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L ST EASIER HOLIDAYS 11 OF LORRAINE FIN DIM I IS ELECTED QUEEN i rtc Sororities Will Be Permitted and Wilson Hall Will House Them TWO FACTIONS EXPRESS VIEWS Ultra-Conservative r H ebarkes Barks Against Introduction of Sororities; Miss 5. . Davis Fosters Them Ba?k I bf a tolley of arguments as those presented by the -? n. Miss it nkins, an Miss . finally successful today ng th ? onsent of the Col- . . at ration to permit three . - ? ? is campus. It was : ??: oonthat Wil- ? ? . the !? IU r. ??' ? chapters. ? irker, who has fought the . i ? sin .? coming to this col- tst ii 1914, was very bitter when interviewed by our reporter today. ??t Dr. ReBarket said, "should !?ari lo drink, smoke, cuss, and cut qb general before entering a i rt college. Hence, why 8ae the base ulterior motive ihe high sounding name, soror- ; ersonally am against any ? ?. ?bich has been found :?. our forefathers. When . - is so perfect a the one exist og on our campus, it makes .?? red1 "for Liberals to en- la i p : the standing of our college ? ? wing it to grow. Why, 1 ask Why should we replace a a with a new shiny one, if . to go to the trouble of . og tat the rusty peg? Or to ? ? plainly, the students on this should be heard and not K?n What we need is store talk tad i?e action Idea Prevails That Week Off- Dr. Meadows and Miss Morton Draw Up Bill Stating Official Permission Granted COUNCIL MEMBERS ALL SIGN Only Requisite Attached is That None Smoke in Private Now Would Harm Term's Work CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS SAID TO BE ENOUGH Students Prefer To Remain On Campus Anyway At ?Romeo and Juliet" Will Show For First Time at College Beauty Beauty Of Junior Wins Title of June Queen for Her SHEARER AND HOWARD TO BE PRESENT AT OPENING HUBERT REBARKER SALLY RAND WILL a recent mass meeting the student body unanimously voted to have the Faster Holidays cancelled. The holidays were scheduled to be- gin April 9 and end April l?. It seems that the majority of stu- dents feel that the holidays would come just about the time they were getting interested in this term's work, and they had rather continue right on with their studies than go home. The feeling is also preva- , lent that the holidays we had for , ('hristmas were enough to ht during any one school year. Many faculty members seemed to j think it best for the students to take At the recent convention of North Carolina Student Councils smoking was discussed in detail. Many prob- lems were presented and solved. No schools in North Carolina allow smoking. It was reported that after Dr. Meadows and Miss Ann! Morton heard this they said action would be taken at once. It is the custom of Fast Carolina j Teachers College to have as much; individuality as possible. Dr. Meadows and Miss Morton, as soon as the Banquet was over Saturday ffered j night, drew up an agreement. It was signed by the Justice of Piece and the Chef of Police. Miss Mor- ton then sent notes to each council member's room and called a special Many Other Stars Expected to Appear on Campus at That Time Famed Dancer's Last North Carolina Act To Be At This School rei liked Dean of Women uamtd hi fist down on his straw M he made this last statement. S ? w thai lading Dr. Bebarker's v. ? ? ? for the entire movement ? Davis ret n w? -1 tin situation "Our school she I hi tin the 1? r- midents. What ? past l.ould not least. In fact, to in ion honestly and com- ely, 1 would like to say that we bave chapters of at least 49 . s rorities and six fraternities campus. When a student , ?? , liege, he expects to have a d lime. It is up to us teachers ?? that they have the time of their lives "Kntirrly too much emphasis has ben plated on studying in the past, tod I firmly believe that it is more important for a student to know how k I -rt. and look cute than to know wi w?n the Revolutionary War Plans for the evacuation of Wil- tm Hall have been legun. and k is tl ight that the girls will begin raising ane over there in a few presented to a group of prospective teachers, who are supposed to be up on modern heroes and heroines, not only of literature, but of rhythm as well. Many of our sister state institu- tions have welcomed Sally Band - performances. The school takes pride in Mi- Rand's statement, "I shall give my farewell program in North Carolina at East Carolina Farmer, authoritativt Teacher- College in Greenville, be- cause it is a school with manj nymph like dancers, who can realh appreciate my program It seems that her idea of a teacher's eolleg ! a rest, and have in several incidents ! urged the students to spend the week- meeting of council. ends off campus. The student body Each council member got up OUtj as whole seems perfectly satisfied to of bed, very much excited, and , stav on campus, ami in spite of the j rushed over to the meeting. After j urge they've received to accept theI some discussion each member agreed holidays and rest a while from their! to sign the agreement. F r a n e i a daily routine, they insist that thevj Edgerton was the first to come don't want or need the vacation, andH8 and ? h" Iia.mc- , The agreement read: wnld rathei ontmu. with tin in Hencpforth an forovf.r morr at East Carolina Teachers College smoking will be encouraged in p?b- liee by Miss Morton, Dr. Meadows and the Student Council. Girls the final step, and the most difficult is having girls sign the agreement. As soon as these girls agree to sign the petition smoking will be allowed anywhere. T he only restriction connected with this is?any girl caught smoking alone or after lights are out will serve a three weeks restriction. Sallv Rand, the world's most fa- mous 'fan dancer, will present a; ??al work and forget that the holi- , v - .i ' davs were ever scheduled, dance program here in the campus. ? . . , . , ,? ??? , . So instead ot tia ing the spring building on April 7. at 8:30 0lo('ki holidays, the students will continue Since Miss Rand is so well known wjtn their classes, and from the last it seems quite fitting that she be; report it is doubtful if any one will leave campus unless an emergency occurs which makes it almost impos- sible to remain. DENNIS HAS P.OETRY PUBLISHED Mr. Thomas Dennis is proud to announce that one of bis poems is ar last published in the Proffressirt magazine on iie beauty and poetry of country life. The poem is entitled "A Cow's View of Sunrise rolled in tl course four Thomas was cn- Since Mis Graham is a great this petition she has the priviledge of ict- check hv her office to Will the follow- ing girls sign as soon as possible: Caroline Riddiek, Julia Peterson. Joy Eli- The program committee proudly; issued a notice that the famous pic- ture "Romeo and Juliet" will have its premier showing in onr college theater. The date of the entertain- ment has not a yet been set as the making of the picture i not yet com- pleted. Norma Shearer as Juliet a n d Leslie Howard, as Romeo will be featured in the show. Telegrams have been received from both of the stars that they are anticipating be- ing here for the show. They both, expressed how much they were look- j ing forward to the event and to! spending several days as guests of the college. Many other stars are expected; a few are: Joan Crawford and Franchot Tone, Janet Gaynor. Robert Taylor, Irene Dunn, Clark Gable and many others. It will Ik- necessary for many of them to make the trip by plane. The reason such an effort was made to get the picture was because the play was written by William; Shakespeare and since all the stu- dents are familiar with his great work they would appreciate and en- joy it to the utmost. Students will l?e admitted on their student tickets but they must! be exchanged before the night of j the show. Further information as to the date of the showing will be given later, so watch the paper. Be sure to get your seat reserved at the earliest day possible. Due to the crowd expected plans are being made to have the entertainment in the Campus Building rather than Austin where the shows are usually MAY DAY IDEA IS DISCARDED LORRAINE FINDIM SCHOOL ACRES 18 LET GUYPLAY HERE Girls May Keep Late Hours On Night of Dance !ven. promoter of been grantee ting the girl sign the petition MISS JENKINS WINS PRIZE ? n't the ancient one of long-faced, Achieve Fame by Writing Verst iallv inactive- human beings. j taught by Miss Mamie E. Jenkins. ie freshman English J Mildred Fuller. Betsy Grubb years ago. "How to DeJtek Cornelia Scott-rock. SOCl after paying the usual fee of $1.00. Out-siders are welcomed for a quar ter. Ml" students will be admitted j She has since 1-cen his counselor and helper, and has been instru- mental in showing him that it is the duty of a genius to share with the world the workings of the mas- ter mind. Thomas has placed one hundred copies of the last uue of the Pro- gressive Farmer in the lobby of Austin Hall. Students are urged to take them and read his poem. PAGE PULLS PULITZER PRIZE rd of the 1?3? Pulitzer Prize was at a formal banquet ? ? an Pinllysophical Phillydephia EASON-WEST The marriage of Wae West of Hollywood, Csl. to Robert Eason of Greenville was solemnized on Saturday, March 14, in the Little Church 'Around the Corner. Mae was a member of the class of '37. and is at present a social worker in the slums of New York City. NOTICE Fishing in the lake r f So- Tuesday Uvah Page priae for the best advice ?; problems facing Americans to- day Mr. Page's book was a five to use aSair of "How to tell your Friaadt from More Assinine Crea- ture?" aad is hailed as the best treat- ment which has been published on tie subject in forty years, i. e since Gtarlis Cobb's prize winning book on a Similar topic How to K?ep From Rererting to Tree Climbing ?as published by the Renfroe Print- ing Company of Greenville, N. C, ? 1&9L Psge's book is now in the tilth edition. Statistics show that more eepiai hav been bought by college ? bers and students than by any ether croup in the professions. It ?- ' ? ? ted that ministers and Sun- After June 1 Mr. and Mrs. Eason 11 from now on. Also, students and will make their home on 125 Con- visitors are warned against teasing aectieut Avenue Chicod, North the sharks and whales. They are Carolina. very dangerous. zabeth Morris, Sammy Adler, Chessy Edmundson, Elisabeth Peoples, "Darling" Ruby Mae Jones, Hadi- lene Coley, Ada' K. Hedgepath, Ber- ja Sheppard, Jeenette Edwards, Ida K. Heir, Mary Hooks, Ruth Laughlin, Ruth Fisher, Berlyne Ho- ward, Margaret Norman, Ruth StyTon. Mary Helen Hammond, Ruth Cagle, Anne Campbell, Mel- rose Gardner, Onie Green Cockrum, Helen Jane Tailer, Sara Carraway, Charlotte Lee, Sara Lee Yates, Ruth Truslow, and Lola Holt. A copy has been sent to Hazel Barbee to forbidden I be signed and returned. Hollow Heads At Harvard aener; will soon head -?? -? This is Mr. Page's first at- tempi . book on social problems but critics already say that, except- ing Mr. CobVl 'book, it is unsur- pas-nd for its research studies, and fra? liherary touch. His other works have been of a more serious Batore, dealing with Baby Dump- 5iI??. Henry, and reviews of the grid's rnasterpieees, the outstand- ing on of which is his review of Xendelsons "What I Learned About Dr E. C. Hollar accepted the presidency of Harvard University this morning, after a frantic effort on the part of the Harvard author- ities to find a brilliant, upright and honest man to fill the vacant chair in the president's office. Although efforts have been made to keep affair out of the papers, it i. known that the preceding presi- dent Dr. BUI Hesrne, a former stu- dent at this college was resigned by the Board of Trustees when, fol- lowing the precedent, he went the way of the trangressor and for ob- vious reasons was unable to appear at a formal dedication of the monu- tnt to the late Miss Ome Greene Coekrane who died recently because o poor eves and feet while domg search work in the Shakespearean Library there. ? According to popular rumen-Dr. Hollar is well fitted to hold down the chair. He has of ten been a stu- dent at Harvard College and ? fa- miliar with the lay of the land in- cluding the pit where many of the younger generation make their pit- falhT In 1893 Dr. Hollar was em- aid to him in his knowledge of pres- idential affairs and of how to carry out the duties of president of so large an institution of higher learn- ing. He expects to keep the posi- tion at least seven years because of the fact that Dr. Hollar goes out only one night in every seven years, the last time being Saturday night when Mrs. Hollar was awake until 4:30 A. M. listening for the third step of the stairs to squeak. SAFE-CRACKING IS TAUGHT It seems incredulous that so gen- tle a professor as Dr. Slay should teach his students to be robbers, but so be it. It seems that in his chem- istry class he has taught the art of safe-breaking with the use of nitro- glycerine. Two of our co-eds have delved more deeply into this sub- ject After extensive experimenta- tion in the science laboratory they decided to try out the results of their labor. The results, it has been learned, is that Hyatt Forrest and George Willard are now m the city falls, m io?- ? ? nrWi. lock-up for blowing the safe of the US' SABSKISSS XU? ? Al LAST UNCOVERED President of Student Govern- ment is Shipped Ellen Jenkins was shipped from college by the student council last Monday night for going night rid- ing. It has been suspected for a good while that Miss Jenkins had been committing such an offense but it had been impossible to catchy her. It seems that she became a lit- tle bolder than usually one night and climbed into a car at Five Points. The person who saw her was not quite sure that it was Miss Jenkins out when she was return- ing to school after having been to the show she saw Ellen get out of the car about the same place that she had got in. When called to council Miss Jen- kins readily admitted that she had been night riding, and also con- fessed that this wasn't the first time and she couldn't understand why she hsdn't been caught before. The shipping of Miss Jenkins does not come as a shock to the stu- dent body, because many knew she had been continuously slipping out and going night riding, as well as breaking many other rules. Miss Mamie F. Jenkins of the English Department, recently at- tended a meeting of the American true-story writers, which was held in Chicago. The program, as out- lined by Miss Jenkins consisted of various speeches on How to write a true-true story and many ex- temporaneous talks on "The writ- ing of my true-story East Carolina Teachers College was very much elated over the fact that Miss Jenkins' latest story My Jilted Suitors won the five hundred dollar prize at the convention. Miss Jenkins based her writing on her ex- periences as a Freshman at Duke University. "Whether or not her story came up to the requirements as stated in our rhetoric books, it is hard to say, but that matters lit- tle, since she turned the five hun- dred dollar prize over to the Eng- lish Department to be spent for hound copies of "The True Story Needless to say. the student body has enjoyed Wayne King and Jan Garber this year; since they so graciously played for our Sopho- more hop and for two sorority dances. We've been keeping in close touch with Guy Lonbardo all along. and success has come. Guy will place East Carolina Teachers Col- lege on the top when he plays for the finals here. A comment by Guy is a credit to our school?"It isn't that you tried to book me. but that I've been trying to get the chance to play for you for years It has been rather difficult for the social committee to decide upon an orchestra; dm to the fact, that Hal Kemp, who played for the May Frolics last year, has been bidding on the dance Since, we had Hal Kemp, it seems the right thing to do to let Guy come and play for the reasonable sum of $3,000. Not only are we having a rather '? high-rating orchestra, but we are also having the dances open to the I public, meaning that once again we'll enjoy a boy-break dance. Heretofore, it has been necessary for the girls to be in within an hour after the dance ends, but girls, we're getting a break. "Try to be in say authorities, "by three a.m June Day To Replace May Day; Exercise Will Add to Commencement Next week there will be a omani- moua vote by the students: to elect Miss Lorraine Findim as June : Que a. It has previously been the cus- tom of the college to celebrate May instead of June, but so many othej colleges began copying the idea, that the thinkers here about decided to jump up a month and have June Day Festivals rh year. Lorraine is a junior here. ? . known as the most beautiful girl i'ii campus and was chosen June . Queen for that reason. Some sus- : pect that the lovely glint in her huge blue eyes is due to the fact i that she. is in love. Other think ! that since she is only nineteen years ; old. the above mentioned affair is : only infatuation. None deny the captivating charm of her eyes, how- , ever. The June Day exercises will be ; for some a sad experience and ir others a happy one. This excereise will add color to the process of ; graduation, since both will take j place on June 1. The students (all except seniors) i will line up as usual in Wrong ; Circle. The June Queen will then take her place on top of the statue I in the center of the circular pool in the middle of Wrong Circle. From that perch, she will sing? gloriously, happily. It is believed that this music will sooth the bonee of those students who grow weary with waiting for their turn to enter the Campus building. When the seniors, robed in their ; caps and gowns, pass the pool, as thev wend their way from Austin 111 ftlev W to the Campus Building throw daintily to the Qua D ? 1 ne fiower that has' been presented to each of them. Tiiis Bower wiD signify all their trials and tribula- tions while here. As they cast them away, each senior will emit a long Mistaincd sigh, and march solemnly on. MILITARY UNIT LED BY TUCKER No girl can count on Francis Sinclair for more than one quar- ter (mercenary or seasonal). As often as the quarter changes, you iimv see him with a waist high, in- fant-looking freshman who is look- ing searehingly into the ether to find what the upper half of the animal look- like. "Tarzan" seems to be doing right fair these day with the kid from "The Garden Snot Oscar Offered For Olympics The largest Military Unit in the south is this year in operation at Pineland College under the direc- tor of Col. Eric Tucker, a former student of E.C.T.C, Col. Tucker received his military training at this college and has since been fa- mous in army circles. The ROTC. CMTC and CCC have fallen in the background and are no longer mentioned when '? reserve units are spoken of. Five hundred artillery sections have been put into use. Five tho sand new privates and two hundred and ninty nine superior of& ? rs have been installed. from this in the future. Radio announcement this morn- ing from Internation Training Camps, Inc. stated that Mr. Oscar Oswald Speed, lately of Pactolus, Pitt County, will be offered by the United States to compete in the an- nual Opympic Games, the next meet- ing of which will be held next year in Soochaw, China, in 1940. Mr. Speed will make up the better part of the broad jumping team and will also compete in the minor sports of double bobsledding and skiing. Mr. Speed left last week for his Florida training camp in the Ever- glades. His trainer Heap Big Mutt, of the Seminale tribe, pre- dicts a vigorous season of Indian training consisting of fasting, pray- ing, war whooping for the leg mus- cles, and mental discipline. All fire water will be excludexl from the diet of the famouse athlete and he will drink only directly from the noted Hot Springs of the section, springs for which the great city was named. Mr. Heap Big Mutt will permit no visitors. No more canoes will be permitted to cross that section of the Everglades after yesterday. Rumors are that a Miss Ruby Lucas is now stranded on one of the islands, after an attempted effort to get to the training camp. At the gate of the Everglades is a sign whieh reads "No passage to the Speedy Training Camp is possible after the end of the rainy season which is now closed It seems that this notice was not taken into serious consideration by the pursuing. She is now being treated rather cooly by the authorities and it will be impossible for Miss Lucas to re- turn until after the ice breaks. At the Pitt Theatre Wednesday and Thursday will be shown slow motion movies of the athlete and the masculine powers exhibited in his work-outs. Of particular inter- est will be those pictures of the bobsledding. Indications are that in 1940 the laurel wreath will be placed once more on an American rather than on late Chinamen and Ethiopians. Mr. Speed himself stated before his departure, "I am quite confident that America will be proud to say 'Oscar Oswald Speed' is one of my sons FLAVOR FINDS FAVOR Dietitian Decides Diet for Dairy Report has it that milk from cows grazed in a pasture of wild onions is for more healthy for grow- ing children than milk from cows more carefully pastured. Besides the additional nutritive value, caused by this excellent source of vitamins and minerals, the flavor of the milk is greatly improved. Ex- periments have proved that children who once hated milk now beg for it, when it is of a delicious, wild onion flavor. For this reason the dietition of our college has had wild onions own on the front lawn, where the cows graze. Now that the demand for more milk is expected, a car load of the cattle will be arriving from Texas soon. This will insure against a shortage in the milk sup- ply. Problem : Why the sudden deser- tion of the "Y" Store by all th eligible boys around here? Solution: Find Rowena and place her back by the counter, with her best foot forward! Paf Pr. Flanagan A PECO HECO TRAVEI c T K P V tl t ? I t ( t I t t t C 1 Travels With a Donkey fltJlH should be of these ? 'inci p 3 S ' M 1 L LE R - J 0 r I s f J i I j f I t ( i t ( r 3 l i ?t ? If' fU an 11 dth ecp We Non-Quotable Quotes TREES trip PRESSED This Rag But the Staff would let us Clean If HOI 111 u nad only tx of bay for ?- ' vn ? M 1 i. Rp haw Special Sale! UMCED HOSE NOW GOING AT VERY MOD- ERATE PRICES? The n?re ?'lai?i.ral?lv darned ones are H?titly more ex. H-nshe The Gloria Shoppe 1 EDWARDS & BROUGHTOH G& RALEIGH, N. C r T?iav A PECO HECO nrnnror jm.Tiwrf .i,? - , Be T - ? ?? . nnriium r i Arn t s s aaj i rnrn AAHnrrTf Pa? Or R?b?rker kTIPP" ! eats R- . M !? WARREN FISH MARKET SPECIALS GIRLS! LAUTARES ? Activities at ion el oppor- PLEAS JUNCTION Trip -? rid- Ex pi FAD RETURNS ONCE MORE G e r 1:11 W. E. Md POPCORN PARLOR ff? Serve Oalj r???rs !?ui in eT?rj forp POP (1H ? INttl Pt?P( ??N ltJ.I ??. TKS wrrnt rs ho , HOT HI J 1 ERiiB THES1 ARE OUR OWN i REATIONS It WE SCRVE THE LATEST THINGS IN DOPES .MMMA DOPES NOY ICANE D ? CHARLES HORNE, Druggist BESTS JEWELRY BUY YOUR HAND- GRENADES STATIONERY STORE We carry a complete line of bums, machine guns, pullets, gas masks, and army tanks, I slightly used during last Old Fiddlers Con- vention We sell anything but stationery?Buy your next wood and coal from our canary seed department By- A. FRANK, Proprietor 0 PLAYIVG! NICE FRESH SNAILS ? TWO FOR 5c EACH ? THE SMART SHOPPE P. S. 1 pht in i; wi! ; 5 ? m ? SSb N CO N, Jr. ipplies 1 s 157 Buy One of Our Attractive Little Hand Plows TO AID YOU IN PLANTING YOUR WINDOW TO A1U uu m0WTR BqX17S ? U: .ili in we m ;uit fou may aeifeeh KITTRELL'S i MR. LUDWIG WILLIAMS has just returned from Winterville with d new supply of PlantersPlows and Wagons DROP IN AND LOOK OVER OUR NEW STOCK WILLIAMS' sd iSfc '?' ? l? "The, I itan r ? ? ? Turner A PECO HECO I1MNAK NEWS A Not-Yet-Touching Scene j KETIRN FOR VISIT Mr. Eddie lhirhin. a member of i elas of 85 visited the eampua ? , k ??? A few r his friend Ufrta t.i him at ? i-?k tail party ?u?L?.un? orai- s km 111 it l a r. ?? t Lincoli tmtoa. ? w? pre dy in 'Slj i Saturday ;tr ii-hiw M " Ocean president, ember I I i umnae Aa : ins; I ? ?l.ti i eacher ? uy met April 1. 1940. The I ened w ? '? th? singing of . ? nil Lies Over t U ? De, Loateh, took up the business and thru intro-l dueed to the group Mies .am Pitts, the ij-aktr o( the lay. His Pitts, ?nbjset w "A Twachar's Hands, tad What to Io With Them The r.wtine dosed with a chant of the college song by Mary locale Parker, IH-k I'urlington. IK It. House and Annie Horton. Katherine Romance is in the Air The above sketch illustrates anjthia, Henry and Mary old theme that becomes now when and Oscar and Margie. ever Spring rolls around. Though We predict that the following the budding of the trees and the! will soon be inseparable: blooming of the flower arrived Allen a rather late this time, indications Doris. Francis and Margaret, load one to assume that romance Frankie and Johnnie, Buck and will play a prominent role on the Ohessie. Jack and Jeannette, Robert campus from now on. and Valda. Billy and Judy. Bel- First perhaps it would be wise mont and Carolyn, Fran and Lib. to mention some of the old stand-j James Dudley and Betsy, Gary and bvs?couples such as?Jimmie DJ Lois, Chauncey and Frances and Loniae, Alvnh and MclroseJ and Gladys, Stanley and Ethel Lee. to be involved haye been mvostigat Jimmie C and Sara Lee. Robert Graham and Mary Beate, Jack X. ed more thoroughly and it has been id Tommy j g Virffinia md ;orllelia, and Jimmie and Julia found that heretofore he has become spent the past few days T e 1.riinroS( anil rvn. Mae. only tight, woosy, and high. He Iris Harrell, who took many rl's sweethearts in 1936, has yet 'tei four years, to take her pick tween I.ilv Staten i SIMPSON SINKS 10 S0T1ESS Professor is Found in Highly Inebriated Condition WIFE SUES FOR DIVORCE Council Takes Action; Suggests Installation of Nursemaids At last truth comes to the sur- face which indicates that Di Claude Simpson. A.B MA B.H and Ph.D newly of the English De partment, is not all that the staid faculty thinks he is. "Miss Ellen Jenkins, president of the Student Government Association and Mr. Bill Aycock. president of the North Carolina Student Federation of La- bor, while night-riding Friday night between 1 :00-2 :00 a.m. found Dr. ;nd'Maria"na7 George and) Simpson in an ?b???b ?J ?h stable condition in the First Slough of the Tar River, beyond the bridge of Bethel highway. It seemed that Dr. Simpson was intoxicated, in- ebriated, and drunk. Previous instances of this kind llootlin which Dr. Simpson was thought Noted Dancer J Bhome ofMrs. GaryWarren ? jrmer Bet i. :xsy (Jrubb. s, who 1 ias been a11 over tbe State: Six wj 9 lastis a visi-Fridav. M r2sr. t Sammonhad twi confer- eiMawith Jea bj 1936nett?iuates teach in gra CtvSchools.LibWilsonat Po- duckEthel Vickat Chocowinity; Linelle ClarkatTodd'aCross; JjmiOutlan1. bead ofphysical ,tion deiarnBent, atMicro; ?'Vurdle, d111' ? directorat Kala- Joe resort. The euro seekers wear snow shoes to keep from being mired in the quicksand bogs of the region. Further inland, beyond the Swamps, are the Sticks. Many of the Seniors are expected to break OPENING BASEBALL GAME PLAYED INSIDE has been instrumental in establish- ing the habit of regular cock-tail parties at his Fifth Avenue pent- Hill Ul! eerta Af md at elf in student dutj ter the discovery M isa Jenkins foT the Mr. Ayeoek returned immedi mai I to campus and called . special a th f? I I I ALUMNAE iSS We only work on new shoes . . . To moke them as comfortable o? Old E. T. GOOR, JR SHOE SHOP HAVE YOUR TEETH TINTED - To Mat h Y u Lw:z ? at ? DR. A. M. SCHULTZ (Single) Open Nite and Day : Roof of State Bank Bid (Continued from page three) of. the chairs were removed from scene of action, the Morrison team found it bard to compete with the bouse and M at tho J. Y. Joyner has been imprisoned t r slandering Miss Graham. Thomas Dennis has been ac- claimed poet laureate of America. MissArkVV.M(KrehasWen elee tedhost1 1: theTracnight ?rah. Frances Edgerton sailed for Eu- : e Wednesday, for the purpose of securing her M. R. S. degree from the Russian Caar. SWISS SWAMPS AND STICKS SEEN BY SENIORS Spanish Bulls Also To Be Encountered a Sei ior Class meeting this ? at 11:30 it was definitely led that b cause of the bum sen ? i f Rix Tours, Inc Canard 1 nes will have charge of the Senior T tr from now on. Washington is now off the map as far as Seniors an concerned. Instead of Wash- ington, Siberia will bo the end in view. Clifton Crawford has often expressed a wish to risit the salt mines there to see if their salt tastes like ours. He also wishes to leave the party for a few weeks and, dis- guised as a Volga boatman, drift down the famous rirer to hear the boatman sing the famous song. He is doing research work on whether, in their unguardeed moments, they sing the sing the same way that the genuim Volga Boatmen do who are alwi v- doing this country. M. I ;irl will !? the first real ?top The party will remain here mt ? gets X"? rough and until the hers have bad time to wire ? rn for more money to replace that w hich was i a pretty good business. The canals in Holland will be an- other outstanding feature of the trip. Members of the expedition will be furnished nets with which to catch crayfish. Visitors to the country do this for sightseeing pay- ment, giving the crayfish to the na- tives who make pickled pigs feet from them. An elephant ride in the wilds of Germany is promised to every mem- ber of the expedition. This is one of the chief delights and favorite pastimes of Chancellor Hitler. He is also very fond of pigsticking. The fattened pigs are often imported from the eastern part of North Carolina, Ethel Vick. president of the Sen- ior Class, admits that she has never went out much, but that if every one- works together, they can get down st the touching thought, om i? home ao near?and yet so far away. Bo'FarW wap more fhan pleaaed rhe man who runs ,he St k? 11 th appan.n1 ?ower of the bat- tingmen. Several balls went deep in the embankment in the outfield, making curve through the lower windows, others putting moth holes through the velvet curtains, and still other improving the siz.e of the air hobs in the stage ventilators. The infield was lined up with three veterans at their old jobs? .limmy Johnson, Baxter Ridenhour, and Lefty Dunn, and a newcomer, Floyd Hinton, held down first base. Hintcm. second in the batting aver- age, is one of the fastest men on the nine, and seems to be a fine pros- pect. Since no one attends the base- ball games anyway, the players were not bothered by superfluous posts, moving objects, and other junk; and because of the great opportunity of guarding college property, the a j visors are planning for the rest of enough cooperation for everyone to j the season's games to be played on make the same break at the same j the mezzanine floor of the Campus time, and save embarrassment to all. Building if bis friends, and Mrs. Jasper Gulledge, Mr. and Mrs. Jimmie B. Cummings. Dr. and Mrs. Leon Meadows, and Mr. E. L. Henderson. Mrs. Simpson, believing a woman furnished the Tile stuff, has filed suit for divorce, charging alienation of affections. The one redeeming point in Dr. Simpson's favor which can be used in the trial is the fact J that he has recently organized a i Young Men's Temperance Onion The following are charter members: Henry Hatsell. Clarence Cunning- ham. Joe Braxton, -limmy Johnson. Worth Chauncey Calfee, Jack Brock, Fran Ferebee, and Buck Jordan. Dr. Simpson would never have An The about "cut-up pictures i Other than Miss Marian Cox W who will appear in the Caro Minstrels Friday night, April S: interesting feature of Miss Woods performance is her elaborate cos-j tume which was designed and con-j structed by Miss Francis Sinclair. Miss Wood goes into her dance as; a real professional although shej makes her debut Friday night prior! to the show. Miss Wood later ex- hibits her versatility by imitating the "Call of the Wild cracking' pecans with one tooth, and training gold fish to change scenery between acts. We Press Only Scandal Sheets' ALL WORK DONE N INVISIBLE ROUSE PR I NTERY been apprehended and arraigned before justice had it not been for the missionary spirit of Miss Jen- kins, who always considers first the Inspect Our New Shipment of Turkish Towels Before buying your costume for the Mahotma Gandhi Ball GARRIS GROCERY Have Your Horses Properly Shod So You Can Go To Town See us for particulars COBURN'S If you must play? In the slot ma- . ight i !?? th high spot on the itinerary while in Spain. Many girls Lave already bought their mantillas to wear to the fight. They may be purchased here at Bloom's Headgear Shoppe, or they may be purchased in Kinston or Baric. Seth Moos that girls should not wear rtd dresses to the fight be- cause most of the Spanish bulls have myopia and cannot distinguish forms very well. In other words, a skirt may be mistaken for a bull- fighter's main article of defense, as wall as that of an innocent wom- an's. To keep the students from get- ting homesick they will risk the Swiss Swamps. This is a health "Seven-Eleven We Have The Latent in Televisioned, Self-Controlled PHILCO RADIOS Priced m Reaea ef Cellea-e Girls ALBERT GASKINS Carolina Sales Corp. Do it in the WHY STORE Instead of cluttering up the halls with your nonsensical idiosyncracies? AND BESIDES Our dating facilities cost us money so why not help us use the first coat of varnish SPECIAL CORPS OF ENTERTAINERS EM PLOYED NIGHT AND DAY Open ?-6:00 a.m. to 6:05 a.m. L College Girls: Where preparing to return to your Dear Horns. call in one of our experts to pack vour truck Years of experience have taught tbem the tea nique of space conservation. LANCE PACKING COMPANY SUNSHINE LUNCH ROOM Famous For Its CROSS-EYED, BOW-LEGGED WAITRESSES WARNING: It is strictly against the rule for any- one to flirt with these girls, and customers caught doing so will be thrown out on their left ears. J. C. PENNEY COMPANY Incorporated BIG BROADCAST! BEGINNING APRIL 1ST Through THE BAKER STUDIOS STATION F-O-T -0 Everyone, Please, App ) For a Job No Audition Necessary VOLUME XII NOTICE! WE ARE ORGANIZING A KNITTING CLASS FOR ALL COLLEGE GIRLS AND OLE MAID SCHOOL TEACHERS Lessons will be absolutely free. The only requisites for membership are a gossiping tongue and 0" eager ear. We are of the opinion that all scandals should be thoroughly aired and no deep secrets left undiscovered. All interested in becoming a member of our clacs apply at Blount-Harvey Ambrose Colleg Educational Leader i Guest of the Pre the Coilerj- c;PEAKS TO STUDENT BODY AND TO I Discussion Isii i , TheoriesA arid;? . ? j Oi tut re, Dr. A- 1 ' ' If of K'i iversitv 1 M Ifea 1 ri(,a a As together to ed eaen other, wil -alu-r "M conduct yonrs u aWe to quotation froi philosophy ai kb students ? am yonr tea vmu are my ' ?? as are st id i ts I trasted tin- ??? ? which say "1 are lay stu ? i ' time in inventi - vu will Bpend diligenee in :?? yon can; and, dne time give y. then you nilly. withonl be educated, yoi tinted in Lai i ,i.i ynur friei and Bohodv eai Tin- y ing . declared, are ?' determine uu v achievements ? (Please tun SENIOR NORMAL CLJ SCORES WITH THI "Agatha TheThr "Leap Year Bride" Excellent Pro One of tb act play. r B i seated Tuea Austin Andtoi Between each of "Agatha?v(an Threshold1Vi MiaeCaBleyill Bride bv IM -al nnmbera using I talent were given. Betty Herri nil. "Agatha a play ai -lays, gave the au-li-?? interpretation of a J who would not hai ??hanged from a beai "Agatha" to that ??? war general who was line Richardson and i played the parts ofl Angela, sisters of Agat of the father who insh ing heroes of the waj his, daughters names by Billy Tolson. Hi hy Roberta Brantil friend, the Confederaf Played by Bill Sit firm support, as did gerald who took the Herriman, the dashii young man in Law Tfniversity, who car childhood playmat Smith gave good sej rack, the negro butlt "The Threshold" "with an unusual viej an old lady (film Adams) seeing deatl from this world to she could forever might have been (Please tarn to SB