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i Inside EDITORIALS4 CLASSIFIEDS6 FEATURES 8 SPORTS14 Features Controversial play, The Boys in the Band reviewed. Check out page 8. Sports The Patroits of George Mason took another win from the Pirates. Read about the action on page 10. �he iEast (Eamlmtan Serving the East Carolina campus community since 1925. Vol. 63 No. 49 Thursday February 9,1989 Greenville, NC 16 Pages Circulation 12,000 The SGA legislature will decide the fate of the escort service Pirate Walk in Monday's meeting. If projected costs hold true, the SGA will spend approximately $10 for each walk this year. (Photolab) Out of state students have difficulty applying for in-state status, tuition By MINDY McINNIS SteH Writer Every year, many out of state students apply for in-state tuition since out of state tuition i� four times more expensive than in- state. But first, the student must have in-state status. After residing in N.C. for an one-year gTace period, a student can apply for in-state tuition. In the application, the student should prove that all of the basic requirements to receive an in- state status have been met. The requirements are as follows: ap- plicants must live in North Caro- lina for one year, obtain a North Carolina driver's license, pay- state taxes and register to vote. Meeting the basic require- ments doesn't always guarantee acceptance. The Business depart- ment, which is in charge of accept- ing or rejecting applications, re- ceives the initial letter from the applicant. The department looks at each case individually and comes to a conclusion based on two require- ments by the law. One require- ment states that the applicant must have the intent to abandon their old domicile, or home state, and move to a new domicile per- manently. Also the applicant must prove their intent of living in state. If the department feels the applicants hasn't met the criteria, their application will be denied. The student then has the option to appeal his case to the Residency Appeals Committee. The Residency Appeals Committee, which consists of three to five members, votes on approximately six to eight cases a month. The chairman of the committee, Ben Irons, doesn' t cast a vote unless a tie breaker is needed. Irons believes that honesty is the best policy. "If 1 had to say one thing to students about applying for in-state tuition it would be to be certain the application is accu- rate and complete Irons says that the committee has received several applications that were not complete. He also points out insufficient informa- tion can be damaging. Irons says an important factor in the case is whether or not the student is self- supporting or not. If not, "There is See IN-STATE,page 2 Admission standards redefined By ADAM CORNELIUS Staff Writer The Department of Admis- sions has put forth a change in the admissions process for the Fall semester of 1989. These changes include raising standards for in- coming freshmen and transfer students as well as instituting a block admissions system. This block system will set deadlines for the receipt of applications to ECU. Eugene Owens, Director of Admissions for ECU, said that the new process was enacted "In order to get a better grip on the quality and numbers of students enrolling Since Jan. 26, the num- ber of applications for the Fall of 1989 had already reached 7325. This number is 700 more than those received last Fall and 1,700 over the number for Fall 1987. "This Fall we are looking for about 2,300 to 2,400 enrolled in- state students, Owens speculated. "We will admit 4600 of these In addition, Owens said that enroll- ment for out-of-state students will be between 450 to 475 and the Admissions Department will admit 1400 to 1450 out-of-state students. Transfer students are expected to remain at last year's number, about 700 students. According to Owens, admis- sions requirements for prospec- tive freshmen is based on their Projected Grade Average, or PGA. This number is based on a students high school record, class rank and, in the case of out-of- state students, his or her SAT score. Prior to the new policy, students were admitted if thev see NEW, page 2 Smith speaks on the Afro-American tradition in 'Continuing the Legacy' By CLEJETTER PICKETT Staff Writer "Only a people with strength can stand 200 years of psychologi- cal and physical abuse and bounce back singing and dancing with the joy of life said Dr. Larry T. Smith speaking to faculty and students at Jenkins Auditorium Tuesday night. Smith interpreted the cul- tural heritage of Afro-Americans in "Continuing the Legacy the theme of the black history pro- gram presented by the Minority Student Affairs Advisory Broad. While focusing on Afro-Ameri- can heritage past and present, Smith, the keynote speaker, said Afro-Americans live in a cage made of the bars of racism. "This racism denies us our freedom to live full, abundant lives Smith, assistant vice chan- cellor of student life for minority affair, said. He said the number of black males in American colleges and universities is declining with racism the underlying cause. "We cannot deny it nor can we allow white America to ignore the existence of our own bodies Smith said. In an emotional appeal, SGA President Larry Murphy said: "Here I am, a white male who can't make up for what's been done in the past. All I can do is help you (the black students at ECU) now Valeria Lassiter of Expres- sions Magazine, and Paul Fox- Pirate Walk may be axed By TIM HAMPTON Nem t'ditor Four years after operating at capacity, the rape-detercnt Pirate Walk has become a shadow of it's old self. Receiving only 85 re- quests for escorts in the fall semester of 1988 at a estimated expense of $10 per walk, the Stu- dent Government Association funded service is on the chopping blocks. The SGA will decide the fate of Pirate Walk in Mondav's meet- J ing. After si x years of support, one student government leader savs it is time to ax the escort service. "Let it be resolved that Pirate Walk should beabolished bv Mav 31 Marty Helms, speaker of the legislator, said in quoting one of the recommendations made in legislation he authored. In further recommendations, 1 lelms suggests ECU Campus Se- curity resume the responsibility of protecting students (mostly fe- males) while walking home at night. Regardless if Campus Se- curity chooses to replace the rape- detercnt service or not, Helms advocates the discontinance of SGA funding for Pirate Walk. Helms said the uneffective- ness of the program coupled with the unreliability of escorts has lead to Pirate Walk's downfall. Citing statistics, Helms compared the 1,200 students who requested 'walkers' in the fall of 1985 to 85 requests made in the fall of 1988. In addition, only 2.7 percent of potential users call Pirate Walk, according to Helms. "Also Pirate Walk is expen- ivc, we have made two appro- priations this year totaling SI,680 Helms said. If yearly to- tals for walker requests equal twice the number of the fall semester then the escort service is costing the SGA $10 per walk. All SGA services are funded through revenues taken from student fees. A 1986 report on Pirate Walk states the program worked at its full capacity with 55 escorts, 18 supervising operators and a five member executive staff. Accord- ing to the report, the rape problem at UNC-Chapel Hill sparked the need for prevention as a recorded 1,200 requested walkers from Pi- rate Walk. Helms questions the organi- zation of the present Pirate Walk. "This semester, the volunteer staff of walkers has been very un- reliable he said. While not knowing exact numbers, Helms estimated the present staff has less than ten members. "I feel like the service is a great concept and whole heart- edly support it. Both present and former chairman of the Pirate Walk boardhave tryed to make it work. It simply doesn't work Helms said. Helms proposes ECU Cam- pus Security replace the escort service with its own version. Problems of unreliability and uncontinuitv would be solved under his proposals, according to Helms. 'To be effective, the service must be continual from one year to the next. It hasn't been consis- tent in the last couple of years Helms said. As SGA officers in charge of Pirate Walk have left their posi- tions in recent years, Helms said the officers have left unresolved problems to the next holder of the title. Helms said the loss in conti- nuity each year would not occur if the program were under the aus- pices of Campus Security. Helms said Campus Security employs students as uniformed reserve officers who could be as- signed to escorting students home at night. Acting as a greater deterent to attack because of the uniform, Helms said the reserves would also cut down in the amount of vandalism and other crimes occurring late at night. 'The reserves would be more reliable he said, "And the Cam- pus Security would have a contin- ued administration. This is not calling for a taxi service Helms said Campus Security has often said it is not a 'taxi serv- ice' for students. But Helms said the security of the ECU students is the duty of the campus police and no driving, only walking would be required in the proposed pro gram. He ha9 not contacted Lam- pus Security about his plans. By introducing the discon- tinuance of Pirate Walk in Mav Helms said the administration will have several months to act, if any action is deemed necessary, on implementing a similiar sen ice. Cardiologist speaks on prevention By DAVID HERRING Assistant News Editor Cardiology specialist Dr. Jer- emy Swan was the guest speaker at the Second Annual History of Medicine Lecture held at Pitt County Memorial Hospital last week. Dr. Swan also spoke in Greenville on the "History of Cardiac Catheterizafion He is noted for developing the Swan-Ganz Catheter, a medi- cal diagnostic device used to de- tect heart attack symptoms in a patient so that that patient's treat- ment can be adjusted to prevent a potential heart attack. The Swan- Ganz Catheter readily obtains information for determining: the seriousness of a patient's condi- tion, the patient's prognosis, and the effectiveness of treatments. The catheter, made of soft flexible tubing, is inserted into cither the patient's jugular or femoral vein and then threaded through the heart and into the pulmonary artery. According to Dr. Swan, the end of the catheter has a small balloon which follows blood flow and, acting much likea sail on a boat, guides the catheter to the desired site. Once the catheter is in place, doctors can take measurements and obtain data, such as the amount of blood output by the heart, or the pressure within the heart and lungs. This information is carefully monitored around the clock, providing an almost instan- taneous update on a patient's condition. "In 1965 when 1 became the director of cardiology at Cedar- Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles, it became clear that no one had any idea of what was taking place in the heart attack process - what it's causes and effects were Swan said. "We couldn't always tell if a patient was likely to have a heart attack until he was actually hav- ing the heart attack, and then it's too late to prevent it. The catheter gives us a better idea of how the heart is functioning and what is taking place Dr. Swan began his speech, 'The reason things (medical tech- nology) change is because of imagination and inventiveness, which comes from people He told the attending PCMH staff See SWAN, page 2 worth of Kappa Alpha Psi paid tribute to the black male and female. Lassiter spoke of the phe- nomenal black woman by reflect- ing on the writing of black author Maya Angelou. Foxworth dis- cussed the concept of the invisible black man. "You black males wonder whether you have an effect on other lives or whether you're invisible, " Foxworth said. "You must strike out with your fists. Attempt to make them recognize you Featured entertainment in- cluded poetry readings, a tribute to African dance by Calvin Cherry and Afro-American music by the ECU Gospel Choir and Charles Maxwell. Just hanging out. Through with classes, Missy Ellis takes time out from her busy schedule to iust hang out and say 'cheez whiz (Photo by J.D. Whitmire�Photolab) y HIE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARY?, 1989 Tired of having a zit face? Are you tired of having a zit buildup of the sebum. When this are several things you can do to face? Is waking up in the morning happens, a whitehead appears on with bumps and blemishes on your face depressing? It may af- fect vour self-image, self-confi- dence, and self- esteem. There are no exact causes of acne. Acne is a skin condition which occurs when glands secrete oil that changes to a solid white substance called sebum. Fhissub- stance, which appears in the openings of hair follicles, erupts on the surface of the skin. A severe condition occurs when the hair follicle cannot contain the the surface oi the skin. It not treated, these pimples may leave permanent scars on the skin. Health Column By Mary Elesha Adams 1 lowdovou treat acne? There better the appearance of your skin. First, you should wash your face at least twice a day- You should use a Ph-balanced soap and warm water. Another impor- tant factor in having clear skin is to eat a balanced diet. If your diet is high in tat and sugar and low in vitamins and nutrients, you are more likely to have acne. Vitamin and mineral supplements have been known to help acne suffer- ers. Such vitamins are Vitamin A (to restore balance), Vitamin B complex (to help reduce excess so- bum), and Vitamin C (to reduce infection). These vitamins can be found in fruits, vegetables, and whole grain breads. If you feel that cleansing your skin and eating a well-balanced diet is not enough for you, consult a dermatologist who will help you work out a program of treat- ment. This health column was writ- ten by Diane Scrivner, Student Health Promotion Assistant. MALPASS MUFFLER See US for all Your Automotive Needs 2616 East 10th Street G: enviUe, NC 27834 758-7676 Representatives from 75 school systems to come to Mendenhall in Education Career Day By BIN St LB Mat V ntcr couraged to meet with the repre- sentatives between 9 a.m. and noon in rooms 224, 221. and the More than 75 representatives firsl and o floor lobbies at from North Carolina. Virginia, Mendenhall Student Center. and South Carolina schools will be on campus Tuesday, February Uh at Mendenhall Student Cen- ter for this vear's Education Ca- lu cation majors or persons ted in education are en- All students exploring edu- cation as a career are certainly welcome said fim Westmore- land, assistant director of Career Planning and Placement Service. "Us a good chance for the students to talk to the representatives from out of state The ECU Career Planning and Placement Service is sponsor- ing the program to inform stu- dents about job opportunites available to teachers and others interested in the business of edu- cation. Information will be provided about teacher certification re- Liircments in other states. Stud nts are reminded that interview and resume workshops are held periodically throughout the semester to better assist them in attaining desirable employ- ment upon graduation. The time to start a job search is now. The Career Planning and Placement Service is located at the Bloxton I louse, next to Greene norm. New admission process conies as number of applications soar Continued fiom page 1 were ranked in the top bU percent of their graduating class. Under the new admissions process, stu- dents must rank in the top half of their class. The other require- ments tor admission to ECL. which includes the completion ot courses needed for graduation and a 2.0 high school GPA, re- mains unchanged. in addition, PCL's rolling admissions policy has been changed to a modified block ad- missions program. Under this system in state students must now nave their applications in by Dec. 13 to be notified by Feb. 1, and by Feb. 1 to be notified by March 13. Out of state students who got their applications in by Dec. 31 will have their applica- tions processed starting with the In-state tuition requirements are toueh for some students Continued from page 1 met all of the basic requirements and was supporting himself through loans. Again Hermes was denied. "Thev told me that 1 couldn t receive in-state tuition because a presumption that the student is just here tor an education and will return to their home state after graduation Iron said. Matt Hermes, an ECU senior, has been denied in-state resi- dency five times. Herme. a nati e of Virginia, has resided in Greenville for almost five years. He first applied for in-state re dencv in the summer ot '86. Hermes was denied but later appealed his ease to the appeals committee. He felt that this time he was more prepared since lie mv father was loaning me the money. 1 tried to tell them that 1 would be able to afford tuition myself if it was in-state. It isn't fair After appealing three more times, the case was finally sent to the State Appeals Board. 1 lerme was denied the fifth and final time. "1 thought that if I kept bugging them, that maybe they would give it to me. Now it doesn't matter because I'm graduating this May 1 lermes is just one of the many students that have been denied the in-state status at ECU. The Residency Appeals Committee reverses 20 of the cases and sustains 80. Swan speaks on heart Continued from page 1 members to make careful obser- vations and to draw conclusions using their own abilities of imagi- nation and inventiveness. Bom in Dublin, Ireland, Dr. Swan received his doctorate de- gree in physiology and went into residency at the University of London. Afterwards he had joint appointments, serving as the di- rector of graduate school in medi- cine at the University of Minne- sota and director of the cardiology laboratory at the Mayo Clinic. In 1965 he relocated to Cali- fornia to serve as director of cardi- ology at Cedar-Sinai Hospital and professor of medicine at UCLA. SHOW YOU CARE WITH . HI BALXO ONS from Anything Paper We also have CARDS, CANDY FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS &. GIFTS Call Early For Delivery Bring this Ad in for 1 FREE RED LATEX BALLOON with your purchase Bells Fork Square 355-6212 highest PGA. The university will work down the list until all appli- cation slots are filled. This will raise averages slightly for the coming Fall semester. Transfer students must still carry thirty hours oi transferable credit and a 2.0 GPA. Effective in the Fall oi 1990, however, the number oi required hours will be increased 50 percent to 45. The Join that crazed and demented Bonehead feller on the Features Page every Thursday as he redefines the meaning of sensored in Pickin' the Bones processing date for transfer stu- dents this Fall is March 1. Refer- ring to the number of applications processed for the transfer stu- dents, Owens commented that while there wasn't a processing deadline last year, the Depart- ment had to stop the admission of transfer students by April 15. "(The new enrollment pro- gram) enables us to get a better handle on the enrollment pool. I think we can do a better job of looking at the total picture now. The East Carolinian famesF.J. McKee, Directorof Advertising Advertising Representatives Scott Makey )� Keith Pear Phillip V. Cope Adam Blankensh Ashley E. Dalton DISPLAY ADVERTISING I Open Rate$4.95 Local Open Rate. 54 ! BulkRate(Contracts) Frequency (Contracts) I 100-199 col. inches$4.50 5 Insertions $4 200 299col.inches $4.40 12 25 Ji 10-399col.inches$4.30 l'1 Insertions ; 400-499col.inches$4 20 2: 500 599col.inches$4 II landabove S ; Classified Display Open Rate r Color Advertising I One Color and black � I Two Color and black$! 55 o Insertion rtions : 15 fnserttion; 5 BUSINESS HOURS: Monday-Friday 10:00-5:00 p.m. PHONE: 757-6366 RACK ROOM SHOES BRANDED SHOES Greenville Buyer's Market Memorial Drive TAKE AN Xt � Open" Monday-Saturday 10-9 Sunday 1 -6 OUR EVERYDAY LOW PRICE (Except Aigner, Nike and Reebok) THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARY 9,1989 Tired of having a zit face? Are you tired of having a zit buildup of the sebum. When this are several things you can do to face? Is waking up in the morning happens, a whitehead appears on better the appearance of your with bumps and blemishes on your face depressing? It may af- fect your self-image, self-confi- dence, and self- esteem. There are no exact causes of acne. Acne is a skin condition which occurs when glands secrete oil that changes to a solid white substance called sebum. This sub- stance, which appears in the openings of hair follicles, erupts on the surface of the skin. A severe condition occurs when the hair follicle cannot contain the the surface of the skin. If not treated, these pimples may leave permanent scars on the skin. skin. First, you' should wash your face at least twice a day. You should use a Ph-balanced soap and warm water. Another impor- f-f pall-Vi rnliimn tant factor in having clear skin is i if di n t v ui u 111 ii tocata baianceddiet if your diet is high in fat and sugar and low in vitamins and nutrients, you are more likely to have acne. Vitamin and mineral supplements have been known to help acne suffer- ers. Such vitamins are Vitamin A (to restore balance), Vitamin B By Mary Elesha Adams bum), and Vitamin C (to reduce infection). These vitamins can be found in fruits, vegetables, and whole grain breads. If you feel that cleansing your skin and earing a well-balanced diet is not enough for you, consult a dermatologist who will help you work out a program of treat- ment. This health column was writ- ten by Diane Scrivner, Student Health Promotion Assistant. MALPASS MUFFLER See US for all Tour Automotive Needs 2616 East 10th Street Greenville. NC 27834 758-7676 follicle cannot contain the How do you treat acne? There complex (to help reduce excess se- Health Promotion Assistant. Representatives from 75 school systems to come to Mendenhall in Education Career Day By BEN SELBY Staff Writer More than 75 representatives from North Carolina, Virginia, and South Carolina schools will be on campus Tuesday, February 14th, at Mendenhall Student Cen- ter for this year's Education Ca- reers Day. Education majors or persons interested in education arc en- couraged to meet with the repre- sentatives between 9 a.m. and noon in rooms 224, 221, and the first and second floor lobbies at Mendenhall Student Center. "All students exploring edu- cation as a career are certainly welcome said Jim Westmore- land, assistant director of Career Planning and Placement Service. "Itsa good chance for the students to talk to the representatives from out of state The ECU Career Planning and Placement Service is sponsor- ing the program to inform stu- dents about job opportunites available to teachers and others interested in the business of edu- cation. Information will be provided about teacher certification re- quirements in other states. Students are reminded that interview and resume workshops are held periodically throughout the semester to better assist them in attaining desirable employ- ment upon graduation. The time to start a job search is now. The Career Planning and Placement Service is located at the Bloxton House, next to Greene Dorm. New admission process comes as number of applications soar Continued from page 1 were ranked in the top bU percent of their graduating class. Under the new admissions process, stu- dents must rank in the top half of their class. The other require- ments for admission to ECU, which includes the completion of courses needed for graduation and a 2.0 high school GPA, re- mains unchanged. In addition, ECU'S rolling admissions policy has been changed to a modified block ad- missions program. Under this system in state students must now nave their applications in by Dec. 15 to be notified by Feb. 1, and by Feb. 1 to be notified by March 15. Out of state students who got their applications in by Dec. 31 will have their applica- tions processed starting with the In-state tuition requirements are tough for some students Continued from page 1 met all of the basic requirements and was supporting himself through loans. Again Hermes was denied. "They told me that I couldn't ' receive in-state tuition because a presumption that the student is just here for an education and will return to their home state after graduation Iron said. Matt Hermes, an ECU senior, has been denied in-state resi- dency five times. Hermes, a native of Virginia, has resided in Greenville for almost five years. He first applied for in-state resi- dency in the summer of '86. Hermes was denied but later appealed his case to the appeals committee. He felt that this time he was more prepared since he my father was loaning me the money. I tried to tell them that I would be able to afford tuition myself if it was in-state. It isn't fair After appealing three more times, the case was finally sent to the State Appeals Board. Hermes was denied the fifth and final time. "I thought that if I kept bugging them, that maybe they would give it to me. Now it doesn't matter because I'm graduating this May Hermes is just one of the many students that have been denied the in-state status at ECU. The Residency Appeals Committee reverses 20 of the cases and sustains 80. Swan speaks on heart Continued from page 1 members to make careful obser- vations and to draw conclusions using their own abilities of imagi- nation and inventiveness. Born in Dublin, Ireland, Dr. Swan received his doctorate de- gree in physiology and went into residency at the University of London. Afterwards he had joint appointments, serving as the di- rector of graduate school in medi- cine at the University of Minne- sota and director of the cardiology laboratory at the Mayo Clinic. In 1965 he relocated to Cali- fornia to serve as director of cardi- ology at Cedar-Sinai Hospital and professor of medicine at UCLA. SHOW YOU CARE WITH TIT A LX O 6 N 3 from Anything Paper We also have CARDS, CANDY FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS ft GIFTS Call Early For Delivery Bring this Ad in for 1 FREE RED LATEX BALLOON with your purchase Bells Fork Square 355-6212 highest PGA. The university will work down the list until all appli- cation slots are filled. This will raise averages slightly for the coming Fall semester. Transfer students must still carry thirty hours of transferrable credit and a 2.0 GPA. Effective in the Fall of 1990, however, the number of required hours will be increased 50 percent to 45. The Join that crazed and demented Bonehead feller on the Features Page every Thursday as hi redefines the meaning of sensored in Pickin' the Bones processing date for transfer stu- dents this Fall is March 1. Refer- ring to the number of applications processed for the transfer stu- dents, Owens commented that while there wasn't a processing deadline last year, the Depart- ment had to stop the admission of transfer students by April 15. "(The new enrollment pro- gram) enables us to get a better handle on the enrollment pool. I think we can do a better job of looking at the total picture now. The East Carolinian James F.J. McKce, Director of Advertising Advertising Representatives Scott Makey J- Keith Pearce Phillip V. Cope Adam Blankenship Ashley E. Dalton DISPLAY ADVERTISING Open Rate$4.95 LocalOpenRate$4.75 BulkRate(Contracts) Frequency (Contracts) 100-199col.inches$4.50 5Inscrtions(4in$4.55 200-299 col. inches$4.40 300-399 col. inches$4.30 400-499 col. inches$4.20 500-599 col. inches$4.10 600and above$4.00 Classified Display Open Rate$5.00 Color Advertising OneColorandblack$90.00 (i225$4.20 TwoColorand black$155.00 (1225")$4.50 10Insertions(4m $4.50 (1225-)$4.45 15Insertions(4-m $4.45 (ir-2F)$4.40 20 Insertions 4in$4.40 ay-2si$4.35 25 Insertions (4-11")$4.35 BUSINESS HOURS: Monday-Friday 10:00-5:00 p.m. PHONE: 757-6366 �- i THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARYS 1989 3 Students re-live rape horrors (CPS)� It was 3:45 on an "1 was just thinking Get this security became a major poitical early September morning. A care- guy out of the house He left, and issue on some campuses, free atmosphere hung over the 1 just kind oi chased him out the Students marched and rallied University of Illinois campus, but door. 1 just kept yelling, Get out of angrily after attacks against my house women at Brown, Marquette, Blakey ran to the victim's Millersville State, Duke, Mankato room. "I went in her room and she State, Yale and Northwest Mis- the feeling would not last long. Residents of an off-campus house were about to confront a sexual assailant. Unfortunateley,thisisnotthe plot of a cheap, violent horror movie. The incident happened in -a college community. It happened to a student, someone a lot like you. It will happen again. "I heard this loud bang and woke up savs Steve Blakey, one of the victim's roommates. "I looked around to see where my baseball bat was the back door was open, with the frame shat- tered I was scared, I just knew someone broke in Others were awakened by their female roommmate's terri- fied scream. But before they even heard the scream, the stranger had been roaming from room to room stalking a victim, passing over rooms with a combination of male and female occupants. One resident actually saw the assailant but was too sleepy to realize it was a stranger. was walking toward the door sanng 'Oh my God, Oh my god The assailant, a man police say may have assaulted nine oth- ers in the Champaign. 111 area, did not rape the student, but he did beat her severely. souri State univeristies, as well as the universities of Wisconsin-Mil- waukee, Pennsylvania, Minne- sota, and, of course, Illinois. Their anger was articulated by two reports that sharply criti- cized the way schools handle rape "I le ripped off her shorts and and sexual assault. In August, the underwear and she was nude from the bottom down, " ex- plained another roommmate, who does not want to be identi- fied because she feels uncomfort- able discussing the incident. "We figure he might have kicked her in the face "Ten more seconds and he probably would have raped her Blakey said. Rape Treatment Center of Santa Monica (Cal.) Hospital publicly called on college presidents to step up efforts to prevent rape, blasting many existing policies as insensitive and ineffective. And in October, the Associa- tions of American Colleges charged campuses with fostering sexist climates that encourage sexual harassment, discriminatin, Although rape iscertainlv not sexual assaults and rape, new to the Illinois campus, last At Illinois, the number of fall the campus community was reported sexual assults on cam- especially on guard because of the pus has increased dramatically series oi rapes committed by the during the last few years. In 1983, assailant. In many instances, the students reported seven assaults. shrubs that obstruct walkways and beefing up security person- nel, said Paul Dobcl, the committee's chairman and associ- ate vice chancellor of administra- tive affairs. But budge cuts have limited resources, he said. "People have to modify their behavior University Police Chief Paul Dollins said, adding that when the sun goes down, the dangers for women increase on campus. But avoiding walking alone at night, carrying a can of mace or wearing a whistle is not enough in many cases. The assailant who attacked Blakey's roommate kicked in a deadbolted back door and broke open the victim's locked bedroom door. And that student's life will never be the same. When the woman returned home a few days after the attack, she did not dis- cuss the situation. Her roommates thought she was all right. About three weeks later, she left school. 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As he started up the Univorsitv in Marviand, college O'Shaughnessv, assistant dean of tairstothefirstfloor.heheardhis from aroumi lhc count, studcn� After hearing the noise, Blakey, a senior, searched the darkness oi the laundrv room but Bv 1987, that number increased to 26. "The reporting has increased, but I don't think that the crime is the rise said Mary Ellen on roommate let out "a terror-tvpe ot nightmarish scream. "I took the bat and started banging it against the wall and yelling Get the fuck out of my house Students in neighboring apartment buildings later reported they could hear Blakey's enraged threats in their own homes. Suddenly, the assailant came around the corner back door, his place of entrv. 'This guv saw me with the base- ball bat Blakey said. "He �topped for a second with .iis eyes srpened wide. estimated as manv as one out of every four college women has suffered as sexual assault. Serial rapists have targetted campuses, which are open, unse- cureand marked bv dark areas, as well. During the last two school years, Michigan State University and University oi California at Santa Barbara have suffered mi "the throufih dismaying, frightening series of sex crimes. With the pain, fear and head- lines, too, has come an incresed focus on dale rape at many- schools. And, during fall, women's On the rise or not, the effects of rape are devastating. "You think about it all the time. Some women become ob- sessed with it said Anna Marie Giro of Rape Crisis Services in Champaign. Illinois, like many other schools, has increased efforts to ease the danger and fear. And like many other schools, the effective- ness of Illinois' efforts is limited. The university rape aware- ness committee, established in 1982, is working to make the campus more secure by provid- ing better lighting, removing ell Week' fraternity pranks kill animals MrchtsrafrState and U. of Wasfiirifrofr College Financial Resources J 205 E. 13th Street Mail Coupon To: Greenville. NC 27858 1 757l1j543 J (CFS)� Less than two weeks after a rooster was killed during a "University of Washington frater- " itv stunt, greek hijinks have claimed another animal's life this - time at Michigan State University vlamb. The three-month-old lamb ied Jan. 18 after it was stolen from the MSU sheep barn by igma Chi members, tied to the -fraternity's porch and left alone, according to The State News, the MSU student newspaper. "They tied it to the porch and the animal r t excited and jumped off the porch said -George Good, MSU's sheep barn manager. "Whoever tied it (used) a slip knot, and the longer the lamb struggled, the tighter the knot got until it suffocated Good said such pranks occur :rlhree or four times a year during rush and initiation at fraternities and sororities. "These pranks look fine and dandy Good said. "And my blood pressure has stayed pretty 3ow until this point. "We usually find them in a Isorority shower or a dorm room and things turn out fine. This time Read The Bast Carolinian. Every Tues. and Thurs. they didn't. Doug Olson, Sigma Chi vice president, said fraternities often pull such pranks, but without such results. "It has happened in the past and I hope this will put an end to it Olson said. "This is not con- doned. It's a sick joke to play University of Washington officials, meanwhile, still are in- vestigating allegations that two Delta Upsilon members threw a rooster from a classroom balcony during a human sexuality class. The bird was killed by the' fall. Pranksters have thrown birds into the class during past semes- ters as well, but witnesses say the rooster was killed because it was thrown backwards and couldn't use its wings. "To the best of my knowl- edge, the DUs are not responsible for what happened, but we are ooking into the incident Delta MKMK Jpsilon President Brian Crooper said. "1 have checked around and have not found anything out But fraternity insiders told The Daily, Washington's student newpaper that Cropper was in- volved and that their house had a tradition of releasing roosters into classrooms during "Hell Week "We are just sick of the whole thing said one DU member who requested anonymity. "When I heard about what happened I felt that it had gone too far Mike Walsh, another DU member, said his house does keep roosters during "Hell Week "But they are just for the pledges to take care of he added. "The activity definitely is not a house-condoned activity Walsh said of the rooster's death. 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Make sure that vour clothes are clean 11 pressed Some self proclaimed professionals sa, that you should work vour way up to vour best looking suit In other words, save the best for last to make the lasting impress when it comes down to the final cut This makes sense until you consider that you want to make a good enough impression at the first interview to be asked back for the second This is a decision you must make for yourself MENS WEAR Downtown Greenville Carolina East Mall Tarrytown Mall Rocky Mount THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARY 9, 1989 3 Students re-live rape horrors (CPS)� It was 3:45 on an "1 was just thinking 'Get this security became a major poitical early September morning. A care- guy out of the house Fie left, and issue on some campuses, free atmosphere hung over the I just kind of chased him out the Students marched and rallied University of Illinois campus, but door. I just kept yellingGet out of angrily after attacks against the feeling would not last long. Residents of an off-campus house were about to confront a sexual assailant. Unfortunateley,thisisnot the plot of a cheap, violent horror movie. The incident happened in a collegecommunitv. It happened to a student, someone a lot like you. It will happen again. "I heard this loud bang and woke up' savs Steve Blakey, one ot the victim's roommates. "I looked around to see where my baseball bat was the back door was open, with the frame shat- tered 1 was scared, I just knew someone broke in Others were awakened bv their female roommmate's terri- fied scream. But before they even heard the scream, the stranger had been roaming from room to room stalking a victim, passing over rooms with a combination oi male and female occupants. One resident actually saw the assailant but was too sleepy to realize it was a stranger. After hearing the noise, Blakev, a senior, searched the darkness oi the laundrv room but found no one. As he started up the stairs to the first floor, he heard his roommate let out "a terror-type oi nightmarish scream. "I took the bat and started banging it against the wall and vellme Get the fuck out oi my house Students in neighboring apartment buildings later reported they could hear Blakev's enraged threats in their own homes. mv house Blakey ran to the victim's room. "I went in her room and she was walking toward the door saying Oh my God, Oh my god The assailant, a man police say mav have assaulted nine oth- ers in the Champaign. 111 area, did not rape the student, but he did beat her severelv. women at Brown, Marquette, Millersville State, Duke, Mankato State, Yale and Northwest Mis- souri State univeristies, as well as the universities of Wisconsin-Mil- waukee, Pennsylvania, Minne- sota, and, of course, Illinois. Their anger was articulated bv two reports that sharply criti- cized the way schools handle rape underwear and she was nude from the bottom down, ex- plained another roommmate, who does not want to be identi- fied because she feels uncomfort- able discussing the incident. "We figure he might have kicked her in the face "Ten more seconds and he probably would have raped her Blakey said. Although rape is certainly not new to the Illinois campus, last fall the campus community was especially on guard because of the series oi rapes committed bv the assailant. In many instances, the rapes occurred while women were sleeping in their own beds. Illinois is not alone. At a mid- January conference on campus violence held at Towson State University in Maryland, college police from around the country estimated as manv as one out of every four college women has suffered as sexual assault. Serial rapists have targettcd campuses, which are open, unse- cure and marked by dark areas, as well. During the last two school years, Michigan State University and University of California at Suddenly, the assailant came SuantJ "��� have suffered around the'corner toward the through dismaying, frightening back door, his place of entrv. "I le ripped off her shorts and and sexual assault. In August, the This guv saw me with the base- Sgbail bat Blakey said. "He jsptopped for a second with. iis eyes �f�opened wide. series of sex crimes. With the pain, fear and head- lines, too, has come an increased focus on date rape at many schools. And, during fall, women's Rape Treatment Center of Santa Monica (Cal.) Hospital publicly called on college presidents to step up efforts to prevent rape, blasting many existing policies as insensitive and ineffective. And in October, the Associa- tions of American Colleges charged campuses with fostering sexist climates that encourage sexual harassment, discriminatin, sexual assaults and rape. At Illinois, the number of reported sexual assults on cam- pus has increased dramatically during the last few years. In 1983, students reported seven assaults. Bv 1987, that number increased to 26. "The reporting has increased, but I don't think that the crime is on the rise said Mary Ellen O'Shaughnessy, assistant dean oi students. On the rise or not, the effects of rape are devastating. "You think about it all the time. Some women become ob- sessed with it said Anna Marie Gire of Rape Crisis Services in Champaign. Illinois, like many other schools, has increased efforts to ease the danger and fear. And like manv other schools, the effective- ness of Illinois' efforts is limited. The university rape aware- ness committee, established in 1982, is working to make the campus more secure by provid- ing better lighting, removing shrubs that obstruct walkways and beefing up security person- nel, said Paul Dobel, the committee'schairman and associ- ate vice chancellor of administra- tive affairs. But budge cuts have limited resources, he said. "People have to modify their behavior University Police Chief Paul Dollins said, adding that when the sun goes down, the dangers for women increase on campus. But avoiding walking alone at night, carrying a can of mace or wearing a whistle is not enough in many cases. The assailant who attacked Blakev's roommate kicked in a J deadbolted back door and broke open the victim's locked bedroom door. And that student's life will never be the same. When the woman returned home a few days after the attack, she did not dis- cuss the situation. Her roommates thought she was all right. About three weeks later, she left school. 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The three-month-old lamb died Jan. 18 after it was stolen from the MSU sheep barn by Sigma Chi members, tied to the fraternity's porch and left alone, according to The State News, the MSU student newspaper. "They tied it to the porch and the animal got excited and jumped off the porch said George Good, MSU's sheep barn manager. "Whoever tied it (used) a slip knot, and the longer the lamb struggled, the tighter the knot got until it suffocated Good said such pranks occur three or four times a year during rush and initiation at fraternities and sororities. "These pranks look fine and dandy Good said. "And my blood pressure has stayed pretty low until this point. "We usually find them in a sorority shower or a dorm room and things turn out fine. This time they didn't Doug Olson, Sigma Chi vice president, said fraternities often pull such pranks, but without such results. "It has happened in the past and I hope this will put an end to it Olson said. "This is not con- doned. 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Mikc Walsh another DU The bird was killed by the tall. member, said his house does keep Pranksters have thrown birds roosters during �Hcll Week into the class during past semes- -But thev are ust for thc ters as well, but witnesses say the pigto take care of he added, rooster was killed because it was �Tho activity definitely is not thrown backwards and couldn't a house-condoned activity Walsh said of the rooster's death. use its wings. "To the best of my know! edge, the DUs are not responsible for what happened, but we are ooking into the incident Delta 30C "I cannot believe that anybody would intentionally try to kill an animal just for a joke one 30C mmmA � Read The East Carolinian. Every Tues. and Thurs. uw�w� FEELING LOW? UNCERTAIN? NEED Hf LP? 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Dressing for thc Interview: Every interviewer will agree that the way you are dressed foi the interview is ex- tremely important Many potential employers will insped you from head to toe When you considei that many com panies uill interview more than one-hun died applicants foi a position, it makes good sense to insure that you're properly dressed. A dark suit, preferably a navy, navj, pinstripe, grey, or grey pinstripe, should be worn for the first meeting A white shirt should he worn for each in terview (some large companies require that their employees wear nothing hut white shirts) A conservative stripe or foulard tie is preferred Don't make the mistake of wear ing a linen tie in the winter or a wool one during spring or summei A burgundy stripe with some navy blue and or grey usually looks verv nice with either of the aforemen tioned suits Dark shoes, preferably a dark leather tassel or lace up is best Light colored ifers won't cut it (a fresh shine would be a good ideal too) Wear a belt that matches vour shoes We wa � . . � � si �' � Austii R. : � � ' - �" � S '�' � � ' - nan. Chaps U e u ii � � makt - � '� � A navy blazer is permissible But I �� tsl be worn properly with a conserv �tiv( sti � tie Cjrey pants are generally the � � si I wear with the blazer ikhak; an I isua for an interview) Again, dark shoes best Make sure that y u thes are clean pressed Some self-proclaimed profess rials say that vou should work vour way up to . best looking suit In other words save the best for last to make the lasting impress when it comes down to the final cut This makes sense until vou lei that vou want to make a good enough impression at the first interview to be asked back foi the second This is a decision you must make for yourself oPPmans MENS WEAR Downtown Greenville Carolina Hast Mall Tarrvtown Mall Rockv Mount i uUje Rust Carolinian Seromt the Eaf Csofmi mmpu OMtmamty since 9J Pete Fernald, c��iM��,�r Stephanie Folsom, �.�� n� James F.J. McKee, ������ Ah��w Tim Hampton, .� &� Brad Bannister, c e� KR1STEN HALBERCSporhEjuo, JEFF PARKER, Sty mm,m Chip Carter, re�, Tom Furr, o�toi m,� Susan Hovvell, ����, M��rr Debbie Stevens, w Dean Waters,&�� m Stepi ianie Emoryu t� supers Stephanie Singleton, q &.�� Mac Clark, Bsm� m-dui February 1989 OPINION Page 4 Pirate Walk Legislation will be introduced Monday to the SGA asked for an abolition of Pirate Walk, an unthink- able idea initially but hardly so after looking into the numbers of people who use it. When only 85 people in a semester use a service which the SGA appropriates well over a thou- sand dollars for, then there's a prob- lem. Pirate Walk was used in election campaigns last year to sway stu- dents' votes, but obviously those who cast the ballots don't use the service. It's almost humorous how so many people were stirred on an issue but don't care about its results. To stand behind this legislation is the only sensible thing to do. The escort service is running on money from the SGA, which is running on money from the students.This is not university money from the state that is funding Pirate Walk; it's the stu- dents' money. And even if it were the state's money, why throw away money that could be used for other things, such as the poor lighting around campus our administrators are looking into but don't yet have the cash to do something about? If the SGA votes to get rid of Pirate Walk there will be those an- gered, but if numbers don't lie there should be no more than 85 females on this campus upset.Possibly fewer if many of those who called for walks may have called more than once, thereby lowering the number of actual callers. It does seem a shame to say goodbye to an escort service com- pletely, since those who do or would use it come out as the real losers. Luckily, there are alternatives. The idea of Campus Security taking on an improved version of Pirate Walk has been discussed and, at this point, seems the best solution. That is, if Campus Security is will- ing. If so few are using the service, then it would be easy for Campus Security to take on the chore of walking those who call for an escort. The author of the legislation, Marty Helms, said Campus Security wouldn' t have to act as a taxi service, but merely include Pirate Walk du- ties as a part of their student reserve's duties. It seems more reasonable to take advantage of campus security in their efforts to make the campus a safer place than to spend all the extra SGA money that could instead be used for something more students would use or at least benefit from. ,�ban,� CAPES if -rmv CANCBL it? Lite, TJT PANGS AM I GOlM-TOBeM wywy,R�6HT? '��� Classified a dvertisement deemed distasteful Dear Editor: For the past few months, the "East Carolinian" has repeatedly printed a classified advertisement headed "Abortion The ad is very disturbing, as it informs a reader of "low cost termination" and goes on to disclose the logos of the two major credit cards which are accepted at the center. I am neither favoring nor de- nouncing abortion; I am merely pointing out how di stasteful and rep- rehensible a reader may perceive this. I realize that the ad was probably not composed by members of the "East Carolinian staff, but I do want to point out that a new paper has the right to refuse any ad it finds offen- sive. 1 know this is true for all newpa- pers which are designed for profit. If you are requred by law or school policy to print all you receive, then I understand your compulsion to print the ad. If you see nothing disputable in the ad, then I have to respect your rifcht to an opinion. Otherwise, I want �to remind yon that your purpose is to serve the people associated with East Carolina University not cater to sponsors which may or may not have everyone's best interest in mind. Hope Carter Senior Broadcasting Where's God? Dear Editor: 1 wasn't surprised to see Pent- house slander Jimmy Swaggart re- cently. A fine example of our Liberal Media's mind pollution epidemic. Students, this calls for standard re- sponse 41C: Call him a hypocrite; buy the magazine pronto; justifv your own problems; harden your heart to God again. Brother Swaggart is going to sue for libel. Good. I hope he gets everv penny of their porno profits. It takes money to preach the gospel to every creature. But the profit is there be- cause America likes to "read" that crap. Who gave Penthouse Magazine the right to judge Jimmy Swaggart? A magazine that condones alcohol and drug abuse, premarital sex, adultery, and every kind of sexual perversion under the sun is calling him a hypo- crite? This country needs help fast. We've gone from "One Nation Un- der God" to a society whose only place for God is in front of a four- letter word, in practically no time. And the stress cracks are starting to show. But it's gonna get worse. A lot worse. Fast. Pec pie are so busy crying wolf at Christians, trying to cover their own guilt, that they shut their hearts to the good news, the fact is, Jesus is the only thing that will be able to deliver you from the coming darkness. You know it, way down deep. You need to listen to what Jimmy Swaggart is saying, not what a bunch of lost dogs are saying about him. Christians are forgiven when we sin. It's just a sincere prayer away You can be, too. It's a free gift, and Ws the only thing that is going to take away the guilt. You've tried everying else. When are you gonna stop run- ning? Everybody meets Jesus some- time. He wants to be your savior, but if you insist he will be your judge. Ifs up to you. Vincc Worthington Junior' IND The land-based missile problem finds a solution By BARRY BLECHMAN New Republic It was 20 years ago � January 1969 � that the Soviet Union first tested an intercontinental ballistic missile with multiple warheads. Deputy Secretary of Defense David Packard was the first American of- ficial to voice publicly the ominous implications: If they give the SS-9 three individually guided war- heads with high accuracy and high yield � which they are fully capable of doing � then they triple their threat to Minuteman missilesl and remove our confidence that that portion of our deterrent can survive in adequate numbers. This is a danger which we cannot ignore. Thus was born the central prob- lem of American strategic planning for the past two decades: the vulnerability of our land-based mis- siles, which form one of the three retaliatory legs (along with sea-based and air-based nuclear weap- ons) that we count on to deter a Soviet nuclear strike. It's a problem that four presidents, six secretaries of defense, dozens of senators, hundreds of generals, and thousands of analysts have so far proved unable to solve. ; The fall of Phnom Penh and Saigon, skyjackings and hostage takings, the fall of the dollar and the greenhouse effect, the crack epidemic � to hear some people tell it, you'd think all of this and more was due to Minuteman's vulnerability. In 1980 Norman Podhoretz said with a straight face that Iranian militants would never have dared seize the American Embassy in Tehran had all three legs of our triad been secure. These days few people believe that the problem is quite that consequential. But the search for a solution goes on. It will be taken up early in the Bush administration, which will choose between two competing solutions: (a) hundreds of small, mobile, one-or two-warhead Midgetman missiles (price tag: upward of $30 billion); or (b) tens of large, mobile, ten-warhead MX missiles (about half that price). Reflection on the last 20 years of vulnerability sug- gests that neither of these options makes sense, and that a much cheaper solution is available. All told, 50, 60, maybe 70 basing schemes for a Minuteman replacement have been explored. Bil- lions of dollars have been spent, bringing jobs to thousands of engineers and technicians, profits to defense industry stockholders and foundation grants to scores of thinkers from Palo Alto to Capitol Hill. The search has not been without its amuse- ments. One of my personal favorites was the plan to deploy new missiles in the Western deserts of the United States, each on an asterisk configuration of railroad track. At the end of each leg of each asterisk, tens of miles long, would be a hardened concrete garage. Each missile would sit in normal times on its launcher in the center of its asterisk. But upon being warned of a Soviet attack, the missile would auto- matically select one leg of the asterisk, charge down the track, and hide in the garage. I always picture one of Herblock's scowling H-bombs, looking furtively around before slamming the garage door behind it. Other proposals were less charming, but they had their compensations. During the Ford admini- stration, for example, there was the plan to base the MX, already designated Minuteman's successor, in tunnels dozens of miles long; the missiles to be invented for digging the tunnels. The idea was dropped when an analyst realized that a nuclear blast anywhere in the neighborhood could shift the earth sufficiently to make firing the missile impos- sible. Then there was Jimmy Carter's "race track" scheme, involving the paving of large parts of Utah and Nevada. This plan had the misfortune of antago- nizing the constituents of Senator Paul Laxalt. After junking the race track at Laxalt's behest, the Reagan administration had to work long and hard to find an alternative. The first idea was called "Dense-pack" (dunce-pack, to its detractors). This plan would have deployed the MX in silos, like Minuteman, but would have placed the silos very close together. Then, if all went well, the first incoming Soviet warhead to detonate would wipe out its fellow in- coming warheads, an effect labeled "fratricide Few people ever took Dense-pack seriously; it sounded good in theory, but testing the theory posed practical difficulties. The Reagan administration also toyed with the idea of burying the MX miles beneath granite moun- tains, where the missiles would be able to ride out wave after wave of Soviet attacks. When the smoke cleared, the missiles would be programmed to rise to the surface, a process that might take days if not weeks, and, like avenging angels, automatically launch themselves against the attacker. The scheme satisfied the requirements of deterrence, but the missiles would have been useless for fighting nu- clear wars, and the idea was dropped. Instead, the Air Force began to develop a rail-mobile launcher for MX. At least 50 missiles would ride on special trains, normally kept on military bases but "flushed" dur- ing crises to cruise the nation's rail system. There is only one logical objection to this plan, it one is contemplating fighting protracted nuclear wars, or launching one's own pre-emptive nuclear attack, a modern force of large and survivable ICBMs is a must. Their speed and accuracy, their se- cure and reliable communications, and their target- ing flexibility make them the weapon of choice for nuclear war-fighters. In the end, the arguments for modernizing the ICBM force have more to do with plans to fight nuclear wars than with a desire to deter them. But fighting large-scale nuclear wars and launching preemptive strikes are strategic capabili- ties that this nation should have no use for. Somehow, the country has survived for 20 years with vulnerable ICBMs. We've even had a few laughs along the way, and made a buck or two. We've stood tall, at times, and become the envy of the rest of the world. Maybe it's time to declare the Minuteman problem solved. My children will never know the tranquility of having invulnerable land- based missiles; like the Brooklyn Dodgers and the Automat, this delight will repose only in the memo- ries of my generation. But at least they can see an end to this endless debate, and to the billions we have thrown into the fruitless quest. �$� f . V THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARY V, 1989 5 Classifieds FOR RENT FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED: Immediately. Non-smoker. To share 3 bedroom house Will have own bedroom. 175 00 per month plus 13 utilities. 5 minutes from school Call Pamela at 738 7142 FOR RENT: 3 blocks from campus Two bedroom duplex $295 a month Residents moving and wants person to take over lease Lease until August Call Chip or Tim at 757-6366. ROOMMATE NEEDED Stratford Arms To share 2 bedroom apt, 1 2 utili- ties Free cable SlTPmonth. Call 756- 51 S3 or 524-5354 on weekends FOR RENT Bedroom in house. Near ECU campus Utilities included Whole house privileges. $165 00 per month Call 758-1274 after r 00 p m FOR RENT 1 bedroom upstairs apt. Screened-in porch Utilities included. Near ECU campus $250.00 per month Call 758-1274 after 6 00 p m MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED Staf- ford Arms. 5165 00mo. plus 1 2 electric Private room Available now. Call 355- 4547 Ask for Brad. FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED: To share 3 bedroom apartment at Eastbrook. Onlv $120 00month and 13 unities Available March 1st. Call 752-3678. ROOMMATE NEEDED To share 3 bed room apt. with 2 other females. $173.00 per month plus 13 utilities, Plantation apts. 355-6731 MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED Imme- diately to share 2 bedroom Apt. Will have own bedroom $145.00 per month plus 1 2 utilities Deposit negotiable. Call 752- 7454 FEMALE STUDENTS WANTED: To rent spacious three bedroom house. Call 756-1971. Leave a Message MALE ROOMMATE NEEDED: To share two bedroom townhouse at 206 Ash St. 3 Tar River Apartments. $150.00 rent for your own room plus 13 of utilities Stop bv or call 758-5682 The month of February is Free! ROOMS FOR RENT Available now� 2 blocks from campus; $150 per month. Short term lease available- call 757-11202 for details. APARTMENT FOR RENT 2 BR 1 block from campus, fully furnished. Semester lease, washer-dryer. $300month, call 757-0202 and ask for Ronnie. AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY Nice spacious apt Close to campus. Mo depstt necessary $140 a month and 1 2 utilities. Please call 752-8843 Ask for Anthonv. FOR SALE: Nice big sofa and a sofa chair $40 00. TRS 80 COLOR COMPUTER III Brand new, with disk drive, programs, blank disks and more. $300.00 Call Frank 355- 0793 leave message. FOR SALE: Luxman R-404 35 watt digital synthesized stereo receiver. Still in box. $100.00. Call Howard at 830-1532. FOR SALE Photorron with accessories, all instructions, literature and boxes Only 6 months old $350 00. Call Howard at 830-1532 SERVICES OFFERED PARTY: If you are having a party and need a D.j for the best music available for parties: Dance, Top 40, & Beach. Call 355- 2781 and ask for Morgan. WORD PROCESSING AND PHOTO- COPYING SERVICES: We offer typing and photocopying services. We also sell software and computer diskettes. 24 hours in and out. Guaranteed typing on paper up to 20 hand written pages. We repair computers and printers also. Low- est hourly rate in town. SDF Professional Computer Services, 106 East 5th Street (beside Cubbies) Greenville, NC 752- 3694. NEED A D.J Hire the ELBO D.J. Call early and book for your formal or party. 758-1700, ask for Dillon or leave a mes- sage PAPERS TYPEDRESUMES COM- POSED: Call 756-9136. HELP WANTED FOR SALE ATTENTION - GOVERNMENT SEIZED VEHICLES: From $100.00. Fords, Mercedes, Corvettes, Chews. Sur- plus Buyers Guide 602-838-8885 Ext. A- 5285. LASER PRINTER USERS! HP and Apple laser printer toner cartridges can be recycled' Huge SS savings. Satisfaction guaranteed. For details call RANDMONT at 1 -800-332-3658. AMSTRAD PC 1512. IBM compatible, 20 MB hard drive 360 KB disk drive, mouse, color monitor, microsoft MSDOS V3.2, digital research DOS plus, "GEM Desk- top "Gem Paint "Gem Doodle "Basic 2 Assorted games & business software included. Make offer. 756-6805. FOR SALE Earth Cruiser, like new S125 neg 758-8891. FOR SALE: Sen win Beach Cruiser. Like new�$100. 758-8891 FOR SALE: Sachs Moped 1980. 450 miles. Excellent to get around campus. $500 758- 8891. CLOTHES GALORE Sizes 6-14. Guess Gasoline jeans, outfits priced from $1- 25.00. Guys stuff too. 355-6731. 10 SPEED BIKE FOR SALE: Girls free spirit, very good condition 50 dollar, 752- 4224 after 6:00 p.m. Day tune call 752-2814 leave message. MOTORCYCLE FOR SALE: Yamaha 360 street bike Two helmets. Good condition. $600.00 Call 752-4224 after 6, daytime call 752-2814, leave message. BIKE FOR SALE: Panasonic 2000 10 speed. Like new, onlv ridden once Retail $225.00, sell for $75'00. Must sell�355- 0764. IBM- Color monitor with stand, also CGA card; like new, $250.00 Phone. 758-2400, ask for Tnsh FOR SALE Beautiful 3 BR, 2 1 2 bath con- dominium fan Quail Ridge. Jenn-aire range quality dishwasher, disposal, nice wallpaper. 3rd bedroom has built-in bookshelves and desk-perfect for an office' Cable hook-up included, pool, ten- nis courts, clubhouse use, and social ac- tivities. Very nice community. Call Stephanie at 757-6769 or after 5:30 at 756- 7846 oi details. CAN YOU BUY: Jeeps, Cars, 4 X 4'sseized � dni "ids for under $100.00? Call for facts today. 602-837-3401. Ext. 711. FEMALE RESIDENT COUNSELOR: Interested in those with human service background wishing to gain valuable experience in the field. No monetary compensation, however room, utilities and phone provided. Mary Smith REAL Crisis Center 758-HELP. FREE SPRING BREAK VACATION IN CANCUN Become a College Tours rep- resentative on your campus and get a free trip Nothing to buy�we provide every- thing you need It's a little work for alot of fun! Call 1-800-727-0005. RESORT HOTELS: Cruisehnes, Airlines, & Amusement Parks, NOW accepting ap- plications or spring and summer jobs, in- ternships, and career positions. For more information and an application: write National Collegiate Recreation Service; P.O BoV ft074; Hilton Head, SC 29938. NEW ENGLAND BROTHERSISTER CAMPS: (Mass.) Mah-Kee-Nac for Boys Danbee for Girls. Counselor positions for Program Specialists: All Team Sports, especially Baseball, Basketball, Field 1 fockey, Soccer and Volleyball; 25 Tennis openings; also Archery, Riflery and Bik- ing other openings include Performing Arts, Fine Arts, Yearbook, Photography, Cooking, Sewing, Rollerskating, Rock- etry, Ropes, Camp Craft; All Waterfront activities (Swimming, Skiing, Sailing, Windsurfing, CanoeingKayak). Inquire J & D Camping (Boys) 190 Linden Ave Glen Ridge, NJ 07028; Action Camping (Girls) 263 Main Road, Monrville, NJ 07045. Phone (Boys) 201-429-8522; (Girls) 201-3166660. ATTENTION - HIRING Government jobs - your area Many immediate open- ings without waiting list or test. $17,840- $69,45. Call 602-838-8885. Ext. R5285. OVERSEAS JOBS: Also Cruiseships. S10,000-S105,000yr Now Hiring! 320 Listings! (1) 805-687-6000 Ext. OJ-1166. CABIN COUNSELORS & INSTRUC- TORS: (Male and Female) for western North Carolina 8 week children's camp. Over 30 activities including Water Ski, Tennis, Heated swimming pool, Go- Karts, Hiking, Art. Room, meals, salary and travel. Experience not necessary. Non-smoking students write for applica- tionbrochure: Camp Pinewood, 20205-1 N.E. 3 Court, Miami, Florida 33179. SOCCER COACHES NEEDED: The Greenville Recreation and 'arks Depart- ment is recruiting for 10-14 part-time soc- cer coaches for the Spring Indoor Soccer program Applicants must possess some knowledge in soccer skills aid have pa- tience to work with youth. Applicants must be able to coach young people, ages 5-18 'n soccer fundamentals. Hours ap- proximately 3-7 p.m. Monday through rriday. Some night and weekend coach- ing. Program will extend from March 13, 1989 to May, 1989. Salary rate starts at S3.55 hr Application will be accepted starting Mon February 6. Contact Ben James at 830-4550 or 830-4543 CHALLENGING SUMMER JOBS WITH OUTDOOR FUN, SALARY &: Rmbd in camps for disabled persons. Need malefemale camp counselors, life- guards and specialists in food service, horseback riding, canoeing & camping in beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains or near Eastern Shore. Great experience for any future career! Training provided. Apply ASAP to CAMP EASTER SEAL, Box 54, Roanoke, VA 24012, (703) 362-1656. PERSONALS THE BROTHERS AND PLEDGES OF PI KAPPA PHI Would like to wish the little sisters a very Happy Valentine's Day. Feb- ruary 14 is soon here, A holiday with lots of cheer. Yes, Valentine's Day is on its way. Are the little sisters of Pi Kappa Phi ready to Partaaay! EVEN THOUGH THE MUSIC STOPPED: At 2:00, we headed to 214 to continue. We drank and we talked, how did we ever make it until 400? Here's to Roseball '89, Thanks for a great time! � Stephanie, Lisa and Patty. CHRIS, BRUCE AND CHUCK: We were in our seats by 6:45. Little did we know how fast our buzzes would take a nose dive. Dinner and awards were over by 9:00, this was just the beginning of an awe- some time Once again our buzzes were enhanced. Who would have guessed how much we could dance? SIGMA SIGMA SIGMA: Looking for ward to partying with you this Saturday night! Get ready for a hell of a time! � Love the Alpha Sigs. ALPHA SIGS GET READY The big weekend starts tomorrow. Conclave promises to be great. ALPHA SIGMA PHI CONGRATU- LATES ITS NEW PLEDGE CLASS OF SPRING '89: Dean Smith, Scott Street, Bryan Crisp, John Amrens, Mike Curtis, Bryan Berning, Gordon Scott, Glenn Burns, Jim I layes, Anthony Adams, Vince Boyd, Jay Surles, Todd Vasta. Get ready for your best semester ever. BROTHERS OF SIGMA TAU GAMMA We made our appointment for last Thurs- day night To get "IMMUNIZED" and start feelin' alright. The "Measles Social" was a novel idea. You dressed and im- pressed with your brotherly cheer. Through "three-man" and "suck-and- blow" we got together, Getting to know one another much better. Not knowing what destination we'd reach, Six of us wound up at Atlantic Beach. These memorable good times, we find very rare. So please don't forget us. There's much more to share! Thanks for the memories" You guys are real gems A good time was indeed had bv all Let's do it again some- time soon �Love, the Beta Sigma Pledge Class of Alpha Phi WHAT MAKES FOR EXCITING PER- SONAL RELATIONSHIPS?: For a free mail survey, write: Relationships, Box 5142, Station A, Wilkes-Barre, PA 18710. SIGMA NU: Congratulations on all of your new pledges! Also, Thank You for your hard work during little sister rush. We are looking forward to a fun-filled semester. �Love, your little sisters. ANNE: The rhymes you wrote were cute and funny, but can't compare to the big bunny. The potato was great but whaf a surprise. Sure did turn red, wish you could have seen your eyes. You're a great friend �Love ya, Amy. SINGERS WANTED If you've sung in a chorus and would be interested in a low- pressure singing experience, come and sing in Choral Lab. 3-4 Mon. & Wed Fac ulty Welcome. Call Dr. Rhonda Fleming, 757-6331 for more information. LOST ID behind the Attic Sat night Initials on ID. are VS.�was in blue leather ID. holder $50 reward if returned. Please contact Pam or Tricia at 752-6105 or 758-6731. PLEASE! GIRLS, GUYS: Poolside parties and ma- jor tanning at Daytona Beach, Spring Break '89. Call Keith, Kelly, Ron and Wayne at 752-4693 for more information NEED HELP: With house cleaning, yard work, baby-sitting, etc.? RENT-A- BROTHER, 18 Feb. 1989. Call PI II SIGMA PI 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. M-F 758-7535 or 752- 9723. THE WEEKEND BEGAN: At No 17 AOPi's and their dates, you know what I mean Things went rockin' into the night. Beverages went dry, Oh what a fright Saturday arrived, Roseball was here. We went to the Ramada full of good cheer. Dinner was great, the toasts were grand Bob had us giggin'�he's our favorite DJ Man. Once again AOPi's danced into the early hours. Angle, our great soaal chair- man, fell into the shower. It's about time Jere found Lauri so dear, she finally got her Theta Chi lavalier. Sunday came, the festivities had ended. Most heads hurt, they needed to be mended. The formal was a success it was truly fine, Roseball 1989 was definitely Devine! THE BETA PSI PLEDGE CLASS OF PI KAPPA PHI. Wants to send you to see Bon Jovi, Feb. 18, at the Dean Dome. For $1.00 you will receive a chance to win 2 tickets. Call 758-8324 for further info. Ask for Richard. SEND A LOVED ONE A CARNATION: $2.00 each, red, pink & white. In front of the bookstore 12-3 p.m. Sponsored by Clement Hall House Council. DISPLAY CLASSIFIED NEGRIL JAMAICA Spnng Broak 7 nights, airfare out of Charlotte Pnces start at $489 Call Tnpp for more details. 758- 9177. AZD PLEDGES Thanx for a great Satur day night. �Love, the Pika Pledges AZD AND PIKA PLEDGES: The real combination. TO ALL ALPHA DELTA PI VALENTINE'S DATES: We're looking forward to lots of heart filled fun at Camp Contentnea on Friday night. ALPHA DELTA PI PLEDGES: Thanks for the show on Sunday night You guys did a great job and we're all proud of you. Keep up the good work �Love the Sis ters. THURSDAY NICHT PARTYING HOT SPOT: I lappy I lour at the Fizz� p m until. �Pika. WIN, LOSE OR DRAW: Coming soon to a fraternity near you. SIGMA PHI EPSILON: Happv Hour at OMARS Thursday, Feb. 9th from 6:00 p.m. until you drop! I Iclp "Z" buy a new camel. CONGRATULATIONS SIGMA NU PLEDGES: You guvs are doing great and we are proud of you all Good luck for the rest of the semester. �The Brothers. LISA REUCHER: Tomorrow is the tenth, the day Lisa's been waiting for, she'll fi- nally be 21, she has to wait no more 1 lope you have an awesome time, 1 wish 1 could be there to celebrate vour birthday, cause vou know I really care �Love ya lots, your old roommie! RHONDA We thank you much for your ad. We understand why "FRIED" makes you mad. Stick with us, we'll make it thru cause in the end we love you. �Anne & Am v. DISPLAY CLASSIFIED CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW PLEDGES OF PI KAPPA ALPHA- IOTA CLASS: Cale, Glenn, Lee, John W . Stacy, Nick, Joe, Chuck, Steven, Phillip, David, Matt, Cliff, Rodney T, Rodney T Robert, Christopher, John R , Scott, An thony, leff. Chip, Keith, John T, Mike lames, Kevin Catch the wave, guys � Pike. I HE GIRLS ARE TOUGH: Toall the new Pika Lil' Sisters Thanks for making The Choice It's gonna be an intense semester ot fun You're too cool' �Pika Brothers A7D VALENTINE SWEETHEARTS: 1 laving fun on Saturday is our first prior itv � but have no fear, 'cause we're one JAMMIN' sorority! The cabin will be decorated, in red, pink and white�Just be prepared for one AWESOME night � Love, the AZDs. LISA L1NDAL: Congratulations on vour internship at DUKE' Keeping up that AZD tradition of excellence' We love you � Alpha i Delta AZD PI EDGES: Here's some advice we're giving to you Remember it until your pledge davs are through' Keep your spirits high, and a smile on vour faces 'cause pledges like vou, we couldn't re place" �Love, The Sisters LOST: Silver grav miniature Schnauzer Last seen between 10th & Elm St Please call 757-0202 TIM: Thanks for giving me the best veaot my life' I'm looking forward to manv more' �Love, Wen DISPLAY CLASSIFIED DISPLAY CLASSIFIED HING0LD TOWERS NOW TAKING LEASES FOR FALL SEMESTER '89. EFFICIENCY 1 & 2 BEDROOM APARTMENTS. FOR INFO CALL HOLLIE SIMONOWICH AT 752-2865 VALENTINES DAY ROSES? CALL BONITA'S BOUTIQUE OF FLOWERS AND GIFTS for SpecialPhone 355- 7888. Greenville Square Shopping Center. (just down from K-marl) OUR RESUMES MAKE A DIFFERENCE j � - ACCU SSCOPY 758-2400 PITT COUNTY DRIVING SCHOOL SERVING ALL AGES PHONE: 355-6552 (9:00 - 5:00) 756-7457 (After5:00) 1807 SOUTH CHARLES STREET GREENVILLE, NC 27858 THE EAST CAROLINIAN Subscriplion Form Name: Address: Date to Begin: Complimentary. Amount Paid: Date to End: Individual Business: Date Paid: Rates: Individual S25 per yearBusiness $35 per year Return to. The East Carolinian. Publications Uldg - KCU, Creenvilie, NC 27S5S-43S3 "BEAT THE CLOCK" with DOMINO'S PIZZA Beginning today through Feb. 15th, order any 16" one or more item pizza between 5 pm and 9 pm and the time you order is the price you pay! So don't forget to call us and play "BEAT THE CLOCK Limited number of toppings available. Capture Your Valentine $1 .00 1st 25 words 5C each additional word WITH A ABORTION Personal and Confidential Care" FREE Pregnancy Testing M-F 8:30-4 p.m. Sat. 10-1 p.m. Triangle Women's Health Center Call for appointment Mon. thru Sat Low Cost Termination to 20 weeks of pregnancy 1-800-433-2930 Advertise! in the Pre-registration Magazine Deadline February 22, 1989 Contact The East Carolinian Publications Building 757-6366 Call Today! HELP WANTED APPLICATIONS BEING ACCEPTED FOR LAYOUT ARTIST APPLY IN PERSON MONDAY-FRIDAY 10 AM - 4 PM at THE EAST CAROLINIAN �No Phone Calls Please �Layout Experience Preferred FILL OUT THIS FORM & DROP BY Valentine Love Lines The East Carolinian Publications Building, Second Floor COMPOSE YOUR OWN MESSAGE BELOW Read The East Carolinian Classified Page r THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARY 9,1389 V & Announcements lTEDECA OnFeb. 13at200pm inCCR2010.DECA will be having a Valentine s Day partv The faculty and staff of the BVTE Dept are cordially invited. DECA members please plan to attend. WATER HOCKEY CLUB Underwater 1 lockev Club will be playing Wed at 8:00 p.m. at Memorial Cvm Snor- kehng equip, nor skill is necessary, but if have either, please bring The next dates of plav will be Feb 14 at fcOO p.m Feb 15 at 8:00 p.m. Feb 2f at 9:00p.m. and Feb 22 at 8:00 p.m. Every night of plav will be at Memorial Gvm. If anv questions call Craig Cannon 752-7620 or Chi 732 8124 See ev- eryone interested underwater SOCWCI APPLICATIONS FOR SPRING. 1989 Students must have received and turned in their applications to the majoi by Feb 10. Faculty interviews must bo completed by Feb. 27. The group meeting with Prof. Gartman will be on March 1 & 2 at 5:00 pm. in Ragsdale 218. You must attend either the March 1 or 2 meeting CABARET The Performing Arts Series and the Dept of University Unions present CABARET the smash Broadway musical This pro fessional performance will take place on Feb. 21, 800 p.m. in Wright Auditorium. This production is being staged by Daeda- lus Productions, who brought PURL1E to Wright Auditorium last year. Don't miss this exciting musical of decadent, delight- ful, and dazling entertainment "Life is a Cabaret, Old Chum, Come to the Caba- ret Tickets for CABARET are on sale in the Central Ticket Office, MSC Telephone 757-6611, ext. 266. Office hours are 11 00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m Men. - Fn. POLISH NAT.L R AJIQ SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA The Polish National Radio Symphony Or chestra will appear as part of the Perform ing Arts Series on Feb. 22, 8 00 p.m in Wright Auditorium. Over 100 members strong, this symphony is led by Antoni Wit and features guest pianist Piotr PalecCTiy. The program for this grand evening includes: Strauss�DON 11 AN Op 20; Chopin�CONCERTO No 2 in F Minor, Op. 21; and Brahms�SYM- PHONY No. 2 in D Major Op. 73. Tickets for this event are on sale now in the Cen tral Ticket Office, MSC. Die number is 757-6611, ext. 266. Office hours are 11:00 a.m. - 600 p.m MonFri. EXPRESSIONS Expressions is now accepting poetry and short stories for publication in the Aprt! issue. Articles can be left at the office or the Media Board secretary's office, located in the Publications Bldg. across from Joyner Library. The first issue for Spring semester is expected to arrive in a few weeks. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL The Lady Pirates will be back at Minges on Feb. 11 after a five-game road trip They face James Madison at 7:00 p.m. At halftime there will be a Quincy's dinner giveaway and a performance bv the Pure Gold Dancers. GMAT The Graduate Mgmt Admission Test will be offered at ECU on March 18. Applica- tion blanks are to be completed and mailed to GMAT, Educational Testing Service, Box 966-R, Princeton, NJ 08540. Applications must be postmarked no later than Feb. 15. Applications may be ob- tained from the ECU Testing Center, room 105 Speight Bldg. NTE (SPECIALTY AREA) The National Teacher Examination�Spe- cialty Area Exams�will be offered at ECU on April 1. Application blanks are to be completed and mailed to the Educa- tional Testing Service, Box 911-R, Prince- ton, NJ 08541. Applications must be post- marked no later than Feb 27. Applications may be obtained from the ECU Testing Center, Room 105 Speight Bldg. ECU LAW SOCIETY Our next meeting will be at 7:00 in rm. 1012 GCB on Feb. 9th. We will be having a guest speaker. Plan to discuss dates for a trip to the U.S. Supreme Court Members and newcomers are asked to attend. RETURNED PEACE CORPS VOLUNTEERS A representative from the N.C. Peace Corps Assoc. will be on campus Feb. 9 from 7-9 p.m. in room 1003 GCB with a slide show prepared by NC RPCVs Come and share your PC experiences with the next generation. BLACK FACULTY SYMPO- SIUM Members of the Organization of Black Faculty and Staff (OBLS) will presen t their current andor on-going research inter- ests during Black History Month Presen- tations will be held each Mon. during the month of Feb. in the .edonia Wright Afro- American Cultural Center from 11:30- 1:30. Students, faculty and staff are en- couraged to bring a brown bag lunch and enjoy the discussion. Sponsored by the Office of Minority Student Affairs IMPROVING STUDY SKILLS Learning how to improve your study skills for greater success in college The following mini course and workshops can help you prepare for the added workload of college o- help to increase your GPA All sessions will be in 313 Wright Bldg. 1 eb 13, Making it Using Notes, 3-4:30 p.m Feb 14, Making it Taking Notes, 3- 430 p.m. You may attend all the topic sessions or choose the ones where you need the most improvement. INTER-VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP Meeting every Wed night at 7 p.m. Come join us for fellowship and fun. Look for on campus posted announcements for meeting location or call 758-5082 for more info VALENTINE CANDY-O- GRAMS Valentine Candy-O-Grams will be on sale in front of the Student Store Wed Thurs & Fri from 10 a.m. - 2 pm, Proceeds will go toward the Multi-Media Production of 1 labakkuk which will be presented March 27 it 28. There will be free general admission for "Habakkuk CLASS PICTURES - lass pictures will be taken Feb. 9th it 10th n the Buccaneer Office from 9-12 it 1-4. ITiis is the last chance for individual pic- tures to be put in the class section of the 1989 Buccaneer! BAKE SALE Buy vour sweetheart a sweet for Valentine's Day! The Decision Science Society will be sponsoring a bake sale on Feb. 13 from 9 am until 2 p.m. in front of the Student Stor" Baked goods for sale will include cup cakes, cookies, and other edible delights. Proceeds from this sale will be used to fund future Decision Sa- ence Societv activities. PSI.CHI ; i Chi will have initiation for new spring members and election of new officers on Feb Q at 4 p m. in the Psi Chi library - attend 0. All members are required to AM A MA will be holding their next meeting i eb 9 .it 130 p m. in 1032 GCB. Our guest - peaker will be Wesley E. Singleton, stockbroker from Edward D. Jones and (. o All persons interested are welcome and members are encouraged to attend. COLLEGE REPUBLICANS ( ollege Rep invite everyone to join us . cry Wed at 7:00 p.m. in 212 Menden- hall. Come find out how we are involved in politics at the local, state, and national levels Call 752-8359 for more info. GET YOUR PICTURE MADE Make memories of college friendship last forever with color picture buttons compli- ments of E.J. Hamilton. Pictures will be taken inside Student Store on Feb. 7 and 14 from 9 to 3. Single�$2.50, couple�$3.50, group�$4.00. Stop by the store or order in advance. For more info contact Vincent Norris at 752-8047. Sponsored by ECU Gospel Choir. ALPHA PHI OMEGA Alpha Phi Omega, the co-ed National Service Frat is sponsoring a 24-hour Run for Cancer on April 14th and 15th with the American Cancer Society. For more info call Heather at 758-9550, Bryan at 756- 9665 or Rose Richards at Greenville's chapter of the American Cancer Society Find out about entering a team or donat- ing moneymaterials. Help fight the battle against cancer by supporting Alpha Phi Omega and the American Cancer Society in the 24-hour run. FREE TICKETS FREE tickets to Metallica in Greensboro and Fayetteville this weekend on The Metalshop, 12-4 Fri. it Sat. WZMB, 91.3. SPINAL CORD ASSOC. The Eastern Regional Spinal Cord Injury Assoc. invites you and yours to attend thp Feb. 13th meeting. The meeting will be held at Pitt County Memorial Hospital in the Therapeutic Recreation Room of the Regional Rehabilitation Center from 4-5 p.m. The agenda for this meeting will be accessibility and disability. The key speaker will be Ken Pearson, rehabilita- tion engineer. STUDENTS & STAFF "l Have a I leart For You" t-shirts are being sold by members of the ECU Women's Soccer Club. Great for Valentine's gifts to your loved one. To get in touch with a soccer player, please contact Ann Totaro at 830-1387 or Beth Harvey at 752-9792. VALENTINE'S DAY DANCE ECU's District 97 of the State Employees Assoc. will hold a Valentine's Day dance on Feb. 14 at the Attic. Entertainment for the evening will feature Lionel Norman, a nationally renowned comedian with the Comedy Zone, and the Pigz Brothers, playing your top 40; 5Cs; and 6Cs tunes Doors will open at 8:00 p.m. Tickets will be on sale at the door for $5.00 each. If you are interested in federal jobs and how to handle the federal employment process (permanent, summer, or Co-op), you will want to attend a presentation by Mr. Phil I lanson of the US. Office of Per- sonnel Mgmt. on 22489, from 1000am -12 noon in room 1031, GCB. OPERA THEATRE ECU School of Music Events Feb. 7-13: ECU Opera Theatre productin of The Maid Made Mistress by Pergolesi and Gianni Schicchi by Puccini (Feb. 9-11,8.15 p.m Feb. 12, 200 p.m Fletcher Recital Hall; tickets $2.50 for students in advance at Central Ticket Office, $5 for adults and at the door). ASID A Service Auction sponsored by the stu- dent chapter of ASID is scheduled for Feb. 23 from 7-9 p.m. The auction will be held in room 205 of the Home Ec. Bldg. All proceeds will benefit the physically dis- abled. Donations are tax deductible. Serv- ices include: I louse cleaning, baby sitting, car washing, yard work it window wash- ing. Students it faculty it staff are encour- aged to attend! HEART FOR ART Annual Valentine's Day Sale presented bv School of Art Metals Department. It will be Feb. 8-10, 13-14. Displays are to be found in the foyer and top of the ramp (3rd floor) Jenkins Art Bldg. CCE CCF would like to invite you to our bible study every Tuesday at 7 p.m. in Rawl 130. Bring your Bible and a friend as we sfudv the book of I lebrews Call Jim at 752-7199 r if you need a ride or further info. � J" Help Us Welcome the "Killer Bucket" back to E.C.U. This Thursday, February 9, 1989 32oz. of cold brew for ONLY$l.10 Come Early, Stay Late The management would also like to extend an invitation to !9 and 20 year old students to enjoy the new atmosphere at O'Rockfellers without consuming alcohol. 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Couples or singles only. $215 a month. 6 month lease. MOBILE HOME RENTALS Couples or singles. Apartments and mobile homes in Azalea Gardens near Brook Valley Country Club. Contact J.T. or Tommy Williams 756-7815 � fc. I TI IE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARY 9, 1989 7 Eakin says ECU is maturing OFFICERS' TR NG CORPS ecu Na�i iium have also been able to build strong Describing ECU as a "public programs by meeting the needs " for the citizens of North immediately before us Eakin told the lawmakers that resource Carolina, ECU chancellor Richard Eakin says the institutional health of the university in Greenville is "robust With enrollment at a record 15,600 students, "it is increasingly clear that the prospective sru- ECU "has sought involvement constantly" and has not tried "to stand apart. "I take great pride in stating that we try� always� to stand forth asanexampleof whata truly dents no longer view ECU as a public university should be He largely regional university added, "I think we have reason to Eakin said in a presentation to the pUt ECU forward to the nation as pint education appropriations an example of how a public uni- subcommittees of the General versity should conduct itself Assembly's base budget commit- Eakin said ECU provides tee Thursday. large numbers of students with a Student constituents are sound undergraduate education coming to ECU from throughout that is directly enriched by the North Carolina Eakin said. He quality of the faculty and commit- said the university's "strong array ment to a broad range of master's of undergraduate of master's degree programs and select PhD level programs hold broad appeal programs, to the traditional college student The presence of high-level "We are proud to be a public research programs "enriches the resource for the citizens of North entire campus Eakin said. In Carolina the ECU chancellor said. "We like to think that the degree of our usefulness and di- rect service to the state is directly related to the maturity of our ac- complishments a a major univer- sity. The theme of his presenta- tion, Eakin said, "is the success of a university that has built effec- tively upon its service to a region and a state "This is a two-way street for many programs such as biotech- nology, molecular biology, phys- ics, underwater archaeological research, technical communica- tion, public administration, the MBA program, master's of Social Work and others, he said "we see the fruits of faculty expertise flowing quickly to our under- graduate students He cited ECU'S tradition of "we are identified primarily by means of our traditional commit- ment to the education of North Carolina teachers. That is cer- tainly an important part of what we do � and what we are going to do in some new and invigorated ways � but this university has an English department that pro- duced seven scholarly books last year, a history department that conducts underwater archaeo- logical research and the study of maritime history at a level of in- ternational acclaim, a theatre arts program that regularly provides actors to the New York stage, Schools of Music and Art that at- tract some of the most promising high school talent in this state (and from elsewhere) and an ath- letic program that is meeting more academic standards that 1 would have thought possible even a year ago. "We have one of the nation's best collections of scientists in the area of coastal and marine studiesTheir work in water quality, coastal management and environmental health constantly attracts new scientific talent and federal financial support He said that "any university of our kind that has received a total of almost 20 million dollars in external support for research in increasingly effective use of our resources He cited a current, on-1 going strategic planning processj to "determine how ECU can bet- ter serve the citizens of North Carolina He said ECU is "growing, changing and maturing Thej legislature has promoted access by adhering to a low-cost tuition principle and ensures long-term I health through good governance and prudent management, Eakin said. YOUR FIRST STEP TOWARD SUCCESS IS THE ONE YOU COULD TAKE THIS SUMMER. Army ROTC Camp Challenge. It's excit- ing and it may be your last chance to graduate with an Officers commission. 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The course will focus on na- tional parks and will include the study of environmental and con- servation efforts, geologic histo- ries and features, and the role that parks play in education in natural historv and earth sciences. 0 Teachers enrolling in the pro- gram must complete home study assignments and attend four lec- tures in February and March given by nationally known ex- perts. Those completing the course will receive renewal credit in earth and environmental sci- ences. Dr. Richard Mauger, a profes- sor of Geology at ECU, will direct the program. Delivery 758-0000 Hank's makes Valentinefs Day incredible Order any item from our menu and have it delivered to make your Sweetheart feel � speciat Call 758-0000 for information about our many Valentine's Day Specials and for qp All Day Delivery! U 1 K THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARY 9,1989 7 Eakin says ECU is maturing R ECVN�mB�N�i have also been able to build strong Describing ECU as a "public programs by meeting the needs resource" for the citizens of North immediately before us Carolina, ECU chancellor Richard Eakin told the lawmakers that Eakin says the institutional health ECU "has sought involvement of the university in Greenville is constantly" and has not tried "to "robust stand apart increasingly effective use of our "we are identified primarily by ' reSources He cited a current, on- means of our traditional commit- ment to the education of North going strategic planning process I to "determine how ECU can bet-1 ter serve the citizens of North! Carolina He said ECU is "growing, j changing and maturing The I Carolina teachers. That is cer- tainly an important part of what we do�and what we are going to do in some new and invigorated With enrollment at a record " take great pride in stating ways � but this university has legislature has promoted access 15,600 students, "it is increasingly that we try� always� to stand an English department that pro- by adhering to a low-cost tuition clear that the prospective stu- forth as an example of what a truly duced seven scholarly books last principie and ensures long-term dents no longer view ECU as a public university should be He year, a history department that largely regional university added, "I think we have reason to conducts underwater archaeo- Eakin said in a presentation to the put ECU forward to the nation as logical research and the study of joint education appropriations example of how a public uni- maritime history at a level of m- subcommittees of the General versity should conduct itself ternational acclaim, a theatre arts Assembly's base budget commit- Eakin said ECU provides program that regularly provides tee Thursday. we numbers of students with a actors to the New York stage, "Student constituents are sound undergraduate education Schools of Music and Art that at- coming to ECU from throughout that is directly enriched by the tract some of the most promising North Carolina Eakin said. He quality of the faculty and commit- high school talent in this state said the university's "strong array ment to a broad range of master's (and from elsewhere) and an ath- YOUR FIRST STEP TOWARD SUCCESS IS THE ONE YOU COULD TAKE THIS SUMMER. Army ROTC Camp Challenge. Its excit- ing and it may be your last chance to graduate with an Officer's commission ARMY ROTC health through good governance and prudent management, Eakin said. THE SMARTEST COLLEGE COURSE YOU CAM TAKE. Contact: Cpt. Steve L. Jones (Erwin Hall) 757-6967 of undergraduate of master's degree programs and select PhD level programs hold broad appeal programs, to the traditional college student The presence of high-level "We are proud to be a public research programs "enriches the resource for the citizens of North entire campus Eakin said. In Carolina the ECU chancellor many programs such as biotech- said. "We like to think that the nology, molecular biology, phys- degree of our usefulness and di- iCs, underwater archaeological rect service to the state is directly research, technical communica- related to the maturity of our ac- non public administration, the complishments as a major univer- MBA program, master's of Social sity. Work and others, he said "we see The theme of his presenta- the fruits of faculty expertise tion, Eakin said, "is the success of flowing quickly to our under- a university that has built effec- graduate students tively upon its service to a region He cited ECU'S tradition of and a state ensuring that top faculty teach the past two years has put the "This is a two-way street for freshman and sophomore courses nation on notice that this univer- us he said. 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"We have one of the nation's best collections of scientists in the area of coastal and marine studiesTheir work in water quality, coastal management and environmental health constantly attracts new scientific talent and federal financial support He said that "any university of our kind that has received a total of almost 20 million dollars in external support for research in ECU New Imh A college level course about the Geology of National Parks will be offered to public school teachers through ECU and the Science and Mathematics Educa- tion Center. The course will focus on na- tional parks and will include the study of environmental and con- servation efforts, geologic histo- ries and features, and the role that parks play in education in natural history and earth sciences. Teachers enrolling in the pro- gram must complete home study assignments and attend four lec- tures in February and March given by nationally known ex- perts. 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Even at that, there mav be theatergoers who hold the same attitudes as heterosexual character � and who will be just as surprised as he is at what he discovers in the course of the evening. The plav is set in the Spring of 18, in the Manhattan apartment of Michael (David Blanchard), before and during a birthday party for Harold (John Campbell Finnegan). Harold is, in his own words,a "32-year-old,ugly, pock- marked lewish fairy The most bitter interpersonal conflicts take place between these two. The circle of friends also in- cludes Hank (Christian Brent Keiber), Larry (Scot Slusanck), Bernard (Eugene Bass) and Emorv (Vandv Behr). In addition. cowboy is portrayed by Manley rope. As the night wears on, the revelers � or, rather, combatants � become increasingly savage and increasingly hostile. Gradu- ally they expose their neuroses and engage in personal confron- tations of varying types and de- grees, most of which is veiled in Albee-esque humor. Special commendations to Emory (Vandv Behr), who was brilliant as the most outrageous of the group. With the exceptions of Slusarick, who laid it on a bit thick, and Keiber, who laid it on a bit thin, the other performances were similarly impeccable. Slusarick and Keiber were, unfor- tunately, outperformed by those around them. Of all those involved in the production of a play, the technical personnel may have the toughest Director Don Biehn pulled off the enormously difficult task of keeping as many as nine charac- ters busy on stage at the same time. Shifts of action and dialogue from one area of the stage to an- time. The best jobs, by their na- other were well-choreographed. ture, pass almost unnoticed. Sympathies to the costumers, who did a great job with subject matter that they probably found disgusting: late '60s-era clothes. Other technical aspects were equally well-executed. The set was superb, and the sound and lights were, thankfully, perfectly synchronized to the characters' actions. Also, Biehn wrote thought- provoking program notes. The notes help set the play, and in- clude a list entitled "Some Fa- mousGaysfrom History Thelist includes some surprises, such as Rudolph Valentino. There is a si7x�ble gay commu- nity in this area, and there is also a sizable group which doesn't un- derstand gays and is therefore afraid of them. Though out- moded, "The Boys in the Bdnd" may nonetheless help educate the latter group away from its U Finally, keep in mind that "Bovs" is dated. How "Torch Song Trilogy a n re recent play which deals with a similar subject, probablv v. have been a worse choice. Though more contemporary and n - relevant to gays' present situ- ation, it is also less confn i �, tional. "The Boys in the Bar, designed to challenge the mem- bers of the audience, to n 1 them think. The play and the cast succeed admirably As V Harris would sav: five cat ht 4 r o r u V n �1 t. i T (I S I Local dance theater opens 1989 season at Conley High School By STEVE BAKER Staff Writer both Pope. The theatre provides a owdance will be presented by professional performing outlet Salvatore Aiello, artistic director for nine well-trained area danc- of the N.C. Dance Theatre. The The Atlantic Dance Theatre ers. The troupe tours the state and music of "Shadowfax" and "Dust will open a new season with three region offering full length concert in the Wind" by Kansas will host pieces of choreography Saturday performances, mini-perform- the contemporary ballet. Thebal- at 8 p.m. in the D.H. Conley High ances, and residency lectures and let inspires one with provoking School Auditorium. Tickets are priced at $3 for students, $3 adults in advance and $4 students, $6 adults at the door. Down East Dance, D.H. Conlev students, and the Titt- Greermlle Arts Council now have tickets available. The eastern North Carolina professional dance troupe based in New Bern, N .C. was founded in 1985 bv Artistic Director Eliza- 1 Top 13 (1) Lou Reed � "New York" (2) The Replacements � "Don't Tell a Soul" (3) Violent Femmes � "3" (4) The Wonder Stuff � "Eight-legged Groove Ma- chine" (5) Birdhouse � "Megaloma- nia" (6) Legal Reins � "Please, the Pleasure" (7) Christmas � "Ultraprophet of Thee Psykick Revolution" (8) The Slugs � "Non-stop Holiday" (9) Throwing Muses � "Hunk papa" (10) Full Fathom Five � "4 AM" (11) The Chills � "Lost EP" (12)X-Men � "X-Men" (13) Death of Samantha � "Where the Women Wear the Glory and the Men Wear the Pants" Coming I this weekend Thursday Susie's: The Beam New Deli: Spiral Attic: Peter Adonis Male Fantasy Show Mendenhall: Sweetheart's Dance (through Sunday) Friday New Deli: The Lemon Sisters and The Rutabaga Brothers Attic: TX Boogie (ZZ Top Tribute Band) Saturday New Deli: The Rhythm Persuaders Attic: Billy Price and the Keystone Rhythm Band Monday New Deli: Open Mike Night master classes. Fred Benjamin, international dancerchoreographer of New York Citv, will present, for the first time, 'Tyro-Power The jazz music of Issac Haves will provide background air for the dance. The music and dance quickens and slows throughout the piece, pro- viding moments oi fury and times of peace. Another new piece, "Shad- thoughts then changes the mood to tranquilitv and harmony. The two professional chore- ographers were supported by a grant from the N .C. Arts Commi s- sion and the National Endow- ment for the arts, in Washington D.C The Atlantic Dance Theatre hosted them this summer to cre- ate the performances. The troupe will also include a piece by David Anderson of N.Y.C entitled "Couples Undergraduate artists show pieces in Gray Gray Art Gallery Press Release tion Friday. The student exhibi- tion allows the students within the School of Art to exhibit their artwork in a professional gallery, and have someone outside of the School of Art to award prizes tor The "UndergraduateStudent Art Exhibition" opens Friday at 7:30 p.m. in the Gray Art Gallery. Individual pieces of artwork for exceptional pieces of work. this exhibition were selected by facultv members within the School oi Art. Awards were chosen by Anne Shengold, previous direc- tor of the Knight Gallery, Spirit Square in Charlotte, North Caro- lina. The award winners will be announced at the openjng recep- The exhibition will host an exciting cross section from vari- ous studio courses within the School of Art. The gallery is open Monday through Saturday. 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Thursdays until 8 p.m. For more information, please contact the gallery at (919) 757-6336. David Blanchard and Stuart Maxwell share a tender moment as they portray homosexuals in the East Carolina Playhouse production of "The Boys in the Band Summer Theater will hold auditions Feb. 18 in Messick Seven students try out in comedy competition By ADAM CORNELIUS 'Staff Wrifrr Seven amateur comedians showed their talent Tuesday night at the 1989 U.S. college comedv competition in Menden- hall. Students in all majors, from Business to Communications, participated in the event. The contest, known bv some as the "Bad Breath Tour was sponsored jointly by Doritos and Certs. The contestants had their acts videotaped and the winner will take part in the national competition to be held over spring break in Daytona Beach. Tuesday night's audience was tough. Professional comedian John Ridley opened the contest in a somewhat futile attempt to liven up the crowd for the contestants. The first lucky comedian in the competition, drawing a blank,was met mostly with dead silence and intermittent bursts of See COMEDY, page 9 hast Carolina Theater Press Release The producer of the 26th Sea- son of professionally produced shows by the East Carolina Sum- mer Theater is seeking actors, singers, musicians and techni- cians. Auditions have been sched- uled for Saturday, February 18, from 10 a.m. until 1 p.m. and from 2 p.m. until 4 p.m. in Room 206 of the Messick Theater Arts Center. All auditionees are asked to bring a performance resume. The 1989 season will feature four shows with the following needs: "Sing For Your Supper" (July 3-8) was produced on Broad- way as "Rodgers and Hart Ac- torssingers, age 18-35, should bring their music; an accompanist will be provided. "Foxfire" (July 10-15) is a play about Annie Nations, an indomit- able Appalachian widow, who lives on her mountain farm with the ghost of her dead husband, Hector. Her tranquilitv is threat- ened by a brash real-estate devel- oper and by concern over her son, Dillard. Women, age 18-35, and men, age 18-45, will be asked to read from the script. "Pump Boys and Dinettes" (July 17-22) is a mixture of a coun- try-pop concert and musical the- atre. The Pump Boys sell the high octane on Highway 57 in Grand Ole Opry country and the Di- nettes, Prudie and Rhetta Cupp, run the Double Cupp diner next door. Singermusicianactors will be asked to accompany them- selves on one of the following in- struments: acoustic guitars, elec- tric bass guitar, accordian, piano, or percussion. Please bring your instrument with you. A Tennessee Williams drama (July 24-29) will also be produced. Actors will be asked to read from one or more of Williams' dramas. The productions will feature stars from television, film and theater. Equity and non-Equity performers will make up the ba a nee oi the casts. Performers be hired by the show or to: entire season, with rehearsals set June 19,1989, in Greenville. Technicians should sen r bring a resume with letters oi ref- erence. You will be called for an interview if your expert' - needed. There arc also mam prentice positions available in all areas oi theatre production. All members in the Surr Theater company are paid except for apprentices. Salaries are c mensurate with size of role and performing experience, talent and training. The minimum � ary is sufficient to cover temp1 rary living costs in Greenville non-Equity performers and com- plies with Equity salary scales for performers who belong to the union. For further information, call in Greenville (919) 757-6029 - 6390. Pickin'the Bones � makes a Very modest proposal mnnmitiMi By CWPFY BONEHBAD 31 iff r u�um i i � V �' ' Atonenmeoranother,allof term or another. Many pwrw complain loudly after an arduous session in front of a judge or jury of peers. it teems Justice is never �erred to the satisfaction of all ved. After meditating this problem for quite tittie, 1 Relieve have found agreeable solution to the of dispensing justice. is very Convicted criminals face fines, public service or WWJe this pro- of It would also inevitably do away with the insanity plea as a defense. If my plan is imple- mented, prospective criminals would know what they face, and then, if they persist in their crirninal behavior, they would obviously be deemed insane. The overcrowding in our nation's prisons would become a thing of me past and money spent eying to rehabilitate, exe- cute or incarcerate felons ouid be redirected, as this proposal would eliminate 90 of all penal costs. What Is my plan? Capital punishment? Anarchy? No, something mat 1 hope w8J go down in history as the ultimate crime deterrent. Ill the news I reed of a tor- turous punishment inflicted upon deviants and other crimi- nals in a barbaric scky in the west TWs practice can be modi- fied to make the punishment fit This tribe of savages inserts glass tubes containing small ro- dents of megmmGerbtlli& into the anal pore o the convicted? criminal. The tube is shattered and the animal roams about the intestinal tract for less man a minute, when it dies of suffoca- tion. The prisoner is then left alone to expel the creature rec- tatty. 1 subaut that this would be the ideal1 form of correctional treatment for any violators of the law. DW1 offenders could be forced to take a beer bottle rec- taBy, speeding motorists could have their ticketspushed within and Htterers would have the trash they irnpropeiiv disposed of put in its proper place. For theiwfresenouscrimes, the same principle will woj Drugs taken hand what their crime did to others, as a small snake coils inside the criminars bowels. Murderers will be bent over and receive a gerbil for each of their victims. The new judicial code could be extended to the lawyers in- volved with the case, to insure they use their legal abilities to the maximum potential. As they do now, the winning attorney would receive 30 of the settle- ment, but the losing counsel would receive 30 of the pun- ishment � a third of a broken beer botfie, a baby hamster. This would also necessarily create a rather high job turnover rate m the legal 8eid This in turn would create awre jobs for aft me law students who" have worked so hard It? pass the bar. a�� fc �� hw�a'fcSs wa nary measures. Commercial air time could be bought, since, as evidenced by me rise oi such pubtic interest programming as i fcA Current Affair such pro- gramming often receives high ratings. The crime rate all across the country would plummet as po- tennal criminal perpetrators think once, think twice, thmk,A gertsTs going up my ass if I get caught j I hope this with the public : often more can be 6 r tf o ! �� c r - � ! J 1 1 " i : It . t THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARY 9,1989 9 Her Alibi' needs one By MICAH HARRIS Staff Writer In "Her Alibi Tom Selleck plays Phillip, a mystery writer whose life has become as predict- able as his novels. Engaging in courtroom research to get a new idea, he finds his muse in the spectacular form of Romanian beauty Nina (Paulina Porizkova). Unfortunately, Nina is the main suspect in a murder case. A smitten Phillip offers him- self to Nina as an alibi. Inventing an imaginary affair betwen them, Phillip obtains her release and takes her home. But when he be- comes the butt of a series of ques- tionable accidents (literally "the butt" during Nina's archery prac- tice), he wonders if she is trying to make her alibi airtight. "Her Alibi" is an enjoyable movie but not an outstanding one. It should have been better. The amusing counterpoints of Phillip's romaniticized detective voiceovers to his mundane real- ity, the high society eccentrics out of a 30s screwball movie and the parody titles of Phillip's books ("Murder Becomes Her "Sayon- ora Cyanide") belie a wit that unfortunately lapses too many times into gratuitous slapstick and sophmoric sexual jokes. This low-brow approach works against "Her Alibi" which by virtue of Selleck's (a woman's man) and Porizkova's (a man's woman) presence begs to be an adult romantic comedy. As for the acting Selleck is deafly playing the image he es- tablished on "Magnum a vul- nerable hunk as apt to goof as to get things right. At least fans who pay to see their hero won't be disappointed. Porizkova initally plays Nina as a parody of herself in her Litee Lauder ads: the self-possessed, mystery woman. As a result, her acting's a little stiff at first. How- ever, as the movie progresses, she injects Nina with the charm she evidenced in "Anna" last year. "Her Alibi" is not a waste of time, but all things considered. if you're a Selleck admirer or a Paulina watcher, you may want to content yourself with his "Mag- num" reruns and her calendar. Wait for this one to show up on cable. Two and one-half catheads. o n v o Them crazy guys have done it again! The All-New All- Nutted-out High-Octant But always Clearly Labeled As� IP&g� is still around. �Stilt void wh�r prohibited. � rdfier In Arlington Village (Arlington Bird, opposite Pitt Plaza) Pirates Capture your Valentine's heart with one of our uniquely styled Oil Lamps -from $13.50 free gift wrapping ft free local delivery UPS available Visa ft Master- card accepted Phone 756-3363 Baranski follows up Broadway with marriage, baby and Tony NEW YORK (AP) � In one 12-month period, Christine Ba- ranski got married, appeared in her first Broadway hit, won a Tony and had a baby. What to do for an encore? Have another baby, take a sabbatical from the theater, come back to do a challenging play like "Hedda Gabler" in regional thea- ter and then star on Broadway in "Rumors the latest Neil Simon success. All that took more than a year, Miss Baranski admits, but then it's not easy to juggle a marriage, a family and the theater. At one time, a big-time thea- ter career seemed almost out of reach. Seven years ago, the ac- tress was preparing to go on stage at a tiny of f-off-Broadway theater, a dismal out-of-the-way place with a well-worn ambiance, mini- scule salary and ore dressing room for a dozen actors. "I was thinking to myself, ' 1 can't believe I spent all those years studying at Juilliard and now I'm sitting on a toilet in a warehouse, waiting to make my entrance she recalls. "The experience was difficult Difficult until she saw a New York Times review the next day, praising her performance in the plav, a one-act, two-character comedy called "The Undefeated Rumba Champ From then on, she knew she would make it in the theater. Crit- ics and audiences reinforced her opinion, later applauding her performances in plays by William Shaket earc and Tom Stoppard. Her honors include an Obie for "A Midsummer Night's Dream" off- Broadway and a Tony for Stoppard's "The Real Thing" on Broadway. For the moment, Miss Baran- ski is holding forth in much more comfortable surroundings, a dressing room just inside the stage door of Broadway's Broad- hurst Theater where "Rumors" has settled in for a run. But the acting hasn't gotten any easier. When the show started its pre-Broadway trek last Septem- ber at San Diego's Old Globe Theater, some of the cast mem- bers, Miss Baranski included, couldn't get to sleep until 2 a.m. because of the play's high energy. "Ultimately with farce, what you are playing is events, and you're playing the situation she says. Dussault plays Witch NEW YORK (AD � When Nancy Dussault first saw "Into the Woods thcitcphcnaSond- heimaVnbs Lapffi musical � thaf opened on Broadway more than a year ago, she thought, "Gee, I could do that She could � and eventually did. In December, the buoyant musical comedy performer joined the cast of the fairy tale musical as the Witch, a role originally played by Bernadette Peters. For Dussault, the show is something of a homecoming, a roundabout return to the Broad- wav theatre after several long side trips, mostly to television where she co-hosted "Good Morning America" and appeared in the series 'Too Close for Comfort Not that she was completely away from performing on the stage. In fact, when Dussault got the call for "Into the Woods she Comedy competition almost a hit Continued from page 8 nervous laughter, but handled himself fairly well under the cir- cumstances. Among those entering the contest were Eric Lee, Ted Fraley, i Richard Jordan and Dave Reichett. As the contestants and the I night rolled on the crowd gradu- ally lightened up. Among the acts were local jokes about the recent drug bust on campus, a modern- day George and Gracie-type comedy team, and a running joke throughout the competition rag- ging on ECU football players, one of whom was present in the audi- lence. Most of the comedians were unusually relaxed for amateurs. . ley all kept their cool for the three minutes they had to per- form. Profanity and vulgarity veren't allowed in the competi- jon, but some of the contestants jnaged to let something lewd lip into their act in some form or lother. Aside from the fact that the ee Doritos seemed to be the big- st hit of the evening and that leaudience seemed to have .Jed a stiff drink before they ime, the show was something in to watch for an evening that in't cost anything. was in Michigan starring in a production of "Follies another Sondheimkmusical. I'he actress didrft-hesitate fb corfie tb New" York for her first Broadway show in 10 years. "You don't get that many chances on Broadway any more she says. "f oday, it's real hard. There's no place for kids to work Dussault had no such prob- lems when she began her own career which started in the mid- 1950s with a high school produc- tion of "Brigadoon The little girl with the big voice later attended Northwestern University as a music major and worked at a tent theatre in Highland Park, 111 where one summer she did 12 shows. ?We-were so young she re- calls. "What did we care how hard we worked? But we had real train- ing. Every day meant four hours of singing drills, then stage exer- cises, improvisations, learning how to work so close to an audi- ence, and then lectures on groom- ing, makeup and weight mainte- nance. "I got a great education in the etiquette of theatre Dussault says. 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THE BEST AMERICAN PLAY IN SOME SEASONS NOT FOR EVERYBODY, JUST FOR SOPHISTICATED PLAYGOERS - Y �ES FEBRUARY 8, 9, 10 & 11 McGinnis Theatre � 8:15 p.m. GENERAL PUBLIC: $5.00 - ECU STUDENTS: $3.00 CALL: 757-6829 PEACE CORPS SERVICE: A Good Career Move . H j ' "31 .�:? 7M-MI4 M-f Hm-1��T clhk rmiT'Mcirr- To ����� 0kv� rnrinm �or � ���� �� vntv � vMt '� a Tut-w t�cx mm mna nm�. urna m ���� iaaa ttrmj i Ttuemum CONSTRUC t Mutant a�at � 9 acts. CORPS ti, t- � S, Discover the Peace Corps Advantage! Sign up for interviews at Bloxton House for February 17. Speak with a recruiter at the Student Supply Store Lobby on February 16th from 9:30 am until 4:00 pm. See a film about Peace Corps in Joyner Library, Rm B-04 starting at 6:30 pm on February 16th. 0� 9C3 t THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEppvARY 9,1989 9 Her Alibi' needs one By MICAH HARRIS Stuff Writer In "Her Alibi Tom Selleck plays Phillip, a mystery writer whose life has become as predict- able as his novels. Engaging in courtroom research to get a new idea, he finds his muse in the spectacular form of Romanian beauty Nina (Paulina Porizkova). Unfortunately, Nina is the main suspect in a murder case. A smitten Phillip offers him- self to Nina as an alibi. Inventing an imaginary affair betwen them, Phillip obtains her release and takes her home. But when he be- comes the butt of a series of ques- tionable accidents (literally "the butt" during Nina's archery prac- tice), he wonders if she is trying to make her alibi airtight. "Her Alibi" is an enjoyable movie but not an outstanding one. It should have been better. The amusing counterpoints of Phillip's romaniticized detective voiccovers to his mundane real- ity, the high society eccentrics out of a 30s screwball movie and the parody titles of Phillip's books ("Murder Becomes Her "Sayon- ora Cyanide") belie a wit that unfortunately lapses too many times into gratuitous slapstick and sophmoric sexual jokes. This low-brow approach works against "Her Alibi" which by virtue of Sclleck's (a woman's man) and Porizkova's (a man's woman) presence begs to be an adult romantic comedy. As for the acting Selleck is clearly playing the image he es- tablished on "Magnum a vul- nerable hunk as apt to goof as to get things right. At least fans who pay to see their hero won't be disappointed. Porizkova initally plays Nina as a parody of herself in her Estee Lauder ads: the self-possessed, mystery woman. As a result, her acting's a little stiff at first. How- ever, as the movie progresses, she injects Nina with the charm she evidenced in "Anna" last year. "Her Alibi" is not a waste of time, but all things considered if you're a Selleck admirer or a Paulina watcher, you may want to content yourself with his "Mag- num" reruns and her calendar. Wait for this one to show up on cable. Two and one-half catheads. o n v o Them crazy guys have done it again! The All-New All- Nutted-out 'High-Octant But always Clearly Labeled Hasft �&ir�!lilsiil�HL ���- flir� IPag� is still around. Stilt void whir prohibited ' jk Jfttmg Baranski follows up Broadway with marriage, baby and Tony NEW YORK (AP) � In one 12-month period, Christine Ba- ranski got married, appeared in her first Broadway hit, won a Tony and had a baby. What to do for an encore? Have another baby, take a sabbatical from the theater, come back to do a challenging play like "Hedda Gabler" in regional thea- ter and then star on Broadway in "Rumors the latest Neil Simon success. All that took more than a year, Miss Baranski admits, but then it's not easy to juggle a marriage, a family and the theater. At one time, a big-time thea- ter career seemed almost out of reach. Seven years ago, the ac- tress was preparing to go on stage at a tiny off-off-Broadway theater, a dismal out-of-the-way place with a well-worn ambiance, mini- scule salary and ore dressing room for a dozen actors. "1 was thinking to myself, ' 1 can't believe I spent all those years studying at Juilliard and now I'm sitting on a toilet in a warehouse, waiting to make my entrance she recalls. "The experience was difficult Difficult until she saw a New York Times review the next day, praising her performance in the play, a one-act, two-character comedy called "The Undefeated Rumba Champ From then on, she knew she would make it in the theater. Crit- ics and audiences reinforced her opinion, later applauding her performances in plays by William Shaket care and Tom Stoppard. Her honors include an Obie for "A Midsummer Night's Dream" off- Broadway and a Tony for Stoppard's "The Real Thing" on Broadway. For the moment, Miss Baran- ski is holding forth in much more comfortable surroundings, a dressing room just inside the stage door of Broadway's Broad- hurst Theater where "Rumors" has settled in for a run. But the acting hasn't gotten any easier. When the show started its pre-Broadway trek last Septem- ber at San Diego's Old Globe Theater, some of the cast mem- bers, Miss Baranski included, couldn't get to sleep until 2 a.m. because of the play's high energy. "Ultimately with farce, what you are playing is events, and you're playing the situation she says. Dussault plays Witch NEW YORK (AP) - - When Nancv Dussault first saw "Into the Woods the Stephen. Sond- heimanl?s Lapfi rmi&Whaf opened on Broadway more than a year ago, she thought, "Gee, I could do that She could � and eventually did. In December, the buoyant musical comedy performer joined the cast of the fairy tale musical as the Witch, a role originally played bv Bernadette Peters. For Dussault, the show is something of a homecoming, a roundabout return to the Broad- way theatre after several long side trips, mostly to television where she co-hosted "Good Morning America" and appeared in the series 'Too Close for Comfort Not that she was completely away from performing on the stage. In fact, when Dussault got the call for 'Into the Woods she Comedy competition almost a hit was in Michigan starring in a production of "Follies another Sondheimkmusical. The actress dkTrfthesitate fb cdrne t& New" York for her first Broadway show in 10 years. "You don't get that many chances on Broadway any more she says. "today, it's real hard. There's no place for kids to work Dussault had no such prob- lems when she began her own career which started in the mid- 1950s with a high school produc- tion of "Brigadoon The little girl with the big voice later attended Northwestern University as a music major and worked at a tent theatre in Highland Park, 111 where one summer she did 12 shows. �Wewere so young she re- calls. "What did we care how hard we worked? But we had real train- ing Every day meant four hours of singing drills, then stage exer- cises, improvisations, learning how to work so close to an audi- ence, and then lectures on groom- ing, makeup and weight mainte- nance. "I got a great education in the etiquette of theatre Dussault says. 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"This is par t ot the revolution- ary process, said Roberto Diaz Castillo, director ot the state- owned New Nicaragua publish- ing compart) Before the revolu- tion the most important literary figures weren't published in Nicaragua Indeed, Nicaragua produced oneol the 1 lispanic world s great poets Ruben Dario, who died in 1916. but although Dario is re- vered as a strongly nationalist poet, he lived outside the country tor most ot his life. Under the long rule ot the Somoza family that began in 1936, re was censorship and little encouragement from the state regarding the arts 1 lewever, the Sandinistas, who took over after a revolutionary war in 1979, put a : ot emphasis on all forms of culture. Artists, dancers, musi- cians and writers are encouraged by several government organiza- tions. Still, writers who don't tow the Sandinista line have trouble getting published, said Pablo Antonio Cuadra, a noted poet and director of the opposition news- paper La Trensa, which has been involved in frequent bitter con- flicts with the Sandinista govern- ment The Sandinistas say I'm the only poet opposed to the regime, but there are a lot of disenchanted pvxis he said. The roots and implications of the Sandinista revolution are the dominant subjects of New Nicaragua's list. Many of the rul- ing Sandinista leaders themselves are writers, and a list of authors from New Nicaragua can look like a who's who of the govern- ment. Vice President Sergio Ramirez is a novelist. Agrarian Reform Minister laime Wheelock is a historian. First Lady Rosario Murillo is a poet, as is former cul- ture minister Ernesto Cardenal. Gioconda Belli, one the nation's most popular poets, writes rich odes that couple love, eroticism and strong hope of a better tomorrow. Murillo, the common-law wife of the presi- dent, also writes mostly love poems based on the ideals of the revolution. The man considered by most as Nicaragua's finest living poet, Carlos Martinez Rivas, is on New Nicaragua's list but of a genera- tion apart from the revolution. One of his poems is a tribute to Charles Darwin, another a four- line poem called "Retrospection 140-1980 Ramirez, vice president and oneof the most popular novelists, recently published "Castigo Divino or "Divine Punish- ment 7"he book, a spicy fictional- ized account of a scandalous murder in the 1930s, was also serialized in the Sunday supple- ment of the pro-government newspaper El Nuevo Diario. "The theme shows that a leader in the revolution doesn't necessarily have to write about the revolution Ramirez said. "The only political part of this book is that all the earnings will be used for a war fund AFTERNOON DELIGHT AT GROG'S Reggae and Progressive Music Beverage Specials Doors OPEN at 5:30 Every Friday FREE ADMISSION Underage Welcome ECU Opera Theater to present Dr. Eakin ! Ct Nca s Rureau Two one-act Italian comic operas will bo presented by the ECU Opera Theatre next month. in nightly performances at 8:15 pm tonight through Saturday and a Sunday matinee at 2 pm. The performances are scheduled for the Fletcher Music Center Recital Hall. Tickets to any performance are on sale at the ECU Central Ticket Office in Mendenhall Stu- dent Center at $5 each for the general public and $250 for stu- dents or for persons in groups of r more. Each performance will in- l a Serva Padrona' i-ii. Maid Made Mistressby Gio- vanni Tergolesi and "Gianni New yuppie perk is an old Swedish art PITTSBURGH (AP) - After hours hunched over a steering wheel breathing bus fumes and ;htingtraffic,chauffeur Michael Manganaro needs to be kneaded. For him. it's a company perk, the kind oi service offered State Department bureaucrats, profes- sional hockey players, and a growing number of other Ameri- cans. Manganaro and about 200 other employees oi HIT leinz Co. can kick oii their shoes and sink into a padded chair for a 13-min- ute rubdown once a week in a quiet conference room at the company's downtown headquar- ters. "Driving in the city really can tense you up Manganaro, 41, savs as he gets out oi the chair. 'This really relaxes you. It really makes you feel good The rubdowns are offered as part oi a new stress-reduction program in which the companv pays halt oi the $12.50 fee for 15 minutes. It's one example of how massage is going mainstream in the United States. Thousands of Americans are getting rubbed the right way at work, health clubs, hotels, malls, airports, street fairs and at home. "Massage is no longer per- ceived as illicit or a toy for the idle rich. It's for everybody says Gene Arbetter, spokesman for the American Massage Therapy As- sociation. "It's for the average worker. It's for the weekend athlete, not just an Olvmpian The massage association esti- mates a Knit 10 percent of Ameri- cans have tried professional mas- sage at least once Those kneaded regularlv often work in high- pressure jobs that put kinks in their shoulders and backs. The body has a good self- regulating mechanism, but we, 20th-centurv man, throw an aw- ful lot of obstacles into that bal- ance Arbetter says. "Cradling the phone between the ear and the shoulder, sitting in poor chairs, carrying a purse or gym bag on only one shoulder, falling asleep in front oi the television can do things to the circulation and the muscle structure that are just not kind Schicchi" by Giacomo Puccini, both operas will be sung in Eng- lish by a cast oi advanced voice students from the ECU School of Music. Most rolesarc double-cast, enabling singers to appear in at least two ot the four scheduled performances. According to Dr. Clyde Hiss, Opera Theater director, the two operas selected for the Theatre's annual Fehruarv production rep- resent the earliest and the latest operas oi the Italian "opera buffa" style. Short, humorous works of this type were originally intended to he staged between the acts of longer, serious operas. ECU Chancellor Richard Eakin will make a cameo (non- singing) appearance Friday in the role ot Buoso Donati in "Gianni Schicchi "TCBV" Sweetheart Pies &r . TCBV tra �� :��'�:�:� waist as u TCBV . . Nobody treats yoi LIKE � TCBV ft Soprano Grace Oh sings a duet with Calvin Braxton in the ECU Opera Theater's one-act Italian comic operas this weekend. Chancellor l-akin has a cameo appearance Friday night. I 2 5C OFF WAFFLE CONE OR.30C OFF WAFFLE C0NESUNDAE. One coupon per purcha.se at participating TCBY stores Void where orohibiti Offer Expires (expires 2-14-89 "TfftU" i I IDT 325 Arlington Blvd. The Country Best htgurt � Beside Little Caesai J Say Happy Valentines' Day The Contemporary Way with Y Sth Street cards by American Greetings. STUDENT STORE EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY WRIGHT BLDG. The Department of Resident Education Announces the New & Improved Benefits for Resident Advisors AMERICAN GREI flNGS Mi Ml l �A GUARANTEED PRIVATE ROOM �EARN $2300 STIPEND IN AN ACADEMIC YEAR �To meet a lot of different people �To hold a leadership position �To have a convenient job �To develop better communication skills �To learn organizational strategy �To hone human relations skills �To learn self management To have the opportunity to obtain skills that are transferable to the workplace APPLICATION DEADLINE FOR FALL 1 QftQ Employment: February 17, 1989. Applications can be obtained from any Residence Hall Office i 10 THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARY 9,1989 Nicaraguan publisher grows MANAGUA, Nicaragua (AP) � In less than 10 years since the Sandinista revolution, a na- tion that didn't even have a pub- lishing house has managed to produce more than 200 titlesand a crop of native authors. 'This is part of the revolution- ary process said Roberto Diaz Castillo, director of the state- owned New Nicaragua publish- ing company. "Before the revolu- tion the most important literary figures weren't published in Nicaragua Indeed, Nicaragua produced one of the Hispanic world's great poets, Ruben Dario, who died in 1916. But although Dario is re- vered as a strongly nationalist poet, he lived outside the country for most of his life. Under the long rule of the Somoza family that began in 1936, there was censorship and little encouragement from the state regarding the arts. However, the Sandinistas, who took over after a revolutionary war in 1979, put a lot of emphasis on all forms of culture. Artists, dancers, musi- cians and writers are encouraged by several government organiza- tions. Still, writers who don't tow the Sandinista line have trouble getting published, said Pablo Antonio Cuadra, a noted poet and director of the opposition news- paper La Prensa, which has been involved in frequent bitter con- flicts with the Sandinista govern- ment. "The Sandinistas say I'm the only poet opposed to the regime, but there are a lot of disenchanted poets he said. The roots and implications of the Sandinista revolution are the dominant subjects of New Nicaragua's list. Many of the rul- ing Sandinista leaders themselves are writers, and a list of authors from New Nicaragua can look like a who's who of the govern- ment. Vice President Sergio Ramirez is a novelist. Agrarian Reform Minister Jaime Wheelock is a historian. First Lady Rosario Murillo is a poet, as is former cul- ture minister Ernesto Cardenal. Gioconda Belli, one the nation's most popular poets, writes rich odes that couple love, eroticism and strong hope of a better tomorrow. Murillo, the common-law wife of the presi- dent, also writes mostly love poems based on the ideals of the revolution. The man considered by most as Nicaragua's finest living poet, Carlos Martinez Rivas, is on New Nicaragua's list but of a genera- tion apart from the revolution. One of his poems is a tribute to Charles Darwin, another a four- line poem called "Retrospection 1940-1980 Ramirez, vice president and one of the most popular novelists, recently published "Castigo Divino or "Divine Punish- ment The book, a spicy fictional- ized account of a scandalous murder in the 1930s, was also serialized in the Sunday supple- ment of the pro-government newspaper El Nuevo Diario. "The theme shows that a leader in the revolution doesn't necessarily have to write about the revolution Ramirez said. "The only political part of this book is that all the earnings will be used for a war fund AFTERNOON DELIGHT AT GROG's Reggae and Progressive Music Beverage Specials Doors OPEN at 5:30 Every Friday FREE ADMISSION Underage Welcome i ECU Opera Theater to present Dr. Eakin ! ECU News Bureau Two one-act Italian comic operas will be presented by the ECU Opera Theatre next month, in nightly performances at 8:15 pm tonight through Saturday and a Sunday matinee at 2 pm. The performances are scheduled for the Fletcher Music Center Recital Hall. Tickets to any performance are on sale at the ECU Central Ticket Office in Mendenhall Stu- dent Center at $5 each for the general public and $2.50 for stu- dents or for persons in groups of 10 or more. Each performance will in- clude "La Serva Padrona" ("The Maid Made Mistress") by Gio- vanni Pergolesi and "Gianni New yuppie perk is an old Swedish art PITTSBURGH (AP) � After hours hunched over a steering wheel, breathing bus fumes and fighting traffic, chauffeur Michael Manganaro needs to be kneaded. For him, it's a company perk, the kind of service offered State Department bureaucrats, profes- sional hockey players, and a growing number of other Ameri- cans. Manganaro and about 200 other employees of H.J. Heinz Co. can kick off their shoes and sink into a padded chair for a 15-min- ute rubdown once a week in a quiet conference room at the company's downtown headquar- ters. "Driving in the city really can tense you up Manganaro, 41, says as he gets out of the chair. "This really relaxes you. It really makes you feel good The rubdowns are offered as part of a new stress-reduction program in which the company pays half of the $12.50 fee for 15 minutes. It's one example of how massage is going mainstream in the United States. Thousands of Americans are getting rubbed the right way at work, health clubs, hotels, malls, airports, street fairs and at home. "Massage is no longer per- ceived as illicit or a toy for the idle rich. It's for everybody says Gene Arbetter, spokesman for the American Massage Therapy As- sociation. "It's for the average worker. It's for the weekend athlete, not just an Olympian The massage association esti- mates about 10 percent of Ameri- cans have tried professional mas- sage at least once. Those kneaded regularly often work in high- pressure jobs that put kinks in their shoulders and backs. 'The body has a good self- regulating mechanism, but we, 20th-century man, throw an aw- ful lot of obstacles into that bal- ance Arbetter says. "Cradling the phone between the ear and the shoulder, sitting in poor chairs, carrying a purse or gym bag on only one shoulder, failing asleep in front of the television can do things to the circulation and the muscle structure that are just not kind Schicchi" by Giacomo Puccini. Both operas will be sung in Eng- lish by a cast of advanced voice students from the ECU School of Music. Most roles are double-cast, enabling singers to appear in at least two of the four scheduled performances. According to Dr. Clyde Hiss, Opera Theater director, the two operas selected for the Theatre's annual February production rep- resent the earliest and the latest operas of the Italian "opera buffa" style. Short, humorous works of this type were originally intended to be staged between the acts of longer, serious operas. ECU Chancellor Richard Eakin will make a cameo (non- singing) appearance Friday in the role of Buoso Donati in "Gianni Schicchi Soprano Grace Oh sings a duet with Calvin Braxton in the ECU Opera Theater's one-act Italian comic operas this weekend. Chancellor Eakin has a cameo appearance Fnday night "TCBV"� Sweetheart Pies � A sweet gift idea your sweetheart or whole family will love. A delicious "TfJV" Sweetheart Pie - fat-tree Golden Vanilla or strawberry frown yogurt with almost half the calories of premium ice cream, topped with fresh strawberries. This delectable dessert is pleasing to the waist as well as the taste. So take home a "TCSV" Sweetheart Pie or any of our delicious pies, and share it with your sweetheart. Nobody treats YOU LIKE TCBV Ml Iff SM Say Happy Valentines' Day The Contemporary Way with W. 78th Street cards by American Greetings. STUDENT STORE EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY WRIGHT BLDG. 25C OFF WAFFLE CONE OR50C OFF WAFTLECONESUNDAE. 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Void where orohibited Offer Expires: (expires 2-14-89) "TffiU" I WIIT 325 Arlington Blvd. The Country s Best Ibgurt (Beside Little Caesar I II n 'T! w The Department: of Resident Education Announces the New & Improved Benefits for Resident Advisors AMERICAN GREETINGS � M Ml l nuri�.jn (.runnel nrporjlion �A GUARANTEED PRIVATE ROOM �EARN $2300 STIPEND IN AN ACADEMIC YEAR �To meet a lot of different people �To hold a leadership position �To have a convenient job �To develop better communication skills �To learn organizational strategy �To hone human relations skills �To learn self management �To have the opportunity to obtain skills that are transferable to the workplace � APPLICATION DEADLINE FOR FALL 19ftg Employment: February 17, 198� Applications can be obtained from any Residence Hall Office 'i If ll Divorcees seek new life 2 (AP) � Every year, more than million Americans in some de- ajiee of desperation seek a "sec- md chance" in life through di- vprce. But a new look at this phe- itpmenon finds that things are not ripcessarily better the second time arP"nd and the chances of success me more elusive than was thought. And society often forgets to think much about the 1 million or -O children a year who are in- volved in divorce, most of whom sense a loss of protection and fear 6) the future. Furthermore, the study snows, the aftershocks of divorce cvho through the personal lives of artl concerned at least a decade later. Judith VVallcrstein, a psy- chologist at the Universitv of Cali- tornia and founder of the Center tor the Family in Transition, has studied in depth 60 families for more than 10 years. Her findings are to be pub- lished next month in a book, Second Chances � Men, vVomen and Children a Decade After Divorce written in col- laboration with science writer Sandra Blakeslee. The sub-sub title is even more provocative. Who Wins, Who Loses � And Why Among the findings that Wallcrstein discovered as "new, scientific and unexpected was "that in most instances one person was much better off "One person is very impor- tant in life she says. "But the other member was, on balance, cither in the same place or not doing too well. You're looking at a much greater divergence after divorce, and that's entirely new Who gets the major benefit of "the second chance" boils down to who wanted the divorce, whether male or female. Wallcrstein says she is not against divorce. "Divorce is much more than the coup de grace of a stressful marriage she writes. "It is a new beginning that offers people second chances. It is no more and no less than an opportu- nity to rebuild lives. And there's the rub The book tells of the pitfalls, the expectations, the denial, and the quiet dramas through the voices of those involved, and Wallerstein has obviously won the trust and the understanding of these people with whom she has been involved these many years. "In the book there are three major families we built on she says. "I think those people started off equal We ask, 'Why did you get married?' Almost all of them tell us they married for love. They thought they were equal. They weren't shotgun marriages be- cause someone got pregnant, al- though some of them were. By and large they knew each other "In so rr.e of the marriages that we see, there never was a mar- riage, hovv'i'ver one defines mar- riages in terms of love, intimacy, friendship. There was unhappi- ness, loneliness or violence � whatever � from the start. "But i a wholegroup of these marriages, there was at some point a rcil marriage, and then it didn't endure for a whole lot of different reasons In investigating the aftermath of divorce :he found that each participant lias a different view, even the children, although they are almost unanimous in thinking that the divorce was a good thing for their parents. Not so for the children. "You're in a mine field of moral issues, because the children feel they are worse off Wallerstein says. "I'm not sure they were, but they feel they were, and that's an important distinction. I think in many way��� t hey were better off Nor is it a passing thing: "Again this finding 1 didn't ex- pect. I was startled when I first looked at it. It: crescendoes as they move into young adulthood, as they are locking at an important love affair, n important commit- ment. That's when they really worry: 'Am I going to be locked into what happened to my Mom and Dad? Diane Lane stars as a prostitute ! LOS ANGELES (AP) � Di- ane Lane was apprehensive about the reception awaiting her in Texas when she arrived for her role as a "sporting gal" in the CBS miniseries "Lonesome Dove One of her co-stars in the epic Western story is Tommy Lee Jones, who was her husband and a tough gambler in her last movie, "The Big Town During the filming of that movie, she says, Jones "was so pinto his character that I was little intimidated. When I fin- ked my parti ht wrtttotrt �fyrnfc kodbye. I was a little worried w he would greet me when 1 t to the 'Lonesome Dove' set. jell, he swung me around and lid, 'How are you, darling?' I'd per seen him so jovial. People -�ked and I said, 'He's my ex- isband, you know In the miniseries, Lane stars i Lorena Wood, the town prosti- te at the Dry Bean Saloon in nesome Dove, Texas. Most of � scenes are with Robert Du vail. 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IE EAST CAROLINIAN ILHKUAK l�w y The Clearly Labeled v.v , TPr LixLL'V o o g)iianaii�na o afciffos Quote of the week: "God is very very personal. � Stickboy Nature freak searches for 'grass' Dearest Earlvis. Hello. I am an outdoorsy type ol girl, and 1 just love to run, jump and play in the grass here at ECIJ The smell oi the feeling oi eupho- ria from a lit cigarette. Recently, 1 have noticed that all around campus, particularly the mall area, it is getting increas- ingly hard to find good rolling grass. My friend, Mary o Wana has noticed that there is no bud ding grass anywhere on campus Do you know where the green- green grass went? If you do, sweetness, please do tell. Signed, Hopelessly addicted to grass Dear Druggie, Wake up and smell the roaches. There is no room at this school for your kind. Crowing it in the middle of the campus, how absurd! Rolling around in the leafy, Tl K infested ding, get out oi here! So you catch a buzz, hide behind yourshadesand think you can pull E's leg with some crazed storv about lawn grass Hev. we yellow journalists aren't that gul- lible. Your hidden drug story is obviously a devious communist plot to weaken the fine moral fi- bers of ECl students. Ail this aside, and to really answer -our question, the most fertile grass grows in Aycock Dorm But before pursuing any clandestine drug deal in some slimy crevice of debauchery, heed the words ol out new Firs? ady Barbara Bush concerning bud- ding grass: "lust ?ay Mow. Confused Dear Big Egg In reading your column last Thursday, I was a bit contused about the ad ice you gave to the last four lettersorrectmeiflam wrong, clarify my situation it 1 am in error, but wasn't the advice to the letter mixed up in regards to the ropt i order ch they should have foIl �wed Signed, orn me it I am TUl Ask wrong Dear Correction Tape, Wake up and read the col- umn. Where did this egg thing come from? Yes, you arecorrect in your assumption: the advice given to the last four letters was interchanged. Reason: to test the reader for word retention and to see if the reader could coherently- deduce that E was Mucking With Your Mind. Inquirer Dear Earlvis, Reading the Crime Report in Tuesday's issue oi The Easter Carolinian, I saw a majority oi the crime incidents occurred in Aycock Dorm. Why do you think this is so? Signed, An Inquiring Mind ! ear Tabloid Reader, Wake up and look at the pic- ture. After conducting an extensive two-day research proj- ect into the matter, our crack team of investigators looked at this baffling issue from many angles. Our committee even went air borne to take this aerial photo- graph. As you will notice, this is a picture of Jones, Ayco.k and Scott Dormitories respec tively. Origi- nally in 1959, engineers planned to have these three dorms spell out the letters E -C - I'J. To make this history lesson short, Ira Isabel Uberry, a Greenville builder, had different ideas. Uberrry instructed work- men to build Jones and Aycock in the form of I's to spell out her initials: 1 - I - U. To answer your question: if you were a I when you were sup- posed to be a C, you w uild do a lot of drugs too. Why are parking tickets so expensive and where does the money that is given to campus security go? Signed, Ben Towed Dear Ben Bio wed, Wake up and smell the patrol car emissions. So it's raining. You missed the bus. You have a test in ten minutes. But as you wheel your green Dodge Duster into the commuter lot without a parking sticker, you suddenly fear having a $20 pink slip placed under the windshield wiper. As you drive home, you realize you flunked your test. That one test cost you a 1 in the class and made you academi- cally ineligible. You start drinking heavily and get a new acquain- tance pregnant. You get married and work for the rest of your lifeat the Procter and Gamble making "Always Honestly, I don't know any- thing about parking tickets. Tickets Dear Big G, Contract Hey Earl, 1 lev dude, I did a stupid and dumb thing last week, I signed a contract to live in the dorms. After three days, 1 couldn't take it any- more the stereos, thecommu nal showers and the loud radi i tors were too much forthiseighth- year senior. S I went down tothediret tor of housing and said "Heydud need to cruise this dorm si I fnfortunately, the (deleted' � sored) lady denied tin- request I lelp me E, I'm dying. Signed, Sick of Living in the ungle I tear (luns and Roses, Wake up and listen to the music. Come on, the dorm can't be that bad.Those Flintstone b : are so comfortable And the pri- vacy is uncomparable. f hree I i t your very own space, v I � :rv. At least you aren't und i parents' roof. Advice: Wake up and take a communal shower. Big E welcomes am and all letters. Send them or brine them to: Big E East Carolinian Publications Building Greenville, 27834 Dukes' quote of the week: Pride is one terrible master Waylon Jennings Siouxie turns Greenville restaurant to poetry bar Siouxie Siouv, the new owner of Siouxie's Poet-Filled Freehouse, looks on as the renova- tions continue on a favorite Greenville hangout (Photo by just Desserts Whitmire) SG A jellybean fracas turns into war, death GREENVILLE, N.C (HP) � Local restaurant Susie's Tree- house has been pj rchased by art rocker Siouxie Sioux and her group, the Banshees. Alter some renovations, the new Siouxie's Treehouse will op -n again tor the Greenville eating mblic. New owner Sioux saw the restaurant in an issue oi the ECU newspaper, The E ast Carolinian, and thought it would be a hip, trendy thing to own a restaurant. She contacted the present owner and offered a million dollars for the establishment. Sioux wants to redecorate the interior. "Black, let black. Super- sonic jet black. Stevie Nicks's n cara black. It mu -t move and flow with the essence of the bleak '80s � it must become the black- ness of our time she said. The existing booths will be converted to 32 individual "medi- tation nutrition" booths. "Hu- GREEWILLE, NC (ED The ECU Student Government Association's weekly meeting errupted into a jelly bean-throw- ing tight Monday. Four students were critically injured after they were pelted with the candy. The four legislators injured in the crossfire were admitted to Pitt Memorial Hospital after com- plaining of having large lumps in their throats. They have been placed in intensive care as sur- geons search for new techniques to remove the impacted jellv beans. Campus leaders are still baffled about the reasons for the incident but stated that it was probably related to a recent liqui- dation sale of y. II; beansatanarea retail store. Monday !b Bean War" has silenced the claims made ear- lier this week that the student legislature lacked maturity and competence. To most observers, the legislators carried themselves with the utmost respect and dig- nity by veiling "Open fire" before throwing and "Cease Fire" before reloading with more beans. "I commend these fine, out- standing students as they serve their constituents so well said SGA Commander in Jellv Bean Warfare LL. Bean. Bean said the incident oc- cured after legislator Steve Win- ters introduced legislation to cre- ate a treaty behind Pro-Bean and Anti-Bean factions. Winters was the first injured in the altercation as an estimated ten jelly beans were thrown into his mouth. As Pro-Bean forces turned over desks and rearmed their troops, Anti-Bean sent several warriors out on reconnaissance mission to K-Mart to find more jelly beans. 'The situation got kinda out of hand Winters said from his hospital room. In the aftermath of Monday's ruckus, an astounding 300,000 jelly beans were found on the floor of the legislature. Most of the jelly beans were squished and therefore rendered inedible. man interaction is a joke. We must learn to eat in the dark blackness that symbolizes lman commu- nication and its futility, " Sioux said. The booths will also be draped with dark tapestries to completely hide the diners from one another. The wait staff will be instructed to leave the patrons alone until they slash their wrist "The thin flowofblood across the floor will signal everyone that this is a human soul that needs that must have that spiritual and material sustenance that we all share. Only then will the staff take a customer's order or call an ambulance she explained. The rock and roll atmosphere that characterized the old Susie's will be dropped in favor of a more macabre, death rock theme. Local muscians will no Linger be in- vited to perform on the small stage. "1 have many associates - will be willing tocomeshare U tales of suffering and the pain that grows within the innermost a Members of Bauhaus, the Cure Boy George Sioux explains be discarded and v lumes unpublished poetry will be avail- able tor diversion instead. The menu will remain virtually the same but will N-1 renamed kh Customers can look forward rdering "92 BLT 'TeekV Pizza, "Fried Mushroomsan Dust Spellbound Spaghetti i long Kong Garden Salad " Si ux believes that her new restaurant is just what the Emer- ald C nv needs "I've never seen such a town populated with so many poets. Cloaked in swaths of black and pale from the floures- cent sun 1 come to offer them the true Emerald City at the end of their broken yellow brick road Fake Pirate mascot terrifies the Emerald City Look out world! God's on a nut-out again! HEAVEN, The Cosmos � Theologians and religious psv- chologists arc agreeing God is on a big nut-out! The evidence Rev. Klee Toms has gathered suggests impres- sively that the Almightv may have wigged out almost three years ago and has been out of A Notice to Our Loyal Readers The Clearly Labeled East Carolinian Satire Page is under new, less offensive manage- ment. No longer will readers of this page be forced to contend with such violently offensive material as obese females who write dreadful verse, homicidal humanoid squirrels, measles victims, goiter burgers or Rugby players, except maybe some- times. control ever since' Torus says, "Ever since the appearance of Han Quayle on the national political scene, I've been convinced that He had lost His mind. I decided to investigate The results, he says, have been frightening. The plethora of mindless syndicated sitcomsin the late '80s, such as "Small Wonder "21 lump Street and "Out oi This World helped lead Torus to his startling conclusion. Other evi- dence included the influx of heavy metal ballads in the MTV Countdown, the ubiquitous ap- pearance of Flvis s ghost and the whole Dirtv Dancing phenome- non. "These things were too foul to be the work of men and too subtle tor the work of Satan. I hat left only God, but a c ,od who has seri- ously lost it Torus said. "A God who, with too much time to kill, has finally gone off the deep end and begun to toy with a planet that is in deep doo-doo already Dr. Justa Jack in agrees. A noted psychologist with the pres- tigious and heavily-advertised Brynn-Marr hospital, jackin feels that this is not the first time God has gone "temporarily loopy, in the cosmic sense "Just how do you think all those dinosaurs got here?" he asks. "I mean, really. Those things were the product of a deranged, if not drugged mind. Can you imag- ine the skyscraper-high piles of excrement laying all over the place?" Jackin asks. "Onlv a mad- man could do that to a defenseless planet lackin points out other peri- ods of history that are inexpli- cable according to historical rec- ords of the time. 'The whole middle ages, the Spanish Inquisi- tion, the Nixon years all these are per feet examples of a Su preme Being out of touch with his mental faculties He adds that there is no rea- son that God won't come back to his senses. "But of course, we're dealing with a deity who took seven days to create an entire universe. Who knows how long it might take this time?" GREENVILLE, :TC (PP) � Kinky's Photocopy and Ice Cream Parlor is the latest victim in a crime that's row becoming more noticeable throughout the Emerald City: tin e defacing oi store windows bya mystery artist who paints warped i mages of the ECU pirate. The crime wave began qui- etly several months ago when the mystery painter decorated the front window of Malcom's Cheeseburger Heaven on Fifth Street. Most customers believed Malcolm himself created the hide- ous mural since it remained on the window, when in fact, the damn t'ing won't come off ac- cording to owner Malcolm Gitz. "I came ta work one momin saw it and thought � what da hell? Then I tries toipentinc, high- octave gas, a razah blade, even hydrocarbolic acid but nuttin' worked! " Similar stories have been told by other merchants around the city, at establishments such as Queen Sandwich, Funky-Fresh Way, I Don't Freaki n' Believe It's Yogurt, and Dinktn' Do-nuts. Shanna Katana, night-man- ager of I Can't Freaki n' Believe It's Yogurt, added another observa- tion. "Late at night when there's no customers in the place, it it talks! It mumbles dir ty things, like my uncle's sailor friends used to do � it's horrible Though no other area em- ployees have verified Katana's story, many have noticed that small children who c ome near the Pirate image almost: always run away from it after a minute, screaming and crying. In addi- tion, dogs turn ta il and run, and the fur rises on cat's' backs. ECU officials have made it clear that the Pirates are not being painted by any artists affiliated with the school. "You'll notice that these pirates don't look very much like our mascot at all said Jerry Atnc, Dean of the School o( Image. "These pirates have tiny little waists that could never sup- port the girth of our manlv mas- cot. And they wear uglv yellow baggy pants. Everybody knows those are out oi style The Emerald City Police still have no leads as to the identity of the Mystery Artist, or what insol- uble chemical is being used to prevent the images removal Time-Life books plans to do a series on the phenomenon, due out this summer. The baleful face of this false Pirate mascot� has poppTdTpU over town. Time-Life� books will be doing a series of books on the phenomenon. (Photo by Juvenile Delinquint Whitmire) "N. 12 THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARYS 1969 The Clearly Labeled la�� �giff�I132iifi�im �8i?( Quote of the week: "God is very very personal � Stickboy Nature freak searches for 'grass' Dearest Earlvis, Hello, I am an outdoorsy type of girl, and I just love to run, jump and play in the grass here at ECU. The smell of the feeling of eupho- ria from a lit cigarette. Recently, I have noticed that all around campus, particularly the mall area, it is getting increas- ding grass: "Just Say Mow ingly hard to find good rolling grass. My friend, Mary Jo Wana has noticed that there is no bud- ding grass anywhere on campus. Do you know where the green- green grass went? If you do, sweetness, please do tell. school for your kind. Growing it in the middle of the campus, how absurd! Rolling around in the leafy, THC infested drug, get out of here! So you catch a buzz, hide behind your shades and think you can pull E's leg with some crazed story about lawn grass. Hey, we yellow journalists aren't that gul- lible. Your hidden drug story is obviouslv a devious communist plot to weaken the fine moral fi- bers of ECU students. All this aside, and to really answer your question, the most fertile grass grows in Aycock Dorm. But before pursuing any clandestine drug deal in some slimy crevice of debauchery, heed the words of our new First Lady Barbara Bush concerning bud- Jmsft Ask BigE Why are parking tickets so expensive and where does the money that is given to campus security go? Signed, Ben Towed Dear Ben Blowed, � more � the stereos, the commu- nal showers and the loud radia- tors were too much for this eighth- year senior. So I went down to the director of housing and said "Hey dude, 1 need to cruise this dorm stuff car emissions. So it's raining. You missed the bus. You have a test in ten minutes. But as you wheel your green Dodge Duster into the commuter lot without a parking wrong extensive two-day research proj- Dear Correction Tape, et into thematter' �Uf crack team Wake up and read the col- of investigators looked at this umn. Where did this egg thing J�ffling ,ssue from many angles. come from? Yp? vnn arornrrprt in ur committee even went air you? ra0sTumioynUathe0SS e "�� �� take this aerial photo- ?�ff-ffi given to the last four letters was 8raPAh- ifiJSSP f a interchanged. Reason: to test the As vou wi� � "� � ��isn,eld wlPer As vou � reader for word retention and to Pjctureof Jones, Aycock and Scott home v�u ahze you flunked see if the reader could coherently rrn'tories respectively. Origi- "LP- nally in 1959, engineers planned . � one test cost you a F Wake up and smell the patrol Unfortunately, the (deleted) (cen sored) lady denied the Help me E, I'm dying. request. Confused Dear Big Egg, deduce that E was Mucking With Your Mind. Inquirer Dear Earlvis, Reading the Crime Report in Signed, Sick of Living in the Jungle Dear Guns and Roses, Wake up and listen to the music. Come on, the dorm can't be that bad. Those Flintstone beds are so comfortable. And the pri- to have these three dorms spell tne c,ass and made you academi- vacy is uncomparable. Three feet out the letters E - C - VJ. cally ineligible. You start drinking of your very own space, what a To make this history lesson heavily and get a new acquain- luxury, short, Ira Isabel Uberry, a tance pregnant. You get married At least you aren't under your Greenville builder, had different and work for the rest of your lifeat ideas. Uberrry instructed work- tne Procter and Gamble making paints roof. Advice: Wake up n reading your column last Tuesday's issue of The Easter rhursday, I was a bit confused Carolinian, I saw a majority of the Signed, Hopelessly addicted to grass Dear Druggie, Wake up and smell the roaches. There is no room at this was a about the advice you gave to the last four letters. Correct me if I am wrong, clarify my situation if I am in error, but wasn't the advice to the letters mixed up in regards to the proper order in which they should have followed. Signed, Correct me if 1 am crime incidents occurred in Aycock Dorm. Why do you think this is so? Signed, An Inquiring Mind Dear Tabloid Reader, Wake up and look at the pic- ture. After conducting an men to build Jones and Aycock in the form of I's to Sfell out her initials: I -1 - U. To answer your question: if you were a I when ycu were sup- posed to be a C, you would do a lot of drugs too. Tickets Dear Big G, 'Always Honestly, I don't know any- thing about parking tickets. Contract Hey Earl, Hey dude, I did a stupid and dumb thing last week, I signed a contract to live in the dorms. After three days, I couldn't take it any- and take a communal shower. Big E welcomes any and all letters. Send them or brine them to: BigE East Carolinian Publications Building Greenville, 27834 Dukes' quote of the week: 'Pride is one terrible master Waylon Jennings Siouxie turns Greenville restaurant to poetry bar GREENVILLE, N.C (BP) - Local restaurant Susie's Tree man interaction is a joke. We must " have man v associates who learn to eat in the dark blackness will be willing to come share their house has been m. rchased by art that symbolizes hman commu- tales of suffering and the pain that rocker Siouxie S,oux and her nication and its futility, " Sioux grows Wlth,n the innermost soul. group, the Banshe es. After some said. renovations, the new Siouxie's The booths will also be Treehouse will open again for the draped with dark tapestries to Greenville eating public. completely hide the diners from New owner Sioux saw the one another. The wait staff will be restaurant in an issue of the ECU instructed to leave the patrons newspaper, The East Carolinian, alone until they slash their wrists, and thought it would be a hip, "Thethin flow of blood across trendy thing to own a restaurant. She contacted the present owner and offered a million dollars for Members of Bauhaus, the Cure, Boy George Sioux explains. be discarded and volumes of unpublished poetry will be avail- able for diversion instead. The menu will remain virtually the same, but will be renamed m Siouxie Sioux, the new owner of Siouxie's Poet-Filled Treehouse, looks on as the renova- tions continue on a favorite Greenville hangout. (Photo by Just Desserts Whitmire) SGA jellybean fracas turns into war, death the establishment. Sioux wants to redecorate the interior. "Black. Jet black. Super- sonic jet black. Stevie Nicks's n. acara black. It must move and flow with the essence! of the bleak '80s � it must become the black- ness of our time she said. The existing booths will be converted to32 individual "medi- tation nutrition" booths. "Hu- the floor will signal everyone that hon�r of her songs. this is a human soul that needs Customers can look forward that must have that spiritual and to ordering "92� BLT Teek-A- material sustenance that we all GREENVILLE, NC (EP) � The ECU Student Government Association's weekly meeting errupted into a jelly bean-throw- ing fight Monday. Four students dation sale of jelly beans at an area ate a treaty behind Pro-Bean and share. Only then will the staff take a customer's order or call an ambulance she explained. The rock and roll atmosphere that characterized the old Susie's will be dropped in favor of a more macabre, death rock theme. Local muscians will no longer be in- vited to perform on the small stage. Boo Pizza "Fried Mushroomsin Dust "Spellbound Spaghetti' and "Hong Kong Garden Salad' Sioux believes that her new restaurant is just what the Emer- ald City needs. "I've never seen such a town populated with so many poets. Cloaked in swaths of black and pale from the flounes- cent sun I come to offer them Hie. true Emerald City at the end their broken yellow brick road retail store. Monday's "Jelly Bean War" has silenced the claims made ear- lier this week that the student were critically injured after they legislature lacked maturity and were pelted with the candy. competence. To most observers, The four legislators injured in tne legislators carried themselves the crossfire were admitted to Pitt with the utmost respect and dig- Memorial Hospital after com- nity by yelling "Open fire" before plaining of having large lumps in throwing and "Cease Fire" before their throats. They have been reloading with more beans, placed in intensive care as sur- 1 commend these fine, out- geons search for new techniques standing students as they serve to remove the impacted jelly their constituents so well said beans. SCJA Commander in Jelly Bean Campus leaders are still Warfare, L.L. Bean, baffled about the reasons for the Bean said the incident co- incident but stated that it was CUTed after legislator Steve Win- probably related to a recent liqui- ters introduced legislation to cre- Anti-Bean factions. Winters was the first injured in the altercation as an estimated ten jelly beans were thrown into his mouth. As Pro-Bean forces turned over desks and rearmed their troops, Anti-Bean sent several warriors out on reconnaissance mission to K-Mart to find more jelly beans. "The situation got kinda out of hand Winters said from his hospital room. In the aftermath of Monday's ruckus, an astounding 300,000 jelly beans were found on the floor of the legislature. Most of the jelly beans were squished and therefore rendered inedible. Fake Pirate mascot terrifies the Emerald City those are out of style GREENVILLE, IMC (PP) � painted by any artists affiliated Kinky's Photocopy and Ice with the school. "You'll notice Cream Parlor is the la test victim in that these pirates don't look very a crime that's now becoming much like our mascot at all said more noticeable t hroughout the Jerry Atric, Dean of the School of Emerald City: the defacing of Image. "These pirates have tiny store windows by a mystery artist little waists that could never sup- who paints warped i mages of the port the girth of our manly mas Look out world! God's on a nut-out again! HEAVEN, The Cosmos � control ever since! Theologians and religious psy- Torus says, "Ever since the chologists are agreeing God is appearance of Dan Quayle on the on a big nut-out J national political scene, I've been The evidence Rev. Klee Torus convinced that He had lost His has gathered suggests impres- mind. I decided to investigate sively that the Almighty may The results, he says, have have wigged out almost three been frightening. Brynn-Marr hospital, Jackin feels that this is not the first time God has gone "temporarily loopy, in the cosmic sense "Just how do you think all those dinosaurs got here?" he ECU pirate. The crime wave began qui- etly several months ago when the mystery painter decorated the front window of Malcom's Cheeseburger Heaven on Fifth Street. Most customers believed Malcolm himself created the hide- ous mural since it remained on the window, when in ifact, the damn f ing won't come off ac- cording to owner Malcolm Gitz. "I came ta work one momin saw it and thought � what da hell? Then I tries toipjentine, high- octave gas, a razah blade, even hydrocarbolic acid but nuttin' worked Similar stories have been told cot. And they wear ugly yellow The Emerald City Police sfj have no leads as to the identity i the Mystery Artist, or what ii uble chemical is being used $ prevent the images' removal Time-Life books plans to do A ? baggy pamsEveryfc&y Lows � Lnomenon, � out this summer. years ago and has been out of A Notice to Our Readers Loyal The Clearly Labeled East Carolinian Satire Page is under new, less offensive manage- ment. No longer will readers of this page be forced to contend with such violently offensive material as obese females who write dreadful verse, homicidal humanoid squirrels, measles victims, goiter burgers or Rugby players, except maybe some- times. The plethora of mindless syndicated sitcoms in the late'80s, such as "Small Wonder "21 Jump Street and "Out of This World helped lead Torus to his startling conclusion. Other evi- dence included the influx of heavy metal ballads in the MTV Countdown, the ubiquitous ap- pearance of Elvis's ghost and the whole Dirty Dancing phenome- non. 'These things were too foul to be the work of men and too subtle for the work of Satan. That left only God, but a God who has seri- ously lost it Torus said. "A God who, with too much time to kill, has finally gone off the deep end and begun to toy with a planet that is in deep doo-doo already Dr. Justa Jackin agrees. A asks I mean really. Ttose things by other merchants around the were the product ofa deranged, if dtV at establishments such as not drugged mind. Can you imag- Queen Sandwich, Funky-Fresh ine the skyscraper-high piles of WaV j Don't Freaki n' Believe It's excrement laying all over the place?" Jackin asks. "Only a mad- man could do that to a defenseless planet Jackin points out other peri- ods of history that are inexpli- cable according to historical rec- ords of the time. "The whole Yogurt, and Dinkin' Do-nuts. Shanna Katana, night-man- ager of I Can't Freaki n' Believe It's Yogurt, added another observa- tion. "Lateat night wl wn there's no customers in the place, it it talks! It mumbles dirty things, like middle ages, the Spanish Inquisi- my uncle's sailor friends used to tion, the Nixon years all these do � it's horrible are perfect examples of a Supreme Being out of touch with his mental faculties He adds that there is no rea- son that God won't come back to his senses. "But of course, we're dealing with a deity who took seven days to create an entire noted psychologist with thepres- Y-Who knows how long it ti�mi and hviiv-aHvJLn might take this timer tigious and heavily-advertised Though no other area em- ployees have verifiied Katana's story, many have noticed that small children who come near the Pirate image almost: always run away from it after a minute, screaming and crying. In addi- tion, dogs turn tail and run, and the fur nses on catts' backs. ECU officials have made it clear that the Pirat es are not being The baleful face of this false Pirate mascot� has popped up ail over town. Time-Life� books wiU be doing a series of books on the phenomenon. (Photo by Juvenile Delinquint Whitmire) mm�- II IE I As CAl n AKi � i �9 13 Overkill By Friedrich J ttjLlURN! �S-7 i v i ' " - j k � �� ��1�ER?JE ,UV�vs:lV r-C" f'TWi fjsai&a - n 11 "�5? 1 ' - V. T� . Sip h P � Y3 .v.1 -41&C ' w ; a V f. -�Our i-flpl 1 H IMG, ��i . (S� rales ot the Undercover ( i V. Hv Parker J s.V fc. T r l-lfi�H TUPS EASY s rt i �Ste& fcs U a 4 j �?"� � (� V L I r1� m htiSr&Z Orpheus LASTWEBK ' �!ien I hi kid I had i Teddy Beir njmcd Konboo. We were Km friends 11 �Ml 01) pirnlshjd to burn him ��(, Harris Dts;oi�fftf KM�; t � .� WMMrm msnipmrs iamies � HEROES ;01. TMClR MONSTER SAAvy ' irris and (lore JUMPtN'WlTMC I IwTH CLASSICAL I , MONSTER : I ANATHEMA "� CrMONlC tOO) rif Win - I I fAEfj A GIANT ECTOrVASMlC PASLEVP�lrJT- ' AN rrfcC ViNC, r just ABSORBED TCJE. 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CAPSFD. iTi By Vickers Hey NIX, VKotlS Arf Wti 1,1 Think Ar-r IS BEaui. ar -DSS'Cn. r bLovt, A - is A rt ,S w "We better get out there- they're big enough to hurt each other -Uncle Jesse Since we are still running the huge cattle-call for new cartoonists, we thought we'd give everyone a brief lecture on . . . How To Submit a New Cartoon First, come up with an idea for a strip. Then pencil it out. Ink it if you have pens (if you don't, you won't be able to work here anyway). Then bring it to the East Carolinian so we can laugh at itbecause it'll be funny, right') Pont hring other pretty pictures you drew, because we don't understand it if it ain't comics. Do draw up a few strips, so we can make sure you're not a one-hit wonder. Now, here is an example of the type of humor we DON'T WANT DO NOT SUBMIT SOMETHING LIKE THIS Editor's Note: No one actually submitted anything like this, it is purely contrived. Eye of Fire Hv Ocleshy STrVE APPEARED AND THEAi PKAPPEAREP? ONLY THOMp- l p �0V COlLP PO THAT. f MULD ME Hm &0T7EFm ,T?5 �cW� FROM THE & There you have it! Now you're ready to come down here and be big-time! Remember, we like strips that are innovative, creative, thought-out and entertaining. We won't print anything like that, but that's what we like. And to any of you precomous snobby-types who don't bring anything by because you think ifd be lowering yourself to work for this paper, WHO NFFDS YA Fun and Games by Jeff ' �ot an A in Espanol" Parker �Mt THE EAST CAROl INI AN Half the signees from North Carolina Sports FEBRUARY 9, 1989 PAGE 14 National Signing Day profitable for new coaching staff By CHRIS SIEGEL Awl. Sports Fditor A lot of people were in the Pirate Club waiting with anxiety anda feeling of hope. Wednesday was National Signing Day for high school football players and Pirate fans were waiting to see who first-year Head Coach Bill Lewis would recruit. And by the reactions of all involved it was a good day. Lewis and his staff received 24 committments from high school football players from five states. Twelve of the players are from North Carolina, while the other 12 are from South Carolina, Georgia, Florida and Louisiana. The players ECU did get committments from passed up on some big name colleges to play football at East Carolina. The Pirates beat out such schools as South Carolina, Florida, Florida State, LSU, Penn State, UCLA and Michigan to get these players. By recruiting 12 players from in-state, Lewis stuck to his word that he and his staff would recruit heavily inside North Carolina. "We feel comfortable that we worked the state as hard as we could for the time we had Lewis said. "There's not a kid in the state we didn't go after Three of the players came right from ECU's own backyard. Carlestcr Crumpler, Jr Timmy Moore and Don Thompson are all BILL LEWIS from Rose High School and aided in the Rampants winning the Big East Conference title last season. East Carolina can sign one more player, because NCAA regulations say that a team can sign 25 recruits. The Pirates are hoping to sign Marlon Williams from Atlanta, Ga. The 6' 3 200 pound linebacker has narrowed his choices to ECU, Georgia Tech and Wisconsin. Many of the players have re- ceived honors and awards for their play on the field and also in the classroom. Three of the North Carolina players were ranked in the top 30 recruits in the state. Crumpler, Moore and Victor McBryde of Red Springs were all named to the top 30 players in the state by the Raleigh News & Ob- server. Crumpler and Moore were also named Associated Press First Team All-State. Lewis and his staff did not fully take shape until late Decem- ber, so there was little time to recruit. Lewis, however, was sat- isfied wiih his staff's effort. "Con- sidering the late start we had, I am pleased with the k; s we have coming in Lewis aid. This year's ecruiting class should fill sorr of the voids left open by graduation and it also should sure up some trouble spots. East Carolina lost three key position players from their offen- sive backfield. Reggie McKinney, Tim James and Jarrod Moody have graduated leaving the Pi- rates short on running backs. So to sure up the short supply of runners, ECU recruited four run- ning backs, with Moore and McBryde being two of them. With talk of a new offense that would utilize the tight end as a receiver, the Pirates needed to recruit some tight ends. Once again Lewis and his staff came through recniiting two big tight ends. Ike Pullett of Baton Rouge, La and Rodney Jones of Fay- etteville, will come to work at the tight end position. One of the most noticable problems from last year's team was the lack of a consistent kicker. Joel Blackerby signed a letter of intent which should help in the kicking department. The Mari- etta, Ga kicker was successful on 24 of 33 field goal attempts for his career. He has kicked two field goals of 48 yards and one of 49 yards in his career. Whether these recruits will make an instant impact on the Pirate team has yet to be seen. But they have brought a sigh of relief and a new found optimism to the pirate program. The recruits will not arrive until fall, so Lewis' main concern is to work with the players who are here. He feels that he has to build a nucleus with these players to be prepared for next season. Lewis says that he will begin recruiting for the 1990 season af- ter a short break. "I am going to go the staff two days off and then on Monday we will begin recruiting for next season Lewis said. Now that recruiting is over, the next step for Lewis and his staff will be to see what he has to work with. He will get a good feel Pirates continue road woes George Mason continues winning streak By MARK BARBER Sports Writer (FAIRFAX,VA)�A rose is a rose is a rose East Carolina changed their playing scenery Wednesday night, but the story seemed to remain the, sarne.JJLek.wha4 has happened Several times this year, the Pirates played a good first half, only to be put away in the first five minutes of the second half and eventually lost the game, this time televised, to George Mason, 83�65. The loss is a repeat perform- ance for the Pirates, who continue to struggle on the road. Senior Blue Edwards scored his usual 20- plus points, 27 in all, but ECU's guards could only muster a mere eight points combined. Add it up and the Pirates fall to 10�11 on the year and 4�6 in the Colonial Athletic Association, while George Mason, paced with 23 points from current CAA player of the week Kenny Sand- ers, climbs to 12�9, 7�3 with their sixth straight win. I f there was a bright spot to be found in thebackcourt for ECU, it was that Jeff Kelly set a school career assist record during the contest. Kelly had three assists on the night, moving him ahead of Curt Vandcrhorst (232) for first place on the career list with 235 assists. The Pirates don't get a chance to relax and regroup as they head into the Convocation Center in Harrisonburg, Va. Saturday to take on the Dukes of James Madi- son. ECU will look to repeat last year's invasion at JMU, when the Pirates took a 68�65 victory over the Dukes. Wednesday, ECU kept the game close throughout the first half. The Pirates took the first lead in the contest on a rebound lay� in by Reed Lose. Robert Dykes countered for the Patriots, hitting a short bucket inside to tie the game at two. Edwards then showed his stuff, hitting a 10-foot jumper off the glass. The 4�2 lead was the night's last for the Pirates. GMU's Danny Deanc dished a pass inside to Dykes, who laved in two more of hisl6 total points, tying the score at four. The Patriots sooted their noxt fou r from the outside: Steve Smi th hit on a 15-foot jump shot and Sanders buried an 18-footer. Over the next eight minutes, GMU stayed barely ahead of the Pirates. With 7:18 in the half, the score was 26�21, ECU held close by seven points each from Ed- wards and Gus Hill and three from Kenny Murphy. Down by five, the Pirates got a bucket apiece from Edwards, Hill and sophomore center Stanley Love to close within one, 28�27. The Patriots then went to their bench and took the ball out- side. Reserves Earl Moore and Chuck Broadnax combined for nine points in the final six min- utes, and a lay-in by ECU's Casey Mote with five seconds in the pe- riod closed out the half with GMU ahead 42�34. Over and over this season coach Mike Steelc has been heard saying that in order for his Pirates to win ballgames, they would have to be in a position to win with five minutes to go in the contests. That quote by Steele is usu- ally heard after a loss like the one Wednesday night. Mason looked to Sanders at the start of the second period, and the senior responded to the call. Held to only nine points in the first half, Sanders started the Pa- triots off in the second with eight straight points to ECU's none. Sanders spinning and hitting in the paint. Sanders rebounding and laying-in. Sanders driving baseline. Sanders going up in traf- fic. See ROAD, oage 16 Women win handily on road By KRISTEN HALBERG Sporti Editor Grctta Savage led the Lady Pirates in their win against Dela- ware Slate College Wednesday night when she tied her career high of 26 points to give East Carolina an 87-66 victory on the road in Dover, Delaware. The Lady Pirates rallied from their defeat against Richmond Feb. 4 to come out fighting right from the beginning of the contest with this non-conference foe. And by halftime, East Carolina was up by 15 points, 41-26. The Ladv Pirates have won two out of four games in a five game stretch on the road. Their final game will take them to Washington D.C. to play Howard University tonight before the' return to Minges Coliseum. The key element in the game was the Lady Pirates' ability to rebound. ECU killed the Lady Hornets on the boards grabbing 32 defensive rebounds alone and 47 altogether while Deleware State had 36 altogether. Savage and Sarah Gray domi- nated the boards for the Lady Pirates each grabbing 11. Deleware State's Barbara Burges grabed 10 rebounds for the Lady Hornets. She was also the high scorer for Deleware State with her 20-point contribution. ECU shot 59 percent for the night while Deleware State could only muster a 38 percent accuracy from the field. Two other Lady Pirates scored in the double figures be- sides Savage. Sarah Gray scored 19 points while Pam Williams made a modest contribution with Senior leadership By TOM ASHBY Sport Writer Pam Williams powers in for the layup against conference foe, American University. Leadership is gained through experience. East Carolina's Lady Pirate basketball team is a great example of this. The 1988-89 squad relies on four seniors to provide quality leadership. Rose Miller, Chris O'Conner, Gretta Savage, and Pam Williams have answered the challenge. At mid-season, the Lady Pi- rate hoopsters are 8-7 overall with a 3-3 mark in CAA play. If they continue their same pace, they will be on the road to an improved season compared to last year's campaign (8-20, 2-10 in CAA play). Much of the success can be attributed to the strong play and for that on March 18 when the Pirates take the field for spring practice. They will then don the purple and gold April 22 for the Annual Purple and Gold Scrim- mage. Here is a list of the 24 recruits: 11 points. ECU did have trouble on the foul line. They were a weak nine for 16 from the free throw line which is only 56 percent. Deleware State's loss to East Carolina puts the Lady Hornets 11-10 for the season. East Carolina moved up to 10-9 in their season tally while in the conference they remain at 4-4. When the Lady Pirates return home thev will f acecompetition in the conference again as they host the Dukes of James Madison Sat- urday at 7 p.m. On Monday, the Patriots of George Mason visit Minges as they attempt to defeat ECU. Game time for this confron- tation will be at 7 p.m. positive leadership ot the seniors. Coach Pat Pierson had comments on each one of the seniors and their roles on the team. The first is Rose Miller. Pri- marily a role player, Rose is the team's sixth man. A 6'2" center out of Newberry High School in Newberry, S.C. Rose took MVP honors for three consecutive years during her time there. Rose is a good rebounder with a delicate shooting touch inside the paint. She adds versatil- ity by being able to play the for- ward position in addition to cen- ter. Her major is Information Processing and she hopes to attain an MBA after graduation. She enjoys outdoor sports in her free time. "Rose is a coach's dream, See SENIORS, page 15 Carlester Crumpler, Jr Outside Linebacker, 6' 6 220, Greenville Don Thompson, Defensive Back, 5' 11 175, Greenville Timmy Moore, Running Back, 5' 9 215, Greenville Jeffrey Cooke, Outside Linebacker, 6' 1 215, Sanford Greg Smith, Offensive Lineman, 6' 2 250, Chocowinitv Derek Taylor, Linebacker, 6' 1 240, Atlanta, Ga. Garrett Beasley, Defensive Back, 6' 1 190, Atlanta, Ga. Ike Pullett, Tight End, 6' 4 230, Baton Rouge, La. Darren Willis, Quarterback-Wide Receiver, 6' 0 173, Macon, Ga. Ed Carter, Outside Linebacker, 6' 4 200, Tallahassee, Fla. Daryl Taylor, Offensive Lineman, 6' 4 260, Favetteville Travis Render, Defensive Back, 5' 10 180, Decatur, Ga. David Blackwell, Offensive Lineman, 6' 3 270, Berea, S.C. Chris Patterson, Offensive Lineman, 6' 5 240, Marietta, Ga. Rodney Jones, Tight End, 6' 3 230, Favetteville Thomas Coleman, Defensive Lineman, 6' 3 260, Miami, Fla. Derrick Pasley, Running Back-Defensive Back, 6' 1 190, Durham Levi Beck with, Quarterback-Defensive Back, 6' 3 180, Raleigh Joel Blackerby, Placekicker-Punter, 5' 8 180, Marietta, Ga. George Koonce, Linebacker, 6' 2 235, New Bern Victor McBryde, Running Back, 6' 1 227, Red Springs Cedric Van Buren, Running Back, 5' 11 185, Charleston, S.C. Stephen Brown, Offensive Tackle, 6' 5 290, Winston-Salem Clayton Driver, Wide Receiver, 6' 1 190, College Park, Ga. Kenneth Crawford, Lineman, 6' 6 240, Riviera Beach, Fla. As Reed Lose looks on, Stanley Love drives strong towards the basket in a loss against George Mason earlier this season. ECU could not break GMU's winning streak as it boasts six wins in a row as a result of Wednesdays action (Photo bv ECU Photo- lab). Kelly: Mr. Assist (FAIRFAX, VA.) � Jeff Kelly, the going into thecontcsi against the senior point guard from ECU, Patriots at 232 assists for his ca- broke the all-time careeer assist reer. He then earned three more Jo give him 235 assists and gave himself the edge over the former record holder Curt Vanderhorsi. Vandcrhorst played for East Carolina in 1982-86 when he set the 232 career assist record. Kelly also ties the league in assists with William & Marv's Matt O'Reilly. They have 4.3 as- sists per game. In addition, Kelly is on the JEFF KELLY Top 10 list in the Colonial Athletic record for ECU in Wednesday Association for steals. He night's game against George averages 1.5 steals per game plae- Mason University. inghimin fourth place in the CAA Kelly was tied with the record statistics. Sanders honored third straight week Page also had 10 rebounds and seven steals in the game. She lead the CAA in steals, averaging three a game, and is second in scoring with 18.7 points per game. � Sanders, a senior forward from Washington, D.C, wins the award for the third straight week In two games last week, Sanders had 50 points and 29 rebounds, including a 33-point, 22-rebound game against American. RICHMOND (AP) � Char- lene Page of UNC-Wilmington and George Mason's Kenny Sand- ers were named the Colonial Athletic Association players of the week, the conference an- nounced Monday. Page, a sophomore guard form Apex, N.C was 11 of 19 from the field and three of five from the free-throw line for 27 points as Wilmington defeated William & Mary 73-52 last week. v? it V : 3 THE EAST CAROLINIAN FEBRUARY 9,1989 15 Lady Pirates rely on veterans for success Introducing Continued from page 14 Pierson said. She is very coopera- tive and coachable. She has pro- vided us with a strong sixth man and also with senior leadership. She could be a little more physi- cal Her best game so far has been a 13-point effort in a victory over UNC-Wilmington. Another key senior is Chris O'Conner. A'5'9" forward, O Conner led the Pirates in three point goals (21) and in three-point percentage (48). She led her high school team to a 1984 Penn- sylvania State Championship. A consistent player, Chris averaged 7.3 points per game last year. This year, she is leading the team in free throw percentage with a blazing 90 percent. Chris is an Industrial Tech major with outside interests in travel and reading. Before the season, Pierson said Chris would be a big leader as a senior. She hasn't let the coach or the team down. "She is showing good leadership Pierson said. "Chris has improved her inside passing and her defense. We would like her to shoot more, especially against the zone. Her number of turnovers has dropped and we are glad to see this Her top performance this season was a 14-point game in a win over N.C. A&T. She is second on the team in assists with 3.1 per game. Gretta Savage has provided steady play at the pivot position. A 6'2" center, Savage played her high schoool ball in Orangeburg, S.C. She received all-state honors in 1985 and was also a standout in track, making all-conference. Savage had a strong 10.7 ppg last year and is not far off that mark this season. She leads the team in blocked shots with 15 for the year. Her 50 percent career field goal mark is tops among ECU and in the conference. Her jump-hook is her most potent weapon and she can be unstop- pable in the lane. Pierson praised Savage and her consistent play. "Gretta started slowlv because of her in- ternship in the fall. She missed fall practices due to her work-study program but she has made up the lost time with hard work. Since Christmas, she has come on strong. She was seven of eight in Monday night's game against UNC-Charlotte Savage also led the team in scoring against George Mason with a 17-point performance. "Gretta is a strong emotional leader and being left-handed, she has a natural advantage Pierson said. Savage is a Social Work major and her outside interests are to be a model student and leader. "She is an excellent student and we are proud of the fact that she is gradu- ation on time Pierson said. The final senior on this season's team is Pam Williams. A 5'8" guard, Williams is a floor leader for Coach Pierson. After being chosen all-conference for Goldsboro H.S Pam came to ECU. She is one of the team's top shooters from the field (47 per- cent) and from the line (74 per- cent). She is second on the team in steals with 21. Williams also pulls down an impressive number of rebounds for a guard. Although she can play the point, Williams is primarily a shooting guard. She has made a good recovery from her former knee injury last sea- son, to play 100 percent this year. Her 10.5 ppg is second on the team and her leadership skills have shone through. Coach Pier- son commented on Pam Wil- liams: "Pam is probably our most consistent player. She puts out good defensive effort and is a good rebounder for her size. Her passing has improved and she put in some hard work last summer which has paid off. I believe she is our best shooter Williams has led the team in scoring twice, once in an 18-point performance against Niagra Uni- versity and also 16-points in a victory over the Seahawks of UNC-Wilmington. A Physical Education major, Williams enjoys Softball and read- ing in addition to hoops. along with ALPHA SIG LITTLE SISTERS presents "MR. FEBRUARY BEST BODY CONTEST" Wednesday, February 15th l9t Prize - $100 -2nd Prize - $50 Cash & Prizes 3rd Prize - 1 Year Free Admission Doors Open at 8:30 (Guys in at 10:30) $2.00 ICE TEAS! Sponsored by Gold's Gym & Reflections Hair Styling Sign ups call 752-7742 or Rafters 752-4668 rt rF Leonard-Hearns long awaited rematch NEW YORK (AP) � In a dim corner of the Roseland ballroom, where lonely ladies with se- quined high heels often sit, a cyni- cal wag ventured: "Now, there's hope for reuniting the Beatles On the same stage after more than seven years, stood Sugar Ray Leonard and Thomas Hearns, who picked a dance hall, of all places, to sign for their June 12 rematch in Las Vegas. "I'm still hanging around. Tommy's still hanging around. We figured we'd better get it on before Father Time got both of us the 32-vear-old Leonard said, Hashing his smile by Steinway. Leonard is the only fighter ever to hold world champion- ships in five weight classes. Hearns had four world champi- onships and could make it five with Leonard's World Boxing Council super middleweight belt, which will be at stake at the Cae sars Palace outdoor stadium. Moreover, this rematch marks the end of a long journey lor Hearns. Lady Pirates host sweethearts On Mondav, Februarv 13th, the Lady Pirates Basketball Team will play George Mason Univer- sity at 7 p.m. in Minges Coliseum. At halftime, the Lady Pirate Sweetheart Court will be pre- sented. The court was selected by the team and the king will also be determined in some manner. The nine member court should in- clude: Stanlev Love, Chad Greer, Jeff Blake, Charlie Libretto, Dar- rell Pittman, Grant Lowe, Donny Davis, Joe Bright ,and Kirk Mic- hie. Come out, join the fun and support Lady Pirate Basketball Ex-tennis star attempts suicide MILAN, Italy (AP) � Retired Swedish tennis star Bjorn Borg was hospitalized Tuesday after wallowing barbiturates in an ap- parent suicide attempt, Italian news agencies reported. Borg, 32, who has been stay- ing at the home of his Italian fian- cee, rock singer Loredana Berte, was reported out of danger at the Milan Polyclinic after having had his stomach pumped. A hospital spokeswoman confirmed Borg was admitted but refused to give any details. "From initial police investi- gations, it appears to have been a suicide attempt said the ANSA new agency. According to the agency, Ms. Berte telephoned for an ambu- lance at about 9 a.m. from her Milan apartment. The rock singer and the five- time Wimbledon single's cham- pion had planned to marry in Milan on Feb. 26, but Italian news- papers recently said the cere- mony had been put off because Ms. Berte's divorce from an in- dustrialist has not yet come through. Borg was previously married ttt Romanian born trnnis player Mariana Simowsru. "He avoided me as long as he could the 30-year-old Hearns said. "He can't avoid me any- more. He must show up. "This is the one thing that's lingered on my mind, getting back into the ring with Leonard Hearns said. "Nobody else has stayed on my mind like him. I feel 1 had the (first) fight won all the way, and I still don't think it should have been stopped Leonard and Hearns origi- nally met on Sept. 16, 1981 at Caesars Palace. Leonard stopped Hearns in the 14th round of a fight that could have gone either way, unifying the world welterweight title The fight marked the end oi Leonard's active period. After the fight, he sustained a detached retina and retired in November, 1982. He came back with a lack- lustre knockout of Kevin Howard 1 n 984 and didnXJigfat -fl�an "until April 1987, when he wort his third title, the WBC middleweight belt, with a 12-round decision over Marvelous Marvin Hagler. "I've taken a lot of criticism for not giving rematches Le- onard said, "but I had the eye injury, and we just went our sepa- rate ways. Now just seemed like the right time for the rematch While Leonard said that he expected to see a highly moti- vated Hearns this time, "and that means a dangerous Tommy Hearns Leonard also admitted he thinks Hearns has slipped. Hearns last fought on Nov. 4, scoring a 12-round decision over James Kinchen in Las Vegas. Three days later, Leonard won his fourth and fifth world titles � WBC super middleweight and WBC light heavyweight - by stop- ping Donny Lalonde in nine rounds in Las Vegas. After the Lalonde fight, Le- onard rated his performance a "10" and called Hearns' showing a "2 "I'm not defending Tommy Leonard said. "I think he's totally shot. But Tommy's always had distractions. With him, some- rimes it's physical. I think he has something to prove to vou and to me. Advised of Leonard's re- marks said: "He's just as shot as I am, maybe more shot. He's older than I am. Look at his last fight. He fought total nobody, and he couldn't knock him out. "I tried to make friends with him Hearns said. "But he put a lot of animosity on my mind, and I don't feel the greatest in the world about Rav Leonard Leonard has a career record of 35-1 with 25 knockouts. Heams is 46-3 with 38 knockouts. The fight will be televised to closed circuit locations on a pay-per-view basis to homes. SUN ALWfftS SHINES' SunSational Tanning And Toning Center, Inc. Tan in Luxury Get your base tan now, Spring Break is just around the Corner Lose Inches Toning Special $60 Unlimited permonth HOURS: MonFri. 9-9 Saturday 9am � 5 pm 1414 Charles Blvd. Greenville, NC Phone: 758-0404 Juliennes florist We Are Offering: One Dozen BOXED Long Stem Red Roses accompanied by a beautiful White Bear, approimately 16" tall. This cuddly bear will remind her of your Love after the roses have faded! A $90.00 retail value for $69,95 1703 West 6th Street Open Mon-Sat, 10 am - 5 pm 752-5216 ? Flowers ? 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We've done a force rules at more than 300 schools, the NCAA's athletics must be a top priority for the boards who run the universities "I'm not convinced that more rules and more enforcement staff will solve the problem' Richard Schultz said Monday. "We have to send a message abou t what our mission is in higher education - we really don't exist to win bas- ketball championships and foot- ball championships Speaking at a panel discussion on the topic of "Success Without Cheating � The Collegiate Nth letic Dilemma' sponsored b a Duke student group. Schultz also said corruption in college ath- letics was not as widespread as many people thought. "Very few coaches cheat he said. "It's not as bad as we think it better job in dealing without problems than the rest of society has done Panel members included Duke basketball Coach Mike Krzyzewski; Thomas Hearn, president of Wake Forest Univer- sity: Richard Rosenthal, athletic director at Notre Dame Univer- sity in South Bend, Ind and John Feinstein. an author who writes for Sports Illustrated magazine. Feinstein said he believed an understaffed NCAA enforcement division meant that many viola- tions went unchecked. 1 le cave as evidence an NCAA investigation into allegations of corruption at the University of tucky w Inch has not vet been ri sob ed. Feinstein also said that holding i discussion on corruption in col- lege sports was at Duke was ironic, and praised the university's record of successful, but clean, athletic programs. "This forum shouldn't take place at Duke he said. "This forum should take place at the University of Kentucky Schultz predicted that after the penalties and revelations of the last 60 days, "next year you'll see less major sanctions coming down Among schools to receive penalties recently were the bas- ketball program at the University of Kansas and the football pro- gram at Oklahoma. An investiga- tion of the basketball program at Kentucky is now in progress. Whw� you mokt pins tib goo � i�t �'� INTRAMURAL RKCREATION FACILITY HOURS MEMORIAL GYMNASIUM GARRETT WEIGHT ROOM Gamecock coach's death pinpointed Mon.&Wed. 12:00 noon-1:30 pm Friday 11:30 am-1:30 pm Mon.&Tues. 4:00 pm-9:00 pm Wed & Thurs. 3:00 pm-9:00 pm Friday 3:00 pm- 7:00 pm Saturday 11:00 am- 5:00 pm Sunday 12:00 noon-5:00 pm MEMORIAL WEIGHT ROOM MonThurs. I ri & Sun. MEMORIAL POOL 3:00 pm-9:00 pm 1:00 pm- 5:00 pm SWIMMING COLUMBIA, S.C.(AP) joe Morrison's cardiologist says the South Carolina footb 11 coach was an ideal patient af.jr hi heart troubles surfaced in 1985, but a friend says he foresaw Morrison's fatal heart attack because he re- fused to stop smoking and work- ing too hard. Morrison dud of a heart at- tack Sunday night after playing racquetball with defensive coor dinator foe Lee Dunn and two ether friends. �thleuc Director King Dixon will coordinate the football pro- gram until Morrison's success i is named, although the univt rsity "won't start steps towai a replacement unl I neral school spol Debra Allen said. There was a praj i and moment of silence tor Morrison at Monday night's basketball game between Southern Mississipp and South Carolina at Carolina Coliseum, and the Gamecock players wore black arm patches to honor Morrison. There will be a gravesite serv- ice for Morrison on Wednesday in Murfreesboro, Tenn where his wife is from, and a memorial serv- ice on T1 v in Lima, Ohio, where Morrisc i was born and raised, said Laine Dunbar of Dunbar Funeral Home in Colum- bia. Morrison produced three ol the Gamecocks' best seasons in his six years as head coach, with a best o 10-2 in 1984. He also was plagued by seemingly continual controversies. In the past 12 months, he served under three different athletic directors and had to field questions about charges of steroid abuse by pay- ers outlined in a Sports Illustrated article in October. Greenville businessman Dick Flinn, a longtime friend of Morrison's, said the athletic de- partment controversies put addi- tional stress on Morrison's heart Flinn said while the death shocked him, it did not surprise him. 'The sad but true part is that he just didn't take good care of himself Flinn told We're all human; all ot that affected him he said. "I just sus- pected that heart disease would ne day get him But Morrison's cardiologist, Dr. Thomas Hearon of Provi- dence Hospital, said Morrison was working to lower his risk fa tors for a heart attack-the lead- ing an so o death in the United Mon- Thurs. pm Friday Saturday Sunday 10:00 am- 9:00 10:00 am-7:00 pm 11:00 am-5:00 pm 12:00 noon-5:00 pm MINGES WEIGHT ROOM MonThurs. 3:00 pm-8:45 pm Friday Sunday 3:00 pm- 6:45 pm 12:00noon-5:00pm Mon- Fri 7:00 am- 8:00 am MonFri. 12:00 noon-1:30 pm Mon.&Wed. 3:00pm-9:00pm Tues.& Thurs. 3:00 pm-9:30 pm 7:30 pm-9:00 pm Friday 3:00 pm-7:00 pm Saturday 11:00 am-5:00 pm Sunday 12:00 noon-5:00 pm MINGES SWIMMING POOL MonWed.Fri. 7:30pm-9:30pm Tues.& Thurs. 6:00 pm-8:00 pm Sunday 12:00 noon-5:00 pm Buy 1 pizza, get 1 free, uy 10 pizzas, get 10 free, uy 15 pizzas, get J 5 free. 2-LARGE PIZZAS with CHEESE & 2 TOPPINGS $10. T I I I I I I DINNER FOR 2 2 SMALL PIZZAS with CHEESE & 2 I TOPPINGS & TWO 99 tax (EXPIRES 21889) I I I I I I 1 12 oz. DRINKS $7. 20 tax (EXPIRES 21889) FREE MI BUY ONE PIZZA, GET ONE FREE Call or Come by these Locations: GREENVILLE E. 10th Street at Greenville Blvd. (next to Food Lion) 757-1212 323 Arlington Blvd. 756-7256 (across from Farm Fresh) KINSTON 1203 W. Vernon Ave. (New Fairlield Square) 523-9120 th( Greenville Piedmont. Morrison kept smoking and working too hard after his coro- nary artery disease was diag- nosed, Flinn said. Pirates lose on the road Continued from page 14 Sanders wen, on to score 14 points in the period, and coupled with the inside play of Dykes and the outside work of Smith, the Pa- , triots were ahead 83�63 with a minute to go. Love hit one last bucket for the Pirates for the final 83�65 score. Edwards' 27 points led all scorers. Hill scored 14, and Love had 12 for the Pirates. The Patriots were led by Sanders and Dykes and Smith added 15. 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It's fast, furious and frazzlin' with two-man teams competing in the sand on the same size courts as regulation 6-man indoor games. Each player has gotta be a pro at spiking, serving, setting, blocking and digging. There are no specialists here. And all you'll need to enjoy the hottest game in the country is a cooler of Miller Lite and a couple of beach chairs. See the 1989 schedule below for dates and locations of the Miller Lite Pro Beach Volleyball tournaments nearest you. All dates subject to change. SCHEDULE & v N Y- March 18-19 March 25-26 April 8-9 April 15-16 April 22-23 April 29-30 May 6-7 May 13-14 May 27-28 June 3-4 June 10-11 June 24-25 Jyly 8-9 July 15-16 July 22-23 July 29-30 August 5-6 August 12-13 August 19-20 August 26-27 Ft Myers. FL St Petersburg. FL Phoenix, AZ Tucson, AZ' New Orleans. LA Houston, TX Dallas. TX San Jose. CA Venice Beach. CA Santa Cruz, CA Honolulu. HI Santa Barbara. CA Newport, Rl Rochester. NY Milwaukee. Wl Cleveland, OH Chicago. 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