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5 Inside EDITORIALS?l?4 CLASSIFIEDS??6 FEATURES?8 SPORTS12 ??? Features Micah, the movie maniac, reviews John Carpenter's latest horror, "They Live' It's Thursday, so check out the Clearly Labeled Satire Page and Pirate Comics see pages 810,11. Sports The Pirates travel to Cincinnati where they meet the inal challenge of the football season and plan to win things up on a winning note, see page 12? She lEaat Carolinian Serving the East Carolina campus community since 1925. Vol.63 No. 36 Thursday November 17,1988 Greenville, NC 14 Pages Circulation 12,000 Easier access to Pirate b-ball tickets By MICHAEL BARTLETT Staff Writer New seating arrangements and a different ticket distribu- tion: policy were the main sub- jects at Monday's SGA meeting. Lee Workman, the athletic be available at Mingcs Coliseum each working day before the scheduled game. Tickets for Mon- day games will be available on Friday and tickets for games over Other proposals being imple- mented this season are three for the upcoming season was wel- specified gate entrances to facili- corned by the entire body. tate student seating. The first entrance will be the front lobby and will serve purple holidays will be sold the last working day before the vacation, and green ticket holders. Purple All remaining tickets will be sold tickets are for seating along side marketing directorpsentedlhe on he,day of th 8ame on a first come first serve basis. Students must present a valid behind the band. The second and ECU l.D. and activity card at third entrances are located on the Minges Coliseum ticket office to tennis court side of Minges for up- lines on the student side while green tickets will be for seats new policies Workman's presented a new system for obtaining tickets for the upcoming basketball season. The new system will be imple- rcceive thcir frce tlckct Thc day per-level seating and is colored mented in order to compensate borc lhc 8amc students will be gray for the projected increase in fan ableu l? purchase one free ticket participation vv r own a one otn2r Under the new system, tick- " tlckct with a c?n valid ets for the upcoming games will free ticket ECU l.D. When purchasing tickets, students should specify in which section they wish to be seated. "We have great expectations for the upcoming season in both men and women's basketball, " Workman said. "Our sale of sea- son tickets has doubled this year Workman continued to elaborate on the need for strong fan support. "People in the stands are what we need stated Work- man. In the old business during the SGA meeting, an appropriation was Sigma Tau Delta. This appro- priation was for $375; it was passed by a unanimous decision. Farm show attendance comes to of 36,000 Greenville, expected By BEN SELBY Staff Writer The sign says it all. You park, they tow; what a hassle. (Photo By Thomas Walters, ECU Photo Lab) Nationwide survey shows AIDS virus plaguing students Thousands of people turned out for the 13th annual Mid-At- lantic Farm Show to get the latest information in agricultural tech- nology. The spectators took advan- tage of great buys and enjoyed live entertainment during the Southeast's biggest three-day farm show event. "The purpose of the farm show is to educate farmers and citizens of the farming commu- nity in the use of the newest equipment and supplies avail- able said Mary Taylor, show co- could not oiler any information ordinator. on the new smokeless cigarette Taylor hopes attendance will being test-marketed in the nid exceed the 36,000 mark that and southwest, the farm show experienced last Young said thai inl'ormaticn vear. on the takeover v;as being "We have $10 million worth handled through the Atlanta of equipment on the floor Taylor public relations office, said. We issued about 236 con- "We're adopting a wait and tracts to exhibitors representing see attitude Dyer said. over 500 companies. One of the largest exhibitors at the show was R.J. Reynolds with their Pride in Tobacco Pro- gram. RJR public relations officers R.J.R. provides land grant funds to large agriculture univer- sities like NCSU and the Univer- sity of Kentucky. R.J.R. hosts workshops in Washington D.C. that enable tomorrow's farmers Wharehouse was tilled with booths displaying wares from the latest in rod and reels to the larg- est of John Deere tractors. Local radio and television personalities dotted the wharehouse floor. Attractive spokesmodels like Patty Tiedt were on hand to boost interest in pesticides and herba- cides. Kay Young and Dee Dee Dyer de- better insight into the mechanics clined to comment on the Rey- of agricultural politics. nolds coorporate takeover and The Farmers' Tobacco Members of Sigma Sigma Sigma sorority have helped with the event for the past twelve years. Sorority president, Natalie Moore said that one year a sister met her husband at the farm show. (CPS) - As many as three out of every one thousand college stu- dents may have AIDS, the pre- liminary results of a nationwide study involving 20 campuses show. administrators believe, leave stu- dents especially vulnerable to the disease. "Students are a sexually ac- tive group said Dr. Florence Winship of thc University of Bush has his work cut out for him The results, if thev hold up Georgia health center. And be- when the full study is completed cause they tend to be young and in Februarv, would indicate stu dents are not paying much atten- tion to efforts to get them to change their sex habits and mean a significant portion of the Ameri- can student body is at risk of catching ? and dying of ? AIDS, observers say. "If the figures hold up, there is more concern than we had an- ticipated said Dr. Rolan Zick, director of the University of Colo- rado health center. "If there is an infection rate in that range then students will simply have to start paying more attention to educat- ing themselves " inexperienced, "they feel im- mune, even when they know the problem's out there Many students objected to the WASHINGTON (AP) ? As one of eight or so senators who can claim George Bush as a con- stituent, Democrat George Mitch- ell says he's always had "a cordial CDC study when it was proposed relationship" with the president last spring, noting they would elect despite their political differ- never know if a blood sample they ences and he hopes that will con- gave at their clinic was being tinue. tested or if, in the end, they tested Of course, it won't continue, positive for the disease. The going will get rough and Still others worried samples probably fairly early in thc Bush could be traced back to the do- administration, nors. In New Jersey, for example, But for now the Republican the American Civil Liberties Union lodged a formal complaint with Rutgers University, charg- ing the school's participation in "At this point, the numbers surveY endangered students' are so preliminary it's practically privacy meaningless cautioned Anne Sims of the Centers for Disease Control (CDC). "Meaningful esti- mates" won't be proper until the studv is finished in February. Through it all, however, the CDC believed the study was worthwhile. Sims contends, "The survey will help us focus our ef- forts About 5,000 of the 20,000 col- the CDC, along with the American College Health Asso- ge blood samples to be tested clarion, is gathering and testing ve been processed, Sims said, 1,000 blood samples drawn from students on 20 campuses for other medical reasons to see how far AIDS has spread. Few know which 20 cam- puses are in the study, but Tulane and Rutgers universities as well as the universities of Colorado, Maryland and Georgia have ac- knowledged they're participat- ing. AIDS (acquired immune defi- ciency syndrome) is caused by a virus which destroys the body's immune system. The virus is most showing a rate of about three cases per 1,000 students. Sims said she didn't know from which cam- puses the samples came. "The only thing we can show from these preliminary results is president-elect and the Demo- crats who have firm control of Congress are acting determined to enjoy a bit of a honeymoon. As soon as his victory was confirmed election night, Bush talked about his determination to work with Congress and he con- tinued that theme Tuesday when he announced his intention to retain Nicholas F. Brady as Treas- ury secretary. Bush said "Brady knows we've got to sit down with the Congress on a deficit-reduction agreement and we've got to do it soon From an office in the Capitol where he can look down the Mall to theWashington Monument claim a kinship with all four states. Mitchell is involved in an- other election now, one that gives special weight to his view of how relations might evolve between Bush and the Democrats in Con- gress. The Maine senator is one of three candidates for Senate major- ity leader. The others are Sen. Ben- nett Johnston of Louisiana and Sen. Daniel Inouye of Hawaii. "I think I have a chance to win on the first ballot said Mitchell history of commitments made and then broken when the secret ballots are marked in the party caucus. Whoever emerges as the win- ner in that contest will join House be prepared to actively and ag- gressively establish our agenda The battleground will be on taxes. Bush locked himself into a of the election that will take place positive attitude said Mitchell. at the end of this month. "On the other hand, it's obvious But senators are not a readily there are differences and there predictable electorate. There is a will be differences and we must Speaker Jim Wright of Texas near position of rejecting a tax increase, the top of the new president's VIP "Read my lips he told the na- list. tion, "No new taxes The Democratic attitude at While the talk is now of coop- this point is: OK, then, you come eration the differences on how to up with a way to reduce the defi- deal with the budget deficit are clear. "I think vou begin with a at. "There's no question reve- nues must be a part of it Johnston said. "That's not a ques- tion of philosoohy; thuf s a ques- tion of mathematics that there is infection on college and beyond to the White house campuses. College students are Mitchell picked up a fruit salad not immune from AIDS, Sims d steadfastly refused to pick a said. "The figure cited is based on just one-quarter of the sample added Miguel Garcia-Tunom of the "American College Health Association. "In that sense it's lyTonttacVed'bhaving inconclusive. It's just a number, intravenous But what s important is not to fix- sex or sharing needles with an infected person, or by contaminated blood prod- ucts. There have been more than 76,000 cases reported in the United States since 1981, with 43,000 fatalities. Campus lifestyles, health ate on a number, but to deal with the problem on campuses. Stu- dents must be aware of this "It's not surprising to me Winship said of the preliminary figure. While the data may be See AIDS, page 2 fight with the new administra- tion. "1 am very much opposed to the notion that we should be con- frontational for the sake of con- frontation said the Maine sena- tor who was re-elected last week with 81 percent of the vote ? the highest percentage ever received by a Senate candidate in his state. Bush has a summer home in Maine. The president-elect was born in Massachusetts, grew up in Connecticut and votes in Texas for political purposes, he likes to A campus blood drive sponsored by the Red Cross took place all day Wednesday at Menden- hall student center. Here students relax and contribute a few pints. (Photo By Thomas Walters ECU Photo Lab) 2 THE ffrST CAROLINIAN NOVEMBER 17. 1988 t 15 ?"1 Runners, beware of shinsplints ECU School of Medicine ranked fourth nationally in the percentage of its medical students who chose family medicine as a specialty according to a survey of residency choices for the Class of 1987. The study, carried in the Sep- temberOctober issue of the Jour- nal of Fomilv Medicine, examined the medical specialty choices oi accomplishment "It speaks well on behalf of our school fulfilling its mission for the trainingof family doctors said Sanchez. As a rule, about 25 percent of ECU medical graduates go on to residencies in family medicine each year - double the national average. None of the top four schools 15,872 phvsicians who entered produced as many family doctors their first year of residency train ing in the 1987-88 academic year. Most oi the physicians graduated from medical schools in the spring of 1987. Nationally, about 12 percent of the graduates chose to specialize in family medicine. At ECU, 21 of 67 graduates, or 31 percent, opted for family medi- cine. That figure positioned ECU behind only three of the other 125 medical schools in the country Oral Roberts University placed 435 percent of its graduates in family medicine programs Southern Illinois University, 43.3 percent; and Wright State Univer- sity- in Davton, Ohio, 33 percent. Dr. Rafael C. Sanchez, vice chairman of the ECU Department of Family Medicine, described FCU's performance as "a notable as the University of Minnesota, which sent 68 graduates into Lower leg injuries are an in- creasing problem among those in- dividuals participating in the fit- ness craze. Shinsplints, knee pain, and ankle sprains are among the common complaints. Shinsplints is a common term used to describe a variety of low leg injuries which may range from a mild to serious condition. Sh- insplints often occur to those who participate in an activity that re- quires a lot oi repetitive move- ment, such as running and jump ing. Tain usually occurs on both of the inner legs several inches above the ankle bone to the mid- calf area. Mild swelling and dis- coloration may be present. Pain intensities with exercise and To Your Health By Mary-Elesha Adams should slowly diminish as legs have a chance to rest. The best treatment for mild cases of shinsplints is rest until pain disappears. During this pe- riod of rest, try an alternative form of exercise that places less stress on the legs. Swimming is a great form of aerobic exercise. Icing the area and taking an anti-inflamma- torv such as aspirin will help re- lieve pain and swelling. Ice packs should be applied for twenty min- utes three or four times a day. If you continue to exercise through this period, ice the area before and after activity. Do not apply heat?this may increase swelling and delay the healing process. See your health care provider if any of the following symptoms occur: -pain persist more than two to three weeks after rest -sharp pain occurring in only niry Health Intern. one leg -sharp and nagging pain is occurring during non-activity -numbness occurs on the bot- tom of the foot or between the toes -weakness or inability to move the foot or toes. Shinsplints may be avoided by proper stretching and strengthening. Be sure to stretch out the calf muscles and Achilles' tendon. Wear good supportive shoes appropriate for your activ- ity. They do not have to be the most expensive. Avoid frequent changes in surfaces. Going from the basket- ball court, the aerobic room, and running the roads of Crecnville may make you a prime candidate for shinsplints. Remember, do not do too much too fast Overuse is one of the number one causes of injury to both the professional and amateur athlete. If pain other than sore muscles oc- curs from activity, stop what you are doing and find out the cause. Pain is your body's way of telling you something might be seriously wrong. This Health Column was written by Lisa Walser, Commu- CD EC SCHOLARSHIP INFORMATION FOR rnCC STUDENTS WHO NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE Every Student is Eligible for Some Type of Financial Aid Regardless of Grades or Parental Income ?W? have a data bank o? ovar 200,000 li.tings of ?chol.rsh.pt. fellowships, grants, and loans, representing over $10 billion ,n private sector funding. . ? Many scholarships are given to students based on the.r academ.c interests, career plans, family heritage and place of res.dence . There's money available for students who have been newspaper car riers, grocery clerks, cheerleaders, non smokers etc ? Results GUARANTEED I I L CALL ANYTIME For A Fn?? Brochure (800) 346-6401 hi AIDS spreading rapidly on campuses Continued from page 1 "skewed" and doesn't "provide the full picture she predictts the final tally "won't be too far off If it isn't, many health officials wonder how they'd make colle- gians respond to the AIDS threat more seriously. "In general said Rich Wolitski of the AIDS Education Troject at California State Univer period (for AIDS) is sever years or folks who look like their parents longer, it's clear that many oi the Winship said. 14,000 patients in this group were high school or college age at the time of their infection VVindom said. Moreover, a 1987 survey ot college students by Blotnick As- sociates, a New York polling firm, revealed that only 6 percent oi men think about AIDS before as Michigan State, Southwest Missouri State, Indiana and Georgia now has a peer coun- Plattsburgh State College in New soling program in which students York among them ?have supple- actually spread the word about mented education programs by The East Carolinian Serving tlvc Easi Carolina campus comniunify since 1925. James F. J. McKce, Director of Advertising Advertising Representatives Scott Makey Spencer Meymandi Richard-Alan Cook Adam Blankenship Ashley E. Halt on DISPLAY ADVERTISING MONTHLY RATES 0-49 Column inchesS 2 50-9015 100-140 4C 150-199 200-249 38; 250 and above ' ' COLOR ADVERTISING RATES (Charge in Mdki n lo Regular S; i One color and black Two colors and bkick I sity at Long Beach, "college stu- choosing sexual partners. dents have a fairly high knowl- edge about AIDS. They know- how it is transmitted and what thev can do to protect them- selves "But in general, they do not consider themselves vulnerable And officials at the universi- ties of Texas and Arizona and Denver's Metropolitan State Col- lege have reported that the rates of other sexually transmitted dis eases have not declined, suggest- ing that students arc not protect- AIDS, Winship reported. Virtually every campus in the U.S of course, now has some kind of AIDS program. Some ? the universities of Colorado-Colorado Springs, Iowa and Texas at El Paso, as well installing condom machines in dormitories and student unions, or by distributing condoms for free. Critics say condom distribu- tion promotes sexual promiscu- ity. 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Mi y ;aascs C -v- THE EAST CAROLINIAN NOVEMBER 17, 1W 3 Namibia gets first free election WASHINGTON (AP) South African-controlled Namibia will hold elections for its first inde- pendent government next year and the more than 50,000Cuban troops in Angola will be sent homeb) early 1991 under a tenta- tive aoreement reached in Ge- neva, US. officials say. Ihe agreement was worked out by negotiators during five days of talks that ended Tuesday and issubject to final approval by the governments ol South Africa, Cuba and Angola, officials said. If ratified, the agreement ould represent a victory tor U.S. Assistant Secretary Chester v rocker, who has been attempt- to v ork out a ettlement since -1 and has served as mediator tor the current phase of the nego- tiations, which began in May. Ihe officials, insisting op anon mity, said it was agreed the Cuban troops would be with- drawn over a 27-month period probably starting in December rhat represented a compro- mise between a Cuban proposal tor a 30-month withdrawal pe- riod and a South African call for a two-year withdrawal, the officials said. About two-thirds of the Cu- bans would be withdrawn during the first ear and the remainder w ould be restricted at some point to the northern half ol thecountry, tar from the stronghold of U.S backed anti-communist rebels. I he plan also calls tor im- plementation, starting in Febru- ary, ot a IN. Security Council resolution designed to end South Africa's 73-year rule over Na- mibia. Africa's List colony. Under the plan, elections for Namibia's tirst independent gov- ernment will be held in August and the new regime will take of- fi e in earl) 1990, the officials said. In Geneva, no details were disclosed bat South Africa's chief negotiator, Neil Van Heerden said 'All parties have agreed to take a document home to their governm nts ' i lo said the document would ice in Cuba initially sent troops to shift thc military balan Angola in 1975 to help the fledg- UNITA's favor, ling independent government, Crocker has sought to bring newly freed from Portuguese co- an end to Angola's internal con- lonia'l rule, fend off military incur- flict by calling for national recon- sions from South Africa, which eiliation negotiations between a tor a final agreement, it he pai ties a Southw i i tern Africa has been a sour e of superpower con- tention for years. In Angola. Cu- backed by Soviet havi been arraved ban troo v eaponrv was concerned about communist penetration of the region. Left unanswered is the fate of the Angolan rebel movement, known by its Portuguese initials, UN1TA. South Africa has been the principal supplier of the UN1TA forces for years, ferrying equip- ment across the Namibian border to the rebel stronghold in south- east Angola. But with South Africa appar- ent 1 y i n ten t on removi ng i ts forces from Namibia, the resupply operation will face logistical problems. President-elect George Bush has said U.S. support for UNITA will but American officials have indicated that the South African resupply role cannot be dupli- cated. On the other hand, the offi- Angola's Marxist government and the UNITA rebels. But the Angolan government has rejected negotiations with UNITA, calling instead on the rebels to lav down their arms and join in a national reconstruction effort. Havana's head delegate to the Geneva talks, Carlos Aldana, told reporters after a final plenary meeting, "There are still very important points outstanding The tentative accord wascau tiously welcomed by an official of the South-West African People's Organization, which has been fighting South Africa for Namib- ian independence. Theo-Ben Gurirab, SW APO's foreign affairs spokesman and an observer at the Geneva round, said his movement would revoke "BID FOR BACHELORS" TO BENEFIT THE MARCH OF DIMES Y ei against a rt. equipped with I face to air material movement supplied sur- les and other cials said Cuba has played an its threat of resuming an armed indispensable role in supporting Struggle against Pretoria if the the Angolan Army and that the P?'uv package is finalized by fan. removal oi the Cuban troops will 1 ? Defender of k4Kristallnacht"quits FRANKFURT West Ger- many (AP) A West German Jewish leader who defended last week's controversial Kris- tallnacht speech in parliament today atter strong criticism from other Jews, officials said. Michael Fuerst, deputy chair- man of the national ewish coun- cil, had been harshly criticized for the con Thursday ment President Philipp lennm- 1 g( r. ? nger had reminded his audience that mam (lermans ini tiallv welcomed Nazi dictator ts he made following jpeechof then-Parlia- Ade litter, and recall hi main people thought tin cd that ewsde- rved being "out back in their piace. Jenninger also caned thccarlv years a "triumphal proces- sion Furor over mounted at home and lenninger quit He said he had been misunder- d, but also told nationwide television you cant iull every- thing by its name in (.ermanv lenninger, 56, gave the speech on the 50th anniversary ol Kris- tallnacht, the night of terror against the lews that signaled the coming 1 lolocau t. lust hours atter the speech, Fuersl told a nationally televised panel discussion: '1 welcome the fa t thai the parliament president described in full claritv w hat was opening n G rmany between jand i 38 especially the fact that everything 1 litler did was strongly supported by the masse s i all (lermans i uerst, 41, on Monday told The V-s. . iated Press thai he fully supported a hat he said last week. and said that he had received 'numerou's telephone caTTs oil ap- proval. "I've been confirmed in that the speech opinion by the many people who and abroad, have called me since then he told the AP He acknowledged, however that a 'maiority" oi West Germany's lew ish Commu- it the next day nitv telt differently. Council chairman Heinz Gal- inski, who had led the criticism against his own deputy, today made the announcement of Fuerst's resignation. "Fie gave asa reason the long- standing lack oi agreement be- tween me and himself Galinski, a 75-year-old Auschwitz survi- vor, told the AP at a council meet- ing in Frankfurt. Galinski said the rest of the national council leadership stood behind him "100 percent Gal- inski has been at the forefront of condemning Jenninger's speech. Fuerst was at the meeting, but not immediately available for comment. The Jenninger dispute has intensified West Germany's de- bate over the haunting legacy oi the Third Reich. Many people, like Fuerst, have cautiously approved of the Christian Democratic politician's reminders of how the Germans initially greeted Hitler. "Thc part about the peooie staving silent, giving approval, and that it could happen among a majority oi the Germans - people say that very seldom said Parlia- ment member ATTENTION: Ladies may raise contributrions toward their bids ahead of this event. Contact 355-6393 for details. Advance Tickets ($10.00) may be picked up from the Ramada Inn, Steinbeck's, or call 355-6393. Tickets will be sold at the desk on event night for $12.00 donation. Northern Telecom plans to layoff 200 in the Triangle RESEARCH RIANG1 E ?- - N ' (AP) The layoff of ? . nid-level managers by Northern Telecom Inc. in Re irch Triangle Park is the latest in a series oi moves the company has made to become more effi- cient, an industry analyst says. "It's probably what they've been doing for the last couple of . ars, making them mere effi- cient says Robert D. Thorbum, an analyst for Nesbitt Thomson Deacon Inc. in Toronto, where Northern Telecom's parent com- pany is based. "1 don't think it represents a problem with any one product : urn said of the company, which makes telephone-switch- ing equipment. "The company's profitability has been flatfish, but not reall) disappointing he said. "It's a very important stock in Canada and widely held" Ihe layoffs will affect manag- ers at Northern Telecom facilities throughout the Triangle, where the company's Integrated Net work Systems Group division employs about 7,000 people, said ohn I C a liana n, a company spokesman "We are completing a restn luring to eliminate these middle management positions he said. !he company has been consider- ing the restructuring plan for about six months, he said. Northern Telecom, a subside ary of Northern Telecom Ltd. in Mississauga, Ontario, also is lay ing off about 50 other managers in sites scattered throughout the United States, Callahan said The employees being laid off typically have about four years' service with the company and can expect about two months' sever- ance pav, he said. The company will continue insurance benefits tor the employees for about 90 da vs. Northern Telecom, based in d - n t expect within the RTP makes computer- beards. an- nouncement is another in a series of layoffs by major North Caro- lina employers. Thursday Phi Kappa Tau L'il Sisters Presents Ladies Night All Ladies Free All Night Come Early Drink Specials All Night Friday: Free Pizza $50 Cash for Sorority and Fraternity with best attendance Sign up when you enter n $2.00 Frozen 16 oz. Specials ThursSun. ? ?i? iEaat (ftarnltman Pete Fernald, rwiiM Chip Carter, ,wu.r?i ? JAMES F.J. MCKEE, -Vector ofUwrtw?l Joe Harris, n? u KR1STEN HALBERG, Sport. ?? Tim Hampton, F?-hr??Aior Michelle England, c?M??i?r Debbie Stevens, sk, Stephanie Folsom, c u? JEFF PARKER,S??ffUirfr?tor TOM FURR, CrrcKJahor. Maujcr Susan Howell, pro, m JOHN W. MEDLIN, Art Dimeter Mac Clark, goigMf November 17, 1988 OPINION Page 4 Space race Soviet launch re-ignites race to final frontier first unmanned test flight, and, ac- cording to the Soviet press, all went well. Who controls the high ground controls the battle, and this is one of the fundamental concepts behind SDI. There are two major problems with Reagan's beloved SDI, the Stra- tegic Defense Initiative (often erro- neously referred to as "Star Wars"). First, most reputable scientists are against it, and many quite rightly refuse to have anything to do with it. One of the few who support the program is Dr. Edmund Teller, com- monly recognized as the father of the very weapons against which SDI would ostensibly defend. It is not hard to imagine that his obsession with seeing this dream become real- ity is the product of guilt over his having had a hand in placing the world at risk in the first place. Perhaps even more important, however, is that SDI threatens the peaceful development of space, just as setting up large numbers of armed garrisons throughout the New World would have destroyed any hope of its peaceful develop- ment. The chief implement by which space may be peacefully explored (at least initially) is the American civilian space program, which is overseen by NASA. For too long the space program was left to languish, weak from underfunding and a general lack of public interest. In order to maintain what little public support it enjoyed, NASA was forced to cut corners and assign duties to the manned space program (the Shuttle) which should have been performed by the unmanned space program. The result, of course, was the Challenger disaster, one of few "disasters" really worthy of the term. The explosion paralyzed NASA from the top down, and left it badly demoralized and confused. After long therapy and recon- structive surgery involving, among other things, severe personnel lay- offs, NASA is at least walking again. Limping, maybe, but walking none- theless. In the meantime, the Soviets have been running hard. Tuesday the Soviet shuttle Buran made its The Soviets, not America, were first in outer space but they are in a way responsible for our achieve- ments. Had we not been galvanized into action by the Sputnik launch, it is doubtful that we would have reached the moon even today. For the near future, the Soviets are planning a permanent manned space station and a manned mission to Mars. Both projects have the full support of the Soviet government, for the Soviets well know that, if nothing else, advances in space tech- nology contribute to a reputation for technological excellence back on terra firma. America's reputation for excel- lence is derived in part from the American space program. Propelled mainly by the implications of Sput- nik, the space program went from zero to the Moon in one decade. But just when the infinite reaches of the universe seemed ours for the taking, we released our tenuous grip and let the arm of Man fall back to Earth. Clearly, the space program needs a shot in the arm, but this time we may not be able to overtake our rivals as easily as we did in the late 1950s and 1960s. For this country to become a true world leader again, we must do what the rest of the world cannot: we must use our impressive resources and resource- fulness to put Americans in space. This will require the unflagging support of the American govern- ment and the American people. The risks are great, the stakes are high, and the mere thought of the poten- tial rewards is intoxicating. America's best chance to reestablish itself as what it has long claimed to be ? a leader and an innovator ? lies in a vast expanse of blackness and a thousand points of light. As long as we do not throw ob- stacles such as SDI in our own way, nothing can stop us save apathy. One hopes that America's support of the space program will be revived by something less drastic than pic- tures of the Red flag on the Red Planet. ?i THE X.ACB HAS STAXreb - AG-Ati Buyouts seem unethical By MICHAEL M. LEWIS The New Republic If F. Ross Johnson, the president of RJR Nabisco, succeeds in his plan to take his company private in a $17.6 billion leveraged buyout (LBO), it will be the largest single business transaction in history. (LBO specialists Kohlberg Kraus & Roberts have made a rival bid of $20 billion.) Maybe this will finally bring leveraged buyouts? perhaps the Reagan era's most distinctive contribution to the culture of finance? the skeptical attention they deserve. Fortune lists them copiously among America's 50 most interesting businesspeople. The only ques- tion usually raised is whether our heroes will win the day (they usually do). But what is really worth discussing is whether our heroes and their deals shou'd be outlawed. Management-led LbCs became big business before anyone gave them much thought. The vol- ume of management buyouts increased from 46 deals worth $4.8 billion in 1984 to 54 deals worth $16.6 billion in 1987. The RJR Nabisco deal (involv- ing the company formed when Nabisco, the food conglomerate, merged with R.J. Renolds, the to- bacco purveyor, in 1985) is larger than all of last year's deals combined. Hold the applause for a moment. As several observers have pointed out, the very idea of man- agement buying out its shareholders raised a conflict of interest. How can the manager of a publicity held company represent the interest of shareholder? which is what they are paid to do?at the same time that they are attempting to buy the company from the shareholders at the lowest possible price? Doesn't that put them on both sides of the negotiat- ing table at once? "Entrepreneurs" are never lazy or dumb. Know- ing that he will go down with the ship, and also that he will benefit directly from smooth sailing, the owner-manager skippers the newly privatized busi- ness more efficiently than when he was merely an employee. If it is true that privately held companies are inherently more efficent than publicly traded ones, American capitalism?which is dominated by large, publicy owned corporations? is based on an enormous fallacy, and generations of business propaganda about the wonders of widespread share ownership have been a gigantic fraud. This may well be the case, but the advent of LBOs does not prove it. Consider the buyout of Macy's, completed two years ago. Edward K. Finklestein, now the company largest stockholder, worked at Macy's for 39 years. In June 1985 Finklestein, then chairman, raised the idea of buyout with Macy's board of directors, which included Beverly Sill; Robert Schwartz, the chairman of Metropolitan Life; and Lawrence Fouraker, former dean of the Harvard Business School. Outside directors are supposedly the guardians of shareholders' interests vis-a-vis management. Finklestein told board members he was losing executives to competitors becaue he couldn't com- pensate them properly. The board was skeptical Finklestein had been given a free hand in running Macy's. He had bought himself a $15 million Gulfstream jet with shareholder's money. No one questioned his business judgment. Under his man- agement, Macy's had prospered. But why did he need to own the company in order to pay his execu- tives whatever it took to keep them? Initially, the board was strongly opposed to a buyout. This upset Finklestein. He argued that his bid of $68 a share was 50 percent higher than the market price, 165 percent of the tangible book value and 18.4 times earnings. A few weeks later the board mysteriously agreed to dicuss a management buyout. Finklestein wanted to pay $68 a share, and the board of directors asked for 70. No sweat Finkestein's financial advisers, Goldman, Sachs claimed not to be able to finance a buyout at $70 a share, after which the Macy's board came down to Finklestein's price. The board then hired an adviser, Wolfensohn & Co which agreed, in January 1986 that $68 a share was fair. Finklestein became an "owner-manager The actual deal he cut for himself, however, shows how misused that phrase can be. At $68 a share, Fin- klestein took a $9,755,280 profit on share options he held in Macy's stock. Of that, he put back in $4375,000. In other words, he had less of his own money riding on the future of the company after his buyout than before. Finklestein and his associates bought the entire company for about $3 billion, virtually all of it bor- rowed. A year later? after the stock market crash- they offered a 40 percent interest in Macy's in lieu of cash in a bid to buy another chain of retail stores called Federated. They valued the 40 percent stake at $2.4 billion (including the taking on of about $1.4 billion in debt). That made their valuation for all of Macy's about $6 billion. Finklestein's stake, for which he paid $4,375 million, is now worth $122.5 million. Seven other Macy's executives who partici- pated in the buyout have become millionaires. What magic have Finklestein and company worked to double the value of the company? Well, for a start, there are the brown bags. A McKinsey report intended as a paean to LBOs notes that Macy's said it saved a million dollars a year by standarizing its shopping bags and buying them in bulk. Some might think that buying bags in bulk is something even the most indolent coporate management might think of. How naive! Not until after a buyout do these little efficiencies become obvious. But Macy's has enriched Finklestein et al. for different reasons. Part of the magic is in the new financial structure of the company. Like all buyouts, it has been stripped of equity and laden with debt Shareholders have been replaced by bondholders. Quayle's wife, parents follow religious colonel By ELINOR I. BRECHER The New Republic The list of things George Bush doubtless wishes he had known about Dan Quayle three months ago continues to grow. The latest pieceof bad p.r. Quayle has brought to the Republican president-elect is a man named Col. Robert B. Thieme Jr an ultracon- servative preacher with a preternatural affection for all things military and a weird theology that in- cludes a pseudoscientific synthesis of biology and Christianity. There's no evidence that Quayle himself is a follower of Thieme's. Rather, if s his parents, his wife, Marilyn, her parents, and two of her sisters who are longtime admirers of the colonel and fol- lowers of his audiocassette ministry. (And Marilyn, according to one of her sisters, uses Thieme's in- structional materials to supplement the religious education of the Quayle children.) But the Bushies aren't eager for Colonel Thieme to work himself into the Quayle family portrait. Dan and Marilyn have tried hard to distance themselves from Thieme since his name surfaced a few weeks ago. These attempts haven't been entirely successful. Marilyn now minimizes her connection with Th- ieme and denies any knowledge of his extremist political views. But back in September, before Th- ieme became an issue, she was less guarded. "I read Dr. Thieme's literature and I do find him very good, and enjoy listening to his tapes she told one of us. Quayle, meanwhile, has insisted he knows very little about Thieme, professing total ignorance of his po- litical and social views. "I don't believe I've listened to any Thieme tapes he said. But Marilyn has said that she and Dan "occasionally have listened to them when we visited my father Colonel Thieme, pastor of Houston's Berachah Church since 1950, is a caricature of a right-wing evangelical. He preaches about Armageddon and the Red Tide and warns that the United States is imperiled by creeping socialism. The welfare sys- tem, he says, is a "satanic attempt to reproduce the perfect conditions of the Millennium He fulminates against "power-mad hbor "spineless" government leaders, feminists, "do- gooders and liberals permissive parents, gays, gun controllers, rock music, and internationalism. The United Nations and the World Council of Churches, he has written, are "satanic, anti-christian, and anti- God Field reports from a Rice University course taught by sociologist William Martin have quoted the colonel as asserting? as he dismissed sugges- tions that the United States vigorously discourage apartheid? that the South African government is far superior to ours. In the same sermon he insisted, by way of condemning the TV series "Roots that black slaves should have been grateful to be brought from Africa to the "Magnificent South where they could better support themselves. It would be an exaggeration to call Thieme a fascist (though some of his pronouncements have an unsettling echo, such as: "Art, literature, and drama should always manifest the vigor, the best of a nation, not its decadence, scum, and reversionism"). But is is safe to say that he embodies an unusually strong combination of economic conservatism, au- thoritarianism, and militarism. A World War II veteran who remained on active reserve until 1961, Thieme still wears his Air Force uniform in the pulpit on the Fourth of July and Memorial Day. He decorates his pastoral study with a Confederate flag and crossed sabers, and the church building's hallways with images not of the Savior but of fighter planes, war heroes, a huge replica of an Airborne Ranger shoulder patch, and a framed copy of a newpaper with the headline "JAPS SURRENDER WAR IS OVER1! 500 RESCUED FROM HELL HOLE NIP PRISON Many churches have weekly film nights, but Berachah is surely one of the few to have shown "Guadalcanal Diary "Guadalcanal Odyssey "Deserter and "Battle of the Bulge" in a single month. Military metaphors permeate Thieme's teach- ings, notably in conveying his emphasis on author- ity. If a husband fails to assert authority over his wife, Thieme has written, she will "hate herself and will react like a grenade with the pin out A hus- band, once his wife has children, "is promoted from 'captain' to 'colonel He now has an 'army He is accountable for disciplining the children and han- dling the courts-martial Quayle's parents didn't become Thieme follow- ers until well after Dan was out of the house, so they couldn't draw on Thieme's pronouncements in advising Dan in the 1960s on whether to join the National Guard or a branch of the service more likely to see combat. Thieme has written, "This country is filled with sycophants and trash, as well as short- sighted mothers who are afraid their sons might get hurt if they enter the service When the men of high character tight and die to defend the cowardly para- sites, eventually, the people who are establishment oriented cease to exist (Psalms 12:1), and the surviv- ing leeches destroy the nation Thieme would gather few votes for a White House chaplaincy even in Dan Quayle's conserva- tive political circles. He is a laughingstock among evangelical leaders in the South, especially in Texas They derisively trade stories about Thieme's teach- ings, such as his "right man-right woman" theory of predestined marriage. This theory holds that for each man there is exactly one woman who is right for him not only spiritually but anatomically; that is to say, if the sexual equipment doesn't fit snugly, the match wasn't made in heaven. Thieme's peculiar bio-spirituality further asserts that God made one nostril for breathing the Holy Spirit and that sin is genetically carried by both men and women but transmitted "only through the 23 chromosomes in the male sperm that fertilizes the female ovum Thieme, a Beveraly Hills native and University of Arizona graduate, is an ordained Baptist minister the product of the theologically conservative Dallas Theological Seminary. Reclusive and autocratic, he insists on total silence and rapt attention during church services, which consist almost exclusively oi Scripture lessons taught with an overhead projector and his own brand of interpretive jargon, incompre- hensible to anyone not schooled in it. "Essence box for example, means the listing of divine attributes "Grace pipe" describes the opening of a channel of blessings to the believer. ( N.C. RALEIGH (Al company of one of th nesses that wants t low-level radii . I lty in Northaroliru fined more thai environmental v, environmental 1 lit id "A proven I compliance with regulations and de public health si. inv aj ; spokesmai tive Wast letter to tl Level Ra agcrn men! h Chem than: 1987 sh found eral and regulal ? tamir ited ha ve be Fumig n Orkin A n? i i 1 L S L ALGII ild be month strategic shifl fi fare to p has d ?' ? Israel, has ai Middle East But, it nurture swing toward 1 Palestine I tion could mark the ous peace d 1 The big qu( far the United States prepared to go in k talks with the PLC declared an indepi timan state with ler capital. Tuesday's de Algiers,by mi- Israel and renounc mark a significant in the Middle I even though Palest hsti i?ave ii;ng u moves. A veteran speaking on condj nymity, described t National Council's "a serious atti logjam that ha efforts But with F months awa the VS. presiden Bush, it could be 1 there is an) signific in the Middle Fast The resell. the PLCs p and parliament-iii out tor the first 1 hmidlv. Palestiniaj to accept a sta the West 1 - The terns 1 seized in the war, are just p? originally Pal Palestinians have 1948 Nabil political com 1 the resolutions sai change in thu toward the P If America looks ousK enough it elements needed t in its position. "OnK ? fail to see what are offerir The I r standing pre. negotiation- til been that it recoj renounce terror House said Tue- resolutions M elements and wanted to be su tinians have tru rael Israeli leadci jected the PLO vj dependence a- "double talk explicitv recoct nounce terroris But some h the move has defensive fhc resolul lumes about wrl estinians see a what thev will peace ball rolln Thedeclan. ence based it' Palestinian stat occupied by u THE EAST CAROLINIAN NOVEMBER 17, 1988 5 ? i I a I tical an : he cm - in ires ?.at an ung ight tor h rs onel ? ardly para tablishiru I the sun i r a White onserva ? ? k anv . ially in Texas it rhieme's teach man" theory of holds that for an who is right for ut anatomically, that is to n't fit snugly, the rhieme's peculiar that Cod made one Hdy Spirit and that sin is th men and women but jh tho 2" chromosomes in female ovum Hills native and University retained Baptist minister, all) conservative Dallas eclusive and autocratic, he ind rapt attention during insist almost exclusively of U with an overhead projector Morpretive jargon, mcompre- chooled in it. "Essence box listing ot divine attributes. the opening of a channel of N.C. waste facility fined$30 million RALEIGH (AP) - The parent company of one of the two busi- nesses that wants to operate a low-level radioactive waste facil- ity in North Carolina has been fined more than $30 million for environmental violations, a state environmental coalition saw "A proven history of non- compliance with environmental regulations and disregard for Zeller said future fines, law- aits and cleanup costs could imperil W Mi's corporate financial stability, possibly threatening the safety Ot a North Carolina facility. The criticisms came Tuesday during a meeting of the low-level radioactive waste management panel, which is seeking a site for the facility and a contractor to operate it. A report on potential public health should disqualify sites was expected Nov. 30 and a to Chem-Nuclear and appeared tive director, a job that carries an better suited to protecting work- $85,(XX) salary. ers. Almost one-third of North Bob Reincke,a spokesman for Carolina will be excluded from WM1 in Illinois, said the fine fig consideration for a low-level radi- ures were inflated and that none oactive waste plant when a siting of the problems were related to report is released in two weeks, low-level radioactive waste han- officials say. tiling. Paul Gukrhard of low-level Dave Ebenhack of Chem waste management panel said Nuclear, which runs the radioac that rural areas and undeveloped ATLANTA. BOSTON- 'Minftr Money, any applicant' Lou Zeller, a spokesman for the N.C. Radioac tive Waste Roundtable. said in a letter to the North Carolina I ow level Radioactive Waste Man agement Authority. Zeller said Waste Manage- ment Inc the parent company of Chem-Nuclear, was fined more than$30million from l982tomid- 1987. He said a Greenpeace report showed 18 WM1 sites have been found out of compliance with fed eral and state environmental regulations, while 10 have con taminated groundwater and five have been ordered to close. contractor was to be chosen by Ian. 31. North Carolina was chosen by an eight state Southeast com- pact to handle the region's low- level waste when the facility in Barn well, S.C. closes in 1992. Environmentalist lohn Runkle said opponents ot Chem- Nuclear were not necessarily endorsing Westinghouse Electric Corp , the only other bidder. But he said, "So far, their record is betterJesse Riley, a Charlotte chemist said in a letter to the authority that Westinghouse's proposal was technically superior tive-waste landfill in Barnwell, S.C, also objected to the criti- cisms. "We're separate he said "We don't deal with them (WM1) at all. And none of those viola- tions arc against us "I am absolutely positive that Chem-Nuclear is fully licensable in North Carolina Ebenhack said. In other action, executive di rector Paul Stam submitted his resignation, citing "personal rea- sons Stam had taken the post in July. Tenney Deane, chairman ol the authority, was named execu- sections of about 70 counties will be identified for further review in a survey to be released Nov. 30. That will start the evaluation of the state's remaining 34,000 square miles to try to find at least two eligible tracts of about 100 acres each to begin studying, beginning next August. After a year of environmental studies, a final site is to be selected byNov 15 1990. J The report will automatically i liminate population centers and areas that are within a 100-year Hood plain; or which have a water table less than seven feet from the surface, or arc geologically un- stable. CHARLOTTE CMCAQO DALLAS LAGUAftOtA. LOS ANGELES. .US .ttM m .$ass ? SITS NEWARK. OHLANOO. PH&ADELMA nTTSaUROH SAN FRANCISCO SAVANNAH .$tM WASHINGTON .?17t I1M .I17S .$37 Prtccs are round trip based on midweek travel. Tickets are nonrefundable with no changes allowed. Reservations must be made a minimum of 14 days In advance. Prices arc subject to change without notice. Cfreenville ?W travel center 200 Arlington Blvd Suite M 756-1521 Fumigation of home results in two dead, Orkin Exterminating Co. facing penalties ALGIERS, Algeria (AD It could be months before the PIvs strategic shift from guerrilla war- fare to political pragmatism based on indirect recognition of Israel, has any real impact on Middle East peace efforts. But, if nurtured, the clear swing toward moderation by the Palestine Liberation Organiza- tion could mark the start oi a seri- ous peace dialogue. The big question now is hov far the United States and Israel are prepared to go in terms of direct talks with the PLO, which also declared an independent Pales- tinian state with Jerusalem as its capital. Tuesday's declarations in Algiers, by implicitly recognizing Israel and renouncing terrorism mark a significant breakthrough in the Middle Fast pace process even though Palestinian pragma- iibts havt? long advocated the moves. A veteran Western diplomat speaking on condition of ano nymity, described the Palestinian National Council's resolutions as "a serious attempt" to break the logjam that has stymied pre ious efforts. But with Ronald Reagan tv ( months away from handing over the LS. presidency to George Bush, it could be months before there is any significant movement in the Middle East equation. The resolutions of thecouncil, the PLO's policy-making body and parliament-in-exile, spelled out for the first time, however timidly, Palestinians' willingness to accept a state comprising only the West Bank and Gaza Strip. The territories, which Israel seized in the 1967 Middle East war, are just part of what was originally Palestine - land the Palestinians have claimed since 1948. Nabil Shaath, head of the political committee that dratted the resolutions, said; "We expect a change in the American attitude toward the Palestinian problem. If Amcnca looks hard and sc n ouslv enough, it will find all tl elements needed for a true change in its position. "Only a blind statesman v ill fail to see what the Palestinians arc offering he said. The United States's long standing preconditions for direct negotiations with the PLO have been that it recognize Israel and renounce terrorism The White House said Tuesday that the PI O resolutions had "positive elements and Bush said lie wanted to be sure that the Pales tinians have truly recognized Is rael. Israeli leaders, however, re jected the PLO declaration of in- dependence as being full of "double talk saying it did not explicity recognize Israel or re nounce terrorism. But some Israeli analysts said the move has put Israel on the defensive. The resolutions speak vo- lumes about what moderate Pal estinians see as achievable and what they will settle for to get the peace ball rolling. The declaration of independ- ence based its legitimacy for a Palestinian state, albeit territory occupied by Israel, on a 1947 i inited Nations resolution pro posing, the partition of Palestine into Arab and Jewish states On that basis, it appears the PL( is prepared to negotiate. But progress in attaining peace also lunges on how far Palestinian radicals arc prepared to go along with the terms the national coun- cil laid down. George 1 labash, leader of the Marxist Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine and a long- time critic of PLO leader Yasser Arafat's efforts to find a political solution, bluntly stated Tuesday that as far as he was concerned the PLO has riot recognized Israel The national council, whose members include Arafat rivals such a Habasn, for the first time unanimously endorsed the Cairo Declaration on terrorism, which Arafat signed in 1985. That re stricted guerrilla operations to targets inside Israel after two decades ot worldwide war against the leu ish state. flexibility "It's obvious from the politi- cal document that the shape and borders of the state is a negotiable detail That's a lone jump from the PLO's 1968 charter, which stressed that the Palestinian state should embrace all the land under the British mandate after World War II, not Just the West Bank and Gaza tm Urit?dW?v? FEELING LOW? UNCERTAIN? NEED HELP? 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PARTY: If you're having a party and need a D.J. for the best music available for par- ties dance, top 40 it beach. Call 355-2781, ask for Morgan. PAPERS, RESUMES, ETC Done bv Desktop Publishing or Word Processing Rush jobs accepted. Call 752-1933 HELP WANTED YOUTH BASKETBALL COACHES: The Recreation and Parks Department is re- cruiting for part-time youth basketball coaches for the winter program Appli cants must possess some knowledge of basketball skills and have the ability and patience to work with youth Applicants must be able to coach young people, ages 9-18, in basketball fundamentals. Hours are from 3 p.m. - 7 pm Monday thru Fridav, and some night and weekend coaching. The program will extend from December 1 to mid-February. Salary rate is $3.55 to $4.35 per hour. Applications will be accepted starting October 20. Contact Ben James at 830-4543 SPRING BREAK TOUR PROMOTER- ESCORT: Energetic person, (MF), to take signups for our FLORIDA tours We furnish all materials for a successful pro- motion. Good PAY and FUN. Call CAM- PUS MARKETING at 1-800-777-2270. RESORT HOTELS: Cruiselmes, Airlines &. Amusement Parks. NOW accepting ap- plications for summer jobs, internships and career positions For more informa- tion and an application, write National Collegiate Recreation Service, PO Box 8074; I lilton I lead, S.C. 29938. TRAVEL FREE SPRING BREAK! FRA- TERNITIES & SORORITIES INVITED: For information about being a Campus Travel Rep call: 800-826-9100. Ask for Steve or Janet. ATTENTION - HIRING Federal gov ernment jobs in your area and overseas. Manv immediate openings without wait- ing list or test 517,840 - $69,485. Phone call refundable. 602-R38-8885 Ext J-5285. BABYSITTER NEEDED: Must supply own transportation. Call 756-7457. HELP WANTED: Professor CTcools is hiring for wait staff Come bv and apply in person (No phone calls) on Monday and Tuesday 2 4 p m PERSONALS NEED CASH? 1 lave baseball cards7 Call Earlvis, the mad baseball buyer. I pay damn good money for cards of any year, any shape, and any condition If you need partv money, Big F is the one to call. 757- 6366, leave a message. ANTHONY: The last four years have been the best of mv life and 1 look forward to spending the next forty with you I Love You Always and Forever! ?Rae. JOHN G SCOTT AND TIM: Last Thurs night was out of sight! Our pool game was a fright, but the cheese pizza was a nice delight' When does the next order go in? ?Kav-Kav and Sure ALPHA SIGS, LITTLE SISTFRS AND DATES: Get vour tuxes and dresses ready; black and white this weekend! Let's partv hard and rock New Bern' PAMI-RAE: For on Sunday she's having a big birthday Now that you've reached 22 let me tell you what to do. First we'll sip your favorite wine, then go somewhere fine to dine And this time as we're cruis ing thru, we'll be watching for the flashing blue. And as for those boys from Favettev- Ule, the ones who've run us through the mill, the onlv stitement we can make, is our hearts cracked but they didn't break. So here's a wish to one of mv best friends, not just on her birthday, but till the end, ?hat joy it success may come yyir way and Pam, mv dear, have a GREAT birth day Love Stephanie ANDY: I'm interested in buying your car. The posters were a great idea! How did you get your friends to put them up every- where? If you haven't had any offers give me a call. 758-4924. CARTER, BRAD, JIMMY, TOM, JIMBO, ROB, RANDY & DEREK: Baby know what you like! But just remember, Chlamydia is not a flower! Love, your buddies in 302-H. AOPI: Roseball plans are coming along. Beta Lambda's start preparing your songs. Founder's Day is one to celebrate and AOPi Christmas is always great. Get ready for the upcoming events AOPI: Good luck to everyone running for an office in the elections. Whatever the turnout, it will be another great year! HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOH We love you! ?Your Phi Kappa Tau Little Sisters. HAPPY HOUR: Every Thursday night at the Elbo Phi Tau's little sisters have happy hour - $2 teas and a chance to meet the little sister pledges. LEORA, KERRY AND MARY: Being my Phi Kappa Tau little sisters will be lots of fun, so get ready to party because we've just begun! ?Love your Big Sis Donna M. COLEMAN: You are a great Little Sister! I'm so glad we've gotten dose! Good Luck on the rest of the semester. ?Love ya! - Lori. MIKE NADEAU: It's time for lunch or something. - Looking forward to Thanks- giving dinner! ?YLS - Lori. YOU HEARD ABOUT IT LAST WEEK AND NOW IT IS HERE: That's right - it's Turkey Gram time. Starting Thursday the 17th thru Monday the 21st, the Kappa Alpha Little Sisters are selling fun ways to say Happy Thanksgiving to a friend. We'll be in front of the Student Store from 9:00-3:00. It's only $-50! ZETAS: Formal is Saturday Hope that you are ready, hope that your excited cuz Crown Ball is around the corner! DISPLAY CLASSIFIED FRESHMEN: Join an organization that really does something. If you have an opinion about anything then call 355-3152 or come by 212 Mendenhall, Monday at 7:00. CONGRATS: Tnsh Gough, Tiaa Pilati, ShelleySumner, Karen Cope and Lorraine Andre. We know it took us a while, but we hope you all made it through with a smile We love you. ?Delta Zeta DELTA ZETA: Looking forward to party- ing with ya'll on Friday night Come pre- pared to throw down ?From the Broth ers and Pledges of Theta Chi. TO THETA CHI ROADTRIP CREW: ODU and Va. Beach was killer We were definitely in thar! Care for a lemon, Mcln- tosh? Moye - watch that slippery floor. Fowler, capster and gerbster love you. Porter, "wanna go home? Batch, how were the shots? Gary, Brent, Mitch, you have no personality. Byerly, empty the bucket. Pfautz - see-saw anyone? P.J, foosbaJl anyone. Clayton, Leslie and her sisters want to many you! RIDER WANTED: To share gas & tolls to Western Pennsylvania, Greensburg, La- trobe, East of Pittsburgh Leaving Nov. 23. Return Nov. 27 - 830-4708. DISPLAY CLASSIFIED TO PI KAPPA PHI BROTHERS: Con gratuWith that comes the responsibilit i I successfully guiding our chapter through another year Those are big shoes to fill but all of you are more than capable Good luck in the elections. ?The Brother, of Delta Sig. DELTA SIGMA PHI CARNATION BALL DATES: Friday night will be long remembered (Saturday morning too) Hot tub, swimming, pool, tine food, drink ing, and dancing all provided the ingredi ents for romance and frivolity All of th dates looked stunning and we hope .i. ladies had as much fun as we did Wo novv look forward to Sailor's Ball in the spring PI KAPPA PHI PLEDGES: The end near Mavbe ?The Brothers PS vap preciate the Pig DISPLAY CLASSIFIED ?i Your Best Look Specializing !n: MANICURES: Frorch Manicures ? Nail Tips ? Overlays ? Wrapping ? Acrylics ? ; EOICUFES ? SKIN CAREBody Wrapping ? Face & Bjdy Waxing ? Facials Deep Pore Cleansing ? Acne Treatments ? Muscle Tone Treatments ? Complete Line Of Therapeutic Skin Care Products for N" n & Women 355-2969 - For Appointment 314 Plaza Dr. Greenville ABORTION "Personal and Confidential Can FREE Pregnancy Testing M-F 8:30-4 p.m. Sat. 10-1 p.m. Triangle Women's Health Center Cai for appointment Mon thru Sa: Low Cort Trrrrraf.or. to 20 ???? i of pi ,yar.c 1-800-433-2930 GRADUATE NURSING STUDENTS Needed for home health care or staff relief. A perfect job for busy students. You design your own schedule to meet your academic needs. Please call Northcare Health Services at 757-0029, or send resume ! to P.O. Box 124, Greenville, NCI 27834 ? A Beautiful Place to Live ? All New 2 Bedroom ? And Ready To Rent ? UNIVERSITY APARTMENTS 28ME 5th Street ? Located Near FjCU ? AcroM From Highway Patrol Station Limited offer-$275 a month Contact J.T. or Tommy Williams 7S6-7S15orMO-lW7 Office open-Apt. 8,12-530 p.m ?AZALt GARDENS- Clean and quiet one bedroom furnished apartments, energy efficient, free water and sewer, optional waihen, dryer cable TV. Couples or singles only. $195 a month. 6 month lease MOBILE HOME RENTALS-couples or singles Apartment and mobile homes in Azalea Gardens near Brook VpUry Country Club. Contact J.T. or Tommy Williams COLLATION IS NOT A DIRTY WORD IT s OUR BUSINESS ACCU SSCOPY Announcements CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP Christian Fellowship will be held every Thurs. at 6:00 in the Culture Center. You are invited to join us. COLLEGE WORK STUDY If you have been awarded college work study for Fall Semester and or Spring Semester, you are encouraged to contact the Co-op office about off-campus place- ments. Call 757-6979 or come by the GCB, room 2028. LQSH Something missing in your life? We've found it and we want to share it with you. Jenkins Art Auditorium. EVERY Fri. night at 7:00. CAMPUS rHATIFMrTF, If you are challenged everyday with prob- lems that you find hard to overcome, join us for the un com promised word of God. Every Fri. night at 7.00 in the Jenkins Art Auditorium. COOPERATIVE EP. Cooperative Ed a free service offered by the University, is designed to help you find career-related work experience be- fore you graduate. We would like to extend an invitation to all students to at- tend a Co-op Information Seminar in the GCB (see schedule below for Nov. semi- nars). The only bonuses we can offer you for taking tune from your busy schedule are: 'extra cash to help cover the cost of college expenses or perhaps to increase your "fun" budget, 'opportunities to test a career choice if you have made one or to explore career options if undecided about a future career, and a highly "market- able" degree, which includes a valuable career-related experience, when you graduate. Co-op Seminars?Fall, 1988: Thurs Nov. 17, 1 pm rm. 2010; Mon Nov. 21,1 p.m rm. 2010; Mon Nov. 28,4 p.m rm. 2006; Thurs Dec 1,1 p.m rm. 2010; and Mon Dec. 5, 4 p.m rm. 2006. STATE COVT INTERNSHIPS Each year the N.C. Internship office pro- vides 150 paid summer internships with stare agencies. Positions are available for students in all majors. On Nov. 17, a rep- resentative of the program will be on campus to discuss these opportunities. For info, on rimes and locations, contact Co-op. Ed 2028 GCB. JAZZ COLLECTION Tom The Jazz Man" Mallison recently donated a wide variety of jazz cassettes and CD's to the Mendenhall Music Listen- ing Center. Come by anyday (2-10:30 p.m.) and enjoy the sounds of jazz from the daaaks to the latest in new age. ATTENTIONS GRADUATE STUDENTS Academic Computing is in need of Graduate Student Assistants to staff the academic cor ig labs on campus These lab assib ositiaM will be avail- able starting this ; semester and will involve working 5 hours a week. Duties will invoh iding assistance with users on var, tmputer systems and maintaining computing lab operations. Experier. ? with ' 1 PC's, Apple Macintosh, or the IBM 81 Aca- demic Mainframe is preferred but not essential. To apply, send your resume or a letter detailing your computer skills to Terry Harrision (Austin 216) or call 757- 6401. WHATS YOUR OPINION OF THE TEACHER? During the week of Nov. 14-18, a survey of student opinion of instruction will be conducted at ECU. Questionnaires will be distributed in every class with enrollment greater than five. All students will have the opportunity to express opinions on the teaching effectiveness of their instruc- tors in those classes. The survey will be conducted during class time and will take approximately 15 minutes to complete. Student partir pation is voluntary and no identities are requested. Instructors have been requested to leave the classroom while the questionnaires are being com- pleted. The teaching effectiveness ques- tionnaire was created by the Faculty Sen- ate Committee for Teaching Effectiveness and the Office of Planning and Institu- tional Research. The results of the survey, along with other information and factors, are used for administrative evaluation of the instructor by the supervising adminis- trator within the department or division. BAHAMAS OR CANCUN? Let the Student Union Travel Committee take you to a new and exating place for Spring Break '89. Shop in the world's marketplace, plan on eating 5-6 times a day, dip in the pool, play shuf fleboard, get a tan, just relax . cruise the Bahamas for 5 days4 nights OR if cruising the ocean blue is not for you, then come with us for 7 days and nights in Cancun, Mexico. While in Cancun, stay in a hotel that is on one of Cancun s finest beaches. Just relax and enjoy the sun and beach on this gor- geous island of paradise. Check out our affordable prices at Central Ticket Office at Mendenhall (757-6611). ECU PLAYHOUSE We need ushers for the next show "A Moon for the Misbegotten" which runs Nov. 18-22. Ushers will get to see the show free with the minimal work before the show starts. For more info, call 757-6390 or see the sign-up sheet on the main board in Measick Theatre Arts bldg WHAT BANDSDQ YQU WANT TO SEE? Student Union Special Concerts Commit- tee wants your opinion! What kinds of bands do you want to see on campus? Suggestion box located in Mendenhall at the Info. Desk. STRESS MGMT. Stress Mgmt. For Finals: Do you become increasingly "jittery as finals approach, have trouble concentrating while study- ing, avoid studying or feel like studying won't help your test performance because you'll go blank anyway? You're not alone and there is hope! This workshop will include relaxahon training, getting "psy- ched up" in a positive way for fina's and strategies of preparation and test taking to reduce stress. Nov. 30, Dec. 2 and 5, 329 Wright Bldg 3-4 p.m. It is important to attend all three meetings. We will be prac- ticing and building relaxation skills CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP CCF would like to invite you to our Bible Studies every Tues. night at 7:00 p.m. in Rawl 130. Bring a friend For more info , call Jim at 752-7199. CHRISTMAS BONUS Come support the ECU Gospel Choir and win some cash We are giving away $25 just in time for the holidays. Your chance at the big money is onlv $.25 Tickets are on sale in the Student Store MonFn. 9-3. Drawing will be held Nov 18 at 3 p.m. Good Luck! ECU LAW SOCIETY ("hir next meeting will be at 7:30on Nov. 17 in the GCB, rm 1012 GROUPS Group photographs will not be taken after Dec 5. If your org has not had their pic- ture taken by Dec 5, they will not appear in the 1989 BUCCANEER. Call 757-6501 and leave date it time for the photo to be taken. Please give two days notice for the photographer. CLASS PICTURES There will be another session for students to have their class pictures taken for the 1989 Buccaneer. If you were turned away, or did not get the chance to have them taken last time, you may have them taken Jan. 23-27, 1989. Come by the Buccaneer office it sign up on the sheet osted on the door. We are located on the 2nd floor of the Publications Bldg. in front of Joyner Library. PAST KEY CLUB MEMBERS All Past Key Club Members and anyone else interested are invited to attend the Circle-K organizational meeting on Nov. 30 at 700 p.m. in room 212 of Mendenhall. Officers will be elected and the upcoming ski trip will be discussed. If you were in Key Club, Key wanettes, Beta Club, Inter- act, YOU, or Junior Civitans - then this is the college organization for you. Call 756- 9783 for more info. AMNESTY INTL. Amnesty International usually meets every 4th Wed. at 8 p.m. at St. Paul's Episcopal Church, 401 E. 4th St in the upper floor - enter from the 4th St. en- trance. Due to the Thanksgiving holiday, the next meeting will be on Nov. 30. EDUCATION MAJORS The School of Education is sponsoring a workstudy trip to Puebla, Mexico dur- ing spring break (March 4-12, 1989). Opportunities are available to observe ed. in Mexico, teach, and travel. All ed. majors are invited to participate. ?Applications are in the Dean's office, Speight Bldg. For more info, contact Marianne Exum at 757- 6271. Application deadline ? Dec. 12. SPANISH CLUB Spanish Club will hold its weekly meeting Wed. in Conf. Rm. of Foreign Lang. Dept. in GCB. The semester is quickly coming to an end and we would like to make our last events successful. Please join us todiscuss our Spanish Dinner, Thurs 5-8:00 p.m. at Methodist Student Center on 5th St. Bien- venidos. ALL LITTLE SISTER PRO. Get your group photo taken for the Bucca- neer today. Call 757-6501 to set up an appt. The last day to get a picture taken is Dec. 5. CHRISTMAS DANCE West Area Residence Council Christmas Dance Dec. 5th 8:00-12:00 midnight at the Moose Lodge. Tickets on sale Nov. 14th, 15th, 21st & 22nd in front of Student Store. $2 w SRA card, $4 wo SRA card. All campus is welcome. HOLIDAY LIBRARY HOURS ECU Joyner Library operating hours dur- ing the Thanksgiving Holiday season will be as follows: Wed 1123-8 a.m. - 5 p.m Thurs. & Fri 1124 & 1125 - CLOSED; Sat 1126-9 am. - 6 p.m. Normal fall semester operating hours will resume on Nov. 27. EAST CAROLINA FRIENDS East Carolina Friends thanks the mem- bers of Alpha Xi Delta Sorority, Clement Dorm and all others who helped make the Halloween party a success. ECU GOSPEL CHOTR Come and enjoy an evening of great enter- tainment while supporting your favorite entry in our STAR SEARCH competition. The excitement begins at 7:30 p.m. Nov. 22 in room 244 Mendenhall. Admission is $1 at the door. SWIMMINGPIVINC, The Pirate SwimmersDivers will take on UNC Charlotte this Sat. at 2 00 in the Minges Aquatic Center. Both squads sport fine clubs once again this year and would appreciate vour support. MEN'S BASKETBALL The Pirate Hoopsters will play an exhibi- tion game tonight against Marathon Oil (a team of former college players). Tip-off is set for 7:30 in Minges. Come out and join us and be a part of the "Building Excite- ment WOMEN'S BASKETBALL The Lady Pirates will host an ECU Alumni squad on Sat. at 7.00 p.m. in Minges. This will be the first chance to look at this year squad. SENIOR CLASS COIINCTT, There will be a meeting at 4:30 today in Mendenhall. Check for room number at front desk. PHI ALPHA THFTA There will be a meeting on Nov 28th at 2:30 p.m. The meeting will be held in the Todd Room located in the Brewster Bldg Please try to attend this meeting CAMPUS CRUSADE Come join us for a time of fun, fellowship and training on how to lead a more effec- tive Christian life on a college campus. Thursdays at 7:30 p.m Brewster C-103. Everyone welcome. LIFEGUARD Applications are now being accepted for lifeguard positions with Intramural-Rec- reational Services during Spring 1989 Must have current CPR and Advanced Lifesaving Certification. Average 6-10 hours per week and must be able to work occasional weekends. Stop by 204 Memo- rial Gym to complete an application. WEIGHT ROOM & GYM ATTENDANT Applications are now being accepted for facility attendant positions with Intramu- ral- Recreational Services during Spring 1989. Weight training and public relations experience helpful. Average 6-10 hours per week and must be able to work occa- sional weekends Stop bv 204 M : Gym to complete an application SCEC Last meeting of the semester Nov 21 ; p.m Sp. 103. Speakers on Attention I orders and Project Inside Out La ei one is welcome DELTA 51GMA TH?TA Delta Sigma Theta will bv having ts Annual Dating Game on N'ov 18 in I Biology Bldg. in the lecture room behind the right main entrance We are askil : everyone to please come out GAMMA BETA PHI The National Gamma Beta Phi 1 lonor Society will hold their last meeting f the fall semester Nov 22 at 8 p.m in rv? - Aud. A pizza social will be held afti i wards. Please intend to turn in point cards. NCSL Join us as we travel to Charlotte this m eek end for a state conference Man issues will be debated and a good time had bv all It vou are interested in tali part, please call 355-3152 Everyone is welcome CAHOS Talks in Sociology Dt Mike Daleckt, No 17, 3:30-430 GCB 1012 DIYtCLLB The Coral Red Dive Club will be meet on Nov 21 in Mendenhall. room 208 at S P m AU interested are invited to attend For more info , call Dave at 758 5132 PHOTOGRAPHYHQW Faces structures and architectures of North and Central American Earth as seen by Ernst Habnchs. Oct 24-Nov 19 Mendenhall Gallery SUMMER JOB Dr. Jack Vogt, a representative from the Institute of Government Summer Intern Program, is coming to ECU to speak on summer jobs in state government. The presentation will be Nov 21 at 1O00 am in 1029 GCB. The ten-week internship program, in the Raleigh area, is open to sophomores, juniors, and seniors cur rently enrolled in college (Those entering Graduate School as of May, 1989 are not eligible) W fo se in w in F re br se id w di Q be qu ac en is toi bo Sp otr spt Pn Pa: Sec- sal eqi mi qu the n nn Do up e pho line I mid IrVOl ?er A inc the Cr-N md Vp in fl on Wig and mut It is ratn mos and ? i regdj plav plav Puli Xi (AP) ?At leas churned a trail through five states and Midwest, k people and mrunn tional Guardsmen today helped sear and clean up dama The same three people dead dents m the seav snowfall. The stor followed toda weather that .? drop temperature degrees. The twister I toll in Arlca were killed and in- jured Tuc - aged bui! oars can t PLOt no m ROAI - pn - dence this morni Extern-Una- garded safetv fumigari n I then couple whod sorting rn - Vkm Clark ? mere tha ? furrl the pesticide I sistant I S Pierce says Freida Watson afl gated their home lWv , . QaxK testified ter IS District( ? numeous furr ducted, he v safety instrm I i label and thei I r them Another worker. Ronald C tihed as Orxin's ing began Tu onlv sclex-ted part label, incli manufacturer's " didn't real though VfuFJinsI ing that was I i morning in I S ' Atlanta-hao fines of up it S ernment can killed Huher in the fall of 1 $6 face a tine of up t defense attorney Favettex il ? files law Read The East Carolinian. Every Tues. and Thurs. concerni FAYETTl federal official hi pnme Court notl peal ota 1985 law federal eovernmi abandoned Ame held in Southeai attorney ho I 4 time is working If the c I hear it. then about PON - i ! different way lawyer Mark Wai US. Solicitor Fried states in a Supreme Court tl filed bv Wapleonj members oi missl was justly dismij Circuit Court of Waple filed the Supreme Cou He admits t ago, when retu Smith and Sgt il Mclntire approaj taking the case. about their claim;) more than 2J0OO missing m Soutl alive But Waple given to the go tired Lt. Gen & mer head of the classified govei who Waple sav that at least 50 thought to be all him the issue ha; cal liabiliy. But the Sup not look at those evidence when tl ing the case, Wad court will only re guments of the If the Suprej the case, the onj getting the mhi public is writinj ? ? ? . . V FA PHI BROTHERS: Con - ponstbility of lid ig our chapter through hose jre big shoes to till but more than capable Cood ecbons The Brothers ot IC.MA THI CARNATION ighl will he long ming hx . food drink- ? All of the i id we hope ou did W now in the spring DGES end is rothers P.S Ve ap l (.1 ASSIF1ED ORTION ION I E Pregnancy Testing 8:30-4 p.m. t. 10 1 p.m. gle Women's salth Center 11)0-433-2930 LLATION OUR BUSINESS ISCOPY SCK LLTA SIGMA THETA . heta A.MMA BETA PHI a ma Beta I'hi 1 i d their last meetii 22 at 8 p.m. ir ?ia s,KTal will - ? end ? turn in -t i NCSL i la 1 I CAHQS iSoci log Dr. Mil DIVE CLUB n8 ' : ? m 208 at 8 ire invited to attend it 758 5132 orOGRAPHYSHQW I tures and arrhi lectures oi land Central American Earth as Ernst Habrichs Oct 24-Nov 19 ?hall Gallery SUMMER QB Vogt. a representative from the e 4 Government Summer Intern is coming to ECU to speak on b- pbs in state government The lation will be Nov 21 at 1000 am GCB The ten week internship in the Raleigh area, is open to res, luniors, and seniors cur Enrolled in college (Those entering kte School as of Mav, 189 are not lead The East olinian. Every ies. and Thurs. THE EAST CAROLINIAN NOVEMBER 17,1988 7 Twisters, snow pound Midwest (AP) ? At least 35 tornadoes churned a trail of destruction through five states in the South and Midwest, killing seven people and injuring dozens. Na- tional Guardsmen in Arkansas today helped search for people and clean up damage. The same storm system left I'm on because the trees are up- high wind, rooted' said Police Chief Darnell "It may be a little unusual for Scott of the central Arkansas town this time of year to have a tornado of Lonoke. "Damage is so bad, I outbreak like this, because they think we were very lucky it wasn't normally occur in spring said more tragic than it was meteorologist Brian Smith from Guardsmen in Pulaski and the National Weather Service's Van Buren County in Arkansas Severe Storms Center in Kansas searched house to house to ac- count for people and clean up three people dead in road acci dents in the season's first major damaged areas snowfall. The storms were to be Tornadoes also struck Mis followed today by a blast of cold souri, Kansas, Illinois and Iowa, City. The twisters and the accom- panying thunderstorms were cre- ated by an intense area of low west Iowa and eastern Nebraska, he said. The storm closed schools in Colorado and caused three traf- fic fatalities there. In Arkansas, as many as 10 tornadoes touched down Tues- day night, toppling trees, down- ing power lines and crumbling mobile homes, houses and busi- nesses. In Topeka, Kan a tornado descended without warning, Hank's Homemade Ice Cream, Frozen Yogurt and Sorbet 321 E. 10th St. (Next to Wendy) 1 Vanilla In U.S.A. 88-89 Delivery 758-0000 25 f OFF ANY WAFFLE CONE ITEM EXPIRES 11 24 88 pressure over the upper Missis- crashing into Topeka West High weather that was expected to while in Oklahoma high winds sippi Valley and a cold front trail- School shortly before 2 p.m. drop temperatures as many as 20 caused damage and fanned the degrees. flames of a cotton fire that de- The twisters took their worst stroyed 20 homes and businesses toll in Arkansas, where six people and injured 18 people in Altus. were killed and many others in- One person died in Missouri jured Tuesday. Tornadoes dam- when a tornado threw a trailer aged buildings and overturned home into the air authorities said, cars. a woman in Illinois was electro- I can't even tell what street cuted by a power line downed bv Everyone's ears started pop- ing south from the low, Smith said pingand me teacher told us ?3, this morning. down said student Jennifer The same low pressure sys- Stan, ?A11 the windows started tern produced up to a foot of snow popple out? over most of Colorado and West- Six students suffered minor ern Kansas on Tuesday, and the snow moved today into the east- ern Dakotas, Minnesr , north- cuts from broken glass, said Superintendent Gary Livingston. PLO to recognize Israel as a state, also say no more guerrilla tactics will be used ROANOKE, Va. (AP) - A prosecutor presented more evi- dence this morning that Orkin Exterminating Co. Inc. disre- garded safety standards in the prove his contention that Orkin's failure to monitor the air in the home "didn't have anything to do with the Watsons' deaths The couple's home was fumi- fumigationofthehomeofaGalax gated by Orkin on Sept. 25. 1986 couple who died of pesticide poi- Watson, 73, died three days later soning. and his wife, 65, died in another Former Orkin worker Arling three days. the nation's largest exterminator. In Tuesday's testimony, Mullins said he supervised about 30 or more fumigations, although he had failed a state certification test for fumigators. Watsons were killed by heart and lung failure brought onby a "toxic agent" that he identified from the witness stand as Vikane. But he acknowledged under cross-ex- amination from defense lawyer FRI NOV 18 slurp - ATTIC Clark testified that he performed more than 200 fumigations using the pesticide Vikane, which As- sistant U.S. Attorney Richard Pierce says killed Hubert and Freida Watson after Orkin fumi- Assistant U.S. Attorney Rich- James Jennings that autopsy re- ard Pierce showed Mullins a copy ports he filled out did not list the of Orkin's fumigation manual name of the poison believed to and asked if he knew what it was. have killed the Watsons. 3ere'iS 2?HbililyK !M!?I T"? Wat" daughters took pesticide was applied improperly migh have looked through it, but stand and dcscrib, how the as workers failed to follow direc- I don t recall, Mullins saiC poking lcft their par. tions on the label. U.S. District Although the company ents listless and nauseated after Judge James Turk convicted ciaims to have had a policy that all they spent a night in a bedroom Orkin was charged in a five- )unt indictment alleging the alleged the workers failed to monitor the air in the Watson home before the Watsons were let back inside a day after the fumiga- tion. The judge dismissed the other four counts against Orkin, knowledgeable crews which used with a fan after the fumigation. a standard checklist to ensure safety, Mullins said, 'I've never filled one out Forensic pathologist David Oxlev testified Tuesday that the Mullins testified that Orkin used a fan on three of the four floors of the Watson home, but not the floor containing the master bedroom ATTENTION BSN CLASS OF 1989. The Air Force has a special pro- gram for 1989 BSNs. If selected, you can enter active duty soon after graduation?without waiting tor the results of your State Boards To qualify you must have on overall 2 75 Gf. 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Arlington Blvd Suite E Arlington Center 355-7850 KLU SERVICES The First And The Best- US. law requires ?11 applicants to show proof of ldenity and right to work in the US. ! ! !WTC WANT YOU! ! ! gated their home in September Orkin in August on one counUhat fumjgations were performed by that had not even been aired out . , .Clark,testified at Orkin's sen- tencing hearing this moming in U .S. District Court that during the numeous fumigations he con- ducted, he was unaware of the safety instructions on the Vikane label and therefore did not follow them. Another former Orkin worker, Ronald Dean Mullins tes- tified as Orxin's sentencing hear- ing began Tuesday that he read only selected parts of the Vikane label, including the manufacturer's name. "I didn't read the fine print, though Mullins said at the head- ing that was to continue this moming in U.S. District Court. Atlanta-based Orkin faces fines of up to $500,000 if the gov- ernment can show the fumigation killed Hubert and Freida Watson in the fall of 1986. But Orkin will face a fine of up to just $100,000 if defense attorney Sam Wilson can Fayetteville man files lawsuit concerning POWs FAYETTEVILLE (AP) ? A federal official has asked the Su- preme Court not to hear the ap- peal of a 1985 lawsuit claiming the federal government has illegally abandoned American servicemen held in Southeast Asia and the attorney who filed the case says time is working against him. "If the courts don't want to hear it, then it's (information about POWs) got to come out a different way said Fayetteville lawyer Mark Waple. US. Solicitor General Charles Fried states in a petition to the Supreme Court that the lawsuit, filed bv Waple on behalf of family members of missing servicemen, was justly dismissed by the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals in April. Waple filed an appeal with the Supreme Court in August. He admits that three years ago, when retired Maj. Mark Smith and Sgt. 1st Class Melvin Mclntire approached him about taking the case, he had doubts about theirclaims that some of the more than 2,000 U.S. servicemen missing in Southeast Asia were alive. But Waple says information given to the government by re- tired Lt. Gen. Eugene Tighe, for- mer head of the DIA, and other classified government sources who Waple says have admitted that at least 50 U.S. POWs are thought to be alive, has convinced him the issue has become a politi- cal liabiliy. But the Supreme Court will not look at those facts or any other evidence when it considers hear- ing the case, Waple said. The high court will only review the legal ar- guments of the case. If the Supreme Court rejects the case, the only alternative for getting the information to the public is writing a book TONIGHT IS RIGHT FOR DINNER AT ANNABELLE'S. 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The Spa has trained insturctors. a certified dieti cian and massage therapist to help you plan a complete excercise and diet program around your aerobics, free weights, dynacam weight machines, excercise bi cycles, steam, sauna and whilrpool. Also for working mothers. The Spa now offers a nursery staffed with trained personnel to watch your children while you watch voursclf become more fit. No dues until January. Come by The Spa and ask about our new member program. You'll be sur prised at our new. com- pletely renovated facilities. And while you slim down, you can fatten up your bank account. Bring this Coupon in for, ? FREE 2 WEEK PASS! I L. bt-st lutilth dub iiihw SOI nirKK-H"MTINt.U s'i w Tit EASTCAROI INIAN Features N( VI MM K 17. 1988 Page fi Fishbone comes Friday By JEFF GIBSON stilf Writer November is more than half over, which means the end oi the tall semester is near and WZMBis busier than ever! WZMB is al- ready giving away prizes eaeh day during Christmas in Novem- ber, but the Z-team has many more surprises On Friday, November IS. WMl' will be airing a live studio interview with members oi Fish- bone. The west coast band will be in the WZMB studios between 4 and h p.m answering questions and promoting their newest album "Truth and Soul Fishbone will be bringing their "funky reggae" sound to the Attic Fndav night along with Slurpee (formerly Soul Train). During the interview, WZMB will be tracking some oi the hot cuts off of "Truth and Soul" and give listeners a chance to call in with questions for the band. This is not Fishbone's first appearance in the Fmerald city, but it will be the first time they have played the Attic. In other WZMB news, 41.3 in junction with the Bicycle Post will be giving away a earth cruiser bike this month. A drawing for the bike will be held during a live remote in front of the student Store at noon. To register tor the earth cruiser, simply stop by one oi the following locations: WZMB, Mendenhall Student Center, the Student Store, jovner Library, Fast Coast Music and Video, and the Bicycle Post. WZMB is also giving away free guest passes to see Roily Gray and Sunfire at the New Deli, Sat- urday the 19th. Come by the New Deli and hear some jammin' reg- gae straight from Jamacia. December 2, WZMB, along with the T.J. Martell Foundation, presents a benefit concert featur- ing Jackyl and lots of door prizes. All proceeds will go to the T.J. Martell Foundation, which helps fund research on AIDS, cancer and lukemia. Door prizes include a Bod- yglove wetsuit, six pairs of Ray- ban sunglasses and guitar strings. Also, free albums will be given away featuring artists like REM, U2, Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians and many more. Fantasy concert, sign of things to come The only disappointing thing about Fantasy's Saturdav night performance was its poor atten- dance. The show, a send-up oi chari- table telethons, was both very fun and touching, never a dull mo- ment, and obviously a production that had required a lot oi work. Fantasv are a group of nine hearing and hearing impaired students who perform songs and skits, accompanving themselves or the music in sign language. Saturday's performance in- cluded twelve songs and two skits, all introduced by an M.C. Donna B. Fowler, who doubled as a performer and the MC for the show's second half, was consis- tentlv hilarious. The show's highlights in- cluded their rendition (in lip- syncsigningacting) of Billy Joel's "You May Be Right The Beach Bovs' "Kokomok Escape Club's "Wild Wild West and Stvx's "The Best of Times Greenville's own "The Usuals" to play at the Attic tonight New Bohemians jam Raleigh Bv BFTH ELLISON Stiff Writer Edie Brickell and New Bohe- mians don't resort to yelling or to cranking out mindless distortions or synthetically produced music. They just jam. New Bohemians played two sold-out shows at the Rialto the- atre in Raleigh Saturday and Sunday. Lead singer Edie Brickell stood with one foot crossed in front oi the other while rubbing her hands together. Her shy looks and warm smile offset her throaty soprano voice. Occassionally brandishing acoustic guitar or spinning an introductory tale between songs, Edie put on a show. Her stories lulled the audience into silence as shewhispered in the dim theatre between songs. She talked about "being uglv and broke and not caring about it" and "sitting in the tub, wringing out your washrag, having a thought, and wondering if some- one, somewhere had the exact same thought at the exact same time as you Her storyteller carried the crowd on an emotional roller- coaster; one moment they were dancing and the next they were listening intently. The marquee outside did not read "Edie Brickell but simply "New Bohemians" and rightfully so. The band is extremely talented and Edie just happens to be one of them. The atmosphere of the show was very relaxed and upbeat with people dancing in the aisles to sounds along the lines of Rickie Lee Jones and 10,000 Maniacs. Watching the dreamy-eyed con- tentedness of the people on stage, most of the crowd was more than entertained. Many songs off of the band's album "Shooting Rubber Bands at the Stars" were played along with other songs to fill an hour and a half. Of course the band's hit "What I am" brought the biggest reponse, but all others like "Noth- ing "Air of December and a highly flip-flopping sped version oi "Keep Coming Back" were re- ceived nearly as well. The band came back for an en- core of two songs. Then Edie alone played a stirring acoustic version of "I Do" to a completely silent and spellbound audience. New Bohemians left no de- stroyed stage, yelled nothing rude at the audience, and caused no riots. Instead, they sent people home glad to have been there with a feeling that they had seen some- thing exceptional. Coming in Entertainment Thursday The Usuals (see photo) (doing down to Lybia) Attic Friday Fishbone (see photo) and opening band Surlpee Attic Liquid Sound New Deli Saturday Bareback, Attic Roily (I ray & Sunfire, .New Deli Comparing new horror flicks Fishbone will be at the WZMB studios Nov. 18 addition, they will be playing at the Attic the s, to promote their tu-w all line night. : In Bad review for 4The Live' By MIC AH HARRIS SUfl Writer lohn Carpenter's "They Live" is that rare, curious mix ot B- movie sci-fi and socialpolitical commentary: a mix not unlike that of oil and water. Carpenter's admitted Reagan era allegory proposes that the current Yuppie mentality is the result oi mass brain-washing by a perpetual bombardment sublimi- nal messages by an alien race. The aliens are a group of interstellar free enterprises who are "disman- tling the sleeping middle-class" to create an aristocracy which they and their Yuppie proselytes will rule. Honestly, the above synopsis makes the movie sound better than it actually is. Admittedly, Carpenter has worked his vari- ation on the alien invasion more successfully than the creators of this Fall's previous and some- what similar movie, "Alien Na- tion Carpenter gives "They Live" the sense of scale and sense ot humor "Alien Nation" was lacking. But "They Live 's type oi humor is entirely inappropriate tor the social satire Carpenter is trying to pull oii. Instead of draw- ing inspiration fromSvv ift irc en Douglas Adams. Carpenter has apparently found his muses in Larry, Moe, and Curly. He's sub stituted slapstick for wit and it doesn't work. Was it Carpenter's idea to cast wrestler "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as Nada, last believer oi the American Dream? In the first part of the movie, Piper's character comes across as a hybrid oi Peter Fonda in ' Easy Rider" and David Carradine as Cam from TV s "Kung Fu" with a little of Stephen "Patch" Nichols from "Days ot Our Lives" thrown in. if that description makes no sense whatsoever well,you're right. It makes no sense whatso- ever. Carpenter must have thought so too, because half-wa) through Piper suddenly dropshis hippy hi gh la ma S t e p h e n t plas Nad t as ' : ly Piper! rhe hitl?? ? ? la is suddenh Piper's pal will have die-hai I wetting their p hich are n . And there s c en an indt overdone "v i tatch man alU . . Keith David sound -efi ern - I he blv plastic U - i the sB-m oi your cl r sheer The dialogue is equa tic We all know there ai that look better in bla - tc thanincolor ITievLive ison the few that vould be better with subtitles than sound. Not oi v ould v e be spared inane insults, but - sas thi fol ??. t; between Piper and Da ? See rHE page l Pickm the Bones Fear and loathing in Chicago By CHIPPY BONBHEAD "Sweet Home. Chicago" By MARSHALL MOORE SUff Writer What's in a name? When it comes to horror and suspense movies in particular, directors seem to go to great lengths to avoid the label of "horror movie Take John Carpenter's "They Live for instance. Carpenter has insisted that it is not a "horror movie but a "science-fiction political satire Regardless of its label, the effect is the same: fear and paranoia. Then consider "Child's Play a current "horror movie which claims to be nothing else" In reality, it's more of a thriller; tension is maintained through eerie music and chase scenes everyone has experienced before. Directors aside, which is the really horrifying movie? Though Carpenter's assesscment of his film is acurate, the film was much more deeply frightening than "Child's Play The subject matter ot "They Live" is plausible enough: aliens' attempts to take over the earth by money and sub- liminal brainwashing are thwarted by a drifter who discov- ers their plot and joins a resistence group. Carpenter uses the film to make a few unsettling observa- tions about the effects of money on human nature. The plot of "Child's Play" is less challenging: a plastic doll is animated by a revenge-hungry voodoo priest; it names itself "Chuckie" and walks around gruesomely killing people it doesn't like. The movie intends more to thrill and startle without activating many brain cells. "Child's Play while very well-made and well-acted, is fun but not likely to install any lasting worries. They Live" is not as sus- penseful and much less mali- cious, but its long-term effects are more memorable: preying upon the imagination and pointing out some nasty truths. Oi the two, it is the true horror movie; in the fu- ture, perhaps, more directors should examine their films and see them as they are. "I get so emotional" ? Whitney Houston "I guess we got what we asked for, Mike Togetherness ?Carol Brady "Belmont is next. Smoking, littering and radio playing are not permitted. Stand clear of the doors. Belmont is next" ? every subway driver in Chicago These three quotes pretty much sum up my trip to Chi- cago. Like last year's journey to Atlanta, this year's conference of Investigative Reporters and Editors was fraught with peril. This then, is the story of Fear and Loathing in The Windy Gty. We were in the Charlotte airport when the Valium began to take effect. Not that we needed it. The four of us had been dragged from our beds, beaten with the editorial crow- bar, and deposited in the lobby of the Pitt-Greenville airport and ordered to go to Chicago. Not only go to Chicago, but be good and "represent" our school. And represent it in a so- cially acceptable manner, no less. Thus armed with this dic- tum, a few pieces of luggage and a handful of prescription drugs, we took off for the Windy City. The first flight was unevent- ful save for an annoying flight attendant we started calling "the day tripper He continu- ally offered such helpful tidbits of information like, "Don't worry, we won't come any- where near that 747 and "If you chew some gum as we descend, your ears will adjust to the change in air pressure and the semi-permeable membranes in your inner ear won't explode from the inside out After four bags of peanuts, a narrowly-missed connecting flight and shuttle bus ride from O'Hare airport to our hotel, we wearily sat and pondered our next move. Sean, who we ended up calling Mr. Excitement, wanted to see a taping of the Oprah Winfrey show. I flatly refused. No way were the memories of my busi- ness-vacal on going to be marred b n urring night- mares of a woman wheeling out 67 pounds oi mimal tat on stage to demonstrate how much weight she'd lost I m tough, but not that tough. Freckles Marvel wanted to go to the Sears Tower and look out over the city I nixed that idea too. We'd ahead) seen ALL ot Chicago from the air ? what's a few thousand story view after that Kristen. who kept coming up with exciting ideas like. 'Let's go see the south side oi Chicago suggested we go to Hard Rock Caie and spend lots of money on trendy sweatshirts 1 told her I'd rather go home and buy a Fizz tee-shirt. Set MORE, page 9 Kristen, Freckles and The Bonehead smile as they enter Chicago I ittlc do they know they'll spend the rest of their natural horn days here. (Photo by ttemnglabS) Mor c ( ? - irrr I'll e as ci k "Moo i V Cheesy H Ad! Features pag It's (Come you Know i I'm going to a don't von?) - . ? THE EAST CAROLINIAN Features NOVEM BER 17,1988 Page 8 Fishbone comes Friday By JEFF GIBSON Staff Writer November is more than half -over, which means the end of the fall semester is near and WZMB is busier than ever! WZMB is al- ready giving away prizes each day during Christmas in Novem- ber, but the Z-team has many more surprises. On Friday, November 18, WZMB will be airing a live studio ; interview with members of Fish- : bone. The west coast band will be : in the WZMB studios between 4 I and 6 p.m answering questions 3 and promoting their newest album 'Truth and Soul Fishbone will be bringing I their "funky reggae" sound to the j Attic Friday night along with I Slurpee (formerly Soul Train). During the interview, WZMB will be tracking some of the hot cuts off of 'Truth and Soul" and give listeners a chance to call in with questions for the band. This is not Fishbone's first appearance in the Emerald city, but it will be the first time they have played the Attic. In other WZMB news, 91.3 in junction with the Bicycle Post will be giving away a earth cruiser bike this month. A drawing for the bike will be held during a live remote in front of the Student Store at noon. To register for the earth cruiser, simply stop by one of the following locations: WZMB, Mendenhall Student Center, the Student Store, Joyner Library, East Coast Mu?: ?nd Video, and the Bicycle Post. WZMB is also giving away free guest passes to see Roily Gray and Sunfire at the New Deli, Sat- urday the 19th. Come by the New Deli and hear some jammin' reg- gae straight from Jamacia. December 2, WZMB, along with the T.J. Martell Foundation, presents a benefit concert featur- ing Jackyl and lots of door prizes. All proceeds will go to the T.J. Martell Foundation, which helps fund research on AIDS, cancer and lukemia. Door prizes include a Bod- yglove wetsuit, six pairs of Ray- ban sunglasses and guitar strings. Also, free albums will be given away featuring artists like REM, U2, Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians and many more. Fantasy concert, sign of things to come The only disappointing thing about Fantasy's Saturday night performance was its poor atten- dance. The show, a send-up of chari- ; table telethons, was both very fun Sand touching, never a dull mo- ment, and obviously a production ! that had required a lot of work. Fantasy are a group of nine hearing and hearing impaired students who perform songs and skits, accompanying themselves or the music in sign language. Saturday's performance in- cluded twelve songs and two skits, all introduced by an M.C. Donna B. Fowler, who doubled as a performer and the MC for the show's second half, was consis- tently hilarious. The show's highlights in- cluded their rendition (in lip- syncsigningacting) of Billy Joel's "You May Be Right The Beach Boys' "Kokomok Escape Club's "Wild Wild West and Styx's "The Best of Times Fishbone will be at the WZMB studios Nov. 18 to promote their new album, "Truth and Soul In addition, they will be playing at the Attic the same night ?'?? ? J$W Bad review for 'They Live' Greenville's own "The Usuals New Bohemians jam Raleigh By BETH ELLISON Staff Writer Edie Brickell and New Bohe- mians don't resort to yelling or to cranking out mindless distortions or synthetically produced music. They just jam. New Bohemians played two sold-out shows at the Rialto the- atre in Raleigh Saturday and Sunday. Lead singer Edie Brickell stood with one foot crossed in front of the other while rubbing her hands together. Her shy looks and warm smile offset her throaty soprano voice. Occassionally brandishing acoustic guitar or spinning an introductory tale between songs, Edie put on a show. Her stories lulled the audience into silence as shewhispered in the dim theatre between songs. She talked about "being ugly ???????? and broke and not caring about it" and "sitting in the tub, wringing out your washrag, having a thought, and wondering if some- one, somewhere had the exact same thought at the exact same time as you Her storyteller carried the crowd on an emotional roller- coaster; one moment they were dancing and the next they were listening intently. The marquee outside did not read "Edie Brickell but simply "New Bohemians" and rightfully so. The band is extremely talented and Edie just happens to be one of them. The atmosphere of the show was very relaxed and upbeat with people dancing in the aisles to sounds along the lines of Rickie Lee Jones and 10,000 Maniacs. Watching the dreamy-eyed con- tentedness of the people on stage, most of the crowd was more than entertained. Many songs off of the band's album "Shooting Rubber Bands at the Stars" were played along with other songs to fill an hour and a half. Of course the band's hit "What I am" brought the biggest reponse, but all others like "Noth- ing "Air of December and a highly flip-flopping sped version of "Keep Coming Back" were re- ceived nearly as well. The band came back for an en- core of two songs. Then Edie alone played a stirring acoustic version of "I Do" to a completely silent and spellbound audience. New Bohemians left no de- stroyed stage, yelled nothing rude at the audience, and caused no riots. Instead, they sent people home glad to have been there with a feeling that they had seen some- thing exceptional. By MICAH HARRIS Staff Writer John Carpenter's "They Live" is that rare, curious mix of B- movie sci-fi and socialpolitical commentary: a mix not unlike that of oil and water. Carpenter's admitted Reagan era allegory proposes that the current Yuppie mentality is the result of mass brain-washing by a perpetual bombardment sublimi- nal messages by an alien race. The aliens are a group of interstellar free enterprises who are "disman- tling the sleeping middle-class" to create an aristocracy which they and their Yuppie proselytes will rule. Honestly, the above synopsis makes the movie sound better than it actually is. Admittedly, Carpenter has worked his vari- ation on the alien invasion more successfully than the creators of this Fall's previous and some- what similar movie, "Alien Na- tion Carpenter gives "They Live" the sense of scale and sense of humor "Alien Nation" was lacking. But "They Lives type of humor is entirely inappropriate for the social satire Carpenter is trying to pull off. Instead of draw- ing inspiration from Swift or even Douglas Adams, Carpenter has apparently found his muses in Larry, Moe, and Curly. He's sub- stituted slapstick for wit and it doesn't work. Was it Carpenter's idea to cast wrestler "Rowdy" Roddy Piper as Nada, last believer of the American Dream? In the first part of the movie, Piper's character comes across as a hybrid of Peter Fonda in "Easy Rider" and David Carradine as Cain from TV's "Kung Fu" with a little of Stephen "Patch" Nichols from "Days of Our Lives" thrown in. If that description makes no sense whatsoever well, you're right. It makes no sense whatso- ever. Carpenter must have thought so too, because half-way through Piper suddenly drops his hippyhigh lamaStephen "Patch" Nichols characterization to play Nada as (ta-da!) Rowdy Roddy Piper! The hitherto "mellow" Nada is suddenly spouting some of Piper's patented put-downs that will have die-hard wrestling fans wetting their pants, I suppose, but which are really just plain silly. And there's even an indulgent, overdone "wrestling" match in an alley between Piper and co-star Keith David, complete with sound-effects out of an old west- ern movie brawl. The alien make-up is incredi- bly plastic looking, rivaling the 'ISO's B-movie monster make-up of your choice for sheer hokiness. The dialogue is equally plas- tic. We all know there are movies that look better in black and white thanincolor. "They Live" isoneof the few that would be better with subtitles than sound. Not only would we be spared Piper's inane insults, but also such exchanges as the following between Piper and Daviu: See THEY, page 9 atpjUJCfifrmifm I, ttt n Fear and loathing in Chicago By CHIPPY BONEHEAD 1 get so emotional" ? Whitney Houston 1 for,M we Coming in Entertainment Thursday The Usuals (see photo) (Going down to Lybia) Attic Friday Fishbone (see photo) and opening band Surlpee Attic Liquid Sound New Deli Saturday Bareback, Attic Roily Gray &Sunfire, n?w rwii Comparing new horror flicks By MARSHALL MOORE Staff Witter What's in a name? When it comes to horror and suspense movies in particular, directors seem to go to great lengths to avoid the label of "horror movie Take John Carpenter's "They Live for instance. Carpenter has insisted that it is not a "horror movie but a "science-fiction political satire Regardless of its label, the effect is the same: fear and paranoia. Then consider "Child's Play a current "horror movie which claims to be nothing else In reality, if s more of a thriller; tension is maintained through eerie music and chase scenes everyone has experienced before. Directors aside, which is the really horrifying movie? Though Carpenter's assessement of his film is acurate, the film was much more deeply frightening than "Child's Flay The subject matter of They Live" is plausible enough: aliens' attempts to take over the earth by money and sub- liminal brainwashing are thwarted by a drifter who discov- ers their plot and joins a resistence group. Carpenter uses the film to make a few unsettling observa- tions about the effects of money on human nature. The plot of "Child's Play" is less challenging: a plastic doll is animated by a revenge-hungry voodoo priest; it names itself "Quickie" and walks around gruesomely killing people it doesn't like. The movie intends more to thrill and startle without activating many brain cells. "Child's Play while very well-made and weli-acted, is fun but not likely to install any lasting worries. "They Live" is not as sus- penscful and much less mali- cious, but its long-term effects are more memorable: preying upon the imagination and pointing out some nasty truths. Or the two, it is the true horror movie; in the fu- ture, perhaps, more directors should examine their films and see them as they are. -Omrf8ry "Bdmont ? next. Smoking, and radio ptayinv are not Stand clear of the doors. . ?a m nKIt) driver in Chicago These three quotes pretty stun up my trip to ?t& ike last yew's Journey to this year's conference was fraught with peril torn, is the story of Fear and Loathing in The Windy till save lor an annoying flight attendant we started calling "the day tripper He continu- ally offered such helpful tidbits ?f information like, "Don't worry, we won't come any- where near that 747 and "If you chew some gum as we descend, your ears will adjust to ike change in air pressure and the semi-permeable membranes in your inner ear won't explode from the inside out After four bags of pea nuts, a narrowly-missed connecting flight and shuttle bus ride from CTHare airport to our hotel, we wearily sat and pondered our next move. Sean, who we ended up calling Mr. Excitement, wanted to see a taping of the Mo way ness-vacation going to be marred by recurring night- mares of a woman wheeling out 67 pounds of animal fat on stage to demonstrate how much weight she'd lost. I'm tough, but not that tough. Freckles Marvel wanted to go to the Sears Tower and look out over the city. I nixed that idea too. We'd already seen ALL of Chicago from the air ? what's a few thousand story view after that. Kristen, who kept coming up with exciting ideas like, "Let's go see the south side of Chicago suggested we go to Hard Rock Cafe and spend tots of money on trendy sweatshirts. I told her I'd rather go home and buy a Fizz tee-shirt. See MORE, page 9 We were in the Charlotte when the Vauum began effect Hot that we from our beds, the editorial crow- bar deposited in the lobby Not only go to Chicago, but tttaaso- Kristen, Freckltt and The Bonehead smile as they enter Chicago. Little do they know they'll spend the re of thfcir natural born days ??, ,t - (Photo by Herringlabsa f Mor Continued from pal I said, "Let's catchj way downtown, searc for a comic book store see a child get run ov insane van driver The we can hang out and irritated as Kristen anc spend three hours in th retail chain that has at branches in North Caro sells the same clothes tj They obviously thc idea had some ment, sn what we proceeded tol did try to get into Hal Cafe, but Freckles had tf be born in 1968, and w, quently not old enough Luckily, the Mel across the street had enough rock memorabl isfy even the most dj tourists. It even had board cut-outs of Supej Spider Man. Pretty boa The next dav Was fj ing news lectures. That others skipped off do spend tons of money priced drinks and thenl pay three dollars to go I Scars Tower on an oven Incidentally, the tol sale right now. If roughly an amount equal to the national might consider buy in j quired, but the amount! they're asking for it was I nodded off before trj finish reading off all thj Donald Trump'll prot up with it anyway. I stayed at the hotel 'They as a h Continued from paj David. "Where are aliens) from?" Piper: "Well, they aj Cleveland Or this dazzling duej phors between our here David: "I'm walkinf line now. 1 don't bot body Piper: "White linej middle of the road worse place to drive. You begin to feel tha ter has not onlv not A "Mool bv scott ma: taatstanl rcaturra E4 Romance and drat bine beautifully in "A the Misbegotten O'Neill's last completj and the ECU Department's latest pro The play, set in Neul m the 1930s, is the seen Long Day's Journey Intj With all its characters' and counter-scheming much of the structure or J It is, however, not a th rather a blend compo most equal parts romam and drama. This year mark t birthday of O'Neill, wh regarded as America si playwright and is also playwright ever to have I Pulitzer Prizes. The ECU productioij David Blanchard,Chris Catherine Edwards! Maxwell and Paul Lom The plav will be Nov 18,19, 21 and 22 at I in McGinnis Theater. TJ $5 for the general publl heesy H Ad! Features pag It's (Come you know wl f m going to don't you?) ? ? s ??I l Live' match in an the up les d white eof .Uh nly -s inane and page 9 icago ing to be .rnng night- heeling out tat on stage much ;gh,but I Marvel wan ted to Sears and look citv l nixed that , td already -?vn ALL o from thi air ? few thousand story br that. fen, who kept coming exciting ideas like, see the south side of ' suggested we go to Ck Cafe and spend lots r on trendy sweatshirts. I'd rather go home and iz tee-shirt. MORI .page 9 1 enter Chicago Little do they as here. (Photo by HerringlabS) ? V ? n d THE EAST CAROLINIAN NOVEMBER 17, 1988 9 More Tear and Loathing' in the whirlpool with my new overpriced,trendy sweatshirts, friends, Natasha and Gremlina, Frecklesgo get me another pack who turned out to be some of the of two dollar cigarettes G.L.O.W. wrestlers. After a I took off. I ran. 1 hurtled over couple of hours of stimulating small children and seeing eye conversation and leglock demon- strations, I retired to the room. dogs. I elbowed a Moonie. I The kids snuck in about four dashed up the down escalator. I a.m. Then at five in the morning, galloped past gaping security we were rudely awakened by the guards, fire alarm. I paused only to check my Freckles leapt out of bed and lottery ticket numbers. I slid into headed for the balcony. Sean had gate F6 only to see our plane to go to the bathroom. Kristcn taxiing down the runway - - its Continued from page 8 1 said, "Let's catch the sub- way downtown, search in vain tor a comic book store and then see a child get run over by an msane van driver. Then maybe we can hang out and get real irritated as Kristen and Freckles spend three hours in the Gap?, a retail chain that has at least 15 branches in North Carolina, and sells the same clothes too Lhev obviously thought my idea had some merit, since that's what we proceeded to do. We viid trv to get into Hard Rock ate, but Freckles had the gall to born in 1968, and was conse- quently not old enough to get in. Luckily, the McDonald's? icross the street had more than enough rock memorabilia to sat- sf) even the most demanding tourists. It even had big card- vard cut-outs of Superman and Spider Man. Prettv boss. The next day was full of bor- g news lectures. That night, the ?thers skipped off downtown to end tons of money on over- riced drinks and then refuse to pay three dollars to go up in the Sears Tower on an overcast night. Incidentally, the tower is for ile right now. If you have oughly an amount of money qual to the national debt, you night consider buving it. I in- jured, but the amount of money they're asking for it was so much, plane. Oh, we tried. We finally nodded off before they could madeitbacktoO'Hareat5:07.We inish reading off all those zeros, had eight minutes. I barked or- tonald Trump'll probably end ders. ip with it anyway. "Sean get to the lockers. I stayed at the hotel relaxing Kristen ? carry the They Live' suffers as a horror-satire 'CLIFF'S05' This column has been brought to you by the Save The Bonehcad From Winter in Chicago Fund. Donations are welcome, and should be sent to Locker 4446, O'Hare Airport, Chi- cago. refused to wake up. I grabbed the few comics I'd been able to find and ran downstairs. Turned out to be a false alarm. For some reason, this struck Freckles as incredibly funny. She started giggling, and wouldn't go back to sleep until we hit her upside the noggin with a hairdryer. The next day, we prepared to go home. Thinking ahead, we left our baggage in a locker in the air- port. We caught a train down- town and went to Hard Rock to buy some overpriced, trendy sweatshirts. After we ate, we headed back to the airport. We caught an early train, but it didn't help. One of the subway tracks decided to act up, so we had to wait for five other trains to go past us before we started rolling again. Of course, we missed our taillights winking evilly at me. I swallowed the last of the Valiums?. It seemed like the only thing left to do. The Clearly Labeled Satire Page - The world's ONLY page of humor, hijinks and good almost-clean fun that's clearly labeled! Every Thursday, from now 'til we graduate! No deposit, no return. Void in any Joumaliim 2000 class on cam pus. 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Piper: "Well, thev ain't from C teveland Or this dazzling duel of meta- 1 ?rs between our heroes: David line now. body Piper: "White lines in iddle oi the road. That's . orse place to drive "I'm walking a white I don't bother anv- the the You begin to feel that Carpen- r has not onlv not taken his movie seriously but treated it with contempt as well as hisau- diences who, due to some maso- chistic tendency, have made "They Live" the nation's number one movie. If you must suffer, save your- self four bucks and stay home to watch "Dirty Dancing: the Series" instead. Wait for "They Live to surface on cable. Pay to see "They Live today, kick yourself in the butt tomorrow! You've been warned! Two cat heads, mm HAVtE A IFH1S1TA2 0 - A "Moon" over ECU v With Lunch Specials $3.95 Served Mon. - Fri. 11 am til 3 pm 0 Dinner Specials S5.95 Served Sun. - Thur. After 3 pm Late Night Special S4.25 Mexican Pizza Grande S Served Sun -Thur. After 10 pm V7 Served Fri. - Sat. After 11 pm ???????? 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This year marks the 100th irthdav of O'Neill, who widely . rded as America's greatest playwright and is also the only : ywright ever to have won four ulitzer Prizes. The ECU production features i idBlanchard,ChrisChappell, ttherine Edwards, Stuart Maxwell and Paul Lombardi. The play will be performed Nov 18,19, 21 and 22 at 8:15 p.m. in McGinnis Theater. Tickets are fr for the general public, $4 for heesy Hous Ad! Features page! It's (Come on, you know what I'm going to say, don't you?) groups of ten or more, and $3 for ECU students. Call McGinnis Theater at 757-6390 for ordering information. Quality Care for Quality Cars. HASTINGS FORD 10th Street & 264 Bypass ? 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WedSat. 9-5 1 ! 10 THE EAST CAROLINIAN NOVEMBER 17, WS The Clearly Labeled enftfiir The "Big Bills' 9uotc of the week: "Joea seen every- thing, been everything and eaten everything - Ashley Dalton Male impersonator has transvestite roommate Dear Mr. Earlvis, 1 noticed that a downtown bar installed a condom machine in the men's bathroom. Do you think condom machines should be installed in the dorms? Unsigned Hev, Nameless Yes, condom machines should be allowed in ECU resi- dence halls. They should be in- stalled in the bathrooms, the halls, what the hev, even the rooms. In the dorm rooms, the ma- chines should be placed right above the beds for easy access. "Hev Mom and Dad, here is my spacious two square foot closet, here is mv study-inducivc desk, here is mv springless, hard-as-a- rock bed and oh yeah, that's my half empty condom machine Dear Big E, 1 live in an apartment with three other guys. The guy 1 share a bedroom with snores like a freight train. He snores so loud that 1 have to sleep on the couch, but even in the livingroom 1 can still hear him sometimes. My back hurts and I am addicted to NyQuil. Help. Ravmond judge, Greenville Hey, The judge, Another snoring roommate Come on, someone sent in a letter just like this the other week. Can't you people invent some new problems? I wish just for once someone would write in and ask: Why do the toilet dispensors used in campus bathroom only allow you to pull one sheet at a time? Advice: Line up shoes beside bed, then pelt the snoring train. a paper bag and matches on hand. Dear Earlvis, 1 am stuck in a very bad situ- atkn. My roommate has a prob- lem. Ever since 1 moved in, he has acted strange. 1 couldn't explain it until one night 1 came home ear- his thing" mean? If the guy likes circle jerks, why not just say it. "Doing his thing" is one of those ambiguous phrases that can have a host of meanings. Here is an example: (Judy and Tatty are in front of specific the next time. who live .i pitbull Dear Big E, The girl and guy across the street own Thev let the dog go where he wants to when he has to go and that usually means he heads right for mv yard. What do 1 dv? Signed, Yard Full of Land Mines Hev, Guv With the Lawn, umpy lier than 1 had told him. There he was, dressed in a black neglige watchinga pomo tape and "doing his thing Ever since that night, I've been staying over at my girl friend's (the word dorm' is whited out lure in the letter) apartment A guv that stays in the dorm ne d to my roommate'ssaid that he has gotten his ear pierced and is wearing make-up. My roommate called last night and wants t? explain the whole thing. Am 1 wrong to tell him wher to go? My girl friend stands be- hind me (ii this (better her than my roommate) What's our ad- vice If you take the what' and tin T out of your question, what is left? According to main- veteri- narians, dogs like to defecate in order to establish territorial boundaries. So why not establish your own boundaries? All you needistoeatatTacoBelland have .r.i. i ck 11' in n: Wl .ere ,Guy Who 1 )oesn't know le i r rs, First ol all, v hat does "doing the Student Store.) Judy: "Look here comes Thurston Eames, the school freak Patty: "Why does he look so unkempt?" Judy: "I guess he's just Doing His Thing Now in a short quiz, the Big E will demonstrate that "Doing his thing" has more than one mean- ing. Question: In the above pas- sage between Judy and Patty, what is Judy implying when she says "Doing his thing" to Patty? A. Thurston Eames is a cool surf beach rider from VA beach. B. Thurston Eames is an anti- social dead head who washes his clothes only when it rains. C.Thurston Fames is a hippie who drives a VW Tiling. D. Thurston Eames is mastur- bating in front oi the school store. See what 1 mean dude? IV Wait a minute. Your letter is Secondly, in the part about full of falsity. I personally know you staying over at your girl's many of our fine ECU Kuggers place, you didn't use enough and have never heard one of them White Out when trying to cover mutter anything close to an ob- up the word "dorm As a rule- sccnity. By the way, foul mouthed abiding ECU student, 1 feel that it and vulgar mean about the same is my duty to report you to Dean thing, so there is no sense in say- Speier, the associate dean of stu- ing it twice. dent life. Yourallegationsofsexismare The White Out deal com- unfounded. These guys may have bined with "Doing his thing" unusually high hormone levels, leads me to believe that you (the but whenever I have witnessed a writer of this letter) is in fact a Rugger and a female converse, 1 female. My proof: Guys living in have taken special note that the dorms don'town a bottle of White rugger always says a gentlemanly Out. Also only sorority girls 'Please named Judy and Patty use phrases like "doing his thing Advice: Why don't you just come out of the closet and admit that you are girl trying to imper- sonate a guy. Dear Big E, 1 have had several bad run-ins with members of the ECU Rugby team. Besides being all foul mouthed and vulgar, these guys are uncouth. As far as your S and M game - what did you call it ? 'penis fly trap'?l believe we invented that in our own little head just to enter- tain the Big E, now didn't we? The Big E is bumming. Only one more Clearly Labeled Satire Page for the E, you see he is fi- nally graduating after six ardu- ous years. So let's make the last "Just They are disgusting and thev Ask Big E" the best by sending in drink anal beers. Thev are also very sexist and say sexist things to women all the time. 1 have been the victim of one of their sexist ploys called the penis fly trap and I didn't appreciate it Big E how do 1 eradicate Greenville of this vix- enous group which I render to be the scum of the earth? Signed, Rugby Hater I lev, Scrum Leader your crazy problems to me. Send to: BigE East Carolinian Publications Building Greenville, N.C 27834 Oi save the post and leg it to the ugly brick building across from Joyner Library and ask for E. Special precautions are taken as yellow journalists meet Eakin GREENVILLE, N.C. (EP) Hold the phone, yellow journal- ists Earlvis and Bonehead are going to eat breakfast with ECU Chancellor Richard Eakin Friday. One of the Chancellor's aids, I.M. Lackey, held a news confer- ence in Spillman building today to discuss the meeting between the news paper refxrters and the ECU head. "There will be four uni- formed campus police as well as several undercover officiers there at the breakfast to make sure no th- ing gets out of hand Lackey said. The extra precautions are being taken in light of a recent out burst at an area McDonalds which left four injuried in the largest food fight in ECU history. Earlvis (alias Lumpy Rutherford) is al- leged to have started theructusby chucking a half eaten fish fillet at SGA President l.arry Murphy. While police arrested no one in the incident, many bv-standers say it was Earlvis who started the ordeal. "We just don't want any- thing like the McDonalds crisis to happen in the Chancellor's house Lackey said. Lackey also mentioned that offensive language will boa no, no in the Chancellor's present. The jest oi Lackey's admonition was directed towards Bonehead, an- other yellow journalist working for a nearby newspaper who has received various complaints for his indept articles on tat giris and art tags. "Hey, (censored) that Lackev guy, 1 am not offensive Bone- head said in retaliation. Bonehead said he planning on wearing his infamous 'Can Man' outfit to the breakfast. When Earlvis was contacted today, he said he didn't under- stand the allegations. Earlvis said he was no where near the McDonalds when the scene oc- curred "So, 1 hear thev are having grits Earlvis said before laugh- ing an evil laugh. He then was said to have run down the hall saving "Dean Wormer, Dean Wormer Police will be swarming this location Friday morning when several yellow journalists from a nearby newspaper eat grits and eggs with ECU Chancellor Richard Fakin. Paper is the sole medium left Squirrel man, Klicky, innocent GREENVILLE, N.C. (BP) - an evil twin loose in Greenville, Still in captivity, the squirrel man but no squirrel-related murders continues to make headlines. Klicky-Klicky, 21-year-old specimen of what scientists are calling Homo squirrelious, insists that he is innocent of the murders attributed to him. In an exclusive interview with The East Carolin- ian, Klicky explained that he was once an actor in an animated car- toon, somehow transported into the world of three-dimensions. "1 used to hang around with this moose and this dog. Some- times this goofy mountie would hang out with us at the Big Rip- Off Cafe. We were hot. They called us The Rodent Pack Klicky remembers. "The media loved our mov- ies. Me and the moose, we made a ton of them together. The plots were great. We'd drop things on these two Russians all the time. It never seemed to hurt them. I didn't know that tearing people's arms off would kill people here have occurred since Klicky was incarcerated. "Of course not he snaps. His prominent front teeth gnash together. "As long as he stays quiet, they'll never catch him "But he'll slip up eventually. It's in our blood. Actors have to release tension somehow. Dis- membering humans was our fa- vorite hobby back where I come from. 'Course, there it didn't have the repurcussions this dimension does he adds soberly. When asked how he was transported here, Klicky is at a loss. "Me and Klacky (his evil twin) were coming home from this parry one morning. 1 was driving. He was snorting some- thing. When I turned to see what it was, I lost control of the wheel. I think we crashed he relates. He doesn't remember any- thing after that, except his capture several weeks ago bv the Klicky starts sobbing. "Hokcy Greenville police Squirrel Man Smoke! I'd never intentionally Task Force- l's Possible that hurt somebody! I thought it was Klacky woke up before I did. That part of the script wou,d explain what happened to Khcky maintains that he has thosc kids' " Kl,cky ??? The squirrel man's hearing is set for Monday morning. The judge is expected to set bail at $100, 000. Klicky said, "I don't know anyone here. They don't know whether to give me a public defender or put me to sleep. There's no way I'll be able to pay that bond Klicky is led back to his cell after our interview. He is obvi- ously humiliated by the leash the guard places around his neck. He looks back at the interviewer as he is dragged away. He says, "Tell them my story! Tell the world I'm innocent A defense- fund is being set up to defray court costs and pay bail for the squirrel man. Those wish- ing to contribute may drop off donations at The East Carolinian offices, on the second floor of the Publications Building, across from Joyner 1 ibrary. If the bail can not be met, Klicky insists the money be turned over to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, and it will be.Satire Page readers are urged to come to the defense of the only animal on this planet richt now that can speak in his own defense. GREENVILLE, N.C. (BP) ? With the sudden closure of "The New, Weekly Buccaneer and WZMB's continued technical problems, speculators fear that The East Carolinian will soon be the only medium left on campus. Justa Joshin, chairman of the Media Board, said Thursday, 'The newspaper may well have to carry on the functions oi the other media if this trend continues Expressions, which formerly appeared twice a year, has shut down temporarily while chang- again bv December, but an insider on the Media Board sneers, "De- cember of 91, thev mean 'The New, Weekly Bucca- neer switched to a weekly for- mat this year in order to make sure students recieved their year- books. The publication was closed down bv the Media Board J last week. No statement has been issued yet concerning the cancel- lation of the annual. An alien dimension sucked up the ECU Photolab last week. It has resisted all attempts made by ing their format. They will begin the university to contact the pho- publishing again in 1990. Their tographers still trapped inside, material will consist totally of The Media Board is on the verge poorly-w ritten, anti-drug propa- of "just writing them oii as a lost ganda disguised as poetry. cause Joshin said. WZMB continued to have The Rebel, ECU's literary equipment failure almost hourly, magazine, never really existed in It finally shut down permanently the first place. Tuesday after the automatic roc- joshin said, "I hope the paper ord cleaner blew a fuse. The sta- can handle the extra burdens tion insists it will be broadcasting we've been forced to place on it. The staff of the newspaper have done a top-notch job this year, and certainly deserve paid vacations from the university "In fact, they really deserve big pay increases, guest spots on The Facts of Life and all the free toilet paper we can give them he added. Starting next week, The East Caroliniatt will begin reading public service announcements and news briefs from a public address svstcm on top of Mcn- denhall to replace WZMB. The paper will also feature the "Babe Spread a two-page photo mon- tage oi all the girls who get their pictures taken. These photos will, of course, be taken by the staff of The East Carolinian. In addition, the newspaper will present poetry and fiction selections, especially any poems about drugs and their horrible effects on the young people of our fine nation. Greenville City Utilities now located in Jarvis St. attic own ueiense. Greensboro changes name to Greensboring after refendum GREENSBORING, N.C. (EP) ? Citizens here in this piedmont urbana are glad they changed the name of their city from Greens- boro to Greensboring. "The city's name is now truly indicative ot what really goes on here Alderman Thurston Fames said. On election day, residents of the city were asked to make the decision in a referendum vote. An astounding 65 percent of the vot- ers wanted the city to renamed to Greensboring. "Nothing really happens here so 1 feel like thecitiensof Greens- boring made the right choice Eames said GREENVILLE, N.C (BP) ? The Greeenville Utilities Commission moved its tempo- rary offices today for the third time in as many weeks. The GUC building, which has been under construction for over a year, is scheduled to be com- pleted sometime in 1993. For six months, a temporary office was set up in the building next to the one under construction. Unfortunately, that office was demolished by an indiscri to pay their bills. Their offices are now located in an attic apartment on the end of Jarvis Street. While Eyell Un- plugya, head of the Commission admits that there is limited park- ing available in their new offices, he said, "The citizens of Greenville should be used to that by now "We really don't care if they're able to park or not. As long as they pay their bills on time, we to our offices in time Unplugya said. Unplugya insists that most citizens' bills are still accurate despite the many shifts in the GUC's headquarters. He points out that the bills are only printed with the aid of computers the actual figures are calculated by their highly trained staff, and rec- ords kept in an indestructable safe. "Of course, we keep all ECU students' records in dumpster don't give a fig if we are conven- mate swing of a wrecking ball icntly located or not. In fact, I three weeks ago. Sending the personally hope people CAN'T outside Mendenhall. Their par- GUC employees scrambling for find us. Nothing gives me more of ents pay their utility bills anyhow, safety, the building collapsed, a kick to see some old lady's so we treat the students and their killing three and leaving Emear- power getting snipped off be- accounts like the subhuman chat- aid City residents without a place cause she couldn't climb the step tel they are Oveikill ? x r' I ruleico er Cats rMe vv. ? BE6l ' THt fit ATTACf 4UNKS :? e ? ? THc BRADYfiA PUNCM'N&rs ' v - ? fjtur EL - v C0SB " yCats coQuat. meavve&ES . rMCR6J?8l?'T ? ' IRfSEK 46A r te - My OAUGHTQi. HASTuRhk 7 0 Mt- 4J.4V. ? - Inside oke -r- -net I fry r.i I He Big WcV. QoSh DM V Coming in Two V No, really! 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But ifs not and never will be, you CAPITALIST POND SCUM! Two Bass Guitars - Five bucks apiece. Call 830-4894 and ask for "Stinky" and Chuckster. Save The Kittens Society Now accepting members! Call 830-9094. Amaretto Klink MzL r T3 C AS re i M Wvi s Q r u. O I HI t S! t k( U isi N Sports xj ?V I MM! R 17, 198? Page 12 Head Coach Art Baker analyzes the executi i i the Pirate This will be the final game tor Baker as head coach of Easl Carolina University (Photo by Mar Startai Irates host frisbee tournament at ECU Baker's reign ends in Cincinnati Pirates end their season on the road By CHRIS Sli GEL ?. - . ? ports Iditor v ing last v't ek's open tarolina will close out n the road Saturda) at i he game w ill also lose the reign ot Art d coa h Pirates. whose resignation (wing the game ? n : to tnd his ? I i the sai I it with i victory. v ei tain to he mv hist date v I no. P tki I take' S? 1111 com vvav ' io a Jaker game as the football coach here at Pirates recorded two school East arolina, and 1 was fortunate marks against the Bearcats by enough four years ago to come in rushing tor over 500 ards and with a win over N. State, and I'd gaining 31 first downs. But Baker sure like to go out with a win over does not see the game being that i Cincinnati Baker said, at has final press conference on Mondav. I ins will be ? ?ur first trip to i ait innati. We feel likeincin- nari ITicir record is V-7 and ours is v ! li one sided this year. " I hey are a better football t' .tin on del than the) were a year ago 1 hey are playing better offense and thee have most ot their skill we'll both be plav i gfora people back Baker said. ! t ot pride said Baker want to end up with t w o wins in a row so ' tball I m can following last weeks open dad- end up mi .i w inning i I Last i i n EC1 I featec ti mr.au at hon ,? 56 2H 1 h( ist( arolina hashadancxtra week to prepare torincinnati I he Pirates will also be tl . ing to wm their second game in a row 4-17 in torv ! emple Ni . " 1 emple was a vei win t. 'r us, Bal er kme things happened in ootball game that ha1 i tof the sea Bak r said heisnol plans followil . ? i ? - "Right now, I'm ward to finishing thi then we'll s then - - ? -ider 1 ? just wantl ind n to pre pa i shall came Pirates rely on speed and shooting By KKlsI! HA1 BERG the ? ' isoi ? - ? ? main ki iteele.Th i in hi I : ketball pro I ;iuck 11 questior ? ,t strei ;th thi . ne Hie Pirati ? ff of an 8 20 season from la-1 year, are e pec ted to impi - ?n and an icked in the i ? . ?' doto i bv the CAA s rit( rs. are bettei v than we evei v ere last ycai One of our 1 . last V ear w a rebu Stt i ?? ho is in i nd ,? ir as head coa ites, had. n i s niors oi ir's i ti r. six fi lei two - ; ho res and thn ins war- sists i ii ? en- ar . , rs, hve freshmen ? and , id (?f IV 0 Wil ? : ' i r a re ou i rdsj, ' ' IKer Murph I and : ? in lays of pi vere ten dav s ahead ol a hat . re last year and a 1. t f it id to do with the fac t that our in help ?ur younger kids ur 51 ni ? ha lone a i il b on and off irt ?t( i le said that the t . ? prise this v. ar came from Robin House, a freshman guard who has been in the top seven the first scrimn ag H isketba a walk on and v - lar- ir. ? ? ? irning players ai juniors C lus Hill mmv I linton. Pirates ? pred ? ? irth in the ? n f ei ? . like then ? not a Nav) c ex j team that -vinst! ? nferei have to ???in all I I Currenth ? ters hav ? ? .? rg Masoi t p ith Amei rsit Mad ' Duke the ' first Bv GAItt HURI 1 i. r e. j h the fa t Cat an.? I he Irates finished their son this oast ? ? - nd with their biann nt !he II w a s lute touxiui nt, Ultimax si in East the three p aidU Ul . UUC ? ? for as . Il itt I '? all i n ns att On S . I ? ?? In the i defea ? i. ? ; i worm i Mama 7 a c r t;lomer- ngl : D. and R tli igh dt feated both East Helios a n ,l gl n's No v ionflicks. In ? . ime of the day, 1 lelios ?d N Conflicks to avenge a loss to the team earlier in the sea- son. Cool Mama 7 had to forfeit theirgames nSunday. Fhisauto- matically placed Helios and No Conflicks in the finals. Helios deteated No Conflicks 12-11 to win the women's d ? n and bv V that d e ; I Crunch fai "i vas tied 11-11 ivei ? the im ??? ' i ited licit , 'all then ? i 11 r in a row to win the tr : 1 he Irates l k ahead I tl spring seas Cai ha made t to t W I Spikers recognized tier Bv KRISTEN HALBERG The Lady Pirate volleyball team mav have had a disappoint- loniai season w ith an I 5 Athletic Association record and sixth in the CAA's, but for lemma Holl) and Michele Mcln- tosh there is still room f r r 1 lolly, a junior lx came the first 1 ad) pirah in the hi ?? the - s to be named t ( A A All-Conference second team. She finished off the season as the l( hitter for the I Pirates Hollv also led IL in kill h 4 ? while ? sue ther ways I Sh r v ith 535 digs and ? block a I ? Pirates and thi CAA ii sh. e is rani A's with a 4.22 d Mclni Smith, ? is a irded i I the ? - ntoffi si e a. ns in t!it i A ? Mclni ' ? . in just ' Easl ?rolina is urrentlv rai ? lerican Vi i '? iation tor of 2 - Pirate's Booty ken I arley, of the ECU Irates, attempts to steal the frisbee away from his opponent. The rates were the host for the Ultimax XII Tournament over the weekend (Photo by Mark Love, ECU Photo Lab). Wl I kf ND I CL SPORTS UPDATE Tonight 730 pam. -Men's Basketball Exhibition game v Marathon Oil Minges Coliseum Sat. 2 p.m. - Men ind women vim and Dive team vs. UNO Charlotte Minges Pool Sat. 7p.m. - Lady Pirate Alumni game Minges Coliseum Pirates prepare for Alumni in in .i s ai ?? will ' ' rmer ??. n Minges at is set for 7 p m I servi une-up I i ECU, which i F O H U s oa s K i Oil I nst a teai ( oli as alumni l homps n v areei at E U in 1 i ca ? ints and rebounds. lished tier with 2,352 83 career Minges praised klilsl I HAI Bl RG t to hand it to left irectoi ? itions I the rest ol ? . -v- who I I ? reno ate Minges oli- seum in time tor basketball soa- ks great. 1 was in the n rhood the . itl ler dav .ut I ded to drop by and check out the improvements. i he entire ci li - um had been repainted, the floor was resur ed and repainted, skyboxes were pul foi use b only the most prominent contributors of E U athletics) and they even went so far as to purchace new moveable 1 lydra-Rib basket just s that the court could look more ? ? fcssional. With East Carolina predicted to do well in the conference and Minges finally looking like a true coliseum, there is only one thing missing from this picture: You, ? loyal, or not so loyal, support- ers ol East Carolina athletics hast year's attendance, al- though an improv ement from the year before, was almost equiva- lent to the amount oi people that attended class the day after 1 lal- loween. The Pirate team, under second year head coach Mike Steele, is psyched about the up- . . . : : - : be for soi hei ? Hall ' ' ' ? reservi ts 1 fill M are 15 attend East Carolina nd Mingesonh ' ow logi with I number ol students that att( ECU vs the number of seats in the coliseum, we should have sv outs tor even game. ECU stu- dents ha e been complaining I i arsthat the athletic teams don't wm. Now here is a team that is predieted to have a ver success- ful season and it would be a shame if only a handful ol ; are there to enjoy in the success Being a supporter oi athletics is like voting in the elections: if you don't vote or support the team vou have absolutely no right to complain. ( ome support the Pirates It will be a SHATTERING experi- ence. opens thi reeuiar s, ,e? n t Ithers alumni wil (197 - 1 ? i i; presenting the Mail, la (. r en lolds the ECU t am handball club in the Olym- pic lames in Seoul, South Korea. Fran 1 looks 11979 53), a former 1 c I great who now coaches at Goldsboro High School; Debbie Freeman (1974-78), remembered lor garnering 26 rebounds in one game; billion Barnes (1978-82), a ? tson in the Appala utateSheraton Tournament ii Bo ne. Manx ol thi' all-time great ason and career records for who went on to serve as an assis- blocked shots; Delphinc Mabry 11 182 B7), who holds the E( I record for areer steals with 110; at history will Lisa Squirewell (1982-86), whose plav Saturday No less than 15 509 ireer field goal percentage is tou-r players w ill make up the Still listed hist in th record books; alumni roster. Alma Bethea (1984-88), the fifth- R ? rhempson thecurrent leadii rer in school history. EC1 assistant coach and the mosl Leora "Sam" fones (1980-82) prolific scorer and rebounder in will n turntoECl Saturday after si ool history, will yl.w tor the representing the United States tant coach at E I ; Sheilah Cotton (P71 75), who once scored 9 points in an ECU game. ( Hhers include Loraine Foster l 1981 86), LydiaRoundtree(1977- 81), Brenda Dail i"C 7D)( and Annette Phillips Thecurrent Lady Pirate team is under the direction of second- year head coach Pat Picrson. Ticket Info Guidelines for East Carolina University students to pick up tickets tor the upcoming college basketball season have been sot. and there are several changes. 'students can pick up their ticket with a validated IP and activity card the day before a game from 8 a m. to 5 p ni. at the Minges Coliseum tic ket office her games on Monday nights ticket pick-up will be on 1 riday I or games during Fhanksgiving break (Nov. 26), tickets van be pieked up on Wednesday, Nov. 23 For games during the Chris! mas vacation (Dec 27 JO) tickets can be pi ked up on Friday, 1 Kv. 23. When students pick up their tiekets the oa before the game, they can also pick up one extra 1 2-price ticket tor a guest with a valid ID. Any additional tiekets are full-price Atter the supply of guest tiekets are gone, all tiekets become full-price. Also students can use an extra student ID to get a tree ticket tor a friend. Only one extra tieket per person is allow ed When students piek up their tickets the day ol the game, only one ticket can be given out ls on the da) ol the came all studi nt tiekets will be available tor am one to bu students included. 1 his year, student sections are colored purple. e,ra and green. There are three entrances tor student tickets Minges I obby (purple & green) and the southside ol the coliseum (gray ) Purple and green are floor level seats while grav is second level seating. 1 here are more student tuk etsavailable on the floor tins year due to the press row being moved to the floor For more information about the availability ot student rickets throughout the season, contact the ECU Ticket Office at 757-6400 - - hav ? ? ? - tht i not V N - The ? havi ? eh C . ti a sh fort ?. ? sevei v s nuu V w as with three Is 915 p Iowa h . h had - I votes i ne poml I S ra( use, S f w hile Ne ada I as . j team t I rounded out I 1 points Arizona I I last year's 1 inal 1 our Second ien with 'v p was followed by Villani gia Tech, Missouri ? idaState,Ohi N rth' lina State, fen I 1 w If THE EAST CAROLINIAN Sports NOVEMBER 17,1988 Page 12 Baker's reign ends in Cincinnati Pirates end their season on the road By CHRIS SIEGEL Ain?Unl Sport Kditor Following last week's open date, East Carolina will close out its season on the road Saturday at Cincinnati. The game will also bring to a close the reign of Art Baker as head coach of the Pirates. Baker, whose resignation takes affect following the game on Saturday, said he hopes to end his coaching career at ECU the same way he started it with a victory. 'This is certain to be my last game as the football coach here at East Carolina, and I was fortunate enough four years ago to come in with a win over N .C. State, and I'd sure like to go out with a win over Cincinnati Baker said at his final press conference on Monday. 'This will be our first trip to Cincinnati. We feel like Cincin- nati. Their record is 3-7 and ours is 2-8, so we'll both be playing for a lot of pride said Baker. "We want to end up with two wins in a row so our football program can end up on a winning note Last season ECU defeated Cincinnati at home, 56-28. The Pirates recorded two school marks against the Bearcats by rushing for over 500 yards and gaining 31 first downs. But Baker does not see the game being that one-sided this year. "They are a better football team on defense than they were a year ago. They are playing better offense and they have most of their skill people back Baker said. East Carolina has had an extra week to prepare for Cincinnati following last weeks open date. The Pirates will also be trying to win their second game in a row following a 34-17 victory over Temple Nov. 6. 'Temple was a very satisfy- ing win for us Baker said. "Some things happened in that football game that have not hap- pened for most of the season Baker said he is not sure of his plans following the season. "Right now, I'm looking for- ward to finishing the season and then we'll see what goes from there said Baker. "I'm not going to consider beyond Saturday. I just want to see if we can do every- thing we can to prepare to win a football game Pirates rely on speed and shooting Head Coach Art Baker analyzes the execution of the Pirate offense. This will be the final game for Baker as head coach of East Carolina University (Photo by Mar Startari). Irates host frisbee tournament at ECU By KRISTEN HALBERG Sports Editor As the basketball season draws near, one thing remains certain for coach Mike Steele. The strength in his basketball pro- gram will lie in the team's quick- ness and shooting. 'That, without question, will be our biggest strength this year Steele said. Steele also explained that the biggest key will be in winning the close games. He said that last year they fought just to stay close and stay in the game, and now, this year, instead of just being com- petitive, his team will have to win the close games to stay in the race for the conference title. The Pirates, who come off of an 8-20 season from last year, are expected to improve this season and are picked to finish fourth in the Colonial Athletic Accosiation by the CAA sportswriters. "We are better now than we ever were last year Steele said. "One of our biggest problems last year was rebuilding Steele, who is in his second year as head coach for the Pirates, had no seniors on last year's ros- ter, six freshmen, two sopho- mores and three juniors. This year's roster consists of three sen- iors, five freshmen, two sopho- mores and two juniors. "Our biggest thing we've got this year are our seniors Blue Edwards, Merf Kenny Murphvl and Jeff Kellv Steele said. "Within two days of practice we were ten days ahead of what we were last year and a lot of it had to do with the fact that our seniors can help our younger kids through the drills. Our seniors have done a great job on and off the court Steele said that the biggest surprise this year came from Robin House, a freshman guard who has been in the top seven since the first scrimmage. House came to the basketball program as a walk on and will be on scholar- ship next year. Other returning players are juniors Gus Hill, Reed Lose and sophomore jimmy Hinton. Even though the Pirates were predicted to finish fourth in the league, bteele believes anyone could win the conference this year. 'There's not a Richmond like there was last year and there's not a Navy like there was two yearsago Steeleexplained. "The team that wins the conference will have to win all of their home games and split the away games Currently, the CAA sports- writers have George Mason on top with American University second and UNC-Wilmington third. Richmond was predicted fifth, Navy cixth, William and Mary seventh and James Madison eighth. The Pirates have an exhibi- tion game with Marathon Oil tonight in Minges Coliseum. By GARY HURLEY Special to the East Carolinian The Irates finished their fall season this past weekend wUh. their biannual ultimate ment. The tournament, Ulrimax XII, was the largest in East Carolina's history with twelve men's teams and three women's teams attending the event. On Saturday in the women's pool, Cool Mama 7, a conglomer- ate Wasington, D.C. and Raleigh team, defeated both East Carolina's Helios and Wilmington's No Conflicks. In the last game of the day, Helios defeated No Conflicks to avenge a loss to the team earlier in the sea- son. Cool Mama 7 had to forfeit their games on Sunday. This auto- matically placed Helios and No Conflicks in the finals. Helios defeated No Conflicks 12-11 to win the women's division and their first ever tournament cham- pionship. The men's teams were di- vided into three pools on Satur- day. Crunch, Y'all and Wut were the three pool winners. The Irates M Arwj nno lping to Y'all for a second place fkwsh in their pool. In their first game on Sunday, the Irates defeated Wut, a revival team of Irates past. The Irates were eliminated in the semi-finals by Wilmington's Crunch. It was the first time in three years that the rival Wilmington team de- feated East Carolina. Crunch faced the tri-city team Y'all in the finals. The score was tied 11-11 when a Wilmington player, Jay Coyle, had to leave the game with a separated shoulder. Y'all then scored four in a row to win the trophy. The Irates look ahead to the spring season. East Carolina has made it to Collegiate Nationals two years in a row. Spikers recognized By KRISTEN HALBERG Sports Editor The Lady Pirate volleyball team may have had a disappoint- ing season with an 0-5 Colonial Athletic Association record and sixth place in the CAA's, but for Jemma Holly and Michele Mcln- tosh, there is still room for recgo- nition. Holly, a junior, became the first Lady pirate in the history of the CAA's to be named to the CAA All-Conference second team. She finished off the season as the leading hitter for the Lady Pirates. Holly also led ECU in kills with 243 while she was But Holly contributed to her success in other ways as well. She was the third leading digger with 335 digs and the second leading blockcr with 20 block solos and 18 block assists. The one who leads the Lady Pirates and the CAA in digs this year is junior Michele Mclntosh. She is ranked tenth in the CAA's with a 4.22 dig average. Mclntosh, along with Traci Smith, was awarded player-of- the-wcek for their excellent offen- sive and defensive contributions in the CAA tournament. At the CAA 's, Mclntosh had 44 digs in just two matches. East Carolina is currently ranked fourth in the American Volleyball Coaches Association for digs as they have a dig average of 20.402. Pirate's Booty Minges praised ? KRISTEN HALBERG Sports Editor Well, I've got to hand it to Jeff Davis (Director of Operations) and the rest of the guys who helped to renovate Minges Coli- seum in time for basketball sea- son. The place looks great. I was in the neighborhood the other day and decided to drop by and check out the improvements. The entire coliseum had been repainted, the floor was resur- faced and repainted, skyboxes were put in (for use by only the most prominent contributors of ECU athletics) and they even went so far as to purchace new moveable Hydra-Rib baskets just so that the court could look more professional. With East Carolina predicted to do well in the conference and Minges finally looking like a true coliseum, there is only one thing missing from this picture: You, the loyal, or not so loyal, support- ers of East Carolina athletics. Last year's attendance, al- though an improvement from the year before, was almost equiva- lent to the amount of people that attended class the day after Hal- loween. The Pirate team, under second year head coach Mike Steele, is psyched about the up- coming season and the only thing, j that would make it better would be for someone to be there to see them win. Half of the tickets to the games are reserved for students, so it will be up to the students to fill Minges to its capacity. There are 15,000 some odd students that attend East Carolina University and Minges only holds 6,500. Now, logically, with the number of students that attend ECU vs. the number of seats in the coliseum, we should have sell- outs for every game. ECU stu- i dents have been complaining for years that the athletic teams don't wot Now here is a team that is predicted to have a very success- j ful season and it would be a shame if only a handful of people are there to enjoy in the success. Being a supporter of athletics is like voting in the elections: if you don't vote or support the team, you have absolutely no right to complain. Come support the Pirates. It will be a SHATTERING experi- ence. Ken Earley, of the ECU Irates, attempts to steal the frisbee away from his opponent. The Irates were the host for the Ultimax XII Tournament over the weekend (Photo by Mark Love, ECU Photo Lab). WEEKEND ECU SPORTS UPDATE Tonight 730 p.m. - Men's Basketball Exhibition game v Marathon Oil Minges Coliseum Sat. 2 p.m. - Men and women wim and Dive team vs. UNC- Charlotte Minges Pool Sat. 7p.m. - Lady Pirate Alumni game Minges Coliseum Pirates prepare for Alumni Ticket Info (SID) ? East Carolina's women's basketball team will play against a team of former Lady Pirates Saturday in Minges Coliseum. Tip-off is set for 7 p.m. The Alumni game will serve as a tune-up for ECU, which opens the regular season Nov. 25 against Stetson in the Appala- chian State Sheraton Tournament in Boone. Many of the all-time great players in Lady Pirate history will play Saturday. No less than 15 rorter players will make up the alumni roster. Roiie Thompson, the current ECU assistant coach and the most prolific scorer and rebounder in school history, will play for the alumni. Thompson finished her career at ECU in 1980 with 2,352 career points and 1,183 career rebounds. Others representing the alumni will be Marcia Girven (1977-81), who holds the ECU season and career records for blocked shots; Delphine Mabry (1982-87), who holds the ECU record for career steals with 110; Lisa Squirewell (1982-86), whose .509 career field goal percentage is still listed first in th record books; Alma Bethea (1984-88), the fifth- leading scorer in school history. Leora "Sam Jones (1980-82) will return to ECU Saturday after representing the United States team handball club in the Olym- pic Games in Seoul, South Korea. Fran Hooks (1979-83), a former ECU great who now coaches at Goldsboro High School; Debbie Freeman (1974-78), remembered for garnering 26 rebounds in one game; Lillion Barnes (1978-82), who went on to serve as an assis- tant coach at ECU; Sheilah Cotton (1971-75), who once scored 39 points in an ECU game. Others include Loraine Foster (1981-86), LydiaRoundtree (1977- 81), Brenda Dail (1973-76), and Annette Phillips. The current Lady Pirate team is under the direction of second- year head coach Pat Pierson. Guidelines for East Carolina University students to pick up tickets for the upcoming college basketball season have been set, and there are several changes. Students can pick up their ticket with a validated ID and activity card the day before a game from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the Minges Coliseum ticket office. For games on Monday nights, ticket pick-up will be on Friday, For games during Thanksgiving break (Nov. 26), tickets can be picked up on Wednesday, Nov. 23. For games during the Christ- mas vacation (Dec. 27-30), tickets can be picked up on Friday, Dec. 23. When students pick up their tickets the day before the game, they can also pick up one extra 1 2-price ticket for a guest with a valid ID. Any additional tickets are full-price. After the supply of guest tickets are gone, all tickets become full-price. Also, students can use an extra student ID to get a free ticket for a friend. Only one extra ticket per person is allowed. When students pick up their tickets the day of the game, only one ticket can be given out. Also on the day of the game, all student tickets will be available for any- one to buy, students included. This year, student sections are colored purple, gray and green. There are three entrances for student tickets? Minges Lobby (purple & green) and the southside of the coliseum (gray). Purple and green are floor level seats while gray is second level seating. There are more student tick- ets available on the floor this year due to the press row being moved to the floor. For more information about the availability of student tickets throughout the season, contact the ECU Ticket Office at 757-6400. ECU at Cincinnati Penn State at Notre Dame Syracuse at West Virginia Miami, FLat LSU South Carolina at Clemsor Maryland at Virginia North Carolina at Duke USC at UCLA Pittsburgh at N.C. State Michigan at Ohio State Duke DURHAM. N.C. (AP)-mJ college basketball coaches shl the notoriety associated wf being ranked No. 1, but e's Mike Krzyzewski. "You strive to be good, an people recognize you as gc that's good because you've complished one of your goal Krzyzewski said in an intervi before The Associated Press season college basketball picked his team No. 1. "Being ranked is OK. should be a little bit of fun said. The Blue Devils, who ished fifth in the final regul season poll last season and wj on to the Final Four and a sei nal loss to eventual champl Kansas, received 33 first-plf votes and easily outdistanced 1 2 Georgetown, which had eij first-place votes. Duke, which last held the ranking over the final three of the 1985-86 season, another which it reached the Final Fox finished with 1,257 points fri the nationwide panel of si writers and broadcasters, v ahead oi the Hoy as 1,107. Krzyzewski takes a talenl team into the 1988-89 season as tries for his third trip to the Fi Four in the last four seasons. he acknowledges that there pitfalls associated with bei deemed "the best "If you're ranked very h early, there's a tendency to thj you've already accomplish something, and you real haven't accomplished anythin Krzvzewski said. "Those are predictions. Then, in practice tings, you have to be careful tl there isn't a complacency t comes about He identified another prl lem, playing to protect the raf ing, in essence, to avoid losin game and the prestige of No. "What will happen if w not No. 1? Nothing Krzvzew said. "What has happened thatj are No. 1? We're getting interviews, more pictures things like that The offense is expected to hok itsend of the bargain this year. Krzyzewski says one player have to emerge as King's suc sor. "We're not going to wi championship without playl good defense, and that's goal Krzyzewski said. Michigan, Louisville Oklahoma, another Final team from last season, rounj out the Top Five in a voting showed the quick rums of fortunes in collegiate basket programs. Michigan received four tl place votes and 1.090 pointsl more than Louisville, which! seven No. 1 votes. Oklahoma nine first-place votes and 1 points. North Carolina was with three No. 1 selections 915 points, just four more Iowa, which had two first- votes. One point separated Syracuse, 852 points, and Ilhi while Nevada-Las Vegas, tl nal team to receive a No. 1 rounded out the Top Ten wit points. Arizona - the final memt last year's Final Four - k Second Ten with 605 points was followed by Villanova, I gia Tech, Missouri, Florida, ida State, Ohio State, North' Una State, Temple, and Stanl t V THE EAST CAROLINIAN NOVEMHR 17,1988 13 oad is a verj satisfy -1 aker said. ti ? ned in that that have not hap-?? the season he is not sure of his son. 1 king for-season and es from : cen not going rday 1 every-iro 1 ? - anyone ference this mond v ta rand there's ore was two 1. V.plained. "The ? ? rence will their home iway games. v A sports- re Mason on ingl r s 1 ? d im and ' ' e an exhibi- larathon Oil ?oum. ised ithu ?, - would re to see to the lents, ? idents to u"itv. There students that a L n; v i rsirv ? ; nts that attend ? imberofseatsin the should have sell- ? game. lCL stu- been complaining for it th itl tic teamsdon't i team that is : ? have a v ery suco n id it would be a i handful of peoj l - in the success supporter of athletics is in the elections: if you ? iupport the team. re al ? ly no right to port the Pirates. It TERING ex pen- Info i me full-price. Also, students i student ID to get ? ? Mora friend. Only one er j rson is allowed. When students pick up their of the game, only - ? in be given out. Also t the game, all student ts will be available for any- ? uv students iru luded. - year, student sections colored purple, gray and n. There are three entrances student tickets? Minges . purple & green) and the ithside of the coliseum (gray). Ii and green are floor level i while gray is second level ing. There ar more student tick- j available on the floor this vear e to the press row being moved Ithe floor. For more information about availability of student tickets roughout the season, contact ECU Ticket Office at 757-6400. sXS? Fearless Football Forecast BRIAN BAILEY WNCT-TV Sports Director Two Weeks Ago ? (6-4) Overall - (62-36-1) DEAN BUCHAN ECU Sports Information Two Weeks Ago ?6-4) Overall - (64-34-1) ECU at Cincinnati Penn State at Notre Dame Syracuse at West Virginia Miami, FL at LSU South Carolina at Clemson Maryland at Virginia North Carolina at Duke USC at UCLA Pittsburgh at N.C. State Michigan at Ohio State ECUECU Notre DameNotre Dame WestVirginiaWest Virginia LSULSU ClemsonClemson VirginiaVirginia DukeDuke UCLAUSC PittsburghPittsburgh MichiganMichigan KRISTEN HALBERG Sports EditorDr. RICHARD EAKTN ECU Chancellor Two Weeks Ago (0-0) Overall - (0-0-0)Two Weeks Ago - (9-1) Overall- (64-34-1-) ECUECU Notre DameNotre Dame West Virginia MiamiWest Virginia Miami, FL ClemsonClemson Vkginia DukeMaryland Duke UCLAUSC N.C. StateN.C. State MichiganMichigan CHIPPY BONEHEAD EARLVIS HAMPTON Managing Editor Features Editor Two Weeks Ago - (5-5) Two Weeks Ago - (5-5) Overall - (67-31-1) Overall - (63-35-1) ECU Notre Dame West Virginia LSU Clemson Virginia Duke UCLA N.C. State Michigan ECU Notre Dame West Virginia Miami South Carolina Virginia Duke UCLA Pitt Michigan Duke on top 1 Sjgiggg DURHAM. N.C. (AP) - Most college basketball coaches shun the notoriety associated with being ranked No. 1, but not Duke's Mike Krzyzewski. "You strive to be good, and if people recognize you as good, that's good because you've ac- complished one of your goals Krzyzewski said in an interview before The Associated Press pre- season college basketball poll picked his team No. 1. "Being ranked is OK. It should be a little bit of fun he said. The Blue Devils, who fin- ished fifth in the final regular - season poll last season and went on to the Final Four and a semifi- nal loss to eventual champion Kansas, received 33 first-place votes and easily outdistanced No. 2 Georgetown, which had eight first-place votes. Duke, which last held the top ranking over the final three polls of the 1985-86 season, another in which it reached the Final Four , finished with 1,257 points from the nationwide panel of sports writers and broadcasters, well ahead of the Hoyas' 1,107. Krzvzevvski takes a talented team into the 1988-89 season as he tries for his third trip to the Final Four in the last four seasons. But he acknowledges that there are pitfalls associated with being deemed "the best "If you're ranked very high early, there's a tendency to think you've already accomplished something, and you really haven't accomplished anything Krzyzewski said. "Those are just predictions. Then, in practice set- tings, you have to be careful that there isn't a complacency that comes about He identified another prob- lem, playing to protect the rank- ing, in essence, to avoid losing a game and the prestige of No. 1. "What will happen if we're not No. 1? Nothing Krzyzewski said. "What has happened that we are No. 1? We're getting more interviews, more pictures and things like that The offense is expected to hold up its end of the bargain this year, but Krzyzewski says one player will have to emerge as King's succes- sor. "We're not going to win a championship without playing good defense, and that's our goal Krzyzewski said. Michigan, Louisville and Oklahoma, another Final Four team from last season, rounded out the Top Five in a voting that showed the quick turns of the fortunes in collegiate basketball programs. Michigan received four first- place votes and 1,090 points, 74 more than Louisville, which got seven No. 1 votes. Oklahoma had nine first-place votes and 1,001 points. North Carolina was sixth with three No. 1 selections and 915 points, just four more than Iowa, which had two first-place votes. One point separated No. 8 Syracuse, 852 points, and Illinois, while Nevada-Las Vegas, the fi- nal team to receive a No. 1 vote, rounded out the Top Ten with 851 points. Arizona - the final member of last year's Final Four - led the Second Ten with 605 points and was followed by Villanova, Geor- gia Tech, Missouri, Florida, Flor- ida State, Ohio State, North Caro- lina State, Temple, and Stanford. "You're not defending any- thing. You should still go about the development of your team the same way he said. This year's development starts with Danny Ferry, a 6-foot- 10 senior whose sprained knee might have been the only reason he didn't play on the U.S. Olym- pic men's basketball team. Senior guard Quin Snyder will direct the offense with Phil Henderson back at the second guard after an early bout with mononucleosis. Greg Koubek is in the wings, and was impressive at times with his 3- point shooting last year. On the front line with Ferry, ju nior Robert Brickey goes back to the wing. Last season, Krzyzewski used Brickey for the opening jump ball and relied on his athletic ability to aid with re- bounding, and he responded by averaging five per game. Ala Abdelnaby played in 34 games for the Blue Devils, but averaged just nine minutes per game and started once. The 6-11 junior also averaged two re- bounds per game, but came on strong toward the end of last sea- son and needs to produce more. RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS .00 YOUR UNCLE WANTS TO PAT FOR COLLEGE. BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH. Army ROTC scholarships pay full tuition and provide an allowance for fees and textbooks. Find out if you qualify. ARMY ROTC THE SMARTEST COLLEGE COURSE TOUCAN TAKE. 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Graf stretched her winning streak to 45 matches, but it wasn't a intage performance bv the defending champion, Grand Slam winner and Olympic gold medalist. Asked to describe the second set, which she lost after blowing a 4-2 lead, Graf said: "1 would use the word 'disgusting It was sim- ply awful Graf regained control in the final set, winning the last six games after Kohde-Kilsch opened by holding serve. "She never thinks she's going to lose Kohde-Kilsch said. "Even if she's down, she always thinks she will win. That's the difference between her and the rest of us Graf was obviously frus- trated after losing her 11th set of the year, throwing her arms up in disgust and yelling at herself in German. "When I play bad, I get real mad at myself she said. Graf took her anger out on Kohde-Kilsch in the final set, giv- ing up only 13 points as she beat her fellow West German for the eighth straight time. "I knew I still had to win one more set said Kohde-Kilsch, ranked 11th in the world. "I guess I shouldn't have thought about that Graf hasn't lost a match since April, when she was beaten in Florida by Gabriela Sabatini. Her only other loss in 73 matches this year also was to Sabatini. Sabatini is seeded fourth in the $l-million Slims champion- ships, just ahead of Pam Shriver, who beat Sylvia Hanika of West Germany 6-3, 6-4 in Monday's opening match. Second-seeded Martina Navratilova plays Stephanie Rehe tonight while No. 7 Manuela Maleeva faces Lori McNeil and No. 6 Natalia Zvereva meets He- len Kelesi. Third-seeded Chris Evert, Sabatini and No. 8 Helena Sukova play their opening-round matches Wednesdav night. Shriver broke Hanika once in each set, while holding her own serve throughout the match. Hanika had four break points early in the second set, but couldn't convert any of them. "I think that was an extremely important point in the match said Hanika, who upset Evert in the first round of last year's tour- nament. Bills have chance to clinch title MIAMI (AP) ? The Buffalo Billsare closing in on the AFC East title and trying to keep their emer- gence as one of the NFL's better teams in perspective. The Bills improved the league's best record to 10-1 Mon- day night with a 31-6 victory over the Miami Dolphins and can clinch their first division champi- onship since 1980 by beating the New York Jets next week. Ronnie Harmon and Robb Riddick scored two touchdowns apiece and Cornelius Bennett led a defense that limited Miami's sputtering offense to 257 net yards as Buffalo extended the club's longest winning streak since 1974 to six games. "The sky's the limit for this team defensive end Bruce Smith saidAll we've got to do is keep our heads and not get carried away with what we've done We play the New York Jets next week. That's the most impor- tant game of the season he added, refusing to be drawn into speculation about how far the Bills can go in post season. "That's all we can think about. Everything else will take care of itself Harmon and Riddick, sub- bing for injured tailback Thurman Thomas, combined for 229 yards total offense and Jim Kelly com- pleted 18 of 26 passes for 211 yards and one touchdown for Buffalo. The Bills lead the Indianapo- lis Colts and New England Patri- ots by four games in the AFC East and are two games up in the race to claim the homefield advantage throughout the playoffs. The Dolphins, on the other hand, were virtually eliminated the playoff picture after falling to 5-6, including an 0-5 record against AFC East opponents. The Bills won a September 11 meeting between the teams 9-6 and have won three straight in a series Miami once dominated. "I would not have guessed we would come away with this kind of margin (of victory), and if we played again tomorrow it probably wouldn't be said Bills Coach Marv Levy. "The Dolphins are a good football team. They're better than what the score indi- cated Dan Marino, held without a touchdown pass in the September game, threw a 4-yarder to Mark Clayton in the second quarter, but he also was intercepted three times while completing 19 of 30 passes for 224 yards. "I thought at halftime we could win the football game said Miami Coach Don Shula. "We had some scoring opportunities but couldn't capitalize. "We had to have this one. As it turned out, we didn't challenge. It's a big disappointment Buffalo led 10-6 at the half behind Kelly's 16-yardtouch- down pass to Harmon and Scott Norwood's 30-yard field goal. The Bills scored 14 third-quarter points to break the game open after a defensive holding penalty against Jackie Cline cost the Dol- phins a fumble recovery near midfield. The ruling that Cline held Bills fullback Jamie Mueller on the ground and wouldn't allow him to try to recover his fumble pro- longed an 11-play, 80-yard drive leading to Riddick's 1-yard touch- down run and a 17-6 lead. 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