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COMING THURSDAY: Condoms. Should there be dispensers in the dormitories? Read Thursday to find out the conflicting opinions about this hot issue STYLE Tera Nova' opened last night and we were there. Read the review on page 7. SPORTS The Pirates drop another set of games, this time to conference foe James Madison. See page 10. �Jic iEaat Carultman Serving the East Carolina campus community since 1925. Vol.62 No. 47 Tuesday, March 29,1988 Greenville, NC 14 Pages Circulation 12,000 SGA discusses proposed '8889 fee increase By TIM HAMPTON Assistant News Editor The SGA questioned members of the adminstration about proposed student fee increases slated for the 1988-1989 school year Monday. All totaled, the fee increases amount to $36 per student, or an increase o( 8.8 percent over last years budget, according to Dr. Elmer Meyer, vice chancellor of Student Life. The athletic department will benefit the most from the proposed fee hikes. That department will recieve$30of the $36, according to the final draft of the fee proposal. With the $30 increase, the fees for the athletics will be $145 per student. Athletic Director Dave Hart said that the increase in athletics will help to balance the loss of N.C. State from the football schedule. Hart said that the absense oi NCSU from next vears schedule represents a $350,000 loss for the athletic fund. Hart said that ECU received $230,000 in revenues from last year's football game with N.C. State. The elimination of the Wolfpack from the 1988 schedule torcedthe signing of Tennessee Tech to the football line-up at a cost of $100,000. Speaking to Hart, Legislator Claire Pertalion said that she thought a $30 increase in athletics is not a good idea when there are other areas of ECU which need improvement. Pertalion said that the proposed student fee increases could be better used to expand Joyner Library and other projects. Pertalion said that she and many other students don't go to the ECU athletic events and thinks that such an increase would be too much. In answer to Pertalion, Hart said that athletics arc not the most important part of the university but they are the most visible. Since athletics are the most visible item of ECU from a marketing aspect, Hart said, attention needs to be payed towards bettering the program. Compared to other institutions within the UNC system, Hart said that student funds set aside for athletics are about the same as those for ECU. At other universities, student fees for athletics are as follows: UNC� Wilmington, $112, UNC� Greensboro, $128, UNC� Charlotte, $124, UNC� Asheville, $134, according to Hart. On non-revenue sports such as baseball and tennis, Hart said the increases would help to slate more funding for scholarship aid. In addition to the proposed fee increases, there is also a proposed $40 hike in dormitory room rent. Rent for next year will total $1,020 for the 1988-1989 school year, a 4.1 percent increase of last year. Carolyn Fulghum, associate dean and director of Residence Life, said that the rent hikes are needed to complete some major renevatations taking place in residence halls and to raise the improvements fund so that renevatations can be made in the future. Fulghum said that the door locks are being changed in Umstead dorm and are slated to be changed this summer in Aycock dorm. In answering questions about the possibility of installing t.v. cable in dorms, Fulghum said that discussions are v rSr Run off elections approach By TIM HAMPTON Assistant N'rws Fditor On Aprtt 6, ECTJ will nod run off elections to decide the winners of SGA presidential and vice presidential races. Run off elections are held after candidates have failed to claim 50.1 percent of the vote in the initial election. Only the two top candidates are eligible for the run offs. In Monday's SGA meeting, the legislature approved Paul Puckett to become the elections chairman in charge of the run offs. In an interview Monday, Puckett said that the only changes instituted for the run off elections will be the number of poll station; instead of six polls there will be five polls. Puckett said that the five polls will be located at Mendenhall Student Center, Belk Allied Health Building, Croatan, in front of the Student Store and at the bottom of College Hill. In past years, run off elections have received less voter turnout than turnout in the initial election. Concerning low voter turnout in the run off balloting, Puckett said, "I hope that students will come out to vote He said he is expecting as many if not more ballots to be castcd in the upcoming election. Last Wednesday's elections slate the top two presidential candidates, Larry Murphy and Greg Thompson, for the run off. Murphy received 47 percent of the approximate 2,000 electorate while Thompson claimed 25 percent of the vote. Vice presidential candidate, Kelly Jones pulled 49.75 percent of the vote while her opponent, Steve Sommers compiled 33 percent of the voting students. Jones needed less than one percent of the vote to win the first election out ngi.i. After the first election, Jones felt that SGA elections rules are not fair. "If you win, you should win Jones said. But Puckett said that the election rules are designed to allow for fairness. He said just because a candidate receives the most votes in the first election doesn't necessarily mean that they should win the election. During Monday's SGA meeting, Marty Helms introduced legislation to change the election process so that candidates will have an additional week after spring break to present their campaigns. Helms also said that he had heard that several polling centers were left unattended in the first election. Puckett said that complaints about unfair election processes should be filed with the election committee. White House reporter to speak ECU News Bureau Veteran White House news correspondent Helen Thomas will be featured speaker at two ECU programs next month. She will lecture at the annual ECU Phi Kappa Phi symposiuminduc- tion ceremony April 12 and ap- pear on a panel discussion spon- sored by the ECU Division of Academic Affairs the following The April 12 program will begin Club, and later the first woman to at 7:30 p.m. in Hendrix Theatre, hold office in the National Press The April 13 panel discussion is Club after it opened its doors to set for 9:30 a.m. in Auditorium women members following 90 244, Mendenhall Student Center, years as a male-only organization. Both events are free and open to She later became the first woman the public. president of the White House Helen Thomas is widely known Correspondents Association and as the "woman in red" who says the first woman member of the "Thank you, Mr. President" fol- lowine televised Dress confer- ences and has written and lec- tured widely on the various U.S. Gridiron Club. She received the Fourth Estate Award from the See JOURNALIST, page 3 being made over the feasibility of combining the phone and t.v. cables. After the visiting administators spoke, the SGA debated whether or not to appropriate $1,500 for the annual SGA banquet at the Beef Barn. Several of the legislator felt that serving on the SGA is a honor and did not think that they should reward themselves will a free meal. "Why do we have to spend all this money on ourselves Steve Sommers said. Siding with Sommers, Lynwood Carlton said, "We are robbing the students. We should respect the students and not put ourselves on a high pedestal. I'm not for it Legislator Bob Landry said that the SGA should not pay for the food expense of the banquet because the SGA takes a strong policy on appropriating money to other groups for food. " We are not funding other groups to eat, and on those grounds I object to this bill. I think we should pay for our own food But other legislators felt that the banquet is only a token given to the SGA for the service they provide for the students. Another legislator said that he thought that students would not mind the SGA holding a $1,500 banquet. "I don't think students would object to paying 10 cents a piece for us having a banquet Glen Perry said. Spring is here! And that means students across campus are gearing up for summer fun by exercising and trying to get tan. Volleyball promises to be as popular as ever, and this guy looks like he's ready to play anybody. (Jon Jordan � Photolab) ECU has been designated Bicentennial Campus letter and program materials and other assistance. A series of public forums on the U.S. Constitution has been funded by the North Carolina Humanities Council. The annual Brewster Lecture of the Depart- ment of History last October fea- tured Dr. Milton Klein of the University of Tennessee, a lead- ing scholar on the constitution. ecun�w. bu�.u ECU bicentennial committee. In recognition of its four-year "Major activities are planned program planned to celebrate the ior each semester, involving not 200th anniversary of the U.S. only university by the commu- Constitution, ECU has been des- nitY" id Dr- Hugh Wease of the ignated a Bicentennial Campus history department, co-chair of by the federal commission on the bicentennial. "This recognition comes as a result of ECU's efforts to com- memorate the Constitution dur- ing the 200th anniversary of its writing and ratification Dr. Richard R. Eakin, ECU chancellor, said in announcing the official designation. The university's program "stresses community involve- the committee. "Community in- volvement is very important "The whole purpose is to make people aware of the U.S. Constitution and the constitu- tional heritage of the country Wease said. Designation of ECU as a Bicen- tennial Campus was on the the goals established at the time Chancellor Eakin ppointed the committee. It sie'fjes formal Students holding a three day fast for peace inside cardboard shantees on the mall last week. Donations received by the fasten will be sent to a Nicaraguan aid fund. (Hardy Alligood�Photolab) ment, a broad appeal and inviting approval of the wram and the community to participate enables the university to use the said Dr. John Moskop of the log� or me national bicentennial School of Medicine, co-chair of the comniUsion, to receive the news- The ECU committee also spon- sored a lecture last week by Dr. Oyeleye Oyediran of Nigeria who spoke on the influence of the U. S. Constitution upon efforts at con- stitutional development in Nige- ria. A bicentennial display has been on public exhibit at ECU. 1 THE EAST CAROLINIAN MARCH 29, 1088 How to reduce diet cholesterol levels What is cholesterol, and how can people eat right to stay healthy? First, lets talk about, "What is cholesterol?" Choles- terol is a fatty substance made in your liver, it is found in every body cell and is vital to life. Also, your cholesterol level is influ- enced by what you eat. A high-fat diet containing excess fats and cholesterol can result in various health risks, such as eoronarv heart disease. Over 50 percent of American deaths are attributed to coronary heart disease alone. Americans are becoming more aware of foods that contribute to hieh cholesterol levels. Certain food items have higher amounts of cholesterol than others. Foods containing saturated fats such as snack foods, eggs, and dairv products (like cheese and butter) all contain high amounts of cho- lesterol. Diets high in animal sources of fat have the greatest tendency to increase blood cho- lesterol levels. It should also be noted that cholesterol is found in a wide variety of high-fat foods - more than just red meat and eggs! With this in mind, physicians are advocating that Americans re- duce their intake of fatty foods and cholesterol. By adhering to the current recommendations, you can decrease your risk of coronary heart disease, and stroke too! To get you started, a few suggestions for your diet would be to consume more whole grains, fruits and vegetables, and lean meats. The use of vegetable oil for cooking is also more promi- nent today. There are other means besides your diet to reduce cholesterol levels. Attaining an ideal body weight can also help to reduce impending health risks. How- ever, most people are neither aware of their cholesterol level or their ideal body weight. The solu- tion. Contact your local health care center or hospital. You can obtain more information about your ideal body weight and a safe cholesterol level. Although body weight depends entirely on the individual, a sale cholesterol level for adults has been set at 120 to 200 medl. Health Column by Scott Strubinger The prospect of lessening health risks by decreasing dietary fats and cholesterol has been demonstrated. The decision is your to implement the sugges- tions made in this article. As a brief review, the following guide- lines can help to assure a healthier and longer life: 1) East a well-balanced diet low in fats and cholesterol. 2) Maintain an ideal body weight (or as close as possible). 3) Develop a consistent exercise regime. 4) Consult a physician to obtain more specific information about your cholesterol level in relation to health risks. $t&ouum k 0 off todttN :s � ii i i i i i Students protest drug testing 205 t lOw Sti� ffltMtfo SHIRT COUPON 4 SHIR IS $ CLCANE0 y oh fea 36 New b CPS k ��� xs: v. v. ��� ; fc. . � age ����� $3 ��� ; � L4 � v next e .v � � ta rdei � � .N -�� pJ i � probabh than : � . .� ��. �ftV4te x proved - �- ��x-v. ; K � � � . "X 1 .v "V- SHIRT COUPON (CPS) � More than 100 Univer- sity for education, and education sity of Manland students pro- should be the number 1 priority tested the school's effort to make he said. "They just wanted to get some students submit to drug something out there to save face, tests March 9, just days after a We want to help students, not humiliate them. Gary Pavella, Maryland's direc- tor of student discipline, admitted 'the university was under a lot of While students do get counsel- ing, Favella maintained drug "education" itself doesn't pro- vide enough incentive to quit drugs. 'Many times these people don't until it's too late. Nevertheless, the National Seattle federal judge ruled the National Collegiate Athletic Association's (NCAA) manda- tory random drug testing pro- gram for athletes was legal. Maryland is the first school to make nonathletes caught possess- ing drugs take subsequent drug posessing drugs take subsequent drug tests in order to tests in order to stav in school. C��. ;� Jui rjj t i w' i j stay in school. Eddie joski, a Maryland senior and protest organizer, called the policy "a copout while her suit against the univer- sity and the NCAA was being considered. But U.S. District court Judge Walter T. McGovern ruled that QHalloran's privacy was out- see their drug use as a problem weighed by the interest of the pressure to get tough after the Organization for the Reform of Maryland is the first school to make nonathletes caught death of Len Bias Marijuana Laws (NORML) has Under the new policy, students offered free legal support to the "4 Joski, the president of Stand Up accused of drug use, said Pavella, or 5" students Pavella said have For Your Rights, a student group are brought up on the charges opted to enter the program. opposed to drug testing, said the program is a public relations move designed to counter nega- tive publicity brought to the uni- versity from the death of Mary- land basketball star Len Bias. It was Bias's cocaine-related death in 1986 that prompted doz- ens of colleges around the country before a student discipline board. If the board finds them guilty, the students are suspended for 1 semester and removed from uni- versity housing. "But it's no. an automatic pen- alty Pavella said. "We distin- guish marijuana from PCP or "Several courts have ruled that urine testing is an invasion of pri- vacy. It is an unreasonable sanc- tion which the university has no right to impose on its students said NORML national director Jon Gcttman. In February, the University of Washington, faced with a lawsuit cocaine. Students can instead re- to start testing athletes, and in luest participation in the drug it felt it couldn't win, announced it some cses other students in- testing program, and prove to us would no longer require athletes volved in extracurricular activi- tnev are no longer using drugs to undergo drug testing, ties. "They're using pot smokers "Some of us believe it's an over- Washington cross-country run- as a scapegoat said Joski. "The reaction to suspend a casual user ner Betsy O'Halloran and the university needs a more sane pol- of marijuana he said. American Civil Liberties Union icy Students who opt for the drug sued the school and the NCAA, Joski called the program an testing program will be randomly claiming mandatory drug testing unconstitutional violation of civil tested 3 times during the aca- violated her constitutional rights, liberties and personal dignity, demic year. If the results show O'Halloran, who was barred Instead of drug testing, he said, they have used drugs, they are from NCAA competition for re- the university should increase again brought up on charges be- fusing to sign a form consenting to educational efforts to combat fore the discipline board. The stu- random drug testing at national drug abuse. dents are required to pay $25 per championships, sought to be al- "Sfudents come to the univer- test. lowed to return to competition Group blames saboteurs for spoiling event LOS ANGELES, Calif. (CPS) � sought to trace how American "Hating the Soviets and perceiv- Organizers of a March 4 Univer- "misconceptions" of the Soviet ing the U.S. as ambassadors of sity of Southern California film Union developed. good will is so ingrained that series about anti-communism in "We're pointing out bad things people rebel against the informa- the U.S. are blaming campus in U.S. foreign policy: imperial- tion saboteurs for spoiling the event. Students for Justice, the group sponsoring the series, found its efforts to attract students to see "Seeing Red a program about American perceptions of the So- viet Union, disrupted by a bomb threat, stolen leaflets, and forged fliers that reported the wrong time and place for the program. One group member, who asked not to be named, blamed the USC chapter of the Young Americans for Freedom (YAF) for the sabo- tage. "I think it's funny that someone changed the fliers YAF chapter head Wayne Bowen told the Dail v m J Trojan, Southern Cal's campus paper, "but I didn't do it He added, "I want people to go to their events to see how stupid they are The event, said Students for Justice President David Wells, ism, deception, racism he said. The East Carolinian Watch for it . GREENVILLE RECREATION AND PARKS DEPARTMENT LIFEGUARDS AND INSTRUCTORS The Greenville Recreation and Parks Department is now acceptin0 applications for Lifeguards and In- structors at its City Outdoor Pool. Applicant should have current WSI or Advance Lifesavin Certificate. Applications may be picked up at the City Personnel Office, located on the corner of 5th and Washington Streets. For more information, contact Charles Williams, 830-4555. SRA ELECTIONS Polls are located in the Residence Hall Lobbys Voting is 9-4 p.m. Bring Your SRA Card Be Sure To Vote! university and the NCAA to pro- tect student-athletes from the "temptations to use drugs" and to insure "fair competition for stu- dent athletes The NCAA is a private, volun- tary association which can not be held to federal constitutional standards, said McGovern, even though many NCAA members are state institutions that arc re- quired by the association's rules to enforce drug-testing. Maryland's Pavella says he's not sure testing athletes without reasonable evidence that they've used drugs is a sound idea. He's also not "comfortable" with test- ing students who have been found guilty of drug charges. "But my conscience will be clear if I can help a young person break a habit that threatens their health and future career 3U� Caiat (fiaraiinian Sk'rvbu) Ow East Carolina campus community ince 1929 James F. J. McKce. 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Questionaire boxes will be located in 3 locations for your conven ience, at the Student Store, Mendenhall, and on College Hill. With your help we can find a solution to the problem. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated. Please Circle the answer which corresponds to you. 1. Mow are you affiliated with the University? a. Faculty b. Staff c. Graduate student 2. What type of parking sticker do you qualify for? a. Freshman commuter b. Staff and resident 3. How long are you on campus during the average day? a. 1-2 hrs. b. 2-4 hrs. c. 4-6 hrs. Please place a check in the appropriate space d. 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ESTIONS � � 3 New bill proposes raisingwage (CPS) � A bill now in Congress that would raise the minimum wage from $3.35 an hour to $4.65 m the next few years might make it harder for students to find summer and part-time jobs, cam- pus placement officers say, but probably would help them more than it would hurt them. A senate subcommittee ap- proved its version of the bill two weeks ago, setting the stage for a final congressional vote before the end of 1988. Students, the bill's advocates say, need the extra money a higher minimum wage would bring. "The minimum wage has stayed the same for seven years said Jay Harvey, an aide to bill cosponsor Sen. Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.). 'Tuition has increased tremendously during that same period, while financial aid has dropped The minimum wage should be increased agreed Veleria Shav- ers of Kentucky State University's career placement office. "Since it hasn't been raised in seven years, the cost of living has outpaced earnings Shavers also agreed that busi- nesses, forced to pay more, may not be able to afford to have as many jobs to offer students. "But Shavers maintained, 'students will always be able to merce, as well as many businesses next decade in managerial posts. "If an em- � say increased labor costs will Harvey agreed, pointing out ployer found a student worth force employers to reduce the that in many states with low un- their while, they may not mind numbers of jobs and hours they employment rates � he cited paying extra can offer workers. Massachusetts as one � even "I have a student working for "Whenever there's an increase fast-food restaurants which nor- me who I pay more than mini- in the minimum wage, there's an mally pay minimum wage have mum wage said Stan Nicolazes, increase in costs said Junius had to incresase their hourly sala- the owner of Nic's Grotto Cafe in Kaufman of the Tulane Univer- ries to $5 or $6 an hour to keep Santa Barbara, Cal. "It's pretty sity student employment office. workers. hard to live on $3.35 an hour But Christopher Pratt, the di- That labor shortage, said Ma- Kelly Ellis, the day supervisor rector of career services at Seton rylin De Tomasi of the Southern at a Dairy Queen in Pittsburgh, Hall University, said the mini- Illinois University at Carbondale Kans near Pittsburgh State uni- mum wage debate may be a moot placement office, already has versity, said her employees also point. given college students an edge in get more than minimum wage. He doesn't foresee fewer jobs the summer and part-time job The restaurant, she said, already becauseofan increased minimum market, since they often bring is run by a skeleton crew, and wage; he sees fewer workers be- communication, negotiating and wouldn't be able to cut workers' cause of demographic trends. The management skills learned in pool of 18-to-24 year-olds is classes. shrinking, he said, and businesses Although she agrees some will have to pay higher wages companies may not hire students anyway if they are to recruit and if they were required to pay them retain employees. more, students who in past years "This labor shortage said would have been hired for menial Pratt, "will go on well into the jobs are now finding themselves hours or jobs. In fact, De Tomasi thinks a higher minimum wage might be a boon for some businesses. By offering more money, she said, companies "will get a stronger pool of candidates to draw from COPIES 5 (Self Service 8 12x11 White Bond) 758-2400 FAST COPIES FOR FAST TIMES (NEXT TO CHICOS IN THE GEROGETOWN SHOPS) � - v.� � Campuses say work-study not being filled by students MARCH MADNESS (CPS) � Several campuses across the country say they can't find enough students willing to find part-time jobs. The jobs will take their work-study jobs, still be there. They may just have Students, officials at the schools to look harder for them say, would rather work off-cam- For more than a year, Congress pus in jobs that pay higher wages has been debating raising the fed- and don't require them to meet eral minimum wage above the burdensome new federal College current $3.35 an hour floor. The Work-Study program regula- legislation, cosponsored by Ken- nedy and Rep. Augustus Hawk- ins (D-Cal.) would, if approved, increase the minimum wage dur- ing a three year period to $4.65. Kennedy's version of the bill also would revise the minimum wage in the fourth year to a rate one-half of the "average private, tions. At Penn State, for example, a drastic shortage of work-study students crippled the university library system, forcing the school to reduce services. The University of Washington, moreover, found that "many" of the work-study students it hired non-supervisory, non-agricul- last fall recently have left to take tural hourly wage as determined higher-paying jobs off campus, by the Bureau of Labor Statistics Many academic departments at Harvev reported. Northern Illinois University also Harvey argued that raising the are finding themselves under- minimum wage would motivate staffed. people on welfare to enter the job Work-study programs, funded market, woAilAase the ftnanciaft Vy Jthe-4ede�al and state govenv burden of the working poor and ments, provide a lion's share of employees on campus, students a better chance to wages for students working on There are exceptions campus. The college department shortage. that employs the student pays the The University of New Mexico, remainder. for one, imposed a hiring freeze Besides providing financial aid for work-study positions until the to students, work-study pro- end of the spring, grams also provide campuses "We have more people working with a subsidized source of cheap more hours, so we've got to slow labor. Penn State library official it down said John Whiteside, Rod Henshaw said hiring part- associate director of the financial time and full-time employees to aid office. fill the vacant positions would "Thisisnotacutback,it'sjustan cost his department an additional adjustment to an increase in $50,000. work-study students said Many students are opting not to Whiteside. take work-study jobs because of Although New Mexico isn't changes in federal student aid planning on layoffs, the school qualifications. will not fill work-study jobs when "Often a student now has a current employees leave. "We choice of a guaranteed student figure this would have a smaller loan or a work-study award, in- impact said Whiteside. stead of receiving both said "It will not save us all we need, Nick Rengler, the associate direc- but it will help us adjust tor of student financial aid at FREE MEAL � Buy one Regular Shrimp I Dinner at Regular Price .and get one I coupon only. FREE. With (Beverage not included. Good on Monday-Thuisday only with this coupon.Dining Room Only.) Expires March 31, 1988 give save money for college costs. An increased minimum wage, said Harvey, will "put cash in the pockets of people who will spend it stimulating economic growth. But critics of the plan � includ- ing the U.S. Department of Labor and the U.S. Chamber cf Corn- Northern Illinois University. "Students who need money for tuition or residence hall payments up front choose the loan said Rengler. "I wish I could convince more students to borrow less Other students are eschewing work-study jobs for higher-pay- ing off-campus positions. Wash- ington, in fact, may pay bonuses to students who work 100 hours or more per quatfdr to keep those to the Read the Classifieds FOSDICKS 1890 SEAFOOD 2903 S. Evans St. Takeout Orders; 756-2011 Y' t -� � Ijlir .i'uij � Journalist speaks for Phi Kappa Phi l�r United Press International since John F. Kennedy took office in 1961. A native of Kentucky brought up in Detroit, Thomas was edu- cated at Wayne State University. Continued from page 1 Health, Education and Welfare. Thomas has been president of the Woman's National Press National Press Club in 1984. As this year's ECU Phi Kappa er first journalism job was with PhiAcademic Affairs Sympo- the now defunct Washington sium speaker, Helem Thomas Daily News, as a copy girl, joins a list of distinguished men For 12 years she wrote radio and women of accopmlishment news for UPI. Before taking over from diverse fields, amoung them the Presidential beat, she covered Ralph Nader, Alex Haley, Dean such federal government agen- Rusk, former Secretary of Com- cies as the Justice Department, the merce Juanita Kreps and Ambas- F.B.I, and the Department of sador J. William Middendorf. junior and senior students who Phi Kappa Phi inductees at the have achieved the highest levels April 12 ceremony will include of scholarship on campus. Presid- presidents dunng the past three ing at the induction will be Dr. decades. She has covered the Mary Ann Rose, president of the White House on a dailv basis for ECU Phi Kappa Phi ceremony. H S9 �0 4f tM Helen Thomas "HOTTEST TAN" CONTEST at �? The Club �Starts March 22nd �Will Run 4 Weeks With The Finals On Tuesday, April 19th �Each weekly winner will: -advance to the finals -win $20 cash pfnnlft! Winner Will Receive Round-Trip Airfare For 2 People To Sunny Pensacola, Florida for a Weekend at the Gorgeous Beach. Hotel accomodations provided. Sign Up Early - Entrants Are Limited! Plus at LQl Classic Rock ft Roll Tuesdays: $1.25 Highballs. Jeans Allowed. ADMISSION $2.00 29th & 30th $3.00 31st ECU Students (with ID) $1.00 Off Regular Admission Group Tickets Available Call 757-3042 BEGINS 7:30 NIGHTLY f0$ 13th TlE! ANNUAL I ft BOXING TOURNAMENT FOR ST. JUDE'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL MARCH 29, 30, 31 MINGES COLISEUM East Carolina Univ. Great Taste. Filling Onwd by tfw Milter Brewing Company, MtlwaufcM, Wl 01-711 f � � - �te East Carolinian Serving the East Carolina campus community since 1925 Daniel Maurer, cp Clay Deanhardt, mM�( e� JAMES F.J. MCKEE, DataorofAJatrtyanf Tim Chandler, � e John Carter, ;�.� em Michelle England, cmimt Debbie Stevens, sec, Jeff Parker? km. TOM FURR, CircWrftiONMoupr Mike Una iurci i, ?�, ���- John W. Medlin, mom. Mac Clark, Bsn�ssM,ougrr March 29,1988 OPINION Page 4 Condoms Resolution has good purpose The SGA did the right thing last week when it passed a resolution calling for condom machines in the university's residence halls. It is an appropriate response to a difficult problem. The problem is the spreading of AIDS. More and more we are hear- ing that the next large population group to be affected by the disease may be college students. We are also told that the best way to prevent AIDS, barring abstinence, is the use of a condom. If the world were a perfect place and everyone had moral certainty, no one would engage in pre-marital sex and this would be a non-issue. This is the real world, however, and in the real world the sexual revolu- tion has helped loosen the tensions that made pre-marital sex taboo for so many years. Students are engag- ing in sexual activities, many on a regular basis, and this has become a fact on college campuses across the nation. Realizing this, the condom ma- chine becomes not an inducer to immoral behavior, but a preventive medicine for disease. Rather than destroying the moral life of univer- sity students, condom dispensers could save Jives and help prevent the spread of AIDS. The SGA has recognized this, and has taken appropriate action. Unfor- tunately the chancellor has said he will veto the resolution. The resi- dence halls will not be equipped with condom machines. While this may appear to be a move to enhance the image of the university and protect it from seem- ing to be a university of "looseness" or immorality, in reality this move is a dangerous reaction based on the wrong issues. The chancellor and other adminis- trators should be concerned with the health and safety of the students first. It is probable that a student would use condoms if they were readily available, but, in the heat of young passion, does not use them at the present time. Condom dispens- ers could be valuable tools for pre- venting not only the spread of AIDS, but also other diseases such as her- pes and gonorrhea. In addition, the installation of condom dispensers could be an image enhancer for the university. We have prided ourselves on being on the cutting edge of the future for young universities. A positive step in the future would be the installa- tion of the dispensers. tCU wolfld then be seen as a progressive univer- sity seeking only to slow the tide of a terrible disease. r The Lighter Side Singh thanks his supporters wmzNsmjk wwitm w mm emmr mi To the editor: I would like to thank the friends who helped me in last week's SGA elections. I'm grateful that we had the oppurtunity to have issues and opin- ions that would have otherwise not been heard. I most enjoyed having the oppurtunity to meet new friends that I would not have met if I did not run. Of the two remaining canidates Larry Murphy and Greg Thomason. Both are sincere and compotent can- didates. However I would like to endorse Larry Murphy in this letter. Larry's experience in the SGA as well as his ability to listen to all sides of an issue in an unbiased manner are char- acteristic of a leader who will be a positive SGA President. America is a country who, through her tremendous personal freedoms, gives every individual the oppurtu- nity to make a difference for the better if he or she believes in a cause greater than themselves. My personal efforts to make a difference for the better at ECU are not over, I will be back next �l -year running forSGAPresidentin my senior year. A mar Pal Singh Junior Class President ROTC To the editor: At ease, cadets. I understand that many of you were offended last semester when the statement "Support an institution dedicated to killing was added by an anonymous critic to a piece of your Army ROTC recruiting propaganda posted on campus. I understand that many of you be- lieve the United States Army is not dedicated to killing and that no "sane, thinking human being could support an institution dedicated to killing I understand that many of you be- lieve the view of our nation's Army as an institution "dedicated to killing" to be "narrow-minded" and "uninformed that the critic consid- ered only "one aspect of the many functions the Army performs I understand that many of you be- lieve "the need to kill" might be "an undesirable future possibility which you accept because of your dedica- tion to other principles" like protect- ing "freedom" or your "homeland like preserving "the lives and liber- ties" of your friends. I suggest that you take time out from your saluting and knob polish- ing classes and direct your attention to Department of Defense Directive 5100.1 which describes the functions of the Department of Defense and its major components. This document clearly states that the core function of the Department of the Army is to "organize, train, and equip Army forces for the conduct of prompt and sustained combat operations on land I suggest the United States Army exists to wage war and that waging war is primarily concerned with the organized killing of other human beings. I understand that many of you feel comfortable believing the vast pre- ponderance of killing is done by an abnormal class of criminal lunatics, but twisted individuals like Richard Speck or Charles Manson really ac- count for only a miniscule fraction of all human destruction. I suggest that most of it is carried out by "sane, thinking people within the accepted framework of the estab- lished institutions of their societies. The trick is that the killing is so frag- mented that everyone involved can deny responsibility. Ordinary citi- zens, like the self-righteous critic whose statement so offended you, will buy thermonuclear weapons capable of producing incalcuable human suffering; they're only paying their taxes. Others will manufacture and market them; they're only mak- ing a living. And afro tea sea trained missile officers sitting in silos work- ing on their M.B.A. degrees will launch them at faceless human beings they will never see; they're only fol- lowing orders. I understand that many of you may have enrolled in Army ROTC because someone dressed like a shrub with Cub Scout badges hung a couple of Coleman lanterns in a window of the student union and ran across campus yelling, "The commies are coming! The commies are coming Many of you may have enrolled because you wanted Uncle Sugar to help you pay for your college education. Many of you may have enrolled because you wanted to flesh out your resume on the way to that lucrative position with some Fortune 500 company. None of that will matyer. You will go where you are ordered. You will risk the loss of your life, your limbs; the possibility of disfig- urement. And you will kill. Because killing is how wars are won, and winning wars is what you will be paid to do in the real armed forces which exist beyond the games you are playing here. If that makes you feel uncomfort- able, maybe you should consider other employment options. MacDonald's certainly needs some help. Then you can pay your taxes and hire some other mother's poor son to stand in your place in the ranks. Thank God you didn't join my Marine Corps. That s all I have for you, cadets. Carry on. David W. Trevino Alumnus The fourth estate To the editor: I would like to make some observa- tions about two groups in our great nation who disturb and anger me to no end. These two groups are the media and the Democrat party. There is not nearly enough media bashing going on in this country. The infamous Rathers and Donaldsons in our media get away with far too much. I for one am sick of their con- stant barrage of blatantly biased, ul- tra-liberal propaganda. The executive, judicial and legisla- tive branches of our government are subject to control through checks and balances. The fourth estate, the me- dia, is free from governmental control to an enormous extent because it was hoped that it would serve to shed light on the issues with unbiased in- tegrity. Instead, it has become a priviledged elite of gossiping opportunists im- mune from rational debate and in- fected with a self-righteous liberal bias. It seldom, if ever, conveys an objective, worthwhile viewpoint. Unless we bash them continually, as George Bush did not long ago, the Rathers and Donaldsons will con- tinue to get away with it. Now, concentrating solely on for- eign policy, to the Democrat party of the United States, I say "thank you Thanks for giving us World War I, World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War! Thanks for selling out Eastern Europe to Soviet tyranny, abandoning our Chinese ally, botch- ing Cuban liberation, giving South Marie T. Fan- Director, Women's Studies Associate Professor of English C A M P U S F O R U M Vietnam to the Communists, causing the domino loss of Laos and Cambo- dia, and bringing on the tribulation. of the boat people and genocide tor three million Cambodians! Finally, thanks for abandoning the Nieara- guan Freedom Fighters, theContras surrendering Nicaragua's people to the tender "mercies" oi the Soviet Union's Sandinista stooges, and al- lowing the unimpeded consolidation of a revolutionary communist gov ernment on our hemisphere' From the bottom of my heart, 'crats, thanks! Matthew Clarke Senior Communication Bonehead bad To the editor: The insert of a man thinking "The East Carolinian news makes me more socially-conscious! One could learn from this" (March 17, p. 7) becomes bitter irony when contrasted with the bigotry of the iurVposedly humorous 1 nrtkles by "Earfvis Hampton1 "Chippy Chapstick and Henry Boardman three pages later. One is homophobic, one anti-female, one ageist; and all - in the newspaper of a school whose student population is 577c women - sexist. University of Pennsylvania presi- dent Sheldon Hackney warns that "behavior that dehumanizes anv individual or group will not be toler a ted" (same issue, p. 7). Such behav- ior, as we learned from the Holocaust, stems from a sense of society's ap- proval. East Carolina University can not afford anonymous articles which dehumanize and thereby condone violence against gays, senior citizens, women - or any group not in power Responsibility for creating campus tolerance belongs to us all: students, faculty, and staff. Nevertheless, pri- mary responsibility belongs to you as editor and those who oversee your work. I call on the administration - particularly the soon-to-be-ap- pointed vice-chancellors for Aca- demic Affairs and for Student Life - to do everything possible to ensure on campus for gays, senior citizens, women and other targets of prejudice an atmosphere of freedom and re- spect. Prof. To the editor Some things in hterealK t � aff. For instance, those toil per holders that don't rotate t: heaters in Scott dormt � evangihsts, and injustice I tunately, there i not much th. can be done to alleviate tb. three to justify the effort it � take to do so. However, at tim the effort involved m do thing about an injustice justified Let me get to the r Recently, it has come t knowledge that a historv j sor, lohn Marshal; Carte- been denied tenure Whv the department have to state why. LV C artei ply received a letter stal . the Personnel ( voted to deny him tenure would assume, though two things, (11 sexual m - or other such impropri failing to meet univei ments for a professor G the first one I such allegations cuinstance cries 1 There are three versity professc I First and not surpris must teach. In this i has consistently receh student evaluations tha- university's and h department s avei documented ta I protessor must pv Here again, we car mentation that Dr outperformed ne� colleagues, based c articles submitted b scholarly journal - fessor must meet sen a ments. These also have tilled. In short, the man sparkling record his stay at East Carolir extending back to h 3 vears teaching at the uni and secondary s. Surely, it would seem I individual of his sta qualifications would see m 'prize for any Where did he go wi that is the easel Well, I'll tell you. In denying Carter, there wa au u dbmrnurucatiori tht-eorm v-t department mainstav- want him around. Fou when Dr. Carter came to had the audacity to d "different wear h - "different act a bit "d and perhaps his wors all, play in a rock 'nroll :N spare time. To be blunt trie nature tailed to center established standards in partment as perceived b few. When it was r these individuals that cor was not in the making Di was blackballed; this - kind of blackballing in w colleagues would not let I "play wid der toys it ha- vivacious, talented individual job! It has cost him a year nowi mental duress, of having to d with certain members partment everyday, and o ing to relocate and find anotl job. It has cost him a $4,000 grj by the German govemme: forbid that ECU should esl diplomacy with another e- I conduct a study in his I field, due to legal entanglemej involving his dismissal ff university. And ultin depriving the students Carter's services, this decisie; deny Dr. Carter tenure ha c J against the better interests ery student at ECU. Ail of because ot a select lew - minds and evident desire power derived frow such ha p H zard manifestation ot persd politics. Denying a pr ure is nothing unusuc torically has occurred any student voice whatsi i I However in this situation I fej grave injustice is being c I ted and that with a little light on the situation I will be cotrej my assessment. Other tj through costly legal proceedr costly in terms of department's reputation anoi Dr. Carter as well - the avrnue chroueh aliening malfeasance is through thge dent body. Based on this pr position (have several appea 1 like to extend: To the culprits m the hisj department (in all fairness i t A a total conspiracy): Substany your refusal to grant J Marshall Carter tenure If cannot accomplish this, Dr. C should be granted tenure ar instated at once. If yew can' have an obligation to put ��?- wwii mmnmmtmnmtmtmtm - i�i �!� ii�ip �m�WW)��m�� ii if m THE EAST CAROLINIAN MARCH 29,1988 i rters n to tht sts, causing ics and Cambo- . on the tribulations people and genocide for Cambodians! Finally, andoning the Nicara- dom Fighters, theContras, iering Nicaragua s people to t the Soviet tndinista stooges, and al- unimpeded consolidation utionary communist gpv- n our hemisphere! From mj heartcrats, thanks! Matthew Clarke Senior Communications I onehead bad I 'uitor: rt of a man thinking "The -olinian news makes me more nscious! One could learn s March 17, p. 7) becomes irony when contrasted with the �y of the supposedly humorous ps fry "Eartvis Hampton' py Chapstick and Henry man three pages later. One is hobic, one anti-female, one md all - in the newspaper of a whose student population is 'men - sexist. -rsitv of Pennsylvania presi- -icldon Hackney wams that that dehumanizes any r group will not be toler- iame issue, p. 7). Such behav- v learned from the Holocaust, rom a sense of society's ap- I. East Carolina University can- rd anonymous articles which anize and thereby condone fce against gays, senior citizens, r any group not in power. ibility for creating campus e belongs to us all: students, and staff. Nevertheless, pri- fsponsibility belongs to you as and those who oversee your i call on the administration - jularly the soon-to-be-ap- d vice-chancellors for Aca- Af fairs and for Student Life- to � possible to ensure on s for gays, senior citizens, jn and other targets of prejudice osphere of freedom and re- Marie T. Fan- Director, Women's Studies Associate Professor of English F O R U M Prof, wrongly denied tenure To the editor: announce why you are denying der, Bern borne things in life really tick me us qualified instruction. If it is off. For instance, those toilet-pa- something other than what I've per holders that don't rotate, the suggested, you should have no heaters in Scott dormitory, tele- problem with this. evangilists, and injustice. Unfor- Chancellor Eakin: You im- tUnav!l therC is n0t much that Prcssod mo with y�ur immediate be done to alleviate the first interest in our parking problem. Howard Thompson Polical Science Freshman Health column three to justify the effort it would take to do so. However, at times the effort involved in doing some- thing about an injustice is easier justified. Let me get to the point Recently, it has come to my knowledge that a history profes- sor, John Marshall Carter, has been denied tenure. Why? Well, the department doesn't really have to state why, Dr. Carter sim- ply received a letter stating that the Personnel Committee had voted to deny him tenure. One To the editor: Impress me again, sir, and look in to this matter. I do understand the delicateness of this situation from your standpoint and will respect your handling of it. To the students: If you feel Dr. Carter has been dealt an injustice as I have, consider for a moment what is at stake and voice your opinion. Something has to be done! To other faculty members: Flow secure is your job? To future students: Do you formation to your readers. As a point of clairification, I would like to add that last week's "Health Column" on low calorie foods and diet soda was written by Marguerite Phillips, junior student in the coordinated under- graduate program, Department ATTENTION STUDENTS! For Your Summer Storage Needs Call Economy Mini-Storage 757-0373 300 Farmers St. Greenville, NC 27834 Discount To All Students would assume, though, one of want to attend a university where two things; (1) sexual misconduct or other such impropriety, or (2) failing to meet university require- ments for a professor. Concerning the first one, there have been no such allegations. The second cir- cumstance cries for more detail. There are three functions a uni- versity professor must perform. this kind of activity is allowed to take place? I realize the breadth of my accu- sations and I know that my chances of ever making an A in a history course may have been ef- fectively negated. 1 apologize, if by m overzealousness I have hindered instead of helped Dr. Many thanks to the East Caro- of Food Nutrition, and Institution linian for running "The Health Management. Column" as a weekly article this Mary Elesha-Adams year. I appreciate your willing- Health Educator ness to provide health related in- Student Health Services THESE BLOOMING LOW FARES CAN GET YOU THERE WITH MONEY TO SPARE r MJ!SHP CAROLINA PREGNANCY CENTER The Center Is Open Mon Tues, & Wed. Fit 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. & by appointment Por an appointment or more infor- mation, call 24-Hour Helpline, 757-0003 111 East Third Street - The Lee Building Greenville. N. C. Free Pregnancy Test- Confidential Counseling First and not surprisingly, heshe Carter's chances of remaining at must teach. In this role, Dr. Carter East Carolina, and especially for has consistently received higher misrepresenting others in the his- student evaluations than both the tory department who have not university's and history been involved in the aforcmen- department's average. IThis is a tioned dirty game. ohn Marshall documented fact. Secondly, a Carter must be reinstated, professor must perform research. Here again, we can find docu- mentation that Dr. Carter has outperformed nearly all of his colleagues, based on number of articles submitted by Dr. Carter to scholarly journals. Thirdly, a pro- fessor must meet service require- ments. These also have been ful- filled. In short, the man has a sparkling record, not only during Tim Morris Junior Political Science McCrady again To the editor: Every letter to the editor of the East Carolinian that I find inter- esting I cut out and put in a scrap- his stay at East Carolina but also book. The other day, I was looking extending back to his total of 17 through my scrapbook and read years teaching at the university Bern McCrady's Feb. 16 letter, and secondary school level, "contra vote correct and I no- Surely, it would seem that an ticed that McCrady made a very individual of his stature and rascist statement I feel that qualifications would seem to be a McCrady should publicly apolo- "prize" for any department, gize for implying that Rev. Jesse Where did he go wrong, if indeed Jackson is a "fool that is the case? In his letter, McCrady made the Well, I'll tell you. In denying Dr. following statement: "Anyone Carter, there was an inherent who believed CasfrB'wbuld'beaf cornmvwicaUon tra�Hrne QHtnjl saint was,a fopl NKra&yXpasr department mainstays didn't referring to the radical leftists and want him around. Four years ago the liberal media which regarded when Dr. Carter came to ECU he Castro as a great reformer and had the audacity to dress a bit "different wear his hair a bit "different act a bit "different and perhaps his worst enemy of all, play in a rock 'n roll band in his spare time. To be blunt, his eccen- tric nature failed to conform to the established standards in the de- partment as perceived by a select few. When it was realized bv hero as he consolidated his iron- fist communist rule over Cuba. Well the fact is that Rev. Jackson called Castro the "saviour of the west" not long ago. Since McCrady believes that anyone who considers Castro to be a saint is a fool, and since saint is a conno- tative synonym for saviour,then McCrady is guilty of implying Los Angeles$248 Miami$150 Orlando$190 Dallas$238 New Orleans$208 Houston$218 Chicago$173 Boston$171 New York$1 Washington$128 Philadelphia$178 St. Louis$188 Denver$238 Kansas City$218 Baltimore$128 Seattle$248 Phoenix$248 Newark$118 Nashville$158 Minneapolis$208 Las Vegas $306 Tucson$288 San Francisco $248 Salt Lake City $278 Atlanta$158 Call If Your City Is Not Shown READ THE FINE PRINT These air'ares are the lowest roundtnc rates from Greenville. 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It has cost him a $4,000 grant by the German government (God forbid that ECU should establish diplomacy with another entity) to conduct a study in his chosen field, due to legal entanglements involving his dismissal from the university. And ultimately, by depriving the students of Dr. Carter's services, this decision to deny Dr. Carter tenure has gone against the better interests of ev- ery student at ECU. All of this because of a select few's closed minds and evident desire for power derived from such haphaz- zard manifestation of personal politics. Denying a professor ten- ure is nothing unusual, and his- torically has occurred without any student voice whatsoever. However in this situation I feel a grave injustice is being commit- ted and that with a little light shed on the situation I will be correct in my assessment. Other than through costly legal proceedings - costly in terms of the department's reputation and for Dr. Carter as well - the only avonue through aliening this malfeasance is through thge stu- dent body. Based on this presup- position I have severala- Ms I'd like to extend: To the culprits in the history department (in all fairness it is not a total conspiracy): Substantiate your refusal to grant John Marshall Carter tenure. If you cannot accomplish this, Dr. Carter should be granted tenure and re- instated at once. If you can you have an obligation to publicly I feel a public apology is in or 355-5075 March 23rd - April 2nd . . . you could call this a regular price safe! tills is the best assortment of young men's cloth- ing, at the very best price, that we can find in the market. 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Full time sched- ules available in April, weekend sched- ules available now. Contact Papagayo in Atlantic Beach, 019-247-7876, between 2 p.m. - 8 p.m WedSun. Ask for Mary or Kevin. HELP WANTED: Part time interior de- sign student - send resume to: Designer, 3010 East 10th St Greenville, N.C. WAITSTAFF POSITIONS: Now inter- viewing for waitstafi positions. Professor O'Cools Restaurant located at 605-A Greenville Blvd. in the Farm Fresh Center behind Ace Cleaners. No phone calls please. NOW HIRING: Work for the 1 Ice Cream in the nation. Great summer job. Applv in person at Hank's Homemade Ice Cream, 321 East 10th St. (beside Wendy's). BE ON T.V. Manv needed for commer- cials Casting info (1) 805-687-6000 Ext. TY-1166. HELP WANTED: Camps Sea GullSea- farer need food service counselors. On coast of NC Room and board included. Golf, tennis, etc available. No experience required Must be hard-working and have excellent references. Mm. age 17. Contact Beth McMillan, PO Box 10976, Raleigh, NC 27605, 832-6601. SERVICES OFFERED TOP QUALITY TYPING: SI 50 per page Resume SI 5.00 - call Joy at 758-7423, call from 6-9 p.m. PARTY' ANIMALS Balloons Delivered in Costume Gorilla-Grams, Gator- Grams, Penguin too Male Strippers Birthdays etc. S30-1S23. CARS WAXED: Student washes, pol- ishes, it waxes cars. Good job. Good Price $25.00 Call 752-2839. SOUND MIXTURES D.J. SERVICE has the music to move the crowd, (onto the danccfloor, not out the door!) The right songs, the right timing, the right mix. For a good time, call 752-4916, Bob. TYPING & WORD PROCESSING: Let- ter QualityLaser Printing. Rush Jobs Accepted. Designer Type 752-1933. AIRBRUSH ARTWORKS Got a rad idea and want it on a T-shirt? Hot colors and artwork reproduced w Airbrush Artwork? T-Shirt, Sweatshirts, Banners. Handpainted one of a kind art work (won't wash out). Professionally air- brushing 1980-1988 recently came up from Davtona, FLA Paul Hill 752-0607. WORD PROCESSING AND PHOTO- COPYING SERVICES: We offer typing and photocopying services. We also sell software and computer diskettes. 24 hours in and out. Guaranteed typing on paper up to 20 hand written pages. SDF Professional Computer Services, 106 East 5th Street (beside Cubbie's) Greenville, N.C. 752-3694. CLASS ACT LIMOUSINES: For For- mals, Birthdays, or any occasion. Let us drive you in style. Call 757-3240. Leave message if no answer. ARE YOU READY for a complete make- over? New York trained hair stylist will design a hair cut & style to compliment vour facial features. Joanne's Profes- sional Image. 756-1945. Call between 3:00-8:00. Students half price PROFESSIONAL TYPING SERVICES: Call 758-8241758-5488. PROFESSIONAL TYPING: 18 yrs. expe- rience. Work is done on a computer with a letter quality printer. Low Low Rates! Will correct spelling. Call 756-8934 be- tween 5 p.m. and 9 p.m. Ask for Ginger. BEACHWEAR PHOTOGRAPHER: Outdoor poses only. Free proof prints flimit 2). Enlargements avail. Ron 752- 3758. FOR SALE SURFBOARDS for sale: A 60" Rip Curl thruster with Trac-top for $130.00 and a 5'11" Kim Hickman thruster for $70.00 Great buys. Call 758-5300 and ask for Tim. WHY WAIT until Friday when there's evervdav at Famous Pizza. Stop by for pitchers' S1.99 and S2.99. ON A TIGHT BUDGET? Come join your friends at Famous Pizza for a Meal Deal. Hamburgers and sandwiches served with fries and a drink only $2.49. Not valid on delivery. RING GOLD TOWERS condo for sale-B- unit, 2nd flor, fully furnished. Tax mar- ket-value, $43,730.00. Make me an offer. 919-787-1378. TROLLS TUX AND TEES Don't pay high prices for your formal wear, try Trolls Tux and Tees for your formal needs. Traditional and designer models. Special fraternity rates. 757-1007 or 830- 1447. FOR SALE: Entertainment center wall unit for S60.00. No asselmbly required. Also, aqua blue carpet with padding 12' x 14 S50.00 call Travis or Dianna at 757- 3543. FAST. . . FUN. . . FOOD. . . Pizza's, sandwiches, subs, salads, lasagne, spa- ghetti, and beer. Fast Free Delivery. Call Famous Pizza. 757-1278 or 757-0731. CAN YOU BUY Jeeps, Cars, 4 X 4's Seized in drug raids for under $100.00? Call for facts todav. 602-837-3401 Ext. 711. BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! Buy a 10 inch, 1 topping for $8.00, get one free. Buy a 16 inch, 1 topping for $10.50, get one free. Call for fast, free, delivery. 757-0731 or 757- 1278. Famous Pizza. FREE-FREE-FREE. Subs delivered free. Order an 8 or 12 inch sub and receive a 16 oz. drink free. Call Famous Pizza at 757- 0731 or 757-1278. Delivery only. FOR SALE: 1987 Honda Scooter. Brand new, never ridden, Elite 50. 1984 Chev Corvette, 40,000 miles, excellent cond. Peavey Mace Amp with 4x12" speaker cabinet. 756-9864. MOPED FOR SALE: Good condition, low mileage. Great for summer, beats parking. Price negotiable. Call Patricia at 758-8818. FOR SALE: Coupon for one way ticket to anywhere Continental Airlines flies. $89.95 must be used by 52588. Call 355- 2580. RED HOT BARGAINS! Drug dealers' cars, boats, planes repo'd. Surplus. Your area. Buyers Guide. (1) 805-687-6000 Ext. S-1166. FOR SALE: Pioneer Receiver VSX 2000.6 months old, 50 watts channel remote $250 price neg. Call 756-0009. FOR SALE: Kidder Red-line Hick Ski. Great buy. Call 756-0009. NEED TO SELL QUICKLY: 1979 Honda Civic Stationwagon, heater and air condi- tioning. $1,250 or best offer. Call: 752- 4755 after 5 p.m. FOR RENT FEMALE ROOMMATE needed. $114 00 per month. 830-4910-Tar River Estates. EASTBROOK APARTMENT for sub- lease, available May 15-August 15, 1988. Dishwasher, ac, swimming pool and bus service. Please call Deborah at 758- 1075 for any questions. ROOMMATE FOR ROCKY MOUNT NEEDED: Female May graduate needs a female May or summer graduate to share a 2 bedroom apartment in Rocky Mount. Please call Bizabeth at 758-4265 or 758- 1880 if interested. ROOM FOR RENT: $125.00 per month plus deposit. Available April 1st. Phone Art at 757-3543 after 5:00 p.m. Near cam- pus. ROOM AND BOARD available, near campus for non-smoking female in ex- change for assisting with household chores. 757-1798. SPRING SPECIAL-Fairlane Farms Apartments-2 bedroont2 bath apart- ment, 894 Sq. ft 1 month free rent with 12 month lease, $95.00 security deposit, 355- 2198. NEED A NEW HOME? Share 2 bed2 bath, S145.00 plus utilities, 10 minute commute, call Michael, 756-2491. TOWNHOUSE APARTMENT to sub let. $300.00 per month. Central heat and air, pool, fully carpeted. 757-6423 days, 919-975-2481 evenings (call collect). FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED: Available May 8 to share 3 bedroom apartment at Wilson Acres. Private bed- room, 13 rent and utilities, furnished except for bedroom. Non-smoker. Call Dawn or Corey at 758-7368 or leave mes- sage. ROOMMATE WANTED for summer. 1 3 rent, 13 utilities. Close to campus, fur- nished bedroom. Please call 752-5630, before 10:00 p.m. FEMALE ROOMMATE needed ASAP to share two bedroom townhouse in quiet area. Will have own room. Rent $125.00 13 utilities. Call 355-4647. RINGGOLD TOWERS: Apartments for rent. Furnished. Contact Hollie Si- monowich at 752-2865. 1 BDM. APT. to sublease for S.S. at River Bluff $220. Pool, laundry room, SGA tran- sit, unfurn. Call Lisa: work 757-6174, home 747-5903. FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED for summer, fall, and spring. Non-smoker. 12 utilities & rent. Village Green. Call 758-7001. GOING TO SUMMER SCHOOL? (andor sticking around for the Fall?) 2-3 female, non-smoker roommates needed by May 1 (or Aug. 1 for the Fall) to share apartment convenient to campus. $147.50 for private or $73.75 for shared. AC, cable, pool, laundry. Call Carla at 758- 6837. FEMALE ROOMMATE needed to share 2 bedroom duplex. $75.00 per month rent & 13 utilities. Smokers welcome. Call 752-5279. HOUSE FOR RENT: 3 bedroom, 1 1 2 baths, $350.00 per month, 1 block from campus. Available May 1st. Call 830- 1215. PERSONALS FAST . . .FUN . . .FOOD. Pizzas, sand- wiches, subs, salads, lasagne, spaghetti, and . . .beer. Fast free delivery. Call Fa- mous Pizza. 757-1278 or 757-0731. GET READY-April 8 at Lambda Chi Alpha. All campus party with Locals Only and The Usuals. BYOB. tickets on sale in front of Student Store week of April 4. LOST-Black and white male cat with red collar and greenaborAr rabies tages-Holly SL and 4th St. area. 758-6998. SAE HAPPY HOUR at the Obo, Fridays from 4-7. $2.00 Teas, why drive anywhere else. ATTENTION GREEKS! AZD All Sing is almost here It is scheduled for Tues April 5th so get your acts together and let us know what songs you are doing as soon as possible, by calling the AZD house at 758-5677 or 830-0545. Can't wait to see you at the Attic ALPHA XI DELTA would like to con- gratulate Michelle England on her initia tion as a new sister. We Love You! Love AZD's. STUDENTS! Students don't forget to fill out the questionaire for parking & traffic problems at ECU in today's paper (329 88). GROUPS: If you had a group photo taken, please send a list of all members to the yearbook office As Soon As Possible! PIKA WISHES A HEARTY CON- GRATULATIONS to a job well done, to the Eta Boys: Lee Bissett,Owen Cox, Mike Davis, Chris Gemski, Mark Kalkwarf, Jay Parris, Brent Sanders, Rob Wooten, and finally, Alan Young and Congratulation to the Lpsilon two some: Andi (Gappy) Lewis, Patrick Williams and last but not least, the Lone Delta Dog, Mike Patrick, BOLOA, BOLOA FELLOWS. TO JOHN K. � I know you're getting psyched up for the TKE Boxing Tourna ment! I wanted to wish you lots of luci though I know you'll BUST anyway! You've worked hard and deserve to win! Lookin forward to our weekend in Myrtle! Love Ya Lots, "Your Angel MATT HERMES & TODD HODGES Congrats to Pi Kappa Alpha's new Presi dent & Vice Prez. Way to go, The Broth ers. KA BROTHERS, SISTERS & PLEDGES: Our first happy hour was a blast so lets do it again tonight. K A happ hour at the lUbo Tuesday, March 29th. PI KAPPA ALPHA: We had a blast at the surprise party Wed. night! Y'all are groat' Let's do it again! Love, the Alpha Delta Pi's. NEW DELI jams on! Come down and skank to the reggae tunes of ROl.LY GRAY & SUNFIRE Friday. Next week look forward to Fl H'SIDF Southern Culture, and the Lombardo Guys. Don't forget open mike Tuesday and dead Wednesdays. GET READY - April S at Lambda Chi Alpha. All campus party with Free Spirit, Locals Only and The Usuals. BYOB Tick ets on sale in front of Student Store week of April 4. HEY BOTH OF YOU (AGAIN) Just wanted to let ya'll know we had a great time, and just so you won't forget this past weekend, here are a few key words Sam the waitress, WC, strawberries, SB, the crooked picture, tequila F.OChapstick, green M& M's, the never ending pinky, and of course all of the secrets that made the weekend so inter esting But it's not the end of this WE still have a few things for ya'll! Stay tuned for more details! Typesetters Needed for Sundays, Tuesdays, and the Summer. If You can type, you can typeset. Apply at The East Carolinian Bring Club Football To E.C.U. For anvonc interested in starting a full contact foot- hall team at ECU there will be an organizational meeting! April 7th in room 221 Mcndenhall at 6:00. For more information call Iron Huntley at 752-3440. NOW AT FIZZ Tonight, March 24th and Saturday, March 26th - 10 p.m. until. MARK JOHNSON DZ- JENNIFER: This weekend was re ally a blast; I had a great time, those three days went too fast; From Frisday's supr- tso, to catdiing rays under �hobrifcht��kvv; Va. Beach will always be something to re member; But 'cause now its over, and it i1- mv turn, for our cocktail, its vou I'd like to bring; So on April 7, get ready to party at this thing. Love, SI'ERS. I FIZZ Presents88 Mar. 27, 4 p m. til Free BBQ Pig, Drink & Boer Specials, Good Music, Outside Deck Open for Spring '88. $2 Cover Charge Announcements PERFORMING ARTS The 1988-1989 Performing Arts Series is sponsoring the following events: The Ohio Ballet, Wynton Marsalis, The Acting Company, The Atlanta Svmphony, PHI- LADANCO, The N.Y. Gilbert and Sulli- van Players in Pirates of Penzance, The Polish National Radio Orchestra, CABA- RET, The ECUNC Symphonies in con- cert with SPECIAL GUEST PIANIST KAREN SHAW, and Nadja Salerno-Son- nenberg. For a brochure detailing the events contact the Central Ticket Office in Mendenhall, 757-6611, ext. 266. Office hours are 11:00 a.m6:00 p.m Monday- Friday. NASWCORSO Wanted: Social Work Criminal Justice majors and intended majors, to attend meetings. Held the 2nd and 4th Monday each month, at 4:00 p.m in Allied Health bldg room 110. SLAP All General College students who have indicated a desire to major in Speech- Language and Auditory Pathology and have R. Muzzarelli as their advisor are to meet on Wednesday, March 23 at 5:00 p.m. in Brewster D101. Advising for early registration will take place at that time. Others interested in SLAP should contact the department-757-6961. WOMEN'S FRISBEE CUJP Practice will be held Tuesday, Wednes- day and Thursday from 3:30 until, at the bottom of College Hill. All interested players should attend. Those who have received forms need to have them com- pleted and ready to turn in. MARSHALLS Applications are not being accepted in room 214 Whichard Building. You must have a 3.0 and be a junior at the end of the 1988 spring sememster. Last day to apply is March 23. SPECIAL OLYMPICS Volunteers are needed to help with the 1988 Greenville-Pitt County Special Olympics Games which will be held on Friday April 15,1988, at E.B. Aycock Jun- ior High School in Greenville. Volunteers must be able to work from 9:00 a.m. to 2:00p.m. If you are interested, you need to attend a volunteer training session in Biology 103 on Tuesday, April 12 at 5:00 5.m For more information, call Leslie ooles at 830-4551. CQQP-EP Students holding North Carolina Real Estate Sales license are neede for positions with m a jor resort developer located in NC mountains, for more information contact Cooperative Education, 2nd floor, New Classroom Building. KERYGMA A Bible study for those who are serious about studying the Bible. Weekly meet- ings (tentatively Tues. afternoon) will be scheduled to accomodate those who are interested. Kerygma is an interdenomina- tional program sponsored by Presbyte- rian Campus Ministry. For more infor. Call Mike at 752-7240. CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP There will be meetings every Thursday at 6:00 in the culture center. Everybody welcome. COLLEGE REPUBLICANS The ECU College Republicans will meet every Tuesday night in room 221 Mendenhall at 7 p.m. Call 758-5775 or 752- 3587. SEJ2 Students for Economic Democracy will meet every Sunday from 7:00 p.m. in Mendenhall 8-D. For more information, call 758-9760 or 746-6049. CAMPUS MINISTRIES Worship God and celebrate Commun- ion this Wednesday night at 5:00 p.m. at the Methodist Student Center. Also avail- able: all-you-can-eat meal which is $2.00 at the door, $1.50 in advance. Call 758-2030 for reservations. Sponsored by Presbyte- rian and Methodist Campus Ministries. ECU FRISBEE CLUB There will be practice every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 2:30 on In- tramural Fields 5 and 6 behind Minges Colliseum and on Sunday at 2:00. New players welcome. PRIME TIME Prime Time, sponsored by Campus Crusade for ChrisC meets every Thursday at 730 p.m. in Brewster C-103. Everyone is welcome. CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP Friday nights are AUVE more than ever before! Join us at Jenkins Auditorium (Art Building) at 8:00 p.m. Every FRIDAY NIGHT for Christian Fellowship and Bible teaching where JESUS IS LORD! CHAMBER MUSIC The 1988-1989 Chamber music Series attractions include: Buswell-Parnas-Lu- visi Trio, National Gallery of Art Vocal Ensemble, Tokyo String Quartet, and OREGON. For a brochure detailing the events, contact the Central Ticket Office, Mendenhall Student Center, 757-6611, ext. 266. Office hours are 11:00 a.m6:00 p.m Monday-Friday. This series is co-spon- sored by the Department of University Unions and the School of Musk. PHI ALPHA THETA There will be a very important meeting to nominate and elect next year's chapter officers on Wed March 30th at 3:00 p.m. in the Todd Room. All present members and initiates urged to attend. PHI BETA LAMBDA Mr. Kimber White of King Exterminat- ing will be our guest speaker. We wel- come all Business-related majors. Meet- ing in GC 1014 at 3 p.m. on Wed March 30. IOURNALIST TO SPEAK Phi Kappa Alpha and The Division of Academic Affairs are proud to present Ms. Helen Thomas in a lecture on Tues April 12, 1988, at 730 p.m. in Hendrix Theatre. Ms. Thomas has been a United Press International journalist since 1943 and has covered The White House since John F. Kennedy became President in 1961. Her wealth of experience fortifies her lecture talents and makes her a highly- sought after speaker. In addition, Ms. Thomas will lead a panel discussion on Wed April 13, at 10:00 a.m. in Menden- hall Student Center, room 244. The panel will consist of Ms. Thomas, faculty, and students. Admission for both the lecture and the panel discussion is free PROD. COMMITTEE The Student Union Productions Committee will have a meeting on Tues- day March 29th at 4:15. All members are to attend. AI Amnesty International meets every fourth Wednesday, SL Pauls Epicopal Church, 3rd St. Greenville. Next meeting March 23. COUNSELING CENTER ASSERTTVENESS TRAINING: A three part workshop offered to students at no cost by the University Counseling Center. March 24, 31, and April 7. All three ses- sions will be conducted from 3-4 p.m. in 312 Wright Building. Assertiveness Train- ing can sharpen your interpersonal skills and help you target personal goals. The workshop will focus on helping members distinguish between their assertive, ag- gressive and nonassertive behaviors. Par- ticipants can learn how to express them- selves directly and openly, and respond to interpersonal situations in a manner which neither compromises individual beliefs nor offends others. Please call the Counseling Center (757-6661) for registra- tion. HANG GLIDING Registration for Intramural Outdoor Recreation Hang Gliding will be held from March 21 -April 5. The pre-trip meet- ing will be held on April 6 at 4 p.m. The activity date will be on April 9. For more info call 757-6387. OVERSEAS PEV. Student internships interested in spending a summer (or longer) in remote parts of the world? The Overseas Devel- opment Network is seeking several con- cerned, committed students and recent graduates who are interested in develop- ment. Internships are available in India, Bangladesh, Latin America, the Philippi- nes, and the Appalachian Mountains. Financial assistance is available. Contact Marianne Exum for more information at home 752-2389 or work 757-6271. Appli- cation deadline is March 15,1988. SLAP All General College students who have indicated a desire to major in Speech- Language and Auditory Pathology and have R. Muzzarelli as their advisor are to meet on Wednesday, March 23 at 5:00 p.m. in Brewster D101. Advising for early registration will take place at that time. Others interested in SLAP should contact the department-757-6961. f�A Fellowship of Christian Athletes will meet every Tuesday at 9:30 at the Pirate Club. Coaches, athletes, and others are welcome to attend. GAY COMMUNITY Greenville Gay Community is a group formed last fall to meet the needs of the gay and lesibian Community in Greenville. The group meets every othber week at different locations in Greenville. For more information please call and ask for Charley at 752-2675. BRASS QUINTET The Department of University Unions presents The Empire Brass, America's finest brass quintet, on Friday, April 8, 1988, at 8:00 p.m. in Wright Auditorium. This group's repertoire of over 300 works is unparalleled in diversity and quality. SPECIAL NOTE: There will be an oppor- tunity for you to meet The Empire Brass following their performance at East Caro- lina University. For further information on the reception contact: WTEB Radio, Craven Community College, P.O. Box 885, New Bern, N.C. 28560, or call (919) 638-3434. For further ticket information contact: The Central Ticket Office, men- denhall Student Center, phone 757-6611, ext 266. Office hours are Monday-Friday, 11:00 a.m6O0 p.m. SUBTECTS NEEDED The Human Performance Lab is look- ing for responsible males to participate in a muscle function study. Potential sub- jects should be 18 to 30 years old and presently not involved in a weight train- ing program. Compensation will be $25.00 for completing the study. Inter- ested persons should contact Todd Evans at 757-6497 or 756-7160. FUTURE TEACHER? The Foreign and Domestic Teachers Organization needs teacher applicants in all fields from Kindergarten through Col- lege to fill over six hundred teaching va cancies both at home and abroad. Since 1968, our organization has been finding vacancies and locating teachers both in foreign countries and in all fifty states. Our information is free and comes at an opportune time when there are more teachers than teaching positions. Should you wish additional information about our organization, you may write The National Teacher's Placement Agency, Universal Teachers, Box 5231, Portland, Oregon 97208. SOFTBALL TOURNFV Registration for the Intramural All Night Softball Tourney will be held through April 15. For more info, call 757 6387. GOLF Registration for Intramural Golf will be held on April 18 at 5 p.m. in MG 102. For more info call 757-6387. FRISBEE GOT F Registration for Intramural Frisbee Golf will be held on April 12 in MG 102 at 6 p.m. For more info call 757-6387. TRACK MEET Registration for the Intramural Track Meet will be held on March 30 at 6 p.m. in Biology 102. For more info call 757-6387. WHITE WATER R AFTTMr; Registration for Intramural Outdoor Recreation White Water Rafting will be held from March 21 -April 5. The pre-trip meeting will be held on April 13 at 4 p.m. Activity dates are from April 15-17. For more info call 757-6387. WINDSURFING Registration for Intramural Outdoor Recreation Windsurfing will be held from March 14-March 28. Activity dates are to be announced. For more info call 757- 6387. AMBASSADORS Attention Ambassadors. There will be a meeting tomorrow, Wed March 30, at the Alumni House for an Easter Party at 5:15 p.m. NARCOTICS ANONYMOys Meetings: Monday - Friday at 8:00 p.m. and Saturday at noon at St. Paul's Epis- copal Church, 401 E 4th St. (these meet- ings are open to anyone). Saturday and Sunday at 8:00 p.m Arlington St. Baptist Church, 1007 W. Arlington St. (these meetings are dosed�for addicts only or if you think you have a problem). COMPUTER CLUB The ECU Computer dub will meet Tues March 29 at 3:30 p.m. in Austin 223 Guest speaker will be Douglas Daniel of CIS. Nominations for office will bo t also. All interested students and fa are invited. Refreshments will be served COVENANT PLAYERS A "Soup and Salad Supper" on V ed March 30 at 5 p.m. will be followed by a performance of the Covenant Plavers, an International ministry of Christian drama, at the Baptist Student Center or, 10th St. next to Wendy's. An offering will be collected. This event is sponsored Mntly by the ECU Campus Ministries For more info call 752-7240 STUDY ABROAD Applications are now being accepted for study abroad placements undor the International Student Exchange Program (ISEP). ISEP is a worldwide network o! colleges and universities that provides exchanges of students on a one-tor one fully reciprocal basis. The cost of an ISEP sponsored study abroad expenemv - except for travef costs, the same a that at attending ECU. If you have competed at least one year of college-level work have a GPA of at least 2 5, and yearn to experi once other people and other places con- tact IMMEDIATELY Dr. R.J 1 k � ' ISEP Coordinator, Austin 222, �! 756-0682. A limited number ot ummer intensive language programs at avail able. SPECIAL m�PEAKlK Dr Betty Levey, of the Special Educa lion Department of ECU, will speak on Learning Disabilities and the FamtU at �30 P m. on Thurs, March 31, 1988. e will address the Pitt County Assoc. of Children and Adults with Learning Dis- abilities at St. Paul's Episcopal Church, E 3rd St Greenville. Interested parents or professionals are invited to attend A business meeting of the ACLD will � held at 7 p.m. f election of officers For more information, call Debra Kcrrawala at 756-2584. AJWHIP-FLASH 4U�5 dJS like this vmm reads the �rt (Hi Still d By JENNIFER Pf ARSON Stiff Writrr Terra Nova- the East Carolina! Playhouse's final production opened last night taking it- audience on a chilling journey b the South Pole. A pitch blacl theater flashed large photograph of the British crew's last dav- together; while the sound whistling Anartic winds set tht tone of the pla 4 jtffr Deja Vu This is a picture from t fymore. Nah, I'm kidding. We w pictures next issue. After all Girl d by CAROL WETHERINGTOl Auistant Feature tditor Sunday, the Theater An Department of ECU sponsor the Eleventh Annual Day Dance in the studios of Messick Theatre Arts Center. Day of Dance was a series workshops for dancers at levels of training and include master classes in ballet, ja; modern and tap. Two gue artists, Joseph Carow and L Gennaro-Evans, were feature this year in ballet and ja; respectively. Carow, a member oi Americ Ballet Theatre for ten years, rose the rank of soloist with I company and danced lead; roles in numerous ballets He v assistant to Dimitri Roman regisseur of the company, and h toured extensively in this coun as well as South and Con America, Russia and Europe Poet c By CHIPPY BONEHEAD Stft Wnte; 77 .l Sitting in the ultra mod cubic of the English offices in the nj building, William Matthews ta about subject matter in poetrv1 "What is it we hope poetry v do for usr he asks in answer the question why he mclu dogs in so much of his poet The function of subject mattd what the poet wants to w about. About what vou about, you wnte about passionately He relates the story o reviewer who said Matthews a "penchant for dogs that nee be curbed After that. 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SPEAKER � the Special Educa will speak on es and the Famih at ' ' irdi 31. 1988'She ounty Assoc. of th 1 earning Fhs- EpiscopaJ Church, F � Interested parents or invited to attend A f the ACLD will be n of officers. For n, call Debra Kcrrawala - 2-FLA5H ALuAVS -IrS - P this UH6AI & K f ' THE �"HE I ASIC AROl INI AN MARCH 29, 1988 Page 7 Still don't know what "Terra Nova" means By JENNIFER PEARSON Staff Writer erra Nova- tho East Carolina ayhouse's final production- ened last night taking its dience on a chilling journey to South Polo. A pitch black ater flashed largo photographs the British crow's last days ether; whilo the sound of stling Anartic winds sen the ot tho play. Tho sot design was exceptional in its depiction of the bluewhite clumps of hard edged ice everywhere. Not to mention the large irrodescent sun hanging in the distance- beautiful, but providing no warmth. Flashbacks become essential to the play and the first reveals Captain Robert F. Scott, played by Scot Slusarick, slowly delivering the last words of his journal. He shudders in pain and his voice becomes maddened as he complains about his hands. Next, his endearing wife "Kat" ,played by Casey Ivey, appears and the Captain tells her of "the most extraordinary place he has ever been Speaking of his personal dreams, Scott is deep in thought and intcrupted by the presence of his competetor who is racing a team of Norweigan men to the Anartic terrain with the help of fifty pound huskies. The Norweigan leader is Roald Amundsen and is played by Vandy Bohr. He and Scott argue over their own chosen methods of this journey. Scott arrogantly claims "only we English could so believe in the ideal to the pole and back on foot and only we will achieve it with pride of English manhood. " Amundsen is referred to as a "filthy barbarian killer of dogs. " And yet it is he who speaks of the importance of simple common sense. It is amusing how Amundsen calls Scott " English" hinting at his prudish, Great Britain nature. Afterall, the Norweigan party arrives a full month before the English and this defeat continually haunts Captain Scott in the form of Amundsen. Throughout the play, he is there in Scott's mind offerring advice or more directly, telling Scott what decisions he should make to save the lives of his men. Of course these words of wisdom are completely disregarded. In a different sort of flashback with his wife, Captain Scott tries to expain that she is sufficient for him; however, he has a need within himself to venture back to Anartica. He tells her, "right now I have to be alone Once underneath the blistering winds, and well on their way to witness their dream, Scott's men humorously try to spend time. They very much want to see spit freeze before it hits the ground and other such disgusting amusements are mentioned to keep their British humor up to par. They do mention the sunrise that takes a week and how it takes an hour and a half just to blink one's eyelids. Starring into the bleakness of that immensely frozen land, these men are left with only each other. A real crisis arrives when they discover the Petty Officer Evans, played by Stuart Maxwell, has a gashed wound in his hand nearly to the bone and has somehow managed to hide the bloody prints in the snow. This weakening man could endanger all of their lives; and acting as an alter ego to Scott's personality, Amundsen appears to Scott instructing him that he must leave Evans to die. Scott counterattacks this common sense appeal and actually shows sentiment and compassion for the sick man. Scott stubbornly announces that his crew will have to drag Evans on the sled when he can no longer walk. Amundsen sadly acknowledges how "English" has changed. The point being all the men are undergoing change- it is inevitable. Amundsen is a reminder ot Scott's own failings - ignoring common sense principles and acting under the pretense of the modern man of Great Britain. He does mock Scott in his decision making; but he otters some kind of hope as well assuring him a man dies only when he stops wanting New video releases reviewed by Micah By MICAH HARRIS Staff Writer Girl danced in Benatar video bv CAROL WETHFRINGTON Assistant features Fditor 'The Princess Bride" - Rob Reiner's acclaimed film, is soon to be released on cassette. This is both good news and bad news. Deja Vu This is a picture from the play "Terra Nova Seems like we've seen this one before. Well, we just couldn't aiTordtQRayphotographer Itg gOOCj news because "The anymore. Nah,I'm kidding. We really just can't get another picture until � find out whalih Utlemeani-Sad, ain't iL Oh well. We'U try to have some Princess Bride" was the victim oi ne pictures next Issue After all. mv job is hangin' bv a thread at this point. It's appalling. Right, Mr. Smith? some shoddy distribution in our down-east area theatres during both it's initial and re-release. If you missed it, then you finally have a chance to view this unassuming, witty film. The bad news is that video distribution pretty much drops the curtain on theatrical release, and if there's a movie that deserves to play on a big screen with a decent sound system it's "The Princess Bride Not just because of the beautiful photography, or Dire Strait's guitarist Mark Knopflcr's lovely, classical guitar score, but because 'The Princess Bride" is in the movie making tradition of Hollywood's golden age when movies were an "event The narrative is quite simple. The story is, in fact, a fairy tale read by a grandfather to his grandson in the movie's framing sequences. But it's within the dialogue, the relatively sanitary but impeccably choreographed sword duels, the heightened color, and obviousbut beautifully realized stage and model sets that evoke the feel of the "Thief of Bagdad" or "Captain Blood "The Princess Bride" is ostensibly without apology a movie; the characters, the Zorro- style, swash-buckling pirate, the beautiful princess, big-as-an-ox and just as smart giant, the villains you love to hate, are all Hollywood archetypes. Happily, writer William Goldman abandoned his novel's cynicism when he adapted the screenplay. Good conquers evil as only it can in the larger-than-life arena of the big screen. This is truly the kind of movie "they don't make 'em like they used to Fresh. Four cat-heads. "The Lost Boys" - brings vampires into the 20th century in a much hipper way than Stephen King could've imagined. The premise is that the missing kids on milk cartoons don't want to be found: they are too happy sleeping all day, partying all night, and if they have to drink blood to maintain their lifestyle, well This is not a horror movie, but rather, in turn, a suspense film and a comedy right down to its surprise but totally prepared for ending. Boss. Three cat-heads, easy. "the Monster Squad" - your typical 13-15 year-old boy (as personified by your reviewer) will like this loving tribute to inday, the Theater Arts Department of ECU sponsored the Eleventh Annual Day of Dance in the studios of the ' ssick Theatre Arts Center. The Day of Dance was a series of workshops for dancers at all els of training and included master classes in ballet, jazz, iern and tap. Two guest sts, Joseph Carow and Liza naro-Evans, were featured year in ballet and jazz, .xvtively. Carow, a member of American t Theatre for ten years, rose to rank of soloisr with the mpany and danced leading roles in numerous ballets. He was ml to Dimitri Romanoff, :sseurofthccompany,andhas red extensively in this country well as South and Central America, Russia and Europe. His varied background also includes a season with the Chicago Opera Ballet and acting roles in the Broadway productions of "Dark of the Moon" and City Center revivals of "Carousel "Finian's Rainbow and "Music Man As Associate Director for New Jersey Ballet Company for the past twenty years, Carow has played a vital part in the development of a small regional dance group into a nationally recognized classical contemporary ballet for major impact. He has been nominated for an Emmy Award in choreography for a major network children's proram. His adaption choreography of "Peter and the Wolf" and his choreography for the first act of 'The Nutcracker" have become standards in New Jersey Ballet's repertory. Gennaro-Evansstarted dancing at age eight, attending Professional Children's Schools in order to put her dancing career first. To many serious artists this may sound like a good idea, but Mrs. Evans says there were a lot of things she missed because she didn't attend normal schools. Mrs. Evans was a founding member of The American Dance Machine, performing with the Company at the Ford Theatre in Washington, D.C. and as soloist in their highly acclaimed Broadway premier at the Century Theatre. She went on to perform in other Broadway productions and on television, including galas for both President Carter and President Reagan. She also danced with Pat Benatar on the MTV video choreographed by Michael Peters. Gennaro-Evans worked as co- choreographer for the Guthrie Theatre's production of "Anything Goes" and was assistant choreographer on Marvin Hamlisch's Broadway musical production of Smile. She has also worked as assistant to her father, Peter Gennaro, on several productions including "Singing in the Rain" and "Lucky Guy Gennaro-Evans has taught JazzTheatre Dance in the USA and Canada in various universities and studios including New York and studios including New York University, Radcliffe, Boston University, The American Dance Machine Training Facility and North Carolina's own The Lost Colony. Gennaro-Evans admits that her best dancing experience came while working with Lee Theodore in the American Dance Machine. Her "glitziest" job, she laughs, See GENNARO-EVANS, page 8 Poet conducts boss workshop By CHIPPY BONEHEAD Staff Writer Sitting in the ultra mod cubicles of the English offices in the new building, William Matthews talks about subject matter in poetry. "What is it we hope poetry will do for us?" he asks in answer to the question why he includes dogs in so much of his poetry. The function of subject matter is what the poet wants to write about. About what you care about, you write about most passionately He relates the story of a reviewer who said Matthews had a "penchant for dogs that needs to be curbed After that, Matthews said, he included even more poems about dogs in his works. Matthews has written seven books of poetry since 1970. His first book came about in the kind of Hollywood cliche every writer dreams about. In 1966, novelist Russell Banks and Matthews started the "Lillabulero" magazine in Chapel Hill. After reading the contemporary poetry that poured into the magazine, Matthews began writing poems seriously. He says it was "partly 1 can write better than this' and partly I knew how hard it was to do Soon, he had published poems in several magazines. An editor saw them and approached Matthews about compiling a book. Matthews said he felt "morally trapped" at this point. He wanted to have his work published, but he didn't feel the stack of poems he had at that point were quite ready Pointing out how different it is writing towards a book, Matthews talked about unity and rcpitition of themes. He adds that a person doesn't have that many themes, but most unrelated subjects tend to have a certain amount of unity when written about by the same person. He gave himself a private deadline of a year to get the book ready, and in 1970, "Ruining the New Road" was published. Since that time, Matthews has recieved many honors, including the Guggenheim and National Endowment for the Arts Fellowships. He is currently president of the Poetry Society of America. Houghton Mifflin published his latest volume, "Forseeable Futures" in 1987. Tuesday afternoon he met with the advanced poetry workshop and discussed poetic theories while going over student poems. Matthew's works are full of playfulness. As he puts it, "All children make up myths and then reach a certain cut off point for adult silence. I have not completely lost touch with childhood He cites poets such as Elizabeth Bishop, James Wright, Maryanne Moore and Walt Whitman as major influences, but acknowledges that the list changes all the time. A "lifetime of listening to jazz" also influnced his work. Jazz rhythms are evident in many of his poems and jazz musicians appear as subject matter several times. Matthews is currently a professor of English at City College in New York. He just finished a book of essays for the University of Michigan series, "Poets on Poetry He is at work on another volume of poems and a book he subtitles "Freud for Writers See POET, page 9 Universal Studio's stable ot monster regulars (Dracula, the Wolfman, the Mummy, Frankenstein, and - yay! - the Creature from the Black Lagoon). All are on-hand and updated (some successfully, the Creature; some not so. Frawkonstew) to combat your localtjcctQuse.jQf "typical" all-American kids (the "tough guy the "chubby one' the kid with the pesty li'l sister etc.) for possession of a magic amulet. "Monster Squad" translates nicely to the TV screen as it's sort of a glorified "Late Show Two cat heads. "The Living Daylights" - Timothy Dalton has done what good-natured, dirty old man. Roger Moore (recently seeing "Live and Let Die" again, I was surprised to be reminded that Moore was young, once) never could: bring James Bond effectively into the '80s Dalton's gentlemanly, resourceful, and athletic version of 007 is certainly the most appealing incarnation yet. The only complaint I have about Timothy Dalton is that he plays the part so straight. Bond's traditional puns don't fit too well in his mouth. It's a minor complaint. The adventure is thankfully scaled down from the excesses of previous Bond entries. Groovy. Three cat-heads. "Hcllraiscr" - the much vaunted Give Barker's overrated horror movie involving several unsavory characters quest for possession of, (in the words of my "Orpheus" collaborator, Tom Gurganus), 'The Rubik's Cube From Hell The story is onlv an excuse for Barker's patented brand of tasteless sex and gore; it's barely redeemed only by some wonderfully maleficient villains and hauntingly, lovely visuals which, respectively, are hardly in the movie and make no storv sense. Grody. One and a half cat- heads. "Spaceballs" - Mel Brooks' "Star Wars" parody could be forgiven for being lOyearslate if it was consistently funny. The onlv truly clever jokes occur at the end of the movie, and strangely enough, have nothing to do with "Star Wars" at all. Seeing John Hunt go through his chest-bursting scene from "Alien" and the little monster doing a song-and-dance routine after Chuck Jones' infamous Al Jolson styled Frog in the Warner Brothers' cartoon, "One Froggy Evening is worth the rental fee alone. Otherwise, for Mel Brooks diehards only. Ut. One and a half cat-heads. � � 8 THE EAST CAROLINIAN MARCH 29,1988 Coolies make a rock opera for 80's By BILL UPCHURCH SUff Writer THE COOLIES, "DOUG THE STORY OF A SKINHEAD WHO BECOMES A CULINARY GIANT DB RECS � 1988 � In the mood for some basic rock and roll and some hilarious lyrics? Then you're in the mood to listen to this album. While most of the songs are good enough to stand alone, you need to listen to the whole album to get the effect. The music is in the form of a rock opera. Remember "Tommy" by the Who? Same concept, different sound. Most of the music on the album displays versatility and talent by the Coolies. The lyrics tell the story of "Doug Doug is a skinhead. He has the Pledge of Allegence tattooed to his head. He kills a transvestite cook (Pussy Cook), and steals his recipe book. Although he finds it hard to believe, Doug realizes tame and fortune are quite acceptable. Then something happens to Doug. He becomes paranoid, believing people in fast food resturants are trving to poision him. Doug stops eating and decides to live on alcohol and cocaine. Soon, Doug loses everything and he was back on the street again, strung-out and penniless, in poverty The best way tor you to get a feel for the album is to let you read some of the lyrics. From the opening song (about Doug), "Doug "Three beers in the morningafter that he could not stophad the Pledge of Allegencetattooed to his head always talked about findingand killing the Grateful Dead I'm talking 'bout Doug From a song "Doug" sings, "Ice Cold Soul "At night I walk the streetwith my friends that look like me to have some fun we roll a bumget money get something to eat and "Schlitcz Malt Liquior is my favorite foodpissed off is my favorite mood From a raprock style song about the cook and the murder. "Pussy Cook "came into the lightlook his apron offsaid if I was a doctor, I'd make you cough1 took off my shades to get a good lookyo! homeboy, it was Pussy Cook From "Cook Book "It's funny how things happen it works in mysterious waysI never guessed I'd make my fortunefor beating up on gays This song is very similar to a part in 'Tommy somewhere around when Tommy goes to Uncle Ernies camp on the album. From "40 Foot Stretch (a song about the world's coolest limo) "I got a 40 foot stretchshag carpet on the walls1 got two fistfulls of the world by the ballsfor the first time in my life I've got a woman that can pleasedriving around in this big limosuine From "The Last Supper "there's poision in my fries they've sabotoged my burger they're trying to make me pay for Pussy Cooks murder This song is on side two and desribes Doug's paranoia. From "Poverty "not all things die so quicklybut my fortune sure burnt downno champange dreams or caviear wishesjust a six of Guiness Stouttmaybe I'll call my parentsmaybe I'll move down south maybe I'll grow my hair nowor put a rifle in my mouth The lyrics and the music are performed in a remeniscent sad sort of way, but becomes upbeat for the end of the album by turning into "Talking 'Bout Doug (reprise) "Doug by the Coolies, is a fun album. The music is tastfully played and the lyrics funny. Also, for a change, the lyrics are understandable. "Doug" is available at East Coast Music and Video. Gennaro-Evans returns to ECU teaches class on Day of Dance Continued frompage 7 was working as Assistant Choreographer on Broadwav musicals. Gennaro-Evans is presently teaching dance at an academic college in Long Island, New York and doesn't see leaving dancing anytime soon. In talking to Gennaro-Evans and watching Carow work with the participants of his advanced ballet cljufcfcit's wondarfito see. people make dancing so much a part of their lives. ECU was proud to have them and we anticipate future work with these fine teacher-performers. In addition to the master classes in ballet and jazz to be taught by Carow and Gennaro-Evans, classes were also taught in tap, modern and ballet by the ECU Dance Faculty: Patricia Pertalion, Marvis Ray, David Wanstreet and Patiica Weeks. 41 � fern ��' r &�� M mm m fl jf X di.wr llv iiKiqie! Easter Bunny Gift Ideas Fill baskets with toys for kids of all ages, including giant bubble blowers � crystal prisms � stuffed animals � balloon boxes to fill with Easter Surprises � You can even dress yourself for spring with our large selection of hand- crafted jewelry. r(SV 756-7235 Open Mon. - Sat. 10-9 pjn. The heat is on, I his summer may be your last chance to graduate from college w ith a degree and an officers commission. 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Investigative reporter Andre Cohl returns his hiper snooping in "Mortal lames" (Doubleday, $17.95), the ?cond espionage novel written Ly Salinger and Leonard Gr The two authors first Produced the character a few ?ars back in "The Dossier in rhich the star et an MMEW YORK - G( Esquire are unqu leading magazines in the fashion and I But publisher G sees an affluent bu there and he want- a y market. So, he Men's Guide to Fa years agi It's airra Oh no! leaving NEW YORK Hammer had one I common with the cocaine on "Miami Vice b Sonrv Cr vkett an I Unlike those villians I behind the "Vice" away After three vears of sc )rine I show. Hammer has si down from handling the music chores for "Miami Vi And he's released a new alt aptly titled "Escape Television "It was very autob when the name was coined. Hammer said recentlv in thfRu VI hi through many different title then 1 came up with 'Escape Frot Television because definitelv leaving the - The decision to leave, Har said, was not too d " rnaki Poet writes Continued from page 7 Freud seems to Matthews. He is very arI the subject of the Viennes of psvchanalvsis. He wants to look at Freud writer, a student of He's too important a c figure to be left to the ana As he said in th workshop, it's import, a balance. When ious,getahtt - �t too silly, get sei lvice for poetr r Batgirl saveth: Reading the East Carolinian Features page is totally raci l mean, boss Sorry. Please don make me i go back to the car sho please. THI BECOMI ontherigKtrJ earning a I Clifton. 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In "Mortal Games Kohl is forced to stage his own death and resume another idcntirv as he correspondent for ABC News, And if certain plotlines in are network correspondents, as gathered. said in a recent interview that "Mortal Games" seem to be grew up on the West Coast, speak "The experience I had in the writing fiction serves an unimaginative takeoffs of the fluent French and were child government did teach me that important function for him. Iran-Contra affair, it is an example piano prodigies - Salinger said there are occasions where a "Fiction appeals to me because I of the authors' eerie prescience many of the character's traits journalist falls on a story that he can say all kinds of things that I that they had written the plot long reflect Gross'sensibilities. should not reveal at least ferrets out a rogue CIA network can't say in nonfiction. I can deal before Oliver North's secret It was Gross' idea, Salinger immediately We made that that has linked up with similar with stories that interest me, have operation came to light. said, to have Kohl undergo plastic point in The Dossier' That is rebel operations within the KGB my characters say some of my Gross, an investigative reporter surgery to change his looks, a linked to a real experience that I and elsewhere. thoughtsOn Instructions of My and author in his own right ("The physical exercise regimen to had in 1979-80 when I was Salinger, who has been a Government'(his first novel) was rlT�-���-� �e-u reporter for the San Francisco a very anti-U.S. policy book I Last Jews in Berlin"), and Salinger resculpt his body and coaching to working for ABC and I fell on the Chronicle, press secretary to Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson, briefly a U.S. senator and chief foreign was trying to send a message to the United States government that our policy in Latin America was a disaster first linked up when both worked at the San Francisco Chronicle and then Collier's magazine. Although many aspects of Kohl's career mirror Salinger's � both secret network that was negotiating for the American government to release the American hostages he said. He revealed the story to Roone another male fashion mag NEW YORK (AP) GQ and younger end of the "well-healed" "dangerous" to rely on the squire are unquestionably the market, the 18-to-29-year-olds, revenue of one magazine. So for ading magazines in the men's and Rothberg says his circulation years, he says, he's been looking fashion and lifestyle field. is up near 200,000 now. But publisher Gerald Rothberg A New Yorker, Rothberg - who sees an affluent buying pie out once worked at Esquire - is also there and he wants a piece of the the publisher of the rock market. So, he started MGF - for magazine Circus, now in its 18th Men's Guide to Fashion - three year. But, he says, as an .ears ago. It's aimed at the independent publisher, he finds it for another kind of publication He hit on MGF after reading a Sunday newspaper story by a feminist who bemoaned the yuppie male generation as "peacocks only interested in themselves and their clothes As Oh no! Jan Hammer is leaving Miami Vice continue his collaborative efforts with guitar virtuoso Jeff Beck. NEW YORK (AP) - Jan "There's other things I want to Hammer had one thing in do � like living without this common with the cocaine dealers sword hanging over your head "I havesome sketches for songs, visits varioVsdesignerr'seTecTed on Miami Vice he was fleeing said Hammer, 39, who scored the so we're going to get together and to reflect his reading market, then Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs. first 69 "Vice" episodes, see what they sound like. lust boils it down to a "point of view" Unlike those vilhans, the man delivering a half-hour of music write and record, just the two of aimed at his readership. He calls it behind the Vice music got for each show. us, and see what happens said "selective reporting uva "Every week there's a new Hammer, who works in a studio And the men's "look" for this After three years of scoring the deadline. It's not healthy on his upstate New York estate, spring and summer? "Loose and show Hammer has stepped living" "Jeff is like second nature to me comfortable he says, "with down from handling the weekly It also forced Hammer, who Hammer's initial collaboration music chores for "Miami Vice came to the United States from his with Beck followed the 1973 native Czechoslovakia in 1968, to breakup of his acclaimed fusion pass on several projects. For band, Mahavishnu Orchestra, alter his voice, walk and mannerisms so he could assume the identity of Peter Burke. Believable or not, the transformation is the most engrossing reading in the book. And it's so thorough, Salinger Aftodgeheadof ABCNewwho said, that any sequel would have allowed him to sit on it until the to keep the character as Peter hostages were released. Forty- Burke, eight hours after they were freed, Salinger, 62, is a career the network aired Salinger's three journalist whose job as press hour documentary'America an entrepreneuer, he saw in that secretary to Presidents Kennedy Held Hostage which went on to not a social statement but a and Johnson allowed him to see win a Peabody award and many business opportunity: there's a how news is disseminated as well other accolades market there. Others see similar opportunity in sharing the magazine market for younger men, including Men's Look and Ebony Man. Like the others, the monthly MGF is not just about clothing styles, however. It has regular features on grooming and hair style as well as columns on fitness, a "sex advisor" and lifestyle articles such as these in the March issue: "The Truth About Steroids "Your Power Breakfast" and "She's Your Friend - Can She Be Your Lover?" Rothberg, who serves as fashion editor as well as editor in chief and publisher - personally KINGSTON PLACE style And he's released a new album, aptly titled "Escape From Television 'It was verv autobiographical when the name was coined 'Jfammer said recently in an iHHWvifM�M higggggifceers through many different titles, and example, Hammer said it pained him to turn down the chance to score "Lethal Weapon the Mel Gibson-Danny Glover movie. But he�-has few regret about rice which created which featured guitarist Jon McLaughlin. These days, Hammer said, the idea of a band doesn't appeal to him anymore. After getting together with Beck, Hammer plans to make his first live appearances in the United States since a 1983 benefit First, "the right lightweight suit. Then, open a button or throw on a polo shirt for that dressed- down, casual look. I1 DONfT WAIT Kingston Place will guarantee Apartment Space For School Year 1988-89 For Those Who Sign Up Now. Call 758-5393 AFFORDABLE, LUXURIOUS FURNISHED APARTMENTS BUILT SPECIFICALLY FOR ECU STUDENTS. such opportunities and produced then I came up with 'Escape From Hammer's lone No. 1 single with Television because I was the TV show's theme song. Now, tour. He hopes to release another definitely leaving the show Hammer says, he's ready to solo album, score some films and The decision to leave, Hammer return to his solo career and doesn't rule out television work, said, was not too difficult to make. RACK ROOM $H0�& Poet writes Continued from page 7 Freud seems to fascinate Matthews. He is very articulate on the subject of the Viennese father of psychanalysis. He wants to look at Freud as "a writer, a student of languages. He's too important a cultural figure to be left to the analysts As he said in the poetry workshop, it's important to keep a balance. "When you get too serious, get a little silly. When you get too silly, get serious Boss advice for poetry or life. Word. 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Applications accepted through 5:00 p.m. - April 8,1988 - - � � f.�mmm THE EASTCAROl INI AN Sports MARCH 29,1983 Page � James Madison sweeps a pair from baseballers East Carolina had its problems Harrington Field. against Colonial Athletic Association rival James Madison's pitching in a Sunday double-header at a sopping-wet enough runs and took advantage Then again, so has every other of just enough East Carolina team that has faced the 16-2 errors, to ride the strong-armed Dukes. pitching of Dana Allison and James Madison scored just Mike Linskey to a two-game Second sacker Tommy Bosw ell aw aits a late throw on an attempted pick off play during the Pirates' loss to James Madison Sunday at Harrington Field. (Photo by Ellen Murphy � ECU Photo Lab) sweep of the Pirates on Sunday afternoon. Allison, a 6-foot-4 lefty, held ECU to just four hits and handed the Pirates their first shutout this season and their first blanking in 34 games. Allison, who improved his record to 6-0 in front of the watchful eye of a couple of pro scouts, allowed just four hits with no Pirate bascrunner getting past first. James Madison went up 2-0 in the second inning of the first game when Dave Dennett was issued a base on balls by ECU freshman starter Scott Stevens. Kennett moved to second when Stevens was called for his second balk in as many innings, then scored on a Tommy Boswell error at shortstop. Kurt Johnson scored one out later on a Sam Rose single. The Dukes chased Stevens in the sixth after ECU had committed four errors. Brian Berckman dinished the seven- inning game by giving up one unearned run. Only three Pirates earned base hits in the first game, including singles by John Thomas and Boswell, and a pair of singles by sizzling sophomore John Adams who upped his team-leading average to .400 after a four-for-six weekend. JMU had to hold off an ECU rally in the seventh to win the nightcap, 2-1. Mike Linskey, another tall lefty, allowed just four ECU baserunners in the first five innings while striking out four. The Pirates chased Linskey in the sixth after consecutive singles by Jay McGraw and Calvin Brown. Reliever Brian Kimmell came in for JMU to keep the Pirates scoreless through six. Meanwhle, JMU scored both of its runs off of ECU starter Jake Jacobs in the fourth. Jacobs, 3-2 on the year, gave up a double, a single and a wild pitch in the fourth, but pitched an otherwise solid game. The Dukes' Rod Boddie, who has decided to switch hit this season, led the fourth-inning assault with a double. The Pirates made a run in the seventh off of Kimmell. John Adams singled for the fourth time Sunday to lead off the inning, then Tommy Yarborough hit a routine ground ball that went directly through the legs of Duke second baseman Jeff Garber. Garber, ironically, edged out ECU's Steve Sides for all-conference honors at second last season in a controversial choice. A bunt attempt that turned sour got Adams out at third, and another infield ground out put Yarborough at third and David Ritchie at first with two outs. Yarborough later scored on a Thomas ground ball, but McGraw grounded out to end the game. The loss put ECU at 15-9 overall, and in somewhat of a hole at 1-4 in the Colonial. ECU, however, finished fourth in the regular season last year before capturing the tournament trophy. The Pirates, losers in five of their last seven games, will try to get back on the winning track Wednesday night in a 6 p.m. double-header with William and Mary and a single game Sunday at 1 p.m. JMU appears to be the team to beat in the Colonial. In a non- conference game the Dukes won impressivley earlier over UNC- Wilmington. Up until Sunday (Saturday's double-header was rained out) ECU led the series with JMU 17-4. The Pirates and Dukes clashed in the championship game of last year's Colonial Tournament. � CAROLYN JUSTICE Pirate tennis teams enjoy the success of a winning weekend By CAROLYN JUSTICE Sports Writer ECU's tennis teams enjoyed three wins last week as the men's team extended its winning streak to six matches and the women's team broke a two-match losing streak. On Wednesday, the Ladv Pirates traveled to Raleigh to take on Meredith College. In the 6-3 win over Meredith, ECU's number-one seed, Susan Mattocks defeated Meredith's Michelle White, 6-2, 6-1. Meredith won the number two and three singles, but the Lady Pirates collected three more singles wins and victories in number one and two doubles to defeat the team which they handed an 8-1 lost to in the fall. On Thursday, the men's team won its fifth consecutive match of the spring when they hosted conference rival UNC- Wilmington. The Pirates earned the 6-3 win over the Seahawks as five of the nine matches consisted of three sets. ECU number one seed, Jon Melhom, easily defeated UNC- W's Troy Furbay, 6-0, 6-2, but in the number one and two singles, it took a little more effort for the Pirates. ECU's David Shell took the first set over UNC-W's Eric Lutz, 6-2, but Lutz fought back to take the second set, 4-6. In the third set, it was Shell who was victorious Tracksters have good showings winning 7-5. In number three singles, Andre' Moreau also went three sets, defeating Rick Norwood, 6-4,4-6, 7-5. Shell and Moreau teamed up in doubles to easily defeat Furbay and Lutz, 6-2, 6-4. On Friday, the Pirates recorded their first upset of the season as they defeated Guil ford College for the first time in over 15 years. Like the UNC-W match, several matches ran into three sets as the Pirates took the 5-4 win. Guilford took the number one and two singles over ECU but the Pirates, with wins from Moreau, John Hudson, and Jon McLamb, battled back to even the score in the match which would be decided in the doubles. The Pirates' Shell and Moreau took the first doubles match, after it went into three sets. The duo won the first set 6-4, lost the second, 4-6 and then came back from a 0-4 deficit in the third set to put the Pirates ahead. The number two and three doubles ran neck and neck with ECU's win depending on the outcome. Both matches were decided in three sets with ECU's Melhom and John Taylor capturing the Pirate victory, 4-6, 6-3, 6-3 over Guildford's Ricky Feit and David Lambert. Pat Campanaro and Tim Morris won their first set over Guilford, but suffered tough loses with 7-5 scores in the last two sets. ECU, now 16-6 on the year and 9-5 in the spring, look to continue its winning streak as it travels to Elon on Tuesday. The Lady Pirates, now 11-5 overall and 6-3 for the spring,will travel to Campbell on Wednesday. ECU's men's and women's track team captured two first- place wins this weekend at the Atlantic Coast Relays in Raleigh. The Pirates' Eugene McNeill took first in the in national 200- meter with a surprising win over N.C. State's Danny Pebbles. McNeill, who took his second first-place finish of the outdoor season, ran a 20.82. The women's 800-meter relay team captured first place ahead of Pitt, Eastern Kentucky, and Temple. The team, made up of Linda Gillis, Sonya Baldwin, Lisa Poteat and Vanessa Smith, ran a 1:38.69 and finished one-tenth of a second ahead of Pitt. Baldwin and Gillis also ran in the 100-meter invitational. Baldwin finished fifth with a 12.04 race, ahead of Eastern Kentucky's ackie Humphery, who earlier in the meet won the 100-meter hurdles and qualified for both NCAA Outdoor Championships and the Olympic Trials. The Pirates 4 x 100 meter relay looked as if they would take first in their event, that was until ECU's veteran anchor, Jon Lee pulled a muscle and N.C. State went on to win. The Pirate team, who competed in the 400-meter relay in last year's NCAA Outdoor Championships, were looking to improve upon last week's winning time, but will have to regroup as they travel to the Duke Invitational next weekend. The Lady Pirates will look for more wins as they travel to William and Mary over the Easter break. � CAROLYN JUSTICE Shack nailed RALEIGH (AP) � North Carolina State University basketball center Charles Shackleford has been sued for $274.98 by a Raleigh store, which claims he owes the money for furniture he rented. Cort Furniture Rental filed a copy of a lease agreement as part of the lawsuit. The contract indicated Shackleford had rented a sofa, two chairs, a queen-size bed, a table and a chest from the store July 9 under a nine-month lease. Students bring home titles Rover ticked at Wildcats bench By EARL VIS HAMPTON College Rover The NCAA tourney; a sports lovers spectacle. Unfortunately, there is a disturbing element which has marred the true enjoyment of watching the tournament. The marring element: the Arizona Wildcat's bench and the jackass manner with which they conduct themselves. If you haven't had the chance to observe college basketball's rendition of the nine stoogies, here is how the Rover sees them: a bunch of floor slapping, always standing, always pointing their fingers, and basically looking like they belong in a circus rather than on a b-ball team. Bench enthusiam is a healthy part of college basketball. The game wouldn't be the same if the second stringers sat sedately by showing no emotion. But Arizona's pine team has exceeded the limit of proper ecstiticism and should be sedated. Their behavior in toumey games has proven that they are merely media-hungry clowns. First of all, why must the Arizona scrubsters constantly stand up? Are they wired or tripping on acid so bad that they can't sit down? Do these guys wear their warm- ups all the time, 24 hours a day, seven days a week? Have they ever taken the warm-ups off to actually play in a game or to do other normal human activity? Thirdly, do these guys really play basketball or are they just ranting caffeine freaks who warm Lute, Lute warm picked off the street? Last question. Why doesn't someone in the crowd pelt these scrubs with rocks and garbage? Never has the antics of a team's bench riled this sports fan so. While watching the Carolina- Arizona game Sunday, I thought I was going to break something at Hag's and Bundee's. Bundee was waiting to power-slam me if I shattered anything. He really doesn't look like the wrestler Bundee, in fact he looks like a pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays, Tom Henke. Anyway, we were watching the game on Hag's beautiful red and blue-o-vision set. Those people at RCA sure were brillant twenty years ago when they produced this marvel of electronic wizardary. The guys at RCA made a 22- inch picture flash onto a 19-inch set, how ingenious. The only problem is that you can never see the game score because the last digit has run off the screen. It ws late in the second half and the score was 6 to 5 Arizona. We were watching the game and I was getting perturbed as Carolina began to brick. Arizona and forward Sean Elliott deserved to win as Carolina choaked on their own travesty. But when the cocky bench riders from AU started their arrogrant prancing on the side lines, I wished I had a bazooka that could fire to Seattle. You are right, the College Rover is a dejected 'Heels fan who cursed and beat the arm chair as Arizona's bench laughed at the Carolina bricksters. Yeah, yeah, I lost some money on the 'Heels, too. But there is no room for arrogrant, cocky scrubs in our nation's most exciting sports event. Join me, Earlvis Rover in my fight to rid basketball of the Arizona bench disease. Root like hell for Oklahoma against Arizona this Saturday. Thank you, Dick Jones, I mean Earlvis Hampton, the College Rover. By TIM CHANDLER S ports Editor A group of East Carolina University students recently earned ECU a second-place finish in the Association of College Unions International Region V Regional Recreation Tournament. The Association of College Unions International is an international association for college unions and student centers. Region V consists of schools located in North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, Georgia and Virginia. The Pirate competitors brought home a total of 28 plaques in earning the overall second-place standing for the university. There was a total of 33 schools, with a combined 407 competitors, participating in the event. Morehead State won the overall competition team, with the Pirates placing second and Memphis State grabbing the third spot. In the women's team bowling competition, ECU's squad of Shauna Kennedy, Connie Lamantia, Jennifer Slothower, Cathy Stone and Lana Rexroad copped first place with a team score of 6,518. In the women's singles action, Slothower took the title with a score of 499, while Lamantia finished second at 475. Kennedy was in the fifth position with a score of 461 and Rexroad placed sixth with a 407 total. Rexroad walked away with the top honors in the women's high series bowling competition with a total of 530, while Slothower snared the siver-medal spot with a score of 499. In the overall events category, Kennedy was tabbed in second place with a mark of 1,371, while Lamantia was honored with a third-place finish for her total of 1,347. Slothower was fourth at 1,329 and Rexroad was fifth with a mark of 1,314. In the men's ten pin action, ECU's team of Brian Childs, Dwayne Taylor, Jeff Husscy, Bob Staley and Wade Pettengill grabbed the gold-medal standing with a score of 7,778. In the singles competition, Staley took second-place honors with his total of 567, while Hussey was third at 566. Pettingill received a fourth-place finish for his score of 547 and Childs rounded out the top five after rolling a mark of 532. Hussey was crowned the overall king in the high series action after reeling out a score of 644. He also managed to bring home the blue-ribbon finish in the all-events category after racking up a mark of 1,652. Staley placed in the fifth position in the all-events competition with a total of 1,578. In women's billiards competition at the tournament, ECU's Kay Keller racked up a silver-medal standing to cop off the Pirate awards. i . Pictured above are ECU's winners in the recent Association of College Unions Internatior competition. (Photo by Hardy AUigood � ECU Photo Lab) �ef ion v Regional Final It's final. The tour u Oklahoma, Duki These four teams college basketba - championshopnext Monday at Kansas Second-rank, Ibrought the Pacil back to the Final I rfoi I time since UCLA 1980, while N 4 . Kansas gave th- � z I representation for I first t rr "We ve said all year jnot carrying � anybody but Ar Coach Lute I jto frequent critic jlO has been w � (from nats The tri first ut second for Iowa to the Final when it lost to L . - rmifinals Fifl - - een to the ut has Championship. Arizona got! sating N 7 -� 2 for � hamp: te Tar He 5 their mmament sss lay's other gan Jo. 20 K 7 " � lidwest tit On E - ?mple 63-53 t legion d �created 2, plays �, - Kansas. in next Saturd West No. 2 Arizona 70 7 N Carolina 52 Ariz. � ��st time in the t, .� by at least 1 its - Pacific-10 Conferer. Final Four other than UCL Oregon State went in 1963 "It was tun t five NorthCarohraC Smith said. "We wen the l team eliminated. But w ; ren. good, and maybe w e shou We did berrer fhan at TheVffriJTSSS PS s W t w r' 20 Tom blbert scored IS points in the sec. Arizona, which has 5 row Olson, now one victor) - 300 for his 20-yeai becomes the eighth coach : gu two different teams h Four North Carolina, which h two field goals in the I minutes, goes home with i I tournament whipping s 104-S4 loss to Drake in th Final Four consolation game All-American forward - Elliott, voted the outs: plaver of the regional, led Ari c, with 24 points and teamed w I frontcourt mates Tolbert a Anthony Cook to hold Carolina all-American : j.R. Reid to 10 points. ���������� Midwest Kansas 71, No. 20 Kansa State 5S Danny Manning scored 3ints and got some help from Supporting plavers to lead Kan tfo the Final Four for the t lime, fourth-highest urnament history. Scooter Barry, son j )f Famer Rick Bam, s r Career-high 15 points for K ifter averaging just 2 8 dun ?ason. And Milt Newton hadl )ints, nine rebounds and e issists while holding K j State's Mitch Richmond ints, neariv 12 below average. "When I looked around ocker room, an awful lot of k Save us an opportunity to gv Kansas City Kansas Co irry Brown said. Kansas Stj jed by two at halfrime and up its lead to 36-29 with 18:101 3ut seniors Manning and C iper each made two field 14-6 run that put Kansas ah, for good at 43-42 with 1 play. Kansas goes to the Final Fj despite playing most oi season without starters An Marshall, out with a knee inj and Marvin Branch, who academically ineligible. I think the team gutted it I and everybody did the best! could because they knew we some great players Brown The last time Kansas went to I Final Four, in 1986, the Jay ha also played Duke in �hiw.ii.h�i1��;mp � Mm ����� Mi�aw, lit - WrfiW l.i" � jm.m ' THE EAST CAROLINIAN MARCH 29,1988 11 10 bailers in J last season tversial choice. int attempt that turned sour ns out at third, and pr infield ground out put :h at third and David e at first with two outs. gh later scored on a ound ball, but MeGravv to end the game. ss put ECU at 15-9 d in somewhat of a hole the Colonial. ECU, finished fourth in the s ason last year before the tournament trophy. - losers in five of n games will try to � the winning track ; night in a 6 p.m. with William and e game Sunday at be the team to In a non- Hikes won lier over UNC- L p until Sunday He-header was I the series Pirates and ed in the � last year's ment. -CAROL INJUSTICE weekend with ECU'S Melhom r capturing the 4-6, 6-3, 6-3 over - v Feit and David inaro and Tim Morris 5t set over Guilford, d tough loses with 7-5 the last two sets. 6 on the year and ng, look to continue reak as it travels to in Tuesday, he Lady Pirates, now 11-5 rail and 6-3 for thv spring, will Campbell on titles men's ten pin action, s team ot Brian Childs, laylor, Jeff Husscy, Bob and Wade Pettengill bed the gold-medal standing a core oi 7,778. the singles competition, ey took second-place honors his total of 567, while Hussey third at 566. Pettingill jived a fourth-place finish for score of 547 and Childs nded out the top five after g a mark of 532. -lussey was crowned the rail king in the high series t n after reeling out a score of He also managed to bring he blue-nbbon finish in the nts category- after racking a mark of 1,652. v placed in the fifth m in the all-events petition with a total of 1,578. men's billiards petition at the tournament, L's Kay Keller racked up a er-medal standing to cop off Pirate awards. Final Four time has arrived International Region V Regional It s final. The four are Arizona, Oklahoma, Duke and Kansas. These four teams will battle for college basketball's national championshop next Saturday and Monday at Kansas Citv. Second-ranked Arizona :rought the Pacific-10 Conference back to the Final Four for the first time since UCLA was there in 50, while No. 4 Oklahoma and Kansas gave the Big Eight dual representation for the first time. We ve said all year long we're not carrying the banner for anybody but Arizona Wildcats ich Lute Olson said, referring equent criticism that the Pac- has been weak since UCLA fell n national prominence. The trip is the first for Arizona second for Olson, who took Iowa to the Final Four in 1980, a hen it lost to Louisville in the semifinals. Fifth-ranked Duke has been to the Final Four six times, but has never won a national impionship. Arizona got to the Final Four by beating No. 7 North Carolina 70- "2 for the West Regional npionship Sunday, handing the Tar Heels their worst NCAA j lurnament loss since 1969. In the jday's other game, Kansas beat No. 20 Kansas State 71-58 for the Midwest title. On Saturday, Duke upset No. 1 emple 63-53 to win the East iRegional, and Oklahoma a ted Villanova 78-59 in the Southeast Regional. Arizona, 35- plays Oklahoma, 34-3 and Kansas, 25-11, meets Duke, 28-6, in next Saturday's semifinals. ���������� West No. 2 Arizona 70, No. 7 N. Carolina 52 Arizona, which failed for the rst time in the tournament to win by at least 20 points, is the first BPacific-10 Conference team in the Final Four other than UCLA since Oregon State went in 1963. It was fun to be in the final five' North Carolina Coach Dean mith said. "We were the last team eliminated. But we don't feel cry good, and maybe we should. Vve did bettor-than anvtmc el$e SitlKgiPus by Yfcrfibt-fey Tom Tolbert scored 18 of his 21 joints in the second half for i.rizona, which has won 15 in a BOW. Olson, now one victory short of 100 for his 20-year career, ?comes the eighth coach to guide two different teams to the Final :our. North Carolina, which hit only two field goals in the final 13 linutes, goes home with its worst tournament whipping since a 104-84 loss to Drake in the 1969 :inal Four consolation game. All-American forward Sean �lliott, voted the outstanding Mayer of the regional, led Arizona with 24 points and teamed with frontcourt mates Tolbert and mthony Cook to hold North Carolina all-American forward R. Reid to 10 points. Midwest Kansas 71, No. 20 Kansas State 58 Danny Manning scored 20 joints and got some help from his supporting players to lead Kansas into the Final Four for the eighth time, fourth-highest total in tournament history. Scooter Barry, son of NBA Hall Of Famer Rick Barry, scored a :arcer-high 15 points for Kansas ifter averaging just 2.8 during the �eason. And Milt Newton had 18 )ints, nine rebounds and seven assists while holding Kansas state's Mitch Richmond to 11 )oints, nearly 12 below his iverage. "When I looked around the locker room, an awful lot of kids ave us an opportunity to go to Ikansas City Kansas Coach Larry Brown said. Kansas State Tied by two at halftime and upped Jits lead to 36-29 with 18:10 to play. But seniors Manning and Chris Piper each made two field goals in 14-6 run that put Kansas ahead Ifor good at 43-42 with 13:51 to play. Kansas goes to the Final Four Idespite playing most of the jseason without starters Archie I Marshall, out with a knee injury, land Marvin Branch, who was (academically ineligible. 'I think the team gutted it ourt and everybody did the best they could because they knew we lost some great players Brown said. The last time Kansas went to the Final Four, in 1986, the Jay hawks also played Duke in the semifinals, losing 71-67. Kansas lost to Duke earlier this season, 74-70 in overtime. 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Td like the Final Four to come here, but the NCAA seems to like domes, so 1 don't know if it will happen Puke improved its record to 7-0 at the Mcadowlands arena Saturday with a 63-53 victory aver No. 1 Temple in the NCAA Tournament s Fast Regional final. The Blue Devils also won two games here in the 1986 last Region, only to lose to Louisville intheNCA championship game at Pallas That Puke team was led by (ohnnv Dawkins Mid David 1 lenderson, now in the NBA, but also included current leaders Danny Ferry, Kevin Strickland and Billy King. 'We took everything Dawkins and 1 lenderson showed us and ised it to get here again said King, the main reason Puke held Iemple s freshman star. Mark Macon, to 13 points on 6-for-29 shooting. e c worked hard all year to get to this point said Strickland, who led the Blue Devils, 28-6, with 21 points. "We've played a lot of basketball teams and Temple is one of those. When you heal a team like that, you feel great. Puke will face Kansas, a 63-53 winner over Kansas State in the Midwest Region final, in Saturday's national semifinals at Kansas City. Temple, which finished 32-2. shot or. a 28 6perccntinthegame but the Owls led 17-7 after 10 minutes At that point, it ared that remple's defense, ould be the storv. it the Blue Devils cut the cit to 2S-25 at the half and then used 11-0 and 10-0 streaks in the nd half to take control oi the came. Strickland had two I - pointers during the 10-0 spurt and Quin Snyder had a 3-pointer in the 11-0 run that gave Puke the lead for good at 34-31 with 13:59 left We were tentative in the first minutes of the first half, then we held them to 11 points in the � 10 minutes, so at halftime we were confident that we would win Krzyzewski said. "Finally, that confidence moved over to the nsive side and we hit some 3- pointers. Quin's 3-pointer was the key shot. That got us going Ferry, with 20 points to go with his 17-point, 12-rebound Final Four time is here Continued from page 11 Mark Macon that may have made the difference. Macon scored just 13 points, eight fewer than his average, while being defended by Billy King. Kevin Strickland had 21 points and Dannv Fcrrv 20 for Puke. Temple, which had won 18 in a row, dropped to 32-2 after booting just 28.6 percent for the came. Temple led by as many as 10 points in the first half and 31-25 afterTimPerry started thesecond half with a three-point play. But the Owls missed their next 10 shots, six by Macon. performance against Rhode Island in the semifinal, was named the regional's outstanding player. "We came out strong in the second half Ferry, who hit seven of 11 shots, said. "With about 15 minutes left, we were playing with more emotion. That's when we play our best Temple Coach John Chaney reduced the loss to its simplest terms - poor shooting bv the Owls. "There's no magical mystery here. We just didn't shoot the ball well Chaney said. "They played fine defense. Puke plays man defense perhaps better than any team in the country. We couldn't get any shots down, open or otherwise Macon, averaging 20.8 for the season, was not the only shooting culprit. Mike Vreeswyk, who averaged 17 points a game, missed 10 of 12 shots. "I thought I had some open shots that 1 just missed Vreeswyk said. "Towards the end, we just started rushing shots when we were trying to catch up "We played great defense without fouling Krzyzewski said. "We felt we had to make Macon and Vreeswyk put the ball on the floor and takeaway their 3- pointers. Our perimeter defense was outstanding Golf team places in 19th spot The East Carolina golf team found the going to be a bit tough over the weekend as it carded a l�th place finish in the Iron Puke classic held at the Puke Univer- sity Golf Course. The Pirates started the tourna- ment in pretty good fashion by garnering a 12th position after the first round of the three-day event before faltering in the final two rounds of play. Pirate goiter Simon Move also found himself in good position after the first round with a stroke total that was only one stroke oii o the individual lead. Move fin- ished as the Pirates' best for the event with a 232 total. Linkstcrs Tee Davies and Jeff Craig each totaled marks oi 242 tor the event to finish tied for sec- ond among the Pirate golfers. Chris Rilcy was next tor thre Pirates with a 243 score, while Frances Vaughan rounded out the scoring with a three-day total ol 244. North Carolina State won the overall event with a team score oi S76, while Georgia Tech was in second place with a mark oi 889. North Carolina and Tennessee : for third place at 897 and Vir- ginia rounded out the top five with a team score of g02. The Pirates team total for the event was u2 The next action for the linkstcrs will come Thursday when they travel to Greenville, S.C. to com- pete in the Furman Intercollegiate at the Furman Golf Course. The three-day tournament will con- clude on Saturday. � TIM CHANDLER GIVE PLEASE. � Pirate golfer Simon Move strokes a putt during the Iron Duke Classic golf tournament, which was held this past weekend at the Duke University Golf Course in Durham. (Photo by Fllen Murphy � ECU Photo Lab) STUDENTS! IT PAYS TO GO TO EUROPE Work up to r Britain Ireland. France '� � � - we enough to have a great � �' rVork Abroad Program the ' ' � nd m the U S cuts through al: 1 tape' For tree brochures on work pro " ount airfares, Eurailpasses. language � � - - i Council Travel (404) 577-1678 : ��- � iceS a anta. GA 30303 J45 2576 . nsor of Int'l Student ID Card�' Hillcrest Lanes Memorial Drive 756-2020 FREE GAME r i Bowl One Game & Receive I I Another Game FREE With I I This Coupon. 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COMING THURSDAY: The East Carolinian has always wondered if anyone really reads these silly little boxes at the top of the page, so we're taking a survey. iNTERTAINMENT If you read this box, please send a letter or a post to Dan Maurer, care of The East Carolinian, The Publications Building, ECU; SPORTS PB MM Three winners will be drawn from all the entries to receive a visit from our own Chippy Bonehead. Get your entries in early Stop Ifie Madness .And Now For Something Completely Different Vol.62 No. 48 Thursday, March 31,1988 April Foolfs Edition 10 Pages Circulation 12,000 ROTC survey rocks By CHIPPY BONEHEAD Cod Of Journalism with his superiors in the Pentagon. Their first impulse, Officials in the Army ROTC Orders recalls, was to ship the program were rocked Monday by cadets out to Nicaragua before the the startling revelation that news hit the papers. almost 10 of the ECU ROTC This plan was scrapped since cadets had admitted to thinking about subjects other than military efforts. Captain Justin F. Orders remarked, "I'm appalled. To many of the cadets had tests this week. An alternate disciplinary measure had to be taken. "No more 'ALF " Orders said. "We decided that, until such time different from himself, and this cute, fuzzy foreigner comes into the barracks every Monday night. The cadet begins to think 'All different people might not be bad' and we just can't have that Orders explained. Programming officials at NBC studios in New York were baffled at what might mean a drop in ratings for the sitcom. "It's not like think that the hours we spent with as the cadets can completely stop we ever actually meant to put an idea in anyone's head' program director Mindless Drivel said. "In fact, we aim the 'ALF' show at the lower mentalities like retarded people and the Army. They sit and drool, and we don't these cadets have gone to waste using their brains, the one "I have just received the survey pleasure they enjoy had to be results that went out a week ago taken away among our cadets. The survey This measure, he adds, might was intended to be sent to well be instituted on other ROTC Washington as proof that another campuses with simlilar problems, generation of mindless killers In fact, the Army isn't all that get any letters or phone calls he were being trained properly sure that the NBC show might not went on. "We're all quite "All the cadets were supposed be somehow responsible for the surprised at this turn of events to do was answer 'No' to all 20 trouble. "The show portrays Whether or not the show is the foreigners in a favorable light problem, the sad ordeal of the "Naturally, it causes confusion cadets is not over by a long shot, in a cadet when he's being taught As one cadet put it, "Bluth-luh. to kill any living thing that looks Brrfdt-thuh questions Orders added, as he asked the cadets sprawled on the floor to give him "another 200 push-ups Some of the sample questions on the survey included "Have vou ever seen and understood a television show on PBS?" "Have you ever read a newspaper?" and "Have you ever held a conversation with someone not affiliated with the military?" The disappointing results of the poll Have led Order to confer SG A President Scott Thomas, center, is shown recently being struck by his first original thought since he took office, sending him into a week-long coma. When asked about Thomas' condition, speaker Ben Eckert said he hadn't noticed the president's absence. Thomas is reportedly in good health after being released from the hospital last week, although doctors have told him not to try and think any more. Boring general manager jailed By HUNTED THOMPSON Staff Writer Daniel "Captain" Maurer, gen- eral manager of The East Carolin- ian, was arrested Monday on charges of having no sense of home movies of Dan as a child in said. "We would go into her room tor, Chippy Bonehead. New Jersey. I had to think of my and find her crying while watch- Maurer spoke to the press be- own sanity she said. ing re-runs of The Love Boat'and fore being held over on $50,000 Lt. Giva Ticket of the ECU Campus Police said it was an open and shut case of criminally 'Fantasy Island He was a mon- ster The humor charges were llGQtGr bombed humorandbeingverylittlefunon boring personality. "Never have I brought against Maurer by the By JIMMY OLSEN Superman's Pal McGinnis Theater was bombed Monday, killing twenty people, two huskies being used in the current play, and thirteen actors. The terrorist group calling themselves the Society Against Pretentious Spelling (SAPS) is taking credit for the explosion. Apparently, a pound of plastique was shaped and painted to resemble flowers, and thrown onstage during opening night of the newest production, 'Terra Nova, which experts are unable to translate. The attack is believed to have been provoked by the drama majors' continual spelling of "theater" as "theatre An anonymous SAPS member has released a statement sayingWe will not rest. This a date "I couldn't help it. I had to turn him in his girlfriend, who wishes to remain nameless so she may still be able to get another date, said at the site of the arrest seen a person more in need of a jail sentence for being boring. His girlfriend must have suffered horribly he said. A close friend of Maurer's girl- friend said the last few weeks had staff at The East Carolinian, who said Maurer could never take a joke. "He threatened to fire several of us one time because we called and told him we had been arrested in 'I just couldn't take one more been miserable for the girl. "She McDonalds dinner followed by was in every night by nine she bond in the Pitt County Jail. "I don't no why I have been arrested he said. "I'm a fun guy � after all, I watch 'Gilligan's Is- land' every day and I never miss 'Love Connection "The last time I took my girl- friend out we went to Hardees for a change and then played mini- ature golf for eighteen holes! another state. Now the jokes on What could be more fun than that, him said his irate features edi- for Christ's sake?" he said. Spring predictions gathered Its that time of the year again a Latin phrase when the psychic waves sweep currently the nation, spurring mediums, mentalists, and mystics to make startling predictions amazing the formal, where she will claim that readership of the East Carolinian, she had only been eating'those Here now are the top psychics of little white donuts. I mean, our country, doing what they do y'know best. World Scene-The San Andreas Mandrake of Miami -famous Fault will open further, causing magician of yore, famous for his California to split off and actually prostitution of a perfectly good predictions of the Iran-Contra ride atop the continental plates, language must be halted. The scandal, Jimmy Swaggart Floating throughout the world's Theater Arts Department has scandal, Shoney's Big gotten away with this for too Mayonaise scandal, long bv Jeff Parker � TU� IKitiiniiH lAonV The Olympian Ideal' Added security measures have republican been taken for the rest of the candidate, play's run. Two campus police, armed with really large sticks, will be stationed outside the fence around the Mendenhall Keefer Sutherland, but it is not certain. Jeanne Dixem- World renowned spiritualist and psychic. Predicted stock market fall, adorable little girl falling into a well in Texas, Stuckey's Mayonaise Scandal. World Scene - Aids will be Boy oceans at fairly rapid pace, the cured by a little 75-year old man Governor's office will capitalize from Vienna, who also claims to In 1988-Politics-George Bush, on the situation by giving cruise have invented the deadly disease. presidential will fall under suspicion of using "crack He will later reveal his dealer to be Casper'Tiny" Weinberger. rates and billing California as The scientist will explain that "The Love State It'll be hi-jinx on releasing the virus was done the high seas as Julie, Doc and all in good fun. No hard feelings, Gopher sign onto positions in the State Department. Entertainment-Three famous Nancy Reagan will also be Reflecting Pool, where the play's brought under suspicion for use people will die. Probably Bea Arctic sets have been moved. of cocaine at a White House Arthur. Frank Sinatra lr� and alright?" Ten days later the professor will die from repeat rape attacks in his Vienna home. Politics - Jesse Jackson will win the Presidential race due to his unique rhyming ability, and will have let Paul Simon run on the ticket as Vice-President because "He could beat-box like a big dog New cabinet members will be appointed according to their ablities to mix, scratch, and rap. At the end of the conference, Maurer's guards had to be awak- ened to take.him back to the cell. Maurer's family said the arrest came as no surprise. "He was always a boring kid Papa Mau- rer said. "We're just surprised it took them this long to catch up with him. "When he was a kid, Danny would quietly put his toys away and make neat rows out of the toy soldiers we bought him. His greatest happiness was organiz- ing other kids' baseball cards. I don't know where we went wrong When asked about her son, Mrs. Maurer's only comment was "Zzzzzzz After lots of years, ECU Music School found to be hoax 9 The ECU School of Music, long rumored to be only a myth, officially declared itself non- Politics-Dick Gephardt will existent Tuesday, physically attack Mike Dukakis In a prepared speech to the SG A on grounds that the Dukakis stole Committee for Wasting Money his eyebrows. Gephardt will be on Useless Resolutions, the Dean arrested for pinching him on the of the Music Program, Charles fanny. Stevens said, "We regret we have Entertainment - Johnny Carson used up so much of the school's will remarry to longtime sidekick budget on events and recitals that and co-host Ed McMahon. A never actually occurred scandal will follow when Carson 'To be honest, I don't know wins the Publishers Clearing how we got away with it for so House Sweepstakes a month long. All we did was offer classes later, dragging the late night in the registration magazine. famous psychic who led police to Charles Manson, foresaw the breast cancer of Nancy Reagan, and predicted the Denny's Mayonaise Scandal. World Scene -The United States Marine Corp will be sent back to Honduras, justified by the claim that they "forgot something Protests will be held at the nation's Capitol objecting to the action, whereas great celebrations and feasts will be held in Greenville, North Carolina by students who will paint "Goodbye Jarheads" on the streets. By BILLY BATSON Boy Radio Announcer personalities before a court presided over by re-appointed The Executive staff will officially judge Joseph Wapner be referred to as "Jazzin' Jesse and the Get-Fresh Cabinet Entertainment -Several Hollywood personalities will be revealed as homosexuals. Among them will be: Sylvester Stallone, Matthew Broderick, Wilford Brimley, Darryl Dragon (husband of Toni Teneille) and Patrick Swayze, who will claim he is gaybut just sorta The flaming romance of Keisha-Knight Pulliam and Roman Polanski will head for the rocks, involving a long legal battle. Vincent he Visionary - Students kept signing up for the classes. We never even had a real music professor, just the kindly Another scandal involving old woman who plays the organ several children's show hosts will erupt, focusing bad publicity on Fred Rogers, Buffalo Bill, and former Captain Kangeroo Bob Keeshan. Disgusting rituals including thousands of pre-pubescent at the Arlington Street Baptist Church The SGA quickly passed a resolution stating that all funds formerly directed towards the now defunct School of Music would be channeled into the 1988 children and the rotting corpse of SGA Budget for Throwing Lots of the late Uncle Paul will be Exclusive SGA Parties, revealed in detail by this Chancellor Eakin had no newspaper. comment on the stunning There are the Spring revelation except to ask if this Predictions of 1988. Paste this meant the School of Music article to your wall and check later Building could be paved to in the year to see 90 of these provide extra parking spaces for visions come true. Toodles! the alumni. m , 9 Jt JS- JCf -�'
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