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TECO
EAST CAROLINA TEACHERS COLLEGE
April Fool
YnUMK 111
GREENVILLE N. ( IKIDAV APRIL 1ST, VXYJ.
NUMBER 13
Largest University Of World Here As
Result Of State College and E. C. T. C. Uniting
Mental Research Laboratory
Of E. C. T. C. Established
PERFECTS AND SECRETLY IN-
ST ILLS MINI) RE !1N;
MAC RINE
Tli- mind reading machine recently
installed on the campus ol Cast Caro-
. r ach : G liege by The M ntal
Research Laboratory will record si
lently and secretly the th ughts of an
persi n who passse neai it, with ut
being aware of the i reseno
i hine.
On April first, after three dajrs �
operation, its secret chamber was
p. bj IV fessor Strohl. Pi E -
sor Strohl revealed i nlj par
had beei record L
Presidi nl Wright was think thai
11 ackers and tudi nt - sh uld � �
spend thi time playing In ge an
lis'enin' to Amos an' Andy.
Miss Ola R ss mine
s�
passed
(100
she hu a twin sist
lh : W m � :
Dr. M� i ' "1 i
I : 1 I 1 1 � t . 1 . i '
"U , fi it.u -
r. ei I ' '
Jil UV� l V lit !li
owes in
ten thou
Miss P
111(1
w
PRES. FORCED TO RESIGN
FOR SELLING LIQUOR
Herbert i; ! irker did not see the Policeman
limil gel ag away from their wives to
AN Nl E
MORTON,
The Senior-Junior THE SENIORS GET
0 e I NEW PRIVILEGES
Banquet buccess
�? ����?��?
75 GALLONS BONDED WHISKEY
FOIJ! D IN HIS OFFICE IN
ADMINISTRATION BLDG.
MISS BOWEN AND MISS W D-
LINGTON IMPLIC THD IN
SALE OF RUM
iher,d the
1 shockin �rj of the
� 9 1
!earn dthat M � en
ia Tei :
noli
d i �
ip and :
who wi
New
Famih
l.al II. �i;r
h Tiny are paying nae
d doBam.
Sooa T will have
tO for becoming
the M .
!
thousa
The di
be rea
i �
n his
U Capone Honor Guest
It baa been : custom at E. C. T. C
r I la i .n.ii � t i:jiv � Jsenior-
� , I! �� � . � �!� m iiu . i
. . . u ioV itR? � UllioTs.
- thi year deserves
"IET SOBER (JIIJI.S SUDDENLY
STEP 01 I
Dr. Robert 11. Wrigl
Whi i They'Ti
:al-
l he
ape
Seni r '
:ial i
the n
isa M
t Mr.
; a well
lation tor i ae airair
ful one in years.
-�� a . � ial im ita-
"ap ne who was her
� � �f honor at
ol tape per-
�hl said same
when be
. i night.
go back
tcoat factory,
Is to talk to I
l'he Seniors of E. C. T. C. are no
tger under any restrictions. They
( when, where, and how they plnnim
"it hats, nn.l beat of 11 niuni
V ' Ihf'V �U"iiM�- A'ittlOUt boinS �U lm
t . i � �
"n ' -v � no lnn�er require to meet"
classes to n,akey(ines Thp teacht.rs
) i lhat 4ieo it was their last,
tr they woulo. iii tt c use
V new found privilege without
� - to worry over making fours
JO KO GINN,
,1 Mrs. Browdi
atulation
r passei
M
D;
bout English?
she is i
ind and longs
oks like a box
So thai �
e time off f
�
� thinks teach-
ttalisl a1
firct 1,
CONMK MACK NEW
COACH AT COLLEGE
wjim I
Rl in.
TODAY WITH BABi
:ppeh m vbtin and
GEHRIG
DIRE TOR 0
CURES M
! I
ATHLETICS SI
! s COACH IN
( i DEAL
Tods
ill ,
the Banquet. President Hoover said
; hat � mlj M iss M rl n' requesl could
have g ed the pardon of M r. I Japone,
but that : � had heard hat it i aid to
do whatc h aid � there was
nothing for him to do but
.end Mr. Capone to Greenville.
The plan for the banquet this year
was a barn dan :e just as they used t
be given wh mothers were girls.
i'i make the settii ix more complete
there was a ir pile of hay in one
corner, a pi shucks in an-
other, a few plows in another and
harnes i � and plow gear hanging
around � The young gentle-
men were requested to wear blue
denim shirts and their best overalls.
The scene was completed when some-
one actually led three old cows in the
)�. in, each wearing a jangling cow-
bell, and tied them to stakes at one
side of the hay pile. Imagine the
horror of Miss Morton and the rest of
the girls.
Miss Morton, Mrs. Robert H.
Wright, and Miss Loree Caglee in
their print dresses and long tailed
bonnets took their milk pails from the
posts and began milking the cows,
while the rest of the banqueteers did
a lovely square dance to the popular
tune of "Turkey in the Straw Miss
3u � a few nights ago who could, be
� tning in the dormitory at '2:00
A. M. hut Erma Small. Mary Kelly,
w j lia Ellen Belk. Of course, they
. 1
:t that thfei
for quite
Mead
tagg
h.
g - h had been
I nly three
ion had to be car-
� an m Bttetefe�
:i iU .eld. nty.
I
-oi ri- � iiaft' JTTu7:
buying from Kir. Ai ijrht and no
� urges will be made against them.
Miss Bowen and Misa Wadlington
going conl inual grill-
1 '� � � : had seen
mysterious packages
(( ontinued on I'age i)
i been t�k
we r
�
! e
Dai
(cited and were anxious to tell
their trip� where had they
Nowhere hut to the Leap Year
� ' State College. �
it or not but every Friday
around 9:00 P. M. who can be
1 aving the campus for the week-
� ' Ella Moore and Grace Willi-
rith their boy friends.
night watchman was surprised
night when he found Rachel
MISS AGNES WADLINGTON,
to is scai v mixed in liquor
A Beautiful Flower
Garden To Adorn
Back of Kitchen
� . HENDERSON IS OWNER,
'1K ISOR AND GARDENER
MRS. ADAMS FILES
SUIT FOR DIVORCE
Public Sentiment With Mrs. Adam-
i thi
no school at
ollege for all Cagie began trying to milk her cow-
en masse to'to this tune, but the animal would
Mack, the have us know that she was a respect-
able cow and did not take to all kinds
of immodesty and immorality so she
kicked Miss Cagle, milk bucket and all
Mi
Ad
lai
� � d In re today tl
. , Thursday March
pap rs aga inst Dr. Cm
hology instructor at r '
; i ol 1 e ere
� I � : orce aci'ord-
n the unpopu
Adam w ith the studei
mnd and moiie all i
Mrs. Adam "He
� � a mil not even at my
i � a for enthusiasm
IJ a ball game at the college
In fact,
)e ri'iu-e
to attend games which the college
team pla.
I'uhli, lentiment is with Mrs. Adams
and it i expected that authorities at
Reno will giant the divorce im-
mediately.
on
i onni
; h. Mr. Deal, of the
, t Department will
� it ity member
11, .is consider-
nation a - pn-
, r, nt disagreement
Mr. Deal has
baseball lean1
ag0 he and the di-
� . . i boo) had a
th i l'loy
, �� first game of
j, ntended that
perience should
�,u. h of the future
m depends on the
fir game. Mr.
hletics here.
h nan to pitch
,i ri. - actod rather
tbo pksyers could
had determine to
MeKey and 1. W. Wood at the lake
' '� ' ne in the moonlight. He. not
knowing about the new senior privi-
lefi - questioned them, but was satis-
fiW when Miss McKey replied it is
OBly 11:30 P. M. and we are seniors.
The above are only a few instances
f ' -e privileges that the seniors arc
new enjoying.
I! course, we still find such girls
as Kathleen Guard, Millie Moore,
Annie I.w Bryant, Carolyn Tyson,
Hn Carlton, Ruth Burkett, Susie
( kins and Ruth Hardy who do not
utc these privileges because they are
tr "g to get all they can out of their
cellege courses.
President Shipped
For Night Riding gorgeous plowed on sale
MISS MURCHISON C VUGHT K!D-
f the kitche
has a
eauti-
sud-
IN; WITH LNCLE EASTER
SUNDAY EVENING
int
Miss Margaret Murchison, in-com-
ing president of the Student Govern-
ment Association " i hipped with-
out a hearing before tl d icil i. i
riding with her uncle Sunday night,
March 27. The re-election will take
. pi . April 16.
and ;
�he p
With.
ei a
oh the co-eds c
.uld
IMt expect to have a winning team M
(Continued on Page 4)
cowd.
�'� Capone, the only member of the
-rr'�� whose memory was not totally
2�t, told later that Miss Morton had
i! k exactly one quart of apple
spirits when he took her to the in-
ipnary.
MisS Ruth Bonnewitz and Dr. R. J.
' ' presided over the brandy kegs
th M'S R,)nnewitz suggested that
J go into the basement of campus
ifltald-
In sr
backwards. Then Mr. Flanagan, the
hero of the evening, gently picked up
the strangled girl and placed her on
the shuck pile in the opposite corner
of the room.
By the time Miss Cagle was revived
the banquet was well underway and
so were Miss Morton and Nannie
Smith. These two were so warm they
had removed their bonnets and even
their tennis shoes, but the heat was
not entirely due to the weather. Poc-
ket. flasks had been circulating until su;h a noticeable degree M
this time, hut now the boldness and fflay took "Ronald" away from the
nerve of the crowd had increased un-
til President Wright and Pete Hun-
sinker actually wheeled a keg of
tnan any
student body.
.vk1 two days be-
: M se Mur-
i-n. ! be Dean
two de-
in? and get a breath of fresh air.
1,110 mysterious manner Mrs. Slay
�ard of the invitation and began
J1 "Ronald, Oh, Ronald until
T hIay appeared. His face was be-
�nched with carmine lipstick to
g-nce of the "gallivanting young
AH the guests and hostesses sang
nandy to the middle of the floor. I Hail, Hail, The Gang's All Here
thought until then that our girls at
E. C. T. C. took some interest in their
reputation as well as their appear-
ance, but then it was evident that
neither mattered to the maddening
place i ne e emng u
Mi-s Murchison was on
popular krh"l on th � with the
co-eds and Greenville boys. She had
an unusual record here. Until this
time, she had made it a rule to be re-
stricted only once each ran ana tw a
for Borne minor offei
Miss Murchison has held quite a i. m
prominent and notorious i fficca h
She was elected president ei the Stu-
dent Government Associati n for next
year, by virtue of the fact that she
has been hastrumental in reporting
and restricting moi
ether member oi
A statement -
fore vacatu n
cbison under suspicion.
took it upon her- U to a
'tectives to keep the student un
constant Burveniance. On the first
three nights, the your. lady-
home by eight o'clock and her caller,
left at nine-thirty. However,
day night. Easter, she played a trick
upon the two watchers,
thirty, sfce slipped
jumped in a car at
rode away. The
off duty accidentally saw her riding
with her uncle about an hour later.
B telegram to toe
the college
gai di n filled with U autiful
. summer ros ansies,
as, is, i rcis sus,
I as a d much to the
matter in what di-
strolls, the sweet fraganee
f tl � wera gn i I s him.
The college is indebted to Mr. A. A.
. . the new attraction that
the back campus, Ea
hikes and summ r i Dsea an new on
al w pi �. and if necessary,
he will charge it
nmmer time. It is an oppor-
� - � a life time to buy your
y and sweethearts corsages.
)� n't wait until they arc all gone.
tuv now!
�N Good Night Ladies" as Mr.
. Hiams turned off the lights so that
2 m?tS Would disperse. Everyone
� oed a pleasant evening at this
Tt unique banquet.
�Jc' corner, anc
tective who wa
He at once w
Dean. we ralatou it t
President. He. in turn, at once m ti-
fied Miss Mun-hison that:sne need not
return. She begged that her ease
might be put before the Student
Council, but the request was denied.
MISS ELIZABETH SMITH,
Assistant Dean Visits Fountain of
Youth During Holidays. We all agree
that there is a great improvement.
Li

The Teco Echo
Published BiMonthly During The Col-
lege Year by The Student Govern-
ment Association of East Caro-
lina Teachers College.
Entered as second-class matter Du
eentber 1125. at the Postoffice,
Greenville. N. C under the
Act of March S, 1879.
Subscription Rates for the College
Year, $1.60
Advertising- Rates. 25c per Column
Inch per Issue
EDITORIAL STAFF
Maggie McPhersonEditor
Elizabeth Haywoud . Managing Ed tor
Assistant Editors
Carolyn Conner. Marguerite Lane,
Estelle McClees, Elizabeth
Thompson
Co-kiv Staff
I. W. WoodEd tor
Eric Tuckerkssistanl
Mamie E. JenkinsAdvisor
No creatures smart bo little aa
a tool.�Pope.
As vet a child, now yet a fool
to fame. I lisped in numbers, tor
the numbers came.�I ope.
Ttu fool of nature stood with
stupid eyes. .
And gasping mouth, that testi-
fied surprise.�Dryden.
'Thev are too green he said,
"and only good for tools. �
J. Do La Fontaine.
Fot 1' said my muse to me.
look in thy heart, and write.�
Phillip Sidney.
The wise through excess ol
wisdom is made a fool.�Emer-
son.
"I, love you because you're a
sweet little fool!
Ml VIEWS ON Till: TECO BCHO.
As incoming assistant editor of the
Tecc Echo, I think it only right that
' sh old t xnresi my views about what
the paper will stand for next year.
Biiefly I wish to enumerate a Fei
things that you may xpect to find '���
these columns when I help take over
the work:
1. 1 am in favor of smoking, and
hence promise you that at least tw
tobacco companies shall offer prize?
� r heat work done on the paper eacl
wi ek.
2. Instead of running long account
;o ut entertainments. I shall see to it
that the front page i- gives over to
comics oi the type that every college
student can read.
l h
tecond page will be givet
nest entii elj to complainc
about what, the ui lent g n me
doing, surmises as to wh ru wi
it stricted and for what, rumors ol
piana t hat are none i i the i
' ' bus ini - at pr enl but
Campus Gossij
Children and fools cannot lie. I shall I
i all stud i
I lUl '
stu-
hiet)
thai
Wood
BUSINESS STAFF
Roslyn Satterwhite . . Business Mgr
Mytrie Gray Hodges . . As't Bus. Mgr
Advertising Man igi r
Sara Johnson, Mary L Pipkin, E
Park, r
Circulation Managers
Grace Williford Anne Thoi ipson
Willa M. Dickey1 5
'Tis an old maximum in the editorials and hence on,
t- i ;ociate Editi r will att
Thai flattery's the food oi fools; tn
Vet now and then your men ol
wit
Ut
i he campus is all astir. This morn-
ing at a : rmal tea Margaret Mo
bison announced the engagement of
���� n n aate, Miss Ethel Parker t
Mr. H mby Burnette. When the nei -
was broken, Miss Maggie �'� i hers
became hysterical a I sa d t! it she
had a letter to prove I� emby
would be commit ing I r, ach of
proi use if he mai ri -I Miss Parker.
hat does it all n ai '
ESSIE TESSIE
more .1
for K. ( T. C.I
Nothing But Co-ed
April Pooler
Weal I
4 a beal i i
M Turner
It a ruler.
ps Bill Mtarne
r 11
� f men. Mi
the inci
one of 11 g
said I was a "Gr
mv
� i oelly
flying
i
ig mama baby
I show her
I ega
thre
ould 1 v I
-n ea lloo
thing
Ruth
. . Assi
Hula B. Leech Assistant I j
M. I WrightV:
Will condescend to take a
Swift.
�o�
Tla wise man has his I
no less than the fool: ' �'
n said that hi rein li
i nc.�th follies
fool arc know a to ; he
are hidden from hints
follies of the wise are
himself, bul hid(
1.
n
rumer is the dietician now
i urn r Salad.
ail n �
�n - (,o
i - WilSOn Uee
informing
intd iii
a telegra
jealous:
I'd
that t h
� w wi!
this .
(he
�
t S4
FRIDAY, APRIL 1ST, L932 worldA harmless hih
e wise wi!h si���
7z ; r a boi yanl cheeri ulness
A fool at !
. v I infrequent concomitants �1
forty is a tool indeed�Young . an(, W( are never m
�Love oi Fai ceived than when we mi
� , dignity for greatn ss, solemnit)
Seest thou a man wise in his � J anrf mpesitv fol
own conceit . I here is morel
ope of a to' 1 than of him.�
erudition.� C'olton.
h '
Proverb
E N C Y (' L 0 P F D A
OF F. C. T. C.
For (rod's sake .� i e me I la
young man who has brains' , .
i , , t u;� ouncil Member:
enough to make a fool ol turn- , , t � � �
, . � i hound only on campus
seJ I. �lieut. ii' .� , ,
around college towns, s
i ilmost of their time loitei
When Demaratus was asked , , , . . ii
, . � . i around keyholes. Has eye ii
whether he held his tongue be- , � � �. ' .
, c i a nass kev . . . there no mv
cause he was a fool or for want , � , , u .
. � , � � , hole too complicated, rtas can
ol words, he replied, A tool �, , - .i.
cannot hold his tongue�Of1
Demarattuts.
tie li
.
c- uld.
Heari
fiancee livi Shi �
. a Chine c gii I
�
� P i
W fl M K HOI.ID S?
I. B
Campus o
t this c-r!U ' � n K"
I us holidays�Thank giving,
.many distant stations. . U.S�L1. .�? A
They are sometimes Jg?" l!JZZ
way. ii
Co opei ate the "1 ol h Fa j
Eundry" n Greenville, M during the Ni
Win-
in ' fn enville

i. C BOW has
v accessories

th summer.
What a difference there �a beV?,ff. P,Bt �- wS-i-v � rWar�w
Tvveen a wise person and a u-oi . , moUo is-)0nT and ther favo- � V- They say,
make me merry than exp nence
to make me sad.�Shakespere
I. W. exj i his
j We have just discovered the fact'problem of how to subtract forty-five
� �-rchellum. Be pert, rmen a success- Pershing has been getting the hononJthan Ripiey.
�ds. i i jUj operation and the child is Bowlthev
J w, you W
few
�ito expression is "Ah Ha JS-It's, have classe for a V" 3" ' Tu orati.n im tne emm is new 11 lf.a h
I had rather have a fool to �. P Tht?r lhree f onU.home, have a good �nd n I�Sj?lMgSl
You Their three fa oritehome. have a good ?' CU�B v' ;amlr .llu?'?. "j v, I r Of our own i We Flcssy and Becky are M !�ngvr on
songs are: "Some Where a h �; ' rtt!t!K iea J . n, , . factorv d, , our History 1 r now! r terms' Who said "they were
�� �� �� i0i�.r aeam. VVe are not babies, and .� n, � . a. ii an . . .
oic. is Calling. ImMakim- W(, (i not ha�. t , wdi " '
e got all the fools in Snoopee andI Go Home and � , , , r . ;
. i I 111 i otll Alotnei. i , , hil � colleee eirls until June. She will '
Hain't wc
town on our side. j aVl.raire run ,)f member is then gei up and k i
And ain't that a big enough . gh� ha(1 Ther I o, w� could
majority mm any town?- to get her office, and she is ��� ; v?'
Huekleburry Finn. .Mark aiii � Qr y()U and
business. It' one of the
u on
The fool is happy thai he g�imy'iU VuU dyou run Ittai in the summer, (-
hevill run after you; sin hs) and one ���?
.thinks that you have done some- -� JS
,i � u i, iv we C'tinl save vaiudme
thing, know something or have � � -
something; and she just can't;
stand it. But if you stop as
though you are not afraid, she'll1
scamper off back to her post and � lltf .?an� n'
i we are liabM to tx c
knows no more.�Pope.
Lord, what fools these mortals
be!�Shakespere.
Men may live fools, but fools
they cannot die.�Young.
have two weeks off � yea
the change of scenery. I;
�ii;ie it during chapel on Tuesday, i
April 2.
; r 11' ward J. McGinnis t ok Miss
Lucj Evans and Miss Margaret
Dozier to a mid-night danc; Ms
Those ki1"1s are now socially
ostracised.
N well has had a permanent
and has accepted the offer of
eld to 'in his 1932 Fol
for a fool!�Marston.
spere.
The fool doth think he is wise,
but the wise man knows himself
to be a fool.�Shakespere.
A fool! A fool! My coxcora Jai1 for�nl!LXt�-
along. 1 hey are just made that . . h .
Bu1 thev eat "drink smoke vacations,
Here comes a pair ot very; , " in- ,�� 0H�� �w�t
strange beasts, which in all ton run Jump hop skip,get
guS are called fools�Shake- fmJ er wa.ves alld g A" S
love their parents and tne
preacher just as you do. They
have corns, colds, pink tooth
brush B. 0. halitosis etc just as
your roommate does So be
kind to 'em girls . . . they're
For every inch that is not fool I fo � �� JZrm
is rogue�Dryden. I TVa th,i heljrhl �ZZfri
I onion next vear and be one ol
Let a fool hold his tongue andKhe ttungs yourself, and it you
he will pass for a sage�Pub- doJ?ay �k he with you.
liusSvrus. phe Fncycloneda says the
following about professors:
Ay, now am I in Arden: The! They are very common on the
American continent. They thrive
besl in their own company. They
are nearly always natives to
other states; and unlike the
elephant they are very forget-
I met a fool i' the forest, A M'ul. They associate with their
motley fool.�Shakespere. �ve d their wives .clfllldre
j Sometimes they associate with
more fool I. When I was at
home I was in a better place: but
travelers must be content.�
Shakespere.
much better w rk with ut tl
in i-ei together on thi: ai
from the cottege calendar.
DR. SLAY URGES MORE
FAILURES
At a meeting of the teachers
science department on
afternoon. Dr. Slay the !� � I
department spoke on failures
urged his subordnatee to g
ones and many more i
future.
"A good teacher said Dr.
�'has no ones and many five
Another thing he warned that
give only essay type tests and �
inatiens. According to hi n
false tests are the worst t
teacher can give.
"There is no need he assi
have clear, definite question q
inatiens. Indefinite question �
dents in Psychology t
Ir. Meadows has "illustrated" for
i . of the depression by buy-
R lls-Royce and discarding The
��
Kiss Mary Hemphill Greene and
V i atherine Cassidy stayed on the
u during the holidays in order
that they might vamp all of the
He in ys a. the co-ed
$ told that they were the most
darir : flappers on the street and that
thej have even introduced short
dn i on our campus again, beside"
' ful corsage
! that A. M. She also re-
her b I was foJl Th
man, but she roll, and iht
' � ach:
� � ted the B . A �.
ca by the "Ameri-1 c. 0. '
Brain Society Presi Kill I
dent Hoc d in Mr. Hollar's left
hand while presenting the trophy to I Clyde B
CO-ED STATISTIC
; th
erlal vt
i(in-ed '
Mr. Hollar �
Hercules oi Aa
Can Seat
M
�ninate.
iht hand.
iust received newi
him in I
t. urhest hair
John 'naid Teachers Pet.
listory of the Roman Clifton Crat rd
are has been published am
she has also b
that her new 1
help reorganise the
ment there.
Mrs. Bhxton and
I eoc king clai
i e,ii, -
�resent govern
the freshman
gave a banquet on
war of Mr, Wilby Had
n the eem-
! . . r holidays.
v. has just found it
necessary to withdraw from her work
he rest of the term s -h,� v,
Musical.
�.
Boo Easi Bigge I eater.
Charles Edwards- Biggest Ladies'
lished and that Harry DaU Best Politu m
ted to Rnu, to fweether1 pre Most Daahi
Athome, a bo was i
pus during the Ea
oe 11 �
u.
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�; putting mto the heads of the students pn Miss Annie 11
ides that it is possible U. smoke jf)� h,n. t.( lUra(.t ,vhilo sht, is away
on the campus and get by with it. vi, ,va. lv,ently trn; ,
s Hooper was visited by the I ,h( s.iurls moit t$moos musician.
i prince Of Wales last week. He came g t.x.elr m paying the piano and
I a-k her to be his bride. Imagine j VK,in. picking the guitar, the banjo
heart broken feeling when an,i the ukelele as v.ell as being able
trned that she was already secretlyj, iirW geveral of the wind instru-
,Mi.l to Mr. Ned Kensaw of Green-l
vHe. N. C. j Miss Ruth I'onnewitz said that her
; Miss Jenkins has decided that it j ,V;1n for going to Oklahoma daring
:� Ljoes no good to advertise for enter-j u,iiay xvas that she heard there
tainments so she has given un hatjvui anl,t 7 � to every woman
.n out campus and started coach-j ,Vt an( .he p'ainiy admitted that
�I I ing �basketball la the Greenville Hghjhe waj looking for a "cow-puncher"
; School. for a husband.
�cn rt iuui , rvinm: u ai lOllv, " � �� � �v v-�it mmnlption oil ia t in&tnll Mvoitim an .1 �
and reforms his plans.�Young. rv are very fond of jnose
Fool me no fools.�Bulever.
Now will I show myself to
have more of the serpent than
the dove; that is, more knave
than fool.�Marlowe.
A fool must now and then be
right by chance.�Cowper.
Fired that the house rejects
him, "S'death; I'll print it, And
shame the fools�Pope.
glasses and frock tail coats. They
usually borrow the coats from a
neighbor. They are crazy about
banquets and after dinner
speeches, the speech gives 'em
longer to eat. They are said to
be harmless, and they look it.
Sometimes by a little teasing
from a flapper, they'll scamper
off through the tall grass and
back again as though they want
to play . . . but ii is not safe to
play with them. They are not
fit for pets.
The married ones always
make the best husbands.
En concluding his talk Dr. Sh
urged the teachers in his departme�
to give more five in preference to tb
other grades.
MRS. McKEAN ENTERTAIN
THOSE WHO REMAIN FOB
THE EASTER HOLIDAYS
Mrs. McKean entertained the
dents who remained en the
for the holidays at a house rZ
Atlantic City last week-end T
guest all report a delightful time
m swimming, skating, golf in K
ing, checkering, K��"2f
�ng. boating, and pokering
College for the recent completion ofjtention is to install aviation ae a re-
an experiment that has already en- jqUjred course in our curriculum as
lightened Emsteina theory. She vH)son u she learns the particulars of
it.
explain her experiment to all who
wish it.
�. I teal at a recent banquet given
by King George, was insulted by some-
one mistaking him for Calvin Coolidge
The result was a fight between an
Earl and Mr. Deal of which the Earl
hears tht evidence.
Miss Ella Thompson has at least
Red Flanagan M. at ere;
h ' 1 � Fleming- Laziest.
Red Pei B rg r.
Robert Harris M
Bill Hearne Most pi
John Hodges -Moat awkward.
1 te Hunsucker- Worst all an and.
James Burton James Most bashful
Charlie King Moat I 1 illiant
Alfred Me I.aw horn�
WaddeH Milla Biggest feet
James More M t b �� tus.
Billy Xeslut Dumbest.
Andy Ni heartless.
Ah Van Nortwick Worst mono-
tone,
Henry Ogle, by l'unk.st nort.
Sam Quinnerly�Bet athlete.
Charles Rumley�
Mayhew Sawyer- Must graceful
Diury Settle Must polite.
�latie Spain- Meeket.
C. M. Thomas�Most comical.
Eric Tucker�Moj-t humble.
Flossy Tyson�Most fickle.
Ge rfro Wilkerson Most conceibstf,
I. u. Wood� Most congenial.
Preacher Woodard� Biggest rogue.
Mr. Wooten- Bjggeal baby.
Mi s Margaret Sammon is just out
of the Greenville jail, where she was
put for disorderly conduct on the
streets and for the operation of a
saloon on a small scale in the Y brows-
ing room. -
Miss Graham has just issued a pro-
clamation 10 the girls of E. C. T. C.
decided what her life must be. She j saying that it � now compulsory for
has become the lights of Broadway. Ith.m to sit in tne back of the audi-
Mr Picklesimer has recently an- tonum with the co-eds every period
that they are not on class; also that
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nounced his intentions of taking his
Geography 12 class on an airplane
tour to the Alps. Someone offered
1HE FAR OFF HILLS" IS
GREATEST FLOP OF SEASON.
Although the students of the college
were warned against attending the
performance of the Abbev Theatre
Irish Players by Miss Jenkins and
other members of the facultv, nianv
students attended. Before the end of
he first act the players were plaving
o an empty house. It was "ui t a
waste of time, and energy to
tor this entertain
ment.
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I OLD SHOES-We Buy The
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lem
Due to the shortage of leather
incurred by the- incessant use of
cows at E. C. T. C. we now obtain
our leather supply from old shoes
Goodyear Shoe Shop
New Shipment Of
Wooden Shoes
MostFlexible and Guaranteed To Cause
Corns, Bunions and Blisters- Mostly
Blisters
Your Shoe Store
Coburn Shoe Store
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Over Goat
In Other Parts of The World
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King of Kiurlain
Ireland ha b
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N. C. teai hei
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$
49c Sweaters For $9.98
They Ravel Immediately 1! Not Sooner
We Cater To The College Girl
The Smart Shoppe
"We Cater To The College Girl"
DEFEVTED
a Goal '
iHlss Mor-
al , hould
� that have re-
! I ey or
(,i
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Around The World With
I � � night she dated
'pj ir�i�iiiltv 'incnvUle. Any news
1 ' � I concerning her �hira ����� will be
ectatod very much as Mr. M. L.
A right i��y admits that he can
think of nothing eise.
they must ride to and from all classes j Wr Wnnnznn T,ms reerntly grrvn
(Coiuinuti! Prom Pace 2)
Mi
that
ith the co-cd
Given A Free Pair of Shoes With
Extra Tack In Every Heel With
Each Purchase of Purple Woolen
Hose
Here's Where Th( Co-Eds Are Buy
ing Those Concomitantly Striped
Ulsterettes
Alumnae
ti
. . : nah
evolution.
Be � Willis le
'�� an Island in th
she hones to be i
!h re.
le
�� is will ever contai
ind with as much Ma i a he has
Gu 5sie Kuykendall i
a the Pea Aud
� tig of
: :i w rong
whili in a music i �
Thomas, having been
r. one is ex
� since it
Mi
"department STO R E
I i' ace Gardner, wl en : I
h i e b �
hose smoking.
I Lionel and John Ba
i Lobby April I 1932 to
u
in has put her
practice by b
lmm
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e May Be in the
?graph Programs.
3 music Uu
aughl �. the un d ai
down t he I a
! t isemi at. j lor wi
has receni ta
is wash woman at fa m -
Rn .(ays in � decide whether
. ' i kem as his wife or
tence at Atlanta.
' - -ii, "Send
�; to peace.
'��� '�� given a gallon of
haracteristici of
re is it? Well,
Ragsdale hall,
spent the holidays
well all by him-
" S ' I i moon and
� s after Mrs.
him.
a, having decided
I des" should be pre-
souvenir for the future
Iced the permission of
I it occupy one corn-
of ' Hall parlor. Miss Mor-
too glad to grant the re-
g that it would furnish
eats needed when the par-
Arsen Lupin a I idy?
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New Shipment of Watches�
SOLID BRASS
(Guaranteed Not To Turn Gold
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W. L. BEST
College Jeweler
! Try Our Imported Foods.
Our Buyers Are Stationed In All Foreign
Ports
THE GREENVILLE CAFE
Have You Tried The New
) PROMENADE?
I Not A Walk But An Aid Even Better Than
The Ladies Ade
Lautare's

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I the Chamber of �
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j j w ill be forwarded u
;� . R. J. Slay � " ;i
m0 � , he is also an t. Du
! B the huiiJayti 1 iced a pw
1 ' i art hat will live tnrough the ajn
Mr
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' lhe painted "The whole town n .
Wilson has not
Bowen's
Lanvin, Patou, Louiseboulan'gr and
Other Parisian De : i rs Will Be
With Us For The I st of The Year.
We As a Shoppe and You As Our
Patrons Are For tin; ate In Receiving
The Personal Attention of These
Shop In Amei ica's Paris
Diekerson Avenue
Bow
en's
ieen seen or
re ently voted the
ill re ind student of K. C. T. 0.
b dy at a mass nieet-
the president, Miss
V. Uo re.
� Bi td her, Mrs. MeKean. and
Smith have been shipped from
of night riding
'i E. N I, Mr. Williams, and
- Morris and Smith, Mr. A. A.
Mr. Wade Holmes, Mrs.
C. Cockrell, Mr. Pomes, and Mrs.
caught a 22n pound fish in
k Creek S - during the holi-
A ROMANCE
-eeher Flanagan and Aimee Semple McPherson,
whose engagement has just been announced.
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REPORTORIAL STAFF.
Y. W. C. A.�Eli7.al.oth Denny.
Poe Society�Catherine Flauyher.
Emerson Society- Annie C Baker.
L&nier Society- Myrtle G. Hodges.
Senior ("ass Lelia Ellen Belk.
Junior Class Bertha Walston.
Freshman Class- Clyde Morton.
"C" Class Ruby May.
English Ckih Nina Walston.
Athletic Asso Grace Williford.
Alumnae Katherine Wahl.
Co-ed t tab- George Wilkerson.
Mask Dept. Bertha McKinney.
BECKY CURTIS ROBBED.
Treasurer of Stationery Store Strip-
ped of Everything.
These are bare facts said be-
wildered Reeky as she related the
story to police.
"A tall handsome man, wearing
something over his face (a smile per-
haps) that shielded his intentions,
walks over to me and says, 'Stick 'em
up, you 1 handed him a bottle of
glue, thinking that was what he want-
ed to buy. He veils louder and says,
'Your hand, dumbbell, your hand
Then I became excited. I thought he
wanted to marry me�SO I threw my
arms around his neck and started to
sob. He tried to throw me loose from
him tut i stuck tight you see. I
Pres. Forced to Resign
For Selling Liquor
(Continued " P�f� )
to and from the building. Miss Wad-
Ungton finally broke down and con-
fessed all. She said she and Mi ' j
Bowen have been acting as rum
runners for President Wright for five!
and one half months. She staled that i
he had wrecked her ear a number of
time while she was bringing in her
cargo hut had always managed to
evade the officers. She and Miss j
Bowen are under a $5,00.00 bond.
No definite report has been made
as to whom will fill Mr. Wright si
place, but it is rumon d that Mr. I. W. :
Wood will be our next president.
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Connie Mack Is The
i ew Coach at Co
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NOSE RINGS
COACH R C. DEAL
New Coach at College Co Deal is forced to give U. posi-
tion as coach; Connie Mack takes his
place.
A. G. WALTERS
Jeweler
Don t Qotice!
New Styles In Jewelry 'l "
j BOTTOMLESS SHOES
� " They Save The Sole. Let Us Give You A Pair
Smart Footwear
Griffin Shoe Co.
Hair Straightened
Mr. Wood began to search the annals !
of baseball until he came across the
name of Connie Mack. Secretly he j
entered negotiations with this great
coach and today the fruits of his work!LOllg Hair Guaranteed; We Guarantee Permanent .
DISFIGURATION
Our Beauty Experts Are Most
Skilled Operators From
Mars
Let Them DEFORM Your Face
With Pleasure
will be seen when Connie steps down
from tlie train to coach th Teachers.
Mr. Mack is bringing along some
his old players just to show the b y-
what they are going to be up again I
as soon as they enter the big league.
Among these players are Babe Ruth,
thought he was testing my affection j Pepper Martin, and Gehrig.
Finally he put his arms (or hand): Mr. Wood says that Connie Mack
around my neck. I thuoght he was'and the retinue will arrive of the
loving me; bur he cut my breathing j Norfolk Souther Train a1 ten o'clock;
At this point of the story. Becky therefore Dr. Wright has decreed thai
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cried a little louder and then added Ithere be do classes this moring but
that, everybody be at the station to
give the big boys a hand.
In One Night
CINDERELLA
BEAUTY
PARLOR
between sobs. "I I kissed him as I
was falling to the floor And after
further questioning, she continued;
"1 don't want the goods and money
hack; he can have 'em; but 1 do want
him, and phase officers
bring him back to me
c nnie has looked over the prospects
for the team and .ays that by addjr
a few f his old players be should
please, turn out a winning team here easily,
md that the next world championship
Painless Dentist
Dr. Hurt U. Pain
DR. ML B. MASSEY
Editor's note: Notorious Charles jwill probably go to the Teachers ilia:
King and Gangland and dim Cumm- j is unless Winterville develops a strong
ings are being held a- suspects. It W team also.
Ginn of the underworld cannot hi
found.
WHITE'S
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E. C. T. C. Students
To Broadcast April 1
SPONSORED BY PTF
Representative East Carolina
Teachers College will broadcast from
station WPTF, Raleigh, N. C, Fri-
day. April 1. at 10:15 A.M. 1 he fob
jT � �" i n �i Vii. iv .I i , - �� �"� �
Jnsi On ftforo Chance Annie be.
Brya
Piano Duet- Chop Sticks�Cullie
Stafford, Hemby Burnette,
Why Did I Kiss Thai Girl�I. W.
W. anied at the piano
by Lillian SeRz.
Somebody Loves Me�Henriette
( i owe.
Violin Selection- -Caroline Tyson.
Quaretel Let the Rest of the
World Co By Maybew Sawyer,
Ruth Moore, "Pete" Hunsucker,
Mildred Ives.
Duet Call Me weetheart, Call Me j in the midsl of the Faculty with no
one to claim i Everyone is positive
that it - either Mr. and Mrs. Cum-
mings' 01 Dr. and Mis. Adams
Five Cent Hose Special For
ONE DOLLAR
iIV In The Heel of Every Pair
WHITE'S
THE VANITIE BOXE
Fifth Street Telephone 31
Dog Sale
Come In And See Our Preferred
Stock In
DOGS
All Pedigreed lints, Bui Pedi-
grees Not Sold
Big White Dojrs Or Little White
Dogs
Jusl What You've Leon Looking
For For Miludie's Boudior

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Go To LOWE'S For A Hat
How Do You Like That
There Is One Better
They Also Will Give You A Sweater
LOWE'S
GUARANTEED TO FLATTER YOU!
PICTURES FADE IMMEDIATELY!
fakers Studio
Evans Street, Greenville, N. C.
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W. T. GRANT CO.
WHO ARK ITS PARENTS?
The above baby was recently found
I;i!imr. Call Me Dear Mvra
Skull, ��Alt Hugh Tucker.
College Song�Student Body.
Thoughts
and
Meditations
Wake Forest Hoys Are
Given Cool Welcome
Leonard. Slraup. Kendrick, Smith and
Poplin Address Y. W. C. A
soft bed, reading and interesting
book, and listening over my radio to
a hut dance orchestra. Why did 1
give it up to 11 me off here? I'm com-
fortable and have enjoyed it so far.
hut I'd love to te back there now.
Y( a see, my bed at Essie is so com-
fortable that it's hard t give it for
any oth r anywhere. I don't know
what I'll do when I have to go back
home during the summer I can't leave
my bed. The only solution I see is to
go to summer school.
Then, too, I have to study here and
at home. Why can't a visit he nice
and peppy like a day there? The
teachers there are so kind that they
give lecture courses so we won't have
work to do. and then pass us all be-
cause they don't like to grade exami-
nation and test papers. Here's a
secret, I don't believe they know how.)
Here, I have to go to bed at nine an
I miss all the best radio programs.
Now that new radio in my room at
school, you know, gives the programs
clearly and without the least static.
Gee, to be able to listen to that night
club onhestra at two-thirty once
again. It will be aeons before next
Thursday. Sometimes, like tonight, I
think I can't stand it
Yon cannot imagine the remorse of
the E. C. T. C. girls on hearing that
Wake Pores! Boys were to Speak at
Y. W. C. A. vespers, Sunday evening.
March 20th. As they strolled to-
wards the dining hall for dinner, not
a. girl tinned to ga.e upon their fair
(WTION BLUES.
As I sit here lt in a big arm-chair
listening to the "Eskima Night Chili"
broadcast, my mind wanders back to
Essie Tessie. How I hated to leave
the place just for this short while! I
long to be back there, curled in nivbnU�'� � should have seen
the angry and disgusted looks on the
faces of the . tudents when they enter-
ed the dining hall f��r dinner.
As everyone knew that these boys
were to have charge of the program,
no one attended the services, except a
their duty to support their brother
in time of distress.
After a .hort program of two hours,
the few faithful ones, who were stir
f
tresent breathed a sigh of relief.
Although, the delegates desired to re-
main overnight, the girls were anxious
for their departure; nevertheless, the
president dutifully asked them to at-
tend the cabinet meeting, the dele-
gates and president were the sole at-
tendee at the meeting, for the other
members had no desire to be with the
visitors.
Having received such a cold wel-
come, the Wake Forest boys felt
obligated to return to their campus
immediately, but not soon enough to
please the girls here.
The opening of
NEW ARCADIA
April 1st, 1932
We Are Giving Away a Spring Outfit To Each
College Girl. Come Early and Take

Your Choice
HOOP-SKIRTS
PLUMED HATS
LYSLE HOSE
MESH BAGS
Ladies tore
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SPPXTAL OPENING TO COLLEGE
GIRLS ONLY
We Expect 5000 E. C. T. C. Students To Visit
Us This Day
No Sales Will Be Made For The Remainder t
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Display In The Garden j
FLOWER (ed silk) HUMMING BIRD (hose) I
and ready made CLOTHES are our J
Specialties i
Dancing Will Be Enjoyed From 8.00 P. M. To !
6.00 P. M. Delicious Ice Courses Served j
Free During Intermission t
OUR SLOGAN�Sen ice With Satisfaction
Guaranteed
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Visit Us After April 1st, 1932, In Our New
Quarters
The City Noises Will Not Disturb You. Shop
In Quiet Among The Clouds, 42 Floor
Demi-Tasse Building
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Stop With Us
McKay-Washington Co.
Millie and Ella had a fight during
the holidays. Ella said the cigs were
Chesterfieds, but Millie fought to
prove that she was smoking nothing
stronger than Old Golds.
Let Us Run Down The Heels of Your New
Shoes- No Extra Charge.
City Shoe Shop
FORBIDDEN�
Sitting In Drug- Store Without a Boy
FORBIDDEN�
Council Meeting Over Once a Month
Business Is Not Sufficient For More
Meetings more
FORBIDDEN�
i NOT FORBIDDEN�
To See Barbara Stanwyck In
CAPITOL THEATRE
Monday and Tuesday
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