denies fashioned White House spokesman Mer- lin Spitzwater quickly attempted vice i resicieni lwuuiui wwi�������w�� � i� - . - - Qua quickly rehired Bud. (on a wave of firing, prompted by chances. Falsely was ousted the id �' �� wife Marilyn's orders), but that hasn't eased the president's cha- grin at his panicky action. "I guess I'm just gettin' a little too sensitive to what that other guy (Republican presidential chal Buchanan's successful campaign trail attacks on the president and his appointees. When Buchanan scored points denouncing National Endowment the Arts director John next day. So it seems obvious in retro- spect that when Buchanan at- tacked Bush himself as a "weak- kneed, limp-wristed, liberal, blas- phemy-endorsing, drug-glorify- tor tne Arts lender Pat Buchanan) has been Fonecaller as a "blasphemer and tag, soft-on-enme, capual-gains- doin' out there, out doin' that pornographer Bush promptly taxut-resistingeffetesnob, Bush would swing the ax at his own ECU SNAPSHOTS 3-D statistics for a 3-D world neck. Even so, White House offi- cials were surprised by the move. 'To tell the truth, we're to- Tt's perfectly common for presidents to fire themselves Spitzwater told The Amalgamated Press. "Happens all the time. No cause for alarm. Don't panic. Walk, don't run, to the nearest exit. In the event of a real emergency, the tone you just heard would have been followed by directions to res- cue shelters. "Er, sorry Spitzwater con- tinued. "Got a little carried away there. But really, the president is "I deny the allegations Leftus said in a recent press con- ference. "What's more, I deny the alligator Leftus said his personal records do not show as gross an infraction as auditors report. "1 only bounced 712 checks for around 60 grand Leftus said. "These people are assassinating my character The biggest bouncer of the lot was Buck Spender, who heads the university's Fiscal Responsibility Committee, the Ways and Means Committee, and the Punishing People Who Bounce Checks Com- mittee. Spender bounced nearly 10,000 checks totalling the United States' GNP for 1987. Spender blamed the bouncings on a bookkeeping er- ror. "I didn't keep any books he said. "That was the error Meanwhile, the administra- tion moved swiftly to clean up the bank mess. "I fired everyone in charge Chancellor Dick Achin, who bounced only two checks, said. "Then I gave 'em a hefty pile o' cash so they wouldn't sue us or anything 1 tally flabbergasted said Sam perfectly � oh, hell, I can't go on Skinnier, Bush's chief of staff, who with this pretense. His poll num- spoke off the record. "The presi- bers are bad, and he's gone wacko, dent i� the 'candidate of change' Run for your lives Congress bans '900' numbers The Amalgamated Press Congress acted late last night to ban controversial "900" num- bers. Beginning today, integers greater than 899 and less than 1000 are illegal. Numbers reacted negatively 17, a member of 5's circle of advisers, concurs. "They think they can outlaw us just because we're not real 17 fumed. "Well, I'm here to tell you, all integers are real 5 and 17 adamantly maintain that theCongress has overstepped its bounds. "We numbers never to the ban, claiming that outlaw- hurt anybody 5 pointed out "1 ing them is irrational. mean, consider my good friend, "I know this is a complex is- the number 914 � sue said 5, a so-called "prime" At this point, a police officer number greatly respected by his wrestled 5 to the ground and peers. "But we can't allow this charged him with violating the kind of divisive tactic to succeed ban, so that's the end of that story. BRIEFLY Satire-at-a-glance for busy readers LAW: An unsympathetic judge resentences Leona Helmsley to four years in jail � the judge has stayed in one of her hotels. PUBLISHING: People magazine complains that celebrities don't die often enough to keep their cover filled with beloved, recently dead celebs. The magazine is pushing Congress to mandate that one celebrity be chosen at random every month and summarily executed. Good idea. POLITICS: In the future, everyone will run for president for 15 minutes. TV: Fashion critic Mr. Blackwell sues Johnny Carson, claiming the popular entertainer hurt his reputation by joking about Blackwell's annual worst-dressed list. The joke in question had Carson saying that Blackwell was "a stuffy, easily offended slob who'd probably sue the living daylights out of me if he could figure out a way to take the slightest offense at something I said An NBCspokesman said Carson "was only kidding MISCELLANEOUS: Hi, Cindy. Classifieds 3ije iEaat (Earalintan March 26,1992 FOR RENT KINGS ARMS APARTMENTS: One and two tvdnvm apartments. Energy efficient, several locationsin town.Car- peted, kitchen appliances, some water and sewer paid, washerdryer hook- ups Now taking applications tor Fall. Call 52-15. TWO BEDROOM, one bath, heat and water furnished. $380 per month. No pets, close hi campus. Call 756-3563. ROOMMATE WANTED Shi re 2 bed- room apartment. $200 rent 1 ' 2 utilities m d. pool, tennis court. 321-1576 leave mess,ige NEEDED TO SUBLET furnished apartmentimmediatelvorrorsummer. et to campus and downtown. Will give deposit CaB 752-4559. SUMMER SUBLET AVAILABLE: Rmggold Towers. Efficiency apt 2h0, month, fully furnished, close to cam- pus, secuntv Available Mav 15. 758- 3290. ROOMMATE NEEDED ov� down- town $150 and 1, 2 expenses, month. Call tor details. Leave message 757- 191r. A must see. FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED: Wilson Acres. SI55' month. 1 3 utili- ties, own bedroom starting August 1 Respond ASAF" 830-0443 FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED for apartment 1 fl block from campus, 2 Mivks from downtown, supermar- ket k laundromat. S220month in- cludes rent, utilities, phone k cable. 758-6418. AVAILABLE NOW: 2 or 3 bedroom duplex. 207A 13th St. 5325month. (419) 936-2662 leave message. 1 or 2 bed- - a mduplex 2i7B 13thSt. $275 month. 919 936-2662. PRIVATE UNFURNISHED ROOM for temale in duplex shared with work- g students Great privacy. Very spa- cious Next to campus at 5HE 12th St directlv behind Domino s Pizza SI 70 month. Call Marsha 757-2110 WANTED TO BUY WANTED. 40 gallon breeder aquanum cheap. Light kit and hixxj if p�ssihle Tump and filter not needed Call 931- 8916. FOR SALE SEIZED CARS: trucks, boats, 4-wheel- ers, motor homes, by FBI, IRS, DEA Available your area now Call 800-338- 3388 Ext. C-5999. PAY 1N-STATETLTTION? Read Resn djMjt Status and Tuition, the practical pamphlet written by an attorney on the in-state residency application process. For Sale: Student Stores, Wnght Build- ing 1986 HONDA REBEL MOTOR- CYCLE; candy apple red, lots of chrome. Well-maintained, new tires, brakesand other accessories. $700. Call 752-4428. RENT OR BUY A LOFT at a reason- able pnce. Order now for the fall 75H- 2016. FOR SALE: Scuba gear for sale. Dacor BC and Pro Diver US Diver regulator S400 or best offer. 758-8616 Bill. SERVICES OFFERED ger (even for sweets) and get fast, per- manent weight loss to the size that's nght for you and feel better than ever while youdrop 1 3-1 pound daily (dia- betics and hypoglycemics, too). Maybe even make a little money without over- hauling your lifestyle to lose weight or keep it off. Free information by mail. 355-3789. MILLER'S TYPING AND WORD PROCESSING: fast, accurate service guaranteed Pick upand delivery avail- able. 355-31. HELP WANTED SERFV1CES OFFERED KIM.(.OI.I TOWERS Now 1 aking Leases loi 1 bedroom, 2 bedroom & Efficienc) Apartments CALL 752-2865 NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE? SFAMS kx ates private sector financial aid for college students. Call Marshall Yourtt t-8Q0-23�8771. TYPING: Error-free, quick and de- pendable at reasonable cost Excellent typing and proofreading skills (gram- mar, punctuation, sentence structure, etc.). Call Pauline at 757-3693. GRADUATING STUDENTS. 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FREETRAVEL: Aircounersand cruise ships. Students also needed Christmas, spring and summer for amusement park employment. Call 800-33H-3388 Ext F-34o4 $10 - S360UP WEEKLY: Mailing Bro- chures! Spare Fulltime.Set own hours! Free Details! Send self-addressed stamped envelope: Publishers (s) P.O. Box 51037 Durham, NC 27717. BE PART OF THE ACEION! Rxtball managers wanted! Contact Fred Sponhaltz in equipment nxim, sports medicine building in person! WANTED: Gamers to start gaming group in Greenville. Send resume of expenence with name,addressand tele- phone to P.O. Box 3439 Creenville, NC 27858. READ BOOKS FOR PAY! $100 PER TITLE! Fill out like or dislike forms. Free 24 hour recording 505-7644)699 ext 3205. EASY WORK! EXCELLENT PAY! As- semble pnxiucts at home Call toll free 1.M0-467-5566 ext. 5920. PERSONALS PERSONALS DID YOU KNOW that the media board has decided once again not to have a Bucaneer Yearbook? If you want a year- book, call the media board NOW and voice your opinion. TKE R1NGGIRL REGISTRATION: Call Lem at 758-9177. Leave name and number. Contest at the Elbo April 16. First prize $100, 2nd $50, 3rd S25. Ten bathing suits will be given away. ALPHA SIG PLEDGES: Good luck in the upcoming days. Work hard and stick with it Everything will be worth it. �Brothers of Alpha Sigma Phi STOP THIEF! You thought your were sneaky, you thought you were cool, bring back the ZTA letters you damn fools. We know who you are, we know your faces well, by Sunday bnng the letters and a ladder and start hammer- ing nails! Love, ZTA. AMY LOUISE: The phone has stopped ringing and vour bedroom is barewe can get through the driveway now that your car's not therewe miss your smiling face and yourcreativecuisine your karate chops at midnight, and of course stealing our magazinesyou're always in our hearts and our friend- ship is not lostyou bring the pretzels, we'll bnng the BBQ sauce. "every little breeze Love, N and J. PRANKSTER who put the ad in 324 paper�you can pick up your pic- ture�East Carolinian. CHI OMEGA: Our spnng cocktail is m only one day' To the Hilton we will stray If you want a drink�please just ask! But, whatever you do don't bring a flask! So don't forget to bring a buck or two�we'll dance and party the whole night through! SUZANNE NUCKLOS (PEANUT): Our sister of the week! You've done a great job' Keep up all the hard work' Love in Chi Omega. PERSONALS "JUST A PARTY" The School Bus stopped and said it's "just a party" at the BETA house on Friday, March 27 at 7 p.m. Come party under the stars with Purple School Bus at the BETA house SPRING ON THE OUTER BANKS: PERSONALS Sun Realty extends a special invitation to students at East Carolina to vacation this spnng on the sunny Outer Banks of NC through May 23. Certain restric- tions apply. $300 security deposit re- quired Call foravailabiliues 1-800-334- 4745. DISPLAY CLASSIFIED i PERFECT IMPRESSIONS pS HAIR SALON I mi1 Product Delivery Deliveries Made Between 1-6 p.m. 830-1987 No Delivery Charge Within Greenville City Limit 10 Off Senior Citizens Vavoom - Nexxus - Biolage Paul Mitchell - Matrix - Gold well LEARN TO FLY NOW! Aero Sales flight training Pitt -Greenville Airport. Introductory flight $20. Call 752-1969 ELIZABETH HUME: Congratulations on vourengagement! We'reall so happy for you! Love in Chi Omega A Beautiful Pl�ce 10 Live �All New �And Ready To Rent- UNIVERSITY APARTMENTS 2899 E. 5ih Street �Located Near F.CL' �Near Major Shopping Centers �Across From Highway Patrol Station limned Offer S330 a month Contact J.T. or Tommy Williams 756-7815 or 830-1937 Office open - Apt. 8, 12-5:30pm �AZALEA GARDENS C.tan ar�3 B�t one bedrocxn fanurfied aparOTCDtt. encrfytfTicim. 6�e water and mwtx. �aahen. cra. cable TV Coufao � ixj,ci caily $20 � amah. 6 maMbleaat MOBILE HOME RENTALS-caajaea �Bkm. Apartiaga and mobile hcanaaal A lalaaGartara kit Brack Valley Country Cub Contact J.T. or Tommy Williams 756 7815 PERFECT IMPRESSIONS HAIR SALON Located Near Harris Teeler University Center 830-1987 "rst Qaea A'rt��ri� Hiai Qaaa Service Coenpanfcat Price" Wet Cut SCBD Perm Color Foils Women �10.00 �15.00 �45.00 �50.00 �55.00 Mm �8.00 �12.00 Wh�r Perfection And Ka-�t Impression Really Count �Our etytiati are eapeneoted and are continually learning air aivica and lechnitjuea. HEADING FOR EUROPE THIS SUMMER? Jet there anytime for only $169 with A1RHITCH I (Reported in Let's Go! and the New York Times.) Also, super low round trip fares to West coast AIRH1TCH 212-864-2000. ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOY- MENT: fisheries. Earn S500O month. Free transportation! Room k Board! t, X m H K 0 openings. No expeience nec- OBatry Male or female. For employ- ment program call Student Employ- ment Services at 1-206-545-4155 ext. 1649 PHI KAPPA TAU: Slip on those boots and get readv to nxk' See you tonight! Love, the Sigmas KAPPA ALPHA: We had a blast club- bing" it with vou Thursday' A special thanks to Jeff for the added entertain- ment (Ha!) Love, theSigmav SIGMAS: One week til cocktail Do you have your date?! Get excited PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! Saturday, March 28 4 p.mtill. Featuring Mani- fest Destiny 12th and Forbes streets. PS. Waterbed mattress and ball py- thon for sale. Contact Shane 752-8539. CHI OMEGA SOFTBALL TEAM ANDSUPPORTERS:Greateffort soft- ball team! Thanks Chi Omega fans! SIG EP: It started out a St. Patty's Day party a couple days late, but turned into a social mat was really great. Sig- natures were singed in unspoken places, then we were licked all over our faces. Howdy is legalhooray hoorayJuhanne will dnnk out of his shoe any day. Knstine was definitely a good sport. Too bad the night was way toc short. Wedareyou to dare usagain. Love, Alpha Phi. DELTA CHI BROTHERS: Big thanx to John Wagner. You done good. DELTA ZETA PLEDGE FREE CAR WASH: Fnday March 27 Quality Mart on comer of Greenville and Arlington Blvds 12-5 Donations are welcome. VOTE! Courtney Jones for SGA presi- dent Expenence counts! Bnng your ID. April 1. COURTNEY KNOWS SGA: you should know Courtney. Get your chance at the SGA candidate's forum on the Mall Friday at 4 p.m then vote for experience Apnl 1 rj Kingston Place WE HAVE OPENINGS FOR STUDENT RENTALS FOR FALL SEMESTER INTERESTED STUDENTS SHOULD CALL 758-5393 BUILT ESPECIALLY FOR ECU STUDENTS WEPROVIDE: FULLY FURNISHED APARTMENTS Ai-LGLASSESDISHESSILVERWARE DISHWASHERPOTS & PANS MAIL SERVICE � CLUBHOUSE � LAUNDR MA i SWIMMING POOL A LOTS MORE AT A PRICE THAT WILL COMPETE WITH THE DORMS! Sllie fast (Eargltttiatt Applications are now being accepted for ADVERTISING SALES REPRESENTATIVES. � Candidates must have and maintain a minimum 2.0 G.P.A. � Must have own transportation � Must be able to work at least the summer and fall of 1992 Apply at Cooperative Education, second floor GCB or with The East Carolinian second floor publications bldg Announcements r.OIDFN GIRLS TRYOUTS If you are a dancer who enjoys perform- I ing to large enthusiastic crowds, the I Golden Girls dance line is for you. Affili- iated with the Marching Pirates, the I Golden Girls perform at home football J games, pep rallies, selected away games, I exhibitions, and bowl games. Dance ; majors and non-dance majors are wel- j come Tryouts are Saturday, March 28 1 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. (with lunch break) jnChnstenburyGyrnroomll2. For more ! -information contact Michelle 931-7804, Ikelly 931-7829 or the Marching Band ! Office 757-6982 i a ! REGISTRATION J f OR GENERAL J COLLEGE STUDENTS j General College students should contact 1 their advisers the week of March 23-27 to 1 make arrangements for academic advis- � ing for summer terms and fall semester, ' 1992 Early registration will begin March ! 30 and aid April 3. HUMANITIES COURSE OFFERED BY THE FOREIGN LANGUAGE DEPARTMENT Russian literature of the 19th century taught in English (RUSS 2220) will be offered during second Summer session, M-TH,19-20:45and in the Fall, M-W-F1- 2. This course satisfies the General Col- lege Humanities Requirement, or it may be taken as an elective Interested stu- dents are asked to pre-register FAST CAROLINA MODF1 UNITED NATIONS The ECU Model UN. will be holding a Spaghetti dinner on March 27 in order to raise funds for our trip to Nationals. Tickets are just $3 and it's for a great cause. Tickets can be picked up at the ticket office in Mendenhall or by calling 931-8247and asking for Michael Harvey. Thanks for your support Department. Or come to our meetings on Tuesday nights at 5 p.m in Brewster B wmg room 105. Thanks for your sup- port. ROCK CLIMBING INSTRUCTORS NEEDED The Outdoor Recreation Program is re- cruiting Rock ClimbingRappelling In- structors. Applicants must possess cur- rent First Aid and CPR certifications, leadership abilities, strong interpersonal skills and knowledge of group dynam- ics. Basic knowledge of climbing rappelling systems is desired. Applicants mustbe able to dedicate some weekends for training work Interested persons may apply in 204 Christenbury Gymna- sium Monday through Friday between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. Deadline for completed applications is Friday, March 27 5 p.m. For more information please call Kathy Hill or Brian Miller at 757-6387. j THE GAY -LESBIAN H-MANCF. ! Social support, advocacy, activities. Ev- eryone welcome -gays, lesbians, bisexu- , als, concerned family and friends Call ECU counseling center 757-6661 for in- fc formation regarding meeting time and place. EAST CARQUNA MQPffl UNITED NATIONS The ECU model UN is holding a raffle for tickets for the ECU Summer Theatre. These rickets will last for the entire sum- mer theatre session and are only S3. For a ticket, or more information contact Michael D. Harvey at 931-8247 or Dr. Nancy Spalding at the Political Science A tiEWAAU CATHOUC STUDENT CENTER The Newman Catholic Student Catholic Center in vites you to worship with them. Sunday Masses: ll:30Um and 8:30p.m. At the Newman Center, 953 E. 10th St, Two houses from the Fletcher Music Building. For more information contact Fr. Paul Vaeth, 757-1991. SFIFHFIPFORHARDOF HBAMMfi r.RQUP meeting Exciting update on closed captioned TV project, NC services for deaf k hard of hearing, and other business. Regional Rehabilitation Center Classroom, Pitt County Memorial Hospital March 26 at 7 p.m Please come and bring a friend. For more information contact Rhonda Joyner at 551-4448. ECU SCHOOL OF MUSIC EVENTS Thursday, March 26�Friends of the School of Musk "Scholarship Showcase Recital featuring Friends scholarship recipients (A.J. Fletcher Recital Hall, 7 p.m, free). Friday, March 27�Melinda White.clarmetand Heather Draper,clari- rtet, Senior Recital (A.J. Fletcher Recital Hall, 7 p.m, free). Monday, March 30� Student Composers' Concert, Mark Taggart, Director (A.J. Fletcher Recital Hall, 8:15 p.m, free). Tuesday, March 31�Jonathan joUey, voice. Senior Re- cital (AJ. Fletcher Recital Hall, 7 p.m, free). LIVE IN CHINA! i FABN TO COMMUNICATE! A study abroad program in Chinese lan- guage and culture will be held fall se- mester on the campus of the Beijing For- eign Language Normal College. In the fall of 1992, Dr. Rosina Chia, psychology department, will serve as the resident faculty director of the program Dt Chia will be teaching a course entitled "Social Psychology: A Comparison of Chinese and Americans Formal classroom in- struction is combined with attendance at cultural events, excursions and other extra-curricular activities in an effort to improve the students' language skills and to increase their understanding of meChineseculture. Thisprogramisopen to undergraduate or graduate students with no prior Chinese required. Itis-nottoo late to apply! On Thursday, March 26, Dr. Chia will give a presentation on the program including slides and photo- graphs at 3:30 p.m. in room 1005 of the General Classroom Building. Please try to attend if you are interested in partici- pation for fall of 1992. It will be an oppor- runity to team about the Chinese culture and pick up further irubrmation on how you can participate. Remember, no prior Chinese language study is required. There is also scholarship money available. If you are unable to attend, please feel free to contact either Stephanie Evancho, In- ternational Programs, Brewster A-117, 757-6769. or Dr. Rosina Chia, depart- ment of psychology, Rawl 228,757-6277 for further information and application materials. UEALQ1 PROMOTION AND WELL-BEING BACCHUS meeting Wednesday, Apnl 1,3 p.m-4 p m, room 248, Mendenhall StudentCenter All committee members are urged to be in attendance. TAW HONOR SOCIETY The East Carolina Law Honor Society will be meeting Monday. March 30 in 218 Ragsdale at 5:15 p.m Anyone inter- ested in law or planning to attend law school is invited to attend. If you have any questions, please contact Melissa Smith 931-7569. POSITIONS SOUGHT FOR 1993 REBEL Use your creative impulses to publish the 1993 student literary and visual arts magazine. The Rebel is seeking applica- tions for the following positions: Ah Director (10-month paid term). Assis- tant Editor (8-month paid term), Pomy EditoT(8-month paid term). Prose Editor (8-month paid term) Apply by April 1,5 to Media Board Office Secretary, Publi- cations Building (near library). All levels of students encouraged to apply. Entertainment Latest Stallon This one should ski head strain By Ike Shibley Staff Writer Svivester Stallone follows up his last film, Oscar, with another lightweight comedy � STOP' Or My Mom Will Shoot. His co-star is EstelleGetb. of "GoldenGirls farrv (Gettv plays Sofia, Bea Arthur's mother, in the series). The storv revolves around joe Bomowskj (Stallone), a Los Ange- les police sergeant who must toler- ate Turti (Cem ). his visiting mother from Newark. Bomowski le a bachelor life and has recenth had an affair with his lieutenant, plaved by JoBeth Williams Bomowski's mom drives him crazv.Shevacuumsat3a m ,cleans his gun with a bottle brush, inter- feres with his romantic life and brings him canned pineapple Tour favorite, Joey says Tutti. Turn witnesses a murder, thus forcing her to remain in California longer than Bomowski anticipated After several adventures with hi- momand many heart-to-heart talks, Bomowski realizes that e en though Tuttidnves him nuts, he reallv does love her. The concept of an o erbeanng mother could not have looked verv impressive on paper. It looks even worse on film. There is no chemistry between Stallone and Getty or Stallone and Williams or Williams and Gettv. The actors read their lines as if see- ing them for the first time. Thev have no expression in their voices. Ever sentence hai smoke on which i choke. The dialogt embarrassing butl able The viewer i participants in the 1 ot them seem to time. When makinij comedy, a filmrrj tone and then thro u gh ui t the -1. The actol their lines them for tb time. They expression voices. Eva tence hanj like smoke the viewer choke. ers tried todowa with corny hum Net the writt munierwithan; a thug being thr dowto his death an illegal weaf shoulder. In one SOBaj son make a a COMICS , ; MODERN AOi (SUPERMAN1 Supsrman is only one of many comtc book chars Comic's first series of trading cards Slowdive produ fathomable im By Cliff Coffey Start Writer In today's music market where hard rock and dance music domi- nate the overall musk saturation, Slowdive takes the other direction and turns the music into a soothing, relaxing realm. Slowdive is a band thatappeare to have mastered the music of the New Age genre. They also have the talent to contributes vocals to the musk that only add more depth to the sound While some artists choose to create musk around the lyrics, or the lyrics around the mu- sic, Slowdive appears to find a middle ground for the two. The vocals are treated as another instru- ment instead of just a voice. Band members Nol Halstead (vocals and guitar), Rachel GosweU (vocals and guitar), Christian Savill (guitar), Nkk Chaplin (bass) and Simon Scott (drums) create sourils perfect for a misty morning walk The layers of sound spread harmo- niously through the air and create a sound that is soothing to the listener's ears. The music is atmospheric with- out being glci a trace of times on take a down song rises tj The convenj songs dehcj just enou? pletely unit ers of bliss) spheric pn cals. Thei swings froa the same tir poseswha ing into kling, sor ways beat Stowc washes ofl darkasyof as intense. group's each list newto! That bandreacj band bar rniraculciil Stowdivej PERSONALS Bus Sun Realty extend- a special invitation irt at to students at East Carolina to vacation ' .it this xpnn on the sunnv Olrtef Banks I - u ith ot NC through May 23. Certain restric- ts bons apply $300 security deposit re- quired Call for availabilities 1-800-334- hNKs 4745 PLAY CLASSIFIED xT IMPRESSIONS LYIR SALON roduct Delivery t � Made Between 1-6 p.m. 830-1987 A " ' - rtenvtllt' City Limit luff Senior Citizens H.m - Nexxus - Biolage iti hell Matrix - Goldwcll Kingston Place HAVE S FOR STUDENT )R FALL SEMESTER NTS SHOULD .758-5393 It lAl LY FOR ECl STI DENTS � a K! IRICETH TWILL WITH THE DORMS! st (Earnliman ft being accepted for r,G SALES REPRESENTATIVES. lee and maintain a minimum 2.0 G.P.A. isportation r at least the summer and fall of 1992 erative Education second floor GCB tl The East C irotinian � - - publications bldg In the t Chia � � - om m- Klanccat and other v - � rt hi jage kiii1- tandirv; I am is open te students It i�not too March 26, ktion on the and p � riOOSotthe S'lease rr in partjci- an oppor- ?se culture ion on how ?r, no prior tred There Available If jse feel free l ancho, In- hter A-117, l, depart- fe. 757-6277 japplicahon UiALJH ERQMQILQ& AND WELL-BEING - meeting Wednesday. April 4pm nxim 248. Mendenhali -nter All committee member, ire iffgsd to be in atondance LAW HON The List Carolina Law Honor Society will be meeting Monda March 30 in 218 Ragsdale at 5 15 p m Anyone inter- ested in lav or planning to attend law school is invited to attend If vou have any questions, please contact Melissa Smith 9?1-7569 EQSITIQNS SOUGHT FOR 1993 RFRFI Use vour creative impulses to publish the 1993 student literary and isual arts magazine The Rebel is seeking applica- tions for the following positions Art Director (10-month paid term). Assis- tant Editor (8-month paid term). Poetry Editor (8-month paid term Prose Editor (8-month paid term) Apply by April-15 to Media Board Office Secretary, Publi- cations Building (near library) AH leveis of students encouraged to apply Entertainment SUie fEaat (Harulinian March 26, 1992 CE Latest Stallone film proves inept, insipid and intolerable This one should skip video release and head straight to TV By Ike Shibley Staff Writer Sylvester Stallone follows up his last film, Oscar, with another lightweight comedy � STOP! Or My Mom Will Shoot. His co-star is EsteHeGettyof"GoldenGirls"fame (Getty plays Sofia, Bea Arthur's mother, in the series). The story revolves around Joe Bomowski (Stallone), a Los Ange- les police sergeant who must toler- ate Tuttj (Getty), his visiting mother from Newark. Bomowski leads a bachelor life and has recently had an affair with his lieutenant, played by JoBeth Williams. Bomowski s mom drives him crazy � She vacuums at 3 a.m cleans his gun with a bottle brush, inter- feres with his romantic life and brings him canned pineapple. "Your favorite, Joey says Tutti. Tutti witnesses a murder, thus forcing her to remain in California longer than Bomowski anticipated. After several adventures with his mom and many heart-to-heart talks, Bomowski realizes thatev en though Tutti drives him nuts, he really does kye her. The concept of an overbearing mother could not have looked very impressive on paper. It looks even worse on film. There is no chemistry between Stallone and Getty or Stallone and Williams or Williams and Getty. The actors read their lines as if see- ing them for the first time. They have no expression in their voices Every sentence hangs in the air like smoke on which the viewer is left to choke. The d ialogue pro ves not only embarrassing but also uncomfort- able. The viewer feels sorry for the participants in the film because none of them seem to be having a good time. When making a featherweight comedy, a filmmaker must set a tone and then continue the tone throughout the story. What the writ- The actors read their lines as if seeing them for the first time. They have no expression in their voices. Every sen- tence hangs in the air like smoke on which the viewer is left to choke. ers tried todo was elicit cheap laughs with corny humor. Yet the writers also included a murder with an automatic weapon, a thug being thrown out of a win- dow to his death and Tutti shooting an illegal weapons dealer in the shoulder. In one scene, Tutti helps her son make a collar. The scene pans out with light-hearted, if inane, hu- mor until an automatic weapon is pointed atTutti's temple. Instantly, the severity of the situation becomes apparent to the viewer but obvi- ously not to the producers, writers or director. They would have view- ers blithely dismiss the weapons as an integral part of the humor. The filmmakers lose touch with their work entirely. They seem to thinkthatfilming 15scenes with the same characters present in each con- stitutes a motion picture. In another scene, Tutti tellsabouther husband's death while sickening funeral par- lor music pervades the sound track. This overtly sentimental scene seems to have been edited in from some other sub-par film. The scene is completely unnecessary. No at- tention is given to the atmosphere of the preceding or em uing scene. Consequently, the audience is left alternatively disturbed by the vio- lence and nauseated by the phony sentimentality. STOP! Or My Mom Will Shoot presents theatre audiences with yet another inept, incoherent, insipid, inaudible and intolerable Stallone character inhabiting a story that is unbelievable, unbalanced, unbear- able, uninteresting and unwatchable. There is not one re- deeming quality to the film. It is so bad that it should skip video release and head straight for television. Only those who do not see the film will think this criticism harsh. On a scale of one to 10, this film rates a one. HERO HERITAGE Photo courtesy DC Comic Supsrman is only one of many comic book characters pictured on DC Comic's first series of trading cards. Slowdive produces fathomable music By Cliff Coffey Staff Writer In today's music market where hard rock and dance music domi- nate the overall musk saturation, Skiwdive takes the other direction and rums the music into a soothing, relaxing realm. Slowdive is a band thatappears to have mastered the music of the New Age genre. They also have the talent to contributes vocals to the music that only add more depth to the sound. While some artists choose to create musk around the hrks, or the lyrics around the mu- sic, Slowdive appears to find a middle ground for the two. The vocals are treated as another instru- ment instead of just a voice. Band members Neil Halstead (vocals and guitar), Rachel GosweU (vocals and guitar), Christian Savill (guitar), Nkk Chaplin (bass) and Simon Scott (drums) create sourMs perfect for a misty morning walk. The layers of sound spread harmo- ntously through the air and create a sound that is soothing to the listener's ears. The music is atmospheric with- Photo by Pt�r Sorei � Universal City Studio Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot proves yet again that Stallone does not belong on the silver screen. Here he is pictured with Estelle Getty, who plays his mother, in this featherweight flop of a movie. DC cards enter market with style By Cliff Coffey Staff Writer DC Comics, an entertainment institution for over 50 years, has expanded into trading cards. In the wake of a trading card frenzv, DC Comics has just re- leased its first series of trading cards called, "Cosmic Cards: In- augural Edition It is a set of 180 cards. Baeseball card sets number 850, and for football run about 650 cards, st) a 180 card set may seem small, but when it is placed against other cards that have been issued from comics, such a the X-Force cards (approximately 100 cards), the X-Men cards (approximately 100 cards) and the Marvel Uni- verse Cards (approximately 160 for series I and series II) it is the largest so far. There are good reasons for this. DC is trying to tell 50 years of history with their cards, and they do tell the history in a brief way. Each card houses a different char- acter, and the back of the card gives a small explication of their importance to the DC Universe. DC has commissioned several top named comic artists for the cards. Artists include Kevin Maguire, Bart Sears, and Walt Simonson. To stir more interest in the cards, DC has issued lOholograms that will be placed randomly in the packs. Holograms have been very popular in cards, usually though, there are only five or six holo- grams in a set of cards. DC knows that holograms sell cards so they've added 10, once again more than anyone else has done. The individual packs sell for approximately 75 cents and a box of 36 packs sell for approxi- mately $25. TTdip ad) VMdDS Taken from Billboard Magazine 1. Thelma & Louise 2. Regarding Henry 3. The Rocketeer 4. Point Break 5. Don H Tell Mom the Babysitter ys Dead 6. Hot Shots! 7. Double Impact 8. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man 9. Mobsters 10. Pure Luck out being gloomy, ethereal without a trace of pretension. There are times on the album where songs take a downward rum, but the next song rises to a plateau of ecstasy. The conventionally structured pop songs delicately twist and refine just enough to make them com- pletely unique, slathered with lay- ers of blissed out guitars, atmo- spheric production and languid vo- cals. The inner turmoil of the songs swings from intense to soothing at the same time. Their structure trans- poses whatcould be rough and jolt- ing into something refined, spar- kling, sometimes majestic and al- ways beautiful. Stowdive'seternal,open-ended washes of sound are as deep and dark as you choose to make them, as intense as your empathy with the group's gorgeous passivity. With each listening there is something new to find in their songs. That the emotional heights the band reaches could be created by a band barely a year old is short of miraculous and a prophesy that Slowdive's progress is likely to be astonishing at the very least Slowdive's music is atmospheric without being gloomy, ethereal without a trace of pretension. With each listening there is something new to find and instead of diving, the group's music is sure to rise to the charts. PERSONALS . tanon i Hit r Banks PLAY CLASSIFIED 1 IMPRESSIONS VIR SALON ?duct Deliver) Made Between 1-6 p.m. i senior Citizens Nexxus Biolagc M itrix Goldwell J Kingston Place DENT TESTER , 758-5393 1)1 ! n I II 1 Will i in i in dorms: st ItanJltnian 1ESENTATIVES t2.0G.P.A. er and fall of 1992 HJEAI ffl PR ' E1NG � � �� v � ' i � � � � HI FOR 1993 RFBf � i � ��- � : � -� -�� � �� . .incho. in- tont Editor (S-morttf MR h-W Edit r(8-mort �62 to Media Bon � re Building � - fitudantsa raged t Entertainment uJlje lEaat QIaroItntan March 26, 1992 n Latest Stallone film proves inept, insipid and intolerable This one should skip video release and head straight to TV By Ike Shibley Staff Writer Sylvester Stallone follows up his last film, Oscar, with another lightweight comedy � STOP' Or My Mom Will Shoot. His co-star is EstelleCettvof'C.oldenCarls "fame (Getty plavs Sofia, Bea Arthur's mother, in the series). The story revolves around Joe Bomowski (Stallone), a Los Ange- les police sergeant who must toler- ate I utti (Getty), his visiting mother from Newark. Bomowski leads a bachelor life and has recently had an affair with his lieutenant, played bv foBeth Williams. Bomowski's mom drives him crazy. She vacuums at 3 a.mcleans his gun with a bottle brush, inter- feres with his romantic life and hringshimcanned pineapple. "Your favorite Joey says Tutti. I utti witnesses a murder, thus forcing her to remain in California longer than Bomowski anticipated. After several adventures with his mom and many heart-to-heart talks, Bomowski realizes that even though Tutti dm eshirn nuts, he really does i e her l"he concept of an overbearing mother could not have looked very imprest e on paper. It looks even worse on film. Ihere is no chemistry between Stallone and C Jetty or Stallone and Williams or Williams and Getty. The actors read their lines as if see- ing them for the first time. They tune no expression in their voices. Every sentence hangs in the air like smoke on which the viewer is left to choke. Thedialogueprovesnotonlv embarrassing but also uncomfort- able. The viewer feels sorry for the participants in the film because none of them seem to be having a good time. When making a featherweight comedy, a filmmaker must set a tone and then continue the tone throughout thestory. What rhewrit- The actors read their lines as if seeing them for the first time. They have no expression in their voices. Everv sen- tence hangs in the air like smoke on which the viewer is left to choke. ers tried todowaselicit cheap laughs with corny humor. Yet the writers also included a murder with an automatic weapon, a thug being thrown out oi a win- dow to his death and Tutti shooting an illegal weapons dealer in the shoulder. In one scene, I utti helps her son make a collar. ITie scene pans out with light-hearted, if inane, hu- mor until an automatic weapon is pointed at Tutti's temple. Instantly, the seventy of thesituation becomes apparent to the viewer but obvi- ously not to the producers, writers or director. They would have view- ers blithelv dismiss the weapons as an integral part of the humor. The filmmakers lose touch with their work entirelv. Thev seem to think that filming 15 scenes with the samecharacters present in eachcon- stitutes a motion pictu re. In ant ther scone, T utti tellsabout her husband's death while sickening funeral par- lor music pervades the sound track. I his mertly sentimental scene seems to have been edited in from some other sub-par film. ITie scene is completely unnecessary. No at- tention is given to the atmosphere of the preceding or en uing scene. Consequently, the audience is left alternatively disturbed bv the vio- lence .n nauseated bv the phony sentimentality. STOP! Or My Mom Will Shoot presents theatre audiences with yet another inept, incoherent, insipid, inaudible and intolerable Stallone character inhabiting a storv that is unbelievable unbalanced, unbear- able, uninteresting and unwatchabte. There is not one re- deeming quality to the film. It is so bad th.it it should skip video release and head straight tor television CYilv those who do no? see the film w ill think this (ritk ism harsh. ( Via scale of one to 10, this film rates ,i one Stop' Or My Mom Will Shoot proves yet again that Stallone does not belong on the silver pictured with Estelle Getty, who plays his mother, in this featherweight flop of a movie Ptioto by P�t�r Sor�i � Univ�r�al Ctty Studio screen Here he is tlitf COMICS -JHERO HERITAGE DC cards enter market with style By Cliff Coffey Staff Writer Photo couflasy DC Comics Superman is only one of many comic book characters pictured on DC Comic's first series of trading cards Slowdive produces fathomable music DC Comics, an entertainment institution for over 50 years, has expanded into trading cards. In the wake of a trading card frenzy, IX Comics has ust re- leased its tirst series of trading cards called, "Cosmic Cards: In- augural Edition It is a set oi 180 cards. Baeseball card sets number 850, and for football run about 650 cards, so a ISO card set mav seem small, but when it is placed against other cards that have been issued from comics, such a the X-Force cards (approximately 1(H) cards) the X-Men cards (approximated 1(H) cards) and the Marvel Uni- verse Cards (approximately lf() for series ,nd series II) it is the largest so far. There are good reasons for this. DC is trying to tell!56 years of historv vs ith their cards, and thev do tell the historv in a brief way Each card houses a different char- acter, and the back of the card gives a small explication of their importance to the IX Universe. DC has commissioned several top named comic artists for the cards. Artists include Kevin Maguire, Bart Sears, and Walt Simonson. To stir more interest in the cards IX has issued lOholograms that will be placed randomly in the packs Holograms have been very popular in cards, usually though, there are only five or six holo- grams in a set of cards DC knows that holograms sell cards so they've added 10, once again more than anyone else has done. The individual packs sell for approximately 75 cents and a box of 36 packs sell for approxi- mately $25. TTodiP HAD VMbds Taken from Billboard Magazine 1. Thelma & Louise 2. Regarding Henry 3. The Rocketeer 4. Point Break 5. Don 't Tell Mom the Babysitter ys Dead 6. Hot Shots! 7. Double Impact 8. Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man 9. Mobsters 10. Pure Luck By Cliff Coffey Staff Writer In todav's music market where hard rock and dance music domi- nate the overall music saturation, Slowdive takes the other direction and turns the music into a soothing, relaxing realm. Slowdive is a band thatappears to have mastered the music of the New Age genre. They also have the talent to contributes vocals to the music that only add more depth to the sound While some artists chwse to create music around the Ivncs, or the lyrics around the mu- sic, Slowdive appears to find a middle ground for the two. The vocals are treated asanother instru- ment iastead of just a voice. Band members Neil Halstead (vocals and guitar), Rachel Goswell (vwals and guitar), Christian Savill (guitar), Nick Chaplin (bass) and Simon Scott (drums) create sourtls perfect for a misty morning walk. The layers of sound spread harmo- niously thmugh theair and create a sound that is soothing to the listener's ears. The music is atmospheric with- out being gloomy, ethereal without a trace of pretension. There are times on the album where songs take a downward turn, but the next song rises to a plateau of ecstasy. The conventionally structured pop songs delicately twist and refine just enough to make them com- pletely unique, slathered with lay- ers of blissed out guitars, atmo- spheric pnduction and languid vo- cals. The inner turmoil of the songs swings from intense to smithing at thesametime. Their structure trans- poses whatcould be rough and jolt- ing into something refined, spar- kling, sometimes majestic and al- ways beautiful. Slowdive's etema 1, open-ended washes of sound are as deep and dark as you choose to make them, asintenseasyourempathywiththe group's gorgeous passivity. With each listening there is something new to find in their songs. That the emotional heights the band reaches could be created by a band barely a year old is short of miraculous and a prophesy that Slowdive's progress is likely to be astonishing at toe very least. Photo courts. SBK I Slowdive's music is atmospheric without being gloomy, ethereal without a trace of pretension With each listening there is something new to find and instead of diving, the group's music is sure to rise to the charts PERSONALS PLAY CLASSIFIED IMPRI SSIONS vl .ON IVliv trv r Citizens niiiston L S-53M3 �I I IRMS! i vl a rulininn .1 ! i ; KIWI � . Entertainment 2Uc Ea0t (Earaltnian March 26, 1992 7 Latest Stallone film proves inept, insipid and intolerable This one should skip video release and head straight to TV Bv Ike Shibley Staff VVnler Sylvester Stallone follows up his List film Oscar, with .mother lightweight corned) STOP! Or $h i His co-star is I stelle( iettv of '( iolden( iirls' fame (Gett) pi,us Sofia Bea Arthurs mother in the series � fheston revolves around foe Bomowski (Stallone) a Los nge les police sergeant who must tolei ate I utti I retr) his isiting mi �fhei from Newark Bomowski leads a bachelor life and has recently had an affair w ith his lieutenant played bv loBeth Williams Bomowski s mom drives him Shevacuumsaf3a.fn ck?ans in with a bottle brush, inter with his romantic life and . ihimcannedpineappk? Your :a orite I. v a s utti 1 utti w itnesses a murder thus . � i � � remain inalifornia � 'mow si ,mtii ipated �� � several adventures with his I man heart-to heart talks � r alizesthatev en though ps himnuts herealh docs rx ept of an o erbearing ' have looked er ressiveon paper It looks even � hen � � mistf) between ind v left) or Stallone and r V illiams and (iettv � - read their lines as it see ing thei ' � the first time fhe �: ression in their ok es er sentence hangs in the air like smoke on uhu h the ieweris left to choke. I he diatogue proves not only embarrassing but also uncomfort able Ihe v iewer feels orrv for the partk ipants in me film because none ii them seem to be having a good time When making a featherweight comedv, a filmmaker must set a tone ,ni.i then continue the tone throughout the stor What thevn lit fheactors read their lines as if seeing them for the first time. Fhey have no expression in their yokes. Every sen- tence hangs m the air like smoke on which the viewer is left to choke. ers triedtodowaselk it heaplai with corn) humor i el the writers also in luded a murderw ithanautomatk wea a thug being thrown I i win dow lohisdeathand ruttishtxttng an illegal weapons dealer in the shoulder In one scene intti helps tier son make ,1 collar I he scene pans .�lit w ith light-hearted it mane, hu riKir until an automatic weapon is pointed at I utti s temple liv-tantlv rh'se eritv of the situation becomes apparent to the viewer but obvi- ous!) not to the producers, writers ordirector Ihe would have view- ers blithely dismiss the w eap mis as an integral part of the humor. I lie filmmakers lose tom h with their work entirely. I he seem to thinkthat filming I5scenesw ith the s,mie har.n ters present in ea hi on stitutesa motion pu ture. In another s ene rutti tells about her husband's death while sii kening funeral paf- lormusk pervades the soundtra k. I his overtlv sentimental scene seems to have been edited in from ther sub-par film, rhescerte is completely unnecessan o at tention is given to the atmosphere ol the pret eding or ere uing scene ( onsequenth the audience is left alternativeh disturbed to the vki lence and nauseated bv the phonv sentimentalitv � � VI �" Wu h I pr � � eatre audiences with yet anothei inepl incoherent insipid inaudibli and int l - �tallone character inhabiting a storv that is unbelievable unbalanced unbeaf able uninteresting and unwatchable Ihere is not one re da � lalitv to the tilrr. It is - bad. that it should skip vtdeo release ! straight tor telev iMon " , v ho d. r 1 �� e the film v. ill think this (ritu ism harsh i � ne to () this him raft (HER �w Photo rourtesy DC Cor.iu s i u rrnan is only one of many comic book characters pictured on DC Comic s first series of trading cards Slowdive produces fathomable music Bv Cliff Coffev Staff Writer In ti -lav smiMi market where 1 r�H k ami dame (TtUSk dome rtfte tfie overall musu saturation, Slowdive takes the other direction and turns the mush into a soothing, relaxing realm slowdive is a band that appears to have mastered the music of the ev. Age genre I hev also have the talent to contributes vocali to the musk that only add more depth to the sound While some artists dhotise to i reate musu around the Ivrn s or the Krus around the mu i, Slowdive appears to find a middle ground for the two. Ihe - ah are treated asanother instru ment instead of iist a voice Bind members Neil Halstead � v. alsand guitar). RathelCoswell (vocals�ldgutter),( hristianSavill guitar ukhaphn (bass) and Simon S ott (drums) i mate sounds perfect for I mistv morning walk Ihe layers. f m und spread harm niouslv through the air and create a v.und that is soothing to the listener g ear. Ihemusu is atmospheric with Pholo by P�t�r Sor�l � Universal City Studio Sfi Or My Mom Will Shoot proves yet again that Stallone does not belong on the silver screen Here he is pictured with Estelle Getty, who plays his mother, in this featherweight flop of a movie DC cards enter market with style 1U (lift C ottev Staff Writer k i omics an entertainment �itution ft r i ' er i I ears has expanded into trading i ards In the V ake . 4 a trading i ard f � � .� . 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Ihere ire goid reasons tor this in is trying to tell 50 years of � . w ith their ard and the) d. i tell the hisforv in a brief w,iv 1 a. h i ard house- a different i har i, ti �. ind the b.u k of the card gives a small explication oi their impi rtani e to the I X I niv erse 1 has i mmissioned se eral top named comk artists for the .ards Artists include Kevin Maguire, Bart Sears, and Walt Simonsi m lo stir more interest in the cards t has issued 10 holograms that will be placed randomh in the pa ks Holograms have been verv popular in cards usualh though there are onlv five or six holo- grams in a set of i ards. I x know s that holograms sell i ards -o thev v e added 10, orue again more than anvone else has done ihe individual packs sell for approximately " cents and a box of 36 packs sell tor approxi- mately $25 raken from BiUNuird Magazine 1. Thelma & Louise 2. Regarding Henry 3. The Rocketeer 4. Point Break 5. Don Y Tell Mom the Babysitter s Dead 6. Hot Shots! 7. Double Impact 8. 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"We were hoping to get through the second inning with Butler, which we didn't � we'll probably have to push Whitfield back to Sunday. We have to play nvegames in three da and that in itself is going to be difficult Ayden Butler walked the first four batters at the second inning and allowed the only .rooked in- ning (more than one run) Howard Whitfield was brought in and gave up two additional two outs. The dar to three runs. Despite havind batters in the CAA of the top five, the I up only four hits David LeisterJ ond inning with a I extra-base hit all pitcher Terry Harvl followed up with a that brought Lei- The (rnJv otheii came in the eigh Kushner sent a field fence. Kushr with seven home ting over 400 wit "(Kushner) hitter over the la st ( Overton said "Hel agixxj job of hirur goxl job of settinj you look at his ratio, he's gerun: handle K being: See Wolfpa Gary Overton Helios fall victi: By Amy Qapp Staff Writer The ECU women's frisbee team joined nine other women's teams in Wilmington, N.C, over the weekend for the annual Collegiate Eastern Tournament. Plav began early Saturday morning with chilly temperatures and a forceful wind. This prc ed to be an advantage for the ECU team, the Helios, in their first game where thev met Brown University. Brown prat tices indoor during the winter. The two teams traded points for most of the morn- ing until a time cap was placed on the game. The Helios were down bv a point ai the cap and desperatelv needed an upwind score to change the momentum oi the game They pulled out a 10-� win. "1 think the kev to the game was thate ervoneon the team bonded Kara Macauluso said. "We were on a higher spiritual level The Helios next game was against Cornell Univer- sity, the No. 2 team in the nation last year. ECU w as run intimidated in the least, as this game also went point for point At the half, the score was 7-5 Cornell, and ECU Head coach Wobble, took the opportunity to pump up the team with an inspiring speech, reminding them that they have their own sights set on a national champion- Ship this year. With that in mind, the Helios marched on the field 1992 NCAA MEN'S BAS1 Kansas (1) UTEP(9) Sweet 16 ITEP FinaM Michigan St (5) Cincinnati U Memphis St (6) .Cincinnati MIDWEST Memphis St "Vfll Ml Arkans GjLicML USC (2) afesja v0hiost U Conn. (9) Alabama (5) ijnC UNC (4) Michigan (6) ETSU(14) SOUTHEAST "VMKfugan Tulane(lO) Oklahoma a (2 tfttppM v Mm By Rich Haslerig rat - leies � amkC �?� mCA �iv �a 7K�A71 s : m rv . -vv s By Sean Parne �J ) George Sartino SQVlUMZCS . J n v cfcSQur N' 0-istian Oonc� Open to Al Campus Cnjiods for Christ II I m�jtt�-pcapoa�� rear Scrturtkyy March 38 �7J03 1209 1. sth St. InC, CoMedY 2CNE Every Wed. AMATUERS Reggae S9t Highballs �.99tf Memberships Friday ACK DOORS locking reincarnation of lornson and the Doors $2.00 32 oz Draft 7VTER MANSION York Power Rock $2.00 32ozQran neert Wed. April 1 Carrot Top 7303 � Two Shows Sports (She lEafit (Earolintan March 26,1992 Pirates use seven pitchers, team falls to N.C State, 6-2 Bv Robert S. Todd UwUni Sports Editor catcherCharlieHinessaw the seven pitchers used in the s 6-2 loss to N.C. State, cur- ranked No.25nationallv.The are now 14- on the season ind 1- in the Colonial Athletic As- ition. he seven Pirate pitchers, used an effort to reduce wear on their combined to walk eight and ne batter, and recorded only �' 11 up, three-down innings. lheM en pitchers) were pre- ermined Head coach Gary rton said "V"e were hoping to rough he second inning with � which we didn't � we'll ibby have to push VVhitfield hack to Sunday. We have to plav imes in thnv days and that in I 1 going to he difficult yden Butler walked the first � batters of the second inning d allowed the onlv crooked in- c I more than one run). Howard meld w as brought in and gave up two additional free passes with two outs. The damage was limited to three runs. Despite having five of the to 10 batters in the C A A, as well as three of the top five, the Pirates scratched up only four hits on the day. David Leisten led off the sec- ond inning with a triple � the only extra-base hit allowed by State pitcher Terry Harvey. Heath Clark followed up with a grounder to first that brought Leisten home. The onlv other run for the Bucs came in the eighth inning when Kushner sent a ball over the left field fence. Kushner leads the team with seven home runs .chile bat- ting over .400 with 20 RBI. "(Kushner) has been our best hitter over the lastcoupleof weeks Overton said. "He's not only doing a good job oi hitting he's doing a gtxxl job of etting pitchers up. If you took at his strikeout to walk ratio, he's getting pitches he can handle bv being selective. He's do- See Wolfpack, page 10 ECU Photo Lab Photo by OaM R��d ECU'S Lisa Corprew slides home for another Lady Pirate run in Wednesday's contest with Louisburg Junior College The team swept a doubleheader with Louisburg, and was recently ranked No 6 in the South Region. Lady Pirates cruise by Louisburg, move to No. 6 in South Region Gary Overton Heath Clark By Charles Mitchell Senior SportsWriter Behind exceptional defense, trong pitching and a pounding of- fense, the ECU Lady Pirates were recentlv ranked No. 6 in the South Region. The region includes two teams in the national poll (S. W. Loui- siana No. 9 and Florida State at No. 13.). "We're excited to have been voted to the number ix slot, how- ever the season is still young and we still have games to be played Head co,Kh Sue Manahan said. The ranking is the first for the Lady Pirates this vear, and with contin- ued success thev should climb the charts into the national rankings. On Wednesday, The Lady Pi- rates entertained Louisburg Junior College in a twin bill of exhibition plav In the first game, Georgeann Wilke struckout e en and walked just one batter on her way to the 2- 0 win. Tammv Newman led the defensive charge with six putouts, including two lunging grabs, that helped preserved the shutout. The Ladv Pirates scored their two runs on aggressive base run- ning. Lisa Coreprew started the inning with a infield hit, then ad- vanced to third on a two-base sacn- ficebunt from Michelle lone- With ine out, Wilke reached first on a mishandled grounder down the third base line and later advanced to second on a delaved steal. Newman grinded out a base hit which scored both Coreprew and Wilke to account for the Lady Tirate offense. Game two wa shortened be- cause of a pitching injury on the Louisburg team. The Pirates, sent Newman to the mound in relief. In three innings pitched, Newman yielded four runs and just seven hits in her first 1W2 pitchingouting. The Pirate offense scored behind the 2-3 batting from Chanel Htxiker and the clutch hitting of Coreprew, Laura Crowder and Newman. The Ladv Pirates went on to win the contest 12-4. This weekend the "Girls of Summer take their No. 6 ranking on the road to Buies Creek, N.C, to plavCampbell University. The next home appearance is scheduled for April H at 230 p.m. Rowing teams battle weather, equipment in home tri-meet By Thomas Allen Special to The East Carolinian Intermittent thunderstorms in- terrupted three of seven scheduled races between rowing teams repre- senting ECU, UNC-Wilmington and Skidmore College on the Pamlico River Thursday afternoon. In the opening race, a Skidmore novice (first year rower) men's four defeated two no v ice ECU crews, one bv the narrow margin of 05 seconds and the other by 15 lengths. In the first of two novice women's eight oared events sched- uled for the aftemtxm, Skid more and the Pirates held even for the first half of the race. A sudden squall caused both boats to falter, but Skidmore pulled ahead. An equipment failure in the Bucs' boat increased the deficit and Skidmore won by two boat lengths. In the men' s junior varsity fours, Skidmore easily defeated UNC- Wilmington. The varsity's men's four was considerably closer as Skidmore defeated a strong UNC- W team by barely a boat length. The races were staggered be- tween small thunderstorms passing through the area. Finally, an ap- proaching weatherfront resulted in the cancellation of a second women's eight race between Skidmore and a composite ECUUNC-W crew, a varsitv women's four between ECU and Skidmore and a men's eight between Skidmore and UNC-W. The races were held at the Pamlico Rowing Club in Washing- ton, N.C, where the ECUCrewClub trains. Skidmore College visits the club each year for their Spring Break training session. See Rowing, page 10 Helios fall victim to Cornell, 10-9 By Amy Clapp Staff Writer The ECU women's frisbee team joined nine other , omen's teams in Wilmingttm, N.C, over the weekend tor the annual Collegiate Eastern Tournament. Plav began earlv Saturday morning with chilly temperatures and a forceful wind. This proved to bean advantage for the ECU team, the Helios, in their first iime where thev met Brown University. Brown prac- tices mdixir during the winter. Pne two teams traded points for most oi the morn- ng until a time cap was placed on the game. The Helios � ere down bv a point at the cap and desperately needed in upwind score to change the momentum of the game, v pulled out a 10-8 win. 1 think the key to the game was thateveryoneon the team bonded Kara Macauluso said. "We were on a higher spiritual level Ihe Helios next game was against Cornell Univer- sity, the No. 2 team in the nation last year. ECU was not intimidated in the least, as this game also went point for point. At the half, the score was 7-5 Cornell, and ECU Head coach Wobble, took the opportunity to pump up the team with an inspiring speech, reminding them that they have their own sights set on a national champion- ship this vear. V ith that in mind, the Helios marched on the field and immediately scored two points The game was capped at 8 all, and the team that SOOnd the next two points first would win the game. The teams played equally hard, but in the end Cornell's expenence was the deciding factor. The Helios lost 9-10. After two games of constant running and obstinate defense, the Helios got a break in their next game against Rutgers University. EC U'szone defence was umieJding as Rutgers managed to score only three points the entire game. "We just ran them into the ground, they were no match for us Meghan Curren said. The final game of the day was forfeited by the University of Virginia due to lack of players. That left the Helios 3-1 for the day and poised for the semifinals Sunday morning against rival UNC-Wilmington. Although the game didn't begin until 11 a.m the Helios slept through the first half. When they woke up, they were down 1-8. Errationsranhighdunnghalftime. "I just want to kill em Jasa McAnn said. Although the Helios began to accomplish things during the second half with their zone defense and strong passing from Curran and Tammy Moose, it was too little, too late. The final score was 15-8 Wilmington, leaving Helios in third place for the tournament. As the Helios returned home, everyone's thoughts were already on a rematch � this time with a different ending when ECU hosts Ultimax April 4-5. RS offers fitness assessments 1992 NCAA MEN'S BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP Kansas (1) UTEP(9) Michigan St (5) Cincinnati (41 Memphis St. (6) Arkansas (fl C. Tech (7) USC (2) Sweet 16 UTEP Final 4 Final 4 Cincinnati MIDWEST X Memphis St altth oh'oSM') v ohio a. U Conn. (9) Alabama (5) tjnc UNC (4) Michigan (6) C H A M P I O N S H I P Sweet 16 Duke Diikpn.) "N Iowa (9) Seton Hall EAST G Mi.ss.ouh (5) Spton Hall (A) U. Mass. Syracuse (6) "Nil Mass. (3) Kentucky Iowa St. (10) Kentucky (2) By Darline Weitman Recreational Services Manv people work out and stnvefor fitness. Atthe same time, manv of those peopledo not know how far thev are trom their goal. ECU's Recreational Services can help. Recreational Services offers fitness assessment testing to stu- dents, staff, faculty and their spouses. A fitness assessment is an evaluation of one's fitness level. These assessments come with a plan for improving and main- taining fitness. The testing takes about one hour. The battery of tests include resting heart rate, blood pressure, flexibility tests, cardiovascular endurance evaluation, body com- position assessment, and tests of both muscular strength and en- durance. Fitness assessment tests are a good way to begin an exercise program and set your goals. "I think anyone should take advantage of this service staff member Denise de la Sierra said. "You have nothing to lose and a lot to gain An individual whose family has a history of heart disease or other health problemsareencour- aged to see a physician before beginning a program. Anyone, regard less of any fitness level, can take the test. Aerobics instructor assists students through UA ia.H I I- If someone is working out in Christenbuxy Gym they are likely to run into Greg Stivland. This 23-year-okf aerobic instructor has much more to offer to die ECU and GreermQe community than just exercise. Stivland is a junior majonng in occupational therapy. He chose occupational therapy because he enpy working with a person as a whole rather than just focusing on one problem. CXxupabonai therapy invorvescreativtty,psychrfogyphy9tcal rehabilitation and other aspects. Stivland also volunteers his time at a kxal prwate school After his fear subsided, he said he really enjoyed working with the children. Working in the school started out as a class assignment and turned out to be a matter of the heart He offers the kids someone to talk to or share a story with. Stivland became involved in aerobics in 1987. Desi losing fifty pounds, his body was nor the way he wanted it. Stivland said hU body was33percentfetHesaid hehad a. great aerobics teacher who taught him what aerobics was realty about. Stwlandkwestoeaand that is whybexew3sestoday Stivland has taughtaerobksfor two years, ard, according tomsshiranStephanteLewisw he does a good job. "He makes me woxkharoV" LnriMrid. "But at the same time, I feel tranquil and good about myself Aerobics, occupational Iherapy mi wlunteering at Ihe school ail are a result of his phikMophyon life Stivland said. "Become involved Stfvfend said. ManypeojterinfSod- ingmysetf, feel thatthey arent qualified todoanything. But we arewrong �Da�lineW��m�i To sign up fora fitness assess- class, the test is free. For others ment, stop by room 107-A of there is a $10 charge for students Christenbury Gym from 3 p.m. to and $15 for faculty, staff and their 5:30p.m. Monday throughThurs- spouses. For more information day. Ifyouareenrolled in a fitness call 757-6387. SOUTHEAST ETSU (14) Tulane (10) Oklahoma St Michigan OMnnaft MM G A M E UCLA UCLAd) Louisville (8) NMSU WEST N.MakpStQa XSWLajisianana Fla.St. Georgetown (6) Fla. St. (3) l's soccer club ties Raleigh, Jacksonville over weekeiK Indiana LSU(7) X Indiana (2) By Jeanne Shaffer Staff Writer The ECU women's soccer club was home last weekend for their first two home games of the season. On Saturday, the soccerclub met an undefeated Raleigh club and pulled off a 4-4 tie. The wind kept Pirate goalkeep- ers Jaimeson Pierce and Bridget Kruseand Raleigh goalkeeper Laura Crabil 1 on their toes throughout the entire game. Athalftime, Raleigh led 2-0 with a goal from Michele Naylor and Michelle Miller. The Pirates came back and pulled ahead 3-2 when Amy Warren and Karyn McAloon scored early in the half. Kerri Griffiths then scored with an assist from Pierce. The Raleigh dub came back with two more goals by Naylor, but Griffiths punched her second goal of the game, with an assist from Warren, past the keeper to tie the game for the Pirates. Sunday,thePiratesplayed Jack- sonville UNIDASandlost2-l, mak- ing their overall record 0-2-2 for the season. Pirate Jean Monaghan put ECU in the lead early, but shots by Griffiths, Warren and Jerry Myers could not find theback of the net During the second half, Unidas 10 10 She �a8t (Carolinian March 26, 1992 Wolfpack Soccer Continued from pags 9 in� the fob nol onlv physically, but mentalK TheWctfpack'sstarting pitcher, War ev, is alsoaquarterback foe the the team that tell in the Peach Bowl u the Pirates. fatrvey onlv allow tl four hits, one walk and one run while striking mil f i e Pirates. EC I did not capitalize on the help pro ided bv the Pack's third baseman when he juggled two ground balls Rowing both hit by first baseman Lee Kushner. ECU will play a doubleheader Friday against Erskine. Saturday will bring the CAA leader UNC- VVilmington, 5-1 in the conference, for a two-day, three-game stand. The Pirates, 1-5 in the conference, will plav a doubleheader Saturday and will chase that with a duel on Sunday. Continued from page 9 SatUfda) there u a an informal �crimmage between the ECl cww anil ,i i.res from C SLite both K I men's mnice-A and women's .ir-it tours uon their row- novke-8 ho.tt tor nwi and women abo competed et utvk, two Pirate CTPWS will 'M.el to Augusta, Ga , where the) willcomr�eteagainstcrewsfrom the Southeast and Northeast. Last vear ECU won a bronze meilal in the men's novice four EC L C n�N t Tub is i member of the Recreational Services depart ment Continued from page 9 scored on a one-on-one with Kruse ID put them ahead for the remain- der of the game "It was just one of those off days where nothing went our way and we just couldn't get (the ball) in Head coach Mark Bowers said. "The team has nothing to be ashamed of Outstanding defensive play both davs by the Pirates came from loelle Pierce, Alison Russell, Missy Cone and ixli Tittenhouse. The of- fense was dominated by Griffiths, Warren and Mvers. The soccer club has an away game March 21 against the UNC Pioneers Club at 2 p m The women will plav again April 5 in T avetteville, then will closeout the season at Virginia leth on Apnl 10-12. Be The First On four Block lo M On Monday, March 30, East Coast Music and Video will open their doors at midnight for a special midnight madness sale. 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