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otije iEaHt (Earnlttrian 64 N 60 iqq , f4 ???? C ? P;i Flags fly as SGA debates football funding Rob Norm.in AirloireROTC g holds awareness week for POW(s) mirs Counseling Center offers alternative l .a I'ov.i Hnnkiiv ? I Poetry Reading Store profits yield scholarship program i l vnn M.u iiison ? ; ? The Buccaneer yearbook will be distributed today, Tuesday, Nov. 13, beginning at 9 am. in the back of Wright Soda Shop. Students who wish to receive a yearbook are urged to bring university IDs and to come early! Supplies limit distribution to sophomores and upperclassmen. Editorial 4 U S Diploma . thekey t mgl Pen lan Gult cri: INSIDE TUESDAY Features 7 ? u otti ba ed ! IS ? ? . ish then a tlbum Sports 10 ? ? , . ? d todefi ?? ? ? kn of NIU. 24-20 W$z lEant ftarritman Serving the East Carolina campus community since 1925 Vol.64 No.60 Tuesday, November 13, 1990 Greenville, North Carolina Circulation 12,000 12 Pages Flags fly as SGA debates football funding Bv Rob Norman Stjtf Writer I vhate over appropriations for a flag football team and geolog) studies organization headlined the weekl) Si lAmecting Monday night During the meeting, a bill re questing the university reconsider its change m the operating hours of lovner Library was passed by the legislature? lhet-Vl womens flag football teamrequested$l,755fortheirl990- 91 budget rhc appropriation would include travel and hotel costs tor a team trip to a ew . Weans tourna- ment Their budget vas p.isM'd by a voice vote after heavy debate When asked how much money the team received last year, Si .A Treasurer Randy Roy aisaid theteam was givenc' V71 Appropriations hairman Inpp Iogg explained the increase over last year's appropriation The registration tee tor the team went up $30 Hogg said. "A new participation feeof$l6 per per son on the team has been added by the organizers 1 iogg also said that the travel funding figures needed to be raised as well "Last year, when the) went down there, they said it was about 70 miles 1 Iogg said "ldrovcmy car down there, and it's about 1,000 miles Hogg also said that the hotel v osts were higher because the tour- nament is bring held during Sugar Bowl weekend in southern Louisi- ana. I egislator Darck McCullers made an amendment that would an the hotel money from $720 to 4ib MiC ullers said he thought the hotel costs were excessive and that the Si , should not pay The amendment failed and the budget was passed A budget request tor the Sigma Gamma Epsilon Geological Honor Society was also discussed rafter the Appropriations om- mittee reammendcd $750 for the See SGA page 2 Air Force ROTC holds awareness week for POW(s) By im Rogers StJtt Writer With a bamboo cage in front oi the Student Store, the Prisoner of War Missing in Action awareness campaign hit the ECU campus last week. POWM1A week was staged throughout the country to gam, rev ogmtion tor the issue of soldiers who never returned from wars, rhe campus campaign was sponsored by the Arnold AirSocietv.a service organization within Air Force ROTC In addition E I - local chap- ter, the kitty 1 lawk Squadron pro moted awareness of the POW MIA issue by displaying a bamboo cage. distributing information about the POW Ml As and selling identifica- tion bracelets T shirts and decals The bamboo cage is a replica of the cages m which some American Prisoners ol War were detained in during the Vietnam conflict. The group also held a 12-hour overnight igil from sunset Thurs- day to MinriH' Friday, burning a lantern mthocage to svmholie hope tor tin safe return ot those missing. Approximately 2,400 American m.t icemen remain unaccounted tor in the aftermath 't the Vietnam conflict. The governments of Laos and The Peoples Republic of Vietnam have been delinquent in the release i if information concerning these men and women today nearly twenty yearsal ter the end of the Vietnam war the POWMIA issue is controversial ancl emotional tor thcso with loed ones still missing "The response we have had on campus and in the community has bevn tremendous Matt Beobe a senior Air Force KOU cadet said "The student response was Stron ger this year than it has been in the past. We e en got a phone call from a woman in acksonville, who saw us on the news and thanked us tor remembering the issue and doing something to promote it It helps a lot to get this much positne feed- back rhe Kitty ! lawk Squadron sold overlOOPOW MIA bracelets. Each bracelet was accompanied by a complete biography ot the sen k e man and information about sup- porting the POW 'MIA cause All of the money madefn m the bracelet, T shirtanddei alsaleswenl to support POWMIA awareness groups, who are pressing tor the release ot information about those w ho remain unac ounted tt??r Arnold Air Society - hapters at other Northarolina schools are also doing their part in remember- ing the POW Ml As At NX State the 1 iolloman Squadron conducted a candlelight vigil with termer u tnam eterans and It W s) in attendance The Armstrong Squadron at UNC-Charlotte conducted a candlelight vigil thatconcluded with .i fly-by of F-16 fighters in missing- man formation. POWMIA Awareness week within Arnold MrSooicU is .man nual event that occurs the week be- fore Veterans Day Counseling Center offers alternative Bv LaTova Hankins Slat Writor Jill Cherry ? ECU Photolab This bamboo cage, on display last week in front of the Student Store is a replica of cage? in which American soldiers were imprisoned during the Vietnam conflict Living in the ever-changing campus enxinmrnent students often have problems they cannot sh.ire with friends The EG Counseling Center is familiar with prolMemst.Kingsrudentsandisprepvinxltootter.i listening ear Located in Room Hh of the Wnght Building the center hasexisttd since 1963hancellor I Leo Jenkins established the center to serve as a location when- help could be found The purpose ot the tenter is to support the student development Igniter W llhert Rill said The center seesaround M people on a weekly Kisis Not all of them are m a one-to-v me basis !ho (enter (Hers many group programs " ( ontrary to popular notion, a student docs not hae to be crazy" to benefit from the center, Ball said Someof the programs provided by thecenter uvhide asupportgoupforsexuaByassaulledstudentekan increase in-self worth seminar and assertiveness training. ITvre are also open groups for discussing academic problems and choosing fields of study. nu'CenteralsoottersaclasscallodHU I000,taught by I tonjoyner, which orfersheshmen the opportunity to learn the skills mtxitxi to suiat vein a co!let;roimronnv!M Ball said that the student response to tin program ottered bv the center has been very positive While manv students max attend four vearsot college without seeking the aid of the center, the counseling is available tor all students "TteCounselmg Center isa resource for students tor any issue Ball said. Wcare here to help the students txi deal with what they ha veto deal with them and help them to get back on track For those students with serious problems, thet oun- seiing Center suggests seeking help from the Student 1 lealth Services and recommends seeing a family ph, si- cian. While most counseling session last between six to eight sessk m Ball said that he prefers to kindle problems in three to tour meetings between counselors and the counseled Balleshmates that last vearover 25 percent ot all E I StudentSCame in oontact with the center, either through sessions or on personal kisis Ball said that he is proud ot what tin center kis accomplished and hopes to extend an imitation to all students Poetry Reading Li-Young Lee has recently been featuredon Bill Mover's PBS show. Power of the Word and on National Public Radio. He is the winner ot the 1990 Lamont Poetry Prize for his book'The City in which I Love You Lee has won the Pushcart Prize and is published in the Norton Anthology of Poetry and the American Poetry Review. He is considered one of the nation's premier poets. Li-Young Lee will appear at ECU on Nov. 15, at 8 p.m in Room 1031 of the General Classroom Building. Store profits yield scholarship program By Lynn Hardison Special to The Fas! Carolinian MichaeK'oston. manager ot the ECU Student Stores, presented a $75,000 check to Chancellor Rich ard Eakin Nov 5 I he check will provide 240 book scholarships tor prospective students. In dividing the check, the L ni- versity Scholarship Committee de- cided that $55,000 will be used tor 220 $250 book scholarships. Another $5,000 will go toward 20 $250 book scholarships tor transfer students I he remaining $15,000 will go into a variety ot scholarships, including a minority leadership program. I'hoeommit tee also determined that eligibility tor the scholarships will be based on semester hoursand grade point averages Basing the scholarships on C PA, Coston said. "is the only way to get the scholar- ships distributed this spring with equity and in a timely manner " Eakin said the financial assis- ta ik eotthetudent Stores was "tnil remarkable because it operates on an "expected annual basis I he book scholarship program arose from an ECU Board of Trust- ees mandate that Student Stores profits be set aside tor deserving applicants But renovation and expansion of thestore prevented thepracticeoi issuing the scholarships until 19W. in that year, the first $75j000gift w as made In addition to the scholarship donations,oston said there are other methods in which the Student Stores set aside profits to benefit all ECU students ? We want to make a reasonable amount ot profit to maintain the scholarships, .but wc feel like we can help all students by lowering the price of books Coston said Coston said reducing 20,000 books by $1 each would amount to a $20,000 profit-loss to the hook- store "Students don't see that but that's 520,000 we've just put back into their hands that we could have charged them Coston said. Costonsaid that thebookstore's pnmarv function is "to serve the students and to assure the avail- ability of the educational material they need to receive their educa- tion Coston feels the $75,000 a year will be a minimum annual contri- bution to the ongoing scholarship program The Buccaneer yearbook willbedlstitxitedtoclayjuesday, Nov.13,beginningat9am?nthe back of Wright Soda Shop. Students who wishtoreceiveayeartx)ok are urged to bring university IDs and to comeearty! Supplies limit distribution to 9ophomores and upperclassmen. Editorial 4 U.S. Diplomacy is still the key to solving the Persian Gulf crisis. Classi INSIDE TUESDAY Features 7 Charlotte-based band, Firehouse. is set to unleash their new album. Sports 10 The Pirates hold on to defeat theHuskies of NIU, 24-20. Insert: Satire ? 2 (Elie Cast &atatiutiNovEMBER 13,1990 ECU Briefs Student body represents forty-five foreign countries A total of 42 foreign nations are represented among ECU's student population this semester Fho number ol international students total and includes both graduates and undergraduates enrolled in a wide range ot academic programs With nine students enrolled, India has tho largest represen- tation on campus, followed hv Taiwan with eight students, lapan, with seven and the People's Republic of China, with six Other nations with significant numbers ol students at ECU are Canada and France each with live students, the United Kingdom and Hong Kong (four each) and Germany, Norway, ordan au the Republic ot Korea (three each) Also represented among ECt 's student bod) .ire the Neth- erlands Sweden, Finland, Greece, lurkev the Dominican Re- public, Spam. Ireland, the Philippines, Ecuador, Costa Rica, t. ulombia, Brazil, Venezuela, Algeria and Syria Also included are the I nited Arab Republic, Thailand, Pa- kistan Iran, I ebanon, Malaysia, Singapore, Afghanistan, Togo, Malawi. Cameroon, Nigeria, Ghana and the Ivory Coast. Geography professor to talk about his journey to Ethiopia An EC L geographer who recently returned from a three month long L nited Nations mission to Ethiopia will describe that troubled, strife torn, African nation's political and economic turmoil in a public lecture this week The lecture, which is tree and open to thi' interested public, will be part of ECU'S observance of National Geography Aware ness Week, Nov. II 17 Geography professor Mulatu Wubneh m ill deliver the lecture al 7: JOp.m. Wednesday, in Room B-102ol the Brow ster Building on campus A reception hosted by the Department ot Geography and Planning will follow Wubneh s presentation Wubneh, a native ol Ethiopia, will present an overview entitled "Window on the Horn ot Mrua dealing with such ? oun tries as Ethiopia, Somalia, the Sudan and Eritrea. Allot those nations have suffered vearsof revolt warfareand political unrest, as well asde astating famine and drought The 1 lorn ot Africa" lies east ot the Nile and is across the Rod Sea from Saudi Arabia. National (leograph) Awareness Week, declared annually by . ongress, focuses on studies ot political and economic changes taking place m strategic areas ot the world l nmpiU-J Ifum I t I News Kurtju reports Crime Scene Printer stolen from General Classroom Building Nov. 10 November 1618 Pitt County ail escorted intoxicated subject for 24- hour lock lip. 1S4 Memorialmnasium report ol student struck bv a vehicle; same suffered no injuries An ofxTation.il report v.is tiled ls? arvis Residence Hall investigation of a larceny report. lm Scott Residence Mall campus citation issued to a subject for breaking and entering, a larceny report was tiled. 140 Scott Residence Hall investigated a possible drug violation; same was unfounded 2039 Brewster Building campus citation issued to student lor speeding and a stop sign violation 2055 Mendenhall Student (enter: campus citation issued to subject tor speeding and a stop sign violation. 2120 Greene Residence Hall campus citation issued to s ibjed tor illegally parking in a handicapped one November 8 0119 lones Residence Ha 11 campus citations issued to three subjects for alcohol violations 0131 larvis Residence I fall report ot an assault on a female 141 Maintenance Building (east) campus Citation issued to student for careless and reckless dm ing. 2030 Georgetown Apartments (parking lot) domestic dis- pute between two male and female students; scene cleared bv responding officer 2032 Intramural Field (north of Ficklen Stadium): assisted an injured student transported to emergency room of Pitt County Memorial Hospital November 9 1230 10th and Rockspring streets state citation issued for expired registration November 10 imh)1 5th and Elm streets: campus citation issued to student tor not burning headlights. 0005 Erwin Building: report ot two sublets breaking and entering 0053 Clement Residence Hall (east): assisted with trans- portation ot injured student to Pitt County Memorial Hospital 0113 Cafeteria Building: student transported to PittCountv ail for driving while intoxicated. 1 552 Cieneral Classroom Building report of a larceny of a printer; subject to tile report at a later date with information about printer 3 Bolk Residence Hall report ot a dispute between a male and female; subievts divided to settle dispute among them solves 1908 Hernm ? Residence Hall, investigated report of a lar- ceny of hubcaps . n,n chicle at 5th and Reade streets parking lot 2251 Location unknown: campuscitation issued to student to speeding. 2341 7th and ?. otanche streets campus citation issued to Student for speeding November 11 0017 Aycock Residence Hall two subjects taken to Police ,X partment and given campus citations for fighting 0453 ?Joyner Library campus citatum issued to an mtoxi cated subject tor tampering with a bluelight phone 1545 -Gan-ett Residence Hall: larceny report, no report at this time because of insufficient information. 180M 5th and Rotary streets: campus citation issued to student for a stop sign violation and failure to carry an operator's license. Crime Scene it taken (mm official ECU Public Safely log. SGA Continued from page 1 group, questions arose over a trip to the Smithsonian Institute in Wash ington, D.C later this semester The legislature was given no date tor the trip It was pointed out that it the trip was to be a conven- tion, dates would be known I egislators questioned appro- priating money tor a trip with no details given McCullers proposed an amendment that would strike the $20 travel request tor the tnp "The reason l have objected to this is because they have tailed to provide any detail about this trip McCullers said But Hogg objected bv saying the trip was tor a worthv cause "They asked for money to goon a trip to the Smithsonian and we should fund them l logg said. I logg could not state positively that the Smithsonian has a geology department, but another legislator confirmed that while in lurkev, the Smithsonian was conducting geo- logical research in the same area I .egislator Eric 1 iithard said that the group should be given the money "We are sending them to the Smithsonian Institute, one of the finest institutions m this country 1 lilliard said "There are specimens thereth.it wecould never provide at this school The amendment to cut travel expenses was defeated and the or ganization received $750 Legislator Iripp Roakes pro posed a resolution requesting that the university reconsider the hour cuts.it Kner I ibrary. '(. hir hours were already short in comparison to other universities Roakes said "I understand that budget cuts need to be made, but these cuts could bo made else where Roakes added an amendment to the resolution that explained that Miriam ii ' Sherry Smith islators students with jobs often work until the library's new closing time and would lx' unable to do homework or papers requiring library time "Students come here to learn. ommitti and the librarv is a focus ol learn ing Roakes added. The resolution was amended and passed In other business ?Appropriations lor Beta kappa Alpha chapter i ?t the 1 man u.il Management Assocwtton Phi Sigma Alpha National Political s i ence Honor Society and Phi Alpha I 'beta were passed ? "heRules( ommitteedcx ick .1 that the E 1 (iospel hoir was . non religious e.roup ? "he constitution ol PsiPhiwas passed ? The constitution ol the I i Frisbee ? lub ??? a - sent to the F i no The East Carolinian is looking for a computer layout artist. Sexist, racist statutes may find new site at UNC - Chapel Hill Every Wednesday Night ( HAITI till I (AP) i ban cellor Paul I lardin said he will ask a committee to recommend a new site tor seven statues that have been called racist and sexist b) some students at the l ruverstt) ol North (, arolina at Chapel I lill But I lardin has not dev idel whether the statues should be moved, he said l"hursda Student Body President Bill I lildebol tasked I lardin to move the statuestremmfrontof Pa isl ibrar to some other less prominent pUu e on campus Hardin said he would ask I"sbuildingsandgmundsconv mittee, comprised ol students, t.u ultv ,nui administrators, to recom mend a nev sit the committee traditionalh approves building sites, facades and choices ot archi- tects I he statues sculpted by Iuli.i Balk whose ?rks include a New York state memorial to Vietnam veterans, were a gift from the i lass ol lu rhe six statues were placed in front of Davis I ibrarj (. X t 23 and cost about $65iXi 'students have crituted two ol the statues as racist and another pair as sexist he Bl.uk student Movement and a newly formed Committee Against Offensive Stat- ues have organized protests that continue Friday. The statues that have drawn the most firedepid a black woman carrying a book on her head and a black man spinning a basketball on his outstretched finger. Students at a Oct. M meeting called by 1 lildebolt to discuss the statues said they promoted nega- Boone crowd burns rock n' roll tapes of Prince, Eagles BOONE AP) Some members ot the Fellowship of Christian Athletes ripped selec- tion rock n roll tapes apart last week under the supervision ot a Watauga High School teacher The destruction ot tapes by- such groups as the Beatles, the Eagles. Prince, Earth, Wind and Fire and Iron Maiden happened Monday al the home of varsity football coach lack Roten. the school's FCA sponsor. The original plan to burn tapes and compact discs at the school was rejected by school Principal Shorn C arreker Roten said the action was spurred bv a videotape the group saw at a previous meeting titled "Hell's Bell's which lists more than 16(1 rock n' roll acts live bl.K k stereotypes A pair ol the statues show a man and woman walkingand read ing the man standing upright with his hand on the woman ship as she leans on him That pair has been ailed sex ist because it depicts woman as needing a man's support i Hherstudentsnavedefended the statues, saying there are valid non sexist and non racist interpre- tations of the statues Others have said a would becensorshiptomove the statues & Progress.vi Danc i Niqhi now on compact d i sc ? 1 .00 Tall Boys ? $1.00 Kamakazee ? $2.50 Pitchers (Ladies Free Until 1030) trx - - - - ? ST PHOTO CENTER READ The East Carolinian ? 0 Colorwttch .1" ' - . :e3 Student Store East Carolina University Wright Building Greenville. NC 27858 LLI Q 5 D QQ 454 Bogies752- Carolina Pregnancy757- Chico's757- Family Medical Care 355- Fosdick's750- Heroes Are Here Too757- ITG Travel355-5075 Kelway Rental 355 Payne's Jewelers355 Student Store355 4((8 0003 1 666 5 2011 0948 5 -7579 -5090 -0500 Slfte 5Eafit (Haroltntan Director of Advertising Adam Blankenship Advertising Representatives Ken Earley Julie Roscoe John Semelsberger Nechol Boone Nellie Van Dvn Dungen Advertising Production Manager Warren Kessler (Graphic Artist) DISPLAY ADVERTISING National $6.00 Local Open Rate $5.00 per column inch Bulk & Frequency Contract Dicounts Available Business Hours Monday - Friday 7:30 5:30 757-6366 ? She Cast (Carolinian November 13.1980 3 UNC enrollment up despite fewer freshmen CHAPEI Mil l N.C (AP) lew er freshmen enrolled this year al the I6carnpusesinthel niersit ??! North Carolina system but the de chne was offset K more returning students Aneshmated I23.2l5full tune student enrolled a4 percent in vTease oer las; i ai but svstemwide the number ot entering hrM time freshmen this veai tSClovvnb tpK'ent overall and b 7 percent for North Carolinians paralleling a decline in high-school graduates nbet ot high-school graduates in thestal in l?89 tot?J 52 or 7.4 pei ? prvxtittxi i . . ?? ?? at a meeting t ruin OurirKTeasedenroOrnent veai is not the product of increased freshman . lasses I v- ? Former professor promotes 'safe cyclical storage' i HARI OTTE (AP) A former economics professor says he s hit a "wall ot silence from a state government he sees as bent on building a hazardous waste incinerator, but state officials saj his alternative won t tlv Marvin Krieger a former protess?r and a spokesman tor the States ille based Community Council of North Carolina has been promoting sate cyclical storage as an alternative lot handling orth Carolina waste 1 le en isions putting w aste in Uik proot containers in earth covered bunkers in six oi seven sites around the state I h ivastt would Sit foi one to five awaiting methods that ould t tract metals and chemicals oi ? mlcssk detoxitx the stufl waste should N si until industry can reclaim usuabk materials !o? kii in the goo hesax s vever. with North an tlv sed t choose a Granville County sue tor an incinerator. Kheger is having a tough )ob selling the idea of bot- tling up waste. 1 argument is economics. Kneger 67. said in an interview published Monday in The Char IteObsertw 'It's too valuable to burn State officials don't think kneger spian would uork, in p.irt K i ause they interpret federal laws as discouraging companies from storing waste unless it's destined incineration or other con ven- al disposal It s not a viable way to deal iste problem (in the ?: stat waste regulators and nvii onmental Protei tion gi rx v said 1 inda I ittle, the state s top w aste-polio adv iser ittle executnedirev torot the i i ernor's Waste Management ? nies state officials have ? i n Krk $ei the i old shoulder -iv sjiil she passed out : ot his plan to the Inter-Agency Committee on Hazardous Waste, a group of regulators and policy officials The commit tec discussed the storage alternative in meetings in August and September, com- mittee minutes show. She also said Cm im Martin, who committed North Carolina to building the incinerator, "is very familiar with the plan and has read it and discussed it with his staff kneger said as waste volumes build up they 11 become more at tractive to a recyder As u hnokv- gies emerge, industry will reclaim their waste to make a buck lor the plan to work the 1 PA would have to let industries store ?. aste tor up to five years Storage is permitted to t.u ill tate proper recovery, treatment or disposal' according to an EPA regulation kneger said hedoesn t believe the regulation rules out long-term storage tor future tech nologies But EPA officials say the pur pose ot the regulation is to let companies accumulate waste to make it more economic to treat, not to await a future technology. I ittle also says industry is al ready reclaiming materials from waste and questions whether there's enough in incinerator- bound waste to pay oft It the state were to substitute long-term storage for incineration, the legislature ultimate! must approve what would beadramatk shut in state policy rti ersit ? ? ?? eshm ? edbv2: A nivi . ? ki more in-state freshmen in c dun in l? Most ot the m?r - ed ? . - seinSch Vp si si ' - ' ' " v ores ten ? sesnst ???? tost . It5 " rvas scores rosel f-sta studi itsfron ? ssaidimpnvei s stood h - " s -s; u. 772 ntn - " v ; ? ?? ? ? 5j ? ? ? ' poa ts " n S $5000 CASH BONUS FOR NURSEf The Ann) is now offering nuts, s wnh BSNs a $5000 bonus. Nurses who qualify can join our health care team and receive $5000 at their first dtttj assignment. 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Systems Manager Chris Norman, Oarkm m ' chm im Phong Luong, Business Manager Margie 0Shea, Classified d Derorah Daniels Secretary I ?, ' ii ?? is dlheEasil ? ? ' ? emlom will ECI idcnts IK- ' b E : ?cl ? ?? yeai ?-? ? ? h necacckt? . ? . ? Carolinian ltvcs il nahl to refuse or disowni ? ' ? ' " ' n ? .? ? rhen head editori ? ls , ?? ? ? d uu ; Boan f'to asH u rtc limited lo - publication I 27K U. or call I .?? purpi s i?l dcteri ,tddrcss ? ! ? ? recll affects IXM1 IheEiuu : sex, creed i t bill, rather I cHers should ? v letters lot cenvillc N ( 7 V66 Opinion Pagl 4. Tuesday, November 13, 1990 U.S world must utilize diplomacy It has been over tour months since the United States military took a defensive stand in Saudi Arabia, and the American public has be come a ware that the Persian Cult t risis will not be over any time soon With President Bush's recent decision tosend an additional 150,000 troops into theGulf, a military confrontation seems inevitable between the US. and Iraq. President Bush, as well as the American people, now realizes Saddam 1 lussein is a poten tiallvdangerouadversircarAibleot unleashing mass destruction on various middle-eastern tar gets with his chemical weapons, not to mention the possible threat of terrorism on American soil As U.S. citizens, we must ask ourselves where we are headed asa nation, and re-evaluate our reasons tor being in this position in the first place. Can we justify our involvement in Saudi Arabia, or is this conflict over nothing more than oil rights in the Persian Gulf? And is President Bush doing everything he can toavoid a military confrontation1 The best way to answer these questii ns is tolookatsomeofthepre kmsmilitar) encounti i ? in our nation s history Many people have said this crisis is tor power over oil rights in the Middle East. But what might have happened had we ra it sent tn ps into Saudi Arabia1 LS Intelligence reports indicate thai the invasion ot Kuwait was only the beginning oi Saddam's plan to control an empire of oil-produc- ing nations in the Middle East. 1 lave we forgotten that Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Egypt and other Arab nations are allies of the United States? Should we allow a military dictator to exert his power over weaker, allied nations until they bow in submis sion? If this was the basis for our ft ireign p? hc, should we not also have allowed another mad man to realize his vision ol a master race toi the I"hird Reich during World War II7 Various intelligence agencies also report that Iraq is working todevelopruklear capabilities within the next decade. If Saddam is allowed to continue his current trend toward Iraqi domina hon of the Middle East, where would he stop' I we honestly believe he would be satisfied with Kuwait? Was 1 Iitler satisfied by merely invading Poland7 The answer us ultimate!) no. No matter how Saddam justifies, his actions, the world com munity stands behind the United States At this point, however, war ls not the answer. e must looktoour world's leadersand demartda peaceful settlement to this delicate situatit n. lo date. 4h American soldiers have been killed, and no enemy shots have even been fired. loo man) people, including Iraqi and Kuwaiti citizens, havealready needlessly been killed. Until all options for a peaceful solution have been ex- hausted, wemust not give up hope that thiscrisis can be s lived through diplomatic means I lowever, it appears that President Bush has grown tired of waiting for the effects of his naval blot kade to take its toll on Iraq. Hecontinues to deploy reinforcements to Saudi Arabia in what can only be construed as preparation tor a U.S. offensive earlv next year As he did during the U.S. invasion of Panama, President Bush is once again sending a liarsh message to dictators unwarranted aggres- sion and oppression have no place on this planet By contesting the actions of Manuel oreiga and Saddam, our foreign policy has and is taking an active role in assuring global justice, like the treat men! n Panama sNoreiga, US. Foreign Policy has geared itseil toward a hawkish appearance in Mid .lie last It ivoul 1 1 be optimistic to believe Saddam will avert war and pull back on the Iraqi reigns ol aggression Unfortunately, hiscountry continues to support his barbaric actions In a land where anti-American sentiments are pervasive, Iraq is preparing tor its second major conflict in the last det .kU follow ing itseighl year war with Iran. President Bush now holds the "wild card" with the large number ol mobilized U.S. forces Prompted by harm to nationals at the American Embassy in Baghdad, Bush could dtvlare war on groundsoftiieprovocation (r the president might (pt ti r .1 quit k, first-strike offensive m an attempt to surprise and overwhelm the Iraqis. It a massive invasion by the American military forces occurs in the near future, it would bet hesecond such offensive in less than two years. rherc is no doubt we have the striking power and readiness toattack, but whether or not theUS. can pull off another clean sweep remains to be seen (liven a situation in which allied forces could successfully dispose of Saddam, what would happen next? I'S. occupation of Iraq would seem likely. Whether we exert military force or con- tinue our stalemate with Iraq in future months, I S. invoh ement in the region may continue for years The American public needs to realize there ls m Kjinck fix:solution to thecnsis. Fhepresident's i it i.sK n to deploy an additional 100,000 troops to the( .nit is (hecorrect one. By raising the ante, thr I 5 has proved we will not back down from aggression against our allies i&Mtswr'yy vN Afe ?CA VA?re t America's foreign policy remains inconsistent Bv Darek Meddlers i ditorial i olumnt! again ? Rci ? ntiv the demCH r supt rp, , its itv given themselvi ind applaust il 'a hdl I i .ill Sorld-Wute Demot r a 11 In I tew yeai have so-p the I i the I rlti in mucl ? ? . : i I trv "chipping aw i in South Afrit a. Hi am not st. plea st da - ?? ? i th violence that w have smiled at and I want to -1 this sub )tvt some desei ' " would like to I.e. dow n somi principles of revolution I have observ ed thn e i .is shi eked recently to read an article about tho bru tal murder and torture form i Liberian r- sid nl Samuel K Dot Mthough it is true thai ? as a brutal dicta '? ?? i n. a should not act ept these Winds of factious gov- the air ? ? rhis man was mm ? ? ? Ii ?? d md tortured witho il , , ? ? irr I in a ban ' ' ' ?'? i k1 ' firing) ? i ? i More t! ? ? ? ? . ther id bt gs and ?? i - her. I rhey wei ? ? ? ihnson s mi i I ??? mat Ketc and ?' ff his 1 hen they cut his: ike this types ol revolution rhen is (heillustrated how they the stcio-political revolution I much like that ol the African- Amerit an or (ierman re tions), the organizi A re1 olution i like the Ame Revolution and th pontai ens. unorganized or gui 11 re olution I like the Frcncl u araguan or Libei ? kittens ? I ?? : ? ? mg this h?ir incident said Doe's ive fled I ation ? African p i ? - diagonal slashes across cheeks) He was crying and the blood was running down his cheeks "At one point, he blew m the blo d that has p oled Kisbody (probabh because it was stinging mij one ol lohnson s men thtught he wv a ? tr mg to do some kind of juju ? rv for heh tons of i " ' ii led 1 his situaii. npi lesl . . . . ? race pi lem is no! v ct re??h Free speech is being stifled on campuses Bv Jonathan 1). Karl C olleciatc I icm - 1 rec spew h is under atta. k n college campuses ind even its tra ditionallv staunches! defenders have foined in the assault Student journalists and fi - srxxxh advocates art' concerned about a proliferation of college speech codes so widespread thai according to 1 ime magazine, No where is the hirst Amendment mere imperiled than on college cam puses" As is often the case with censorship, these cedes have been adopted with the best intentions: Campus racism is en the rise anil something has tn be done about it So token measures are taken which exacerbate racial tensions and ig- nore the first Amendment Speech codes drafted in re spouse to this important issue are dividing the American Civil Liber ties Union, which basal ways tended toward an absolute" position on free speech While the Wisconsin and Michigan ACLU affiliates have sued their respective state universi ties over the codes, the northern and southern California affiliates adopted a resolution in July favor mg narrowly drawn policies whit h prohibit harassing speech lohn Powell, national legal di- rector of the ACl.U, asserts: M concern is less with the strength ot the First Amendment than with the wave of racial harassment that has swept the country Ibe campus is net under the threat of being si- lenced I Vtending their resolution, the ( alifomia affiliate's cite the legal ? balance the first Amend nl righf vt students to an equal education The) argue that the resolution onl advot atesa ban en speech which is clearly harassing and that hostile, even offensive speech in classroom debates and public discourse is soniethmg stu- dents must endureor challenge with speet h ot their own Free speech proponents such as writer Nat Hentoff are not buy- ing it Pointing out that cases brought under the codes will be heard by untrained, college judicial panels, net civil libertarians or CLU attorneys, Mr. Hentoff de t rtesthe inevitably vague nature ot speet hcodes. "Mostcottegeswhosc due process' hearing I've covered are unshakablv tend of the British star Chamber model ot the 17th century he remarks sarcastically. lust the places to deal with these bread ,nj vague restrictions on speech Rules which limit speech are only as good as those who enforce them Eleanor Holmes Norton, former President Carter's chair ot the federal Equal Employment Op- portuntty Commission, explained this bitter realitv: "It is technically impossible lo wnte an anti-speech code that cannot be twisted against sjxxvh nobody means to bar It has been tried mk tnod and tried Indeed sp ech o des have been defended by voices tar less moder ate than those of the ACLU's Cah lorma affiliates At Stanford Uni- versi ty, law professors provided the philosophical rationale tor a new studentcondut tpolicy thatonestu dent sponsor candidlv admitted "is not entirely in line with the hirst Amendment BA Journal, the publication of the American Bar Association, quotes Stanford Paw professor Man Matsuda, who ar- gues that traditional views of free speech act asaseif-servingcover for continued domination h majority elites. InOnvellian fashion,ad i vates Of the code argue that Speech hm: tations would actuallyircreascsfrei speech and "vigorous debate Drscriminatoryspeech, they reason is meant to silence the victim Such arguments are no! onh clearK pptsf u First Amend ment principles, the also thread n tc undercut the achievement of equal nghts. Civil nghts activists have always relied on speech as their principle weapon In the lonv; run. any compromise of principles of free speech works to the detri- ment of minorities Inaddieon to infringing on free speech, these codes may actually fuel racism As the recent incident with the music group 2 Live Crew dramatically demonstrates, at tempts to censor offensive views makes martyrs out of the censored See Speech page 5 (Etje iEafitUJarulinian November 13, 1990 5 Make politicians campaign the 'ol fashioned wa '??&? Kiuin 846CSf wteV By lell Parker I ditnrial c nlumniM bcm poll iua! e I me Rule will remedy this stheoldnewspapersaying goes It it ain t news, don't print Ina period when education, it So should the broadcast me- health and other state supported diaalso exclude politicking which rams are suffering from ait is not legitimate news' backs it seems ridiculous that Now the expected fear may ! impaign dollars are arise that questionable aspirants. ixl into advertising the or more directly, ins! inv bozos, who are expected to will he able to vie for a seat in our problems rathei government rhis fear will be put I . ? ipphtxl It is I - rest once it becomes obvious that the bulk ol those hov ditticult it is to kecpa name irs are being spent in the publu ear until the voting intrusive media booths open, without the help ot vision and radio radio and television Candidates ,aVe relied foi office will ncv, to put them selves in positions that invite more scrutiny and thereby givi the publw ample opportunity to , he? k them tor bozo ness ( loser measure will be ghl upon our future leaders ,n hen !he have to return to the i! ipaign trail in i i apa? itv the- hlU, ? ? , .??. 11 since the .ent edeeab met! . r msmitted h porbole mais souneol know 1 t candidates for so long ?tten there are t ishioned vet efftx live ? . i nation I lew evei d? ral v ommunica- ? ihibit the L-ast -? ? ? po , able to enter the Although the : an s tl it : i.Mi h the rubli as his oppom ists comparabli wealthier politician s ved by larger better ? ? ? . ? ips ol the t ommunn ation ue In ;n, nca's eounger da s most pa ime, was done on the I themaor problem thai vas conflicting cam paign vows thai promised mi possible to deliver rewards spe- cial to the respective areas on the i ampaign trail 1 or the mosl part. our watchdog media prevents this in theW s oratleast allows us to can h it1 Sucha necessity for blazing trails would no doubt draw op position from many incumbents and tin ir supporters w ho all of ten attest that there isn't enough time for a working senatoi ?i go ernor to leave their duties and goon the road While this state men! may be quite ustified in i state with as much territory to i o er as c alitornia 1 londa oi evas sin h is not the c ase in tht on text i 'I areas the size ol N ( arolina ?i mi ?? tber stal 11 fact, the urgency to get out, kiss hands and shake babies may force our oft-procrastinating senators to get earlv starts on such matters as deciding the budget Should anv travel sh obstinates still decline this route, then there is one more media option left to them Once exiled from broad casting political campaigning w uld have to turn to and make use ot the print medium though election committee sponsored advertising would be mev itable here as well mosl this promotii?n would likt ? , , .unt for little sin i few rea Ii i j t iste tot manifesto I hi e sir.ible alternative would he that thi mdid t n il I m selves more available tor news paper i m ei ige and ultimately be fon ed to disi uss a greatei " rav ol pertinent issues so as not to lapse into safe npetition and risk falling out i I tl i publu e ? But somenasally pit hod voi e whines from the bai k 'wouldn t putting all the issues in print do, nminate against the veragi oe " ho gets most ol his information tn m f 'A re trw lion upon debai i ' ' ? ?lui po uer' and II n look adi .Il I - ' ? ' ? ;ns a ilm, assun d. void ' n ison l ed quip run kupaw mdidal illprol ,ibl be left out ? ? ? edge will be limited ti a more i and sophi ti ati d i keepinj tbi ' platforms : m my prospei ike .1 return to theai uatedartol re iding be less influenced by thephysical tai tors wl ml( voting i hitheprinted ha th FC let I ? n pag( everyone's demeanor is thai Mil the road and roll oils ? ' unless th mea i ? ing in publu i i ? ? ? . ? ? r n n.r mill i ' ? Many politu lansbuild i tul platform back I basic II 111! lit I tl j ? esl i vi a 11? Letters to the Editor Van drivers defend their reputations ? ous, in my opinion that he is unaware ot the sen ice v hu h is provided today He did how t state much about the old v hi sc Rowe said thi vn i r, placed withanup to date .?del two vears igi it is mv opinion that the irdsto information in regard to what aciiities lor wasstated aboul the van si unprecedented md tw o ? oars more ? i I .mate that eol out ot dMi ?. be more to sj ' ?? ? ? the it is rs currently on i, other two an ? Andrew ii i ourqualtfi ? 11 r - ? no . us Instead it Michelli uni ? F.nelish ) Miller ? ? ? port disabled passi n . ? ? the ?? -ird n . tithe van for three ind 1 leather for almost irs I am tl Es' "n taff ha ? tarted in the ? jummer session Bui ? r transported stu I went through a training session on . . the van in i ompari ,i nvine m ???!1 " Let it also be known that each ol us have training as personal care ,tt? ndents for the physically handicapped Andrew has , ,ghteen earslie lived with a handicapped family member), I ears as a personal care I rhese time spans are rking for the Depart ind ? ; Student M ? OS Our dro. me. skills were also questioned in this article . Te a student is allowed to mea driver he she must tless dnving record ?, it a van driver receives a lM!l violation, whether in the or a personal car. that driver il(,sl h,s or her job immedi it. -b. t only did this article fail to say anything about the current van staff but .t tailed to m comments from the current van riders I he com ments made were by a l graduate from E ' l? I leather Mi Mlister Seni ? I listory nd,r ow somi lunior Business People should overcome race stigma lo the I'ditor About eV4 n election . . nine I wentoul fora drink h? Rio ' (a local night- , uh that draws a crowd et . to 4,( some year olds i By Up m the D I announced the proje ted mer" of the l ,antt Helms race Being a follower of politics, .is web. as a Gantf supporter I wanted some feedbai k from people while ihe were out party ing and their defenses were down, so I subtly polled peopleon win they voted a partii ular way As l mingled with ac quaintam es and strangers alike the election would come up (usually by my say ing, Well it looks hke we've got lesse tor si more years" m as matter ot tut tone as n ,ssible I he vast majority, all ol thom white except tor two, said statements to the effect it sbetter th.in -anti. It they didn't continue to speak on the topic I would drop the subject tor a short time Some continued to elaborate on their feelings It they didn't say more, in a few minutes I would say I was torn n what to do I was atraid iantt would -pond I much, but I was e atraid 1 lelms w as ?- touch with reality stateme nl ne er t bi inu out the othei p : reasons tor v oting tor their mdidate I am sorry to report that ol the 12 people who i lain I have voted tor I lelms tour (33 peri en' I said as their first reason ? w hen there was more than one reason I "at least he s white One othei person five I tal or 41 h cent) listed rn e a - m ? I se eral reasons Ihe good !H' 5 is that seven ot 12 (58 1 perlit' never mentioned race -nd backed their de ision with "valid issues such as taxes spending or medii al pro gr ims supported b; I their r.Ms,mis tor voting for less VVHili ' he siirv ey is i scientific and probably not the most accurate represen tation ot all white people the fact that such a high percent freely admit race isnde iding ta?. tor is very disturbing! I can t positively say that race was the reas n Ganttlost but to s.iv it w as not a fa tor ,s to be to ourseh es! 1 hi most disturbing fact I dis covered was that a couple ot the people who mentioned race were educated, corpo rate employees in Greenville I guess 1 was naive to expect more from these SO called "educated indivulu als What hurts most is that main v hites made comments to me presuming that I agreed with them I hoard comments like "I hope you voted today; they were busing them in the "them " ot i nurse, being blacks We all have a very long way tii go I whites and blacks) to wipe out our tears and prejudices toward one an other It is dittn ult to break that raeist school ot thought thai has been taught to so many ot us, but we (an edu- cate ourselves and outgrow u I know; I'm one that's doing it every Helms must speak for constituents lo the I ditor In light of th ? I !? te itol i i. rno rati i naton il candid I 1 (arve Gantt.wen tkahead optimistically lessi I U Imsisbat k in office, but we must feel that bus campaign h id to ha e piled the con - itivi Iti? ' . in ol Mr I Ii ictory tl ? ?' pi ' v l jy-in ? e consen ate e o are not speaking tor us as North ( arolinians bui i ? easji sse 1 hope he -v ill have enough sense . . lt( this opp?sitii ? i Educational program motivates students i ? ip t act that N. I Todd bonnett MBA Candidate ! i . ; ? iblems that esse has sp, nOud tadoquateiv Pi th Mr 1 lelms will hannelallot the ? - h.r has mto being an ai l h. b the way he lousy at) into things such as t du ition the environment and North ( arolinians then there will bi positive change Although less hasunbecomingqiwlihes, perhaps hecan ushis pull" and (experi ence) to make a difference eremy Parhsh lunior English Reader expected 'whimpering' after elections Po the Editor I knew it was mev itable that i would see whimpering in the edi- torial page over the defeat ol Harvey Cantt fterall, I saw the same whining over the loss suf tered by the I vmoeratic Presiden- tialandidatom 1988 I have al wavs been ow who accepted de teat with silent grace .n victory with some humbleness But, be- cause of the anti lessebtelmssen timents that ran rampant on this campus overtly supported by this so-called newspaper, and because oi mt?e who NhnwH me to a racist and neo ai. I would ,ke to take this opportunity to laugh in your collecnvefaces HA! Sean Magill lunior bioloe, H Darek McC ullers Ufttawul ,iuiniii? m, nca is a very stratified ? tinct divisions bv r.KV, ?;i i ! class b great ? ' negotiatKns tlii r wi should bur pper lass) or the ? ptavsan im t pa rt ?'? n-umcertuml ytanycredit ll : .0 ? .seea program in tl " ' " ' ' ?' , tern that targets tl . ?? . , student lb, pri ? ' ? nd; eai iscal ,l,t ?? the 5chtx?l It opl and si- tudi nts) witl . i atmosphere ? designed to in , their ertormance .idle ot south Meckk?nburg stated, rhere is a whi U ? ntage of a student rxxjh th it has passed through high ;UH.i :uA hasn t connected with turn ' ' ?' ? have tnuL li vi' mi ? Nita M(d e musl percent prndtn ti ? iwting povi " or. iminarv review Ol th ued that at k .?.i.utes Ihe lvi ? . , ? to just above a ( I West Ul.lr rui niversi I . ? ? te A's and b vasn 1 ' ? rwtvn ! ? ' uwlvdv rhe re not in the band onthedebal t- amorathletics rhe Jon t t el stKTcessrul .nJ tl not sii, 11 ssful 1 his program is an important breakthnmghbei ause the National Associationdeclai a4, in February What our best students can achieve now. our average stu lents must be able ti achievebythe ? . ? . potential Students ?? id discipline proWen san This program is one that is the importance t the middle man 1 applaud this pi because the key torn, reasingour pro luctk n so often l ly in the unseen as opposed to the seen Educational and so k tal should focus on the modi black hispank pixi ind mostly een students Motivation must rom the bottom up it wean- ti rum iur dedining status as a world power around Speech Did the censortogof the album a- ast as Ihev Wanna Be' silence themisogynistlyricsof2l ive( rew Definitely not.ltshoweredtheband in publicity thereby propelling them to the topot the charts Alan Keyes, a former assistant secretary of stall ,pointsoutthatth codes themselves arise out ol a r ist .uA condescending reasoning In a debate wMt the professor who wrote tltecodeadopied by Stanford I nnersitv this spnnt: Mr. Keyes argued against the "patronizing paternalistic assumptions upon which the code is founded He e pressed surprise that someone would actuallv think that I will ac tuallv sit in a chair and be told that white tolks have the moral eharac tertoshrueo'Hinsultsanci I do not Continued trom page 4 IvK.sinisapro'rlc m aIui run be addressed v-ith more than mis uuicci nv asures Uki lim I tensivi speech Not onb an su measuresopen to abuse they also driwraasmuiuiergnHind where it thrives An m ademn en . u nmi i characterized by an untettered sun of tru and knowledge should be the ideal torum to expose and defeat the ignorance ot racism ihe c I I sfohnPoweWforce rutty argues lh?- prirnarj prob lom is that we haven t begun to seriously discuss rac ial issues I k babsohiieh right But?iespeech r?sahcting policies he seems to vo, ate willonlv hav e a chillme et text on the needed dlSCUSSWU SHie 3Ea0t (Entaiimuti CLASSIFIEDS MMMRfHl3.VJl)L SERVICES OFFERED WORD PROCESSING AND PHOTOCOH INC. 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It is not adviseable to rely on these announcements as a sole means of communication. Novimivh 13,1990 ?tie ?aat (garglinian FEATURES Firehouse unleashes platinum-ready album By Deanrta Nevgloski Malt Writer ? then w.is.i band in North Carolina destined mi! -in i ess ui tin- music industn it would him .1 White Heal demo tape and a live club perfor- mance of die band Pwo days later, Bon jovi called 1 everty and told him th.it he would be interested in working with the band With the advice and direction ol Bon ovi,Leverty rei nrding artist Rrehouse Based in and company were signed tohrrv Management in red-hot quartet features I Snare on NewYonV Ihe band was then flown to Los Angeles to ertv on guitars. Perry Richardson rccordatt riemkcvStudH?sforThreeCherricsltecords. tcrondrums an independent label "he result was a KVsong demo ? inthespnngof I982byatop not. hguitarist that was not being distributed .it the time rolina rock scene and a hard hitting Firehouse (White Heat) returned to Charlotte and oster recruited the talentsof Snare continued performing on stages throughout the n I ?? Mu well known metal act Ma Southeast 1 lavingalread) secured a deal withThreeCherries ision of the besl of both hands the Records and looking for a producer, Leverty and Snare ik m the monicker White Heat and thus stumbled upon more luck when me duo went to see me rd-drivin lineup Vinnie Vincent Invasion at the Park Elevator club (now ? ? name White Heat the Southern the 13 13 club) in Charlotte first liscovered by WROQ, Charlotte's We had some four-track demos that we had made . . and we had been shopping our 24-track demos all over lomelsW here the Heart Is, whu hisfcaturedon the place I everty said Firehouse put them on top of the lverty'smaingoalthatntghtwastogetademoto m( harlotteand neighboring areas theInvasion'sbassistDanaStrum,whohadbeenknown ame the longest running request song u produce new bands rhe dedkrated guitarist finally 1 a demo tape to Mark Slaughter the Invasion's ih alisl Ih.it night, Strum asked 1 evert) and Snare back- staee ind ti ?ld them it he liked the tape thai he would Top 8 at 8 lii Myrtle Beach, S.( the heated to their home turl was number 1 row on W KZQ 1 , ?: t and companx hooked up with rkingata ret ord store in Ru hmond stringer was given .1 pass to .1 Bon ovi kstage, Levert) mot Mr Bon Jovi and gave See Firehouse' page 8 Staf Photo Charlotte-based band F,rehouse (formerly White Heat) has released their self titled debul ; Records The band and the album promise to ignite the fancy of hard rock fans across the nahor Blake Babies tie up all loose ends with release of second LP Bv Matt King Features Editor Photo courUsy ot Universal Ptcturw ? ? -mventional slasher returns to movie theaters this to the d lamol his co stars Chucky runs amuck, wreaking havoc again B) stu.nt Oliphant Vssistanl I eatures I ditoi ? rs over the past two havebeenattra ted towh.it lerall) known .is slasher ? movies that involve .1 idal mania who kills tor no - reason VI ?.ies 5ut h .is 'Halloween, ghtmare on Elm Street and . ? popular "I nd.i tho I Mh ? mployed the deranged ? rhe killer's victims .ire almost always teenagers who don t have the good ense to know when to tth ' lloutof Dodge . widely accepted theory behind the sitting du W nature of the v ictim is that they deserve to die typical too stupid to realize that-I'm-going-to be muhlatedsce nario goes something like this Dick That's too bad about Rkrkie and l.imu When 1 found their lifeless bodies impated 1 n me See Chucky page 8 I hoover dvn.iniK Blake Babies will round out I990bygoingon the ro.id to support their latest offering to the always-hungry world of new- music enthusiasts rhe hand spent their summer in I no with producerin. Smith 'known tor his studio wotk with the Pixiesand thi onnells) recording Sunburn rhealbum theband sthirdl S. rek'ase should leave no promise of their impending greatness unfulfilled Allot the U Hse ends that seem to dangle from theband sfirsl full length album, I arwig havebeen tied and the Babies are poised to grab their slue ot the audience pie. I here is always a correlation between the amount ot time a band spends tr ing to perfect its craft and the successol that band The Blake Babies have probably worked harder this year than any other act arwig was released in the tall of 1989, and a vicious six-month tour ensued before it was right back to the studio to record Sunburn side from touring members of the band have spent time in the last sear working on other projects ranging from training tor the Bos- ton Marathon to sitting in with the Lemonheads and Giant Sand on their latest releases. A work ethic is not something the band needs to work on In the ten months between the release of the two albums. Earwig Photo court?sy ot Mammoth P.?acords Emm.nant alternative rockers The Blake Bab-es take to the road with the Conneils to support their ?. Mammoth Records release Sunburn managed to mount rave reviews from critics for Rolling Stone Melody SAakei and I u et Pulse magazine "he album also received substantial airplay on commercial alternative stations and college radio stations Earwig was in WZMB's he.n y n ?ta hon tor over a month Sunburn is presently being showcased in Mil's rotation ohn Strohm and Freda Boner who play guitar and drums respec- tively, hail from Bloomington, Ind In 1985, they moved to Boston where they crossed paths with luliana Hatfield, who was attending the Berkeley School of Musk Hatfield liked the direction the band was going so she signed on as the resi- dent bassist While on theclubcircuit in Bos- ton, theband received rheattention of producer Can. Smith, who saw them as a band with a future and consequently took the Blake Babies under his 'studio wing' Fhe band has also recorded two EPS Nicety . in 1987 ind hu (released in the I Konl I blit label) Few ban I dish a library so dei " threeyears rheir dedication equals their talent Mthough Sunburn 1- only months older than I ? eig its an lentisanexponential improvement giveitalislen Mso iftheopportu nityarisesgoseethebandoni ne I its southeast dates some of w hi? I are as the opening 1 ' ConnelK Students examine Greenville police 1 B) Sheri I vnn lernigan st.itl Writer II going or at least some ? the years, student police . n ati d nti ? rsial . ccnEC itudentsand ?. md ampus poln e . .indents sometimes make , . Mr their wrong doings. police officers sometimes act . .nd the call of duty? ay Patrick Niemeyer, an E I junior majoring in business said rhisexperienceswithf in enville police and m m hearsa) he thinks he can safely assume that most E I students disagree with police m volvement concerning thestudents Niemeyer said the police are rtotflexibte the) refuse to work with students m solving problems rhe police watch students too , (osely Mi wail for them to ' 111; wrong he added PART ON OR A TWO-RA FIT STORY AnarticleintheSept IHissueof I hr East Carolinian reported that students filed a complaint against two city police officers after a party Niemeyer, who attended the party said it was ridiculous for the police to even show up I he musk played at a low volume and the guests kept their v 1 m. esai 1 n irmal speaking level rhe officers forced the resident lo tell his guests to leave and then threatened ever) 1 me with arrest tor trespassing. Niemeyer continued According to Niemeyer, one officer pushed females while the otherotticerswore.it Niemeyer In reference to last year's lar River Halloween part) hesaid per- hapsa few of the students needed to be arrested, but the police officers carelessly rounded up and arrested almost everyone, even those Irving to come home trom work "There's no communication between the Universit) and the po- lice Niemeyer said I don'l see this problem coming to an end any- time soon Barbara lean Thompson, a se- nior marketing major at ECU, said some students ask tor trouble, but many policeomcers took for iteven when it s not there Thompson said the city and campus polne officers enter situa- tions with bad attitudes anticipat- ing students reactions Ihev see college students as wild, loud partiers. Also, a guest at the Sept 15 party on lams Street, Thompson said the presence (?f the police offic- erswasunnecessary but the arrests were absurd She said the witnesses were dumbfounded whin the officer ar- rested John Derek Cain for disor- derly conduct atter asking the offi- cer not to push a young woman. Thompson calls am .1 sweetheart who would never o anything to deserve being arrested Nevertheless, the magistrate dropped the charges against Cain that morning, she said. Thompson mentions a similar incident on Bi It more Street, some- times referred to as the "Biltmore Massacre where she says police officers beat and bruised a male student with their Stk ks Again, witnesses stood in das- beliet because the young man had done nothing w rong. she said Thompson also comments on the article in the (At. 3 issue ot The I ulu Reflecta regarding two sisters trom HC I who sued thecitv because they said two officers manhandled them The suit alleged that when one of the sisters asked the officer what w as going on, he grabbed her, pulled her around and hit her on the head knocking her unconscious, causing the student to sutler mental and physical paw 1 he otticers said they were defending themselves. I hompson says the SistersSu? City, 2 Pobee Officers incident another example of officer s use needless force She asked, It th female student wascausinga prob lem.whvdidn ttheofficerhandcuff her and put her in the car' Thompson said the lar Rivt Halloween party also shows h. police officers search for trouble she said the) came prepan d it r something bad t 1 happen w ear ing helmets and bringing out buses to cany people awa rhe otficers arrested more than a hundred people without cause, because tho failed totn todistinguish the guilty trom the innocent, she argued For instance she said some 1 her friends were arrested just foi walking bv Thompson said: Police offk ers can utilize their time in better ways, instead of harassing students Why don'l me) direct their time and ewrg) to issues such as drug dealing and related crimes?" ? a jtic ?aat (Carolinian November 13,1990 This Week in Film The Student Union films Committee presents one of tin- most critical!) acclaimed anthologies ol animation of the twen tieth century. Wednesday night, Hendri rheatre will house the most innovative and talented works ever (reated in the cartoon industry "The Second lntfrnation.il Animation Celebration rhe tovie' is a newly selected batch of short films from the recent I os Angeles International Film Festival, featuring the Oscar winning "Tin toy But more importantly the movU also lea tures the country's most worshipped family since the days ot Bedrock The Simpson s Hart I isa, Maggie Margeand Homer can now be seen on the silver s reen as they appeared duringtheii formative earsonthe I r.u L llman Show Fromsit comtostafdom the) have swept through America like a plague ot ktcusts It is this classk footage thai made the Simpsons the notorious entity thai the) are today and helped them gain a larger cull following than im ones I his film offers entertainment for all agesand all walksof life so don t miss it The Second Animation Celebration rhe Movie will be shown Wednesday o 14 al 8 p.m ,imission to all student I nion Films is free with an E I Studenl ID bearing a current son steractivit) stickei 1 or rrHre mformatKn on Studenl I mon programs call the Studenl nion office al 757 4715 rhe Studenl I mon Filmsommittee thanks Easl Coast Musi? and ideoforuseol their videotapes in the review ol these tilms c ompiled by Kathleen Mooney 'Firehouse' Continued from page 7 I .?m explained, Well priori conmhtmen, oo. o, Epic nuvK roundIheme.1b H- ta?? lartingnow ? H Xiv) kH,k ,(,r ,hnr first video to an iywo rd SM4 BaviW nu?, laM ????&?Z ZlZJ'ZEF ? i a s later he (Strum) said 'guys, r.u k vourbaes,yourcomin'toHol- wrked a lot ol interest from major David Prater to proc record labels and would eventu- platinum ,1K eel Firehouse their major deal songs guaranteed to blow your withEpk Records speakers, a video in the works na During the demo production, tional magazine coverage and ana Strum and slaughter parted ways tional tour being sought out. with the Invasion and began put- Rrerwuseismorethanreadytoheal ting together a band of their own upttenatkmwimtheirstronghook Slaughter! I p All Night "Fry to laden rhythms and vocal guitar the fcngels' I became the name of melodies supported by a solid con the band a rfclk: ? tlt -mate,oar I S ,s included and rocks with pure album go platinum 1- oilier rock'n routines nd m ?.dowi tcvearthptrsonal.ti. 1 s'lvautitu ldnintl?rhea;houH Recordedal racks Stud in Suffem, vi nnfrs heeame me name 01 "?tr , , . took off so suddenly crete metal foundation And their home a pota Look for: rum and Slaughter did not polished radio oriented sound is a bous debut r that Si have time to produce Ftrehouse's debut record Kfter showcasing forsuch large record companies as( .etten M( V Polvgram and Atlantk Firehousi us to surviving 111 the big leagm s r . . ' 1 k ,l t 11-1 n Satin Firehouse shrstsingteis Shake m ,nd Tumble"atrackfromtherecord Firehousepui ed thai isgeared toward a heavy nxk . utsfromth. u .Ibui ai.die.ve Leverty explained, Wc White Heat decided to go with want it (first smgle) to be in your n. xi all ind e Static In Thursday's The East Carolinian Metal Notes t.ue since we're going t 1 be pla mg a lot ot clubs all over the country Leverty said there are a lot ol sides to thebandon the record. And the proof definitely standsout Most Uemet"ViJhaeU apian and .t of the songs deal with experiences he beginning of a great reia I pk Michaelapian, who is the vice president of A&R al Epw Records w enttoa 1 hrehouse(White i leat)show in December 1989 and cried theband to the label vertv s?iid Ifyouhaven t noticed In now Musi Notes has been changed to Metal Notes. So let's dive right ' ; ? metal news LastThursdas Poison put on. ? ? ? mute show at the Greensboro Coliseum in C.reonsboi dto tout through Inland 41 Poison will release a double-live jlbumnextyear rhealbumwillteaturecoiio rttracksfn mtheir I s Hoshand Blood tourplus tour new studio songs that did IK,I nuke it on their last three releases Ihev ? includi Souls ol in, No Mon 1 ooking Back So fell M A ? ? ' ?nl In Will lell lentatne titles tor the I Pan Sim vV and is n Li ? '????? Vttanta rockers Blonz have gone nation vitl their self-titled debut album Formerh ill I irtv Bl 1 quintet otters strong melodi Hlon openevi for Poisol tionship In th irse of securing the major label deal, White Heat be . 1 irehouse It seems there was . , K.n.l out in the industry r?ts to the White Heat ker or "imaginar) pictures" ol how an expi rience miht be A catchy, melodu tune that (omes with all the metal trimmings All She Wrote ' is one siK h song From Rock on the Kadi to "Oughta Be a Law' to Helpless Firehouse brings ouf all their ener gies to provide rippin jams with a bands pubticitv sobdbeal "Lover s 1 ane isadittv Plavs 1 majir role in getting a band about going down to your fav ? tund And a lack of ,t make out spot when the passion is ? ?? , trim talented band just too overwhelming and Over- ltalbum'intoaflop How night Sensation depicts the dream housi haspknu ofconfi- of making it in the musK mdus Records and their Don't Walk Awa5 asemi-ballad ' 1 1 -1, . . 1 (1 . I'w . 11 tti Soils ul SUjma Phi Kpsilon Pbd November 13, , Sports Pad 7:00 - 9:30 AllnitjhtS 1st - $75 2nd - $50 3rd - $25 th a blues touch and the beauri ? Warrant I ho t 11 ind pl.o 'i ? minute sot Blon hopes begin tourn . tatei Incasevou re wondering what restament'snewopus si: otbl.uk isall about, it definitelv has nothing I ? or all that other mumbo umbu that is asstx tatevl ??? th he 1 ? . metal ocahst t huck Bill) 1 ?; ?ns Politii ians 1 l I - piople1o 1 uptothem.yet thev 11 I ?? llt. else; inside, their souls are ?kick Noughwid Del 1 eppard is in the 1 1 ling studio with V - SI . No word vet on when the new 1 rd v Slaughter's debut IP "Stick ti 1'a has reached platinum 0 Osbourne iscurrentlv working with producers rhtunpson and Michael Barbiero on the tentativelv titled efl I lon't blame Me Dangerous roys'stphomore I Pisgoingundei the working title 1 lell.u ions A res Ratt launched their headlining "Detonator tour on N strvper . Vixen are the ro. k rodents guests I he triple iam umr will stop in Norfolk. Va onNov 23.Roanot .a nNov 24 md 1 airfax, a on No .v lion ?)i homo video titled lour lap onNov 2 Enuff'Z Nuff hasahomevideo in the works thai vil feature .ideoclips thnv live tra? k: ind lei ' ludas Triost Viegadeth and restamenl tvill pla al harlotte oliseumonDe, b' Mlthreebandswillbesuppi?ri their new releases 1'amkiller Rust in Peace and Souls ol Black respectiveh 1 )n 1 hanksgiv mg t inderella w ill release their third ettort : irtbreak station rhe lead ott vid 'belter Me has been added to the Headbanger's Ball I rn il ?n MT th ? ew videos airing on Headl 1 1 1 Ball include Vnthra In M World JudasPriests Toucl I Evil blue ears rush and Danger Danger Po : k av ongon new albums are I he front, lasttr.uk, Bang rang rathchild America md Saraya 1 nhlNov 27,haveasafeandrtH.kin lurkcyDaj andenjov thi 1 lu rr Pie Compiled b) 'Dizz) Deanna Nevgtoski The East Carolinian is currently accepting applications for a computer layout artist. 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Call the Program Hotline 757-6004 ECU Student Union Halloween T-Shirts Are On Sale Now At U.B.E Gft Yolrs Today! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??????? 1 gUie ?agt (Earoltnian N ember13.1990 'Back Doors' deliver convincing rendition Chucky' Continued from page 7 Earle McAuley Assistant Sports EditOf exactlv like Morrison's own hair Hakin s voice is haughtingly familiar to Monrison s rhc major difference is that 1 laktn isnotas "wai ked out i Morrison was pproximatels 100 people came to the uk When Morrison look the stage he was often la night to listen to The Back Doors, a so drunk, drugged or both that he could hardy ??? band ol rhc Doors function rhis wasevidenth tin reason tor j lot ' he band is omposedof I mi 1 lakin who is the of his success d portrays I im Morrison ITierestol ccordingtoabiographyofMornstMi '? ? ti I is Re n Stone drums; Uncle Paul CetsOut of Here Alive, he used to ride the en ve ke tx ai .i- md Chris Fenicchia quitar lope and people liked that because the knew ; k ors are based out of Pennsylva that they could not . then rendition of IheDoorsin When he used to recite p " ? viuild ntu is) ind parts of Canada Hakin actually live it Hakin does not -1 th the band and has been words but it just does not have lh am illureas . v ? ? ten years rheothermem Morrison ing with the band tor much 1 ho musu it-H'll was ven yeai however and those in attendance appeared to 1'hc likeness thai Hakin has to Morrison is en)o the show I shut nn eyes and I m tl - ible He dresses identical to the late said Diane Noble a devote Doors fan after the and reportedh wears a wig that is show ss time al gravey ard fence, 1 realized that there was a terrible evil at work here lane Do you think that the re i ent news report concerning the es caped mental patient has any bear- ing on their deaths Dick Maybe But Jane, wecan'l let their deaths rule our lives It's smh a lovclv nighl Let's go for a walk in the park Dick and lane then proceed to take a romantic stroll in the park I he stare at the lull moon, while confirming their vow ot love rhe monotonous piano scale back ground must, increases Ihen it happens SSSSSSLASH (blood, guts, an ixe through the head) an other teenage murder statistic I sualh the killer manages to kill off the entire cast except ol eourse the best looking girl, who somehow manages to thwart her att.k ker and su ceeds in banishing him to the underworld 1 lowever it isalmost inevitable that the killer will return tor a se iniel unique approach to tin slasher theme tixik plan- two years ago w hen thedemonk doll C hik k took to the screen in the movie ( hild s Pla " In the first movie I huck relentlessly pursiuxh Andy Ban l.n le in ent - ing several people along and dn ing several mi re t raz Atthemov ie'send. with a terrible demise But ? to lamenthui k isKv k an I obnoxuus than evei Universal release, hi! I "Some peoplt in ?i ni I've e,ot a bad attitu 1 said but the ?'? .?? ?tital just don t liki - : line llnsisai ?nd !?? lav ' young bi iv wl ? t(l p, N1'SS i 1 in OK kid needs ? s,ud So what il ?? ? htsbtxJv, w th tl isn t thai In ' . . ? ?? in I bin kv's n ii ' wants to di lii in, that arose when the Barclays . . , press ' hile nd h.is been . : in a foster home while his n ceives psy hiatrk treat ? mu( h tor protecting the rding to a I niversal press In ' hild's Play ? pro- ?avid Kirv hner hopes to rtl ? : velop hik kVs relation ith ndv. while giving au- i in re tot hnologically-ad- I realistit doll whose savage ? , . n greater play It ? pactol the original concept : ttnues to motix ate ? nthusiasm tor the ? ? read the first sen pi the iminghilifcbroughl ? ?. pnm.il fear in me, ? , ? aid Wh? n i was tittle ? ? . ared the hell out iv gi ?s ang ? ' was hug iccess for hild sl'liv 2 issureto ? , ? ?. ? ??: c Soas . rru nl says, Sorr ickv's b.u I' Vanished writer sobers, returns to scene for infamous 'second acf I Scott Fitzgerald was that further details the tunnv sad ' Mason v h the lone, quiet time ' had met in Gold Fitzgerald might not Drink, says Cold a tall lean white-bearded tf here are no second acts in American year old Atter those two bev ks wet period for me ldrankmvs l ul - who makes an acclaimed careei teratui a nishes from the scene Goldsavs I got into drink rtly to return to take anothci days when I was stationed in lapan I war d s case the silence between lason in my, books re than 20 years fter all my books arc based ?n m lif i ihed in 13 when Nickel though! take certain liberties. San ? ? Hi ?? n appeared l r:tu tion but his lite parallels mil ? ? ? stories gave promise that fhere are certain incidents wi ; iv t the commanding writers ot all of my writing is autobiogra ? I Sick Friends was In Sams in a 1V Sea ? ? : ? with the adventures of employs the stream-of-consciousm ss ' I ue a i fondness for drink, and well as moving easily back ai m first ti i Mation third person to powerfully toll about th hard-drink s silence Until now, with the ing philandering Sams I novel Sams in a Dr He had drunk through b md ml ; ? ? ?? i ? ? written ston turned over i ars bought in in ted real ?t.l . . k In idships and otherwise wreak cial life, but had also s rewi I tip ? tessional lite therebv weakening hisont ren rationale, th.it too main importanl vntei i1 or even further ba k id mi Ii n ks making it quite clear th it irl ii hoi went hand in hand so witl illtl nplaci had gone wrong? How many vi irs i he had writ fen anything worthwhili ? mpleted ;? thing it all while his drink' ited? ,i s,n - he managed to disl n drink mg to U oh ii s Anoi ? Innk m August ? ?'?? had i drink n ? I ld ho lives with his tamih i I : wasaln trei ni iled to the ta tthai lone a ,nter Mv talent, if such it is, did nol -? i - .?, ith sobnet But 1 began pub ishn e ancxrdotes about AA Fnends t hat 1 bad done was good so I moir i hen. it i ame u ? : iki i novel and Sams k me nine months to irs ol li ing .? md literature at Bos ? ,un business in writinc but it it als i an ? - I ? ther ,u t The East Carolinian ?tly accepting applications for computer layout artist. , ampus Itureau r details on this educatioal i,in portunitv! Annk- iiHiDvIuvVMIk- MdtiniDslH .kiNNK Ihmg tostretc h dollars when vxxi're computer shopping doesn't mean you're willing e i rnake sat. nfites That"s whv you should consider the new, affordable Macintosh- Cbssic oornputer It has everything you need?im lulling a monitor, keyboanl, mouse, 2 mesibvtes i RAM. and a -tO-megabyte hard disk. 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KWDM 4 rtie power to be your best! mm ultje ?aat (Earoltnian November 13.1990 9 'Back Doors' deliver convincing rendition 'Chucky' Continued from page 7 Harle McAulcy Assistant Sports Editor Approximately 100 people came to the Attic Saturday night to listen to The Back Doors, a tribute band ot The Poors T heband lscomposed ot lim Hakin who is the lead singer and portrays Jim Morrison. The rest of the band ik lC mi Stone, drums; Uncle Paul Benitez, key boards and Chris Fenicchia, quitar. 1 he Back Poors are based out of Pennsylva- nia and they play their rendition of The Poors in the entire east coast ,nd parts of Canada. Hakin has been involved with the band and has been singing Morrison tor ten years. The other mem- bers have been playing with the band for much less time, about one year The likeness that Hakin has to Morrison is remarkable He dresses identical to the late Morrison and reportedly wears a wig that is exactly like Morrison's own hair I lakin's voice is haughtinglv familiar to Morrison's The major difference is that Hakin is not as "wacked out" as Morrison was When Morrison took the stage he was often so drunk, drugged Of both that he could barely function. This was evidently the reason tor a lot of his success Accordingtoabiographyoi Morrison, Noi ne Gets Out of Here Alive, he used to ride the enve- lope and people liked that because they knew that thev could not. When he used to recite poetry he would actually live it. Hakin does not He knows the words but it just does not have the same allure as Morrison The musk itself was vorv well portrayed, however, and those in attendance appeared to enjoy the show. "1 shut my eyes and I'm there said Piane Noble, a devote Poors tan after the show graveyard fence, I realized that there w as a ternble evil at work here lane: Do you think that the re cent news report concerning the es caped mental patient has any bear- ing on their deaths IVk: Maybe. But lane, we can't let their deaths rule our lives It's such a lovely night let's go for a walk in the park IVk and lane then proceed to take a romantic Stroll in the park. I'hev staa at the full moon, while continuing their vow of love. The monotonous, piano scale back- ground music increases. Then it happens, SSSSSSLASH (blood, guts, an axe through the head) an- other teenage murder statistic I sually, the killer manages to kill oft the entire cast, except, ot course, the best Uxtking girl, who somehow manages to thwart her attacker and succeeds in banishing him to the underworld However, it isalmost inevitable that the killer will return for a so quel unique approach to the slasher theme took place two years ago when the demonic doll C huckv took to the screen in the movie "Child's Play In the first movie Chuckv relentlessK pursued young Andy Barclay (Alex Vincent), kill mg several people along the w.i and driving several more crazy Atthemovie'sendhiuk met with a terrible demise But noneed to lament, Chucky is back and more obnoxious than ever in the latest Universal release, "Child's Play 2 "Some people are saying that I've got a bad attitude. hucky said. "But thev ve got it all wrong lust don't like kids who e.i t out ol line I his is an apparent refer nee to Andy Barclay (Ale Vincent), the young bo) whosesouK huckysoeks to possess "Andy's an (1 kid. but he inst needs to loosen up a little hu k said "N what it I want to possess his bod) with the soul ol a killer isn't that what friends are tor" ln"( hild'sPlav 2 '( huckv has been resurrected by the Play Pals toy factory And the reason for t huckv s resurrection? Play Pals wants to "dispel the negative pub Hetty that arose when the Barclays' stor hit the press Meanwhile. Andv has been placed in a foster home while his mother receives psychiatric treat- ment So much tor protecting the ? timer ccordtng to a Universal press release Inhild's Play 2 pro- ducer David Kirschner hopes to further develop C hucky's relation- ship with Andv, while giving au- diem es a more tivhnologically-ad- vanced, realistic doll whoso savage humor is given even greater play. It isttn impact ol the original concept that continues to motivate Kirschner's enthusiasm for the projei t When 1 read the first script, the inur ? a dollcoming to lite brought th k a very primal fear in me kits, hner said. "When I was little, mv sister's dolls scared the hell out : me" ( hild's Play, grossing over I I million, was a huge sir i ess for Kirs, hner "Child'sPlay2"issureto dop ist as w. 11 at the box office. So as the advertisement says, "Sorry a k hu ley's back Vanished writer sobers, returns to scene for infamous NEW YORK (AP) F Scott Fitzgerald was wrong It he had met Kan (old Fitzgerald might not have said There are no second acts in American ( iold is that rare writer who makes an acclaimed debut in literature then anishes from the scene seemingly tor good only to return to take another ears later In (iold Sase, the silence between his books went on for more than 20 years. I .old was first published in 13. when "Nickel Vhsi "rs a short story collection, appeared Critic ; "rilling said tin- stones gave promise that ? s uld be one (it the commanding writers lit ? time Gold's first novel, "Sick Friends was ished in 1969 It dealt with the adventures ot ason Sams, a writer with a fondness for drink, and ?. is highly praised by I he Nation. And then there was silence Until now, with the nation ol .old s second novel, Sams in a Dry on" (Houghton Mifflin), a finely written stor that further details the funny sad life ol ason Sams Why the long quiet time? Drink, says Cold, a tall, lean white bearded 58 year-old "After those two books, there was a long wet period for me I drank mysell out ot any possible career C .old savs I got into drinking during my Army days when I was stationed in japan I was?? lust like ason in my books After all. my books are based on mv lite al though I take certain liberties Sams may be an inven turn, but his life parallels mine in main respects There are certain incidents we ha ein ommon si nee all ot my writing is autobiographical to a degree. In Sams m a Dry Season Cold effectively employs the stream-of-consciousness technique as well .is moving easily back y forth from tirst to third person to powerfully tell about the hard drink mg, philandering Sams. lie had drunk through his JOsand intohis40s, turned over cars bought unwanted real estate wre ked friendships and otherwise wreaked havo with his social life, but had also screwed up his professional life, thereby weakening his (me remain- ing rationale, that too many important American writers since Poe or even further back had been roaring drunks, making it quite clear that art and alcohol went hand in hand so. with all thisin place what had gone wrong? How many years now since he had written anything worthwhile, or completed anything at all. while his drinking continui d unabated?" (,old says he managed to distance himself from drinking by going to Alcoholics Anonymous ! had mv last drink in August oi 1976. I was 44 I haven't had a drink since c ,old. who lives with his family in Boston says 1 was almost reconciled to the fact that 1 was done as a writer My talent, if such it is, did not come flooding back with sobriety. But I began publishing a series ot magazine anecdotes about AA. Friends convinced me that what 1 had done was good, so 1 used those articles as the nu leus tor a memoir 1 hen. it came to me that'ims ma ri . uld make a novel, and Sams inaDrv Season v isborn It took me nine months to write the book but 2D years ot living Gold i anting and literature at Bos- ton I niversity say - My main business m writing this book d novel but it it also can persuade pop: t sober, that's good too. I feel blessed I've been given another act The East Carolinian is currently accepting applications for computer layout artist Come by "ur Campus Bureau or call h tor details on this educatioal v areei opportunity! Jhf&tl 1 ?? ?lnV ?V10W ap roommate vou'll actually like. j??? iosr V so Oi O O ,o? 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I s senior i ornerbat k il tin I he Pirates tk ad field position and in foiu pla ? option into the end ?. ine Imp i extra point to give the Pirates n ith ed with winds gusting up to I :W still in the first qua ph rain. 1 he 1 luskies elet to to font ? ig with the w ind lunioi ku kei Matt t olden started the game b) kit king the ball to the Pirate ; yard line Sophomore t )nce again. Imperati k rn goal in hopes of gaining an earl) kies W nn at the lb yard line 18 v aids to the M-yard line sell luskie possession 1 his time, Robinson mooi il recei ved the kickoff the wishbone wizardn I five plays H mart hod ? irdsdowi m it 1 ards to the 2 I v ard line ? ai ieK show With a tield and into theend a. k left Blake s p.e i ards and a tout hdew n I lull back David lohn Ivanic came on toi ? Pirates drove to the plav s I lowevei once score 10-7 with 2 20 left in tb (iolden ku ked the ball Celes'? Hoffman feCU Photo Lab rambles to avoid the Huskie rush Blake i tyed ii epl ? and rust I for 61 yard i iddrtton hi eta l I wit ' V, '? , ?rds breaking the previous record of 1.818 yard returned the ball VI brought on ti itl ? : I i : the Pirates posses attempt ho ked fl ndu : ? ? : . ? befon lk- ard lim ,rti r ended I rhe Husl 11 procedure pei iit bv onsistem rat! : - Imj ? ' -as ? ? ECU . . Pirates stop Czech dub team, 84-59, in exhibition game K ? arle McAuta . i, , if (Tti y ? L'l I tie s?. in as i i iftei fi minutes of i i Shorthr stt,efense helped ?? ? n 11? ? : at th?? ? rhis?; . i; Illld DO game in all FX ,Iresh man guard ! esttr 1 vonsu ith 1 i 01 Ii ft intlink spliked a ten point iratimaking the 'remaining in !h, ? ? ' i he I'iKiti lutsidc sin i? witl. ? inside pla 1 I i " iii cad throughout tin r?stol the ha entered the l kling 1 44-30 lead E( pit k.d up wlure tlu left off in the sei (ind halt antit-talk dominated I?had in creased theii Ii17 with 10 left in l ?I thesami? ? the 1 H.itt - av.i ISI II exlremel) tiredl arta( hit' Sparta had played 1?sin,is mam days ti t elingannind five hours : i bu el mtests In their pn? tourititings ? ilosttoWHhamand Man i st to Richmond, 67-92, defeated I v Wilmington, so 73 and de fcatcd "south irortna M That w as a tinxi team v e i ttnight s,ud head ? h 1 ' ki Steele rhev plaved S itl :? ma last night rho : iv d ? . night sirw ethe ?. ebeen hi n ? i re able to put in nough pie to wear them down a little m sU re they made some rum 'luit the) don tusuall) make H I was led b sophomore tei Ikeopeland, who had 1" points and eight rebounds either idi ? for the Pirates were junior ud Robin I louse, 11 points and two rebounds, sophomore guard Steve Rk hardson, 1 Jpointsand four rebi iunds; I eons, lOpointsand twn rebounds and senior forward l'im Brown eight points and eight re bt ninds Sparta was led by liri idek ho had 16 points and two re unds and Mil hael lezdik 11 points and to e rebounds I he game was the first t ham c that E( I had to plav against an ither team this season It was time fi r us to pl.i a game said Steele. 1 v as pleased with a couple things, , thought the enthusiasm of our kids was really good I think the) were excited to play somebod) else ' Weareverj tired i Hirpla) ing was net as we expected said Sparta coach lira Konopasek through an interpreter konopasek said that he was impressed w ith the pla) of 1 louse and c 'opeland II has another scrimmage next Sunday against the Verier) Reps .it 5 p m in Minges Swim team holds out against Old Dominion H Christine ilson Staff Writei : i : intheirh :? ????:? ' ninioi ' thn iugh n deteatim: I DI 140 to Hx : ? ? - ? ii men and mei hada total tea fl i' heal ud Kobe said . : ? ? mi because I , , ? , ?men s team d b : it year Oi igan tl ?men showed a total teamefl -1 said fhe had to win tl i i ?. OI Its to ' did It ?? . . . ? ! ? : - ? ? ? ? ?i '??? Swim? Shultz leading force at power hitter position Celeste Hoffman ECU Photo Lab Sophon -? i Saturday i ? isket in i parta Copelai with 1 Indoor treadmill excellent for improving aerobic fitness i Milht ms of Amen i ? I i the i nienci I - ?? dooi tn admill i ithei or at a health i excelh nl way to impn ?v( i ? 'hit fitness ? ithoul . i an ii ? ? at her i utd m irs Here in omc important tips to help you make the most rjj your treadmill w irkout I irst, see your U tor tor a physical examination and gel ap- proval before beginning your exer cise program Begin .our program slowly ami .n oid ' erexertion Before you start walking, jogging or running on the treadmill, warm up ,tn stretch tor 10 minutes lb help pre vent injuries, streto H slowly, with out bourn mg Always ? ar athletn oi run rung shoes and loose comfortable ? lothing Remember to w alk or t un in a upright position, don't lean exces- sively. You don't nin-d to push the running belt Simply walk, g or run with a comfortable stride Land on your heel and rock tor ward to drive ott the Kill ot your toot Never step off or on a moving treadmill belt You could lose vour balatv e mv injure yourself. satetv handles are an unpor tant feature provided on some treadmills, such as Tredev from I ni versa! Gym Equipment Use these safety Kindles until von K- come comfortable with the belt movement ami vour stride Hold on to the safety handles while slowly accelerating to 1 5 mph When you are incn i i w.o- h I when m . nances Ith till- ,peed 1 it ) i ince vou u ? fbrtabh let one irm sv i side. th n thi ' ? Maki i an walk sih , i full) on th? mill before igging oi i unnin Walk or run snxnthh st(ni pa Keej our i mg forward to retain ilanci hen v ii an n a k to end vimr workout take time to . ool downhrst Progressive!) slow youi speed over threi oi tburminutesto a walking speed of -1 to i mph Walk at that speed loi at least one minute before turningthe treadmill off Never sit or lie down immedi ! ill e a : per V eek IV essions ills w ith spet ial fea- I , , iake tliesi' work tuits more fun and interesting pK prt ides in stant feedback on your progress in. liKiingspeed distance, pat u d time elapsed Push button console ontrols make it quick and eas) to adjust vour workout, and change the running grade from one to -1 i ? rut Foi a free fitness brot hure titled htness Your IVst Invest- ment ite Universal G) m nt hii Bo I iiar Rapids i N 2406oi call l R00 553 By Matt Mumma suit Writei I eading the Pirate volleyball team in kills service aces and digs Wend) S? hulte has taken this sea son in hand and made the best of it as realh surprised at il the results because 1 don t talk anything up ifter the games N hlllt s,lld n huh moved to the power hitter position this season after the spot was vacated by Michelle Macintosh, last yearSchuItz was primarily a setter tor the team She moved out of the setter position and I think moving her from that has been ver) important said Head coach Martha Met askii! 1 his vear was nn first real chance at power hitter ,n. I was reall) excited about that m that helped do well Shultz said U ith 297 kills. 50 service aces anil $90digS the move no doubt was a good one s-hult is onlv a sophomore though, and according toe o.uh MiC askill some improve- ment is hi order She needs to improveon her passing accuracy and she needs to work hard in the Ku k ot the court Ma askill said Shultz a criminal justice ma- (ortromPenn .said thatshechecked out some other schools but liked orth Carolina and ECU She is a Criminal justice major and savs that she has adjusted well to living such a long way from home. She played basketball and ran track in addition to voleyball soshe ? ? iried Shultz w ill place w ell ? rencetouma teten.es between We have ctntlu ts differentcliqui sontl tea but all had a big talk ,no t vervthinj ng well now n. hultz said oach Ma askill .u i nui se peoplt d n I set but we are young and ! think s people have matured ?lot overt season Wend) hasagreatattitu and that s helped her onflit ts oi no the vo team will face ieorge Masm this 1 ridav at 11:01 i m at tht A tournament in Wilmington 1 in really excited about tht tournament and I think we regoing to do prett) well, Shultz said See Shultz page 11 Wendy Schultz ! (Bite nstQlaraimmn November 13,1990 11 ECU Briefs Crew team does well in Va. Regatta Fairfax, Va ECU'S ohn lusaitisand Angela Brown t(xk first place in Ihe Regatta's 3 l (A mile ran' t?r r reatkmal doublesat tho ISJov 31 lead of Occoquan Regatta in ! airfax a Robin Andrews and Sandraarter look thud in tin same t.u v Included in the race was a men's four man sweep, a men's single m'uII, two mixed double recreational s tills and two v omen's double ret national sculls usaitis also v ompeted in the mens single s? nil event Results tor that race were unavailable at press tune rani members are Andrews Brown ? arter Robin Cocup, lennifer Cordcr Stephanie( rease . vnthiaDauker Nathan Hicks, lusaitis David Leah hnsSea) David Sloan Michael Snipes and Kimberh W olfe Persians interested in joining tin i revs team shtuild contact (usaitis t, i"?ii(t.J frtim Sldff J M Swim Continued from page 10 Sports Briefs Sampras withdraws from tournament W EMBI E"i England (AP) rop seeded Pete Sampras w ith drew because ol injun and tilth seeded aron Krickstein wasde- teated in an indtxii tournament leaving onh thnv ol the seeded plavers entering the quarter!in i Sampras pulled oul before his ocond round match against . hristian Bergstrom btn ause ol paintul shin splints that threaten to keep him out ol nexl week s ATP'l oui W orldhampionships r I undgren d feated Kri? kstein 7-5 f-A Second seeded ioran Ivanisevu and third seeded Mk haeU hang I moresut cess Ivanisovicdefeated NiclasKulti 7-6(10-8),6 4 and ( hang beat It rem Bates h ; Sanchez, Korda victorious in Moscow MCS Ol W Second-seeded Emiho Sanchez defeated Veli heimo 2 h 7 ? h 2 and I ti korda heat an iunnarsson I r, 7 6, l i idvance to the semifinals of the Kremlin up vi asal and Knders larrvd also advanced Casal defeated Rosset 6-4 h land Jarrvd beat David Wheaton6-3, 7-5 Wilander wins easily in quarterfinals PAPARK Brazil V ? Mats Wilander defeated Andrew ijder6 1,6 Oand Mart - erniansbeat MauriceRuah7 6(7 4) ? idvan e to the somil l itibank toumamenl Graf defeats Zvereva in 36 minutes WORCESTER Mas lop-seeded Steffi Graf defeated ilia Zvereva f-0 h I in a 16-mmute match to advance to senun of the . irginifi Slims ol New Fngland Sixth seeded Helena Sukova ? tghth seeded mv Frazier and unseeded Mere ? id iiued to the quarterfinals with third round victories.Suki i I teatedStephanieRehe4-6,6-2,6-2;Frazier ? . , ndrea nd Paz defeated sixth-seeded ii:t na Sanchez ; " McGarth upsets Paulus in Jell-O Classic IND1ANAPOI Is 1' Meredith McCrath rallied to upset third seeded Barbara Paulus ? 6, 7h - 6) fi 2 and seventh seeded Susan Sloane defeated Peanut I oui? Harper 6-4, 6-2 to advance to the quarterfinals ol the fell 1lassn Christensen has fatal attack in Marathon SHINGTON i A 1" year-old woman who had a fatal ,ri irta k during the Marine orp Marathon had a congenital rt defect that ma have been iggravatedb) the strain of the race, i medi al examiner said 1 isaChristensen asophomoreatBostonl niversity. collapsed a ? more than two miles short ol the finish line of the race and latei i at anArlington, V a I lospital Dr lames Beyer the Northern irginia Medical Examiner, said it she had been born with a condition in which the two arteries dial pph blood to the heart join rather than taking separate paths Phoenixstillhaschance for Super-Bowl R( HMOND Va ? F) Oneda) after saying Phoenix should I get the 1993 Super Bowl, Nl 1 commissioner Paul lagliabue said tl . re - still time for the ? it) to mend its fences with backers of a Martin I .uther King holiday I've told thepeopk in Phoenn that we're trying to keep the ? open and tr ing toact ma lair minded and responsible way igliabuesaid rhursdaj nighl Were not trying to do anything irut?ve. And there are people in the communitv who hope that mething could be done and woukl be responsible tor mat Arizona voters last week n jected a holida) honoring the slain ivil rights leader, and th, nexl da fagliabue said he didn't want enix to be the site ol the L" Supei Bowl 1 telt there was a x er negati?eand divisive message in that vote rejecting the holiday and that it was inappropriate to play the game under those circumstances, lagliabue said in Richmond, where he .poke ata fund raiser for the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. I liabuediscounleddaimsthat Arizona voters' rejectionofthe holiday -as a re bon to an implied mreal bj the NFL to move the game it the holiday was not adopted 1 really don t think .lure s anj thing to that' he said "We had a ?o comment polk y from Man h right up until yesterday. We never went into the Mate We never made any comments I, wasobviouslv kno n by people there thai if they d.dn t have the holiday, the leadership. A the community itself telt that it would he inappropriate to pLu the game ?So there were no threats l think there were people m Arizona 1, loldng to blame outs.ders tor hatever they could blame outsiders tor That stypicil ?? tights hke that ' Thestatecouldhaveakmg holiday on thebtHikslongbe ore the 1993S?perBowlispUy?d House Minority Leader Art Hamilton, D- PhoenTsaid a King 1 6y NB b. introdm ed in the next session o! hv Legislature ODU's Seaver Kxik first in 10:IX)82 ECU'S Cook and Walters, placed second and third respectively. Women's 1000-yard freestyle- 1. Whanger, ODU 10:37.05. 2, Silber, ECU 10:44.47 Breitbeil. ODU 11:01.80. Men's 200-yard freestyle- 1, rhornas, ODU 1:44.86. 2, Nelson, ECU 1:4h,45.3, FarreB, ECU 1.47.69 Women's 200-yard freestyle- 1, Silber, ECU 1 59.31 2, Breitbeil, ODU201.37 3,Green,ECU2:02.18. Men's 50-yard freestyle- I, 1 orranger.ODU 22h8.2,Soltz, ECU 22.75. 3. Bcnkusky. ECU 22 7 Women's 50-yard freestyle- I, Pardue, ECU 2548 2. McArdle. ODU 25.87. 3, Simms, ECU 2631 Men's 200-yard individual medley- 1. Moisten, ECU 2:00.71 2. Christensen, ECU 2:02.20 J. ( ,eisler, ODU 202.22. Women s 200-vard individual medlev I, Connollv.ODl'2 14.(V.2.W'ilhe!m, ECU 2.17.32 3, Bridgets, ECU 2:17.47 I -meterdiving-men's, I,Smith, ECU 2, Lawrence, ECU M ?irbc. ECU 1 meter diving-Women s, 1, Young, CMX 2. Rohland, E L Kesel.IC I Men's 200-yard butterfly- I, (,eisler,l:Cl I 59.98 2,HoBoway, 2:02.43. 3, Holsten, ECt 2 03 44 Women's 200-yard Butterfly- I, Connolly,ODU 2 1137 2. O'Brien, 2:1236. V kilWke.OPl 2 19.81. Mens 100-yard freestyle- 1 Thomas, OPl 48 X). 2. Benkusky . ECU4931 Ulerndon.IVl 50.00 Women's 100-yard freestyle- I. MoArdle. OCX " 52 2 Pardue, g( jj 559q v rexd, ECl 56 51 Men's 200 yard backstroke- I, O'Brien. E I 2 01 09 2 Walters. ECU 2.019 V Holioway, ODL 2)6.42 Women's 200-yard back- stroke-1, Carraway ODl 2 18 15 2, Davidson. ODl 2 18 27 J. Wilhelm. ECl ? 2i 16 Mens 500-yard freestyle- I, Nelson,E I I 52.83 2 Farrell.E I 4:52.l7. V Cetszler, ODl t)4 Women's 500-yatd freestyle- I, Whanger. ODU 5:tlX?. 2, Silber, ECU 5:16.29. 3. Breitbeil, ODL i:244b Men s 3-meter diving I, 1 awrence, ECU. 2, Garbe. ECU J, Smith.ECU. Women's3-meterdiv ing 1.Rohland,ECU 2,Burk,ODl J, Young, ODU. Men's 200-vard breast 1. Lorranger, ODU 2:13.98. 2, Tate, l"C L 2:15.04. 3, Springer. ECU 2:18 70 Women's 200-yard breast- 1, Bndgers. ECU 2225.73 2. ,nvn, ECl 2 12 3. Killackev. ODl 2:39.97 Men 's400-yard freestyle relay 1. (.rittin. Wunderlkh, Lorranger. rhomas,ODU 3:17.94 2, Benkusky, Soltz, FarreU. Nelson, ECl 3:19.19 (Disqialined).3,Sever, hrtstensen, Ward. Cook, ECU 2124 (Dis- qualified) Women's 400-yard freestyle relay- I, Pardue. Ieel. Simms, Green, ECL 3:46.74. 2, Baylis, Davidson, Carraway Whanger. ODl 3:4963, 3, Smim, O Bnen Baldndge. I onus K I 1 52 23 The E I swim team traveled to lames Madison I niversity No 2 and William m Marv on No 4 Ihe team suffered .n upsetting losstoJMU, I35lol06 rhewomen W-st tin UM io 1 M ( I had an expected win against Williamand Mare hemen won 1275 to 107 5whilethewomen won 131 hi 104 (Hitstandingsw im mers t?r that weekend wire jumoi Derek Nelson .ok! Senior ohn Farrell and sophtHnttn' 1 la Pardui and freshmen Lu queltni sili, i The men are 2 1 in the conference and the women are 1 I ! in v enteretue a tixn I he Pirate suimmerswilllu'stl v. i harlotti on Saturday. No 17 .it 2 i m in Mmees oliseum Georgia Tech nears conference title, needs one more win FAMILY MEDICAL CARE Office Hours: 8,?7 AM - 8O0 P.M. Mon-Fri 8fiOAM-4tiOPMSat George Klein, M.D FAA.F.P. Physician Henrietta Williams, Ph.D. & QUINCE S'cAK HOUSE n Graanoia Bfvd MOiHg S 'ognr Psychologist No Appointment Nocessjty jREEM I - ? 355-5454 ?s. ATLANTA (AP) - Its been J8 years since Georgia Tech last won a conference football cham- pionship. That drought could end Sat- urdav when the seventh-ranked Yellow lackets visit Wake Forest in quest of their first Atlantic Coast Conference title and a berth in the C ltrus Bowl, probably against Nebraska. Tech, the nation's onlv un- beaten team with an 8-0-1 record, carnesa 5-0-1 ACC mark into their final conference game. The lackets haven't won a conference cham- pionship since lq?2 when they won their fifth title in the South eastern Conference, a league thev left following the 13 season The lackets preserved their unbeaten status on a pair of Scott Sisson field goals Saturday in a 6- 3 victory over Virginia Tech, the first a 33-yarder with 3:0 to plav tor a 3-3 tie, then a 38-varder to m in it with eight seconds remain- v ith M se onds lefl ?tter two incomplete passes Richard Bell ran 2 yards to the 21 and lech called timeouf to bring (Ml SlssOll No one reads The East Carolinian's ads. Cali "5" 6366 ros?? SPA ? A ?? ? ?? ? 1890 SEAFOOD I Lunch Only J Buy One I 1 Small Shrimp Regular Shrimp ? ? r?, M a Platter al $6.50 ? I Platter ! j 1 I I I I I Platter Only $2.99 Mon-Fri Beverage not included Expires 11-30-90 I Get the 2nd Regular Shrimp I Platter FREE I Mon Thur Beverage not inclu ? Expires 11 -v- I I I I I EVERYTHING'S REDUCED SALE utrU 'm? Ktf "Virginia Tech is a good team and thev had a good game plan comerback Willie Clay said of the Hokies. "You keep good teams hanging around long enough and vou never know what will happen. Their record (5-5) is very deceiving Clay said. "Now we have a big game next week and it will be for that big ACC nng The lackets and Hokies ap- peared headed for a rare scoreless tie until Mickey Thomas broke the deadlock on a 22-yard field goal that capped a 53-yard drive with H:1h remaining Both teams squandered sev- eral scoring opportunities in the blustery northwest wind that gusted from 15-25 mph Thomas missed a 32-vard field goal in the opening quarter and had a 38-yard attempt in the thud period blocked by Keith Holmes. Sisson, who beat Virginia 41 38 one week earlier with a 37-yard field goal seven seconds from the end, missed attempts from42 and 44 vards in the second quarter. He said a Hokie timeout may have been the difference on his game-winner. Sisson said the wind was whipping pretty good when the visitorscalled time. When time resumed, there was a slight break in the wind, just enough to allow him to kick the 38-yarder "It was a big kick, but if I had made either one of the first two, it probably wouldn't have come down to that Sisson said. "I've yet to see him rattled in that situation, so I knew he'd make it Shawn Jones said of Sisson. Jones was the spark in 10-play, 63-yard drive to the winning field goal. Jones completed 4 of 7 passes for57yardsinthedrivethatstarted at the Jacket 16 with 1:10 fo play He started the drive with a 17- yard pass to Emmett Merchant and reached the Hokies' 23 on a 18-yard completion to Merchant RUSSELt ATHLETIC I Russell Sweats !? CREW , ALL SIZES COLORS 5?J UU s REG r-AMTO C. OFF pricf PANTS j GAME HATS ACC NFL NBA $9" (excluding wool 1500 OFF s5-s10 OFF IGGDOn 51? unnis club C ? 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We know where wc re going to be on the 24th and e 11 react then, 1 lormes sa s He said the bowl committee has narrowed its search to one team as the visitor but woukfn I saj which team that was I ho Southeastern Conference champion is the host team. Copeland was scheduled to join Coach George Welsh at his weekly news conference toda to comment on the decision Sugar Bowl President MUtonWalther said bowlofficials had talked with Virginia officials rhey had been sitting on the fence, keeping negotiations open with us as well as others. Walther said. They wanted to come here and indicated we vnci-c thoir tirst choice. So they will be with us Oi course, all we can do is agree to shakohandson a gnendato. No 24. At that time, it thovaroopen. wo will extend thorn an im nation And they haw said they will be open and happy to receive the in itation. Virginia had barel) recovered from tumbling out of the No 1 position when confronted with the issue of playing in the Fiesta Bowl which is one ol two bowl games hold in nona eters there defeated an Election Da) referendum that would have designated Martin 1 uther King s btrthda) as .i states ido holida rhat decision prompted NFI commissioner Paul laghabuo to begin tho pro, ess ni pulling tho 1W 3 Super Bow 1 out ol Arizona and tnggerovi discussion ol whether college teams should go to bowls in tho state. Back at Virginia Rick Turner the dean of African American affairs, expressed pleasure at the move 'I'm not -urpnsod That s what quality institutions do 1 umer said in a telephone mten iew 1 think the d? is? n u as tho right decision rheNC A A Postseason I ootbalK ommittee also announced that it has auth ?nzed the Fiesta bow 1 tomo eits game toa site that does not currentlvhosl mN certified bowl game rhefiesta Bowl made the request on Saturday Committee chairman John Swofford, athletic director at the University ol North arolina convened the panel b) conference call atter he received the request from ohn junker the Fiesta Bowl's executive director lunker was one ol seven bowl scouts attending the V irginia-North C arolina football game in Chapel Hill. Swofford said he cud n t think the N A A would become am further involved in tho Fiesta Bowl s situation beyond tho committee s do ision 1 think this is i situation that tho bowl itseli has to deal within theirkKalenvimnmenl Swoffordsaid Ithinkthev arc very diligently trying to do that to tho best ol their (apabilities I think tho bowl has some ideas ot refocusing the purpose ol this year's actual came Evidently there are some possibilities in the state ot Arizona. In the rrudst of the controversy, the Cavaliers still had to pla football in order to maintain their bowl chances In front ot the scouts, the) handled North c arolina 24-10 but after tho game. they had to handle questions about their thoughts on playing in Arizona. Ouarterback Shawn Moore, who threw tso touchdown passes in the victory said ho wouldn't comment in keeping with Coach C.eorgo Welsh swishes Wide receiver Derek Dooleydidn't hold Kick, though '1 don t see how the Fiesta Bowl hasanything todo with the oitiens decisionout there not to celebrate a holidav.Poolevs.nd "It wo do go to tho Fiesta Howl, that doesn't support their decision not to have a holiday, it we don t go. 1 don't know what kind t statement that will make I don't think it'll make any impact on the people there On the held, Moore helped the C aalters (8-1 5-1 in the Atlantic Coast Conference) rush to a big first-half lead. But instead ot increasing tho score, tho best that Virginia could muster was a lake Mclnerney field goal Coach Welsh told me that was the best the) had been defensed all year Northarolina coach Mack Brown said But wedidn'tmakeanythinghappenoffensivcly And give the Virginia defensecredit tor that Ih.it wasn't the same defense that gave up 41 points last week ECU Continued from page 10 across the field to the Pirate 12- vard line. Once there, however, they suddenly were unable to hold on to the ball On second and three, senior halfback Corey Rav took a hand- off and tumbled it out of bounds The Huskies kept the ball, but then two plays later on fourth and two, Robinson mispitched the ball out of bounds again, re- turning the ball to ECU. The Pirates were unable to take advantage ot their reprieve, however, and tour plays later, lohn ett came out to punt lott booted the ball 42 yards to W vnn at the 31-yard line, who brought the ball back 20 yards to the ECl 49-yard line. A combination of penalties and an unrelenting Pirate do tense prevented the Huskies from taking advantage ot their position, allowing them to gam only eight yards in nine downs Jensen again came on to punt. this time for 40 yards The ball was downed by the Huskies on the 1-vard line with 30 seconds lett in the half The Pirates took no chances and ran tho clok down to five seconds on two quarterback sneaks and a run up the middle by junior tullback Michael Rhett before punting back to IL The Huskies had time for only one pla betore the end ot tho halt Freshman defensive end Bernard Carter destroyed any hopes ot a last-minute scene bv sacking Robinson and ending the halt Golden started off the second half with a kick into the endone. which was fielded b Wright I he ball was downed tor a touchback and the Pirates began the tirst drive ot the second halt at their own 20-yard line With a 22-yard gam on the option bv Van Buren and another 20-vard gain on a Blake keeper, the Pirates carried the ball down to the ML 4-yard line On third and goal, Blake completed a pass to senior wide receiver Al V hit- ingtor the Pirates' second touch- down ot the game Whiting, in turn, threw the ball into tho stands, garnishing a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct pen alty to be assessed on the kickott lmperato kicked the evtra point making the score 17 7 K L with9:l9left in the third quarter I mperato kicked oft from the Pirates' 20-vard line to freshman cornerback, Eric Lacv. who was unable to return the ball, and lett the Huskies starting their drive from their own 44-yard line 1L again began a steady progression across the field until on third and six. Robinson'spa-s was intercepted bv junior defen- sive back, Chris Hall at the 28- yard line. Hall returned the ball 21 vards to the Pirate 44 before being brought down bv the Hus- kies' senior halfback. Mike Strasser with h 30 lett in the game ECU carried the ball back near to Huskie territory, but could not score. On fourth and tour with the wind in their face, the Pirates elected to try to con vert. But Blake's pass was in- complete and Ml got the ball back on their 20 The Huskies then came a live and in lb plays drove the ball SO ards tor their second touch dow n with 10 06 lett in the game Golden kicked ott to Van Huron who ran 19 cards trom the lOtogivcECt the ball n the2J yard line On the first pla) from the line ol scrimmage. Blake ran 7 yards, only to tumble the ball to tho Huskies senior outside linebacker, Paul Rogan, return inc possession to ll on the Pirate 16-yard line Ihe Pirates held the 1 hiskies for the first three downs, but with time winding down in the final quarter the Huskies could not accept a held goal On fourth and two trom the 28-yard line Robinson converted and in five more downs IL took the lead 20 1" with 4 54 lett in the gai Ivank came on tor the evtra point attempt I he luskie playersand media on the field said that the kick was good, but the officials ruled that it was w ide lett 1 was standing on the side- line, said Pettibone I couldn't tell tor sure what happened but all our players that .sen- on the extra point team ran over to me on the sideline and said oach that ball went inside the lett up right ' and thettu ial -aid that it went o or the top i it and -a as wide Well it wasnot kicked that high, it either went through on the inside or the outside, it wasn't high enough togoover rheol ficial saw it differently In the final outcome ot the game the point wouldn t have made a difference but it could have game mperato then unleashed a boomer lor the Pirates into the end one w hen it w I I ? ?? nod b Wynn tor a tou fiba k 1 he Pirate- d tense held strong in the final minuteso! the ea me, allowing onl completions one to W y r?n U i vanJs saving Nil in a third ind I " situation, .md one to Stra ei Shultz on la- ? hat Pkn ?n the hould h ? t the emu should have but V hat happened, is w error in siibstitutu i We had a iu run on ea ?? us 1 2 pei 'pli he I leld We went toa prevent tv l ' 1 (defense '? eling like it i going to be the 'last pla game, whi h il would without the penalt V ? wc had 12 n the fn I ?' Irving I .???? il ? the snapped tl I ill bel e.i -I t inn So the Hu - nin final i ham l itii n the 1 hiskies and laddt a pass ? lateral t. . a to .?. asn t ? id an . is iti that it the have I ? ? d and : on Continued from page 10 ECU hasn't beaten George Mason this season butC oach McCaskiU hasan opportunist outlook "We played well against them during the season and we could upset mem it weplaj well she said McCaskiU will return .ill but one starter next yeai senior apt c hnstmi Bclgado With a tough learning y at behind them the Lid ! 'irates sh( mid l Hik torw ard to a winning season next year vith more amazing teats b Wend S.hult dou n And - I ields ? I ,id . ho i ? ball almo icendzom le ibroui ?n the ! . ird iinebv Porcl . ifety I K rck J tl line ? as something a little t said I ewisof the I i he ob lously had pr i tii i d it and rehearsed it and did ? a ell, and it got them awtuih close i m clad thev didn t haw a. Golden ki ked ofl tor Ml to the E( L 13, where it was fielded b righl ho returned the ball 21 yards Ihe Pirates wasted no time, carrying the ball 66 yards in nine plays and an Buren made the final touchdow n ot the game lmperato came on tor the point atter. making the score 24 20 Pirates, with 1 11 left in the FIRST ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION i our celebrate m koi s KI IUKI- TOO anni- versary! Storewide bargains! Register to win free gilts. Offer good entire month ol November. Heroes Are Here Too 116 E 5th Street 757-0948 ?CARDS AND COMICS Anniversary Specials ? cw t oiiiKs Discounted 10 ? sportsants Singles- lake W a Off Marked Price ?Register For I roe Gifts! r HranrS C N TAKE AN EXTRA Anyone For Comedy ?SHj "Comedy Zone" Comedian Mark Deshira Will be at the Underground (formally the Coffeehouse) in Men- ?: "r?; s -i ?? ? 1 V OUR EVERYDAY LOW, LOW PRICES A ; MEN'S, LADIES & CHILDREN'S SHOES plus HANDBAGS & ACCESSORIES ? LIMITED Tim ONLY! denhall Student Center. Tuesday November 13,9:00pm Refreshments will he provided, Free Sponsored by the Student Union Coffeehouse Committee. RACK ROOM SHOES il K SMIIIITIM. K'l MihImhI Ii K III M KS lHKl I 'sKiiHM.KHk W. ItwmrVM O-H -Jli R)e SKast Jttfecttotuan Stinking up the East Carolina campus community since 19 '5 Vol.69 No.42 Grunsda- Ma 4, 1807 Emerald Cty, North Carolina Circulation 2 Too Many Damn Pages SGN President becomes Supreme Dictator By Michael Toledo Assistant Taco Editor MENDENHELL STUDENT ( EN IKE Thomas Alien, president of Student Government Not (SCN) approved a bill to increase' his salar by a 1 .(MX) percent a measure which overwhelming passed through the legisleighture 69 1 Monday In addition the measure, rescinds Allen's title of president and in turn allowshim to become Supreme Dicta tor with complete power over the EC L ampus, including the office of Chan- cellor Bach Hurtin. With signs saying "Thomas is Right and "Thomas Allen, that is supporters tilled the legislature with extended right arms and up- raised palms in the direction of Thn mas "There will benojoyin Yeastville tonight Thomas said before Ihc ei static s crowd "The liberal news media over thereat The Yeast Infectionianbavebfxn salivating over the prospect of getting rid of I homas Allen Well. 1 got news for them they ain't gonna do it The new law also includes ? The General Classroom Build mg will he now called the Alien School for Fascism. ? The Yeast Infectionian vmII be cornea propaganda tool for Allen ? The Chancellor's Mansion now becomes The Allen Abode ? No more Ice c ream Socials in Mendenhell. ? Greenville will now become AI lento wn ? And ol course photographers, w ill not be allowed into jimi I lendnx 1 heatre Distaught Student Yells Obsenity at Cite By LaToy A-Hankie Bad Writer VVRIGm BROTHERS Al Dl rORlUM K L student err Mathers told school administrators Monday that he cannot remember anything he has ever learned, in- c luding how to spell After an extended screaming match between Mathers andhan- cellor Bach Hurtin which fea- tured many mispronounced cuss words on the student's part, sin has "I don't give a Shnte" the two agreed that Mathers must immedi- ately apply ,(,r a job a' 'he student newspaper, The Yeast Infet Ionian "Mr. Mathers hasdemonstr.ited a creative interpretation ot the En- glish language, a impetus most suited tor The Yeasl Infectionian Hurtin said Soun.esat The ois Infectwnian welcomed Mathers with open arms I is very dilated to has Mathers on our Bad Writers Staff Turns Hamptonlnn, I'he Cheap Hotel Edi- tor said, "he will be a great edition to our stupidous staff" Hurtin said he wishes more distaught students would come hither forth and applv for positions at the newspaper a publication besieged by editors who only imi tate other newspapers Al the titi Hurtin went onto sight main other attributes of Mathers such as his Hear toresite, before siting a sigh tat ton which he presented to the student Hurtinalso gave Mathers a vear's supply of Goody's Powder as part of his "1,000 Points ot im I ight campaign A note from the Satire Editor This is obviously, a parody of The East Caromwn. I knew from the start that the parody, liketherealpaper.wasgoingtohavetobelitteredwithmisspellings, misuse and abuse ot language, and so on . . the kind I if thing that makes you grind your teeth int. 1 a fine powder it you re a right thinking person like me V hat I didn't know was that even making fun of this newspaper In deliberately employing flagrant misuses ot the language as the two above stories do would engender the same tooth-gnashing response I herefore, the rest ot this parod) confines awful misspellings and incorrw I word 1 hoice to the headlines, where it's most obvious any way. We now return you to your regularly scheduled amusing material, already in progress Ex-Contra testif ize in Senit Inside AMALGAMATED Pkkss ? The Nil a raguanontras regularlv beat and tortured civilians with the assistance of the U S. Congress and president, formerC ontraonicer Antonio Miguel lose Filipe (esus Andres Escobar testi tid before the Senate foreign Rela rions Committee Ihursdav Hailed as a hero tor his unswervingdedication to creativelv causing harm to non whites" by Sena tor lesse Helms, R-N.C , Escobar bragged of Contra accomplishments HrVe used to use regular instru ments of torture knives, whips, lit cigarettes said Escobar. 'Then you guys cut off military aid, left us only humanitarian aid. "You make do with what you've got he shrugged. Escobar revealed that the hu manitananaid approved bvCongress was easily enough to enable Contra forces to continue their vitally impor tant actsof terrorism against civilians "We'd bludgeon civilians with first-aid kits, hang them with surgii al eauze,anything, said Escobar And .s hat would we have done without all those shaving razors' I shudder to think Escobar also testified that the ( ontras used Med-Evai helicopters as makeshift guillotines, throwing citizens into the whirling blades "Oh, we were mighty creative chuckled Escobar "Oneguv came up with the idea of dropping K ration cans on people's heads from trees just liko a video game' "NeverdiJdo much towardsget ting us any freedom Escobar re- flected "But then, it was more fun than sittingaround watching Nicara guan soap operas Yeesh f fey, any of you guys want to put up a former freedom fighter in your home for a couple weeks7 Jesse7 Escobar also revealed that I'nsi dent Bush, then the vice president, personally provided the ontras with ideas tor using items in the humani tanan aid pa Rages to slav and muti- late miKK ent (ivilians I remember one night we sat around the. ampfireand watt hed him show us how to make a hand grenade out ol hypodermn needles ana surgi 1 al tape 1 hen we did a tew lines, and he went home Never seen a guy so clumsy with surgical tape, though Escobar do umented Bush's many visits very thoroughly, listing names of aides, times of visits, and exactly what the president was wear- ing each time he sallied into camp - even the names, addresses and phone numbers of the native girls Bush slept with before he left the next morning Eorhispart, Bush denied the alle- gations, calling them "absolutely true I mean, absolutely preposterous! Darn you guys in the liberal news media' Stop misquoting me! Stop misquoting me Editorial3 Don't have an opinion9 Then you II agree with our opinion Read on Classifieds8.9 If you're not Greek, don t bother reading Features14 Kurt Vonneguts latest novel, a brilliant piece of fiction most of you will never read, gets reviewed anyway. Sports87 All ECU teams post mis- erable losses. What a surprise. Special Satire Insert This time, it doesn't make tun of Jesse Helms, not even once Honest. 2 ? November 13. 1990 ? THE YfcASl INI ;)NI IN on.y a Ok? ease don : write p r ;one k you. ?&e geast Mectiottiatt Stinking up the East Gif inn ?? ? ? (osii'hL liRKiM ehAanagingGeneral Michael G. No: GTL. Martini r. Editing Manager Tim HamftonInn, Cheap Hotel Editor Li nTiRs Ai blqc ikque, Win - ally I iitor Matt Queen, Nicely Featured Editor Sixart Eiwhant, Never Forgets Editor Cat Morris, Nine lives Editor Earl or McAuUY, Royary Erfifor Carry Stroncarms, Spaced-out Editor Spot Holsecoftee, Sneering Editor Amy Edwierds, Copyort Editor DixssALiPciossKi, Other Copycat Editor Mike Clanc, Glorified Layout Artist Jeff Douileparker, Staff Ticket-getter Chris Normandy, Dark Roomer Marcie CSlay, Psychotic Killer Toby Barber, S'Jwue V a Haircut Marnier Stlart Rosiner, Violin Manager Dong Long, Date-getter Deborah Daniels, Not Named Barbara ite??in?Mn !?!?pin?i iii?,hyfjsir?tns! Something mite be amiss, but we're not shure There's no question that something's wrong some- where. The problem is, we don't keep up with the news well enough to know about it. Look, we're students. We have classes, just like you. And then there's working at The Yeast Infectionian, which is a full-time job in itself. Try it sometime. And even though we make more money than God (to hear the Media Board tell it), a lot of us have to work one or two additional jobs, just to keep up. So we don't have a lot of time for the niceties, like keeping up with world events and cover- ing important stories and spell- ing words correctly and sleep- ing occasionally and burning flags and attending all the local Socialist Party meetings. Oh, hey, a news flash seems Public Safety is replac- ing all their parking meters with vicious, rabid Dobercnan Pin- schers that savage anyone who doesn't immediately fork over all money in their possession whenever they park anywhere on campus. Well, there's subject matter for an editorial . . uh, let's see. First, I'll need an opinion. Heads, it's a good policy; tails, it's bad tails! This is a bad policy. So maybe something could be done by someone about that problem, or maybe not. I mean, it's possible something could be done about that problem, and then again, perhaps it couldn't. What I'm trying to say is, I think someone could do some- thing, maybe come to the res- cue, here. You know, make the problem go away. So, to sum up, maybe somebody could look into the possibility of maybe doing something Ah, screw it. I need some sleep ? I have my Socialist Party meeting tomorrow. ti8S Again this ishyew: why I think African-Amoricans need God By Dalek McCrullers Editorial Columnist African-Americans used to be in chains Now they aren't. I am not cognizant of this simple fact. For, as it was spaketh in the Bible, "Yeah, though vou shall walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Well-placed Criticism, still shalt thou emerge un- scathed And thy head shall be as dense as granite, and ye shall be the only dark-skinned one in the state insane enough to support the Doer of Evil, My Nemesis, esse Helms Groovy " Okay.so! supported I lelms. lean live with thai My race doesn't obli- gate me to support one candidate or another, and that's the truth. Granted, it's kind ot like a Jew chanting "six more years" for Hitler, but hey. As it is spaketh of in the Bible, "Oh, yeah, thou shalt do some walking through the Valley of the Shadow ot The Real Problems Thy Race Faces, and then shalt thou emerge oblivious. I hou shalt spend thy time and energy quoting largely irrelevant passages from a musty two thousand year old tome and never shalt thou pull thy head out of thy anus in order that thou couldst see the good thou could do it thee would iist put thy damn mind to it, and lay off this preaching crap " So to sum up again, Mrii n mericans need to get rid of theii white oppressors, like I larvey (lantl and get themselves more decent, hon est, helpful folk, like lesse I U Ims i omin at( ha twi e a week, this has been Dalek Mc rullers. Letters to the Editor Student newspapper filled to the brim with 'socialist commmies' -t. i i .r.imn ?rH rtrittil eookino he Sill'l, To the editor I am writing to expose you to your readership for what you really are: SOCIALISTS! SOCIALIST COMMIES! This was made blatantly clear in the last issue of your paper. Naturally, I'm referring to abso- lutely every story in that issue. The story "Celebration causes violence, damage" blatantly pushed the idea of collective ownership of the essential means for the production and distri- bution of goods; "Facilities for dis- abled are inadequate" blatantly rammed home the notion that compe- tition among privately owned corpo- rations should be replaced by coop- eration and profit seeking by social service. In addition, "I errmannadds quiet support to ECU soccer team blatantly trumpeted the idea that in come and social opportunity should be distributed more equitably than thev are at present. HA! TAKE THAT, YOU COMMIES! WE'VE EXPOSED VOL NOW! lethro Bopeep Eighteenth-year senior Maritime Basket-weaving (Editor's note: We have absolutely no idea what the heck this guy is talking about Neither, we suspect, does he f, ' . -i I fl 3 j joke; please don r write or phone. Thank you ? iHE yEASf INhtCTIONIAN ? November 13. 1990 ? 3 June 12, 1997 bt $at luiecnotnan 3 dd AT ID EZZ O rtzMI unto Johann S. Bach plays at Deli By Joe Nobody Special to The Yeast Infectionian johann Sebastian Bach, recently returned from the dead, performed this weekend at local hangout The Nude Deli. Of course, he'll be long gone by the time you read this, so why am I tellingyouaboutit?Tworeasons: one, The Yeast Infectionian needsall the copy it can get; two, it's required for my journalism class. So shut up and pay attention. Bach took the stage amid the normal background noise of a sparse crowd chanting "We want R.E.M and throwing beer bottles in various random directions. Naturally oblivi- ous to the noise as a result of a severe hearing impairment (of course I mean he's deaf, but this is a kinder and gentler America), Bach began to gen- tly stroke the keys of the battered old piano, producing what I'm sure were mellifluous sounds and all that, but I wasn't paying attention because I was putting the moves on this girl, who ? get this - later tells me "Thanks but no thanks, buddy - like I've been trying to tell you for an hour now, I have a boyfnend, so will you kindly take the hint and get the hell away from me" and leaves and I spent three bucks on drinks for this chick! Of course, she threw them in my face immediately after the bartender brought them around, but that just makes me think she owed me that much more, ya know? I mean, I'm in a fraternity, I deserve a little more respect than that from the peons around me. So anyway, I was talking about Bach. Well, by the time I'd dried my- self off from thednnk that bitch tossed on me, some nut professor was shouting at the crowd to shut the hell up and listen to the greatest musician of all time, like maybe they'd learn a little culture, or some crap like that. Well, they dumped him out on his ass pronto, I tell you what I'd have helped them, but I had a pretty good suspicion this guy was like the head of my de- partment, which is of course the business department, seeing as how I'm a frat boy I did mention I'm a frat boy, didn't I? Yeah, I thought so. Minor in journalism, major in busi- ness, though Idon't know why I bother since I'm just gonna end up in Dad's company anyhow. Heownsthreeauto dealerships, ya know. That's how I got my car. 1990 Nissan Pulsar, CD, AC,powereverything,itain'taBMW but even so it handles pretty nice. Plus I get free oil changes, insurance, and all the gas money I could ever hope for. Dad's cool. So I hid in the back. Well, after a few minutes of growing even more restless, the crowd pitched Bach out on the street pretty much the same as they did with the prof, and cranked up some real music on the jukebox It was pretty fun. CLASSIFIEDS Coming Up My lunch. Apart from that: Thursday MENDENMELL Movie: Get Hard 2 Friday THE BASEMENT The Neophytes O'RICKENBACKER'S Big Rob and the Mambo-ing Horses NUDE DELI Bored of the Chairmen Saturday THE BASEMENT Big Rob and the Mambo-ing Horses O'RICKENBACKER'S Bored of the Chairmen NUDE DELI The Neophytes Sunday THE BASEMENT Bored of the Chairmen O'RICKENBACKER'S The Neophytes NUDE DELI Big Rob and the Mambo-ing Horses ri SERVICES OFFERED TYPING SERVICES: Call foe at EYE- rlPE tor prompt, profffessinal wurd- prosaessing services by a very very very accompmphsht writer. Reason ablerates include Spell-chek and editing of grammer and diction if desired Ml.A guidelines no problum. Give mea try, if you dare. 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Who are PERSONALS they7! The Alpha Beta Soups?! You bastardsl You said you loved us! Love, the Phee Phi Pho Phums. PHEE PHI PHO PHUMS: Look, baby, you know last night was meaningful and all that, but What are you ? now, er, let's not do anything, uh, rash hey, put down those frying pans! Hey! Ow! Ow! Cut it out ? ow! Help! Ow! Love, the Sine Qua Nons. GAMMA RAYS: Well, youdidn'tmake the cash payments. Guess we're going to the police and telling them about the hazing. You blew it this time. Love, the Sic Transit Glona Mundis. RAMMA LAMMA DING-DONGS: Who put the bop in the bop-shu-bop- shu-bop7 Love, the Dip De Dip De Dips CLASSIFIEDS DEADLINES: Yesterday. CLASSIFIED RATES: Exorbi- tant. Please notify the paper immedi- ately if you are planning to turn in a classified ad, so we can know to be elsewhere. Due to the lim- ited amount of space left over after all the Greeks have finished with their little giggly adolescent inside jokes, The Yeast Infectioniancannot guarantee the publication of your classified ad. Therefore, we do not advise you to rely on us to publish classifieds for you. Don't rely on us for any- thing else either, come to that. 4 C&t $tat lutetioutati February 32, 1912 ECU football teem loses mizerably! By Cat Morris Sine I ives Fditor EC I s football team had vet an other miserable loss yesterday, com ing in with a store of just six to the Sunnydale Nursing Home's 714 Things started off well enough with the Pirates giving up only three touchdowns in the first minute of play "Then the defense started to make mistakes commented coach Hill Loses "Defense and offense both How true After accidentally managing to gain control of the ball for i tew moments, the team tried Coach I OSes' patented punt on the first down plav but to no avail as the punter missed the ball by a good two feet Seventeen touchdowns later, the Pirates regrouped and gained control of the ball oik e more, only to give it up again when a Nursing Home player veiled at Pirate quarterback Cro Magnon "What's that over your shoulder"1 and grabbed theball from him when he turned to l h ik In the second half, the Pirates managed to perform even worse, usually standing around and picking their noses as plav went on around them With jusl three minutes left to play tn thegame coach 1 osesdecided to test out a theory that had been advanced bv some spectators Proving the theorv true .1 team ol half blind lame hamsters actually did a bettci job than tin regular football team it self ECU soccer team posts anothr losing seasin! ECU bowling teem luzes evin wors then usual! By Cat Morris Nine laves Editor K I 'ssoccer team lost six to tour to the superior forces oi the lesse Helms Academy Slugs this weekend The Slugs moved slowly but surely to victory, exuding a foul smelling slime that stuck to the ball and made it imp iSSlbfe tor the Pirates to get a toot in edgewise "We really needed to win thisone to pull ourselves out oi a 476-game losing streak said fullback Killer Backus "But we took one look at that ball and vecch1" I he game progressed at a snails pace as the Pirates stood helplessly by, powerless to take control of the beslimed ball from the Slugs The slugs scored goal atter goal, easily disgust- ing several successive Pirate goalies to the punt where they were vomit mg uncontrollably With seventeen seconds left to plaventer forwardal C ulating got a bright idea Spyinga large bag of salt that )ust happened to be sitting on the sidelines,Culating knew immediately what to do He and some teammates grabbed the bag and ran around pouring salt on the slugs, who with- ered and died horrible, unimaginably painful deaths ( ulating and the others managed to scorea few last-minutegoalsagainst the now dissolved slug goalie, but it was too late to pull the game out ( ulating,however, w asmt total!) disappointed by the game's outcome, since it gave him an idea of what to d 1 to lesse Helms the next time that tat bastard oozes into town Bv tarry Kissins Stjtt Writer Not verv surprisingly, the E I Pirate Bowlers lost vet .mother mate h this week, thisone to the I N( Chapel Hill Kind- l Effete And-Not- er Cood-But-Still better I ban I he-Pi rates-Bowlers The Pirates beat their own previ OUSrecord, as the) rolled every single ball straight into the gutter, leaving them with a score ol zero I he Kind Of-Effete And Nol Verv Good But still Better I ban- I he-Pirates Bowlers, bv contrast, rolled all but one ball into the gutter and the one that made it all the wa) down the alley barelv kno ked over the game w inning pin Wc placed hard we plaved well said Pirate coach Balla Rollem to his d ??- n ast team 'Ah, vn ho am I kidding? You guys stink stink Heck I resign This is the fourth time (oa h Rollem has resigned tins season, but rumor has it that this time he realty means it ECU rugbee! teem luzes! I By joe Mo nun a si.itt vsntiT and damn proud of it ECU men's swim teem bittes dust! By Earl of McAuley Royalty Fditor After ECL's downright pitiful showing at the last men's swimming competition. Coach Weann Leadweights is mapping out some imprtant changes in the team's fu- ture "The thing we've got to concen- trate on now is. we've got to start cuttingdownonthedrownings. said Leadweights "Thedrnwnings are our major problem at this pint in time " Indeed, much of this v ear s other wise promising men's swim team has been lost to drowning Coach I.eadweights attributes this spate ol deaths to inadequate training "I would have to attribute the spate ol deaths to inadequate train mg Lead weights said "I mean, these kids come in, none oi them knows how to swim, we haul them oft to a competition and toss them out in the middle ot the pol that's probably a bad policy We're looking into changing that 1 eadweights also blames the team's embarrassingly bad perfor mance on budget uts Notmgthatthe swim team is near the bottom ol the athletic department's priority list, Leadweights revealed that the swim team didn't even have enough money to buv water to till its own pool "We lost a COUpfe Ol kids that way right oft Leadweights muses ' ust lumped into a dry concrete floored poolheadfirst Idiots Better off with out 'em. I say " h wh) bother' I hi' headline sav s it all ECU golfe team strowkes itself into a frenzy! By Cat Morris Nine I ives Fditor lh.it s not a tuall) a story jusl a bit Ol gossip