d Service i c ARES ‘ } T TO LOOK DR EASTER sit |LAMS £S STORE” RSDAY AY MERRY-GO- ANCING FEET” | SATURDAY GOES ‘ROUND” nr - Rochelle Hudson UME ! oem an ante en asta sam -— — <<. ' APRIL FOOL ISSUE | i] i ALL IN FUN om ere rmmommommemmemmen: & ' : 6 Saooor COASTAL MARRIAGE UNIVERSITY BLUESTOWN, N. C., TODAY, APRIL FIRST, TWENTIETH CENTURY NUMBER — TIN SORORITIES TO BE Giff ALLOWED ON THE CAMPUS OF E. . 7. C., wea Prevails That Week off] ° i a three Sororities Will Be Permitted | a and Wilson Hall Will House | Ultra-Conservative Them | two FACTIONS EXPRESS VIEWS Dr KW. Rebarkes Barks Against Intreduction of Sororities; Miss <. ]. Davis Fosters Them va volley of arguments is those presented by the Miss ¢ n to permit three | 1 Tt was} nthat Wil } Delt uterviewed by our reporter today. vis” Dr. ReBarker said, “should HUBERT REBARKER | eure to drink, smoke, cuss, and cut neral before entering a vear college. Hence, why he base ulterior motive ding name, soror- am against any nm found When verfect as the one ir campus, it makes ‘for Liberals’ to en- hers, SALLY RAND WILL PERFORM HERE =: Famed Dancer's Last North ""s° they've received to accept the} Carolina Act To Be At This School EASTER HOLIDAYS, Now Would Harm Term’s Work CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS SAID TO BE ENOUGH | Students Prefer To Remain On Campus Anyway | 1 | At a recent mass meeting the student body unanimously voted to jeeve the Eas The holic ster Holidays cancelled. ys were scheduled to be- | It seems that the majority of stu- dents feel that the holidays would | come just about the time they were getting interested in this term’s right on with their studies than go home. The feeling is also preva-! i Christmas were enough to be offered} during any one school year. Many faculty members seemed to | j urged the students to spend the week-/ stay on campus, and in spite of the holidays and rest a while from their! fgin April 9 and end April 15. | smoking. NTS CANCEL STUDENTS SHALL PREMIER PLAYING LORRAINE FINDIM SMOKE SOON OF PICTURE HERE JS ELECTED QUEEN Dr. Meadows and Miss Morton “Romeo and Juliet” Will Show Draw Up Bill Stating Official Permission Granted COUNCIL MEMBERS ALL SIGN; SHEARER AND HOWARD TO Only Requisite Attached is That None Smoke in Private At the recent convention of North Carolina Student Councils smoking} was discussed in detail. Many prob- lems were presented and solved. No schools in North Carolina allow} ture “Romeo and Juliet” will have It was reported tha after Dr. Meadows and Miss Ann| theater. Morton heard this they said action! ment has not as vet been set as the would be taken at once. It is the custom of East Carolina | pleted. : ene: work, and they had rather continue) Teachers College to have as much individuality as possible. Dr Meadows and Miss Morton, as soon! featured in th (lent that the holidays we had for) as the Banquet was over Saturday, night, drew up an agreement. and the Chef of Police. meeting of council. Each council member got up ov rushed over to the mecting. some discussion each member agree across and sign her name. , : It) ing here for the show. was signed by the Justice of Piece} expressed how much they were look- 2 : \ . Miss Mor-|ing forward to the event and to} line bine es | think it best for the students to take| ton then sent notes to each council spending several days as guests « SCHOOL AGREES 10 ae ay: ae ayn act | the college. Many other stars are| \that she is in love. Others think i z Bes |a rest, and have in several incidents} member’s room and called a special of bed, very much excited, and, Gable and many others. s After | necessary for many of them to make Girls May Keep Late Hours On ai 4 ee 1q| the trip by plane. Le RS ye : oe : eee: the — Franei 5} made to get the picture was because | - re P py | Edge: ras » firs’ come : SS, | daily routine, they insist that they) Hdgerton wa: ne Tst to come) the play was written by William! Tae eee ed Wa neeKore sande an | Beauty Of Junior Wins Title of For First Time at | June Queen for Her College Beauty MAY DAY IDEA IS DISCARDED June Day To Replace May Day; Exercise Will Add to Commencement BE PRESENT AT OPENING |Many Other Stars Expected to Appear on Campus at | That Time | Next week there will be a umani- mous vote by Miss the students to elect The program committee proudly issued a notice that the famous pic- Lorraine Findim as June Queen. tlits premier showing in our college The date of the entertain- making of the picture is not yet com- vout decid d the thinkers he have June jump up a me Norma Shed as Juliet and A 4 : Dav Festivals this (eke Wows Engin Sali ai: row. Telegrams ie have been received from both of the eee mee on campus and was chosen stars that they are anticipating be- They both Some sus- LORRAINE FINDIM : Queen for that reason. |pect that the lovely glint in her | that since she is only nineteen years es ey — rawford| | old, the above mentioned affair is ut; Robert Taylor, Irene Dunn, Clark | Ags ota ern Paar og It will be} captivating charm of her eyes, how- | ises will be for some a sad expe e and for i \others a happy one. This excercise Needless to say, the student body) will add color to the process of graduation, since both will take Night of Dance The reason such an effort was) Shakes ison | : z hakespeare and since all the stu-| Garber this year; since they so| standing of our college tto grow. Why, I ask ld we replace a new shiny one, if to the trouble of g out the rusty peg? Or to y, the students on this Sally Rand, the world’s most fa- mous fan dancer, will present dance program here in the campus} is 1 be heard and not “ What we need is more talk] presented to a group of prospective lese action. teachers, who are supposed The well-liked Dean of Women| up on modern heroes and heroines, mined his fist down on his straw]not only of literature, but je this last statement.| rhythm as well. ng Dr. Rebarker’s Many of our sister state institu-| gente want or need the vacation, and| would rather continue with their a; usual work and forget that the holi- i days were ever schednled. nae Res ‘ So instead of having the spring! building ae April 7, at $:30 o'clock. | holidays, the students win a Since Miss Rand is so well known,! with their classes, and from the last it seems quite fitting that she be| report it is doubtful if any one will) leave campus unless an emergency to be| occurs which makes it almost impos- sible to remain. , a *"| DENNIS HAS POETRY PUBLISHED The agreement read: Henceforth and forever more at East Carolina Teachers College smoking will be encouraged in pub- lice by Miss Morton, Dr. Meadows and the Student Council. Girls the final step, and the most! difficult is having girls sign the agreement. As soon as these girls agree to sign the petition smoking will be allowed anywhere. The only restriction connected with this is—any girl caught smoking alone or after lights are out will serve | “ tions have welcomed Sally Rand's! == a three weeks restriction. wed sformances, The school takes © Mr. Thomas Dennis is proud to] Since Miss Graham is a great oe tatement, “I announce that one of his poems is promoter of this petition she has East in Greenville Teachers College toleause it is stly and com-| nymph like dancers, ike to say that we] appreciate my program.” of at least 49 six fraternities When a student he expects to have a i tim It is up to us teachers sre that they have the time of their lives ‘Entirely too much emphasis has teen placed on studying in the past, snd] firmly believe that it is more tant for a student to know how +. and look cute than to know in the Revolutionary War.” the evacuation of Wil- ave been begun, and it at the girls will begin » over there in a few It seems; rolled in socially inactive human beings. | All students will be admitted Out-siders are welcomed for a quar- ter. ter mind. EASON-WEST The marriage of Wae West of Hollywood, Cal. to Robert Eason of Greenville was solemnized on Saturday, March 14, in the Little Church Around the Corner. Mae was a member of the class of 7°37.) and is at present a social worker | in the slums of New York City. After June 1, Mr. and Mrs. will make their home on 12 Avenue, Chiced, necticut North) the sharks Carolina. PAGE PULLS PULITZER PRIZE of the 1936 Pulitzer Prize nat last published in the 2 irmer, authoritative ma 5 he beauty and poetry of country) sign the petition. a school with many) life. The poem is entitled “A Cow's who can really View of Sunrise.’ that her idea of a teacher's college! course four yee isn’t the ancient one of long-faced, Achieve Fame taught by Miss Austin Hall. Eason) from now on. 5, Con-| visitors are warned against teasing | They are) | | very dangerous. ? freshman Engli s ago, “How the Thomas has placed one hundred copics of the last issue of the Pro- gressive Farmer in the lobby of Students are urged to take them and read his poem. NOTICE Fishing in the lake is forbidden! Also, students and) and whales. 1 formal banquet of Phillysophical So- hillydephia Tuesday v . when Alvah F prize for the best advice n problems facing Americans to- lay. Mr. Page’s book was a five volume affair of “How to tell your Frieads from More Assinine Crea- tures” and is hailed as the best treat- ment which has been published on the cubject in forty years, i. e., since harlie Cobb's prize winning book ‘ semilar topic “How to Keep i Reverting to Tree Climbing,” was published by the Renfroe Print- Dr. E. ©. Hollar accepted the presidency of Harvard University this morning, after a frantic effort on the part of the Harvard aughor- ities to find a brilliant, upright, and honest man to fill the vacant ehair in the president’s office. Although efforts have been made p affair out of the papers, it is known that the preceding presi- dent Dr. Bill Hearne, @ former stu- 26 Company of Greenville, N. C., dent it this college was by| 4:30 A. M. listening for the third Page's beck is now in the sixth] the Board of Trustees when, fol- step of the stairs to squeak. lowing the precedent, he went the way of the trangressor and for ob- vious reasons was unable to appear at a formal dedication of the monu- ment to the late Miss Onie Greene Cockrane who died recently because of poor eyes and feet while doing search work in the Shakespearean Library there. According to popular rumor Dr. Hollar is well fitted to hold down the chair. a dent at Harvard College and is fa- ti miliar with the lay of the land in- cluding the pit where _— of a : it. ¥orld's masterpieces, the outstand-| younger generation make eir p! 3 ue one ot which is his review of ava In =< Dr. _ Poe delson’s Y About| ployed as etary va _ — a Faent. This he feels, will be a great Peas. edition. Statistics chow that more ies have been bought by college rs and students than by any sup in the professions. It ted that ministers and Sun- YS ichers will soon head Mr. Page’s first at- 1k on social problems but critics already say that, except- ing Mr. Cobb’s book, it is unsur- Pasted for its research studies, and tre liberary touch. His other Works have been of a more serious hature, dealing with Baby Dump- Tings, Henry, and reviews of the glycerine. Greenville delved more ‘Hollow Heads At Harvard aid to him in his knowledge of pres- idential affairs and of how to carry out the duties of president of s0 large an institution of higher learn- ing. He expects to keep the posi- ing tion at least seven years because of the fact that Dr. Hollar goes out only one night in every seven years, the last time being Saturday night when Mrs. Holler was awake until SAFE-CRACKING IS TAUGHT It seems incredulous that so gen- tle a professor as Dr. Slay should teach his students to be robbers, but go be it. It seems that in his chem- istry class he has taught the art of safe-breaking with the use of nitro- Two of our co-eds h decided to try out the results of their labor. The results, it has been learned, is that Hyatt Forrest and George Willard are now in the city lock-up for blowing the safe of and Trust Co. ne ON) ting the girl Thomas was en- yy Writing Verse’ Mamie E. Jenkins. She has since been his counselor after paying the usual fee of $1.00.; and helper, and has been instru- mental in showing him that it is ithe duty of a genius to share with the world the workings of the mas- deeply into this sub- ften been a stu-| ject. After extensive experimenta- sag jon in the science laboratory they se heen granted the priviledge of let- check by her office to Will the follow- ing girls sign as soon as possible: Caroline Riddick, Julia Peterson, sh} Mildred Fuller, Betsy Grubb, Joy to} DeLotch, Cornelia Scott-rock, E Edmundson, Elizabeth Peoples, “Darling” Ruby Mae Jones, Hadi- lene Coley, Ada K. Hedgepath, Ber- ja Sheppard, Jeenette Edwards, Ida K. Heir, Mary Hooks, Ruth Laughlin, Ruth Fisher, Berlyne Ho- ward, Margaret Norman, Ruth Styron, Mary Helen Hammond, Ruth Cagle, Anne Campbell, Mel- rose Gardner, Onie Green Cockrum, Helen Jane Tailer, Sara Carraway, Charlotte Lee, Sara Lee Yates, Ruth | Truslow, and Lola Holt. A copy has been sent to Hazel Barbee to be signed and returned. LAST UNCOVERED President of Student Govern- ment is Shipped she had got in. When called to council Miss Jen ave she hadn’t been caught before. does not come as a shock to the stu: the zabeth Morris, Sammy Adler, Chessy | Ellen Jenkine was shipped from college by the student council last Monday night for going night rid- Tt has been suspected for 2 good| United States to compete in the an- while that Miss Jenkins had been] nual Opympic Games, the next meet- Speed committing such an offense but it|}ing of which will be held next year had been impossible to catch her. It seems that she became a lit-| Speed tle bolder than usually one night] of the broad jumping team and will and climbed into a car at Five) also compete Pointe. The person who saw her| double bobsledding and skiing. was not quite sure that it was Miss} Mr. Speed left last week for his Jenkins but when she was return-| Florida training camp in the Ever- ing to school after having been to} glades. the show she saw Ellen get out of| Mutt, of the Seminale tribe, pre the car about the same place thee ars a vigorous season of Indian kins readily admitted that she had| cles, and mental discipline. been night riding, and also con-| fire water will be excluded from the feased that this wasn’t the first time] diet of the famouse athlete and he and she couldn’t understand why| will drink only directly from the The shipping of Miss Jenkins| springs for which the great city dent body, because many knew she] will permit no visitors. No more as|that section of the Everglades after : : gaa 5 lace on June 1. dents are familiar with his great) graciously played for our Soplio-|= 4 The students (all except seniors) work they would appreciate and en- é oa : s pt seniors Mabon. ‘more hop and for two sorority! y - 7 joy it to the utmost. j CE rity) will line up as usual in Wrong Sa eee : ne |dances. We've been keeping in close | Circle. The June Queen will then Posie ania os coe ed te touch with Guy Lonbardo all along. | take her place on top of the statue - jand success has come. Gus will|in the center of the circular pool be exchanged before the night of; place East Carolina Teachers Cok-iss the middla of W. i Gea the show. Further information| Jege on the top when he plays for) From tk ae : i ca Boag as to the date of the showing willl ine finale here. A comment by! gloriously ear tee as be given later, so watch the paper.) Guy is a credit to our school—‘It| that acs ee a othe tis bones Be sure to get your seat reserved at! icn’t that you tried to book me, but! of those Mdenis ho eraw ie the earliest day possible. Due to! that I've been trying to get the| with waiting for their pas to ei the crowd expected plans are being! chance to play for you for years.” | the C a tela: made to have the entertainment in eect F pean ee e e | It has been rather difficult for the) When the seniors, robed in their the Campus Building rather than! goeja] committee to decide upon an eaps and gowns, 2 Hie: Gaels ae Austin where the shows are usually’ orchestra; due to the fact, that Hal the . ena fuse : E given. Kemp, who played for the ™ 1 mpus Buildir Frolics last year as been biddi throw daintilv to the Que on the dances. . we had Hal flower that hag been pres to Kemp, it_seems the right thing to’ cach of them. This flower will do to let Guy come and play for the, signify all their trials and tribula- — sum. of Sateen . | tions while here. As they cast them ot only are we having a rather| away, each senior will emit a lon mye eed = but we 8 Cease sigh, and march tonal also having the dances open to the’ on, lined by Miss Jenkins consisted of public, angen hat Gnce | aeat ra |we'll enjoy a boy-break dance. MILITARY UNIT LED BY TUCKER to the ¢ MISS JENKINS WINS PRIZE | Miss Mamie E. Jenkins of the! English Department, recently at-; tended a meeting of the American} true-story writers, which was held | in Chicago. The program, as out-, various § ches « : vrite SL oe los Z| Heretofore, it has been necessary) temporaneous talks on “The eee for the girls to be in within an hour after the dance ends, but girls, we're, ing of my true-story.” ae ae East Carolina Teachers College| &°tU26 @ break. | “Try to ee say authorities, “by three a.m.” was very much elated over the fact that Miss Jenkins’ latest story My Jilted Suitors won the five hundred dollar prize at the convention. Miss} Sinclair for more Jenkins based her writing on her ex-j ter (mercenary or seasonal ). periences as a Freshman at Duke often as the quarter changes, you University. Whether or not her! may sec him with a waist-high, in- story came up to the requirements) fant-lookir freshman who is look- | The largest Military Unit in the south ie this year in operation at Pineland College under the direc tor of Col. Eric Tucker, a former No girl can count on Francis} student of E.C.T.C., Col. Tucker than one quar-| received his military training at As; this college and has since been fa- mous in army cireles. The ROTC, CMTC and CCC e fallen in the background and !as stated in our rhetorie books, it ing sear Iv into the ether to ne er mentioned wh State |is hard to say, but that matters lit- find wh e upper half of ther nits are spoken | tle, since she turned the five hun- animal looks like arzan”” seems Five hundred artillery jdred dollar prize over to the Eng-| to be doing ri r these ave been put into use. Five tl and two hundred officers lish Department to be spent for with the kid m “The Garden bound copies of “The True Story.” Spot. Oscar Offered For Olympics and new p | t superior FLAVOR FINDS FAVOR Dietitian Decides Diet for Dairy Ruby Lucas is now stranded on one of the islands, after an attempted Radio announcement this morn- ing from Internation Training Camps, Inc. stated that Mr. Oscar Oswald Speed, lately of Pactolus, Pitt County, will be offered by the Report has it that milk from cows grazed in a pasture of wild effort to get to the training camp. At the gate of the Everglades is 8) onions is for more healthy for grow- ing children than milk from cows sign which reads “No passage to the| ing 'y Training Camp is possible| more carefully pastured. Besides after the end of the rainy season|the additional nutritive value, which is now closed.” It seems that| caused by this excellent source of this notice was not taken into serious| vitamins and minerals, the flavor of consideration by the pursuing. the milk is greatly improved. Ex- She is now being treated rather] periments have proved that children cooly by the authorities and it will| who once hated milk now beg for it, be impossible for Miss Lucas to re when it is of a delicious, wild onion turn until after the ice breaks. flavor. At the Pitt Theatre Wednesday} For this reason the dietition of and Thursday will be shown slow | our college has had wild onions motion movies of the athlete and; sown on the front lawn, where the the masculine powers exhibited injec ws graze. Now that the demand his work-outs. Of particular inter-| for more milk is expected, a car est will be those pictures of the} load of the cattle will be arriving bobsledding. from Texas soon. This will insure Indications are that in 1940 the| against a shortage in the milk sup- laurel wreath will be placed once| ply. more on an American rather than eee a on late Chinamen and Ethiopians.; Problem: Why the sudden deser- Mr. Speed himself stated before his] tion of the “Y” Store by all the departure, “I am quite confident/ eligible boys around here! that America will-be proud to say| Solution: Find Rowena and place “Oscar Oswald Speed’ is one of my/her back by the counter, with her best foot forward! sons.” in Soochaw, China, in 1940. Mr. will make up the better part in the minor sports of His trainer Heap Big training consisting of fasting, pray- -|ing, war whooping for the leg mus- All noted Hot Springs of the section, -|was named. Mr. Heap Big Mutt had been continuously slipping out] canoes will be permitted to cross and going night riding, as well breaking many other rules. yesterday. Rumors are that a Miss ‘ Ae eas acl Tot, Page Dr. Flanagan Ces _A PECO HECO a ae oe TRAVE wirTu : ‘ gs a ae a nc na alg ga gpg RG a eS ee et Fe ae eae ee t € a . ' ( i ‘ ; ; | j i FR e t “ A ; h § f € t é ‘ 1 1 i 7 A é We : : oo ) B Pia “ < 4 4 is pe PRESS) table Qu : This Rag But the Staff Ji ‘ : : : : let us : | : z Clean tit ,| is wagon. Told My Brothet tart) Special Salel © fips = sae | sORTO Se Vile ind So oe ALL DARNE SE} = i | j | oe 3 colNcaT vEReMon | EDWARDS & BROUGHTON CO: | i “ \ i ; this with || » he hoped somebody The more elaborately darned enough to buy.a bale! ones are slightly more ex. i i pensive | time me and My sto Migsduri [aim go i} The G *buy hima bale of hay. Everything fr RALEIGH, N. C. TRIPE Gua STRIPED SUT fli ERATE PRICES— 4 4 sy had only been} fof hay for P.O. BOX i The BF TELEPHONE | loria Shoppe i x Ugementenyen cree th cars nnn ETRE FAD RETURNS ONCE MORE _CHARE ES HORNE, Druggist | ————_———____ andl Buy One of Our Attractive Little Hand Plows AID YOU IN PL ANTING YOUR WINDOW FLOWER BOXES They are in all colors so that you may mateh the flowers to b loom im vour boxes KITTRELL’S TO eee EL A PECO HECO eais Rr sunt ‘ rough G. B BEST’S JEWELRY s een | i vention oe Se : NICE FRESH SNAHS \ We sell anything but stationery—Buy i | | your next wood and coal from our THE SMART SHORE i canary seed department “ae | By - A. FRANK, Proprietor a ea = Page Dr. Rebarker ee | MR, LUDWIG WILLIAMS has just setae from Winterville with a new iu of Planters,.Plows and Wagons ~ DROP IN AND LOOK OVER OUR NEW STOCK Turner 3 a | T i \LUMNAE hr TO i$ NEWS i & eal RETURN FOR VISIT Nr. Eddie Duchin, a member of | he ) visited the campus | } : \ a few of his friends e t a cock-tail party | e penthouse ore} drove . Woe ea ‘ vy ty My Mice doy president took } s and then intro-| lee Ss the speaker of the Day. Miss Pitts,| biect wae “A Teacher's Hands, d What to Do With Them.” The meeting closed with a chant of the; college song by Mary Beale Parker,| Dick Turlington, D. R. House andj Annie Morton. H — | Iris Harrell many| I's sweethes 5, has vet ke her pick Staten and Tommy) a ad two confer-| Jeanette, ences with Many 1936 graduates teach inj down at the touching thought of; City Schools. Lib Wilson at Po-| home so near—and yet so far away. oan | The man who runs the Sticks does} Vick at Chocowinity; Linelle Clark at Todd's Cross; Jar ad of physical} i at Micro: ‘ov Hurdl ector at Kala-}¢ ¥ en imprisoned | s has been ac- t laureate of America. Say .. Moore has been] the Trae night) ar Edgerton sailed for Eu-! Wednesday, for the purpose of ig her M. R. S. degree from the Russian Czar. SWISS SWAMPS AND STICKS SEEN BY SENIORS Spanish Bulls Also To Be Encountered 0 a nitely of the bum| Ine., Cunard} ge of the Senior Washington is far as Seniors Instead of Wash- a will be the end in Clifton Crawford bas often ressed a wish to visit the salt -« there to see if their salt tastes like ours. He also wishes to leave the party for a few weeks and, dis- guised as a Volga boatman, drift down the famous river to hear the boatman sing the famous song. He doing research work on whether, unguardeed moments, they sing the same way that the olga Boatmen do who are this country. will be the first real arty will remain here teo rough and until the iad time to wire ney to replace the slot ma- de 19 A rus wilh t the itinerary while in Spi ae ee ca oe re em ee em ene CemE Ce 0 j old theme that becomes new when-| and Oscar and Margie. ever Spring rolls around. | the budding of the trees and the| will soon be inseparable: blooming of the flowers arrived rather late this time, indications| Doris, Francis and Margaret, lead one to assume that romance| Frankie and Johnnie, Buck and | will play a prominent role on the Chessie, | campus from now on. to mention some of the old stand-| James Dudley and Betsy, Cary and} ~| bys—couples such }and Louise, Alvah and Melrose,| and Gladys, Stanley and Ethel Lec | Jimmie C. and Sara Lee, Robert) Graham and Mary Beale, Jack N \F Swamps, are the Sticks. \the Seniors are expected to break | 4 pretty good business. | will be furnished nets with which} to eateh crayfish. country do this for sightseeing pay-| ment, giving the crayfish to the na- tives who make pickled pigs’ feet] from them. Germany is promised to every mem- ber of the expedition. of the chief delights and favorite pastimes of Chancellor Hitler. He ‘enough codperation for everyone to| the season’s games to be played on | | ) © the high spot, ain. A PECO HECO A Not-Yet-Touching Scene \ SIPS © TO-SOTTINESS i} | Professor is Found in Highly | ' Inebriated Condition | WIFE SUES FOR DIVORCE | | | Suggests | Council Takes Action; Installation of Nursemaids At last truth comes to the sur- face which indicates that Dr. Claude Simpson, A.B., M.A.. BAL. and Ph.D. newly of the E lish De t the etaid| | partment, is not all tha Miss Ellen! ‘faculty thinks he is. | Jenkins, president of the Student) !Government Association and Mr.) | Bill Aycock, president of the North} | Carolina Student Federation of La- | bor, while night-riding Friday night | ‘between 1:00-2:00 a.m, found Dr. Simpson in an abominable and ua- stable condition in the First Slough of the Tar River, beyond the bridge of Bethel highway. It seemed that Dr. Simpson was intoxicated, in- \ebriated, and drunk. Romance is in the Air The above sketch illustrates an|thia, Henry and Mary Katherine, Though) We predict that the following Allen and Mariana, George and Jack and Jeannette, Robert} and Valda, Billy and Judy, Bel- First perhaps it would be wise] mont and Carolyn, Fran and Lib, i r . Previous instances of this kind Toot/ in which Dr. Simpson was thought |to be involved have been investigat-| 1 more thoroughly and it has been nd Cornelia, and dimmie and Julia] found that heretofore he has become) as—Jimmie TD.) Lois, Chauncey and Frances, T ON SINKS = neer | Noted Da weet nd Margie, Sonny and Virgini Ethel, Primrose and Cyn-} Mae. | only tight, woosy, and high. He has been instrumental in establish-| ling the habit of regular cc parties at his Fifth Avenue pent- of his friends, Mr. The eure seekers wear snow OPENING BASEBALL from being mired in s to keep house and at those GAME PLAYED INSIDE Mr. and Mrs. Jasper Gulledge, (Continued from page three) z i land Mrs. Jimmie removed from} Soe ‘ | Dr. and Mrs. Leon Meadows, and Mr. E. L. Henderson. Mrs. Simpson, believing a woman furnished the vile stuff, has filed suit for divorce, charging alienation of affections. The one redeeming point in Dr, Simpson's favor which » quicksand bogs of the region. the! . Ei - of, the chairs were Many of z : * °"l scene of action, the Morrison team found it hard to compete with the “urther inland, beyond locals. Bo Farley was more than pleased with the apparent power of the bat- Several balls went deep : 5 | tingmen, The canals in Holland will be an-} . e : jin the embankment in the outfield, ther outstanding feature of the Members of the expedition that he has recently organized a : making curves through the lower | rip. : : windows, others putting moth holes 1 | Henry Hatsell, Clarence Cunning- Visitors to the} a A A ~ tham, Joe Braxton, Jimmy Johnson, | other improving the size of the air| worth ; through the velvet curtains, and stil ; : Chauncey Calfee, Jack jholes in the stage ventilators. Brock, Fran Ferebee, and | The infield was lined up with! Jordan. : three veterans at their old jobs—| Dr. Simpson would never have can be used in the trial is the fact) Young Men’s Temperance Union.} | The following are charter members :) Buek The about “eut-np” pi other than Miss 3 appear in the who will \interesting feature of Miss Wood’s performance is her elaborate cos-} tume which was designed and con-| structed by Miss Francis Sinclair. | Miss Wood goes into her dance as| a real professional although she} makes her debut Friday night prior} to the show. Miss Wood later ex-) | hibits her versatility by imitating ithe “Call of the Wild,” cracking | pecans with one tooth, and training gold fish to change scenery between acta. been apprehended and arraigned before justice had it not been for the missionary spirit of Miss Jen- Jimmy Johnson, Baxter Ridenhour, An elephant ride in the wilds of} | and Lefty Dunn, and a newcomer, Floyd Hinton, held down first base. Hinton, second in the batting aver- age, is one of the fastest men on the nine, and seems to be a fine pros- pect. Since no one attends the base- ball games anyway, the players were : arolina. : si not bothered by superfluous posts, Ethel Vick, president of the Sen-! moving objects, and other junk; and | This is one is also very fond of pigsticking. The fattened pigs are often imported from the eastern part of North ior Class, admits that she has never! pocause of the great opportunity ite went out much, but that if every | euarding college are eels works together, they can get! \icors are planning for the rest of | property, one make the same break at the same), the mezzanine floor of the Campus | time, and save embarrassment to all.| Building. Have Your Horses Properly Shod So You Can Go To Town See us for particulars COBURN’S WARNING: If you must play— i It is strictly against one to flirt with these girls, and customers caught doing so will be thrown out on their left ears. 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Seth Mooe that girls should not wear red dresses to the fight be- cause most of the Spanish bulls have myopia and cannot distinguish In other words, a skirt may be mistaken for a bull- fighter’s main article of defense, a8 well as that of an innocent wom- Do it in the WHY STORE Instead of cluttering up the halls with your nonsensical idiosyncracies— AND BESIDES Our dating facilities cost us money so why not help us use the first coat of i We Have The Latest in Televisioned, Self-Controlled PHILCO RADIOS Priced In Reach of College Girls ALBERT GASKINS Carolina Sales Corp. varnish SPECIAL CORPS OF ENTERTAINERS EM- PLOYED NIGHT AND DAY Open — 6:00 a.m. to 6:05 a.m. NOTICE! 7 6 { ' 0 NWE ARE ORGANIZING A KNITTING CLASS FOR ALL COLLEGE GIRLS AND OLE MAID SCHOOL TEACHERS ee Lessons will be absolutely free. The only requisites for membership are a gossiping tongue and of eager ear. We are of the opinion that all scandals should be thoroughly aired and no deep dork secrets left undiscovered. lll interested in becom ing a member of our closs apply at [eee Blount-Harvey ducational Leade : Guest of the Presid the Collea SPEAKS TO STU T BODY AN EN D D Discussion Is Theories At and P n you . with educate ted in J your frir »body « rmine hieveme (Plea SENIOR NORMAL CL SCORES WITH THI “Agatha,’’ ‘The Thre “Leap Year Bride’’ q Excellent Prog Gne of the tx act pla sented ue Austin At Between ¢ - Agatha,” by an Threshold,” by 1 MacCauley; and “A Bride.” by Leslie M. 1 cal numbers using t talent were given. Betty Herring, “Agatha,” a play of days, gave the audienc interpretation of a ¥ who would not hav changed from a beau “Agatha” to that of war gencral who was line Richardson and 4 played the parts of Angela, sisters of Aga of the father who insit ing heroes of the wa his daughters names by Billy Tolson. Hig by Roberta Brant friend, the Confedera played by Bill Sled firm rt, as did gerald who took the Merriman, the dashi young man in Law University, who cam childhood _ playmatj Smith gave good se rack, the n butle “The Threshold” with an unusual vie an old lady’ _ Adams) seeing death from this world to the could forever bq might have been.” (Please turn to