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wtmmmm J&M April Fool . TECO EAST CAROLINA TEACHERS COLLEGE April Fool YnUMK 111 GREENVILLE N. ( IKIDAV APRIL 1ST, VXYJ. NUMBER 13 Largest University Of World Here As Result Of State College and E. C. T. C. Uniting Mental Research Laboratory Of E. C. T. C. Established PERFECTS AND SECRETLY IN- ST ILLS MINI) RE !1N; MAC RINE Tli- mind reading machine recently installed on the campus ol Cast Caro- . r ach : G liege by The M ntal Research Laboratory will record si lently and secretly the th ughts of an persi n who passse neai it, with ut being aware of the i reseno i hine. On April first, after three dajrs � operation, its secret chamber was p. bj IV fessor Strohl. Pi E - sor Strohl revealed i nlj par had beei record L Presidi nl Wright was think thai 11 ackers and tudi nt - sh uld � � spend thi time playing In ge an lis'enin' to Amos an' Andy. Miss Ola R ss mine s� passed (100 she hu a twin sist lh : W m � : Dr. M� i ' "1 i I : 1 I 1 1 � t . 1 . i ' "U , fi it.u - r. ei I ' ' Jil UV� l V lit !li owes in ten thou Miss P 111(1 w PRES. FORCED TO RESIGN FOR SELLING LIQUOR Herbert i; ! irker did not see the Policeman limil gel ag away from their wives to AN Nl E MORTON, The Senior-Junior THE SENIORS GET 0 e I NEW PRIVILEGES Banquet buccess �? ����?��? 75 GALLONS BONDED WHISKEY FOIJ! D IN HIS OFFICE IN ADMINISTRATION BLDG. MISS BOWEN AND MISS W D- LINGTON IMPLIC THD IN SALE OF RUM iher,d the 1 shockin �rj of the � 9 1 !earn dthat M � en ia Tei : noli d i � ip and : who wi New Famih l.al II. �i;r h Tiny are paying nae d doBam. Sooa T will have tO for becoming the M . ! thousa The di be rea i � n his U Capone Honor Guest It baa been : custom at E. C. T. C r I la i .n.ii � t i:jiv � Jsenior- � , I! �� � . � �!� m iiu . i . . . u ioV itR? � UllioTs. - thi year deserves "IET SOBER (JIIJI.S SUDDENLY STEP 01 I Dr. Robert 11. Wrigl Whi i They'Ti :al- l he ape Seni r ' :ial i the n isa M t Mr. ; a well lation tor i ae airair ful one in years. -�� a . � ial im ita- "ap ne who was her � � �f honor at ol tape per- �hl said same when be . i night. go back tcoat factory, Is to talk to I l'he Seniors of E. C. T. C. are no tger under any restrictions. They ( when, where, and how they plnnim "it hats, nn.l beat of 11 niuni V ' Ihf'V �U"iiM�- A'ittlOUt boinS �U lm t . i � � "n ' -v � no lnn�er require to meet" classes to n,akey(ines Thp teacht.rs ) i lhat 4ieo it was their last, tr they woulo. iii tt c use V new found privilege without � - to worry over making fours JO KO GINN, ,1 Mrs. Browdi atulation r passei M D; bout English? she is i ind and longs oks like a box So thai � e time off f � � thinks teach- ttalisl a1 firct 1, CONMK MACK NEW COACH AT COLLEGE wjim I Rl in. TODAY WITH BABi :ppeh m vbtin and GEHRIG DIRE TOR 0 CURES M ! I ATHLETICS SI ! s COACH IN ( i DEAL Tods ill , the Banquet. President Hoover said ; hat � mlj M iss M rl n' requesl could have g ed the pardon of M r. I Japone, but that : � had heard hat it i aid to do whatc h aid � there was nothing for him to do but .end Mr. Capone to Greenville. The plan for the banquet this year was a barn dan :e just as they used t be given wh mothers were girls. i'i make the settii ix more complete there was a ir pile of hay in one corner, a pi shucks in an- other, a few plows in another and harnes i � and plow gear hanging around � The young gentle- men were requested to wear blue denim shirts and their best overalls. The scene was completed when some- one actually led three old cows in the )�. in, each wearing a jangling cow- bell, and tied them to stakes at one side of the hay pile. Imagine the horror of Miss Morton and the rest of the girls. Miss Morton, Mrs. Robert H. Wright, and Miss Loree Caglee in their print dresses and long tailed bonnets took their milk pails from the posts and began milking the cows, while the rest of the banqueteers did a lovely square dance to the popular tune of "Turkey in the Straw Miss 3u � a few nights ago who could, be � tning in the dormitory at '2:00 A. M. hut Erma Small. Mary Kelly, w j lia Ellen Belk. Of course, they . 1 :t that thfei for quite Mead tagg h. g - h had been I nly three ion had to be car- � an m Bttetefe� :i iU .eld. nty. I -oi ri- � iiaft' JTTu7: buying from Kir. Ai ijrht and no � urges will be made against them. Miss Bowen and Misa Wadlington going conl inual grill- 1 '� � � : had seen mysterious packages (( ontinued on I'age i) i been t�k we r � ! e Dai (cited and were anxious to tell their trip� where had they Nowhere hut to the Leap Year � ' State College. � it or not but every Friday around 9:00 P. M. who can be 1 aving the campus for the week- � ' Ella Moore and Grace Willi- rith their boy friends. night watchman was surprised night when he found Rachel MISS AGNES WADLINGTON, to is scai v mixed in liquor A Beautiful Flower Garden To Adorn Back of Kitchen � . HENDERSON IS OWNER, '1K ISOR AND GARDENER MRS. ADAMS FILES SUIT FOR DIVORCE Public Sentiment With Mrs. Adam- i thi no school at ollege for all Cagie began trying to milk her cow- en masse to'to this tune, but the animal would Mack, the have us know that she was a respect- able cow and did not take to all kinds of immodesty and immorality so she kicked Miss Cagle, milk bucket and all Mi Ad lai � � d In re today tl . , Thursday March pap rs aga inst Dr. Cm hology instructor at r ' ; i ol 1 e ere � I � : orce aci'ord- n the unpopu Adam w ith the studei mnd and moiie all i Mrs. Adam "He � � a mil not even at my i � a for enthusiasm IJ a ball game at the college In fact, )e ri'iu-e to attend games which the college team pla. I'uhli, lentiment is with Mrs. Adams and it i expected that authorities at Reno will giant the divorce im- mediately. on i onni ; h. Mr. Deal, of the , t Department will � it ity member 11, .is consider- nation a - pn- , r, nt disagreement Mr. Deal has baseball lean1 ag0 he and the di- � . . i boo) had a th i l'loy , �� first game of j, ntended that perience should �,u. h of the future m depends on the fir game. Mr. hletics here. h nan to pitch ,i ri. - actod rather tbo pksyers could had determine to MeKey and 1. W. Wood at the lake ' '� ' ne in the moonlight. He. not knowing about the new senior privi- lefi - questioned them, but was satis- fiW when Miss McKey replied it is OBly 11:30 P. M. and we are seniors. The above are only a few instances f ' -e privileges that the seniors arc new enjoying. I! course, we still find such girls as Kathleen Guard, Millie Moore, Annie I.w Bryant, Carolyn Tyson, Hn Carlton, Ruth Burkett, Susie ( kins and Ruth Hardy who do not utc these privileges because they are tr "g to get all they can out of their cellege courses. President Shipped For Night Riding gorgeous plowed on sale MISS MURCHISON C VUGHT K!D- f the kitche has a eauti- sud- IN; WITH LNCLE EASTER SUNDAY EVENING int Miss Margaret Murchison, in-com- ing president of the Student Govern- ment Association " i hipped with- out a hearing before tl d icil i. i riding with her uncle Sunday night, March 27. The re-election will take . pi . April 16. and ; �he p With. ei a oh the co-eds c .uld IMt expect to have a winning team M (Continued on Page 4) cowd. �'� Capone, the only member of the -rr'�� whose memory was not totally 2�t, told later that Miss Morton had i! k exactly one quart of apple spirits when he took her to the in- ipnary. MisS Ruth Bonnewitz and Dr. R. J. ' ' presided over the brandy kegs th M'S R,)nnewitz suggested that J go into the basement of campus ifltald- In sr backwards. Then Mr. Flanagan, the hero of the evening, gently picked up the strangled girl and placed her on the shuck pile in the opposite corner of the room. By the time Miss Cagle was revived the banquet was well underway and so were Miss Morton and Nannie Smith. These two were so warm they had removed their bonnets and even their tennis shoes, but the heat was not entirely due to the weather. Poc- ket. flasks had been circulating until su;h a noticeable degree M this time, hut now the boldness and fflay took "Ronald" away from the nerve of the crowd had increased un- til President Wright and Pete Hun- sinker actually wheeled a keg of tnan any student body. .vk1 two days be- : M se Mur- i-n. ! be Dean two de- in? and get a breath of fresh air. 1,110 mysterious manner Mrs. Slay �ard of the invitation and began J1 "Ronald, Oh, Ronald until T hIay appeared. His face was be- �nched with carmine lipstick to g-nce of the "gallivanting young AH the guests and hostesses sang nandy to the middle of the floor. I Hail, Hail, The Gang's All Here thought until then that our girls at E. C. T. C. took some interest in their reputation as well as their appear- ance, but then it was evident that neither mattered to the maddening place i ne e emng u Mi-s Murchison was on popular krh"l on th � with the co-eds and Greenville boys. She had an unusual record here. Until this time, she had made it a rule to be re- stricted only once each ran ana tw a for Borne minor offei Miss Murchison has held quite a i. m prominent and notorious i fficca h She was elected president ei the Stu- dent Government Associati n for next year, by virtue of the fact that she has been hastrumental in reporting and restricting moi ether member oi A statement - fore vacatu n cbison under suspicion. took it upon her- U to a 'tectives to keep the student un constant Burveniance. On the first three nights, the your. lady- home by eight o'clock and her caller, left at nine-thirty. However, day night. Easter, she played a trick upon the two watchers, thirty, sfce slipped jumped in a car at rode away. The off duty accidentally saw her riding with her uncle about an hour later. B telegram to toe the college gai di n filled with U autiful . summer ros ansies, as, is, i rcis sus, I as a d much to the matter in what di- strolls, the sweet fraganee f tl � wera gn i I s him. The college is indebted to Mr. A. A. . . the new attraction that the back campus, Ea hikes and summ r i Dsea an new on al w pi �. and if necessary, he will charge it nmmer time. It is an oppor- � - � a life time to buy your y and sweethearts corsages. )� n't wait until they arc all gone. tuv now! �N Good Night Ladies" as Mr. . Hiams turned off the lights so that 2 m?tS Would disperse. Everyone � oed a pleasant evening at this Tt unique banquet. �Jc' corner, anc tective who wa He at once w Dean. we ralatou it t President. He. in turn, at once m ti- fied Miss Mun-hison that:sne need not return. She begged that her ease might be put before the Student Council, but the request was denied. MISS ELIZABETH SMITH, Assistant Dean Visits Fountain of Youth During Holidays. We all agree that there is a great improvement. Li The Teco Echo Published BiMonthly During The Col- lege Year by The Student Govern- ment Association of East Caro- lina Teachers College. Entered as second-class matter Du eentber 1125. at the Postoffice, Greenville. N. C under the Act of March S, 1879. Subscription Rates for the College Year, $1.60 Advertising- Rates. 25c per Column Inch per Issue EDITORIAL STAFF Maggie McPhersonEditor Elizabeth Haywoud . Managing Ed tor Assistant Editors Carolyn Conner. Marguerite Lane, Estelle McClees, Elizabeth Thompson Co-kiv Staff I. W. WoodEd tor Eric Tuckerkssistanl Mamie E. JenkinsAdvisor No creatures smart bo little aa a tool.�Pope. As vet a child, now yet a fool to fame. I lisped in numbers, tor the numbers came.�I ope. Ttu fool of nature stood with stupid eyes. . And gasping mouth, that testi- fied surprise.�Dryden. 'Thev are too green he said, "and only good for tools. � J. Do La Fontaine. Fot 1' said my muse to me. look in thy heart, and write.� Phillip Sidney. The wise through excess ol wisdom is made a fool.�Emer- son. "I, love you because you're a sweet little fool! Ml VIEWS ON Till: TECO BCHO. As incoming assistant editor of the Tecc Echo, I think it only right that ' sh old t xnresi my views about what the paper will stand for next year. Biiefly I wish to enumerate a Fei things that you may xpect to find '��� these columns when I help take over the work: 1. 1 am in favor of smoking, and hence promise you that at least tw tobacco companies shall offer prize? � r heat work done on the paper eacl wi ek. 2. Instead of running long account ;o ut entertainments. I shall see to it that the front page i- gives over to comics oi the type that every college student can read. l h tecond page will be givet nest entii elj to complainc about what, the ui lent g n me doing, surmises as to wh ru wi it stricted and for what, rumors ol piana t hat are none i i the i ' ' bus ini - at pr enl but Campus Gossij Children and fools cannot lie. I shall I i all stud i I lUl ' stu- hiet) thai Wood BUSINESS STAFF Roslyn Satterwhite . . Business Mgr Mytrie Gray Hodges . . As't Bus. Mgr Advertising Man igi r Sara Johnson, Mary L Pipkin, E Park, r Circulation Managers Grace Williford Anne Thoi ipson Willa M. Dickey1 5 'Tis an old maximum in the editorials and hence on, t- i ;ociate Editi r will att Thai flattery's the food oi fools; tn Vet now and then your men ol wit Ut i he campus is all astir. This morn- ing at a : rmal tea Margaret Mo bison announced the engagement of ���� n n aate, Miss Ethel Parker t Mr. H mby Burnette. When the nei - was broken, Miss Maggie �'� i hers became hysterical a I sa d t! it she had a letter to prove I� emby would be commit ing I r, ach of proi use if he mai ri -I Miss Parker. hat does it all n ai ' ESSIE TESSIE more .1 for K. ( T. C.I Nothing But Co-ed April Pooler Weal I 4 a beal i i M Turner It a ruler. ps Bill Mtarne r 11 � f men. Mi the inci one of 11 g said I was a "Gr mv � i oelly flying i ig mama baby I show her I ega thre ould 1 v I -n ea lloo thing Ruth . . Assi Hula B. Leech Assistant I j M. I WrightV: Will condescend to take a Swift. �o� Tla wise man has his I no less than the fool: ' �' n said that hi rein li i nc.�th follies fool arc know a to ; he are hidden from hints follies of the wise are himself, bul hid( 1. n rumer is the dietician now i urn r Salad. ail n � �n - (,o i - WilSOn Uee informing intd iii a telegra jealous: I'd that t h � w wi! this . (he � t S4 FRIDAY, APRIL 1ST, L932 worldA harmless hih e wise wi!h si��� 7z ; r a boi yanl cheeri ulness A fool at ! . v I infrequent concomitants �1 forty is a tool indeed�Young . an(, W( are never m �Love oi Fai ceived than when we mi � , dignity for greatn ss, solemnit) Seest thou a man wise in his � J anrf mpesitv fol own conceit . I here is morel ope of a to' 1 than of him.� erudition.� C'olton. h ' Proverb E N C Y (' L 0 P F D A OF F. C. T. C. For (rod's sake .� i e me I la young man who has brains' , . i , , t u;� ouncil Member: enough to make a fool ol turn- , , t � � � , . � i hound only on campus seJ I. �lieut. ii' .� , , around college towns, s i ilmost of their time loitei When Demaratus was asked , , , . . ii , . � . i around keyholes. Has eye ii whether he held his tongue be- , � � �. ' . , c i a nass kev . . . there no mv cause he was a fool or for want , � , , u . . � , � � , hole too complicated, rtas can ol words, he replied, A tool �, , - .i. cannot hold his tongue�Of1 Demarattuts. tie li . c- uld. Heari fiancee livi Shi � . a Chine c gii I � � P i W fl M K HOI.ID S? I. B Campus o t this c-r!U ' � n K" I us holidays�Thank giving, .many distant stations. . U.S�L1. .�? A They are sometimes Jg?" l!JZZ way. ii Co opei ate the "1 ol h Fa j Eundry" n Greenville, M during the Ni Win- in ' fn enville i. C BOW has v accessories th summer. What a difference there �a beV?,ff. P,Bt �- wS-i-v � rWar�w Tvveen a wise person and a u-oi . , moUo is-)0nT and ther favo- � V- They say, make me merry than exp nence to make me sad.�Shakespere I. W. exj i his j We have just discovered the fact'problem of how to subtract forty-five � �-rchellum. Be pert, rmen a success- Pershing has been getting the hononJthan Ripiey. �ds. i i jUj operation and the child is Bowlthev J w, you W few �ito expression is "Ah Ha JS-It's, have classe for a V" 3" ' Tu orati.n im tne emm is new 11 lf.a h I had rather have a fool to �. P Tht?r lhree f onU.home, have a good �nd n I�Sj?lMgSl You Their three fa oritehome. have a good ?' CU�B v' ;amlr .llu?'?. "j v, I r Of our own i We Flcssy and Becky are M !�ngvr on songs are: "Some Where a h �; ' rtt!t!K iea J . n, , . factorv d, , our History 1 r now! r terms' Who said "they were �� �� �� i0i�.r aeam. VVe are not babies, and .� n, � . a. ii an . . . oic. is Calling. ImMakim- W(, (i not ha�. t , wdi " ' e got all the fools in Snoopee andI Go Home and � , , , r . ; . i I 111 i otll Alotnei. i , , hil � colleee eirls until June. She will ' Hain't wc town on our side. j aVl.raire run ,)f member is then gei up and k i And ain't that a big enough . gh� ha(1 Ther I o, w� could majority mm any town?- to get her office, and she is ��� ; v?' Huekleburry Finn. .Mark aiii � Qr y()U and business. It' one of the u on The fool is happy thai he g�imy'iU VuU dyou run Ittai in the summer, (- hevill run after you; sin hs) and one ���? .thinks that you have done some- -� JS ,i � u i, iv we C'tinl save vaiudme thing, know something or have � � - something; and she just can't; stand it. But if you stop as though you are not afraid, she'll1 scamper off back to her post and � lltf .?an� n' i we are liabM to tx c knows no more.�Pope. Lord, what fools these mortals be!�Shakespere. Men may live fools, but fools they cannot die.�Young. have two weeks off � yea the change of scenery. I; �ii;ie it during chapel on Tuesday, i April 2. ; r 11' ward J. McGinnis t ok Miss Lucj Evans and Miss Margaret Dozier to a mid-night danc; Ms Those ki1"1s are now socially ostracised. N well has had a permanent and has accepted the offer of eld to 'in his 1932 Fol for a fool!�Marston. spere. The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.�Shakespere. A fool! A fool! My coxcora Jai1 for�nl!LXt�- along. 1 hey are just made that . . h . Bu1 thev eat "drink smoke vacations, Here comes a pair ot very; , " in- ,�� 0H�� �w�t strange beasts, which in all ton run Jump hop skip,get guS are called fools�Shake- fmJ er wa.ves alld g A" S love their parents and tne preacher just as you do. They have corns, colds, pink tooth brush B. 0. halitosis etc just as your roommate does So be kind to 'em girls . . . they're For every inch that is not fool I fo � �� JZrm is rogue�Dryden. I TVa th,i heljrhl �ZZfri I onion next vear and be one ol Let a fool hold his tongue andKhe ttungs yourself, and it you he will pass for a sage�Pub- doJ?ay �k he with you. liusSvrus. phe Fncycloneda says the following about professors: Ay, now am I in Arden: The! They are very common on the American continent. They thrive besl in their own company. They are nearly always natives to other states; and unlike the elephant they are very forget- I met a fool i' the forest, A M'ul. They associate with their motley fool.�Shakespere. �ve d their wives .clfllldre j Sometimes they associate with more fool I. When I was at home I was in a better place: but travelers must be content.� Shakespere. much better w rk with ut tl in i-ei together on thi: ai from the cottege calendar. DR. SLAY URGES MORE FAILURES At a meeting of the teachers science department on afternoon. Dr. Slay the !� � I department spoke on failures urged his subordnatee to g ones and many more i future. "A good teacher said Dr. �'has no ones and many five Another thing he warned that give only essay type tests and � inatiens. According to hi n false tests are the worst t teacher can give. "There is no need he assi have clear, definite question q inatiens. Indefinite question � dents in Psychology t Ir. Meadows has "illustrated" for i . of the depression by buy- R lls-Royce and discarding The �� Kiss Mary Hemphill Greene and V i atherine Cassidy stayed on the u during the holidays in order that they might vamp all of the He in ys a. the co-ed $ told that they were the most darir : flappers on the street and that thej have even introduced short dn i on our campus again, beside" ' ful corsage ! that A. M. She also re- her b I was foJl Th man, but she roll, and iht ' � ach: � � ted the B . A �. ca by the "Ameri-1 c. 0. ' Brain Society Presi Kill I dent Hoc d in Mr. Hollar's left hand while presenting the trophy to I Clyde B CO-ED STATISTIC ; th erlal vt i(in-ed ' Mr. Hollar � Hercules oi Aa Can Seat M �ninate. iht hand. iust received newi him in I t. urhest hair John 'naid Teachers Pet. listory of the Roman Clifton Crat rd are has been published am she has also b that her new 1 help reorganise the ment there. Mrs. Bhxton and I eoc king clai i e,ii, - �resent govern the freshman gave a banquet on war of Mr, Wilby Had n the eem- ! . . r holidays. v. has just found it necessary to withdraw from her work he rest of the term s -h,� v, Musical. �. Boo Easi Bigge I eater. Charles Edwards- Biggest Ladies' lished and that Harry DaU Best Politu m ted to Rnu, to fweether1 pre Most Daahi Athome, a bo was i pus during the Ea oe 11 � u. ��' . t I IV Jltl � U V. .t 1 111 �; putting mto the heads of the students pn Miss Annie 11 ides that it is possible U. smoke jf)� h,n. t.( lUra(.t ,vhilo sht, is away on the campus and get by with it. vi, ,va. lv,ently trn; , s Hooper was visited by the I ,h( s.iurls moit t$moos musician. i prince Of Wales last week. He came g t.x.elr m paying the piano and I a-k her to be his bride. Imagine j VK,in. picking the guitar, the banjo heart broken feeling when an,i the ukelele as v.ell as being able trned that she was already secretlyj, iirW geveral of the wind instru- ,Mi.l to Mr. Ned Kensaw of Green-l vHe. N. C. j Miss Ruth I'onnewitz said that her ; Miss Jenkins has decided that it j ,V;1n for going to Oklahoma daring :� Ljoes no good to advertise for enter-j u,iiay xvas that she heard there tainments so she has given un hatjvui anl,t 7 � to every woman .n out campus and started coach-j ,Vt an( .he p'ainiy admitted that �I I ing �basketball la the Greenville Hghjhe waj looking for a "cow-puncher" ; School. for a husband. �cn rt iuui , rvinm: u ai lOllv, " � �� � �v v-�it mmnlption oil ia t in&tnll Mvoitim an .1 � and reforms his plans.�Young. rv are very fond of jnose Fool me no fools.�Bulever. Now will I show myself to have more of the serpent than the dove; that is, more knave than fool.�Marlowe. A fool must now and then be right by chance.�Cowper. Fired that the house rejects him, "S'death; I'll print it, And shame the fools�Pope. glasses and frock tail coats. They usually borrow the coats from a neighbor. They are crazy about banquets and after dinner speeches, the speech gives 'em longer to eat. They are said to be harmless, and they look it. Sometimes by a little teasing from a flapper, they'll scamper off through the tall grass and back again as though they want to play . . . but ii is not safe to play with them. They are not fit for pets. The married ones always make the best husbands. En concluding his talk Dr. Sh urged the teachers in his departme� to give more five in preference to tb other grades. MRS. McKEAN ENTERTAIN THOSE WHO REMAIN FOB THE EASTER HOLIDAYS Mrs. McKean entertained the dents who remained en the for the holidays at a house rZ Atlantic City last week-end T guest all report a delightful time m swimming, skating, golf in K ing, checkering, K��"2f �ng. boating, and pokering College for the recent completion ofjtention is to install aviation ae a re- an experiment that has already en- jqUjred course in our curriculum as lightened Emsteina theory. She vH)son u she learns the particulars of it. explain her experiment to all who wish it. �. I teal at a recent banquet given by King George, was insulted by some- one mistaking him for Calvin Coolidge The result was a fight between an Earl and Mr. Deal of which the Earl hears tht evidence. Miss Ella Thompson has at least Red Flanagan M. at ere; h ' 1 � Fleming- Laziest. Red Pei B rg r. Robert Harris M Bill Hearne Most pi John Hodges -Moat awkward. 1 te Hunsucker- Worst all an and. James Burton James Most bashful Charlie King Moat I 1 illiant Alfred Me I.aw horn� WaddeH Milla Biggest feet James More M t b �� tus. Billy Xeslut Dumbest. Andy Ni heartless. Ah Van Nortwick Worst mono- tone, Henry Ogle, by l'unk.st nort. Sam Quinnerly�Bet athlete. Charles Rumley� Mayhew Sawyer- Must graceful Diury Settle Must polite. �latie Spain- Meeket. C. M. Thomas�Most comical. Eric Tucker�Moj-t humble. Flossy Tyson�Most fickle. Ge rfro Wilkerson Most conceibstf, I. u. Wood� Most congenial. Preacher Woodard� Biggest rogue. Mr. Wooten- Bjggeal baby. Mi s Margaret Sammon is just out of the Greenville jail, where she was put for disorderly conduct on the streets and for the operation of a saloon on a small scale in the Y brows- ing room. - Miss Graham has just issued a pro- clamation 10 the girls of E. C. T. C. decided what her life must be. She j saying that it � now compulsory for has become the lights of Broadway. Ith.m to sit in tne back of the audi- Mr Picklesimer has recently an- tonum with the co-eds every period that they are not on class; also that (Continued on Page 3) Mi nounced his intentions of taking his Geography 12 class on an airplane tour to the Alps. Someone offered 1HE FAR OFF HILLS" IS GREATEST FLOP OF SEASON. Although the students of the college were warned against attending the performance of the Abbev Theatre Irish Players by Miss Jenkins and other members of the facultv, nianv students attended. Before the end of he first act the players were plaving o an empty house. It was "ui t a waste of time, and energy to tor this entertain ment. prepare nuMMlfi� i v I OLD SHOES-We Buy The ! lem Due to the shortage of leather incurred by the- incessant use of cows at E. C. T. C. we now obtain our leather supply from old shoes Goodyear Shoe Shop New Shipment Of Wooden Shoes MostFlexible and Guaranteed To Cause Corns, Bunions and Blisters- Mostly Blisters Your Shoe Store Coburn Shoe Store 1 w Over Goat In Other Parts of The World r the p i (�- mi hi Mahal m Gha King of Kiurlain Ireland ha b lependi nl nal i Greenvi Yale I i sem out N. C. teai hei rnor and �e the oni I 0 $ 49c Sweaters For $9.98 They Ravel Immediately 1! Not Sooner We Cater To The College Girl The Smart Shoppe "We Cater To The College Girl" DEFEVTED a Goal ' iHlss Mor- al , hould � that have re- ! I ey or (,i v, Around The World With I � � night she dated 'pj ir�i�iiiltv 'incnvUle. Any news 1 ' � I concerning her �hira ����� will be ectatod very much as Mr. M. L. A right i��y admits that he can think of nothing eise. they must ride to and from all classes j Wr Wnnnznn T,ms reerntly grrvn (Coiuinuti! Prom Pace 2) Mi that ith the co-cd Given A Free Pair of Shoes With Extra Tack In Every Heel With Each Purchase of Purple Woolen Hose Here's Where Th( Co-Eds Are Buy ing Those Concomitantly Striped Ulsterettes Alumnae ti . . : nah evolution. Be � Willis le '�� an Island in th she hones to be i !h re. le �� is will ever contai ind with as much Ma i a he has Gu 5sie Kuykendall i a the Pea Aud � tig of : :i w rong whili in a music i � Thomas, having been r. one is ex � since it Mi "department STO R E I i' ace Gardner, wl en : I h i e b � hose smoking. I Lionel and John Ba i Lobby April I 1932 to u in has put her practice by b lmm I . um ENVU.LC, r-j c. e May Be in the ?graph Programs. 3 music Uu aughl �. the un d ai down t he I a ! t isemi at. j lor wi has receni ta is wash woman at fa m - Rn .(ays in � decide whether . ' i kem as his wife or tence at Atlanta. ' - -ii, "Send �; to peace. '��� '�� given a gallon of haracteristici of re is it? Well, Ragsdale hall, spent the holidays well all by him- " S ' I i moon and � s after Mrs. him. a, having decided I des" should be pre- souvenir for the future Iced the permission of I it occupy one corn- of ' Hall parlor. Miss Mor- too glad to grant the re- g that it would furnish eats needed when the par- Arsen Lupin a I idy? i i c New Shipment of Watches� SOLID BRASS (Guaranteed Not To Turn Gold i ) ! ! ) i W. L. BEST College Jeweler ! Try Our Imported Foods. Our Buyers Are Stationed In All Foreign Ports THE GREENVILLE CAFE Have You Tried The New ) PROMENADE? I Not A Walk But An Aid Even Better Than The Ladies Ade Lautare's T T H E E A T R . N. ( for all !� � who wish to major in I I i you are interested in the v. . a I the Chamber of � , s, and informational I j j w ill be forwarded u ;� . R. J. Slay � " ;i m0 � , he is also an t. Du ! B the huiiJayti 1 iced a pw 1 ' i art hat will live tnrough the ajn Mr ! i I E ' lhe painted "The whole town n . Wilson has not Bowen's Lanvin, Patou, Louiseboulan'gr and Other Parisian De : i rs Will Be With Us For The I st of The Year. We As a Shoppe and You As Our Patrons Are For tin; ate In Receiving The Personal Attention of These Shop In Amei ica's Paris Diekerson Avenue Bow en's ieen seen or re ently voted the ill re ind student of K. C. T. 0. b dy at a mass nieet- the president, Miss V. Uo re. � Bi td her, Mrs. MeKean. and Smith have been shipped from of night riding 'i E. N I, Mr. Williams, and - Morris and Smith, Mr. A. A. Mr. Wade Holmes, Mrs. C. Cockrell, Mr. Pomes, and Mrs. caught a 22n pound fish in k Creek S - during the holi- A ROMANCE -eeher Flanagan and Aimee Semple McPherson, whose engagement has just been announced. i ����������P! �� REPORTORIAL STAFF. Y. W. C. A.�Eli7.al.oth Denny. Poe Society�Catherine Flauyher. Emerson Society- Annie C Baker. L&nier Society- Myrtle G. Hodges. Senior ("ass Lelia Ellen Belk. Junior Class Bertha Walston. Freshman Class- Clyde Morton. "C" Class Ruby May. English Ckih Nina Walston. Athletic Asso Grace Williford. Alumnae Katherine Wahl. Co-ed t tab- George Wilkerson. Mask Dept. Bertha McKinney. BECKY CURTIS ROBBED. Treasurer of Stationery Store Strip- ped of Everything. These are bare facts said be- wildered Reeky as she related the story to police. "A tall handsome man, wearing something over his face (a smile per- haps) that shielded his intentions, walks over to me and says, 'Stick 'em up, you 1 handed him a bottle of glue, thinking that was what he want- ed to buy. He veils louder and says, 'Your hand, dumbbell, your hand Then I became excited. I thought he wanted to marry me�SO I threw my arms around his neck and started to sob. He tried to throw me loose from him tut i stuck tight you see. I Pres. Forced to Resign For Selling Liquor (Continued " P�f� ) to and from the building. Miss Wad- Ungton finally broke down and con- fessed all. She said she and Mi ' j Bowen have been acting as rum runners for President Wright for five! and one half months. She staled that i he had wrecked her ear a number of time while she was bringing in her cargo hut had always managed to evade the officers. She and Miss j Bowen are under a $5,00.00 bond. No definite report has been made as to whom will fill Mr. Wright si place, but it is rumon d that Mr. I. W. : Wood will be our next president. o� Connie Mack Is The i ew Coach at Co (Continu �! from Page 1 NOSE RINGS COACH R C. DEAL New Coach at College Co Deal is forced to give U. posi- tion as coach; Connie Mack takes his place. A. G. WALTERS Jeweler Don t Qotice! New Styles In Jewelry 'l " j BOTTOMLESS SHOES � " They Save The Sole. Let Us Give You A Pair Smart Footwear Griffin Shoe Co. Hair Straightened Mr. Wood began to search the annals ! of baseball until he came across the name of Connie Mack. Secretly he j entered negotiations with this great coach and today the fruits of his work!LOllg Hair Guaranteed; We Guarantee Permanent . DISFIGURATION Our Beauty Experts Are Most Skilled Operators From Mars Let Them DEFORM Your Face With Pleasure will be seen when Connie steps down from tlie train to coach th Teachers. Mr. Mack is bringing along some his old players just to show the b y- what they are going to be up again I as soon as they enter the big league. Among these players are Babe Ruth, thought he was testing my affection j Pepper Martin, and Gehrig. Finally he put his arms (or hand): Mr. Wood says that Connie Mack around my neck. I thuoght he was'and the retinue will arrive of the loving me; bur he cut my breathing j Norfolk Souther Train a1 ten o'clock; At this point of the story. Becky therefore Dr. Wright has decreed thai t cried a little louder and then added Ithere be do classes this moring but that, everybody be at the station to give the big boys a hand. In One Night CINDERELLA BEAUTY PARLOR between sobs. "I I kissed him as I was falling to the floor And after further questioning, she continued; "1 don't want the goods and money hack; he can have 'em; but 1 do want him, and phase officers bring him back to me c nnie has looked over the prospects for the team and .ays that by addjr a few f his old players be should please, turn out a winning team here easily, md that the next world championship Painless Dentist Dr. Hurt U. Pain DR. ML B. MASSEY Editor's note: Notorious Charles jwill probably go to the Teachers ilia: King and Gangland and dim Cumm- j is unless Winterville develops a strong ings are being held a- suspects. It W team also. Ginn of the underworld cannot hi found. WHITE'S -o E. C. T. C. Students To Broadcast April 1 SPONSORED BY PTF Representative East Carolina Teachers College will broadcast from station WPTF, Raleigh, N. C, Fri- day. April 1. at 10:15 A.M. 1 he fob jT � �" i n �i Vii. iv .I i , - �� �"� � Jnsi On ftforo Chance Annie be. Brya Piano Duet- Chop Sticks�Cullie Stafford, Hemby Burnette, Why Did I Kiss Thai Girl�I. W. W. anied at the piano by Lillian SeRz. Somebody Loves Me�Henriette ( i owe. Violin Selection- -Caroline Tyson. Quaretel Let the Rest of the World Co By Maybew Sawyer, Ruth Moore, "Pete" Hunsucker, Mildred Ives. Duet Call Me weetheart, Call Me j in the midsl of the Faculty with no one to claim i Everyone is positive that it - either Mr. and Mrs. Cum- mings' 01 Dr. and Mis. Adams Five Cent Hose Special For ONE DOLLAR iIV In The Heel of Every Pair WHITE'S THE VANITIE BOXE Fifth Street Telephone 31 Dog Sale Come In And See Our Preferred Stock In DOGS All Pedigreed lints, Bui Pedi- grees Not Sold Big White Dojrs Or Little White Dogs Jusl What You've Leon Looking For For Miludie's Boudior Smart Footwear Go To LOWE'S For A Hat How Do You Like That There Is One Better They Also Will Give You A Sweater LOWE'S GUARANTEED TO FLATTER YOU! PICTURES FADE IMMEDIATELY! fakers Studio Evans Street, Greenville, N. C. I W. T. GRANT CO. WHO ARK ITS PARENTS? The above baby was recently found I;i!imr. Call Me Dear Mvra Skull, ��Alt Hugh Tucker. College Song�Student Body. Thoughts and Meditations Wake Forest Hoys Are Given Cool Welcome Leonard. Slraup. Kendrick, Smith and Poplin Address Y. W. C. A soft bed, reading and interesting book, and listening over my radio to a hut dance orchestra. Why did 1 give it up to 11 me off here? I'm com- fortable and have enjoyed it so far. hut I'd love to te back there now. Y( a see, my bed at Essie is so com- fortable that it's hard t give it for any oth r anywhere. I don't know what I'll do when I have to go back home during the summer I can't leave my bed. The only solution I see is to go to summer school. Then, too, I have to study here and at home. Why can't a visit he nice and peppy like a day there? The teachers there are so kind that they give lecture courses so we won't have work to do. and then pass us all be- cause they don't like to grade exami- nation and test papers. Here's a secret, I don't believe they know how.) Here, I have to go to bed at nine an I miss all the best radio programs. Now that new radio in my room at school, you know, gives the programs clearly and without the least static. Gee, to be able to listen to that night club onhestra at two-thirty once again. It will be aeons before next Thursday. Sometimes, like tonight, I think I can't stand it Yon cannot imagine the remorse of the E. C. T. C. girls on hearing that Wake Pores! Boys were to Speak at Y. W. C. A. vespers, Sunday evening. March 20th. As they strolled to- wards the dining hall for dinner, not a. girl tinned to ga.e upon their fair (WTION BLUES. As I sit here lt in a big arm-chair listening to the "Eskima Night Chili" broadcast, my mind wanders back to Essie Tessie. How I hated to leave the place just for this short while! I long to be back there, curled in nivbnU�'� � should have seen the angry and disgusted looks on the faces of the . tudents when they enter- ed the dining hall f��r dinner. As everyone knew that these boys were to have charge of the program, no one attended the services, except a their duty to support their brother in time of distress. After a .hort program of two hours, the few faithful ones, who were stir f tresent breathed a sigh of relief. Although, the delegates desired to re- main overnight, the girls were anxious for their departure; nevertheless, the president dutifully asked them to at- tend the cabinet meeting, the dele- gates and president were the sole at- tendee at the meeting, for the other members had no desire to be with the visitors. Having received such a cold wel- come, the Wake Forest boys felt obligated to return to their campus immediately, but not soon enough to please the girls here. The opening of NEW ARCADIA April 1st, 1932 We Are Giving Away a Spring Outfit To Each College Girl. Come Early and Take Your Choice HOOP-SKIRTS PLUMED HATS LYSLE HOSE MESH BAGS Ladies tore "�� 4 SPPXTAL OPENING TO COLLEGE GIRLS ONLY We Expect 5000 E. C. T. C. Students To Visit Us This Day No Sales Will Be Made For The Remainder t ! � i i i i i i i i ! I i t I Williams Ladies Store of The Year. Our Stock Will Be On J Display In The Garden j FLOWER (ed silk) HUMMING BIRD (hose) I and ready made CLOTHES are our J Specialties i Dancing Will Be Enjoyed From 8.00 P. M. To ! 6.00 P. M. Delicious Ice Courses Served j Free During Intermission t OUR SLOGAN�Sen ice With Satisfaction Guaranteed su18IlaD3I Visit Us After April 1st, 1932, In Our New Quarters The City Noises Will Not Disturb You. Shop In Quiet Among The Clouds, 42 Floor Demi-Tasse Building SUBI19D3W I Stop With Us McKay-Washington Co. Millie and Ella had a fight during the holidays. Ella said the cigs were Chesterfieds, but Millie fought to prove that she was smoking nothing stronger than Old Golds. Let Us Run Down The Heels of Your New Shoes- No Extra Charge. City Shoe Shop FORBIDDEN� Sitting In Drug- Store Without a Boy FORBIDDEN� Council Meeting Over Once a Month Business Is Not Sufficient For More Meetings more FORBIDDEN� i NOT FORBIDDEN� To See Barbara Stanwyck In CAPITOL THEATRE Monday and Tuesday I i �tm